Dysfunctional Serenity
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Joined 04-24-11, id: 2870941, Profile Updated: 01-01-14
Author has written 10 stories for Bleach, and Homestuck.

Name: Aston

Sex: Female

Age: Still a teen

Birthday: March 27

Sexuality: Bisexual

Favorite Colors: Pale Blue, Orange, Purple, Jade Green

Current Obession: Striders

HOMESTUCK FUCKING RULES!!!

Homestuck SBURB Info
Title: Seer of Mind
Planet: Land of Logic and Unity
Derse Dreamer

Favorite Homestuck Pairings: DaveJohn, SolKat, DirkJake, Stridercest, DaveKat, DaveSol

Favorite Anime/Manga: Bleach, Naruto, Death Note, Deadman Wonderland

Favorite Bleach Yaoi Pairings: GrimmIchi, GrimmUlqui, ShiroIchi, and some times RenIchi

Favorite Naruto Yaoi Pairings: SasuNaru and NaruGaara

Favorite Death Note Yaoi Pairing: LXLight-LightXL (I think it works great both ways)


The 6 truths of life...
1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

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Let It Go by MortyaSanoma reviews
John is the prince of a kingdom, with a secret only a select few, not even his own twin sister knows. What happens when his secret comes out?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,263 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 12/11/2013 - John E., Dave S., Jade H., Karkat V.
The Race Of a Thousand Mistakes by FireyFlamey
Zacharie decides to act on his own for once and confronts Batter in order to save Hugo. /minor spoilers, but hard to understand if You haven't finished the game!
OFF - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7 - The Batter, The Judge/Pablo, Zacharie - Complete
Fragility by tempestSylph reviews
It had been happening your whole life; people just didn't seem to take very well to you. But after a while of the names and the pushing and shoving, they really acted on it. They acted on their hate and it really, really hurt. Rating is now M for mature themes and language
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,340 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Nice to Meet You by Winged Illusion reviews
AU where John has lived in Washington all his life with his close friends Rose and Jade, and Dave moves to their town senior year. It will center around John and Dave meeting and becoming friends, and possibly more? Rated T to be on the safe side because Dave and Dirk have terrible language. Might change to M if I introduce suggestive themes later in the plot. We'll see. :]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [Dave S., John E.]
Loneliness Pays by Vellkoshina reviews
SO YEAh. First fic I (nikoshina) have ever written, sorry if its absolute shit. Dirk x Dave sMUT YAY STRIDERCEST. Criticism greatly appreciated. x3 nyeh. Hope you guys like it c: I don't own any of these characters and so forth and so on evERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE BELONGS TO HUSSIE.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S., Bro - Complete
Regrets by Roboninks reviews
A train ride. His eerie mask. The clattering tracks. We spoke to each other in whispers, barely audible through the reverberating cabin. I wonder if he knew, how empty I really was. (smut, more warnings inside)
OFF - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Complete
It's Almost Easy by GlassSkiin reviews
A story of betrayal, Love, and friendship. Grimm finally forgives ichi for an incident that tore them apart. But before they know it their lives are thrown into chaos Aizen and Muramasa are Enemies you dont want to make. Yaoi, Split personality Grimm/Ich
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,538 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Killer Instinct by KamiKaze43v3r reviews
AU. Ichigo is a young detective with his own personal demons who is picked to join the homicide team for a serial murder case to hunt down the 'Rokuban Killer'. He soon finds out that the both of them share a lot of things in common. Contains gore. COMPLETED.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,695 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Thriller by Racey reviews
Ichigo has no idea what he's gotten himself into at his new job at Hueco Mundo, the local mental institute. AU, Yaoi, swearing, violence, OOCness.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Space Bro by jonho reviews
In which Karkat Vantas is a surly ex-Marine who is absolutely for sure NOT a gray space alien, nor has he ever been a gray space alien at any point in his life ever, regardless of what this weirdo Sollux Captor claims when they meet in a bar one miserable Friday night. (i dont own this its owned by tumblr user jumpingjacktrash also known as jumpingjackflash on AO3. ok? ok great.)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,239 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Nine Lives by Curiosity Killed Kristy reviews
With the fall of Aizen, Ichigo has sacrificed one of the greatest things that has ever happened to him. But when Soul Society wants him to train Grimmjow, the last Espada, to be a soldier for Soul Society, Ichigo finds himself having to sacrifice something else again- only this time, it's much more.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,323 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Melodies by MikroSouvlaki03 reviews
On which Malik's life changes completely upon meeting a certain someone with a huge love for music. -Alt/Mal-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Altaïr, Malik
Track to an Impossible Forever by Arleigh Quinne reviews
Dave finally gets what he wants from Bro, just to have it stripped away all over again. Can they both realize their mistake before they lose each other for good? Crap summary, I know. Dave's POV for the first chapter. Stridercest. Character death later on. Rated for a reason. You have been warned.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Daddy by Nitroid reviews
Ichigo swallows several pills Grimmjow drops from a bottle as they duel, & shrinks into a child. As punishment, Aizen makes Ichigo Grimmjow's liability. A heated battle for possession of little Ichigo between Shinigami & Espada begins.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,820 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Don't Ever Leave by Seriously-NotReallyMe reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo has lost everything in his life. Grimmjow, his only and true love, left him. As he stares at the emptiness of Karakura's river, he tries to remember a better time when his lover was still with him. Will he jump? AU, Yaoi, boylove, angst.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,785 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
One Last Kiss by thatonecoolkid reviews
Dave's leaving for college, and his last night living with his brother goes better than he expected it to. Oneshot Bro/Dave, Stridercest, SAD SAD SAD weeeeeh lemon lemon lemon lemons in the shower and lots of Angst, Did I mention sadness?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Hunter and Hunted by Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo reviews
Ichigo a vampire Slayer, is framed for the murder of a fellow Slayer. Forced to run from his bretheren, Ichigo has to accept help from the most unlikely source; his nemesis, Ogichi Shirosaki, a vampire. Both are hunters and hunted, anything goes...yaoi !
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
St Victoria's by BlackAsDay reviews
What really happens too the patients at St.Victoria's Mental Hospital? When you're viewed as "mentally unstable" who's gonna believe that the guy running the place should really be a patient? GrimmxUlqui! Full summary inside!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,620 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Blue Eyes and Razor Blades by abbz07 reviews
Ichigo has lost his chance at gaining his best friends affection. How far will he go to cope with the pain? WARNINGS: Yaoi, GimmIchi, Self-Injury, language and character death.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
The Lying Game by Akavet reviews
Altair x Malik. Altair has to meet face to face with the man whose brother he indirectly killed and just when he feels the pangs of guilt, Malik goes too far with the insults... SMUTTY but with PLOT! One-shot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Protégé by with teeth reviews
When he goes back, he doesn't expect things to get as sticky as they do. Way to break it, hero. Written for the KMeme.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,833 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Captivate Me by miszxbrii reviews
"You captured my heart, so it's only right for me to capture you in return." Grimmichi, Yaoi. Rated M for a reason
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,410 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Like a Moth to the Flame by l0velyfe reviews
A terrible crime is committed on an autumn night. Ichigo is the victim. Grimmjow survived the war. What happens when the Espada saves the teen and Ichigo gives him a place to stay? /Rated M for sexual content & language/ -CHARACTER DEATH WARNING-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,390 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Blue Thread of Fate by KamiKaze43v3r reviews
Twist to original canon storyline. Ichigo is a shinigami sent out for patrol in the human world. Bored of work, he seeks out interesting reiraku /spirit threads/ and discovers a blue colored one, which leads him to an interesting human with blue hair.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,081 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Cellmate by yin13147 reviews
AU. Ichigo and Grimmjow are roommates in a prison cell. GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
You Make Me Hot! by Nitroid reviews
Sequel to Are You Cold? After allowing Ichigo access into his quarters, Grimmjow is beginning to regret his decision. Well, almost. Sex ensues.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Are You Cold? by Nitroid reviews
Grimmjow arrives home from a mission to find Ichigo bound and gagged on his bed. Embarrassment and confusion ensues. Oneshot, fluff.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Distractions, Frustrations by tiromu reviews
Shaun wondered briefly if this man, this Desmond Miles, had any idea of his apparent value to their cause, wondered whether he really was worth the trouble they had gone through to ensure his safety. ShaunDes. Some strong language. Multi-Chapter.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,661 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
A Twisted Reality by TextBookDreams reviews
After Ichigo, Chad and Ishida enter Hueco Mundo to rescue Inoue, they are completely overwhelmed and Ichigo is taken prisoner. Grimmjow is given the task of breaking Ichigo, and chooses a very unorthodox method to do so. GrimmIchi. Rape, Torture etc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,937 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Corrosion by tiromu reviews
They hadn't told him this could happen. They never said he would forget himself, that he would lose everything he was to the bleeding effect. - Kinkmeme fill.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Desmond M. - Complete
Hindsight by Crystal Dawn reviews
Ichigo's hollow pays Orihime a personal visit - but does he just want to talk, or does he just want *her*? Lemon!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Orihime I. - Complete
Likewise by KamiKaze43v3r reviews
Ichigo is frustrated, and his anger brings Hichigo out... who reminds Grimmjow exactly who he belongs to. :D And no, Hichigo is not topping Grimmjow, sorry. PWP one-shot smut.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Grimmjow J. - Complete
While the King is away by KamiKaze43v3r reviews
Shiro offers to keep Grimmjow company while Ichigo is away to do his Shinigami work. Turns out Shiro just wants to have fun with Grimmjow in the King's absence... GrimmHichi smut
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Grimmjow J., Dark Ichigo - Complete
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Unaware Connections reviews
Dave Strider and John Egbert have been best friends for over six years though neither of them know any basic information about the other- not even each other's names. But what's to happen when they're suddenly living in the same town and going to the same school without knowing that it's their best friend? And what happens when they start to fall in love all over again?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,822 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/1/2013 - John E., Dave S.
A Letter From a Scared Child reviews
Bro sits up on the roof, thinking over a letter he had written to himself when he was young. A simple letter holds so much fear and worry for the Strider though he wishes to find some peace of mind before tomorrow comes. (Rated T for swearing though it's not bad.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
Give Time to Love reviews
Dave and John have been best friends online for many years and they (in addition to their other two friends, Rose and Jade) have finally planned to meet up and spend some time together. A secret is shared between the two boys, maybe the truth will come out during their visit? WARNING: Very sappy! (Rated for swearing.) Written as a birthday fic for Kim! Happy Birthday Love!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,754 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/19/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
When Did it Matter reviews
When Shiro's brought back, will he be able to live with what he had done? Rated M for a reason, warnings inside. GrimmIchi, ShiroIchi, ShiroOri, and ShiroUlqui
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,913 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Orihime I.
Twisted reviews
*Redone!* What happens when Ichigo finds out about the two souls that reside inside of him and learns that someone is after them? GrimmIchi and some ShiroIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
To Defy a Good Fate reviews
When Grimmjow starts to use the orange haired substitute shinigami, how will both of them react at hearing the news that the human teen is now pregnant? GrimmIchi, yaoi, sex, violence, male pregnancy, so on and so forth.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,395 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
The Day is Lost reviews
Grimmjow's brother is in love with him! I have nothing to say about the fic other than it has a lot of sex and violence in it! RATED M FOR A REASON! GrimmIchi, ShurenUlqui, ShiroUlqui, and I haven't decided if there will be any GrimmUlqui yet or not...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Shiro's Seven Deadly Sins reviews
Each chapter tells its own story, each story being of Shiro committing each of the Seven Deadly Sins. Gluttony, Lust, Envy, Wrath, Sloth, Pride, Greed. RATED M FOR A REASON! Mainly just GrimmIchi and ShiroIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Dark Ichigo
One Out of a Million reviews
Ichigo's son, Shiro, gets kidnapped by his psycho mother! What surprise awaits them when they finally find them and what will it do to all of their sanity? GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,531 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Until the End reviews
Oneshot! Ichigo fell in love with Grimmjow at first sight but the other only finds out before they engage in certain activities. RATED M FOR A REASON! GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete