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Joined 04-24-11, id: 2871244, Profile Updated: 07-31-12
Author has written 12 stories for South Park, Naruto, and Family Guy.

If anyone wants to request a story for South Park, please PM me. I stink at coming up with ideas anyways.

Name?: Rebecca

Age?: 15

Things in normal text are things I just generally like. They're somewhat important to me.

Things in bold are things I enjoy most of the time. They're important to me.

Things in bold and italics are things I enjoy ALL the time. They're very important to me.

Likes/Hobbies/Interests: CARTMAN, South Park, Watching TV, Anime, Playing DDR, Writing, Trying to Sing, Trying to Cook Doodling (Trying to Draw), Photography,Video Games, Listening to Music, Making Music, Playing Sims, Doing Voice Impersonations, Acting, EATING, Being Funny

I'm a huge tomboy. My favorite color is red. I don't tend to like colors by themselves, but I like certain shades of different colors. Red is the only exception, which is why it's my favorite color.

Things in normal text are things I just would rather not associate with.

Things in bold text are things I dislike.

Things in bold and italicsare things I absolutely HATE with a BURNING PASSION OF A TRILLION FIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dislikes: GIRLS WHO THINK THEY'RE ALL THAT WHEN THEY CAN'T EVEN WRITE A COMPLETE SENTENCE OR ADD 42, Justin Bieber, Whores Idiots, Annoying (adjective) people, Copycats, Math, Homophobes.


Fav. Pairings: I'll read anything as long as it's entertaining and well written.

I'll write anything as long as it is/was a good idea and has sufficient creativity behind it.

I tend to be passionate, but as for pairings I don't really take sides.

And now for random stuff!

Which South Park Character Are You?

Take The Quiz

Eric Cartman 92%

Shelley 83%

Kyle Broflovski 58%

Kenny McCormick 58%

Tweek 50%

Stan Marsh 50%

Jimmy 42%

Timmy 42%

Butters 25%


You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You love Hoodies.

You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours. (RED!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

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Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,331 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Revenge can be deadly by LuvKyleAndStan reviews
Three months after the tragic death of Cartman, Kyle's family moves to Denver, where Kyle begins to see Cartman's angry spirit, who is determined to get revenge which may prove to be deadly for the other boys. *SWEARING MAY LATER HAVE SLASH*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Faggotitus by squeaken1 reviews
After having numerous homosexual dreams involving Butters, Cartman diagnoses himself with Faggotitus. Meanwhile, Kyle tries to help Stan with his drinking problem.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Blossom Utonium reviews
Ever wanted to see Stan in a thong? Kyle as a girl? Or see every SP character beating up Bieber? Then fret no more! Just send me your ideas rating from K-M and I'll make your wildest, filthiest and kinkiest fantasies come to life before your very eyes ;D INCOMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,225 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011
Dancing in the Dark by FirstThingsLast reviews
Kyle and Cartman appear to be enemies, but what happens when the lights go out..? No plot what-so-ever, just lots of touching. ;D Kyman. Boy on boy. Slash. Lemon. Rated M for language and sexual material.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
For Spring, For When The Poppies Bloom by Ciccialine reviews
Fic in memory of all those who died for us in WWI. K2 Friendship. Kenny visits the grave of his best friend, who died among the poppies.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
One More Time With Feeling by Agent Green Ushanka reviews
There's not much left of plain old Stan, but Kyle determinedly hopes to himself that there's more of him left than meets the eye. Post S15E08, Kyan Style PWP, top!Kyle. One-shot, lemon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Scared You'll Die A Virgin? by Blossom Utonium reviews
Rated M for a reason! So what happens when Cartman take things towards Kyle a little too far? What happens when Stan comes out as gay? Will Stan die a virgin? READ TO FIND OUT!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Do No Wrong by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Slight Style! Inspired by Santeria by Sublime. "...without Kyle... your life is empty and hollow." Those words planted the seeds of obsession. Cartman gets what he wants, and he wants Kyle. Stan is in his way... but not for long. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bleed It Out by LuvKyleAndStan reviews
After a heated argument with Stan, Kyle does something drastic. Oneshot. No slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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Path to a Tomorrow reviews
It's been almost four years since Eric Cartman moved away from South Park. But when he unexpectedly returns, Kyle finds himself viewing Cartman from a whole different perspective. Rated M for smut...Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,012 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The Party Killer reviews
Kyle ditched his studying time to go to Stan's party. Little did he know that the so-called 'best party ever' would send his whole life plunging into a dark whirlpool of lies, sorrow, and betrayal that he could never hope to evade...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Boys Will Be Boys reviews
Several new students are given a taste of the drama and tragedy that goes on in South Park. No longer accepting OC's.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011
Totally Messed Up reviews
Naruto asks Hinata to train with him, but things don't exactly go as planned... HinaNaru. I suck at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Butters' Very Own Adventure reviews
Butters wins a free trip for two to The Bahamas. When Cartman gets wind of the situation, he immediately manipulates Butters into inviting him. I suck at summaries. Please, just read it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
Fun With Telephones reviews
Just a bunch of dialogue I put together, ranging from crank calls to regular conversations to...well, anything really. It's short, I know, but I'll add more to it at some point.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Eric Cartman
Jews Can't Play Basketball reviews
Stan wants Kyle to join the basketball team. But does he really have what it takes? Slight Style. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Head Over Heels reviews
The class is going to the Library and Kyle's been partnered up with Bebe. However, Kyle finds himself feeling a little...different. Give it a chance. Kybe, slight Stendy. Short, short one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bebe S., Kyle B.
I'm Not Alone reviews
Cartman becomes obsessed with a girl in his geometry class. But love renews itself just as quickly as it leaves. CartmanXOC
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Eric Cartman
In The Moment reviews
Wendy Testaburger's always had lots of grief and drama in her life, but her most recent breakup with Stan is haunting her like never before. One-sided Candy, One-sided Stendy, may later include other pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
No Matter What reviews
Kyman Drabble. Read if you want to.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Stewie Runs Away reviews
The first chapter of my crossover story, it's short but I hope you like it. Also, I don't know when I will have the time to continue writing this, but rest assured I should have a second chapter by the end of the summer.
Crossover - South Park & Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011