August Storm
hide bio
Poll: Choose your favorite three stories or less- If you dont know what the stories are... just read the chapter- Poll closes tommorrow night and new story will start hopfully by sunday. Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 04-24-11, id: 2871350, Profile Updated: 12-16-12
Author has written 9 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Naruto, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Rosario + Vampire.

If you think parts of Harry Potter is stupid, watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDgk8RAckCE

I HAVE THE BIGGEST SOFT SPOT FOR THE MOTHER"S OF THE MAIN CHARACATER OF ANYTHING WHICH INCLUDES!!!

Lily Potter

Kushina Uzumaki

Mikoto Uchiha

and others...

SO I HATE IT WHEN THEY ARE BASHED!!! ONLY A STORY WHERE THEY ARE BASHED BUT THEN REDEEMED IN SOMEWAY I LIKE!!!

Name- none of your business

Age- why do you need to know? but I'm not a old hag in disguise so lets say Im in my teens. alright ill tell you, im 15 birthday is the 1st of the month named after the Roman general Octavian. (you figure it out)

where i live- ill tell you later

gender- male

hair color- dirty blonde, long but not too long- hard to explain

height- taller then you, but not basket ball tall- lets say around 6,1

weight- who really gives a fuck (150 pounds) , its all about mass

mass- i dont know

eye color- it says blue in my file, but everyone says mine are somehow yellow at the same time. So wouldn't that make them green?

skin- Caucasian (it means im white

favorite sports- tennis, football- not soccer, hockey, basketball, baseball, scuba- yes it is a sport, X-country- keeps you in shape, rugby, shotgun, riflery, sailing, skiing

interested in- this is starting to sound like facebook... but woman if you may.

Religion- fuck it, i wont tell you, but i do believe... protestant

Political view- i should stop now, but im a republican. not one of those redneck ones, one of the... cooler ones.

favorite anime- Yugioh, pokemon, Bleach, naruto, gundam, fairy tale, and Rosario vampire

I try not to go directly with the anime, makes it more creative, yet i still like a little bit Ic.

I also dont plan my stories on paper. I use what i get from my imagination and once i get inspiration i start writing and see where it leads me. screw planning, just let it come to you and dont think about.

I use the english names for one reason... Im a fucking American, if you want to talk Japanese go to Japan but in America we speak english (so racist, even though Im trying not to be im epically failing at it)

Love every team from Boston/New England even tough i live in the NYC area (what a fail, i told you i wouldn't tell you people where i live) ,

-IF i had owned Harry Potter, he would have been in Sytherian, wouldn't be friends with Ron, Hermonie would be in Ravenclaw, Ginny would be Sytherian, Harry would have marriage contracts with Fluer and Daphne, Lily wouldn't be a muggle, but actual the daughter of Voldemort and some witch related to Ravenclaw, using dark magic wouldnt mean jack shit, and neither of the twins would die at the end. (what was the point of killign them off honestly!!!!)

Favorite anime characters

- Moka Akashiya (Rosario Vampire)

- Kokoa Shuzzen (Rosario Vampire)

- Mizore Shirayuki (Rosario Vampire)

- Kurumu Kurono (Rosario Vampire)

- Jaden Yuki (Yugioh gx)- he has a theme song... RED NATION !!!!!!!!

- ALexis Rhodes (Yugioh gx)

- Zane Truesdale (Yugioh gx)

- Yubel (yugioh gx)

- Haou and Akuji (yugioh gx)- wondering who Akuji is, she is the supreme queen

- Marik Ishtar (Yugioh)

- Yusei Fuedo (Yugioh 5ds)

- Seto Kaiba (Yugioh)

- Joey Wheeler (Yugioh)

- Heero Yuy (gundam wing)

- Duo Maxwell (gundam wing)

- Trowa Barton (gundam wing)

- Kira Yamato (gundam seed)

- Athrun Zala (gundam seed)

- Laucus Clyne (gundam seed)

- Shinn Auska (gundam seed)

- Setsuna f Seiei (gundam 00)

- Neena Trinity (gundam 00)

- Ichigo Kurasaki (BLeach)

- Kon (BLeach)

- Rukia Kuchiki (BLeach)

- Yachiru Kusajishi (Bleach)- she is so friken cute!!!!!!!

- Kenpachi Zaraki (BLeach)

- Sui- feng (bleach)

- Tier Harribel (bleach)

- Stark Coyote (bleach)

- Orihime Inoue (bleach)

- Byakuga Kuchiki (bleach)

- Ulquiorra Cifer (bleach)

- Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez (bleach)

- Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck (bleach) one of my favorite characters ever... she is funny, cute, hot (adult form) and powerful,

- Mandara Uchia- Tobi (naruto)- he is soooooo cool!!!!

- Kisame (naruto)- i like his attitude, "aww i like tobi, he made it more cheerful"

- Hidan (naruto)- evil laugh, crazy... perfect

-Deidara (naruto)- explosives and he is quite funny "DEATH BY SUFFOCATION!"

- Sasori (naruto)- puppet masta!!!

-Yahiko (naruto)- like him, its like the first naruto, too bad hes dead

- Kakuzu (naruto)- money, i think he might be the only jew in naruto

- Itachi Uchia (Naruto)- too cool for school, literally

- naruto (naruto)- posses a lot of traits i admire

- Sauske (Naruto)- hes actual not that bad, i mean he can be a dick, but you watch your family die in front of your eyes and try to stay sane. Besides, before that he was so CUTE!

- Yugito (naruto)- never shown, but in fics, i like how she is protrayed

- killer B (naruto)- he raps

- Mei (naruto)- lets be real people, she looks like an uzumaki, and besides i like the whole "ill kill you thing" she has with Ao

- Kushina (naruto)- i will never accept a story where she is bashed... ever... EVER!

- Minato (naruto)- he has to protrayed as not the i love Konoha more then anything guy and cant be evil. YOu guys know what i am talking about... as long he is not bashed, i like him, but if he is, oh well

- Nagato (Naruto)- uzumaki and i respect him a great deal

- FEM haku (naruto)- shes cool, but she cant be a guy, i wont accept it

- Konan (naruto)- paper hurt :)

- Kakashi (Naruto)- he has funny quirks

- Zabuza (Naruto)- again, too cool

- garaa (Naruto)- a little messed up, but he makes up[ for it latter

- Tsuande (naruto)- has her moments, pretty funny... and has a (nose bleed) nevermind

- anko (naruto)- she has a blood addiction and she is like the maiden of totrue

Pairings i like

Harry and Tracy D (Harry Potter)

Harry and Gabrielle D (Harry Potter)

Harry ad Hermonie G (Harry potter)

Harry and Daphne G (Harry potter)

Harry and Fleur D (Harry potter)

Harry and Bellatrix B/L (Harry potter)

Harry and Tonks (Harry Potter)

Harry and most non- asain females (Harry Potter)- sorry?

Alexis and Jaden (Yugioh gx)- I know there is a lot of controversy with this pairing, but i happen to like it a lot. To me, Jaden seems to be the only guy that really fits with ALexis. He is the only one to really develop (other then Zane) a real relationship. Chazz and most other guys go on and on about how beautiful Alexis is, but really, if all they really care about is looks, then playboy serves them perfectly fine. Sure the two of them dont have many traits that are alike, but they have traits that the other finds good. Alexis's determination, recklessness, and loyalty is what Jaden likes while she likes how he optimistic, loyal, understanding, kind and the loyalty and compassion he shows to all of his friends. What they do share is that both like to be independent and strong, which if you put together doesnt casue any problems. ALexis isnt looking for a guy to dawn all over her but someone who can be there when she is down or needs help, and the same goes with Jaden.

Jaden and Yubel (Yugioh gx)- Now this is one of the primary combatants to the pairing above, but i do say i agree with this one fully. Jaden does love Yubel, its solid fact, but both this and the pairing above can happen at the same time. Jaden loves Yubel but not in the same way as husband and wife. Its something that goes a little deeper then just marriage, more like mother and son kind of relationship.

Jaden, ALexis, BLair and Yubel (Yugioh gx)- i like this for the fact that you take all of the possible female pairings for Jaden and put them together.

Ichigo and Nel (BLeach)- shes obesesed and so cute :)

Ichigo and Harribel (bleach)- shrugs

Ichigo and Orihime (Bleach)- this is one pairing that works because you can see it happening.

Sestsuna and Neena (gundam 00)- now this pairing is just out of my own amusement.

Heero and Releena (gundam wing)- works perfectly fine.

Kira and Laucus (gundam seed)- works perfectly fine

Minato and Kushina (naruto)- its an actual pairing

naruto and kushina (naruto)- dont judge me mother fucka, but mianto has to be an a-hole in this case, or dead...

naruto and fu (naruto)- junjuriki love, why not

naruto and Yugito (naruto)- same as above

naruto and Samui (Naruto)- what???

naruto and Mikoto (Naruto)- dating the teme's mom :)

naruto and Anko (naruto)

naruto and mei (naruto)- favorite non incest naruto pairing

naruto harem (naruto)- good

naruto and fem kyubbi (naruto)- shes already inside him

naruto and most other girls (naruto)- hes a fucking pimp, like elmo, he has a the bitches lined up :)

naruto and a oc sister (naruto)- i dont find incest disgusting, so i see no reason why not

ones i dont...

i hate anything that contradicts the ones ive said

Jesse and Jaden-- they are not gay people, they are brothers from another mother. of course i dont mind them bonding as brothers, but nothing farther then that. Its not spiritshipping, its broshipping.

And ALexis and Zane-- Zane is way to serious for any type of love, cares to much about Syrus, and besides, Jaden's older sister needs someone too *wink*

Chazz and Alexis... eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! thats disgusting Chazz aint a romantic, he is a comedian, get that through you peoples heads.

ALexis and Jim- who thought up of this? its rubbish

Alexis and Sartorius- GET ME A GARBAGE BAG IM GOING TO PUCK

Aster and Alexis- please shoot me... i cant live in this reality

anyone but Jaden (except Atticus) and Alexis- nigga please

Chazz and Jaden- what the fuck is wrong with you!!!! its almost as disgusting as ALexis and Sartorius!

Jesse and ALexis- he is a Jaden look alike okay, but no please no... it hurts my feelings, and they only talked like once in the anime.

and if you try to make Alexis not like Jaden and wave it around saying they are not in love, i will break you-- so dont :)

Grimmjow and Nel (bleach)- nothing alike, and probably dont even know each other. Besides Grimmjow likes fighting, Nel not so much.

Naruto Hianta- can be exception, dont really like it.

Naruto and most Konaho girls- not a leaf village fan, what can i say

naruto and sakura- really, pinky is a weak bitch who only thinks about sauske

i completely think that yu-gi-oh gx should have a season 5 and that they should get rid of 5ds even though Yusei is a boss.- i just dont get turbo duels.

also if you dont like my fantasy-- dont critize me as a person, critize the work itself

dont like it when you flame me... makes me want to punch a baby

hate drabbles, and hate people who go strictly by the anime, well not hate, but i believe they posses a character trait i dislike, they have 0 imagination, so they should watch that one spongebob episode because they might learn something. Get a card box and start using that brain of yours!!!

Favorite yugioh mosnter- Dark Paladin

Favorite pokemon- Umberon and Espeon- they got to be together so i guess my favorite is Eevee

favorite gundam- ... damn they are all too awesome!!!

Favorite historical figures-

Octavian (Agustus) Caesar- yah for Roman Empire!!

Alexander the Great of Macedonia- i love this guy, i basically idolize him

George Paten- In my opinion, the greatest general of the 20th century. His campaign in Europe with is 3rd armor division and the landing he did in South Korea, awesome.

Favorite mytholgical character- Achilles- he is a beast!!!!! watch the movie troy, no actually read the illiad then watch the movie. Then read the odyssey because Odysseus is my second favorite followed by Perceous then i dont give a fuck who else.

Favorite Quote

"a wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrivers precisly when he means to." Gandalf the Grey

"Nigga Please" Asian guy from Hangover- its my line now bitches!!!!

Used it on my teacher when i was late. He flipped a shit.

hobbies-

writting whats on my mind at the time and not think about it

pissing people off

call of duty

eating chinese food

painting minitures- space marines

being lazy

having fun : )

Favorite movies-

inception

inglorious basterds

Hangover 1 and 2

Get him to the greek

hot tub time machine

caddy shack

Quest for the holy grail

LOTR

Star wars

full metal jacket

gladiator

troy

terminator

Anchor man

Your Highness

8 mile

300

Favorite music-

bad meets evil

rise against

linkin park

eminem

royce da 5"9'

ti

kanye west

lil wayne

breaking benjamin

three days grace

drake

dr. dre

50 cent

fort minor

fall out boy

d12

game

green day

hollywood undead

jay-z

Try reading this--

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a "FLY", So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

PREP

X You own a cell phone.

X You own something from Abercrombie.

X You own something from Pac sun.

X You own something from Hollister.

X You own something from American eagle.

X You love/like going to the mall.

X You own an iPod/MP3 player.

X You love Starbucks.

X You have been called a brat.

X You hate buying things that are on sale.

X You have more than one house.

Total: 7

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors.

X You have thought about death.

X You wear chains.

X You like heavy metal.

X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.

X You have worn black lipstick.

X Your hair was/is dark.

X You dislike preps.

X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 2

PUNK

X You can skateboard

X You’ve worn plaid.

X You like Converse.

X You hate MTV.

X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)

X You dislike pink.

X You hate/dislike preps.

X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 3

GEEK

X You love the computer.

X You like Harry Potter.

X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

X You get straight A's.

X You love/like reading.

X You were/are in band.

X You don't care what you look like.

X You have a curfew.

X You always do your homework.

X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 7

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.

X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

X You collect your jerseys.

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

X Your garage consists of sports equipment.

X You belong/belonged to a school team.

X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

X You have a specific number.

Total: 9-- all of them...

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.

X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

X You never walk anywhere.

X You wear slip-on shoes.

X You wear/wore Vans.

X You like the band Panic! At the disco.

X You wear band t-shirts.

X People have called you a freak and meant it.

X You love to "hardcore" dance.

X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 2

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.

X You love jeans.

X Dogs are better than cats.

X its hilarious when people get hurt.

X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture. (depends what it is)

X Sad movies suck.

X You own/Ed an X-Box.

X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.

X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

X You watch sports on TV.

X Gory movies are cool.

X You go to your dad for advice.

X You own like a trillion baseball caps.

X You like going to high school football games.

X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

X Baggy pants are cool to wear.

X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

X Sports are fun.

X Talk with food in your mouth.

X Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 22

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.

X You love to shop.

X You wear eyeliner.

X You wear the color pink

x Go to your mom for advice.

X You consider cheerleading a sport.

X You hate wearing the color black.

X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

X You like wearing jewelery.

X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

X You don't like the movie Star Wars.

X You were in gymnastics/dance

X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile a lot more than you should.

X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

X You care about what you look like.

X You like wearing dresses when you can.

X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

X You love the movies.

X You used to play with dolls as little kid.

X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 5

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
* Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. *NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
*Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. *Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
*Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologicallyappropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
*Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of QuintupularAgglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto [OVA] have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite [or because of] their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
*(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. *(see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will *always* be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. *(see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws [e.g., slowdown and
exposition]),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. *(see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might havea tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

Created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. Aswell as various internet sources

Visual aids for The Tempest Dragon of the Leaf

Masaki mangekyo sharingan- http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/215/d/5/Mangekyo_Sharingan_by_JohnSolaris.png

eternal sharingan- http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv24/Yozefh/th_CopyofEternal_Mangekyou_Sharingan.jpg

her katana- http://images.wikia.com/deadliestwarrior/images/4/42/Practical_Pro_Ninja_Katana_2.jpg

Green seishingan- http://c.wrzuta.pl/wm9498/8c7d5a060016021a47935f95/sharingan_3_green

final form- http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/170/c/e/First_Green_Sharingan_by_danixsasu.jpg

Kukaku Spirit- http://media-worlds.theotaku.com/4839-542182-20080706225708.jpg

sword- http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f30/NathanAO/UltimasZanpakuto.jpg

Doujutsu for Naruto-seishingan

final- http://i553.photobucket.com/albums/jj374/OsirisUchiha/Azul%20Hatake/New_Eternal_Mangekyo_Sharingan_by_Theos_Kengen-1.jpg

His two swords- http://www.heavenlyswords.com/images/T/KA2009.jpg

Zangetsu sword- http://i336.photobucket.com/albums/n324/jimmy_12_or/bleach/Zangetsu.jpg?t=1244502295

Zangetsu person- http://images.wikia.com/bleach/en/images/2/2c/Zangetsu_Portrait.jpg

Bankai Zangetsu- http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/c/bankai_sword_sm3_540.jpg

Final form- http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn437/takishine/1286039485519.png- except blue eyes

Doujutsu for Kasumi- seishingan

stages- http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/090/d/5/Blue_Sharingan_by_xXRiceballsXx.jpg

final- http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TVawQ0il84U/S8MgTHc-ZMI/AAAAAAAAABA/-YiJeOMGSyc/s320/Itachi-KakashiMangekou(Blue).png

her katana- http://www.narutobase.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=4596&pictureid=61988

Benihime spirit- http://angoez.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/benihime.jpg?w=150

Benihime sword- http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eCeGYsz1NVs/Sc-YrL0dd-I/AAAAAAAAAao/lhf1vL9IkPU/s400/benihime.jpg

Ayaka- http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii41/i_luv_kiba_and_gaara/awsomeninja.jpg minus the outfit, but she has the two swords

outfit- http://c2.api.ning.com/files/HdHfstl6FPmRM4NvdpI4E7F6agBFU4uewa*SNTxC*-O7hKTb2Mx8neEMVgXzfz2gU6WNPT95G2d*V9ATBYpO1yxCmcRY2Hs4/Older_ninja_girl_Nyoko_by_Tairud.jpg

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Jaden: Lightning Count by Deathwatch Razgriz reviews
Evil stirs on the horizon for Duel Academy. Fortunately this time they have someone who can handle it. It's time for those who would threaten the world to once again fear the flash of "Lightning".
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,188 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T.
White Kingdom by WhiteAsukalover reviews
Jaden is defeated in the White Night Duel with Alexis and a new white self is born...but what will become of Syrus and his secret feelings for the ex-Slifer, and to the rest of the gang? Read and see! White Jaden X WA.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,125 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 162,314 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia]
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,251 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 3,201 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Naruto: Birth of the New Demon King by The Engulfing Silence reviews
During the second stage of the Chunin Exams, Orochimaru made a terrible mistake in blocking the seal that held the Kyuubi. He gave birth to a being with more power then Raizen himself. Watch as Uzumaki Naruto takes the world by storm as the New Demon King
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 219,902 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 462,884 - Reviews: 3609 - Favs: 4,154 - Follows: 3,683 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 288,283 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 2,937 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T.
The Raikage by Aragon Potter reviews
After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 515,327 - Reviews: 2526 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 3,091 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
The Hope of the Senju Clan by Aragon Potter reviews
What if instead of Kushina being Naruto's mother and through a trick of fate Naruto's mother was Tsunade after a drunken night with Minato in which Naruto becomes both the heir and hope of the Senju clan. Find out what life would be like now for Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 710,861 - Reviews: 4554 - Favs: 4,740 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U.
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if instead he met another family, one that has ties to his parents? This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Year Two in progress. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 202,493 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 4,513 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 363,447 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 4,322 - Follows: 5,040 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Harry Potter, Rise From Dust by Bluezz-17 reviews
If Harry's baby brother, Daniel, is the Boy-Who-lived, then what of Harry? What is his role? Is he destined for greater? Or, is he to play a much bigger role in the future? Follow Canon's plot, with much bigger AU's plot as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 262,909 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G.
Naruto Shippuden: Namikaze's Return Redux! by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 379,408 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 4,810 - Follows: 3,941 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U.
To Find a Purpose in Death by Bruuz reviews
Follow Ichigo's journey as a Hollow in Hueco Mundo with no memories of his previous life. Watch him as he struggles to choose between his loyalty to a man who's goals are unknown and between doing what he believes is the right thing to do. Ichi/Nel.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 186,975 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel
The Uzumaki Hokage by Vanex reviews
This summary is classified. No one in Konoha is bashed, except for the civilians, and the early versions of Sakura and Ino. If you want to know what the story idea for this is, you'll have to read the prologue. Main Pairings: Minato x Kushina & Naruto x ? Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
Scandalous Marriage by SadisticPrincess13 reviews
AU. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/20/2011 - [Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T.]
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 378,961 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 4,812 - Follows: 4,009 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Thanks to a Snake by lucky14now reviews
Harry is affected more by the abuse at home,that, a chance meeting with a snake, and a marriage contract send him down a different path. In the process of being Beta'ed. Ch1 beta'ed March 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 453,711 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 3,831 - Follows: 3,566 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 288,544 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 3,659 - Follows: 3,317 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
TriWizard Survival by Razial reviews
Alone, bar two new allies, and he is in deep trouble. Harry must survive the Tri-Wizard tournament and whoever has put his name in the cup.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,814 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
AntiHyphen by The Gray Maze reviews
The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,456 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., OC
Prince of Slytherin by Lord Cartwright reviews
This is the rewritten and revamped story, to be the best. in this story, Harry is in Slytherin, is more colder and a lot more similar to Lord Voldemort than ever before. Will he fight for the Light, The Dark or himself and his own side? Harry will be with other girls but will eventually end up with Daphne Greengrass and no it will not be a Harry/multi-wives/girlfriends story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,898 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Susan B., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Hadrian Abhorsen by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Lily Potter had a secret James never knew. She was an Abhorsen, born to set the dead to rest. She takes her son past the Veil along with Sirius in an attempt to keep them safe. Sabriel and Hadrian must now deal with Dumbledore's plots after Kerrigor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,932 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Sabriel
The Burdened Deathcake by Naruto6023 reviews
What would've happened if it was Naruto instead of Ichigo? What if it was Rangiku instead of Rukia on that night? What if it was Konoha instead of Karakura town? How GREAT/ DISASTROUS the consequences would be? NaruHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,359 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Naruto U., Ayame, R. Matsumoto
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 394,216 - Reviews: 6477 - Favs: 7,102 - Follows: 6,253 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Chronicles of My Shinobi's Way by Naruto6023 reviews
What if during the second part of Chunin Exams when Orochimaru & Team 7 fought, Itachi & Kisame interfered? What if it was a plan all along to awaken Naruto's bloodline? How great the consequences would be? NarutoxHarem Warning-Incest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 413,292 - Reviews: 4177 - Favs: 4,077 - Follows: 3,358 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
Naruto the Next Death by ozorcard reviews
Naruto has been dead for countless numbers of years, but he was never buried properly. Naruto evolves to a higher being and must now make the ultimate choice. Will he side with or destroy the Shinigami or will his power destroy him before he can make the choice? Naruto must also face the past and present or lose himself to nothingness.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,964 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Naruto U., T. Harribel, Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S.
The Bijuu Pawn by MaelstromBankai reviews
God and the Four Great Satans knew that even if the Great War ended, the three factions would continue fighting each other. In order to stop the cycle of war, a Godly entity was created using the powers of both Holy and Demonic beings...the Legendary Juubi. Uber-Godlike Naruto! NarutoxRiasxHarem!
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,562 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Naruto U., G. Rias, H. Akeno, Ophis
True Darkness by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry and Bellatrix are pulled back in time to become the apprentices of Morgan Le Fey. Harry/Bellatrix. Hellatrix. Rated M for later content. Dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,713 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Umi No Haoshoku by th4n reviews
Left for dead by his village, Uzumaki Naruto, fifteen years later returns in the Elemental Nations as the Conqueror of the Seas. Naruto x Harem / Rated M for Violence and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,153 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Naruto: Nine and Seven by X009 reviews
Taking his three year training trip with Jiraiya seriously, watch as Naruto rises to become the hero he was always meant to be and shares his destiny with one who knows his pain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 185,643 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Naruto U., Fū
Transformers GX by YugiohFreak54 reviews
Inspired by Peach Wookie's 'The Touch'. Two robot forces battled it on a distant planet centuries ago. Now, their battle has come to Earth but in the form of cards. Two brothers have the cards and a new war erupts! who will stand and who will fall?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 175,631 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
Espada of Majora Arcana by bunji the wolf reviews
He was found in the white desert of Hueco Mundo, with no reason to do with his new life now. He meets a man who promise to give him a new reason for his second life in the world of Hueco Mundo as Espada Zero. NarutoXHarribelXUnohana, Naruto/Bleach Crossover,
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,650 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., T. Harribel
Uzumaki Chronicles: The Swirling Tides by AkashXD reviews
Naruto's twin sister holds Kyūbi's yōki while he holds the soul. Kushina survived and has raised them both to be true Uzumaki. Will they succeed in reviving Uzushiogakure and the Uzumaki clan? Or will they fall before Konoha, Madara and countless other foes? [Uzumaki Centric]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 271,925 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Children of the Spiral by JackOfBladesX reviews
They say the flap of a butterfly can cause a whirlwind on the other side of the planet. During the mission to Wave, the appearance of someone connected to Naruto changes his fate for the better...and shakes those around him. Uzumaki Mito has returned...and she is not amused. NarutoxMito. Rated for safety concerns.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,958 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Mito U.
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 128,409 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 5,401 - Follows: 5,546 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Freedom has a Price by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto had a problem. He had no one to train him for the chunin exams, but more importantly, he had no one in life there for him that would also judge him. So naturally he was desperate. Yet you know what they say... "Desperation only attracts vultures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 177,466 - Reviews: 2526 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Heir of Dracula by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,225 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Maelstrom Overlord by YinShadow reviews
Dark Evil Naruto The Overlord is dying and he needs to find a successor when he dies, he tested many potential candidates but they failed... all except one. Warning may contain Uzumakicest, not for under 18
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,369 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto Namikaze: Kami no Sharingan by Namikaze09 reviews
Madara and Sasuke have captured Naruto and are now preparing to extract the Kyuuubi but the seal on Naruto's body reverses the effects and he gains all nine bijuu and the Ultimate sharingan. Time Travel Sharingan Naruto NarutoxFem.KyuubixMei T.xHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,264 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Going My Way by Zodiac-Aries reviews
The Kyuubi was sealed into Naruto's two younger sisters, causing a wedge to be driven between his family and himself for unknown reasons. Now watch as Naruto makes a name for himself going his own way. Smart!Older!Naruto Alive Parents! Minato Bashing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,111 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Naruto U.
When the Moon Fades by bleach409 reviews
Takes Place in TLT Ever since the "fire" destroyed his only home and family, Seth Hunter has held a deep hatred against the goddess who caused it all: the one and only Artemis, who unknowingly, is also his mother. Not your typical child of Artemis story. Credits go to Rick Riordan.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,507 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Percy J., Artemis, OC - Complete
Animagi Fury by kevin1984 reviews
What if Harry had vanished before Albus could retrieve him and take him to the Dursley. How different would his life had been. Join Harry on his way to greatness without the abuse suffered. Daphne/Harry. Weasley bashing and Dumbledore bashing. (Planning re-write)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,904 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
GX More Than Meets The Eye by Legionary Prime reviews
The Transformers are extinct and Pegasus finds a way to recreate them in his Duel Monster's card game. Jaden and Jordan Yuki begin their first year at Duel Academy and make new friends and face the shadow riders and the dueling club The Decepticons.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,736 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
White Vow by JC-zala reviews
After losing a bet, Jaden Yuki is forced to marry Alexis Rhodes. Struck with the notion of marriage and romance, hidden feelings began to surface and soon he becomes determined to win her heart.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,937 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hidden Truth by KingFatMan25 reviews
With Lord Voldemort on the rise, the Wizarding world turns to their only hope...Michael Potter? While the 'Boy Who Lived' takes in the fame, his long forgotten twin brother has become more then the world could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 141,865 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lightning Prince by The Rage Of Fire reviews
The Four Nations have been at war for one hundred years, but what if there was another Nation that the Fire Nation couldn't even conquer during Sozen's Comet: The Lightning Empire. Naruharem
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,884 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Naruto U.
The Rise of the Grey Lords by lynn999 reviews
The end of 3rd yr Sirius is captured by Snape, given to the dementers by Dumbles and Fudge.A different Harry emerges after with help from unusual quarters. Not for cannon lovers.Some cliches. 1st story so advice is welcome. Grey Harry!Multi HP/DG/FD/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,067 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
A Second Chance by Vexus Titan reviews
After the sealing Kushina is brought to the three goddesses. Kami, Yami and Shinigami. They offer her the chance to return back to life to be with Naruto. Not as his mother, but his lover. Taking this oppurtunity, Kushina is now back to life and ready to make Naruto hers. Not to mention she also has to share with the goddesses. Strong, Soon to be God Naruto and Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,669 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Hybrid's Symphony by KingofthePhantomDragon reviews
Fianceshipping! Legends tell of a family of knights charged with eliminating the demons of Hell. Jaden Yuki, the last male descendant, must endure school and protect his friends and family while dealing with the devil within.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,367 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
Rise of a Senju by uzumakinamizakinaruto reviews
Life of Naruto as he goes through the pain of being a jinchuriki of the Kyuubi no Yoko, only to have a bloodline to tame said beast. Bloodline: Mokuton, Sharingan later on. Rated M for scenes that you may or may not to read. yep well here's the story hah.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,215 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Kaze No Kami by th4n reviews
Naruto armed with a new power, changes the world to become what everyone in the elemental nations will one day know as the Wind God, the Kaze No Kami. Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi / Team 7 Bashing / Rated M for Violence and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 202,744 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Watching Over Harry by jerrway69 reviews
This is an AU story. Sirius asks Bella to help him watch over Harry. Bella takes her responsibility to heart in more ways than one. I've given this story a M rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 202,126 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 6,512 - Follows: 6,699 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Kyūbi Kishin by Mystic 6 tailed Naruto reviews
Full summary inside...
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,235 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/8/2012
The Kitsune Rebel of Yokai Academy by Bonesboy15 reviews
Naruto had lost control at four tails against Sasuke and killed him. In a strange turn of events unknown to the blonde, he had taken Sasuke's Sharingan, somehow developing the eternal mangekyo. To gain control of his Yokai he's sent away. AU. Naru/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,834 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Harry Potter, the Forgotten Son by The Darkest Soul reviews
Born three years early, Harry's sister becomes the GWL. Forgotten and left in the care of the house elves, he starts reading and becomes powerful. It wasn't until he got his acceptance letter did they remember. SlytherinHarry possible incest and darkharry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,623 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Harry P.
Pride Lord by Kolarthecool reviews
After the final battle, Harry is betrayed by the one he trusted most. Filled with sorrow and anger he transforms into a Hollow, the first in existence. Centuries later a Shinigami by the name of Aizen comes searching. Dark!Harry, Harry/Harribel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,594 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., T. Harribel
Dark as Night by LavenderStorm reviews
After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts.Dark!Harry Mentor!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 135,300 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Naruto The Living Storm by Wixeron reviews
A failed assassination attempt turned Naruto into a living storm! Now Naruto has to cope with the change and bring the storms of change to the ninja world!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,006 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T.
From Substitute to Shinso by sojoukou senkuo reviews
After the lsos of his powers Ichigo fell into a deep depression that seemed endless until Isshin and Kisuke revealed a secret about Ichigo's heritage that will change his life forever.
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,587 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 231 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Ichigo K., Moka A.
The Sword of Darkness and Winter by FleeingReality reviews
Naruto's life has always been covered in darkness and his death shrouded in ice. Imprisoned for having a dark power, he is set free to rejoin the Soul Society and fight Aizen. They did not know how much he was going to change all three worlds.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,825 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Naruto U., T. Harribel
They Shook Hands : Year 1 by Dethryl reviews
Suppose Draco Malfoy introduced himself before he started acting like an ass. What if he had asked Harry's name before insulting Hagrid? A friendly handshake in Madam Malkin's leads to an alternate but realistic universe which is eerily like the canon,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Storm Master by Kolarthecool reviews
Born with the Kekkai Genkai of the Uzumaki clan. Naruto, a genius with no equal, will show the world his power as he strives to be the best and protect his new home; Kirigakure. Godlike!Naruto, Kind!Kyuubi, Bloodline!Naruto, Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 485 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Naruto U.
Rise From the Shadow by vsizzel reviews
During the sealing of the Kyuubi, the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi's power into his daughter, while sealing the soul into his son Naruto. Neglected over his sister, Naruto grows up from the shadow. Alive Minato & Kushina. Really strong Naruto, Narutoxharem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,321 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
The Legend Of Naruto by F u R o X reviews
What If the Kyuubi wasn't an evil Demon? What if it repented for what happened to Naruto and offered to train him? Powerful/Bloodline Naruto Naruto/Fem. Kyuubi Harem. Rated M for Gore and future lemons Bleach elements used, NO characters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,294 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Erebus Ferrox Riddle by dan4eva reviews
Harry Potter is not the son of James and Lily Potter but the son of Lord Voldemort and his mistress, Lady Moraga. What happens when the Prince of Darkness attends Hogwarts and its esteemed Headmaster knows not who he is? And just who is Lady Moraga? Read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,364 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Armor of the Ninja Mage by DragonMasterFlex reviews
The Akatsuki trigger a fail safe in the Yondaime's seal sending Naruto away from the ninja world forever. He is taken in by Bahamut the King of all Dragons and is now a member of the guild Fairy Tail. The Challenger's NarutoXFairyTail NarutoXHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,797 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Hichigo King Of Hollows by Dronzer69 reviews
Ichigo is kidnapped on his way home from school by Nel. His friends try to help but are beaten. Why is Nel acting this way? And why did she take Ichigo?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,090 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel
Myrddin Emrys Returns by General Kenobi SIYE reviews
Souls don't always live just once. They can return, typically in a time of crisis, if they are deemed worthy. This is about two such souls. Separated by houses. Will they find each other again? Will they even know? One Gryffindor, one Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 144,494 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
What Are Feelings? by CoffeeLovingNinja reviews
Based during the end of 3rd/beginning of Jap. 4th Season. Jaden has lost contact with the everyone after Jesse's death except for one, blond Obelisk girl. Will Alexis be able to show Jaden how to feel again?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
The Omnipotent Devil indulging Pacifism by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
There was a time when hollows survived solely on instincts; everything changed when Naruto Uzumaki arrived to Hueco Mundo. He was anomalous amongst his kin, not because he's a pacifist but because he's the father of all Arrancars.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,718 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 128,282 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 5,506 - Follows: 5,419 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Lord of shadows by voider reviews
Harry and Lucy are the twins who lived. They are also a weird vampire-hybrid, powerful and slightly insane. Watch them as they grow up, as they fool and enrage Snape, Dumbledore, Voldemort and the DE. \ AU Independent Gray Harry \ H/Multy \ Yuri GL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,645 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P., OC
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,189 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Evolution by TheXReaper reviews
What if things went a little differently when Ichigo's mom died? What if there were others who died that day, including Ichigo? Follow Ichigo and company through their evolutions from hollows to arrancar. THIS PROJECT HAS BEEN TERMINATED. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ADOPT THIS STORY, PM ME.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,977 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
The Lion Tamer by James Spookie reviews
Daphne likes Harry, and decides she wants to get to know him. Harry is receptive to her advances. Little do they know of how their blossoming relationship will change the course of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,618 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Uzumaki Clan's Rebirth by G3rMan reviews
Naruto has gained knowledge of his heritage, and of a bloodline thought extinct. He must now leave Konoha to master his new abilities and bring back the glory of the Uzumaki, and he will have the help of a busty kage with a similar past. NaruxMei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 239,202 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 3,624 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
The Rise of Darkness by dart93 reviews
Rose Potter, Harry's sister is thought to be the chosen one. Ignored and forgotten, Harry runs away and is found in the forest by Voldemort. Raised as the secret heir of the Dark Lord, Harry will do anything to put the Dark Lord in power. EvilHarry Slaves
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,402 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Awakening by YugiohFreak54 reviews
Sequal to Darkness is My Ally. The gang returns to DA for their second year! But an ancient foe from Alexis's and Jaden's past has come back. Will they beat the foe or will it conquer the Universe? AU.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,371 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T. - Complete
Bleach at Youkai Academy! by Romez reviews
Ichigo is sent on a mission to a certain place where Hollows seem to go to, but never come out. That and his old school was destroyed during the war and he still needs to finish his education. Pairings Undecided. Story sticks with the Manga for the most
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 206,141 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Ichigo K., Kurumu K. - Complete
Return of the kuchiki clan by piercing kage kitsune reviews
Naruto is the last of the Kuchiki clan who are descendants of Kyuubi. On his fifth birthday he awakens his bloodline while being attacked by a mob.Now he must stop his uncle from conquering the world. NarutoxMokaxMizore from Rvp.No other girls bleachxover
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,357 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Whirlpool Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Following the events of chapter 310 Naruto is exiled but before its made official he escapes the village intent on unraveling the secrets and mysteries that have plagued him for so long. Now he only has one mission: to fulfil Jiraiya's only request.NU/YN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 131,588 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
What happens to Jaden 5 years after he graduates? by YuGiOhGXFR3AK reviews
What happens to Jaden 5 years after he graduates? Will he and Alexis ever be together? Do they still have feelings for each other? Let's find out together, shall we? By the way, I don't own YuGiOh GX or any other additional characters in my story. Thanks
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 57,470 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T.
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4175 - Favs: 5,685 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Naruto and Gaara at the Monster Academy by BrownPaperBag51 reviews
When Naruto and Gaara are banished from their respective villages they are approached by a weird man with glowing eyes that wants their help to protect an academy for monsters. Naruto/Rosario Vampire/slight Gurren Lagann Crossover Ch2 Beta N&G/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,890 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kurumu K. - Complete
Darkness is My Ally by YugiohFreak54 reviews
Ever wonder what would've happened if Yubel told Jaden that he was the supreme King? Read and find out! AU.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,391 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T. - Complete
The Girl Of Destiny by WhiteAsukalover reviews
An alternate SOL story. What if instead of beating Chazz to start the SOL he defeats Alexis? R&R! No flames please. if you dont like my stories dont read. SyXJesse from 29 on! AlexisXJaden. Chapter 35 is really supposed to be Chapter 15, see profile!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 33,033 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
White Seduction by HVulpes reviews
What would have happened if Sartorius had ordered Alexis to get Jaden to join the Society of Light, by any means necessary? Even if she had to seduce him into it.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,476 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T.
Power of the Supreme King by 87nidsim reviews
What would have happend if Jaden became the Supreme King in season 2? Well, let's find out. Might contain lemon material.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
Leaving by Jadenandalexis4eva reviews
A lengthy one shot about Alexis and Jaden, that takes place after the episode “Let’s make a Duel” in Season 2. Alexis and Jaden Strong content not intended for young readers . Read and Review please!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Vampire's Kiss by The Santi reviews
AU post OoTP. Harry's summer after Sirius' death is horrible. None of his friends write to check up on him and his life begins to seem empty and meaningless. Harry wishes for death and a young Vampire grants him it. NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,367 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., OC
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Heir to the Most Ancient and Noble House of reviews
AU- 4 years after the dark lords initial fall on Halloween night, Sirius Black dies in Azkaban. With his death the true heritage of Lily Potter, also known as Elizabeth Rosier, is revealed thus ushering a new era and changes to the wizardry world with it. Harem- HP,DG,AG,TD,SB,FD,GD, HP-HG siblings, Guardian/Cousin Bella,Dromeda,Cissy- Contains AD,RW,MW,AW,PW,LM hating. Not Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Son of Hera and the Sea reviews
Grudges don't disappear over night. With thousands of years of cheating, hate and frustration, any normal person would want revenge. Even a god. After the birth of Thalia, Hera has had enough of Zeus cheating on her and decides to get pay back, like always. Her solution, to have a child with Poseidon. AU,Olympian Perseus, godlike- duh - Percy X Aphrodite X Athena X Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,637 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Percy J., Aphrodite
The Rise of the Kaiser, Jaden Kaiba reviews
AU- We all know the story of Jaden Yuki, below average student, the Sliver King and the Hero user. But what if there was no Jaden Yuki, but instead you had Jaden Kaiba the son of Seto Kaiba, owner of Kaiba Corp and Duel Academy, and Serenity Kaiba, formally Wheeler. What would be different, what would be the same. Warning, there are made up cards. JadenXAlexis
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T.
The Rise of the Demons reviews
Naruto was not a jinchuuriki, and instead he became the new Jubi. Hated for being a demon, he is taken out of Konoha where he meets other demons, and show the true power of those who are called demons.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Naruto U.
The Tempest Dragon of the Leaf reviews
Naruto was 12 during the Kyuubi attack, and the kyuubi was sealed inside his newborn sister by Sarutobi. Leaving Konoha 3 years later he comes back after 9 years to become a sensei. KushinaXMinato NarutoXMei, READ AND REVIEW -bleach elements-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,199 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T.
the Chosen Apprentice reviews
After a freak incident with Yubel, a 8 year old Jaden Yuki becomes the apprentice of Yugi Moto. When he reaches his 15 birthday he is off to Duel Academy with 7 years of training with the king of games himself. JadenXAlexis UNDER EDIT!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,486 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T.
Bodyguard reviews
Jaden and ALexander are hired bodyguards for the vice-governor's daughter, ALexis. But when gangs begin to rise up and take power, will anyone be safe from them. And will Jaden's tough skin be melted by someone he has sworn to hate. AXJ READ AND REVIEW!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,817 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T. - Complete
Jaden Saw the Light reviews
A story idea taken from an incomplete one called the new begging to the society of light. Basically what if Jaden turned into the first SOL member after he lost to Aster. Who will be next and will the light actually succeed? READ AND REVIEW JXA
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,847 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T.
The Return of the Supreme King reviews
Jaden is lost in the woods when he meets his unconscious, who is the supreme king and takes his power to save the school from the society of light. slightly dark AlexisXJaden UNDER EDIT
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,248 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T.
Manager of:
Community: JadenXAlexis HAREM!
Focus: Anime/Manga Yu-Gi-Oh GX