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Author has written 5 stories for Call of Duty, Web Shows, Transformers, and Team Fortress 2.

Name: Essin or Matt

Steam: Slutty Liam Neeson (Add me I'm always on! Just make sure you message on my page that you got my name from here)

About me: Hi I like TF2 and shit. So uhm, yeah I'm currently writing the story Hysteria and have a bunch more in the works.

Will I write about other things? Possibly. I have other stories that aren't TF2 related which you can check out. But yeah.

My Current Projects:

Hysteria: Tragic events change people. Most of the time it changes them so bad they're not the same person anymore. That's what happens to Dell Conagher, a Texan living with his wife and trying to make a living. Until, something pushes him to the point that now he's sentenced to 25 years in Prison. Will he be able to change in those 25 years? Or will he become like the other men he's met in prison.

"Untitled": This story is one I'm writing on and off from Hysteria. It's about BLU Sniper and BLU Scout and their relationship. It's going to be a hurt/comfort fic. Scout's a Transgender and Sniper doesn't know. So every time Sniper wants to take their relationship further, Scout has to say he's just not ready.

The Australian Princess:Prince Degroot, eventually to be King of Scotland, has to be wed before that could happen. A Princess in a faraway land known as Australia is the perfect match for him, or so people think. However, there is one little detail everyone slipped on. Is this Princess, really a 'her'?

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Those Who Slay Together, Stay Together by Zombiegirl777 reviews
Richtofen, Takeo, Nikolai and Dempsey escape from Der Riese to Kino Der Toten where they meet a girl who saves their lives and proves to be an asset in slaying the undead. Who is she though and why does she know who they are? Dempsey x OC & slight Richtofen x OC
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 95,358 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, OC
Humanity's Finest by Spyash2 reviews
When villages allied to Warfang and scouts go missing, an old face returns to Warfang. At the same time an Ancient "unkillable" enemy controlled by a strange spirt resurfaces to take revenge on all those living...
Crossover - Spyro the Dragon & Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 119,727 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Spyro, Tank D.
BFFF: Love Will Make it Certain by CryHOg reviews
Sequel to BFFF. After 4 months, Alfred returns, but for a short while. Arthur is willing to wait for Alfred after he returns from his 'errands.' But what has Alfred been up to? And is Arthur even concern that he could possibly be up to no good?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,660 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 3/1/2011 - America, England/Britain
Rewrite by Phoenix Noir reviews
The Master makes a grievous mistake, one that he can't seem to cope with; he's killed the Doctor. There are whispers, though, around the drum beats in his head,and the Doctor speaks to him still. "Fix things" He says, "Rewrite my destiny." Displaced in time, the Master does the only thing he can do- He complies, and sets out to write a story that was never meant to be told. SLASH
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,254 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Change Me by parscilla reviews
In which Harry decides to give Draco Malfoy a chance despite his arrogance, and shakes his hand on their first Hogwarts Express ride. -Drarry/HarryxDraco-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,996 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Zombies! A Call Of Duty: Black ops 2013 story by SamanthasTeddy reviews
The original zombies crew, now with Samantha Maxis, along with the Call of the Dead members and Alex Mason, are on the hunt to destroy the evil Dr. Richtofen who is in control of the undead. Will these zombie killers encounter other strange happenings and more new characters to come? Will Samantha and Takeo destroy every last remain of 935? Is Dr. Maxis going to be there to help?
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,701 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Samantha, Dr. Richtofen
One Touch by DeathTrapDaisy reviews
Tony/Loki FrosIron. Loki didn't realize he had been starved nearly to death of simple touch, until Mr. Stark shows him. Loki is super deprived of affection and doesn't know it until he feels it. slash. Movie!Verse
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,340 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Sagacity of the Existence by Writerdragon reviews
Megatron has been captured. Now all that is left to do is to round up the rest of them and bring them to trial. But something is amidst. The Decepticons are planning something and with the aid of the most unlikely of allies, they may just win. TFA.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,386 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
No Use Empathising with Wolves by Klippy reviews
An awkward meeting between two teams. Fairly strong 'M' stuff, Scout x Sniper
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,421 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Scout, Sniper
Who's the man of page 47? by Mizu falls from Kumo reviews
Benjamin Gates is after another treasure by request of the President due to what was stated on Page 47. Ben, Abigail, and Riley are on a search for a direct descent of Alfred F. Jones. Their search leads them to Arthur Kirkland and a wild adventure.
Crossover - National Treasure & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,972 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ben G., America
It's All Imaginary by El.Ave.Fenix reviews
Rewrite of Nazi Zombies: Can things get worse? After an incident at the Holocaust Museum, a group of friends find themselves thrown into a zombie infested world. What will happen when they come across our favorite zombie killers? Nothing good...
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen
Heated Emergency by Warriorlass reviews
This is a request for Guoste-chan, I hope it's what you were expecting this was my second attempt I will finish the first one and see which one you like better. Anyways i hope you all enjoy this RussiaXReader and review.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Russia - Complete
Madness by EatSleepHetalia reviews
A mysterious girl in black breaks into the world summit room leaving a strange blood red dust in the air. Soon after the meeting, the nations start turning aginst each other, killing, while in states of insanity. Who was the girl? What was the dust?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Complete
Rusian Promise by Warriorlass reviews
A Reader Insert that's a RussiaXReader with a little EnglandXReader. Btw I do like England he's just not my favorite so please don't get mad at me. It does have a hint of lemon, for those of you who knows what it is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
The End by MC Bossk and DJ-88 reviews
Richtofen finally gets what he wants from the Moon Station, but will a certain lovable Russian stop him? Without even knowing it? R&R WARNING! CONTAINS MOON SPOILERS
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Dr. Richtofen, Nikolai B. - Complete
Unsolicited Advice by donutsandcoffee reviews
When going for a trip to America, Haruhi met a unique blue-eyed teen by the name of Alfred. But there was more about him that she didn't know yet; for a start, Kyouya knew him… /America x Haruhi x Kyouya. Slight USUK and Host Club x Haruhi./
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Haruhi F., America
A Hetero Trun by ToxicHetaliaFan77 reviews
The semes of Hetalia have been suduced by their female selves! It's up to the ukes to get them back! Fail summary. Pairings: Spamano,USUK,Giripan,GerIta,RoChu. Yaoi and guyXgirl sex
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Complete
What The Numbers Really Meant by SuperJoe608 reviews
MansonxReznov in the time of the prisons where they are first lovers.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - V. Reznov, A. Mason
If We Offer the World by MC Bossk and DJ-88 reviews
The 'Author' and Samantha offer Richtofen everything he could ever want to kill his companions. But will a certain drunk Soviet be able to disuade him? WARNING! Contains HUGE amount of fluff! Also, it's not my best work but it's by far the fluffiest.
Call of Duty - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Dr. Richtofen, Nikolai B. - Complete
Sway by Bumbleb3e reviews
Songfic. Fluff. Wrote this to try and get rid of writer's block. I... don't know how to summarise this. Written from Tank's POV. Contains slash.
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Dr. Richtofen, Tank D. - Complete
Dream of the Monsters by HundredPercentHetalian reviews
When the monsters - the 'Dream' - recieve a mysterious prophecy from their fellow monster, they find a way not to disappear - by inviting in ALICE into their 'World'. Crossover of Halloween Hetalia and the famous Vocaloid song "Alice the Human Sacrifice"
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2011
Dempsey's Worst Nightmare by Spyash2 reviews
Tank Dempsey, a man without fear; finally has his worst nightmare realised. My very first crack fic, so please, review. With or without an account.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Tank D. - Complete
Seriously1? 2 by Spyash2 reviews
Dempsey get punished, again, oh woe is me.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Tank D. - Complete
Kisu Yori mo Hayaku : Faster than a Kiss by KobayashiNariko reviews
With no parents, shelter, money or food, I was in the worst possible situation. But when an impulsive moment ended with a marriage proposal and his promise to take care of us, was he just playing around or was he serious? AU,UKxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,579 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - England/Britain, America
A Lesson to Be Learned by ikriam reviews
This Is SLASH yes yes slash, Dempsey hates Richtofen and It's time for him to show The doctor his place
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen - Complete
A Life Of A Blind by ikriam reviews
When A mission goes wrong it causes Weaver to lose his eye sight forever and now Hudson and Mason make it their new mission to help him get through his blindness this is HudsonXWeaver :D
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - J. Hudson
Artifacts and Nations by PharaohsDarkness reviews
Peter and Myka are sent to Washington DC to find an artifact tha has been causing a few countries' representatives to disappear. During the investigation, they bump into someone from US goverament that helps them with a few other representatives.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010
Out Casts by ikriam reviews
Hudson and Weaver run from America after Hudson betryies his country to protect Weaver THIS IS SLASH rated M for Smex
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - J. Hudson - Complete
NZ: Alchohol by DestineyTot reviews
Alcohol serves as an arbitrator between Dempsey and Richtofen. Screwing your enemy never felt so grand. Dempsey/Richtofen SLASH.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen - Complete
Say Abracadavre Now by SkittlesTheRainbowDruggie reviews
*This was an experiment, and it sucks. Just a warning.* NZ Failed FanFic
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,629 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Dr. Richtofen, Tank D.
Were Never Worlds Apart by ikriam reviews
Just another short Weaver/Hudson fanfic X3 THE HATE BETWEEN RUSSIA AND AMERICA WILL NEVER BREAK THOSE TWO :D
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2011 - J. Hudson - Complete
Zombie Slayer's Childhood by Vault08 reviews
A glimpse into the childhood of Takeo, Nikolai, Dempsey, and Richtofen.
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Nikolai B., Dr. Richtofen - Complete
Downfall Of The Undead by Vault08 reviews
Dempsey, Takeo, Nikolai, and Richtofen have survived and killed more zombies then most, and now they set out to put an end to the zombie onslaught, and doing so, they may lose men, and find out who can and cannot be trusted in the Downfall Of The Undead!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Dr. Richtofen, Tank D. - Complete
Tangled By My Cuffs by ikriam reviews
Why Doesnt Weaver Have His Name On The Character list? Anyway THIS IS SLASH Hudson/Weaver Hudson traps Weaver in a room ad cuffs him to the walls to teach him a lesson? maybe read and find out :D
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - J. Hudson - Complete
kiss away the tears by Sukichan111 reviews
When arthur cant shoot alfred but kisses him instead with it change the younger boys mind about wanting freedom or will he walk away anyway. My first hetalia fanfiction. if u guys like it ill write more enjoy! usXuk forever
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Don't Mess with the Doctor by Bumbleb3e reviews
Edward Richtofen keeps a diary, and records all his deepest, darkest secrets. When someone finds it, he's not happy. Was meant to be a one-shot, but I'm gonna carry this on I think.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Dr. Richtofen, Nikolai B.
Seriously? by Spyash2 reviews
The 'Author' decides to punish Dempsey for breaking 'The Fourth Wall' in "What the hell?"
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Tank D., Nikolai B. - Complete
BFFF by CryHOg reviews
Let's face it. We all have that certain coworker we can't stand and wish they would just die. Harsh,yes. But that's how we feel sometimes. But after a few beers will you become friends? Or Lovers? No? How 'bout married? No? Then-oh...OH!...oh? AmerEngld
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,957 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - America, England/Britain
Nazi Zombies: Awesome Quotes! by Spyash2 reviews
I've heard the quotes from both Shi No Numa and Der Riese. But what would happen if the characters you play could respond? Any suggestions for new quotes can be suggested.
Call of Duty - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010
Just another day at hetalia academy by Succupirequeen reviews
prize for koto26 who won second place in the usxuk-club contest just a normal day at hetalia academy, until america goes too far fail summary is fail UsxUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/11/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Viktor Reznov facts by Spyash2 reviews
Just some silly facts I found about Viktor Reznov from World At War and Black Ops.
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - G. Rorke
The last human by Spyash2 reviews
The humans once were the dominate species of earth, a million years later however they became a legend, a myth. What would happen if a certain zombie killing marine was the last of them? Current events has brought three familar faces to the dragon realms
Crossover - Spyro the Dragon & Call of Duty - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,875 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Spyro, Tank D. - Complete
Kino der Toten: Compensation by Ravenspine21 reviews
Tank's wisecracking comments get out of hand, and Richtofen decides to teach him a lesson. M/M, Language, Sexual situations, etc.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
Strudel by IceColdSoDa94 reviews
Dempsey discovers more about Richtofen than he bargained for when going to heroically investigate the Nazi Doctor's suspicious actions early one morning. Crack ensues.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Tank D., Dr. Richtofen
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Der Riese: Reflection by Ravenspine21 reviews
There wasn't anything Tank Dempsey loved as much as himself. Tank/Mirror.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Tank D. - Complete
The Eleventh Hour With The Master by Aaron Tveit's Broadway reviews
Just what the title says.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2010 - 11th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Abhor by Childish Sadism reviews
Who ever said you were the one to find me? I was the one who chose you, and now you're trying to run...? you should know better than try to get away. US/UK. Yaoi/Violence/Sadism/among other things.Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
Of Seamen and Landlubbers by Canadino reviews
America, a new admiral for the Allies of Hetalia, must protect the seas with justice! Will he foil England's pirate plans, or will he have everything stolen from underneath him, including his heart? USUK, S/R, F/C, G/J, G/I
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,045 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - America, England/Britain
Thankful by shipthelimes reviews
Roebuck has saved Miller's life multiple times, so Miller wants to express his gratitude. A short oneshot between Roebuck/Miller. Male pairing/Slash lemon DO NOT LIKE DO NOT READ. Rated M for sexual material. R&R!
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
Nobody Deserves to Die a Virgin by shipthelimes reviews
A oneshot slash between Sergeant Roebuck and Private Miller from CAll of Duty: World at War. Their squad dead, the two decide to complete the mission on by themselves. Except, biological imperatives get in the way. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
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The Australian Princess reviews
Prince Degroot, soon to be King of Scotland, however he needs to be wed first. A Princess in a faraway land known as Australia is the perfect match for him! However, there is one little detail everyone slipped on. Is this Princess, really a 'she? Demoman/Sniper
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Demoman, Medic, Sniper, Mrs. DeGroot
Hysteria reviews
Tragic events change people. They can change you into a whole new person. That's what happens to Dell Conagher,a Texan living with his wife and trying to make a living.Until, something pushes him to the point that now he's sentenced to 25 years in Prison. Will he be able to change in those 25 years? Or will he become like the other men he's met in prison?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Engineer, Scout, Soldier, Spy
My spark, My soul reviews
(My friend made me fall in love with this pairing, and she gave me an awesome prompt. So I had to write it!) After the events of Age of Extinction, Optimus Prime decides to stay on Earth instead of taking the Seed into space. He wasn't to sure why he stayed, and neither did Cade. Until one night under the stars, everything made sense. -AoE spoilers, final speech never happened.-
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Optimus Prime, Cade Y. - Complete
A Stream to Remember reviews
(This is my first PewDieCry fanfiction) PewDiePie decided to go to Florida for a week. Since he knew Cry was down there, he is staying with him till he finds a hotel. Though what happens when a jealous PewDie walks in during one of Cry's streams? (This story contains MALEXMALE!)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/15/2013 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki
There is no end to this massacre reviews
A Call of Duty: Black Ops story. Nothing special. I wrote this last year and never got to post it here.
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete