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Joined 04-25-11, id: 2874368, Profile Updated: 12-07-15
Author has written 6 stories for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Inception, Lackadaisy, X-overs, and Avengers.

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Machines Don't Bleed by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 194,721 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Engineer, Sniper, Spy, Gray Mann
Blue Music by ChaosandMayhem reviews
It's easy enough to get lost in the noise of your mind, but a listening ear is as good an anchor as any.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Cullen, Cole
this condition is neurotic by Nilly's Issue reviews
They lock Steve in a freezer for 34 hours. It takes much longer for him to thaw.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Captain America/Steve R.
I'll Be Home for the Holidays by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...The sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,667 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
A Hand in My Direction by Nilly's Issue reviews
Steve helps the Avengers. The Avengers help Steve.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Heavy by Nilly's Issue reviews
Steve's heavy, but Clint carries him anyway.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Black Games by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Once bound by ice, now bound by fire. 12 provinces. 24 tributes. 1 winner. Let the games begin. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,863 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Blood On My Hands by blacksouledbutterfly reviews
Ariadne met Eames once when she was still a child. He helped her out of a tough situation. He doesn't remember her though but she remembers him. She remembers how he helped change her life.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Ariadne, Eames - Complete
validation is overrated anyway by paper streets reviews
Vincent is a better Jerome anyway. / Burning in the incinerator is such a fine way to die, isn't it? Short, disjointed, Jerome Eugene Morrow.
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
Online Dating by moviemaniac12 reviews
What would happen if the team made online dating profiles?
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 21,074 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
No Happy Ending by EloraCooper4 reviews
The Dreamers are wanted fugitives after they are blamed for Robert Fischer's murder/suicide. Detectives from the LAPD do all that they can to track the Dreamers down and bring them to justice.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2011
That Night by EloraCooper4 reviews
Arthur stays professional at all times, even on the worst night of Cobb's life.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Arthur, Mal - Complete
A Question of Time by EloraCooper4 reviews
Eames decides to give Arthur some advice, the point man is less than thrilled.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Atlas of the Ancients SPOOF by Return Of Itsy reviews
I'm starting early on this one. So far I'm not impressed with the plot. This is /my/ version. Read at your own risk of brain cells.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
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Hero reviews
Not all heroes come from comic books.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,809 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B.
Another Day at the Office reviews
Phillip J. Coulson was more than just an agent.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Imagination of a Little Boy reviews
The mind of a child is a beautiful thing. This is a collection of transcripts, pretty much, of my little brother playing with his action figures. His plotlines often get more twisted and convoluted than any TV drama I've ever seen, and they often involve multiple, multiple crossovers that don't make any sense whatsoever xD Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading the musings of a child.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/2/2012
GI Joe: King Cobra reviews
Rusty never imagined what would happen if Rex died. But she soon experienced it firsthand. So what happened when he came back, and asked her to forsake her friends, family, and country to join him in a life of crime? CCxOC
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011
Dream Bigger reviews
Talented Extractor Amor Anderson is hired by a mysterious businessman with a grudge against a certain British Forger to send him to insanity. Can she and her small team pull it off? BTW: Please review! I'd really appreciate it!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Eames - Complete
The Quest for Freedom reviews
Catherine Moore is the leader of a rebellion. But will her small force have the power to achieve the impossible?
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete