A Child Of Ares
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The only thing that I really care to share is that I love to read, I'll read for hours straight without stopping if I have the right book and the time to. I'm always looking for the next awesome book to help my love for it. That being said, I have been a Demigod, a Tribute, a Dragon Rider & a Traveler. -Smiles- Good for you if you know each of the books that I'm talking about without having to search online for it.

I have read about someone posting Anonomous reviews and signing them in someone else's name. Therefore, please note that I will NOT write an anonomous review and sign my name to it. Instead, I am only signing my name to reviews that I write WHILE LOGGED on. I hope that this will help relieve some issues of some sleazy slimeball's twisted idea of a game. Whoever's doing it needs some serious mental help.
*If you feel like doing the same: feel free to copy and paste this message into your profile, adding your name to the list...PhantomBrat, A Child Of Ares*


"People who don't know me think I'm quiet, people who know me wish I was."

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room

and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood i am in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the

need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand i am not saying i wouldn't like it either.

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE.> DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance

> Holding Hands- > Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. > Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

> Cuddling- > Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. > Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

> Movies- > Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder > Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

> Loving each other- > Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

> Laying below the stars- > Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat > Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush...

> guys: no grabbing!!

> Guys repost this if you agree.

> Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

> Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the> girls that read this will repost this .

> Now copy and repost this; if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years.

> By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you.

> If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life!!

> repost as: Guy's point of view

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?"

FRIENDS: will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend.

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine.

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say "Nice to meet you."

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you.

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS:Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this!!

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.


THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD! There will be a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited!

So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.


Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

-I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

- "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

-How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

-Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

- I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

-Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

-I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

-You're never too old to learn something stupid.

-"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES."

-"I went to the darkside, they lied about the cookies..."

-"Welcome to the dark side, why are you so surprised that we lied about the cookies?"

-"Ran with scissors, and lived!"

-"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

-"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

-"You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips"

-"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

-"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother."

-Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars.

-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. :D

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart.

Read This!
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile -

What makes life 100 percent?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.


is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96


1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)


One Nation, 'Under Allah.'
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a
classroom. The teacher was going to explain
evolution to the children. The teacher asked
a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes..
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see
if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay (He returned a few minutes later)
Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl
asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one!
(You Go Girl!)

Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?''

"Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), nats10art (USA), DarkAkastukiNeko (USA-AL.), AkatsukiForever21 (Singapore) A Child Of Ares (USA)

Raise your fists and fight the Millenium Earl!!

Grab your weapons and face him off

Join Allen to save the world!


Sit back and pown them all using Alchemy!(XD)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you infront of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything? Isn't it funny that you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isn't it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

Keep on laughing

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE


Keep on laughing
If you didn't laugh at this then put this on your profile

"You don't want to get me angry. I'm running out of places to keep the bodys."

"If we quit voting, will they all go away?"

"That which does not kill you... will probably try again."

"There are some things that can't be helped, I'm one of those things."

"Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"She's my Best Friend, you break her heart, I'll break your face."

"Few woman admit thier age. Few men act theirs."

"God made us best friends cause he knew are moms couldn't handle us being sisters."

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Stupid cancer...some of us want a house...a new car...a new mobile home...To lose weight...But someone battling cancer just wants one things, to win the battle. 97% of you won't repost this. But 3% of you will. Let's see who will. Please post this in your profile in honor of someone who lost their battle or for someone who is currently fighting it.

While I may not respect your opinion, I, being half your size, will wisely keep that to myself.

If you think that Rap is the most awefulest thing to be called 'Music' and that rappers are wanna-be's who are paid to make fools out of themselves, and can't even sing, copy and paste this to your profile. --And remember, you can't spell Crap, without Rap.

"Six inches to the right and she'd still be here." "Six inches to the right and Lincoln would've seen the end of the play." - Law and Order

Famous last words:

"No, these windows are okay to lean on."

"I can pass this guy."

"My brakes are fine."

"Nice doggy."

"Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du--"

"So, you're a cannibal."

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"

"I wonder where the mother bear is."

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

"What does this button do?"

"Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?"

"Don't worry, it can hold the both of us."

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.” -Greg House (House MD)

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

-If you can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em.

If you can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em.

If you can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em.

If you can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed

Seen these on T-Shirts;

I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.

Your dreams have been answered: I’m here!

I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.

I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.

There are two kinds of pedestrians ... the quick and the dead.

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

"Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts. That's what little girls are made of; the heck with sugar and spice."-Bethany Hamilton

"...To me, 'FEARLESS' is not the absense of fear. It's not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS means having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. FEARLESS is falling madly in love again, even though you've been hurt before. FEARLESS is walking into your freshman year of highschool at fifteen. FEARLESS is getting up and fighting for what you want, over and over again...even though every time you've tried before, you've lost. It's FEARLESS to have faith that someday, things will change. FEARLESS is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can't breathe without them. I think it's FEARLESS to fall for your best friend, even though he's in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for things they'll never stop doing, I think it's FEARLESS to stop believing them. It's FEARLESS to say 'you're NOT sorry' and walk away. I think loving someone despite what people think is FEARLESS. Allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS. Letting go is FEARLESS. Then, moving on and being all right...that's FEARLESS too. But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and prince charmings and happily-ever-after. That's why I write these songs. Because I think love is FEARLESS." -Taylor Alison Swift, Songwriter & Singer.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

If you believe that Jesus is Lord.

If you believe that Christianity is the only thing that makes any sense in this crazy world.

If you know that God will always be with you and love you unconditionally.

Deck of Cards

It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard.

The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week.

As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.

Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?'

The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.'

The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.'

The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country,

I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.'

The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?'

'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.

The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments

The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.

The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John .

The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified.

The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.

The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.

The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth.

The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him.

The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.

The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.

The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.

The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.

When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.

There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.

The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.

Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.

So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.'
The sergeant just stood there. After a minute, with tears in his eyes and pain in his heart, he said, 'Soldier, can I borrow that deck of cards?'

Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US.

Prayer for the Military.

Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...

Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.

Protect them.

Bless them and their families.

I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.


When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world.

There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful.

Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one.

Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on.

Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray.

Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

Without GOD, our week would be:








Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

Now I sit me down is school
where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
it violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,
that's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,
to quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
no word of God must reach the crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
when chaos reings the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,
"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." (if you pass this on, you will be accepted into Team Awesome-ness)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

Yeah, I know there are plenty fish in the sea. So could you please stay away from my fish?

When you really love someone, age, distance, height, and weight, are just numbers.

“You really love him, don’t you?” A psychological question, no name was mentioned, but suddenly, someone came into your mind.

A rose without thorns is like love without heartbreak, it doesn’t make sense.

This One's For the Girls.

BE YOU (tiful)

I'm an original, not a copy. I'm the girl who is shy, but nice. The one who had braces for 2 years & 2 months and everyone now compliments on my smile. I'm the girl who people say is "so pretty" and "beautiful" yet I don't believe it. I'm the girl who's not a honors student, but gets good grades (except in math) I'm the girl who has a big heart and big dreams. The one who's never ashamed to say that she is a Christian. The girl who loves to read, write, and sing. I'm the girl who you'd say is really nice, but shy at first. I'm the hopeless romantic. I'm the girl who dated my best guy friend for over a year (who was my first boyfriend), then he broke up with me, but we're still best friends. I'm the girl who is still in love with him and still hope that one day we'll get back together. I'm the girl who tries her best to get along with everyone. I'm not the popular girl. I guess I'm not a loser, although I wouldn't mind that. I'm the girl who is a floater when it comes to friends, I hate cliques. I'm not the girl who's a materialistic airhead. I'm the girl that people can't categorize, not even myself; my style and personality can't be limited to stereotypes. I'm the girl who feels like she doesn't fit in. I'm the girl who thinks she's a complete dork, but I don't mind that. I'm the girl whose favorite subjects are history and english. I'm the girl who is comfortable with who she is, but am picky with who I'm close to. I'm just me. I'm not a supermodel or Marilyn Monroe. I'm just me. And if you have a problem with that, please tell me and we'll talk.

I'm sick of backstabbing girls who say that they're your friends. I'm tired of people who talk bad about me behind my back, but in reality, they're just as bad. I'm tired of girls who seem to think that makeup defines our entire lives. I'm tired of my so-called best friend always going behind my back, putting everyone down, and just being an all around "five-minute girl" that no one wants to be around. I'm sick and tired of the boys that fall for these crazy, dumb, FAKE girls that are so fake that Barbie herself is jealous. I'm sick and tired of all of it- xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx (I don't own this, but it does apply to me.)

"A heart is not a play thing,

a heart is not a toy,

but if you want it broken,

Just give it to a boy.

Boys, they like to play with things

To see what makes them run,

But when it comes to kissing,

They do it just for fun.

Boys never give their hearts away

They play us girls for fools,

They wait until we give our hearts

And then they play it cool.

You will wonder where he is a night

You will wonder if hes true,

One moment you will be happy,

One moment you will be blue.

If you get a chance to see him

Your heart begins to dance

Your life revolves around him,

Theres nothing like romance.

And then it starts to happen,

You worry day and night

You see, my friend, you're losing him

It never turns out right.

Boys are great, though immature

The price you pay is high,

He may seem sweet and gorgeous

But remember, he's a guy.

Don't fall in love with just a boy

That takes alot of nerve.

You see, my friend, you need a man

To get what you deserve.

So when you think that you're in love,

Be careful if you can

Before you give your heart away

Make sure that he's a man."

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

(I dunno who wrote this... but it's sweet.)

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."

"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?"

Just So You Know:

Girls HATE players!

We don't need you to be Superman. We just need you to be there.

We absolutly HATE it when you break a promise to us. It completely devastates us.

.Here's something that girls are tought: When a guy says that you're hot, he's looking at your body. When he says that you're pretty, he's looking at your face. When he says that you're beautiful, he's looking at your heart. Remember that when you complement a girl...

. Ask any girl... She'll have no idea what the hell a guy means when he says that she's "cute".

. We can tell when you aren't listening, and, yeah, it kind of pisses us off. If were boring you, at least have the decensy to tell us!

. If you wait for the perfect moment, the perfect momnet will pass you by. In other words, if you want to ask her out, just do it!

. We'd really appreciate it if you didn't hold the things we do during our time of the month against us. It isn't exactly our fault, and we aren't being ourselves.

.Please give us the same respect you would to any other human and look us in the eyes. (yes we do notice when your eyes wander)

.Never cheat! Girls know how to spread news fast so you don't just ruin one relationship, you prevent others from happening too.

When you're on a date with a girl, keep your eyes on her face and off other girls' bodies. That's just rude.

.Not all girls are about money. The one who are give us all a bad name.

.If you ask us nicely, we'll usually answer in the same way.

. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

. Not all women are bad drivers.

. Not all women are ditzes.

. Anything you say or do with another girl that you don't want us to know is considered cheating.

. It absolutely floors us when you know our favorite color, shoe size, flower, T.V. show, movie, artist, etc. See, we aren't that hard to please.

. When it comes to gifts, we'd prefer something that has meaning rather than something with a big pricetag.

. The best thing that you can be to any girl is her friend. Friendship always comes before any good romantic relationship.

. Have I metioned that we like respect?

*. Keep in mind that pretty much every girl has a group of guys(friends, brothers and her Daddy or the ocasional sister) who will beat the crap out of you if cross the line.

We have mood swings. Get over it.

. Silent Treatment Short Answers Not Smiling or Laughing Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.

. You will be classed in our 'Hate' list if you forget our birthday.

"Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real."


I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

"How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’" - Unknown

"Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong" - Unknown

"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room." - Unknown

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button." - Sam Levenson

"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments." - Earl Wilson

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed." - Albert Einstein

"I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." - Isaac Asimov

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson

"I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble." - Unknown

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back." - Oscar Wilde

"Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were." - Unknown

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right." - Ashleigh Brilliant

"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often." - Unknown

"When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty." - Norm Crosby

"The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public." - George Jessel

"America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight." - Unknown

"If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they’re going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?" - Jerry Seinfeld

"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election." - Bill Vaughan

"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential." - Unknown

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." - Jackie Mason

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." - Oprah Winfrey

"Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position." - Christopher Marlowe

"Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again." - Franklin P. Jones

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason." - Jerry Seinfeld

"Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?" - Unknown

"It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?" - Ronald Reagan

"A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." - Fred Allen

"They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck." - Unknown

"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ‘That guy sure owed me a lot of money.’" - Jack Handy

"Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words." - Unknown

"The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth." - Unknown

"At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other." - Ann Landers

"If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it." - Unknown

"Make yourself at home… clean my kitchen." - Unknown

Why does someone say no offence when they are about to offend you.

"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass." - Dragon Of Twilight

"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."

"Stupidity got us into this, why can't it get us out?"

Even when you cant see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile.

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.

One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

I only have two rules for my newly born daughter: she will dress well and never have sex.

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

•(.• (.•.•.•) .•
(.• (.•
pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,Derangedpixie, Back Away Slowly Then Run, WhiteWolfLegend, Gothicwolfgirl, awesome4evah, vampiremiss96/I Know I'm A Dreamer, A Child Of Ares

It's only cute until it pee's on your shoe.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did

Don't take life seriously. You're not getting out alive anyway.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The hardest battle you're gonna ever fight is the battle to just be you.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

You say vampire movies? I'm gonna reply 'DN Angel'.

You say your dream guy's Jacob Black? Mine's Krad or Satoshi Hikari or Dark or Daisuke Niwa.

You say Edward Cullen? I say Edward Elric! FMA!!

You say Stephenie Meyer? I scream Sugisaki Yukiru

You wanna sprout fangs? I'm hoping for wings.

You say Twilight? I say "What the... dude. There's this invention called anime."

If you're sick of people obsessing over Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name. (And a comment as well, if ya wish.) - Fate12343 / Autumn, A Child Of Ares

-Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

-I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

-Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

-The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

-"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

-I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

-Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

-A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

-Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

WE’RE NOT RETREATING!!! We’re attacking in the other direction!

What is this… normal that you speak of?

Hey, wanna sign my Deathnote? .

The surest sign intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

"He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday."
"They snuck up on me."
"Right. And then they kicked your butt."
"Sneak attacks don't count!"
Katara and Sokka, Avatar.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Yul Brynner

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?
Jean Cocturan

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson

A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!"
Milton Berle

Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Steven Weinberg

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Yogi Berra

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working with one.
Bill Gates

If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.
Dave Allen

Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you.

Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don’t have & waste an entire day without having a life.

My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say No in any of them.
Dorothy Parker

Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
Robert A. Heinlein

I don’t have a license to kill. I have learners permit!

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
Rita Rudner

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".

Don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition!

My mom told me if I have nothing nice to say than don’t say it, my day was very quiet.

If You think Im weird… Meet my family. =D

The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G K Chesterton

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Oscar Wilde

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
Jim Carrey

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Tim Allen

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers

Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."
Joan Rivers

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don’t need it.
Bob Hope

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain

Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
Mark Twain

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can’t trick you.
Judge Judy

Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.

My sarcasm only gets me in trouble when my brain-to-mouth filter is malfunctioning.

Your friend, Your good friend and Your Bestie are in jail next to you. Friend: You did a bad thing. Good friend: My parents will bail us out. Bestie: You should have ran faster!

3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless! :D

If you think your mother in law is evil, think about this: If you unscramble the words "Mother In Law" you get "Woman Hitler." Enough said.

I suggest you follow at your own risk. i fall up stairs, walk into walls, and trip over nothing... all without realizing what’s happening until its over.

I've always wanted my last words to be.."Ooh what does this button do?!"

Almost everyone knows that I'm almost NEVER quiet. But when I am, don't think of it as "Finally she shut up!" Think of it as "Oh no! she is thinking!" you're next

Hand sanitizer (noun) - A burning liquid that makes you aware of all the small cuts on your hands.

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

I'm going to wait till five people are in the elevator and put my hands together and say in my evillest voice; "You are probably wondering why I gathered you here."

When you have a bruise 5% of the people wouldn't know how they got it 5% wouldn't know they hadn't but I'm in the 90% who would poke it to see how much it hurt.

I know I'm in my own little world but it's okay, they know me here =D

Why is it that no matter how many times you open the fridge, there is still nothing there to eat?

Bubble wrap.. addicting people since 1957

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you watched Yugioh or another anime when you were younger and watching it again as a teenager or adult, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of the few girls or guys that doesn't have "Beiber Fever", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish there was a live action Yugioh movie with a good plot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hope your parents don't read your profile, fanfics, PM conversations, etc, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think animal cruelty is wrong, copy this into your profile.

If you're insane and damn proud of it, copy this into your profile.

-If you really want something, you won't let 'impossible' get in your way.

-'Impossible' is just another way of saying 'I'm too lazy.'

-Warning: Trespassers will be shot.
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

-"No, I won't go to hell! I've got a restraining order."

-"Some people learn when they're taught, and a few learn by observation. And then there are people like me who actually have to touch the electric fence for themselves."

-It's not denial. I'm just selective about the realities I accept.

Life isn't measured by the amount of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.

I am the Girl...
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; AkixYusei, LoganTheJetPyschicDuelist,EternalAngel33, pseudonym13; AjGirl15; Anna Louisa; A Child Of Ares;

Highlight what applys to you:


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box. (I wish)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
You talk(ed) with food in your mouth.
You sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 17


You wear/wore lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You love to wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I've never watched it so I don't know.)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (Kinda half & half on this.)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 4 & half.


"Those who don’t learn from history are those who are doomed to repeat it." - Teen Titans

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...I wonder...

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

You call me crazy like it’s the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say, "So?"


You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are hydrophobic.



You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobic.



You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal. (How does this apply to Hades?)

You feel most active at night.



You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with



You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive. (Matters who)

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.



You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge

You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.



You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry. (But I'm better than he is.)

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.



You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel.



You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10 Well...this is kinda sad...


Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You love romance.

Your motto is “It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10 (Ick, Aphrodite…don’t kill me!)


You like pick pocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. (Isn't that a bit of an Athena thing too?)

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.


There's that strange girl in the background that you see everywhere. She doesn't talk to a lot of people, she's not the prettiest girl there, and she's always got a book or notebook. She won't talk because she's too shy. She's shy because nearly everyone's she's tried to be friends with has rejected or hurt her. She prefers a book because good always wins and she writes because those are the only happy endings she ever sees. I'm one of those strange girls. Repost this if you are one too and add your name to the list. That way all those "strange girls" can see that they are not so strange, or alone. Originally by Lady Firewing Wolf skater.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

When your bored and want something to do, open your text book and start writing, "Terrorist attack at 3:00 AM" on all the pages, then give it to a cop. When he asks who wrote this, say your teachers name and take him to the school.

Yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse?

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

(On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?

My friend text-ed me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!"

A positive attitude won't solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

If someone says: "That's impossible,"
You should understand it as: "According to my very limited experience, and narrow understanding of reality, that's very unlikely."

Anime Lovers...

Real Anime Lovers: Know at least more than 10 series. Fake Anime Lovers: Knows only naruto.

Real Anime Lovers: Learn japanese from watching anime. Fake Anime Lovers: Don't even bother to learn japanese.

Real Anime Lovers: Are secretly dating one of the anime characters. Fake Anime Lovers: Don't even know the characters names!

Real Anime Lovers:Know almost 10 song opening lyrics in japanese Fake Anime Lovers: Wouldn't probably bother to even listen to a song.

Real Anime Lovers: Have at least 1 Manga. Fake Anime Lovers: Claim they have more Manga than you.

Real Anime Lovers: Were born to adore anime. Fake Anime Lovers:Claim to have known anime for their entire lives.

Real Anime Lovers: Cry when a character dies. Fake Anime Lovers: Think the show you watch is very strange.

Real Anime Lovers: Would join in forums and discussions. Fake Anime Lovers: Would keep scrolling.

Real Anime Lovers: Has a Fanfiction account and active. Fake Anime Lovers: Has no idea what Fanfiction is and if he/she ever reads one, they will think of it as a canon!

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga."

It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime".

It's not gay, it's "Yaoi".

It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri".

It's not porn, it's "Hentai".

It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi".

It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon".

It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service".

It's not costume, it's "Cosplay".

It's not a dating show, it's "Harem".

It's not a fetish, it's "Moe".

It's not a bipolar, it's "Tsundere"

It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi".

It's not a schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere".

It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation".

Most importantly...

I'm not a geek, I'm an "Otaku" and I'm very proud of it, thank you very much.

Post this in your profile if you are a true anime lover!!

It’s funny—when people call you "shy," they usually smile. Like it’s cute, some funny little habit you’ll grow out of when you’re older, like the gaps in your grin when your baby teeth fall out. If they knew how it felt—really being shy, not just unsure at first—they wouldn’t smile. Not if they knew how the feeling knots up your stomach or makes your palms sweat or robs you of the ability to say anything that makes sense. It’s not cute at all. (SO TRUE !!!!!)

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style.

I'm the person your mother warned you about. xD

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a looser at the same time.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Just. Makes. Your. Computer. Look. Like. It. Has. Asthma.

-If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, tripping and screaming, then yes Mr. Brave Man, I guess im a coward.

"Big brothers... you know why they're born first? To protect the little ones that come after them!! What kind of brother says that he'll KILL his own sister?! Even a MONSTER shouldn't say that!" Ichigo Kurosaki to Sora Inoue (Acidwire) -- Bleach

If you like wearing black, but hate it when people call you goth or emo BECAUSE YOU ARENT! copy and paste this to your profile.

If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile and murder Naraku with us!

Even when you cant see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile

1) I need to tell you a secret. go to 5
2) the answer is... go to 11
3) don't get angry. go to 15
4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13
5) first go to 2
6) don't be angry just go to 12
7) I just wanted to say hi
8) what I wanted to tell you is...is on 14
9) Be patient and go to 4
10) this is the last time I'm going to send you to a number. go to 7
11) I hope ur not annoyed when I say this...but go to 6
12) sorry out of order. go to 8
13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10
14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3
15) You must be really bored so go to 9

If you could read that put it in your profile:)

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that loves Justin Bieber.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.


I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like, because she's crazy.
The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one won't give up.

Me: Mom, can you come here?

Mom:...*didn't hear*

Me: *yells* MOM, CAN YOU COME HERE?!

Mom:...*still didn't hear*

Me: *whispers* Why the f*ck can’t she hear me..


Copy and past this into your profile if it happened to you at least once.

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How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?

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The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.

"Those who don't believe in magic will never find it." -Roald Dahl

They don't know that we know they know we know.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Common sense is not so common.

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you’ve been good this year… he died laughing."

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Normal people Vs Inuyasha Fans.

Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.

Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!

Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.

Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.

Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.

Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it

Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.

Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)

Normal people: Don't care about the moon.

Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )

Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.

Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!

Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.

Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!

Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (And the make sure to stay away from that arena.)

Normal people: Say that money is power.

Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)

Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.

Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage.

Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.

Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!

Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.

Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.

Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.

Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.

Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!

Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recomend it to all their friends! We Love it!

-The Best Friend Pledge-

1. When you are blue, I will try and dislodge whatever is in your throat.

2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get until you stop whining.

5. When you are confused, I will use little words.

6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me. I don't want whatever you've got. Just kidding. (Sort of...)

7. When you fall, I will ask if you're okay, sit there and laugh at your clumsy butt.

Kagome: I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out.
(Miroku wakes up and rubs Kagome's rear)

Kagome (runs into Inuyasha's arms) I was wrong. Kill him! -Inuyasha

- Pick your birth month. - Leave alone anything that doesn't apply to you. - Bold all the thing's that best apply to you. BE HONEST!! - Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath.

JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside.Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angeredAttracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm StandpointNeeds no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Understanding. Good imagination. Good physical Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations Hardworking. No difficulties in studying Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. (If you are not my friend that is) Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easily to talk to, though hard understand. Thinks far with vision yet complicated to know. Easily influenced with kindness. Polite and soft spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone who always on his/her mind. Hesitating tends to delay... choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental.Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Lovable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty and handsome. Easily bored. Fussy seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

A Sad Story About Bullying:

You are walking down the hallway to your class when Madison, a girl from your class runs up to you.

"Alexa is gay. Tell all your friends," she whispers.

You aren't sure whether it's true or not, but you repeat it to all your friends.

By the next week, everyone knew. At lunch, you see Alexa sitting alone. The kids at the next table--including the girl who told you Alexa was gay--are pointing and laughing. You do nothing to stop it, and neither does anyone else.

As you go to your next class, you see kids snickering as Alexa rushes down the hallway sobbing. You turn away and pull textbooks out of your locker.

In class, there is no sign of Alexa. She is not at her desk. You wonder where she is, but push the thought to the back of your mind.

When the bell rings, you scurry out and in the direction of your locker. In your haste, you make a wronng turn and see a strange door. Your curiosity heightens and you open it. Inside you see Alexa.

Only...she's not alive anymore. She had clearly gotten up onto a chair and hanged herself. Her once beautiful features were marred by the fact that her face is a grotesque purple color. If only you hadn't told everyone she was gay!

The next morning, you storm into the building and search for the girl that told you that Alexa was gay. You see her in the hallway. She leans over and whispers, "Amy's parents are terrorists. That's why they're never around. Tell all your friends."

You know she expects you to saunter off and spread her rumor. But not anymore.


She looks surprised as you go to tell Amy.

On Thursday, your boyfriend sprints up to you. Out of breath, he gasps, "Madison just told me that you're racist."

That's the last straw! You think. You produce a piece of paper and scribble an anonymous note. You run to the office.

The next morning, you see Madison in the office. She's clearly denying everything. A half hour later, you pass by the office on your way to P.E. and see Madison leaving the school. She's been suspended. Inside, you feel a little happy. It feels like a tribute to Alexa.

A tribute to the suicidal bully victims.

Post this on your profile if you're against bullying.

Dragon Ball Pact: "This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go and this is on my life!

"It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing."

"The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp."

Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow white barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears, Because love means facing your biggest fears.

GirlBoy= Love...Love

BoyBoy= Love...Is

GirlGirl= Love...Love

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

If you hate Edward Cullen and want to blast him to the other side of the gate so Edward Elric can kick his sparkly butt, copy and paste this.

If you know what the heck the last copy and paste was about, copy and paste this. xD\

That was the thing about Fate. All it did was set the path before you. It left you the free will to decide whether or not to walk it. In the end there was no one to blame but yourself, and no more crueler fate than the freedom to be responsible for every choice you make - Rose Zemlya, Reconciliation (EPIC Legend of Zelda fanfic!)


IF they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be the top rated show. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

It's the quiet ones you have to watch; they're the ones that grow up and become assassins... and then hunt you down. – profile of, Disgruntled Minion

'If you can't convince them, confuse them.'- Harry S. Truman

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." --Sign shown in a non-smoking zone

"In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this."

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off."

If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

"Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it."

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, BookHippie, A Child Of Ares,

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.


6 reasons not to mess with children:

Reason 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

Reason 2:

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

Reason 3:

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Reason 4:

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

Reason 5:

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

Reason 6:

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

I'm the kind of girl who gets straight A’s in every subject, but still can't operate a fan by use of a simple knob.

I'm the kind of girl who laughs at... nothing.

I'm the kind of girl who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar.

I'm the kind of girl who looks at Twilight and laughs at the cheesiness.

I'm the kind of girl who has a picture of Joe Jonas pasted to my dart board. DIE YOU STUPID JONAS BROTHER!

I'm the kind of girl who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist by name.

I'm the kind of girl who is willing to drop-kick Twilight books out of my apartment window.

I'm the kind of girl who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?"

I'm the kind of girl who reads rather than watching television.

I'm the kind of girl who is considered weird.

I'm the kind of girl who would've let Stupid Edward commit suicide.

I'm the kind of girl who thinks that Stephenie Meyer and all of her little vampires should be charged with first degree murder for the death of good literature.

I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care what you think.

I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care if you care what I think because I don't care what you think, so you needn't care what I think and I don't care.

I'm the kind of girl who plots against fictional characters.

I'm the kind of girl who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was.

I'm the kind of girl who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy.

I'm the kind of girl who wishes there was a law against stupidity.

I'm the kind of girl who finds what's lost where I already looked.

But I'm also the kind of girl who is











So maybe being this kind of girl isn't so bad after all.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

If you think I'm crazy you should meet my mother.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

That boy you punched in the hall today? Commited suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart.

Pain Meter:

When a doctor says: this won't hurt...It will

When a doctor says: This may hurt... It will... alot

When a doctor says: This will hurt... Brace for the pain

When a doctor says: In the long run this will help you... Start SCREAMING NOW!!

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Hi, my job is to annoy you.

Don't ever frown. You never know who's falling in love with your smile.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!

The voices assure me that I'm normal.

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name








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The New Ace of Spies


Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor






MindBender 10

April Mayz



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A Child Of Ares

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

-Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

-The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

-Children of rival gods can fall in love.

-No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

-Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

-The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

-Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

-Math teachers really are evil.

-Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

-Elvis was a magician. No, really.

-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

-Boomerangs can cast spells.

-It's possible to gamble moonlight.

-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.

-Rainbows have power.

-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

-Even plants can wage war.

-It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship.

-You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.

-Even Bacchus wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

-When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically.

If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

I went to an insane asylum to talk who led the building. I ask him, "How do you know if someone is insane?" "Well," he replies, "we fill a bathtub with water and offer them a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket; they have to empty the bathtub quickly." "Oh," I say, "so they will take the bucket because it is the biggest and holds the most water." He looks at me, "No. A normal person would pull the plug. Now, would you like a room with a bed near the window or by the door?"

Kane Chronicles Pledge:

I promise to remember Carter When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set When someone is clever and sly

When a cute boy catches my eye I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone And whenever I read The Red Pyramid I'll always remember this pledge.

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.

That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't (Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs)

(plus add your name down here:)

iki Arres,Minako-Nikita,Nika Nicollette,The Silent Book-reader, A Child Of Ares,

"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

I believe thirteen is a lucky number.

I believe we all talk to ourselves out of lonliness.

I believe we all find an obsessive character that our heart desires most.

I believe everyone is unique, some just try to hide it.

I believe that the whole world is brainwashed by Society.

I believe that I have no idea why everyone likes waffles so much.

I believe everyone has a soul mate; some people just have more than one: which makes everything a bit more complicated.

I believe the Internet is the most amazing thing ever created by the horrid thing called science.

I believe you have a secret.

I believe you just thought of that secret.

I believe girls are stronger than boys.

I also believe that having a kid is not the reason for my existence.

I believe that I HATE all sexist, and racist people, although everyone is, as they are brainwashed by Society.

I believe no one knows what happens after death, and the only reason old people are so invested into "religion" is because they are in fear of what happens after we die.

I believe that Nerds will one day rule the world, so we better be nicer to them.

I believer Stereotypes are for the hypocrites.

Menestral Cramps...

Mental Breakdowns...

Mental Stress...


That's no coincidence that most of our problems start with MEN.

The cactus thrives in the desert while the fern thrives in the wetland.

The fool will try to plant them in the same flowerbox.

The florist will sigh and add a wall divider and proper soil to both sides.

The grandparent will move the flowerbox halfway out of the sun.

The child will turn it around properly so that the fern is in the shade, and not the cactus.

The moral of the story? Kids are smart.

"If you live a long life, it will be a testament to your friends' self-control."

"There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not a fence."

"Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you."

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a flat tire."

"Hard times are behind you. Impossible ones lie just ahead."

"I'm not weird. I'm limited edition."

"There are two kinds of people in this world: you and everyone else."

"Everyone seems normal until you get to know them."

"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."

"You are so fake, Barbie is jealous."

"Why are you asking for a Barbie, if you are not a Ken?"

"Sometimes I get so weird, I even freak myself out."

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.) (my faves are in italics)
1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them, then push the wrong button.
26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.
36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Daddy's Poem:

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

- "Latte" is italian for "you paid too much for that coffee"

- I trust you've thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.

- We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.

- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

- I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?

- How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

- If superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?

- You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

- Will there be boys there? No mom, its a nun club.

Love Is Love: GuyGirl = GuyGuy = GirlGirl
I'm sorry, but I can't see the difference. LOVE IS LOVE!

3 Good Ways to Solve a Love Triangle:
1. Girls dump guy and go shopping.
2. Guys dump girl and get together.
3. One word: Threesome.
Now, isn't that much better than all that pointless angst?

I don't care if you're a gangsta, pull up your pants please!

A university professor challenged his students with this question: "Did God create everything that exists?"'

A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!"

"God created everything?" the professor asked.

"Yes, sir," the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?"

"Of course," replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir; darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton 's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course, as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down totally deflated.

The young man's name -- Albert Einstein

Dance like nobody's watching,

Sing like there's nobody listening,

Work like you don't need the money,

Love like you're never been hurt,

Laugh like everything's funny and,

Live like there's no tomorrow.

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

- - Frank Outlaw

"If power is Justice, then is weakness a crime?" - Zero/Lelouch (Code Geass)

"If the King does not lead, how can he expect his Pawns to follow?" - Zero/Lelouch (Code Geass)

"Screw the Angels and the Demons and their crap apocalypse. If they want to fight a war, they can find their own planet. We take'em all on. We kill the Devil, Hell, even Michael if we have to." "How?" "I got no idea. But what I do have is a GED and a 'Give'em Hell attitude' and i'll figure it out." Dean (Supernatural)

“It is simple: there is good and there is evil. There are those who commit crimes – and those who try and stop them. Both sides are opposites, as different as day and night, and the line between them is clear. Or at least, it’s supposed to be…” - Robin (Teen Titans)

"Have you ever played chess? Sometimes a well placed pawn is better than a king." - No idea ho said it (Castle)

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On the Road Again by LeeMarieJack reviews
Sam and Dean set out to drive to a new hunt. Along the way they make stops for food, lodging, laundry, gas, what ever. These stories are Dom!Sam / Sub!Dean Wincest as seen through Outsider's eyes. I love other P.O.V stories. Come along for the ride.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2h ago - Published: 3/26 - [Sam W., Dean W.]
The Fae Prince by LeeMarieJack reviews
A young Prince of the Fae is exiled to Earth by order of the King of the Seelie Court. While exploring this new world he runs into John and Dean Winchester and decides that perhaps it is better to hide among the Hunters instead of being the Hunted. Eventual M/M slash. Not Wincest as Sam and Dean are not related. They aren't even the same species.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,942 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 3/30 - [Dean W., Sam W.] John W., Bobby S.
Not Again by chaosgenes reviews
Dean unexpectantly loses his memory and it's up to Sam to figure out if he wants to leave him that way or go back to their failing relationship. On top of working cases, fighting angels, demons, and losing his brother, Sam doesn't expect to fall in love too. Set after Season 9x14.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,747 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 2/26 - [Sam W., Dean W.]
How Dean, kickass Guardian Angel, and Sam, his charge, saved the world by gwevyan reviews
Dean liked the guardian angel gig. Gabriel made him a kick-ass vessel, and his charges never needed more than an occasional glance. But those jobs were just a warm-up: for some reason Sammy Winchester's got Heaven and Hell after him, he's too often left all alone, and he refuses to believe that Dean's NOT as cuddly as a teddy bear. Castiel's welcome to stop laughing any time now.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,089 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel
Interchanged Fates: Book One by burnedwillow16 reviews
What if someone else found the egg in the Spine? What if Eragon was an elf? What if Arya was human? What if their fates had been reversed? crappy summary, but I don't know how to explain it. Chapter 19 is finally up guys. Enjoy.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,076 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Eragon S., Arya
Tigers' Bond by Dragonlover71491 reviews
What would happen if Kenshin was born into the Sohma family? What if he had been the tiger of the zodiac until Kisa’s birth? What if the two had a bond like no other? This is a Brother/Sister relationship!
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Kenshin, Kisa S. - Complete
Aeterna Nox by Asura Mori reviews
Set after the events of the Lucifer bullet. Train regains his adult form, only to be captured by Creed. Creed has his own plans for Train - More importantly, for the Black Cat. Creed/Train. Rated M.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,623 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Creed D., Train H.
Steel Trap by LiveInMyHead reviews
Pre-Series. Dean is breaking apart inside, drowning in depression. Something evil decides to take advantage of his struggle to push him closer to the edge for their own purposes. It will take the two other Winchesters to pull him back, but will they notice in time? Dean 18/Sam 14.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,304 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., John W. - Complete
Black and White Feathers by Fairy Tail Fanatic 4EVER reviews
Its been a week since the Black Wings, and Dark and Krad, were sealed. All was peaceful, or was it? What if Dark and Krad came back? What if they came back as six year olds. Get ready for ups and downs and new ways of looking at Dark and Krad. I came up with this because I saw a story like it once but I never found it after so I made my own. Krad and Dark (and maybe others) are OOC
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H., Dark M., Krad
Chains of Fantasia by Persephone1 reviews
Cowritten with LawliPOp. It is the nineteenth century. Suzaku works as a stage hand in the Avalon Opera House when a mysterious figure sweeps him away in a swirl of wonder and music. Will Suzaku succumb to The Phantom of the Opera?/ZeroXSuzakuXLelouch
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 129,032 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L.
Deadly Love by CutePiglet reviews
[RE-POSTING] Just an ordinary day at school, but when Yami goes to the bathroom, he sees something you don't see everyday; a dead, crying boy that looks exactly like him, wearing a black tuxedo with a bleeding cut across his heart, calling him Atemu.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,335 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Hanyou Kagome by Fire Inu Princess reviews
Inuyasha is a normal Teenage boy, Kagome a half demon sealed to the tree... This is just so twisted! Everyone is gunna be different... well almost everyone... This is what I think what would happen if it was the other way around R&R Story on hold, or may restart whole thing
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 135,402 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Hidden in Plain Sight by Momatu reviews
Set four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, three years after Draco was abducted by person or persons unknown. Draco is now living in a small Muggle community and working in a library with no idea the Wizarding World exists, until one day, a bloke with a mop of just-shagged black hair comes in for storytime with a little boy to get out of the rain. H/D Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,812 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lorelei in the Menagerie by Belladonna Lee reviews
HPDM Slash. "I think my dead son is haunting the manor," says Draco when Harry runs into him in an antique book shop. Driven by yearning and suspicion, Harry offers his help and is drawn into a web of secrets and half-forgotten nightmare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Burden of Being Me and You by Aecoris reviews
AU to season 4. DemonDean. Dean clawed his way out of Hell as a demon intent on stopping the apocalypse and the plans for his brother. Sam refuses to believe that this creature is Dean. They'll have to work together in order to stop the end of the world.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 156,596 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
(don't) follow the white rabbit by tysunkete reviews
Pacific Rim AU. "The key," Bookman states. "Is drift compatibility. Foolish boy, what makes you think you would be drift compatible with Kanda Yuu?" LaviYuu, past Alma/Kanda. Mature content towards the end.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,355 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Alma K. - Complete
What Lies Beyond Age by ryoucutie4ever reviews
Have you ever really explored the difference in age with Yami and Yugi's relationship? Here's a little humorous way to realize it! Yaoi Puzzleshipping! One-shot! I don't own the picture.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Life by jokergirl94 reviews
Just when everything was going great, Fate sticks her nose in rather Cancer does. AU Unrelated!Wincest. Death fic. Age reversal.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Hypnotized by Rellicam reviews
The angel Castiel knows he's in trouble from the first time he speaks to the strangely alluring captured demon Dean Winchester. Against everything he has ever been taught, he goes to Dean again and again, unable to tear himself away, unaware that he's giving Dean his fix too. demon!Dean, angel!Cas, slight AU
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Familiar by thewinchesterlifestyle reviews
He used to scoff when Sammy would talk about his witch. The 'connection' because how could what was essentially a stranger click everything into place? But Dean would die for Cas. And Cas would die for him. Familiar!Dean, Witch!Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Someone to Watch Over Me by dragonflybeach reviews
For four and a half years, Mary Winchester told her son as she tucked him into bed "Angels are watching over you." Really, it was just one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Michael, Dean W. - Complete
The Heart is Dying by Sister Assassin reviews
Innocence may be in London but it's not exactly an easy thing to find in the large space. Komui decides that the Exorcist's are going to need help; and who helps better than the Shadowhunters? The Exorcist gang meets the Shadowhunters. The Innocence is not going to be easy to find though. [Up for adoption.]
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,066 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Allen Walker, Will H., Jem C.
In Passing by PersephoneQ reviews
Michael came and went as the years passed, always slightly different but never really changing. It was a wonder Dean even remembered his name. But when you meet an angel, even just once, its rather hard to forget.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Dean W., Michael - Complete
Strange Beginnings by PersephoneQ reviews
This is the story of how Dean ended up marrying his fathers ex-fiancé's nephew after only two hours while completely sober. Ducifer. Possibly a series.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Dean W., Lucifer - Complete
Broken Pieces by dragonflybeach reviews
End!Verse. How Dean broke and Castiel fell and the two of them spiral downwards hurting each other until Past!Dean finds them in 2014. How they ended up at Camp Chitaqua and why Baby was rusting away. Why Dean was willing to say Yes to Michael and why Cas was willing to follow Dean to his death. Slash and violence and death and a whole lot of angst.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
You Stole My Heart by BlackButteflyE reviews
Cupids are running around town causing people to confess not paying attention at all to the ones who get rejected. However when the rejected person's hearts going missing the Winchesters decide to get involved. What if Dean gets hit with Cupid's arrow and confesses to Cas but gets rejected due to a misunderstanding? What will Sam and Cas do to save the cursed Dean?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,987 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
It Started With Summer Vacation by Chibi Kuriboh reviews
SUMMARY CHANGED. Yugi is an extremely rich young man. He sees a teen that seems interested in him, then he hears something that hurts his heart. With a little help from his new friends a little payback is on the cards. What will happen? Yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,441 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Atem, Yūgi M.
Olympian Parents by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Percy and co. expected to have a relaxing, semi-normal vacation after the end of Gaea. Instead their parents call them up to Olympus so the gods could enjoy being kids for a while! Now the heroes of Olympus are their parents babysitters! JasonxPercy Slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Percy J., Jason G.
Manila Hearts by Likhoradka reviews
AU. Destiel. Castiel is a cupid assigned to Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,722 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
And Beats High Mountain Down by BookkeeperThe reviews
Sam is concussed and hallucinating; Dean is crippled and drugged to the gills. It is, in short, about the worst possible moment for sudden, unexpected time travel. [Teenchesters/season seven]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Fine by PHDinSPN reviews
A weechester story. Sam's teacher gains insight into the winchester boys when Dean's late to pick up Sammy. Outsider POV
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Baby by mapal reviews
A witch curses the Impala and turns it human. Baby isn't quite what Dean expects. Destiel with a side of Dean/Impala
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Dean W., Impala - Complete
Never Let Go by Obsessive Child reviews
Stuck in Konoha, all Edward Elric wants is to get back to Amestris. But when he forms unlikely bonds with Itachi Uchiha and his brother, added to that a crazy kid in orange, will Edward want to leave?
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 217,960 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Edward E.
Gin and Jag by TheResurrectionist reviews
Outside POV of Sam and Dean from a serial killer. "They were a matched pair, he decided, and nothing could be more beautiful. Their elegance was striking, from the way they held themselves to the beauty of their features, an unearthly pair he had to have. He didn't usually go for the stronger looking ones, but these two were a prime example of exceptions." Part two is up!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Lust Arrow by Zeraphie reviews
A word of advice: When running into Cupid, the Archer of Love, restrain from insulting him. Otherwise, you'll end up just like Leo: angry, stuck in France with a broken warship, shot in the head with a Lust Arrow, and wanting nothing more than to get in the pants of Jason Grace. Not that there were hidden feelings before that. He'll swear on his life. Leo x Jason, Slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,989 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Jason G., Leo V.
Family Bond by Twins of the Earth reviews
Several years after living through her twin sister, Kikyo, killing her family and village, Kagome is raising 4 kids on her own. One day she meets a mysterious silver haired stranger who offers to help her after she saves his life. Could everything change for the better or will it all crash and burn? InuXKag, slight MirXSan, SessXKagu and many more. Rate T for murders and killings.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,280 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Gladys the Deathbringer by Risa McDohl reviews
The formidable Gladys is said to be able to bring an end to any loving relationship by using forbidden magic to manipulate the memories and perceptions of her victims. How will Natsu and Gray fare against such a foe? NatsuxGray.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,876 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Gray F., Natsu D.
Feed Me Fake Memories by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Jason walks up from yet another head injury on the Argo II as they head toward Rome, with strange memories. It's not his time with Piper he remembers, but with Leo, confusing everyone. Piper begins worrying if their relationship is based on lies, or if there is yet another goddess behind this. Jason/Leo. Slash. One-Shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
Homeward Bound by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Black Notebook by Midnightscreamer reviews
Yugi finds a notebook in the park and begins to write things in it. Little does he know that someone else can see and reply to whatever he's written! This leads him into an adventure, with danger at every turn! A/U Not Yaoi. Rated T. COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,129 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Yūgi M., Atem - Complete
Sick by Elvira Rayne reviews
Ed's sick so Al reports in to a curious Roy Mustang. You know what they say, Curiosity killed the cat! Roy finds Ed in a terrible condition and helps him get better. The next day Roy gets sick while he's in the office and watches Ed, who is amused by the whole thing and he goes up to him and...RoyEd. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Yugioh Robin Hood by Wordsorcereress reviews
Dartz is a Phoney Pharaoh. Yami is; "Yami Atem" fighting to get his kingdom restored. Yugi is a Prince betrothed to Yami before Dartz moved in. What will happen in my version of Robin Hood Yugioh style? YY RB MM IMa SJ.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,001 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Me Against The World by LucienSeraphim32 reviews
A modern Romeo and Juliet story. Yami is the orphaned only child of the Sennen fortune, but he's got a problem. His father's competition, Kaiba Corp's CEO Seto Kaiba and his cousin Marik Mouto are Yami's arch nemeses...and he's fallen in love with Marik's younger brother, Yugi. Can Yami overcome the obstacles in their way so Yami and Yugi can be together forever, or die trying?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
The Professionals by LolaAnn reviews
The guys visit a pharmacy after Dean gets injured on a hunt. Of course their visit is a memorable one. Outside POV, Genfic, Season 3.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sleeping Dragon by Omi-Omi reviews
When Draco loses his memory, Harry struggles to recognise the man he loves. As they get to know each other again, can Harry overcome his sense of loss? And will Draco ever remember that he loves Harry? Written for the HD Glompfest 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,267 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lost Memories by phantomworks reviews
"I wish that Yami's memories were completely destroyed." Blue-eyes narrowed in vanity. There was no way that little Twerp was going to take Yami from her now...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
A small love by damncritic reviews
"No! I promised I'll take care of you and give you your happy ever after!" said the blond kid. Who was half his size and looked like half his age. Roy can only stare in mute horror and wondered how he will get out of this. Roy x Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Roy M., Edward E.
Enchanted Seas by phantomworks reviews
As kids, mermen Yugi and Yami were never very nice to each other. Now ten years later, Yami was expecting to see the same annoying runt as before, but why is he suddenly starting to see Yugi in a different way and -dare he say it?- *like* him?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Ending in Ebony by Itadakimasui-chan reviews
Suigetsu is a lonely, bored, and poor sixteen year old. Sasuke is a rich orphan in constant search for his brother. If the lavender-eyed teen could lead him to Itachi, what would Sasuke do to get answers? SasuSui yaoi with lemons in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,129 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U.
Angel Child by InuVampireChan reviews
Yugi has the ability to see ghost. When he was 6 he met a ghost named Yami. Because of his mom he was forced to forget about him. What happens when Yami shows up 12 years later and Yugi doesn't remember him.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,592 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Brother's Keeper by InuYashaReader reviews
InuYasha goes to give Kagome her backpack back, but ends up having his own soul ripped from his body at the well. InuYasha wakes up, seven hundred years into the past, a youkai, and in the Lord of the Western Land's castle. That Lord is not Sesshomaru.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,872 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
A Defiant Confession by creepweirdoloser reviews
Roy tried his best to control the urge to laugh out loud when he watched Ed, who was standing there, clenching his fists, with his golden, demanding eyes promising that Roy wouldn't get off easily if he dared to say 'no'… RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Genetics by kariuchiha19 reviews
Maka, Soul, and Crona are sent to take care of a Kishin Egg. Since Spirit isn't around, they need to take along Sasori, Maka's little brother. While out there, Sasori finds a small blonde boy. "Do you know? My blood is black." SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Awkward Romancing by StarCrussader6 reviews
Sequal To 'Why Does Gray Strip'When Star blackmails Gray to go on a date he's surprised she isn't the person he's going on it with, instead it's Natsu!Will Gray be able to keep his mask of hatred up? Or will it break?M for later chapters maybe DISCONTINUES Sorry Guys T T
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,927 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Natsu D., Gray F.
If at First You Don't Succeed by HarleyD reviews
Blaise doses Draco with a love potion and he of course is all over Harry, and after Harry fixes it Blaise does it again. And again. Eventually Draco should get the point, right? Unapologetic fluff here. And maybe a little OOCness, enjoy! m/m
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,745 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Goblin vs Vampire by Musical Ninja reviews
While on a mission, Kantarou is kinapped by a vampire. At the same time, Haruka has something he wants to tell Kantarou. Will Haruka save his master in time? Will he confess his love? Does Kantarou feel the same way about Haruka? On hold! Writers block.
Tactics - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Haruka, Kantarou
Stubbornness and Daddy issues by PersephoneQ reviews
When Dean gets in an accident that leaves him with a concussion, he forgets everything except Hell. Unfortunately for the Winchesters, things are never just that simple. AU Season 5-ish.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dean W., Alastair
Identity by kariuchiha19 reviews
Deidara is a vampire, though he has never met with another one of his kind. One incident will change that and it has him asking himself one question, "Who...Just who AM I?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
A Song for Myself by lumisakom reviews
'The Fallen Angels' - a death metal band Roy absolutely loathes. However, when dragged along to one of their concerts against his will, he finds himself intoxicated by the lead singer and guitarist... to his dismay. Roy/Ed, completely AU. Songfic. HIATUS
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,876 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Edward E., Roy M.] Maes H.
The Ice Court by MiyuTanemura reviews
AU. Forced to undergo an arranged marriage, Natsu runs to the forest where he meets Gray and is led to an astounding place. But the mysteries that are waiting to be unveiled run deep... And who will break the curse? Natsu/Gray
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Natsu D., Gray F.
Fake Boyfriends by AlixNight reviews
Natsu and Gray are rivals in the modeling industry, but it's not so simple when word about the two being a couple circulates the school. Gray thinks that going along with the ruse will keep fangirls at bay and poor Natsu is caught in the eye of the storm.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Natsu D., Gray F.
Akatsuki Gender Trouble by Silverstonedragon reviews
Sequel to Akatsuki Girl Trouble.What happens when Konan and Pein have an argument about which gender is harder to be,and everyone else gets involved whether they like it or not?They get to see which one is harder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Waves of the Undone by Nekoichi reviews
Natsu is a crossdressing noble who is engaged to the Duke's son, Gray Fullbuster. But on the day of a dock ceremony Gray's prized ship gets highjacked, along with his fiancé! More details inside! YAOI WARNING! SPOILER WARNING! Mainly Gajeel X Natsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,401 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Gajeel R., Natsu D.
Philosopher in a Bottle by Nekoichi reviews
Mustang is a well known famous treasure hunter, who is now in search of a mythical artifact known as the Lamp of Red Jewels. Although, current owner of this artifact is the prince of Arabia, Prince Envy. Who is determined to keep it's true powers a secret
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,811 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Our Future by LoveAnime101 reviews
Kagome has always been able to go through the well with no problem at all. But what happens when she goes through and it doesnt bring her to the feudal era she's used to. And who are these new people she meets? Can she possibly know them? I own NOTHING! Edited and re-uploaded.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Xaltian Sights by Silverceil reviews
In exchange for the Elrics' attempt at human transmutation, the Gate sends Ed into a far away land with no memories of his past. Seven years later, Roy pays a visit to an eastern town in Amestris, having heard word of an alchemic genius residing the area.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,096 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
A World Unseen by RoseDragonWitch reviews
After her family decides to move, Kagome is forced to leave her hometown. The last thing she wanted was her parents to take a wrong turn… into the Spirit World. Where are all these demons and spirits coming from? And whose the guy with the dog ears?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,871 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Angel's Devil:Actors edition by YugiYamiAtem reviews
You think being a actor is easy well think again.Out running fan-girls,dying and re-dying hair,talking to stuck up co-stars,having a boyfriend as one also,and don't forget the actual acting!Being a angel and devil actor not so bad and doing it in leather
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Yūgi M., Atem
Finding Out by creepweirdoloser reviews
And then Al saw it. On the coach. There was a pair of white gloves. Shorter than Ed's owns. And there were a familiar sign on them. They were Colonel Mustang's cloves. His clothes, all over their living-room.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Vampyre Story by Cazuuki reviews
A new family moves in that never comes out during the day. Are they vampyres like the rumors say? If so Yugi wants to find out, but will he get more than he bargains for?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,045 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Yami Bakura, Yūgi M.
Ryou Bakura : Mad Scientist by sway-babysway reviews
Ryou is an inventive young scientist focused on mixing the DNA of animals with the DNA of humans. One Halloween night he spies someone new that he could use. Oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Within the Pages of a Book by kariuchiha19 reviews
Deidara is a young warlock. He sneaks into his grandfather's library to find spell books. What he finds instead may change his life. SasoDei. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,223 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Ben or His Car? by luna snow demon reviews
I can't belive that no one thought of this! Ben ask Kevin that classic question,'me or the car' Slash first Bevin
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Secrets left unsaid by kyouko68 reviews
Lucy finds out a deep secret about Gray. He has feelings for Natsu. What will the Celestial Wizard do to find out if Natsu feels the same way? Gray/Natsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
My Siren Love by AteKake reviews
Yami lives in a fishing village known as Domino. Taught to always be careful of the tricky mermaid, known to trick a man into his death. Finally meeting the eyes of this creature, are they truly as horrific like the stories? DISCONTINUED
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Alchemist meets Exorcist by AnimeloverWinry reviews
Edward Elric is sent to the DGM world after passing through the gate once again. Kanda and Lavi are sent to London because of a weird rumor. What will happen? Read and find out! Rated T for Edwards colorful mouth -cough-cusing-cough-
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Edward E., Allen Walker
Circle of Influence by Obsessive Child reviews
That night, he met more than Miss Policewoman. He met an investigator, a person who seemed strangely interested in exorcists… a doctor by the name of Edward Elric. No Slash.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,907 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Edward E., Allen Walker
How the Elrics Stole Miniskirtmas by Winds of Water reviews
...or at least made a valiant attempt.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Life's Choices by Chronic.Jay reviews
Inuyasha has finally come of age, now there are those seeking him out in hopes to mate the hanyou. Between searching for the Jewel Shards, hunting down Naraku, and dodging his suitors will Inuyasha ever settle down with a mate and who will he choose?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Inuyasha, Miroku
Alchemy Crossed with a Fruits Basket by Manga-Otaku121344 reviews
FMA crossed with Fruits Basket! Who is not excited? Ed ends up in Fruits Basket time instead of Germany. Alchemy is real in the Fruits Basket world just no one knows it. Follows the first FMA anime and sort of follows Fruits Basket manga READ&REVIEW!
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,204 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
Lucy's Husbands by LovelessMe reviews
Worried and curious about her future on who will be her husband, Lucy use her new obtained key to send her to the future, only to find that she was married to someone she was least expected. LucyX?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
All Hallows' Eve by Shifteraei reviews
To celebrate Halloween, Mirajane organises a guild-wide game of hide and seek, costumes mandatory of course. But knowing Mira, could it possibly be anything that innocent? GrayxNatsu with hints of AlzackxBisca and GajeelxLevy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
The Pirate's Curse by SecretDime reviews
Gray finds himself locked aboard the infamous pirate ship the Fairy Tail. Nothing is as it seems aboard the legendary vessel and nothing but mystery surrounds the demon captain. All the characters from Fairy Tail as pirates!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Gray F., Natsu D.
Dead Brother by sathreal reviews
Melinda has to help a young boy find his brother and a pocket watch so that he can crossover...but are there more unsolved buisness than the boy is letting on? A FMa/ Ghost whisper crossover
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ghost Whisperer - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Alphonse E., Melinda
Beautiful Target by WookieCookie reviews
When Kyo realizes he is head over heels in love with Yuki, he tries to win the cat's love - or die trying. Uke!Kyo Unbetaed
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Love Convict by crossmyheart1207 reviews
AU. Deidara was an innocent man. Of that much, Sasori was sure. The problem was that nobody else believed him. Not even the accused. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Tale by Clockwork Soul reviews
-Oneshot, AU, Yaoi, Drabble- Asgard, School of Myth on the Isle of Thule, houses many odd creatures. Hear as a Vampire and Shadow tells the tale of how they got there to their friends. Puzzle, Puppy, Tender, and Bronze shippings.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Akatsuki's Chibis by kariuchiha19 reviews
It's been eleven years since they had last pulled off a mission. Eleven years since they had parted ways. Now, there is a new interest revealed, thus, they come out of retirement. There is...just a few different things...five to be specific...Yaoi Pairins
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Oak and the Stranger by tandra88 reviews
Poetry Bug. Secret online love. Rivals in real life. Too bad they don't know it's each other.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Wrath of the Pharaoh by Ms. Zeal reviews
COMPLETE. Yugi attends a card tournament in the United States, but even here there is someone after the Puzzle. However, it is not shadow magic this man seeks but the soul of the Pharaoh.
Crossover - Mummies Alive! & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,409 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Nefer-Tina, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Yami no Game by Eren-kun reviews
Yugi was sent on Bayville, New York and study there for 3 months. Will the X-men find out the truth about Yugi and the existence of Yami? Please R&R
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Yūgi M.
Coming Home by Wolf Blossom reviews
She has been waiting for twelve long months for the return of her husband from war. She stands there in the airport, with her three children, watching the soldiers march out. She stands there, waiting for her husband. ONE SHOT
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Masquerade by Shifteraei reviews
Mirajane is planning a masquerade ball and everyone has to dress up! But could she an ulterior motive? Rated T for safety's sake. GrayxNatsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
On a wing by Karasu.no.Kitsune reviews
After suffering from amnesia, Deidara is taken in by Itachi to try and remember. But when he finds out about the little 'project' they've been forced into, and this strange, dormant feeling in the presence of a certain redhead, what will ensue? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Showstoppers by Mysty Midnight reviews
-AU- It seems like fate when runaway Lucy meets fire-breathing Natsu, a member of the Fairy Tail Circus - but there's more to them than meets the eye.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,298 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Spying Worries by Black-Cat164 reviews
Kyo spys on Yuki and Hatsuharu and ends up admitting his feelings. AU, OOC, Slash, Established relationship, Pre-slash threesome Please vote on the poll on my profile.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Haunting Love by FleetlingAmethyst reviews
Rivalshipping; Yugi didn't even want to spend the night in a haunted mansion, espically when an unexpected twist keeps him and Kaiba togeather by force. To make matters worse, Joey disappears and he is the only one who can free them. Discontinued.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,034 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Yūgi M., Seto K.
Female Facade by Ryo Nightray reviews
A jutsu gone wrong leaves Deidara trapped in the form of a woman, and Sasori must help reverse the change before it's too late. But in these strange circumstances, not only genders change, but hearts too. Contains excitement, sorrow and love. SASODEI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
All Boy School by Lexy4KagInu reviews
HIATUS! Kagome dresses like a guy to get into an all-boy school and save her twin brother's reputation as an athlete... But she must resist falling in love with her dreamy roommate.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,484 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
I Can See It, Deep Inside You by Ms. Unlucky reviews
Dean get's hit with a curse with more than just one side effect. Sam tries his best, but in the end it's up to Cas to comfort the terrified Hunter. Featuring: De-aged!Dean, Hurt!Dean, Powers! sort of? Dean and Fluff... Um, oh and cuddling. :D
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Akai Ito by chippo843 reviews
Gray is able to see the red strings of fate on others and himself. He finds out who is soul mate is, and was not expecting it to be a boy. Though what is he to do if his soul mate starts to fall for someone else? -Oneshot-
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Natsu D., Gray F. - Complete
Tis the Season by Arium reviews
Who said it needs to be December for a little Christmas spirit? Mirajane doesn't think so, and decides to spread her Christmas cheer by decorating the guild with mistletoe. Oh, dear...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
The Ghost of You by FiwiKruit reviews
Wincest AU. The Winchesters aren't hunters, and Sam died as a small child. His ghost lives on with Dean. This is Wincest, you have been warned.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Alchemist of Youkai Academy by Emeraldsblood reviews
A Deal with Truth gets Edwards stuck in a school for monsters.Will he survive? First fanfic
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Edward E.
Cold Touch by Midnight'ssong22 reviews
"My name is Yugi Moto. I am 16 years old and I attend Domino High. I have three friends. Joey, Tristan, and Tea. Currently I'm single. I seem like a pretty normal kid right? Not exactly." Ever heard of Frigophobia? YamiXYugi. Yaoi, don't like, don't read
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Nobody Loves A Moron by clair beaubien reviews
Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Weapons of Escape by kariuchiha19 reviews
The headlines of all the newspapers read the same thing: "THE ARMS DEALER HAS BEEN CAPTURED! REPEAT, KATSU DEIDARA, HAS BEEN CAPTURED!" What does this mean for Both Deidara and Sasori? Sasodei. Don't like, Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
A Hero's Welcome by ananova reviews
After saving a village, the gang are treated to a feast in their honor. Kagome notices Inuyasha not taking part in the festivities and tries to encourage him to join only to discover what the problem is.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Forgotten Promise by NikoriTomatoes reviews
Deidara tells Sasori he's moving. They make a promise to never forgot each other. Deidara's parents die in a car crash. 7 years later Deidara comes back but finds that Sasori forgot about him and tries to make Sasori remember him. Will he fail or not?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Bleeding rose by VannuroRB reviews
After accepting stranger Atemu into his home, Yugi starts to notice odd things about the stranger. Things that don't seem to make sense. Blindshipping, yaoi, and stuff!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,380 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
Water in a Glass by Beth4LC reviews
Sam saves Dean from the deal by changing the body Dean inhabits. But there are consequences, and they have a lasting effect on Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Seven Secrets by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Makarov is bored, and thus devises a plan to amuse himself: trick everyone in Fairy Tail into spilling their seven deepest, darkest secrets. What scarring confessions will await him, and what will he do when his children find out they've been tricked?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Makarov D., Mirajane S. - Complete
Admit It by Mizuki Harana reviews
Ichi x Zero. Zero is upse because of something Ichi said. Ironically, it is all to his advantage in the end. Rated T for yaoi. First Mamotte! Fic. One-shot.
Mamotte! Lollipop - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Ichii, Zero - Complete
Zero to Hero by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When Politeness Fails by obsidianLight16 reviews
Deidara and Itachi didn't hate each other. They just…opted to stay away from one another as much as possible. And it wasn't possible that morning. But then Itachi did the unexpected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Diamond Flower by Aleyerrad reviews
On a mission to retrieve a possible Innocence and its accommodator, the exorcists are thrown into a side of the world they never knew existed when they witness the destruction of an akuma by human hands. What is Chronos, and who are the Numbers?
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,868 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011
Groceries by The Deidara Effect reviews
Deidara is broke, homeless, and the only place willing to - read: forced to - hire him is an unusually-named convenience store. AU - Las Vegas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,452 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Deidara's Nendo Bakuden Prank by JessicaG.1234 reviews
Summary: Deidara plays a prank on Tobi that goes a little too far. And for once, Tobi is furious and won't forgive Deidara. How far will Deidara have to go to get Tobi's forgivness? DeidaraXTobi or DeiTobi whatever floats your boats
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,637 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Protect Me, Hold Me, Love Me by ananova reviews
What happens when Kouga kidnaps Kagome after Inuyasha transforms into a full youkai? Will Inuyasha be able to save her this time? Not for Kouga lovers. Warning: Attempted rape. Reedited on 8/5/11.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,460 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
False Love by Yugicanbesexy reviews
Yugi is stuck in an arranged marriage to his abusive older cousin Heba, after one night Yugi decides to run away to the city. There he meets Yami a music teacher who shows him a new type of love and what a true relationship should be like...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Midna: A Typical Faerie Tale by serina-phantom reviews
FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. Yugi's life is normal until the day he meets a Faerie Knight named Yami. Now Yugi learns that he's not really who he thinks he is, and that he just might be a part of the world of Faeries and darkness. YYY BR SJ MM
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,318 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Friggin' Walnuts by obsidianLight16 reviews
The one time Deidara tries to be nice to Itachi- it just has to completely backfire!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Curiosity by Lyraeon reviews
Or, A Pair of Shorts Between Friends. Dawn walks in on May trying on Winnie's shorts. Exchanging of clothes ensues, followed by removal of clothes, followed by a bit of education for the naive Coordinator...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2011 - May/Haruka, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Akatsuki Fever by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori leaves a sick Deidara home at the base for the day to complete a mission on his own, trusting the others to take good care of him as fellow comrades. What a mistake! The Akatsuki is sent into chaos when a head cold and fever get way out of hand
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Love Potion by Nokoli reviews
When Winry screws things up majorly via a love potion mishap, Ling and Ed are brought closer together. But how will Greed complicate things? And when did Rose show up...? Ling/GreedxEd Au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
Save the Last Dance for Me by RoseDragonWitch reviews
Kagome is a single mom who raised her son on her own since her husband left her. Inuyasha is a single father who cared for his daughter since his wife died. Kagome, a preschool teacher, Inuyasha, a martial arts master, will their kids bring them together?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 127,041 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Dance With Me by mosherocks4 reviews
School Dances are a bummer to Gray, why? Well...you'll find out when he tells a certian scarf wearing,pink haired boy his deepest secret. GrayXNatsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
The Tale of Shadow Hood by the.lady.dragona reviews
Atem, once the son of nobility and now a vigilante who steals from the rich and gives to the poor, is determined to save the people of Nottingham from the evil clutches of King Pegasus. Yaoi. YYY and mentions of others.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Atem, Yūgi M.
Half Demon Assassin Kagome by Fire Inu Princess reviews
Ever since birth Kagome has been trained to kill for her master Naraku. Killing without hesitation. Killing without remorse. Without feeling anything. But, that was then, and this is now. For she is told to kill the young lord Inuyasha. Why is it that
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
SasoDei Underneath Thunderstorms by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori's life changed when he was five years old, when he first saved the life of the infant blonde merman. But now can Sasori save Deidara from the evil clutches of a certain sinister pink haired girl? Let's all hope so. Mermen and Mermaids, ahoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Strangers at the Pool by CastielLovesDean reviews
Dean and Castiel go to a pool for fun and relaxation. Dean gets jealous when someone else shows interest in Castiel. Destiel. Slash. Written for Kyatariina for the 75th review of Cas's Logical Sequel.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
My Slytherins by Elysia1 reviews
COMPLETE: A missing moment featuring Remus' boggart lesson with the Slytherins. Set in Harry's third year. Protective Snape and generally awesome Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Remus L., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Cheese Sandwich by Lil' Dark reviews
The shortest piece I have ever written for a one-shot. Yami and Yugi make up their weddinglist and Yami thinks that Yugi can read his thoughts.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Regality by Selene Nightshade reviews
AU. One hundred days is a short period of time. However, a certain king believes that it's all the time he'll need to turn a defiant prince into his queen. It's odd how love works, but romance is only a game. Kingcrabshipping fic and more couples later.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Jack A., Yūsei F.
Weapons of Deception by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sequel to Weapons Disguised as Words! There are new threats apearing, what will Deidara and Sasori do? SasoDei, don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,393 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Alls Fair in Love and War by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Multiple romances. Sesshomaru comes to realize as Inuyasha grows older that he feels more for his younger sibling than he thought.SessxInu, Yoko KuramaxKoga, TaishoxMaleOC. Yaoi. AU. OOC. Mpreg. EDIT IN PROGRESS
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 144,602 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
If I Die Young by Magician of Khemet reviews
Based off the song. Team 5D's takes a break and finds out something pretty sad about one of their dearest members. Oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Yūsei F. - Complete
A Modern Fairytale by the.lady.dragona reviews
Yugi is a normal teen with nothing going for him, that is, until a strange man dressed in outlandish clothes comes into the game shop, begging the boy to hide him. Could this be the fairytale the small boy is looking for? Yaoi: YYY some SJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
The Key by Yugicanbesexy reviews
A REAL Vampire and werewolf love romance. Yami is an opressed slave for the Vampire queen Anzu, whereas Yugi is a half dog half boy creature being shown on a Freak Show. How can two completely different people come together...and save each others life?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Die For Me by Luvlylady reviews
What if you had to choose between burning with the one you love, or drowning with the one who'll love you forever? "I have loved for many years. You are my life and my love. And I will have you, even if I have to murder you..."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
he says, she says by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
Apparently, Natsu is pregnant.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Split Souls by the.lady.dragona reviews
The prince of Egypt is a sickly boy who suffers from seizures, but darkness is brewing and enemies of the royal family are around every corner. Can he find what he's missing before the shadows consume him? Set in Ancient Egypt YxYY and others.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,075 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Atem, Yūgi M.
Domino Institution by x.Vivace reviews
Between his abusive dad and his urges to break the law, Marik's life sucks. One day, he's caught stealing and is sentenced to community service at the local mental ward, where he meets Bakura, a boy who may be too much for him to handle. Thiefshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,682 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Repair by phantomdare1 reviews
After curing of all EVOs, Providence still remains as a high-profile peacekeeper, with new dangers in place of EVOs. When rumors of a certain group of rather strange people comes to their attention, Rex doubts this was the end of it. -set to be rewritten-
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,317 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Edward E., Rex S.
Teacher Troubles by PuddingInGreatPain reviews
Drabble. '"The Fullmetal Alchemist." He shook his head at the irony. He hadn't told any of his students his state name'. 'his students understood the pain that was the Flame Alchemist.' Edward teaches at Hogwarts. Might become a series of drabbles.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
The Boy by ReconAnime58 reviews
Edward Elric has been missing for 5 years. When Mustang adn his Crew get invited to King Bradleys house, they find a boy with the same looks and name as Ed. Only Problem, He's a chimera. How will things turn out? PARENTAL ROY/ED! Rated T for mild language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Don't Fear the Reaper by spirithorse reviews
Yugi is a reaper, one who separates the souls from the body at the moment of death. Yami is a man who can see and talk to ghosts. Yugi is sent to the town of Fairwater to investigate a recent increase in deaths and find out more than he ever wanted to.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,698 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Before The Black Cat by Mononoke-hime x sukai kurora reviews
When Train Heartnet is shot with the bullet Lucifer, he becomes a ten year old child. However, he is actually is ten years old. While Sven and Eve try to figure out how to reverse Train, Rinslet and Train are being stalked by shadows bent one revenge.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Train H., Sven V. - Complete
We Meet Again by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
Young Justice is accidentally transported to another dimension in which their mentors have no idea who they are. Things get complicated. Fast. YJ cartoon crossover into a world similar to JL cartoon.
Crossover - Justice League & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,067 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
Babysitting with Inuyasha by MoonlightSpirit reviews
When Inuyasha returns to the Kagome's time to drag her back to the Fedual Era, he's surprised to find her babysitting her one year old cousin, Leila. Leila immediately adores Inuyasha, and Kagome sees a side of Inuyasha she's never seen before.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Voices by Zanzibar1 reviews
A wandering voice offers Inuyasha a chance to change his past. If he takes it, then he will happily live the rest of his days with Kikyo. If he doesn't take it, the quest for the jewel shards will continue, and he will have met those he now calls friends.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Inuyasha - Complete
Edward, I love you by yaoiwriter1212 reviews
"Well, you said something about sex earlier, what's that?" Edward blushed slightly, and turned away from Ling completely. "Sex? Oh, well, why don't I show it to you instead?" Ling said, standing up and walking towards Edward.PWP yaoi LingxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
Switch by chippo843 reviews
The moment the day began already something was up. What happens when you wake up to find not your lover, but someone else's? How did this happen? Can it be fixed or only worsen? You'll have to read to find out! Enjoy! Pairings: NatsuXGray and ErzaXLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Natsu D., Gray F.
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Magic War by Chakat StarDust reviews
crossover with Shaman King. Shamans have been declared evil and Yugi is their spy in the human base while the shamans hide in a secret valley. Can Yugi keep his secret safe? yaoi will occur! Please try it!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,161 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Yūgi M. - Complete
Family Feuds by the.lady.dragona reviews
Two families, fated to hate one another. One of light, one of Shadow. Both with a common enemy. Can this enemy bring about the prophesy, or will it destroy both families beyond repair? YYY with side of RB MM and SJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Tangled Web by SeraphimXII reviews
Azazel was sent out to find a special child. In Mary he was promised Sam but found Dean. Destiny is about to come to it's head with a few twists and turns along the way.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dean W.
A Promise Kept by Font reviews
Childhood friends separated find each other years later, only one doesn't remember the other.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Dark Ones by phantomworks reviews
Once every few centuries, there are those born with immensely destructive powers. They bring terror to everyone until their last dieing breath. Or at least, they did. you think the Dark Ones are the Yamis? you are. Dead. Wrong.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Ash Ketchem's Fairy Tales by AruaPearl44 reviews
Do to me. I have sent Ash, some villains, his old gangs, and his new one, and the legendaries into a story book. The only way for them to be free is for you to review and give me ideas of stories and casts. They need your help.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,462 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi
Akatsuki Girl Trouble by Silverstonedragon reviews
Deidara goes to sleep one night after wishing he were a girl so Tobi would love him.Now he is a girl.Will he turn back,or will he stay a girl?Will Tobi love him?TobiDeiPlease enjoy.Rewrite in progress
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Seven Days to Suffer by serina-phantom reviews
While practicing her magic, Mana transforms the hikaris into girls! Her spell will wear off in 7 days, but over that time, the hikaris must survive their crazy lover yamis, their friends trying to dress them up, and the horror of female life! YYY BR MM SJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,801 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
And Then There Were Two by Egyptian Rose reviews
Based on the Story, "Ten Little Indians" By Agatha Christie. Ten People stay the week in a mansion but each holds a deadly secret. Can Yami and Yugi Figure out what's going on before everyone is killed off one by one? Y/YY Main. J/S, M/YM, R/B
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,084 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Psychic Academy by phantomworks reviews
In a future not too far from now, people will discover that they have extrordinary powers that will bend the very fabric of the universe. these people are calle psychics. however, there are some that want these powers for themselves...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
The Silver Band by Sincerely Ash reviews
Edward comes to visit for Christmas, and to get some automail repairs. When Al finds a ring on his brother's finger, he is set to figure out who Edward is marrying! What will ensue? RoyXEd AlXWinry YAOI On Pause Until Further Notice
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Stay Away! by phantomworks reviews
Yami is just your *normal* delivery man on his daily route when he drops off packages to a new customer. Who is this mysterious person and why do they only want girls to give them boxes?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Winter's Heartbreak by Froooooooooooooooooooooost reviews
Deidara accidentally blows up Sasori's room. Sasori gets mad at him and tells Deidara something which sends Deidara out into the snow crying. When Sasori looks for him, he finds a Deidara which is unconscious and barely breathing! What will Sasori do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Past That Repeats Itself by Emalynne-Blackwell reviews
Sasuke notices that Team Hebi reminds him too much of Team Kakashi. How can Sasuke get by when all the painful things he remembers begin to happen all over again? Can he be comforted and even happy? SasuSui, Hints of past SasuNaru, Slight JuugoKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H.
Soul Dissonance by LAWchan89 reviews
"...No." "W-what?" Down on one knee, holding open the small velvet box, Soul Eater felt like the most uncool-no, the absolute lamest person on the planet.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Bloody fur by phantomworks reviews
Yami's childhood friend is attacked by vampires. Maybe even killed. When Yami recieves the ability to transform into a werewolf along with his frineds, does this spell the end for the blood suckers?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Wild Hunt by s2Teennovelist reviews
Yugi is a werewolf. Yami is the new Beta of the pack. Alpha Atem is the on thing separating them. When Yugi Pledges his love to Yami Atem offers him a deal: if Yugi defeats him in the Wild Hunt he will be Yami's mate, he fails, he's banished from the pack
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,487 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Don't mess with Jutsu's by RedTori90 reviews
Hidan has heard of a new technique, and wants to try it out. Bad news for the first of his comrades that walks into the kitchen A suckish title and a suckish summary. Hope the story is better. Was a request from ILIKERANDOMSTUFF on DeviantArt
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Ad of Fate by Zanzibar1 reviews
Kagome is back home working on makeup work when she finds a project among her makeup work that says to look up a family tree. While looking her family tree up an ad catches her eye, Find out what she discovers.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Kagome H. - Complete
Ash Boy by Yugicanbesexy reviews
Warning blood, graphic violence, language and this is a cinderella ish story...Like you NEVER seen it before! Rating may go up...AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DRUGS BOY I SWEAR!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,248 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Smile For The Camera by Tawnia reviews
Komui wants to take a group photo. Kanda needs motivation to smile for the camera. Lavi shall get what he wants. LaviYuu
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Letter 'S' by One-Winged-Chaos reviews
Deidara couldn't help but notice the significance of the letter 'S'... Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Deidara, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Down to Earth by magic-reeni reviews
Fifteen years ago the evil in human hearts manifested and nearly wiped out the Angel Haven, sacrificing the life of one. Now with his friends eager for his return and powers returning, Yugi finds himself drawn to one particular mortal with whom he shares a connection unlike any other. He never would've guessed this particular mortal had secret not even he was aware of...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,433 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Warped by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
Had Dumbledore not been so distracted, perhaps he could have prevented this. As it turned out though, Edward Elric was falsely accused and sent to Azkaban and Voldemort was the one to rescue him and gain his loyalty.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,156 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Draco M., Edward E.
Double Trouble by K. Fang-sama reviews
Minodi Umo, the name of the person who broke into the Hidden Leaf Compound, stealing a cristal wing. However, he leaves a clue behind, that leads the ninja to the Kazamis, and Shun, an outerend ninja. What'll happen? ocxoc, mirace, runoxdan. Plz R&R!
Crossover - Naruto & Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Naruto U., Shun K.
Inside These Padded Walls by IamTerra reviews
Marik is a patient to a mad doctor known as Akefia inside of a mental hospital where even the government is kept in the dark about the experiments being preformed on the mentally ill. Akefia's nurse, Bakura, is starting to feel a small bit pity or is he?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
John's Blessing by CastielLovesDean reviews
Castiel wants John's blessing to marry Dean. Destiel in case it wasn't obvious Oneshot. Fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Castiel, John W. - Complete
The Ballet Studio by Always a Bookworm reviews
"Hi. I'm Anzu Mazaki. I'm a ballet dancer in dire need of a pianist to replace this terrible CD." "Hi. I'm Yuugi Motou. I'm a superhero pianist sent to save you from the CD." Sometimes love can be a lot more complex and painful than it should be. YYxAxY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Anzu M., Yūgi M. - Complete
The DN College Adventures by Stormshadow13 reviews
AU. Krad dancing with Dark, Dai and Sato wanting a threesome, meddling best friends, college has never been this interesting DxK, DxS AxT and More pairing.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,320 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Krad, Dark M.
Quiet Crown by mebh reviews
Someone has taken an uncanny interest in the history of Colonel Roy Mustang. Arrogant, vain and often times unbearable as he is - his loyal crew struggle to protect him from an unknown threat. *Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,125 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Untold Consequences by Akuma-Chibi reviews
GrowUp,fall in love,raise a family,thats what happened when you grow up.Thats what Kagome believed,but then,curiosity is a dangerous thing at 9 years old.How will Kagome fair, when her childish delusion is thrown into chaos.Bakugan/InuYasha Kagome/Shun
Crossover - Inuyasha & Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Kagome H., Shun K.
Letum O' Vita by Loveless - Heartless reviews
Allen and the others are sent on a mission to find two brothers who might have an innocence. Only that the brothers are the Elric brothers! This is something Allen and Ed would not expect WARNING: SHOUNEN AI/YAOI :BOYxLOVE:! :Ed x Allen:
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,678 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Edward E., Allen Walker - Complete
A Role Reversal by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
When Mustang and his group are turned into little kids it's up to Edward to deal with the troubles that Jean and Breda bring, a crush from Riza, and a hidden past from Mustang that slowly comes out. Parental Ed/Roy On hiatus.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Edward E.
Fire in his Eyes by TheVillainofTheStory reviews
Mustang ponders over the fire he sees everytime he looks into Edward's eyes, and why people keep insisting he has the same fire. One-sided RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Sweet Endings: A Place to Call Home by ichigokazuki reviews
Could my day seriously get any worse? I wake up basically in a lake; Cooro's sick and acting strange. Something's going on between Nana and Senri. What is happening? HuskyXCooro and SenriXNana
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Husky, Cooro - Complete
120 Facepalms by yamigoddesslj reviews
Well, this is a follow-up to 101 Rules. Apparently, the hikari are sick of coming home and walking in the front door to hear...the strangest things... These are the worst of them. 120 quotes, from the yami themselves! Yami is not a teapot. Oh, the horror.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
101 Rules For Nonliving Household Objects by yamigoddesslj reviews
Apparently, yamis are really bad housemates. And...this is a list of the first 101 rules to follow, from the hikaris . Some are...a little unexpected. Does water really explode? Rated for language.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Complete
Learn to Love Again by Chakat StarDust reviews
Yugi is a boy afraid to show any sort of affection. A vampire kidnaps him, seeming only to want him as a slave or a pet. Can they learn to trust one another and themselves? And what if Yugi isn't actually human either?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,527 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Weapons Disguised as Words by kariuchiha19 reviews
Sasori is a part of the IFBI and he's after The Arms Dealer, A boy that's selling illegal weapons to Humans and Creatures a like. He says he will stop at nothing to catch him...but will meeting him change his mind? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,687 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Masquerade by kinatsurune reviews
Might be a bit overrated. Cinderella story with a twist. Several, actually, one of which includes a sadistic Frieza. Gohan's the prince, Trunks is 'Cinderella' but don't worry, that's not actually his name thank God.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,368 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Gohan, Trunks - Complete
Hidden Amongst The Amaranth by TheHaremshipper reviews
The tale of a fairy kingdom's High Princes Yami, Bakura, Marik, Malik and Yugi as they search for their missing sixth mate, who is hidden, unknowing of his destiny, amongst the Amaranth... Yuumeishipping AU one-shot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2010 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
One World by DarkKyle13 reviews
Is being renewed! Don't read! Needs fixing! Major fixing!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang by RedTori90 reviews
Sasori doesn't love, and kills all girls fortunate to fall for him. What happens when he falls for a stunning blonde boy by the name of Deidara? AU SasoDei Rated M. Not too sure what to put it under, We suppose it could go under crime as well
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Back from the Dead by clair beaubien reviews
Post-5.22 Sam is back but hasn't told Dean. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Our Story by Yaminisu reviews
Yugi loses his parents at a young age and then ends up in the custody of his older homosexual brother and his brother's boyfriend. Yami x Atemu and Yami x Yugi. NOT INCEST
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,111 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Flûte, piano et violon by Yami Alchemist reviews
Yugi plays the flute. One day his teacher tells him that he's going to be performing in the school concert. But he's not performing alone, he'll be performing with the schools two hottest people. Mobiumshipping! YYxY YxA
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
My Boyfriend is an Android! by serina-phantom reviews
FULL SUMMARY WITHIN! Sick and tired of being without a date, Yugi Mouto goes online and purchases a mysterious Yami Series "figure". The next day, an android named Yami arrives at his door, claiming to be Yugi's boyfriend. What will the poor boy do?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 144 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
For Every Action by xRae Asakurax reviews
...there's a reaction. Richie always gets a tingling sensation from Virgil's electrical aura every time he touches him. Why don't other people? V/R, One-shot.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Richie/Gear, Virgil/Static - Complete
SasoDei Captured by Art by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Saito is given a pencil from a blonde stranger, maybe he will be able to finally draw that picture with it? But what happens when he signs over his soul to his smirking creation?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hisoka Suzuki by Kimmytrainer reviews
Hisoka Suzuki is a 14-year-old orphan. Right after Emiko dies, she is forced to go to to Kaibara High School. She has powers. She can read people's minds. Her name means "secret". What are all her secrets? And who is Emiko? Read to find out. OC included.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,169 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Yuki S. - Complete
Eyes Of My New Soul by YamiKoi reviews
Yami is a shy, kind and loving boy and is being abused by his boyfriend, he then finds a new friend in Yugi Muotu who shows him that he deserves more, he deserves love. YxYM Mature Scenes!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,635 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
A Deafening Distance by shirozora reviews
In the end it wasn’t Sam who said yes. It was Dean, and it happened before Detroit because an angel was dying and he couldn’t let go. S5, Dean/Castiel, Sam & Castiel friendship.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,124 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Pasts of Darkness by Melodious-Productions-29 reviews
Yugi is the atendent to King Atem and his lover Yami. When murders begin to happen all over the country Yugi's past is revealed and terrifing truths are put to light. Way better than I make it sound. AxYxY BxBxR MxM And a few others.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Atem, Yūgi M.
Hogwarts, a History by DracoSheikahCharaJutsu reviews
Yugi is abandoned by his friends and becomes neighbors with Harry Potter. When Harry figures out Yugi can use magic, Yugi is sent to Hogwarts. Not only is he a new 'transfer' student in his fifth year, he's the new DADA teacher as well! SLASH boyXboy
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Yūgi M. - Complete
Being Draco Malfoy by IceQueenRia reviews
Sequel to 'Being This Boy'. The blonde Slytherin had thought it was tough being in Ron Weasley's body but now in his 6th year he's about to learn just how hard it really is to be Draco Malfoy. Harry/Draco Hermione/Snape Ron/Theo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,887 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
I Swear I'll Protect You by ARE YOU TOBI APPROVED reviews
After running away from his village Deidara Iwakatsu meets a red headed member of the Akatsuki Sasori Akasuna! With Orochimaru on his trail Deidara is put under the protection of the Akatsuki! What happens when love blooms between the two? YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Neverland by YamiYugi4ever reviews
But mom I don't want to grow up" Yugi said sadly to his mother as both left Ryou and Heba's room he once shared as well. "I'm sorry Yugi but everyone has to grow up" "But does that mean I have to be apart from them?" Peter Pan adaptation, puzzleshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
SasoDei Fangs and Fur by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori is a brown eyed vampire slaying werewolf, but what happens when a certain blue eyed Vampire slips a moon stone collar around his neck? Sasori might be stubborn, but Deidara is awfully seductive. But why does Deidara seem so familiar? Now has sequel
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Reflections in a Broken Mirror by Akatsuki210 reviews
The worst thing about the Sharingan was that, once you had been affected by it, you could never again be sure that your thoughts and feelings were your own. ItaDei, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Conscience by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Short drabbles as the characters of FMA talk with their shoulder angel and devils in the forms of people they know. Who they look like causes more shock then the fact that they are talking to them in the first place.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010
Son of Flame by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Years ago Roy and Riza had to give up their son Edward in order to protect him to some old and trusted friends.Years later they meet him again as the Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric. ON HIATUS.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,733 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward E.
SasoDei Big Doll House by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
After 5 years on the run, the 20 year old known as Akasuna Sasori is finally caught. More than just the cold steel bars of jail await him, old vicious enemies, new feared allies...and a hot blonde escape artist? Jail was nothing like Sasori expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,726 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Of Games, Life and Love by Always a Bookworm reviews
It would be so easy to say that it wasn’t his fault. So easy to turn away and argue that he hadn’t asked for it, that it was all their doing. But that would be a lie. And Ryou was so tired of lies. Yuumeishipping, Winner of YGO Contest Season Six!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2009 - R. Bakura - Complete
Secure the Blessing by Rahmi reviews
Sam makes a wish. Dean is not pleased. Written pre-What Is and What Should Never Be. Mentions of child abuse.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Never Touch Deidara's Clay by xxEmoxTwilighterxx reviews
Poor Tobi learns that the hard way. Rated T 'cause I said so. -Nod-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Your Not Me by Yaminisu reviews
Yugi is the son of uptight Pharaoh Atemu who is always pressuring Yugi. When Yugi runs away from the palace he meets Yami...and falls for him. YYxY, swearing and Yugi's OOC.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Alchemynology by MangaFreak15 reviews
FMA/HP After Ed is killed by Envy, Al attempts to revive him. Instead of going through the Gate like he expected, he and Ed are transported into the Great Hall at Hogwarts, right at the end of the Sorting Ceremony. Pairings? Zilch.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward E.
The alchemy professor by KuroiWing reviews
Alchemy is being taught in hogwarts. What happens when different Amestrian alchemist try to teach? Every chapter has different alchemist in it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
Essentials by faithunbreakable reviews
Technically, Dean never said yes. Post season three.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Dean W., Alastair - Complete
SasoDei Hotel by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
The plot begins with Deidara's confession. After a talk with an old friend Sasori is persuaded to take Deidara to a festivle for a few days. Tobi is bought into the picture, causing Deidara to forget Everything! Unfortunately, also including Sasori.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Series of One Shots by nikki7716 reviews
YOU request the pairing and or kink! Accepting any Yaoi couples to write a one shot for! So start sending in your requests! YAOI, LEMON, and who knows?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 112,400 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007
SasoDei Love Poison by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara tries to slip Sasori a Love Potion. But what happens when he accidentaly drinks it himself? Even more chaos is breed when Itachi is entangled in the love story. Will Sasori be able to save Deidara from the blonde's own stupidity?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
KRAD: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DeadRat309 reviews
You are now having a KRAD unit in your hand, and you have no clue as what to do with him? Here's the instruction to your survival. Literally. DarkKrad.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Letting Sleeping Cats Lie by Orin Forever Crimson reviews
What if Yuki decided Kyo and Tohru were becoming too close?What if he decided to do something about it?What if it involved catnip and jealousy? Sometimes things don't go as you plan.Some things are just meant to be.Tohru finally gets what she wanted.YxTxK
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
3 Yaoi Couples to the Altar by YamiYugi4ever reviews
Oneshot. Yami, Yugi, Bakura, Ryou, Marik and Malik participate in a show to prove they should really get married. YAOI! YxYY RxB MxM bad summary in my opinion...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
A Whale of a Story by omg kairi reviews
While visiting the country of Egypt with his family, Prince Yuugi meets the seemingly-mute Pharaoh Atemu. Never one to turn down a challenge, the infamously charming prince vows to break said Pharaoh out of his shell. YYxY ONESHOT
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Pixie Sticks by yugixyamiyaoilover reviews
Bakura and Marik give Yugi and Heba Pixie Sticks. This can't turn out good. Long One-shot! Pairings: YugixYami, AtemuxHeba, BakuraxRyou, and MarikxMalik
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
A Different Place by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Ling and Edward switch places. Edward is looking for the Philosophers Stone in Xing in order to achieve immortality but for what reasons? Winry and Ran Fan switch places. And who is the other guard along side Winry? Canon pairings or what we believe. On hiatus.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009
Sleep Talk by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Richie has the tendency to talk in his sleep. I know this because I've stayed up late enough to sometimes catch him in the act. But tonight, I hear the strangest things... .:. VR slash, whoo! Full of awkward tension and whatnot. You know you love it. ;P
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Knock First by Jillie chan reviews
Havoc walked in on something he shouldn't have.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Loophole by Geoduck reviews
Kyo has lost the bet. Akito demands that Kyo meet the terms of the agreement. There's only one teensy-weensy, itsy-bitsy problem...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kyo S., Akito S. - Complete
Let's spin the bottle! by YamiYugi4ever reviews
Oneshot. For Compy's second round in the Pairing Contest. A simple game of spinning the bottle, can bring two crushes together. Heartshipping. Ryou x Yugi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - R. Bakura, Yūgi M. - Complete
One More Time by Open Casket Ceremony reviews
Years after the end of the war, Ichigo goes back to Soul Society to find that everything and everyone has changed, including Hitsugaya...or has he? IchiHitsu, oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Undeniable Attraction by Schnickledooger reviews
Cesia is convinced there is more between the three Dragon Knights than mere friendship. She has suspicions about the Dragon Officers as well, but has no evidence so far. Oh how conversations can be taken out of context entirely…
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Five Days To Remember by YamiRisa reviews
Three months ago Yami erased Yugi and Ryou's memory of everything with Yami and Bakura just to make sure they wasn't in pain when Yami and Bakura was gone. Now both Yami and Bakura is back and they only have FIVE DAYS to get Yugi and Ryou to remember them
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,214 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Of Demons an elves by CrimsonRose18 reviews
Random short story of Lykouleon trying to convince Rath yet again that he loves him and a peek to how Rune feels about our favorte Fire Dragon Knight.
Dragon Knights - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
A cry in the Night by CrimsonRose18 reviews
A very short story. Rath is having nightmares after being saved from Kharl and almost being changed into a demon puppet. he is in need of help and who comes to help none other then Lord Lykouleon.
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
The Minor Fall The Major Lift by Mummyluvr reviews
Angels are different than demons. They ask permission before entering the body, before using the body. Angels are similar to demons. They make promises, give hope, and then rip everything away. Dean/Cas, Jimmy/Dean. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Burden of Memory by Digitallace reviews
Draco Malfoy has woken in muggle London, unaware of his name or his past. When Harry finds him he is healthy, content and preparing to marry a stranger. While trying to help Draco recover his memory, Harry falls in love with him and oddness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,179 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ways To Tell If You Are A True DN Angel Fan by Stormshadow13 reviews
Here are some ways to tell if you are a true fan of DN Angel. Includes comments from the characters as well as reviews and lists from the readers.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Krad, Dark M.
A Brother in Words by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
After having his brother taken as a toll for his own life years later a boy is found on York Island that bears a remarkable resemblance to tter summary t Elricest. On hiatus.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Monster Academy by serina-phantom reviews
Yugi is a new student at Monster Academy, but he isn't the only dangerous one. With new enemies and friends running amok all around the place, can Yugi and his friends survive Monster Academy? Puzzleshipping, Tendershipping, Bronzeshipping, and others
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,260 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Bubbles by Winds of Water reviews
Roy, a dashing and charming merman, must win over his heart's desire. Roy/Ed requested oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,359 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Didn't You Know? by Irrelevancy reviews
Ara, didn't you know? Those two are going out now." Natsu/Gray. OneShot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Natsu D., Gray F. - Complete
Best Possible Future by Misery Loves Fanfics reviews
Paradox takes the gang to what he says is their "best possible future." Everyone is a little bit shocked.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Books and Homophobia by Phoenix To Flame reviews
Eve is on her way home from the bookstore when she hears punching. Implied TrainxSven
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Dark VS The Dog by Stormshadow13 reviews
“AHHHHHH!” Dark turned and bolted the dog hot on his heals. “Dad dog! Bad dog! AHHH! AHHH! Get back! AHHH! Bad Doggy!”
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Yuugi Vs Bakura : Chocolate by Blissaster reviews
Bakura stole Yuugi's chocolate, Yuugi went nuts. "Drop the knife, Yuugi! Drop it! It's dangerous! It really is!"
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Yūgi M., Yami Bakura - Complete
I need Ideas for a title by CelestialMoonDragon reviews
Six gods existed.Fire and Water fell in love.Dark got jealous.Tried to kill Fire.Ended up killing both.Light promises to reincarnate them.Dark vows to kill Fire, claim Water.Finally reincarnated on Earth.Alternate Universe RathxRune Don't like,no read
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007
A Truth Behind A Chibi by Stormshadow13 reviews
An artwork has turned Krad into a chibi, it is now up to Dark and the Niwa family to watch the little angel. Over the corse of time they learn some startling facts about the Hikari hunter and does Krad get to regain his adult form?
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Krad, Dark M. - Complete
Melting the Ice by yugiyamifangirl reviews
Yugi is the Emperor of the MIllennia World, and Heba is his brother. In short, this is about them finding love. Better summary insdie. YugixYami, HebaxAtemu, other pairings inside mpreg later
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,835 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Make a Wish by Shinigami's Voice reviews
EPILOGUE ADDED. Everyone was happy when Akito accepted Tohru in the Sohma's family. However there was a price to pay. When the Rat is taken back and his memory erased, Kyo knows he must solve this. Akito, though, seems obsessed with the idea of sacrifices
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,585 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Impasse by Dr. Trunks Briefs reviews
Their timeline is coming to a bitter end. As a last resort, Gohan and Trunks gather what is left of their belongings and travel to the last hope they have: the past. Can they hold life as they know it together? Or will everything come crashing down? AU
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,401 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Gohan, M. Trunks - Complete
The Chibi Theif's Sadist Streak by The Lantern reviews
Krad has turned Dark chibi! Of course Kraddie being Kraddie torments him and now our Darky will get his revenge on an unsuspecting Kei, for Krad has unknowingly sent him into a death sentence. Warning to those who admire Krad, carfeul or Dark will kill yo
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Krad, Dark M. - Complete
Shadows of You by Moonlit Water Sunny River reviews
We are Nightmares. Hell's Children. Demons. Darkness. Monsters. Mistakes. Forsaken. Sins. We are you. Poem about the seven homunculi. Dark, emo and gloomy. Enjoy! lulz.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Envy, Lust - Complete
A Servant Named Natsu by ArchangelKo reviews
To pay for renovations to the guild, some Fairy Tail members are being auctioned off to the highest bidder, to provide 1 week of service. Natsu asks Lucy to buy him, intent on winning a bet with Gray. But will Lucy overwork Natsu in an attempt of payback?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Operation Duel Academy by Yaminisu reviews
Kaiba isn't happy with Duel Academy's performance...so he sends in some old rivals to fix it. They won't know what hit them. YxY, BxR, MxM, SxJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Centrefold by Demus reviews
For Edward Elric to scream and rant at his commanding officer is nothing new, but why has he chosen to bring along a dubious publication called 'Big Boys in Uniform? And why has he gone such an interesting colour? MaesxRoy, hinted EdxRoy, mature content
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Rest Your Weary Head by K Hanna Korossy reviews
He'd thought older brothers were supposed to be the protective ones. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sasuke wants Suigetsu. Maybe it wasn't so smart to ask Karin for advice...OOCness ahoy! Rated for Tenku and Hina's tongues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
How Lavi Met Allen by N.A.Given reviews
Warning: Bad Grammar. AU. Allen, a boy madly in love with Yu Kanda, accidently misdials Kanda’s phone number and calls Lavi instead. Unfortunately, Allen didn’t quite realize who exactly he’s talking to. LAVEN.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Please, Stay by Winds of Water reviews
Roy teams up with Edward to pull off the most dangerous mission to date... Roy's mother, in order to cover up a lie Roy told her. It's just acting though, right? Pretending to be engaged is just another mission. So why is it becoming so personal? Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,323 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Ownership by Schnickledooger reviews
Bierrez and Rath get into an argument over who belongs to who exactly as Cesia watches.
Dragon Knights - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Human Again by Aramira reviews
What will InuYasha do when he and Kagome are captured on the new moon? Rated M for mature themes.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,697 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
When the Cherry Blossoms Bloom' by yugixyamiyaoilover reviews
Two lovers separated. Now they meet up again under upsetting terms. Pairings: YxYY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
A Midsummers Nightsmare by Iceland1717 reviews
When Deltes spell goes wrong, the boys of dragon nights all fall for one another. Yaoi story dont like it dont read. Main paring LaamuxGil others inside please R&R.
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2008
Draw by Hakurei Ryuu reviews
Yami drew the top card from his deck and showed it to him. It was the Dark Magician. "Aargh!" Joey sat back and held his head in frustration. "How do you keep doing that!" Yami laughed. "It's not that hard, Joey. You should try it with Red Eyes." oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2008 - K. Jounouchi, Yami Yūgi - Complete
He's my girlfriend by DeadRat309 reviews
What'd you do if you had annoying, scary, clingy fangirls after you all the time? One like Risa Harada... And this is what Dark did: drag out a blond and claim him to be his "girlfriend". DarkKrad, SatoDai, eh.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Fullmetal Dictionary by Edward's Alter Ego reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist characters are creating a dictionary of their own, but they need your help to fill it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007
Completely Innocent Activities by midday reviews
Shigure accidentally stumbles in on an interesting conversation going on in Yuki's room... YukixTohru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
Mingled Blood by Misery Loves Fanfics reviews
Word has spread fast of Kouga's proposal to Kagome. This means that Kouga has dishonored a bloodbond made with the famed Inu no Taishou's family several years ago. Well, this is shocking news to Inuyasha...he didn't know that he and Kouga were intended.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,816 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kouga, Inuyasha
Bedevilled by Mummyluvr reviews
Sam had to save his brother, and he'd finally found a way. It was a bad idea, Dean said, but Sam wouldn't let it go. After all, if their dad could do it, then why couldn't Dean?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Nightmare Before Halloween! by yugixyamiyaoilover reviews
Nightmare Before Christmas Crossover with YuGiOh! OneShot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Further And Further Out by cottonmouth reviews
John never disappeared before the pilot episode, so Dean never went to Stanford to find Sam. Two months later and they discover the demon went after Sam after all… Alternate Reality, graphic wincest in later chapters
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,898 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
In Between by Egyptian Rose reviews
Duke Devlin, owner of a failing game shop, decides to use the love of Yugi to gain himself a share of Yami and Yugi's Game shop spoils. His plan is marriage followed by a short honeymoon. Will Yami save Yugi in time or rot in jail? . YxD YYxA YxYY Yaoi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,364 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
The Unromantic Love Story by All-knowing Alien reviews
Because all HD shippers have to write a Veela!fic. This time with a twist. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dawn of Time by KagomeGirl92 reviews
xover with YGO. When the two Alchemist brothers travel through time on their search, they come across new powers, friends and enemies. They also get involved with a war that has been going on for many years. Shonenai, eventual Elricest!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Dark Symphony by Black Angel of Destruction reviews
ON HOLD! What if Kantarou’s scar was more than just sensing demons? What if it could control him? Will Haruka and the others save him, if he could only hear the sound manipulating him? Shounen-ai Haruka/Kantarou
Tactics - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Operation Wincest by Stormi Sky reviews
The police are desperately searching for the two brothers who just escaped from prison, which is how Dean gets his next brilliant idea. Or, this time, maybe not so brilliant. Fake!Wincest...or whatever. It's silly and it's humor. Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Dean W., Sam W.
Use Me by Rio 2.0 reviews
Dark winced as he felt his head collide with the pristine floor. [Of course he’s real. He wouldn’t lie to me. He’s cruel, but I trust him. The people here have no idea what they’re talking about...] Use me, I'm beautiful, Take me, I'm yours [KradDark]
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Beautiful Storm by AroukiiTwins reviews
Malik is scared by the thunderstorm outside, so he goes to sleep with Marik, hoping his yami can calm him down. Will Marik turn him away? Bronzeshipping Yaoi OneShot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
Locked Away by VyxenSkye reviews
After Train sacrifices his right hand Doctor decides to take him to Creed's mansion, and that's where all the problems start the nanomachines, the Tao, rape, and... children? rape, mpreg, Train torture, eventual CreedTrain.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,801 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Spirited Away by Moondalian reviews
AU, Xover to Spirited Away: After his grandpa decides to move, Yuugi is forced to leave his hometown. As Sugoroku takes a shortcut to their new home they end up in the spirit world. YxYY SxJ [Can be read without having seen the movie.]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,882 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
If My Heart Had Wings by KelseyAlicia reviews
Prince Atem of Xanadu is being forced to marry a beautiful airhead by his abusive father. He runs away to Earth and meets Yugi and along the way he may learn the true meaning of being human and what real immortaily is. Yugi and Atem together!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 192,822 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
The Experiment by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Yami shrugged aimlessly, crossing his legs and leaning back on his hands... the very picture of ease. 'You know,' he pressed with a little grin. 'The test you REALLY want to try. Go ahead. I don’t mind.' [Puzzleshipping. Not what you think, I'm sure.]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
A Fairy Tale by AirElemental101 reviews
Roy and Ed dress up for an office Halloween party... but what are they? Havoc has the answer... RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Blind, But Now I See by Kyriebess reviews
Short story where Sam gets a clear revelation about how special Dean is compared to other brothers. Then he tries to thank Dean for it, much to Dean's dismay, while they finish the ghost hunt. Sam POV, hurt!Sam, protective!Dean, minor hurt!Dean
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,753 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Straight From The Heart by Mummyluvr reviews
He'd always been special. He just kind of forgot. Thanks to recent events, though, Dean's past is coming back to haunt him, bringing along some unwanted baggage in the form of his own freaky psychic powers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,560 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Lust and Wrath by Fushigi Rockna reviews
Will we ever be human again? [one shot, sorta]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
You Better Watch It! by Golden feathers Edward reviews
Naruto's bored and he dicided that Kiba was a good person to bug. Humor.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
A Father's Wish by Tifa Tyndal reviews
I'm just a normal father with just one wish for my sons.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Kiss Me by Mon3lisa reviews
Elricest based on the legend of the Lovers of Teruel
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Deadly Posessive by Fushigi Rockna reviews
Roy is sick of being a 'Pet'. But Envy's not done with him yet...[EnvyxRoy, spoilers]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Roy M., Envy - Complete
Orchestra of Sins and Virtues by Fushigi Rockna reviews
Envy had never intended on falling in love. He had only intended on making a handsome, too beautiful to be true human suffer. But things hadn’t gone as Envy intended. Some angels are just too alluring to destroy. [EnvyxRoy, ep. 25 and on spoilers]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Envy, Roy M.
Fables and Fabrication by Phantommoose reviews
What if Alphonse wrote fanfiction? Elricest rated M for safety. Final chapter is up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
My Little Aibou by VyxenSkye reviews
Mpreg, YamiYugi brotherly love. Yugi and Yami meet a new villain that may be more than they can handle, but he wants to torture them a different way, with something that Yami may not be able to do…
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,729 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Something More by Kenny3 reviews
Ed dies protecting Al from Scar. Al, desparate to get his only family back, does human transmutation, only with some diffrences. Now, what will Al, Roy, and the rest of the millitary do when Ed comes back as something even greater than a homunculus?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Leave Me Not by VyxenSkye reviews
An accident breaks the Puzzle, and Yugi sees a side of Yami that he had no idea existed. Set after duel with Pegasus, drabble. YamiYugi if you squint.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Faithful by Zodiac32 reviews
Roy will never be over Maes, but is Maes really over Roy? MaesxRoy, JeanxRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Why do they always think? by SciFiNutTX reviews
Dean gets an idea of how to get a motel room without looking like two brothers on the run. Set immediately after Nightshift, but no spoilers. Now with a second chapter by request.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Black Wings and Golden Feathers by Golden feathers Edward reviews
Edward doesn't want to stay in this world anymore, just wanted to dissapear. Die. But he got a trip to the town of the Great Phantom Theif. What will happen? Yoai. ON HOLD
Crossover - D N Angel & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Edward E.
Snowfall by Kazekage-Hime reviews
OneShot. After some deep thinking Kaistern goes out to take a walk, and runs into Rath. Both in dire emotional straits they realize there's something they need to tell each other. RathKaistern
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
WishMaster by Dragonfly-Moonlight reviews
A spell is cast over Inuyasha, a spell that changes everything. -DISCONTINUED ON THIS SITE-
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,088 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Inuyasha
An Unexpected Twist by MarieP reviews
The brothers gets a lesson in life that they did not ask for. Will it change their relationship forever? Warning: GIRL!DEAN for part of the story wincest COMPLETE!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,793 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dean's Very Bad Day by graceandfire reviews
Okay, I have been sucked into the genderswapping fic. Yes, I am ashamed. Rated M for strong language, this is Dean after all, and because I have no idea where genderswap falls on the ratings scale. This is NOT wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Should be Cinderella Story! by X-otic reviews
Inuyasha has been at his step mother and brother's mercy since his father died. Kagome had been through so many men to that her mom has brought put that she's going t be sick. What happens when you through in a fairy, a ball and a necklace?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Rathpunzel by Akunen reviews
It's the story of Rapunzel, in Dragon Knights form! Read the tale in this better version, with Rath as Rapunzel and Kharl as the prince! OneShot KharlRath
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Atem's Key by KelseyAlicia reviews
after the final battle and the Pharoah's spirit released,Yugi is having nightmares. But when the spirit of an old friend visits him maybe the two that were split can be reunted as one again.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,912 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
Noble Light by JessicaKittyDemon reviews
So, Rath and Rune are an item. There's just one problem. A certain Alchemist wants his masterpiece back, and he's sent a lust-filled Bierrez to get it...
Dragon Knights - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 4/21/2004
I Will Return by agent000 reviews
Roy frowned at his son. Where had he learned about alchemy? All he would say was that his friend 'Edward' had taught him, but Edward Elric had been missing for years.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Through the Eyes of a Child by Akai-Akegata reviews
Kantarou and Haruka run into a demon who has a grudge against Kantarou, and Haruka finds himself thrown into another world. However this 'dimension' is not as alien as Haruka might have thought. [Shounenai]
Tactics - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,287 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005
Speak for Yourself, Shorty! Bleach version by darkfire22 reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if the Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric met Gotei 13’s 10th Division Captain Hitsugaya Toushiro? Let’s just say the words of taboo are used more than just once. BleachFMA crossover. [COMPLETED]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
Cookies by acollectionoffavoritequotes reviews
The class makes Zodiac legend shaped cookies. Wrongess insures for Yuki and Kyo. Alliusons to slash and wrongness. Yup. Cookies.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Tears Of Blood by Phantom Fox reviews
It is said that when someone is broken by a great fear, the only way to be fixed again is to face that fear. But he is broken, and he will never be fixed...KradDark, oneshot sequel to Drops of Liquid Silver
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Krad, Dark M. - Complete
Dark as Day by Sleep Walking Chicken reviews
For Inuyasha, everything was always black and white, with no inbetween. But, on his birthday, Inuyasha is thrown into a whole new world. Now he must discover his new powers and his new purpose in life. And learn to live as a shade of grey [completed]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,456 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Alias of Chaos by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
Voldemort summoned a power the likes of which he could not control. The pharaoh and his light, now trapped in another world, struggle to hide their powers. Shounen-ai
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,268 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 11/23/2003
Demon Days by DarkTigerGirl reviews
Edward doesn't want to be prince, but has to. When he meets a demon called Envy, his life is turned upside down. Edward develops a strange bond to the sin, but why? Could it have something to do with Envy's past? Envy x Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,306 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Envy, Edward E.
Drops of Liquid Silver by Phantom Fox reviews
Scream for me, cry for me, let me see those beautiful tears again… Twisted KradDark. Rated so moms won't come after me with sharp things
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Krad, Dark M. - Complete
Games by BulmaWannabe reviews
Rath has received a Valentine's card every year for five years. Problem is, it's never been signed...until now. Please R&R!
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
Perfectly Flawed by dolphingirl0113 reviews
[IYFG Winner Best Oneshot] Inuyasha began to feel the cruel stab of jealousy. How was he supposed to compete with a copy of himself? A better copy? Someone without all of his flaws? “Kagome…please don’t leave me…”
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,950 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Kantaro and his age by Emerald-rei reviews
Sometimes it makes Haruka wonder how old Kantaro really is. He strongly disagrees when his master says 'young' and 'childish' are the same. He looks young, and Kantaro is childish. That is final.
Tactics - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Complete
Oblivio Nex by Awe reviews
After taking a powerful potion created for a terrible purpose Harry and Draco lose their memories and soon find themselves surrounded by dark secrets that before blinded them to a different path. HD Slash. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,458 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sent by My AngelDevil by Terri L. Jade reviews
Rath strays from the group during a mission and he meets someone unexpected! Thatz looks for him and gets the worst disapointment ever! OneShot, please read and review.
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Complete
My Quest for You by Drago Guardian Light reviews
Rath’s mind is being overrun by Nadil. Soon he will belong to Nadil and destroy the Dragon Knights and everything they stand for. But Rune is determined to bring him back. Will Rath’s heart let him? WRN:Shonenaiyaoi, possible rape, torture, RunexRath
Dragon Knights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
Crimson Betrayal by MoonlitKaitou reviews
Bakura kidnaps Yugi thinking that Yami will give him the Puzzle, but he thought wrong... Yami never shows up to trade, leaving Yugi to wonder why and slowly fall into darkness...R&R plz!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,923 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Yūgi M.
Gone by Seta Kaede reviews
X-Over with Justice League. Gear and Static disappeared a month ago, can the Justice League help to find them, and will the two teens ever be the same again? Contains slash (VR) pairing.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
Don't Let Go by VyxenSkye reviews
Oneshot InuKag. My first one! Remember when Inuyasha fell asleep at Kagome’s in Gap Between The Ages? What happened after that? Well, here’s your answer!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Love me, love me not by Emerald-rei reviews
Kantaro doubts Haruka'll leave him once Yuri regains her memories. He is uncertain and hesitates to tell the demon his feelings. Finally he runs away after the confession, only to find himself in an embrace.
Tactics - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
Tabloids are Evil by LeDiz reviews
It all started with a tabloid. Now Yami is on a quest to figure out WHY he would be uke to Seto or even with Seto at all all despite Yuugi's laughter in the background.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
How to Become an HSHAB Member by Inexorable reviews
Krad gives you eight important pieces of advice to become a successful Hot, Sexy, Homicidal, Angeliclooking, Blonde HSHAB member. Oh, and take notes lest you want to die by Krad's hands.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Krad - Complete
Thieving Advice by Inexorable reviews
Dark gives all you fans out there seven pieces of advice on how to be a good thief. Just as long as you're not better than him.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Dark M. - Complete
New Moon Thoughts by Genki1 reviews
Ever wonder what Inuyasha thinks about during the new moon? Miroku seems willing to shed some light on one of the subjects. IxM YAOI (one-shot)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Inuyasha, Miroku - Complete
Fire and Ice by Touhma-kun reviews
Rath loves Rune, Rune loves Rath, Kaistern and Kharl are after Rath. So in the end who does the fire knight end up with?rnPart 1. This is my first DK ff, so be nice COMPLETE
Dragon Knights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,690 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
Brotherly Love by Sinister Tomato reviews
The very notion of the Full Metal Alchemist and the Flame Alchemist being anywhere near bloodrelated was ludicrous. Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Crimson Skies by TinyGhost02 reviews
Yugi feels sad and lonely. Then he decided to leave Japan. After three years, he comes back but it's not the Yugi they once knew.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,154 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
I'll Make A Man Out Of You by kori hime reviews
Song fic of the song 'I'll Make A Man Out Of You' from Mulan. Military type fic. RoyEd sneaked it's way into the fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Everything Wrong with It by TypoNumber5 reviews
[The world's biggest Mary Sue cliche!] Meet Perikan Shinju. She's smart, she's brave, she's beautiful, and I'm going to use her to make fun of every Mary Sue fic I've ever seen.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,703 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 5/30/2004
Masquerade by Rouge Winter reviews
Yaoi and Shounenai. KradDark. Oneshot. PWPish. Dark plans to steal all the artworks in one go. Krad, hosting a masquerade ball, has other things in mind.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Krad, Dark M. - Complete
CinderInu and Other Fairytales by ThuhJesheekuh reviews
The cast of Inuyasha star in wellknown fairytales, including Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and many more! Rated for language. Status: Retired.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Inuyasha, Miroku - Complete
I Love You More by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Kaiba bro fic. Every night at bedtime, Seto and Mokuba play a little game. It begins with the words, “I love you more…”
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Complete
Betrayal? by Black-Moon-Goddess reviews
Inuyasha has some flashbacks to when he was young, when Sesshomaru was there for him and made a promise to be his brother forever. What happens when Inuyasha confronts Sesshomaru about the broken promise? Stand alone.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Main Course by Vappa reviews
At the request (or demand, rather) of his partner, Yami invites Bakura out to dinner to resolve old feuds. It never occurred to him how torturously hard it would be to discuss morals with the Thief King though... [One-shot] [Darkshipping challenge fic]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
His Bloody Tears by Angst Faerie reviews
Kharl remembers the time he first met Rath Illuser and realizes how much he really wants the boy back. Only this time not to change him back to his true demon form, but for other reasons. This is a one-shot fanfic. Sorry my summary sucks.
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
Royal Delivery by AnNiE4 reviews
Gohan and Mirai Trunks get kidnapped as children and when their parents, Goku and Vegeta find out there is hell to pay. Set on planet Vegetasei Warning implications of rape. AU OOC Shounen ai
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 174,195 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Gohan, Trunks - Complete
It All Started With The Ears by Lady Of Paranoia reviews
Inu Yasha hates feeling like the uke during one of Miroku and his ear rubbing sessions, but will he change his mind with a few kisses from Miroku? Some fluff, some sap, and a cute uke Inuchan. ShounenaiYaoi
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Inuyasha, Miroku - Complete
Night Terrors by Dark Cyrin reviews
Kai-stern has a Night Terror and wakes up screaming in Rath's arms, but was what he saw just a dream . . . or a vision?
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2003
The Demon Inside by Dark Cyrin reviews
COMPLETE! What happens when Rath's inner demon begins to take over completely? When a friend confronts him about it will he stay in control . . . or lose it all? WARNING: Contains mild sadistic Yaoi . . . my bad . . .
Dragon Knights - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Complete
Stuck by BulmaWannabe reviews
What happens when you put DBZ and YuGiOh characters together in the shadow realm? Chaos and Romance, of course! R for later chapters. Yaoi
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2003
For Keeps by syaoran no hime reviews
(2nd restructure)Yukiru AU. Due to a twist of fate, multi-million heiress Honda Tohru ends up living as a maid in the Sohma residence. How will she be able to endear herself to the family, and to the woman-hating Yuki, who caught her heart even?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 2/15/2003
My Best Friend by Cybra reviews
Probably the only SWAT Kat songfic out there. Please be kind.
SWAT Kats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2000