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Author has written 3 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and One Piece.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
People Just Don't Realize These Things
I'm sorry that I bought you flowers to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry that I'm not attractive enough to be "yours"
I'm sorry that I am actually nice and not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random jerk.
I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new lover hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry if I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry for not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your lover with another and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your lover was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry that I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Most People always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any worthy out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well guys, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in their head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If You're one of the FEW people with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your sweetie feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'People Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more people were like this, and I bet a lot of others do too.
I am the person that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the person that people look through when I say something. I am the person that spends most of their free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the person that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the person that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the person that hasn't been asked out in at least a year. I am the person that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. However, I am also the person who knows who they are and is proud to be who they are, and doesn’t care if people call them weird (I take it as a compliment) who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to like to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express themselves better with words and actions, who doesn't need someone to complete themselves, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom, Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Lyn Gainsborough, Alexia The Hedgehog, Rainbow the hedgefox, Bekah the Hedgehog, OXOXPoisoned-AngelXOXO, savannahamminga, Frina17, m00nlight101
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yu-Gi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character(s) or weapon/item(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you have ever realized that the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.•.) •.) My neighbor survived cancer. I don't know which one though. My Best Friend from 4th grade died from a cancer that she got from a brain tumor in our 2nd year of middle school.
If you go up to people and ask weird questions, such as ''So , when did you start your period?'', copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: CrazyJosie, Frina17, moonlight101
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
Hi everyone! I just wanted to let you know that during the part of the story where the One Piece characters have to live in the real world. There will be a lot of pranks being played on a few characters mostly due to the courtesy of my OC Kin. What I want to ask you readers was if you could send in a PM that explains a few ideas as to what those pranks would be. (I already have a few planned out.) No more than two pranks per message. You gotta choose between Luffy, Zoro, Ace, Smoker, Kuzan (AKA Former Admiral Aokiji), Usopp, Nami, Sanji, Brook, Franky, Tashigi, Mihawk, Trafalgar Law, Bepo, Eustass Kidd, Django, Bon Clay, Rob Lucci, Kaku, Jyabura, Kalifa, Paulie, Marco, Thatch, and Shanks as the victims. Robin, Chopper, Killer, and Whitebeard are out of the question. Robin is very difficult to catch off guard; and she has eyes and ears everywhere. (Literately.) Chopper is the ship's doctor and brings new meaning to the phrase, "I brought you into this world and I can take you out", that and he too adorable. (Although I might make an acception to it.) Killer won't be victimized in any of these pranks for a reason. (He's called 'Killer' for a reason.) The reason why Whitebeard is not going to be victimized by any pranks is because of two reasons. The first one for Whitebeard being his height. (Have you seen how tall he is? He's three to four feet taller than Kuzan!) The second reason is because of his Kenbunshoku Haki. (His ability to sense and predict future attacks. You can't get the drop on him no matter how much you try. Even Ace couldn't land a hit on him.) If you want to, you could list out who can assist Kin with these pranks. (Only up to three people per prank.) But I will let you know that most the pranks will be played upon either Smoker, Zoro, Luffy, Usopp, Trafalgar Law, Bepo, Bon Clay, Django, Eustass Kidd, Mihawk, Shanks, and Ace. Mostly Smoker, Zoro, and Luffy. Title the message as One Piece: Prank Wars otherwise I'll have no idea what you're talking about.