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Author has written 7 stories for Just My Luck, and Supernatural.

.. My name is Charlie.

Some facts about me:

Name: Charlotte

Nicknames: Charlie.. (I hate it when people call me Charlotte, it sounds soo formal -_-)

Age: 18 if you have to know :')

Gender: Female

Birthday: Aha! No. Im not posting on a website anyone can see! Stalkers! xD

Favourite colour(s): Green

Favourite thing(s) to do: Read, write, watch movies and see my friends!

Favourite Books/Series: To many to put but top 5 for this week would be:

1. Morganville Vampire Series; Rachel Caine.

2. Soul Screamer Series; Rachel Vincent

3. Love, Lies, and Lemon Pies; Katy Cannon

4. This Song Will Save Your Life; Leila Sales

5. Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist; Rachel Cohn and David Levithan

Nationality: I'm English or British whatever you want to call it.

Religion: Buddhist.

Favourite Subject(s): Photography, Travel & Tourism


AV - Addicted to Vampires.

ADHA - Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

-"I drink blood, you eat tacos, get the f*ck over it!"- Morganville Vampires

-Music gives us an escape from our teenage heart driven lives, a chance to actually be part of something amazing. It gives us something to believe in.

-Life is too short, grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you cant change. Love deeply, and forgive quickly. Take chances. Give everything and have no regrets. Life is too short to be unhappy. You have to take the good with the bad. Smile when you’re sad. Love what you got and always remember what you had. Always forgive but never forget. Learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change and things go wrong but always remember life goes on.

-One day your going to realize how much you care about me and when that days comes, I’ll be waking up with the guy that already knew.

-I’ve built a wall not to block anyone out but to see who loves me enough to climb over.

-Rewind the good times. Fast-forward the bad things and pause the unforgettable moments.

-I hear voices, and they don't like you.

-My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

-You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-Be Yourself! An original, is always better than a copy.

-I'm right! You're wrong! Any questions?

If you zone out and think about your stories or fanfiction during the day, copy this into your profile.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.


Books i like;D :

Morganville Vampires; Rachel Caine.

Benedicts; Joss Stirling.

Beautiful Disaster; Jamie McGuire

Revivalist; Rachel Caine.

Angel Series; L.A. Weatherly.

Abadon Trilogy; Meg Cabot.

Shift; Em Bailey.

The Mortal Instruments Series; Cassandra Clare.

Heist Society; Ally Carter

Virals; Kathy Reichs.

Heaven; Christoph Marzi.

Charlie Bone Series; Jenny Nimmo.

Sisters Red; Jackson Pearce.

Red Riding Hood; Blakley-Cartwright & Johnson.

The Replacement; Brenna Yovanoff.

Entangled; Cat Clarke.

Beautiful Dead Series; Eden Maguire.

Harry Potter Series; J.K. Rowling.

Night World Series; L. J. Smith.


Favourite Pairings.. xD

ShanexClaire. (Morganville Vampires.)

MichaelxClaire. (Morganville Vampires.)

OliverxClaire. (Morganville Vampires.) (because of blursofredandblonde fics!! xD They are amazing. You must read them if you love Morganville Vampires or HP! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2284440/ )

MyrninxClaire. (Morganville Vampires.)

HarryxDraco. (Harry Potter.)

BenxTory. (Virals.)

JacexClary. (Mortal Instruments.)

MichaelxNikita (Nikita.)

The thing is Claire just suits everyone, because she makes them better people.


( I copied this from Ally698's Profile. If you like Morganville Vampires. You should read her stories. xD They are Great!! )

Just Click the Link!! --> http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2588584/Ally698

Favourite Damon quotes from Vampire Diaries:

-Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.

-He's a werewolf. He needs to die. I'm willing to do it. It's a win-win.

-You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.

-But Stefan…I don’t want peace.

-Your dead dude…get over it!

-Erm sheriff…someone buried her! Who would do that? Oh wait I know! Me!

-No Elena I will not come to your bedroom with you.

-I like being the eternal stud.

-Good cop bad cop…I like it!

-I’m a vampire…what’s your excuse…

-I’ve been dead before…I got over it…

-Of all the idiot plans Stefan!!

-Are you not worried that one day all the forest animals will band together and fight back…I mean…surely they talk?

-Mason Lockwood is a werewolf, Katherine is evil, they're the bad guys. Really? You're gonna play Morality Police with me right now?



I found both of these on ChristelJo fanfiction page (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4477901/ChristelJo)

Also, if you love NCIS and/or Tony and Ziva stories, you should look at her page.

NCIS proverbs (I love these!):

1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in
2. Never mess with silver haired snipers
3. Some people are born great, some people have greatness thrust upon them...and some people are DiNozzo
4. Human lie detectors come in nice packages, silver wrapping and are called Gibbs
5. Opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Tony's talent is often missed because it is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and looks like fun
6. Ask not what the boat in the basement does for you, but what you can do for the boat in the basement
7. When in doubt, try the internet
8. Do not bite the hand that feeds you, but be wary of the ones who touch your coffee.
9. He who touches Gibbs' coffee is he who no longer has a right hand.
10. He who takes Abby's Caf-Pow! has dissappeared without a trace.
11. When even the greatest ninja is challenged by a Ziva, he should run.
12. The great man never runs from a fight. Unless, of course, it's Ziva challenging you. Then, you should run like hell.
13. Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you are DiNozzo. Then it's just a drug.
14. He who challenges Ziva to a duel is he who has a death wish.
15. Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and...OH MY GOD! THERE'S AN IGUANA IN MY BED!!!

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday nights when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

8. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

9. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

10. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

11. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

12. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it (VERY VERY TRUE FOR ME!)

13. You use the term Hinky.

14. You find yourself singing Tony's undercover song at odd times.

15. You refer to Gibbs' rules often.


Morganville Quotes;

(Im not sure which book these were in, if you remember can you PM me pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase? Thanks.. Cyber cookies to all!! )

"Karmas a Bitch and So am i" -Eve

“You don’t like musicals? Unless they involve transvestites and chain saws?” -Claire
“Guy? In case you forgot?” -Shane

"Promise me, Amelie, that you'll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love." -Oliver
"I hardly think there's any chance of that. I doubt you have the capacity." -Amelie

(Okay, I have lots! I would put the entire books on here if i could be asked!! I love them all!! These are just ones i found and remembered, etc. Hope you enjoy! Cyber Cookies to you :D)


(Glass Houses)

-"Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something"- Shane.

-"Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."-Michael
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."-Shane
"Bite me."-Michael

"You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor." -Michael
"But YOU'RE a minor, At least for beer." -Claire
"Yeah, and by the way, how much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and I'm not if I want a beer?" -Shane

"You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart people?" -Shane

"You know, I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think I was the go-to guy for breaking and entering." -Shane

"Hell, I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her" -Shane

"There's a ghost in this house! An unquiet spirit!" -Miranda
"Unquiet spirit? Is that politically correct for pissed off? You know, like Undead American or something?" -Shane


(The Dead Girls Dance)

-"Want to play baseball?”-Claire

“What?”-Shane

“First base, You’re already there.”-Claire

“I’m not running the bases.”-Shane

“Well, you could at least steal second.”-Claire

“Jeez, Claire. I used to distract myself with sports stats at times like these, but now you’ve gone and ruined it."-Shane

-"Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy. "-Eve

"You. O Positive. How many exits?"-Sam

"What?...Oh shit, did you just call me by my bloodtype?"- Ian

"Can I come back and see you sometime?" -Claire
Long as you bring me some chocolate, I'm partial to chocolate." -Grandma Day
"Gramma, you're diabetic." -Lisa
I'm old, girl. Gonna die of something. Might as well be chocolate." -Grandma Day

"So we do nothing?" -Claire
"We do the best nothing you've ever seen". -Michael"

"You know, I thought you were a mousy little thing when I first saw you, Claire, but you're not, are you? Not underneath." -Hess
Oh, I am mousy, All this scares the hell out of me. But I don't know what else to do, sir, except try. Even a mouse bites." -Claire

"Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it." -Michael


(Midnight Alley)

"You shouldn't be afraid of me because I'm a vampire. You ought to be scared because you just trash-talked my girlfriend to her face."- Michael

"Perv." -Claire
"Male and eighteen. What's your point?" -Shane

"She told me last!" -Eve

"Boyfriend!" -Shane

"Landlord!" -Michael
"Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact!" -Eve

"If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you."-Shane

"You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice?" -Oliver
"She smells better. And she made me cookies." -Claire

"I like the sound of that, crashing Monica's party, What about you? That break some kind of vampire rules or something?" -Shane
"Blow me Shane" -Michael
"Boys, Language. Minor at the table." -Eve
"Well, I wasnt actually planning to do it." -Shane
Claire rolled her eyes. "Not like it's the first time I've heard it. Or said it." -Claire
"You shouldnt say it, No, I mean it. Girls should say 'eat me' not 'blow me'. Wouldnt reccomend 'bite me' though. Not around here." -Michael

"Where's your sense of adventure?" -Myrnin

"Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?" -Claire


(Feast of Fools)

-"Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"-Shane

"I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood, Is that it?"-Claire

"No, I was thinking we're out of chips. Of course that's what I was thinking."-Shane

-"I'm gonna kill him, Stake him right in the heart, shove garlic up his ass, and-and-"-Eve
"And what?"-Michael
"When did you get home?"-Claire
"Apparently just in time to hear my funeral plans. I especially like the garlic up the ass. It's...different."-Michael

"Who are you calling?" -Claire
"Pizza Hut" -Shane
"Loser" -Claire

"Jealous?" -Shane

"Maybe." -Claire

"No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse." -Shane

"I’m taking off my shoes.’’ -Claire
‘‘Fine. Shoes off.’’ -Shane
‘‘And my pants.’’ -Claire
‘‘Don’t push it, Claire." -Shane


(Lord of Misrule)

Claire stretched out against the wall and kissed it. "Glad to see you, too," she whispered, and pressed her cheek against the smooth surface. It almost felt like it hugged her back.
"Dude, it's a house," Shane said from behind her. "Hug somebody who cares."

"Better be, I could totally date somebody else, you know."-Eve

"And I could rent out your room."- Michael
"And I could put your game console on eBay."-Eve
"Hey, Now you're just being mean."-Shane

"No, not you two. Stay here." -Shane
"Does he just not get how unfair and sexist that is? Men." -Eve
"You really want to go first?" -Shane
"Of course no. But I'd like the chance to refuse to go first." -Eve

"Mind if I call shotgun?" -Hannah
"Since you're carrying one? Feel free." -Shane

"What about Myrnin?" -Michael

"Myrnin? Oh yeah. He did a Batman and took off into the night. What is with that guy, Claire? If he was a superhero, he'd be Bipolar Man." -Eve

"The universe explodes, hell freezes, and Shane does something reasonable." -Michael

"I'll do it!" -Claire

"No, you won't," -Shane and Michael

"You're barely on your feet, Claire. You don't go anywhere, not without me." -Shane
"And me," -Michael
"Hell, I guess that means I have to go, too. Which I may not ever forgive you for, even if I don't die horribly." -Eve

"Faster! You see why I didn't want you to stop?" -Shane
"Okay, your father is officially off my Christmas list! Oh my God, look at my car!" -Eve

"In this whole screwed up town, you're the only thing that's always been right to me, I love you, Claire" -Shane


(Carpe Corpus)

"Not nearly enough. Not recently, anyway.” -Claire
“I know, We’ll fix it. Get some sleep.” -Michael
“Night, Hey. How’d you get in?” -Claire

“I’m a vampire. I have secret powers, Actually, your mom let me in.” -Michael
“Seriously? My mom? Let you in my room? In the middle of the night?” -Claire
He shrugged. “Moms like me.” -Michael

"God, I needed you, I can't even tell you how many times I thought about this. The funny thing is, I don't need you any less now. I think I need you more." -Shane

"Now play nicely, make-believe dead girl" -Myrnin

"Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass," -Jason


(Fade Out)

"Goodness, I don't think I shouldn't be watching this. I don't think I'm old enough."-Myrnin

"I don’t see a way in,” -Eve
"Why are you whispering? Vampires can hear us, anyway." -Myrnin

“I vant to drink your blood” -Michael

"You sabotaged me! I can’t believe you just totally sabotaged me!” -Kim

"Can’t let him lose, Gotta live with the dude.” -Michael

"You’re seriously going to take that as a win, When he totally cheated for you.” -Kim

Yes, I seriously am." -Shane

"Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker, My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray." -Shane

"You get me the nicest things." -Claire
"Anybody can get jewelry. Posers" -?

"I heard this girl worked for Bishop, Carrying around his death warrants. Like one of those Nazi collaborators.” -Random Guy

You heard wrong, She’s my girl. Now back off.” -Shane

Let’s hear from her, So? You working for the vamps?” -Random Guy 2

Shane sent her a quick, warning glance.

“Absolutely.” -Claire

"Ah hell, Okay, then. Run." -Shane

"When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles, Not one who ran away from them." -Amelie
"Snap," -Eve
"You know what they're talking about?" -Shane
"Don't need to know to get that one. She smacked him so hard his momma felt it." -Eve

"I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And that’s just my day, not my week."


(Kiss of Death)

"Another thing I don't want on my tombstone," -Shane

You have others?" -Claire

He held up one finger. "I thought it wasn't loaded," Second finger. "Hand me a match so I can check the gas tank." Third finger. "Killed over ice cream. Basically, any death that requires me to be stupid first." -Shane

“Claire?” -Shane

Yes?”-Claire
"You staked a vampire with a number two pencil.” -Shane
"I didn’t actually check the number.” -Claire
"Have I told you lately how freaking awesome you are?” -Shane

“Compliments later. We really need to get out of here and get to the car. Any ideas?” -Claire
"Find another pencil and I’ll pin this one down, too,” -Michael
"You know how weird that sounds, right? Right, never mind. Number two pencil, coming up. Why do I feel like we’re taking a test?" -Shane

"My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map." -Shane

"I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." -Michael

"Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably be more useful right now." -Shane

"Seriously, this kind of is the worst situation we've ever been in, right?” -Shane
“Speak for yourself, I got myself killed last year. Twice.” -Michael
“Oh yeah. You’re right—last year really sucked for you." -Shane

"I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again. Ever." -Eve
"Excellent, Then next trip, we hit the strip bar." -Shane
"I have a gun, Shane." -Eve
"What, you think i actually loaded yours?" -Shane
Eve flipped him off, and Claire laughed.

"Hey, Trade you cigarettes for a chocolate bar.” -Shane

"Funny, How come you’re always behind bars, troublemaker?” -Eve

"Look who’s talking. I didn’t try to outrun the cops in a hearse.” -Shane

"That hearse had horsepower. I love that hearse." -Eve

"You can’t be serious, Guys. People get eaten in places like this. At the very least, we get locked in a room and terrible, evil things get done to us and put on the Internet. I’ve seen the movies.” -Eve

"Eve, Horror movies are not documentaries." -Michael

"I knew we’d wear them down, After all, we really are amazingly cool. For a bunch of misfit geeks, slackers, and losers.” -EveWhich one are you?" -Shane

She flipped him off.

“Oh, right. Loser. Thanks for reminding me." -Shane

"Expecting anybody else? Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?" -Shane

"Screw You, Collins" -Eve

"You're trying to make me Amelie." -Morley
"Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt." -Oliver

"Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with a disability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning issue. I am not confident." -Oliver

"Jeez, Claire. If I didn't love you, you'd scare me." -Michael


(Ghost Town)

"Don't diss me, Danvers. I'm warning you." -Monica

"I'm not dissing you. I'm ignoring you. There's a difference. Dissing you implies I think you're actually important." -Claire

"I'm worried he's going to...do something crazy." -Claire
"He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny and occasionally eats his assistants, Define crazy." -Eve
Claire closed her eyes. "Okay. I think he wants to put my brain in a jar and wire it into the machine." -Claire
Dead silence.

"Are you armed?" -Oliver

"No." -Claire
"Lie to me again and I'll put you out on the street and do this myself." -Oliver
"Uh, yeah." -Claire
"With what?" -Oliver
"Silver-coated stakes, wooden stakes, a crossbow, about ten bolts . . . oh, and a squirt gun with some silver-nitrate solution." -Claire
"What, no grenade launchers?" -Oliver
"Would they work?" -Claire
"I choose not to comment." -Oliver

"I love arguing with you, Claire. You always surprise me. And occasionally, you even make sense." -Myrnin

"Did you see my ninja move? That was fast,right?"-Shane
"You are not a Ninja, Shane." -Claire
"I saw all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence yet." -Shane


(Bite Club)

"What have i always wanted in this town?" -Shane
" A strip club who leads in 15 years old?" -Michael
"When i was fifteen. No, seriosly, what?" -Shane
" Guns 'r us?" -Michael

"Follow me, And do stay together. And by the way, this is the last time I go anywhere with you people. You are all insane." -Myrnin

"Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?" -Eve

"Follow me, and do stay together. And by the way, this is the last time I go anywhere with you people. You are all insane." -Myrnin

“Are you in the car that's almost caused three accidents on North Vance? Because I'm following you with my lights flashing, and whoever's driving isn't pulling over." -Hannah
"Let him go, Trust me. You aren't going to get him to stop." -Claire
"Oh, God. It's Myrnin, isn't it?" -Hannah
"Tell that police lady to stop chasing me. Really, I'm not THAT bad at this.” -Myrnin


Wow.. You either read ALL those quotes or just skipped to the end..

Since i dont know and cant stop you.. Cyber cookies to all xD

(Also.. Sorry, if its abit hard to read.. it isnt coming up the same when im editing it, to how you see it.. :L Hope its okay tho.. Thanks(: )


Quotes;

-"Love is like war--easy to begin, hard to end." Unknown

-"...Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason...And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly, everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldnt see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason to live." Edward Cullen, New Moon

-"There are things between my hands that I can't live without. You could take care of them." Edward Cullen, Eclipse

-"...You can't push what you don't have." Jacob Black, Eclipse

-"The way he stared at her! It was like a blind man seeing the sund for the first time. Like a collector finding an undiscovered Da Vinci, like a mother looking into the face of her newborn child." Bella Swan, Eclipse

-"Life sucks. And then you die." Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn

-"To the world you might be one person, But to one person you might be the world."

-"Life's a climb, but the views great." Travis Brody, Hannah Montana Movie

-Pulling out gun. "Everybody down! Anyone follows us and I shoot myself and then her." Main character on Knight and Day, movie preview in movie Avatar


What He Did

She said that she wanted to get high. He took her to the tallest hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink. He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi and said “drink up.” She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face. He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger. She said that she wanted to cut herself. He took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up. She said that she wanted to see her blood. He took her to get her ears pierced. She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep. He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed. She said that she wanted to be alone. He gave her a name tag that said “my name is: alone.” She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always. He asked when he wasn’t…


Things to Ponder

- Can you cry under water?

- When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

- Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?

- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?

- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

- Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

- How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

- I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

- Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over?

- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

- If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever


.. Do I look like a freaking people person?

.. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

.. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

.. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

.. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

.. You! Off my planet!

.. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

.. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.

.. Bottomless pit of needs & wants.

.. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

.. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

.. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...

.. If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil...

.. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

.. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

.. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

.. Better living through denial.

.. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

.. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

.. Adult child of alien invaders.

.. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

.. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

.. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

.. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

.. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

.. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

.. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you aren't asleep yet.

.. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?

.. Back off! You're standing in my aura.

.. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

.. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

.. Adults are just kids who owe money.

.. One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.

.. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

.. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

.. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

.. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

.. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

.. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

.. Too may freaks, not enough circuses.

.. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.

.. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.

.. Earth is full. Go home.

.. Is it time for your medication or mine?

.. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

.. I plead contemporary insanity.

.. And which dwarf are you?

.. I refuse to star in your psychodrama.

.. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

.. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

.. It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.

.. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.


People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had.

You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me not you

Love bites and so do I

If you think I'm crazy you should meet my mother

I'm right 97% of the time, who cares about the other 4%

This is the part where I nod and act like I'm listening


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Copy this on to your profile if you want someone/have someone who is like this


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed


Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush...

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.


I found this on XJamesBondX and thought I’d see which ones I was. It’s stupid things people do. I got 73/100.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people teblonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (I do this daily!)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (It took me a full day once!)
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


Night World Oath

When I see a girl with Cancer,

I will remember Poppy North.

When I see James Dean,

I will think of James Rasmussen.

When I look up at the stars,

I will see Mary-Lynnette Carter.

When I see a lazy cat,

I will remeber Ash Redfern.

When I see sibiling rivalry,

I will see Blaise and Thea Harman.

When I see an animal,

I will think of Eric Ross.

When I see snow,

I will remember Gillian Harman.

When I think of Heaven,

I will remember Gary(Angel).

When I see something burn black,

I will think of David Blackburn

When I see an orphan,

I will think of Rashel Jordan.

When I see a cold hearted man,

I will remember John Quinn.

When I Get deja vu,

I will think of Hannah Snow.

When I see sadness in someones eyes,

I will remember Thierry Descouedres.

When I see fire,

I will see Jezebel Redfern.

When I see someone being cocky,

I will think of Morgead Blackthorn.

When I see someone who's determined,

I will remember Maggie Neeley.

When I see royalty,

I will think of Delos Redfern.

When I see a black cat,

I will see Raksha Keller.

When I see a golden Lepard,

I will see Galen Drache


If you Love Jez Redfern, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you almost cried when Jez got staked, copy and paste this to your profile. (( I cried my eyes out ))


This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!


This is Bunny.

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Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!
On the other hand, this is Kitty.
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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.
Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!


Team Jacob/Team Edward
Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn
Robert Pattinson
/Taylor Lautner
Movie/Book
Vampires
/Werewolves
Rosalie/Alice
Emmett/Jasper
Kristen Stewart
/Ashley Greene/Nikki Reed
Kellan Lutz/Jackson Rathbone
Sam/Seth/Quil/Embry/Jared/Paul/Leah
Volvo/Porsche/M3/Jeep/Mercedes/Rabit
Cliff Diving/Motorcycles
Angela Weber
/
Lauren Mallory/Jessica Stanley
Mike Newton/Eric Yorkie/Tyler Crowley
Bella
/Jacob
Aro/Marcus/Jane/Caius
Italy/Forks/Phoenix/La Push


A Twilight Survey:

Which book in the series is your favorite?
Breaking Dawn :)

How long did it take you to read the books?
one day, but Breaking Dawn took the longest 'cause I kept crying...

Who introduced you to the books?
I first watched New Moon, because when Twilight first came out.. I was like Vampires, Oh Goddess!! How Stupid! Then my friend made me watch New Moon with her at the Cinema.. Loving it, i went out and bought the books the next day xDDDD

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
I bought them, from Waterstones xDDD

What's your dream ending to the series?

Who is your favourite character?
Ermm...Alice or Seth.. Alice, i would love as a friend and sister; Seth, is just sooooo cute xD

Who's your favourite vampire?
Alice...

Who is your favourite werewolf?
Seth...

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
When he found out she was pregnant... priceless or when they kissed for the first time..

What was your favourite Bella and Jacob moment?
The end of Eclipse when she breaks his heart..

How about your favourite Bella and Alice moment?

In Breaking Dawn (Obv, the book.) When Alice is helping Bella get ready for her wedding and she gives Bella a garter and puts it on when Charlie leaves the room.. Bellas embarrassment.. Priceless..

What was your favourite adventure/battle?
The one in Eclipse against the Newborns

Which book cover was your favourite?
Twilight.. I like the apple, because i think it represents more about the books and films compared to the other 3...

Twilight or New Moon?
Twilight, because Edward leaves in New Moon..

New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse.. because i love the fight againest the new borns.

Eclipse or Twilight?
How about Breaking Dawn?? xDDDDD


"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter

I'll protect you because I know you're worth protecting.

Bite me and I'll bite back.

I've had bruised ribs, broken arms, head busted open, torn muscles, drowned, suffocated, and stopped breathing a couple times. I still haven't broke. What makes you think you can hurt me?

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."

She finally gave up. She dropped the fake simle as a tear rolled down her cheek she whispered, "I can't do this anymore."

You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I break your face!!


-There's a date you're born, and there's a date you die. It's you're job to fill in the space between those two points.

-I'd go more insane than I already am (If Thats even possible) without my IPod(:

-I can't stand WheN Ppl Tak Lyke DiS, It's annoying, and it probably takes more time to write that, then the actual thing.

-"I drink blood, you eat tacos, get the f*ck over it!"- Morganville Vampires

-I ran with scissors, and lived!

-I hear voices, and they don't like you.

-My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

-You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

-Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't a good evening.

-I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

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-In My Mind, I've Killed You Three Times

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-99% of girls would Cry if Justin Beiber were to jump off a Cliff.

I'd Be The 1% sitting in a lawn chair, eating popcorn, and Yelling 'Do a Back Flip!'

-In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

('.') (- '.' -) Help Plusel and Minum take over fanfcition! Copy and paste this on your profile

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG', I don't think you'd kill to many people

Live. Laugh. Love.

No One Ever Promised Tomorrow.


-I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

-I ran with scissors, and lived!

-I hear voices, and they don't like you.

-My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

-You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

-Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't a good evening.

-I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

-If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

-Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

-Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

-Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

-I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

-Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

-Being mature is overrated

-Silence is so freakin loud

-You say I've lost my sanity. But you can't lose what you never had.

-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

-Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button then you'll get disconnected.

-I follow my own footsteps.

-If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

-Wish for what you want...work for what you need

-When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.

-They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.

-Fear is the heart of love.

-A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who I'm not.

-The TRUTH is that everyone going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.

-You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley

- Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.- Vernon Law

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

-I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

-You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?...

-When life gives you lemons, scream at life- I mean, seriously, what good is lemons without the sugar? I can't make lemonade without sugar, can I

-If at first, you don't succeed, try try again. If once again you fail, destroy the trail.

-You see, I used to be normal. But then I learned to read. So, the normalness went right down the drain! My dad blames my first grade teacher...

-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. (Don't intend to try it anytime soon...or ever)

-If you think Coke is better than Pepsi, copy and paste this on your profile.

-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha)

-If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

-If you belive that the pink pony's of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile


EVER WONDER ...

-Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin

-Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

-Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

-Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

-Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

-Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

-Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

-Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

-Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

-Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

-Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

-You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

-Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

-If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

-If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

-If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile!


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the play place.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the My Space frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walk mans.

When game boy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much! Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things.


Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..


REASONS I LOVE MY MOTHER:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Did you know...

-Kissing is healthy.

-Bananas are good for period pain.

-It's good to cry.

-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

-94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

-Lying is actually unhealthy.

-You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

-It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

-89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

-It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

-Chocolate will make you feel better.

-Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

-A good friend never judges.

-A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

-Boys aren't worth your tears.

-We all love surprises.


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
Repost this and spread the stupidity!


50 Ways to Annoy Your Parents

-I am not responsible for any shouting, yelling and punishments they give you. Please note: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! Please do not sue me when your parents hand out your punishment for using this.

1 - Follow them all the time

2 - Say "Muu" when they call you

3 - Pretend you got amnesia

4 - Keep walking backwards

5 - Run all over the house with a bulb in your hand and saying "The Sun! It's dying!"

6 - Run on the walls

7 - Sing out loud while you run all over the house wearing only underwear

8 - Say that wearing clothes is against your religion

9 - Stay in fron of them at four in the morning and with a big smile in the face say "Good morning, sunshine!"

10 - Run in circles

11 - Recite a whole movie. Three times.

12 - Pretend you're fighting yourself. Lose.

13 - Pull somebody's hair and scream "DNA!"

14 - Wear a T-Shirt that reads "I'm Retarded!"

15 - Wear jeans on your heads, a t-shirt on your waist and say it's a new fashion concept

16 - Try to find another way to drink something in a glass

17 - Glue your finger on your nose with Super Glue

18 - Talk to a pen

19 - Have imaginary friends. Talk to them all the time.

20 - Pretend you're a viking

21 - Try to climb on the walls

22 - Scream really loud "WHERE-IS-MY-MOTHER!?"

23 - Put an ice-cream cone on your forehead and say you're a beautiful unicorn

24 - Do what they tell you to

25 - Stay turning the lights on and off and after 5min say "ooh! I get it now..."

26 - Eat non-eatable things.

27 - Sit in front of the fan with your arms wide open and sing "I believe I can fly!!"

28 - Hold their hands and say "I see dead people..."

29 - When taking a shower, scream "I'm drowning!"

30 - Chase an imaginary tail

31 - Demand your own telephone number

32 - Scream "Lie!" for everything they say

33 - Pretend you're 268 years old

34 - Stay upside down in your closet

35 - Pretend you're a telephone

36 - Try to swim on the ground

37 - Knock on their door all the night

38 - Pretend you have multiple personalities

39 - Deny everything they say before they finish saying and say "Why what? Are you trying to find a reason to punish me?". Take a long breath, blink three times and say "Can I help you?"

40 - Ask "What?" for everything they say and pretend youdon't understand

41 - Look at you father for some time and then say "I'M USING NEW SOCKS!"

42 - Always repeat "What would give you that idea?"

43 - When your mother start talking to you, say "Lo siento, No hablo Inglés"

44 - Tell them you have a very imporant secret that you can't tell to anyone, they'll insist on you to tell the secret, then you whisper "I'm Spiderman/Catwoman!"

45 - Stay looking at nowhere for some time and quickly look at your parents with a scared expression and say "Did you feel that?!"

46 - Write "Will you really eat this little bird?"/"Eggs are friends, not food!" on every egg you got in the freezer

47 - When having dinner, stand up and say to one of your siblings: "Due to economic problems, you will be banished from this house."

48 - When visiting your grandparents, start singing "Uuhm, you touch my tchalala!"

49 - Always say "That's so hot" with Paris Hilton acent

50 - Tell them everything you did was just to annoy them


-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

-98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (so many times...T.T)

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

-If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

-If The wall walked into you before copy and paste this onto your profile.


-Be Yourself! An original, is always better than a copy.

-It's not because I'm opinionated. I'm just always right!

-I'm right! You're wrong! Any questions?

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

-98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

-If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

-If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

-If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

-65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

-My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

-The road to success is always under construction.

-If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

-Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

-Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

-No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

-I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

-I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

-Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

-If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

-If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

-She’s been there: When I cry. When I get heartbroken. When I laugh. When there have been rough times. When I’m mad. When I’m happy. When I’m jealous. When I’m crazy. When I’m down. When I’m sad. When I’m pretty. When I’m ugly…. Basically she’s been there through everything with me and that’s what I call a best friend.


-Music gives us an escape from our teenage heart driven lives, a chance to actually be part of something amazing. It gives us something to believe in.

-Life is too short, grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you cant change. Love deeply, and forgive quickly. Take chances. Give everything and have no regrets. Life is too short to be unhappy. You have to take the good with the bad. Smile when you’re sad. Love what you got and always remember what you had. Always forgive but never forget. Learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change and things go wrong but always remember life goes on.

-One day your going to realize how much you care about me and when that days comes, I’ll be waking up with the guy that already knew.

-I’ve built a wall not to block anyone out but to see who loves me enough to climb over.

-Rewind the good times. Fast-forward the bad things and pause the unforgettable moments.

-Arms are for hugging. Boys are for kissing. Sluts are for dissing. And best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you need is a hug.


-If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

-No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

-I like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

-If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen out there for you (his name DOESNT have to be Edward Cullen), then copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit over nothing at all, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

-If you have ever ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

-Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

-If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro!

-If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

-If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apparent reason, copy this to your profile.

-If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

-If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

-If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile

-If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

-If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday

-If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. "Whatever I Tracked Down Edward By Blackmailing Demetri And Slapped Him Nd Screamed At Him To Get Back To Bella! Stupid Hot Sparkly Sexy Vampire"

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

-If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

-If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (maybe...)

-If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile

-If you had a choice between being human or being a vampire, and would choose vampire, copy this into your profile.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS:Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):
-When she walks away from you mad, follow her
-When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
-When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
-When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
-When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
-When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
-When she pull's away, Pull her back
-When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
-When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
-When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
-When she's scared, Protect her
-When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
-When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
-When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
-When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
-When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
-When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
-When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
-When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
-When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
-When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
-When she misses you, she's hurting inside
-When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
-When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
-When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
-Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
-When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
-When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
-Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
-Tease her and let her tease you back
-Stay up all night with her when she's sick
-Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
-Give her the world
-Let her wear your clothes
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she's important
-Kiss her in the pouring rain
-When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"


Is there ever a day where mattresses are not on sale?

How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but duck when you throw a revolver at him?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


COPY AND PASTE THIS TO UR PROFILE IF UR AGAINST ABORTIONS

Month one...

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two...

Mommy today
I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three...

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
it makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four...

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five...

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six...

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven...

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
'I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
Im EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIAN so I Must burn in hell
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too
I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL
SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless


IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Found this on 'ELF-yes i am short's profile and cried.. :( Please pass it on!


A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

AOne heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE


Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I usually wouldnt do this but the thought of that scares me


Okay if you are religious, I suggest you do not read the following.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh?


"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Just cause I get really creeped out with things like this...


Bye Bye, go Home, Leave!! See yah...Buh-Bye! BYE! GET OFF MY PAGE! ;D Well, unless you are here to fic my fics. Then please, go on :D


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Danger is everywhere by cammiemorganrules reviews
Cammie is the number 1 spy in the world as a teen. She is also the best dancer and singer. She hasn't met that certain Blaackthorne boy. But when she attends Blackthorne with the whole junior class, what will happen. Will she be safe? Better than summary
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A Long Wait by Dragons-Twilight1992 reviews
Set 90 years after New Moon after Edward left Bella in the forest. Now the Cullen's return to Forks. One of them has a secret that he has kept for a very long time now it is forced out into the open. When they see a Vampire Bella and her family. Who changed her? Whos the father of her children? Why does she have scars? Can she forgive them? What secrets does she hide?
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True Mate by Dragons-Twilight1992 reviews
What if Jasper slipped up and killed someone? What if he locked himself in his room and refusing to speak to anyone? What if Edward refused to let Bella come to the house? What if when they go away on a long hunting trip Bella goes to see Jasper feeling that she can help him? What if Bella takes Jasper away to help him? What if they fall in love? What will the consequences be?
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Secret Life by Dragons-Twilight1992 reviews
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Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 3/6/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Tony D., OC]
Time Changes by ZammieFan reviews
The best of friends. One day, in order to protect her, he has to do what he never imagined. What happens when they reunite? She keeps the promise that he yelled at her. Can the childhood love turn into something more? Or will it stay stuck in the past?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 36,952 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Dissolution by sydneysages reviews
The walls come crashing down, and it ends with Amelie and Oliver dead. Morganville is in disarray and requires a new leader: just whom will it be? /set after Carpe Corpus.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,273 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Claire D.
Together Again by Dragons-Twilight1992 reviews
Sequel to Forgiveness. It has been many years since Bella and Edward left now they coming back to help against a new threat. Who is this new threat? How will everyone deal with being together again? Or will it push them farrer apart? Will the Commander, Major, Captain and Lieutenant come out to play?Will this new threat destory them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,695 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 9/28/2011 - [Bella, Edward] OC
What Just Happened? by shadow-kisssed reviews
Shane Breaks up with Claire and she turns to Michael for comfort but it leads to more. Lemons. MichaelXClaire I know I Suck at summeries, but give it try. R&R Please.
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Dial B for Booty by kbeto reviews
In which Derek's his emotionally constipated self with technological problems, Stiles is romantically (and sexually) frustrated, Scott and Allison are great friends to have around, and Erica is all for some butt jokes. Sterek, fluff, rated T for nothing especially naughty.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Stiles, Derek H.] [Allison A., Scott M.] - Complete
The Only Constant In Life Is Change by ForeverBrunette reviews
Amelie sends Claire on another mission for about two weeks on the day of her birthday. How different is she when she returns? How much can change in two weeks? How will her friends react? More importantly, how does Shane react? Adopted from BloodRedStory. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Claire D., Myrnin
Insanley Inlove by The Ghost of Shugar Highs Past reviews
Sequel to Carrying The Killers Spawn. What would you do if everything you thought you knew wasn't real? What if you were told to live a different life and be forced to believe that you are insane? Would true love find me , would I find home , or would I be lost in a web of lies?
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Toby C., Spencer H.
Glass House - Shane's POV by morganville-vamp-chick reviews
Basically it's the first Morganville Vampires book, but in Shane's point of view
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,137 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Shane C.
Unconditional Love by ijs.forever13 reviews
Since Elena's transformation into becoming a vampire, all of her emotions have been hightened. A new craving for blood and an unrequited love for Damon Salvatore. Not long after her transformation, Elena has gained new feelings for the eldest Salvatore. Will her former decision about choosing Stefan change? Will her feelings for Damon grow stronger? Who will Elena choose?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,019 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Elena, Damon - Complete
Parting Ways by cherrypinky16 reviews
I've dreamt with him for years now, I thought he was only in my dreams, a figment of imagination. Yet, here he is, right in front of me. Interactive story; You control what happens. A bit AU.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Harry Winchester by Magster1102 reviews
What would have happened if the summer befor third year Harry got a letter from his dead mother explaining that James wasn't his father? What would happen if John Winchester just so happened to be his real dad? What are Sam and Dean going to do when they find Harry at Ellen's roadhouse? This is going to be one exciting year! Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Supernatural!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,727 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The turth beneath by Miss Seni reviews
- OLD NAME: IT'S JUST TOO LATE. Re-writing story! More info inside - / ... My mind gave me tour through my memories. I run through all kinds of memories about Shane. How we first met, all the dangerous situations we were in, first kiss, first time. Those memories felt distant, unreal, cold.../ Rated T just in case. R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,920 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Claire D., Shane C., OC
Madly in Love Sort Of by percyjacksonannabethchasefan reviews
Cammie is a nerd. Zach is a popular guy... but with a heart. She likes him. He likes her. Her brother is his best friend. His brother is her friends boyfriend. But there is another girl after Zach. Everyone in this story is NORMAL. NO SPYS. Rated T 4 l8tr
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
A Mistletoe Kiss by corruptedPOV reviews
It's Cas' first Christmas in the bunker, and Sam has a plan to stop all the sexual tension between him and Dean. First ever Destiel fic, was written for my best friend for Christmas, decided to try it over here.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Don't Fight In Front of an Angel by Michelle-And-The-Beatle reviews
Sam and Dean tend to fight a lot. Cas acts as their... buffer, in a way. Tickle fic. Please Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Make It Canon by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Dean, who by the way, totally doesn't have a crush on Cas, even a little bit (hell no, he's not gay for his best friend, what is Sammy /thinking/), discovers Destiel. Sam suggests he make it canon. Dean is horrified, because there is /no/ way he has thought about that. Not even once. -Non-established, implied Destiel, mentions of Sabriel and Wincest. Crack. Cas is mentioned only.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by Magsforever reviews
Angel!Dean Human!Cas AU Dean pulls Castiel Winchester out of Hell after he sold his soul for his baby brother.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Alastair, Castiel, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
It'll be okay by sexierthanthetardis reviews
HighSchool AU. Castiel is being abused by his father and tries to hide it from dean. warning: mentions of suicide and self-mutilation
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Charlie B. - Complete
That Certainly Wasn't In The Bible by Owl Lady reviews
Sam and Gabriel are decorating the bunker for Christmas when the lights in Sam's head go off. Isn't this the angel that told The Virgin Mary she was pregnant...oh he had to hear this story. Sabriel and Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Wicked Games by violets-are-violet reviews
"You ran off without me Gallagher Girl"/Because we all know that hot guys can seriously mess with a girl's head/ "I moved in four days ago" "So that was you making all the noise"/ "Say it, Cammie" I laughed, "Okay Zach, you're beautiful."/ series of oneshots/ -DISCLAIMED-
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,445 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Taylee One-Shots by LisaLauren reviews
Just some fluffy Tod x Kaylee fics based off ideas I've had. :) May contain spoilers!
Soul Screamers series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Tod H., Kaylee C.
Life Continues by ChristelJo reviews
For those who requested, this will be life after what happened in Things Can Happen. So, I very much suggest you read that one first. Warning, the format in that book is a little hard to read at first. Please read my profile, and you will have your answer. / Well, in this book, you will see how life is after Tony and Ziva have a baby, and move in together. Rated T just for safety.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Blue Moon by Madness to My Methods reviews
When someone she never thought she would see again turns up on her doorstep, opening a whole can of worms, Claire is surprised. She is worried about what her blast from the past, Kyel, on her doorstep means. Because Claire has a secret. A dangerous one at that. A world never known to exist is brought to light. Be ready to duck, because The Shit. Has Hit. The Fan. ON HIATUS
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,161 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Claire D.
Double Wedding & A Bassinet by KissofDeath8487 reviews
Sequel to 'Halloween in Morganville' Claire & Eve's Wedding. What happens when Claire finds out she might be pregnant?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Claire D., Shane C., Eve R., Michael G. - Complete
Twisted experiment by alexandraemily-boss reviews
Myrnin offers Shane and Claire a way to get back to normality, but everything changes when an ancient revenge seeking vampire comes after Shane. Eve's gone completely psycho and all Michael can do is watch and wait. I'm crap summary's none of this fits.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,718 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Falling Into Place by Kristina-Rose-Ivashkov reviews
Cammie meets Zach Goode a NASCAR driver who thinks Cammie is an actor but she is really an actuary he thought she was the actor who was attending his ex wifes wedding with him and then it all fell in place. Rated T for language and other things
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G., Macey M., Preston W.
A Night with Sterek by El Ezekiel reviews
"Derek, come over my place tonight. And we'll..um, do some normal things that normal people do, normally." "..Sure." Fluff, I guess. Does fluff equals to Romance Humor? idk. Um, drabbles/short fic?
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
The Ashes of Dreams you let die by rocca12 reviews
" ... because I'm pregnant, Michael. - It's not your best lie. Try somethig better. " Mikita, Now: multi-chapter story ;
Nikita - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,090 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Nikita, Michael
Fight or Flight by Nightingale96 reviews
This is a story in which leads on from that amazing kiss in the book. I hope people will enjoy this story and review it so I can be inspired to continue our story. In this story Chloe and Derek go through massive twists and turns in their relationship. But can they stick together or will it be to hard to handle? Read to find out.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,650 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S.
And Then There Was You by luckydied reviews
Claire and Shane are madly in-love; but what if Eve and Michael are not? What if Michael's vampirism is too much for Eve to deal with? Will he decide to go for a girl who is more understanding? Even if she the love of his best friends life?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Shane C., Michael G.
Things Can Happen by ChristelJo reviews
Tony and Ziva had a special night after several years of waiting, but they weren't careful, and now they've got a bundle. How will Ziva tell him? Will she even tell him? Ziva didn't even know it could it happen after events in Somalia, but things can happen. The format might me hard to read at first. But it gets better. Read my profile for information about that.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,891 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
After School and all that Jazz by jenn-is-me reviews
It's after school and Zach has messed up big time, will he ever win Cammie back? The books are property of Ally Carter! Rated T because of kissing and some language... R&R PLZ &THX! *COMPLETE! AHHHHH!* I PUT A GLIMPSE OF THE FUTURE UP! &POSS. SEQUEL! -this story is going under MAJOR editing- many changes are coming! Keep you eyes open for the newest version! :) -jenn
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,176 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Pizza Man by FarFromNever reviews
Castiel is worried about the pizza man.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W., Azazel/Yellow-Eyes - Complete
What Happens In Nebraska Stays In Nebraska by XJamesBondX reviews
Sequel to Into the Night. Zach spends the Christmas with Cammie and her family, along with Kate and Melanie. What could possibly happen in two weeks? When your a spy...a lot can. Rate T for safety. ZxC. Point of view may vary.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,786 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Blood Relatives by A246 reviews
SEQUEL TO 'CAN ONE MISTAKE CHANGE EVERYTHING' Claire receives some bad news from a person of her past, will her and her friends be able to survive another deadly mission? or will they meet the bloody death that awaits them?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,938 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Cheater by A246 reviews
Claire finds out she's pregnant but when she goes to tell Shane she finds another surprise, what will she do?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 98,077 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
The Profound Bond by im-an-idjit reviews
When the FBI teams up with Angels in the Human-Angel Cooperation Initiative, Dean finds himself developing more than unsuitable thoughts about his new celestial partner.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,916 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
More than a Man by einstinette reviews
"Dean, you're just a man. I'm an angel." Cas regretted the words as soon as he had said them. He knew that Dean was more than just a man, he was something else entirely. Sucky summary. Please read and review anyway.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Don't Judge A Boy By Her Cover by GGGirlADDICTSiSters reviews
NOT like book 3. All Normal! When a boy from a teenage band gets hurt, he has to send in his twin sister to pretend to be him for he doesn't get fired. The twin can't let anyone know her true identity. The rest you have to read!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011
Not Just From the Pizza-Man by thewinchesterlifestyle reviews
Eve has been killed and Dean decides he could try with Lisa again. Castiel seems to have his own war and there is nothing Dean can do to help him. But months later Dean calls for his angel and Castiel is experiencing something he never expected. Jealousy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Of Winchester's and Hogwarts by humanitys-strongest-penguin reviews
This is a kind of Superwhopotterlock, more Superpotter, destiel Hogwarts au. Castiel, seeker of the Hufflepuff Quidditch team is in hisseventh year at Hogwarts. Unbeknownst to the general population of Hogwarts School of Whitchcraft and Wizardry, he and best friend Dean Winchester have been dating since the start of their sixth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Ginny W., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I Can Feel Your Heartbeat by Tarafina reviews
Seven months they've been sleeping together, and tonight, whether Felicity wants him to or not, Oliver will define what 'they' are.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Oliver Q., Felicity S. - Complete
The Rope: A Salvatore War by MistressSymone reviews
Damon comes back to Mystic Falls with Katherine on his arm. To stop the destruction they caused, Bonnie does a spell to go back in time and prevent it all, but accidentally sends Elena back to 1864...in Katherine's place. Season 1 off canon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 104,279 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
One Drop and You're Done by Dark-Supernatural-Angel reviews
While Dean Winchester was tracking down the vampire that turned him, Pastor Young's men captured him while thinking that he was one of Klaus' hybrids. Will Dean escape and get the blood he needs in time before he unwillingly condemns himself for eternity? Could this mistake result in something good for those that Dean meets during his captivity? [Middle of SPN-6x05 & VD-4x01]. R&R!
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,347 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Circling the City by Asiill reviews
Dean and Castiel met a year ago in Cas' coffee shop. It was fire and heat and something else neither of them were ready to put a name too. Now Dean is back in town and looking to see if the spark is still there. Sequel to "Corner of the Universe" Coffee House AU. Rated M for Destiel. Mild Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Looking for a happy ending by Leigh59 reviews
An unexpected meeting from someone from her past brings up long buried memories and painful feelings. Leaving her wondering when her turn for love and happiness will come. Guests from NCIS will show up from time to time.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 74,340 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Castiel Meets The Pizza Man by Optimistic Lyricist reviews
Dean orders pizza...and lets Cas get the door. Now Castiel has a few questions for the pizza man.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Running and Thinking by LoveHeartsMusicBooksTVFanfic reviews
My Fist Fanfic about Gallagher Girls! Cammie is on run from both good and evil trying to find the answers she needs. These are some of her thoughts and what she does when she see some people one day... Read and Review please! POLL Up Now! New Update!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Cammie M.
Mission in Rome by Indian Gallagher Girl reviews
Cammie and Zach have never met and are assigned on a mission together, will it be successful, and will cammie and zach be able to get a long Disclaimer: Ally Carter Owns All
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,051 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Meant To Be by Purpliexzy reviews
Elena Gilbert has been in love with Damon Salvatore since she was 15. Now at 19, she got a chance with him but she let her twin sister take him away from her. What will happen when Damon understands the real twist?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,715 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by Vampires-Rock-xXx reviews
Bella & her brother Emmett's parents died, what happens when they get seprated? Emmett is doing all of his power to try to find her again & to get her back when he is 18, what happens when Emmett's best friend starts having feelings for her? 1st Preface
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,143 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Farm by dominicson12 reviews
Stiles is suspended from school, and his father thinks the only way he will learn to try is to ship him away to a friend's farm for a month. Stiles dreads the idea until he arrives at the farm and that's when things really heat up. Starts off T, but will most likely be M soon!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
When Friendship Dies by Aquatine reviews
Eve only has eyes for her secret love, Shane! Just as Eve quits being Goth, Shane proposes to Claire. How far is Eve willing to betray her best friend for the love of her life? And will she succeed? PLEASE R&R LOVELIES (: Warning; Strong Language in later chapters.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Eve R., Shane C.
Behind the shield by SterekHalinski reviews
Stiles goes over to Dereks with Scott for training,Derek notices something about Stiles ... hopefully a multi chapter fic
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
In My Veins by Kiimii-Rose reviews
Derek has been having a few issues the last few days and hasn't had any sleep. Just as Derek is about to fall asleep Stiles text's Derek. What will happen when the big old sourwolf is tired, has been deprived of sleep mixed with stiles our dear clown who just can't keep his mouth and his childish actions under control? One-shot! Sterek!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Magnets by soyxunxperdedor reviews
Stiles thinks Derek's new apartment feels cold, and he decides to fix that.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Sterek: A Fluffy Tale by ReluctantSlashFan reviews
Five moments of fluff between Stiles and Derek. A continuation of Sterek: A Love Story. -Beta'd by TheDevilDuchess-
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Stiles, Derek H.] - Complete
Frantic by TheDevilsDuchess reviews
OneShot: Since they don't need him anymore why should he stay?
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [Derek H., Stiles] - Complete
Memories by TheDevilsDuchess reviews
OneShot: You never know what you'll find
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [Derek H., Stiles] - Complete
Just Dance by Biene reviews
When Tony and Ziva dance at McGee's and Abby's wedding, magic unfolds and long overdue decisions are made.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dancing in the Rain by HeavennLeahh reviews
Just a very short but super cute and fluffy (bit like a kitten lol) little one shot to do with Tiva and sleeping at work. Nothing much to really say without giving the story away but please read and I hope you enjoy it. :)
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Derek's razor by replicasex reviews
Stiles is afraid of his bathroom. It's weirder than it sounds.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
To Be Thankful For by rebecca-in-blue reviews
Tagged to Shell Shock: The team has Thanksgiving dinner at Gibbs's house – but what happens when foul weather forces them all to spend the night there?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Undercover Storms by dreaming-of-tonight reviews
"I thought you were asleep." she stated, taking in his sleep-ruffled hair and the dark circles under his eyes. "And I thought you brought pajamas." he countered... A rainy night undercover for our two favorite people.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Tell Me You Love Me by TheDevilsDuchess reviews
OneShot: It started that night at the schools pool. Derek wonders why Stiles didn't leave him to die and Stiles thinks if the situation repeated he would do the same. They both have feelings for one another though neither will admit it and sometimes just for a few seconds they stop eyes locking but the words always left hanging in the air, unspoken, because they're too afraid.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2013 - [Derek H., Stiles] - Complete
the scarred heart doesn't weep (it grows cold) by Muffintine reviews
[complete] Derek's body is warm pressed against him, solid and real. Stiles doesn't ask why he's here, but he thinks he understands. They stay like that for minutes, hours, Stiles isn't sure. When Derek speaks, his tone is resigned. "The hurt never goes away," Derek tells him. Stiles blinks back tears. "I know," he replies. Warning: Character Death.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
I Never Want to Hear Those Words Again by TheDevilsDuchess reviews
OneShot: When Stiles gets a phone call from Laura learning Derek's been hurt he rushes to the hospital only to discover that it wasn't an accident. The Hunters are back and they're out for Derek's blood.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2013 - [Derek H., Stiles] Laura H. - Complete
Surprise- Darkest Powers Chronicles by Eletha Landon reviews
Moody? Occasionally sick? Cravings? When Chloe isn't quite acting like herself, Derek starts to develop suspicions. However, he doesn't know if he wants to be right or not. Is he and Chloe even ready for this? But, when he gets his answer, he just knows. Everything is going to be alright. Darkest Powers Chronicles, Valentine's Day One-Shot. Review please!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Oblivion by IronCladGod reviews
"For someone who's pretty observant, it's amazing how oblivious you're choosing to be." "Well, I'm no Sherlock Holmes. You might need to give me a little more to work with if you want me to pick up on what you're talking about."
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
It's Life, Get Over It by lillyrosenight reviews
This is an AU of Morganville it takes place in the future. Shane gets Claire pregnant at age 18. After she's told him that she's pregnant he's walked out of her life. What happens, when Claire now 22 has to tell Shane that he's the father?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,915 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
blood goes rattling through my veins (i turn my camera on) by blueinkedbones reviews
Almost before the bullet punches through the double-plated glass living room window, shattering it spectacularly, Derek has Stiles under him on the floor, shouting, "Everyone get down!" (AKA that actor!Stiles/bodyguard!Derek AU nobody asked for)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Cliches by ReluctantSlashFan reviews
Stiles' solution to Derek's 'alleged' cheesiness.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Derek H., Stiles] - Complete
You Only Live Twice by Lauren-Jade95 reviews
Claire gets attacked one night one the way home from Myrnin's. The only way to survive is to be changed into a Vampire. Shane and Eve are against it but Michael and Myrnin are there to help. With old romances failing, will new survive. REWRITEN CHAPTERS
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,877 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Michael G., Claire D.
All For The Love Of A Boy by Sanity and Katlin reviews
Bella and her friends transfer into Forks High School from La Push. Bella likes Seth and Seth likes Bella but neather knows it. Bella starts to date Edward to make Seth jealous. So... Does it work? Like usual rating may change. UP FOR ADOPTION
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Bella, Seth
Caught in a Storm by Lauraa.Ann reviews
The BAU team head to Alaska for their last case together before Prentiss leaves for London and an apprehensive Garcia is asked to accompany them again. However, after finishing the job and catching the unsub a terrible blizzard hits the town and they are unable to get home, will the close proximity of the team members spark some long hidden feelings?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Carrying The Killers Spawn by The Ghost of Shugar Highs Past reviews
Spencer is carrying Ians child as a result of rape ... the only person for there the wonderful Toby Cavanaugh. Spencer/ Toby Aka Sober . Implied Melissa/Ian. One-sided Spencer Ian
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 54,756 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
The choice by michelleviau reviews
Elena has turned into a vampire after the accident, she has many more big choices to come.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
Cammie's life by jellomello143 reviews
Cammie and Zach have been best friends since birth but what happens when a new boy tries to take Cammie from Zach? This is war between the two boys. Who will win her heart? The best part is there all spies...even the new boy...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Corner of the Universe by Asiill reviews
Castiel owns a little coffee house and is watching a gorgeous, green eyed customer from afar. Can he work up the courage to speak to him? And if he does will he share this little corner of his universe? Coffee House AU. One-Shot. Rated M. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Not so helpless Elena by Teresafizzle reviews
Elena has known the Salvtores for two years but one day Damon and Elena go some were not on a date but some were and Elena starts to act and feel strange. For Delenains own.I do not own Damon :( Oh and I have 5 chappies ready
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Elena, Damon
Catch Me If You Can by thesonicwizard reviews
Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester. Inspired by a post from therangerofthenorth on tumblr.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Taking Care by arabean reviews
A missing scene from 4.06, "We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes." How Elena went from a drop in the lake to waking up nice and dry in her bed.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
Retrospect by thesonicwizard reviews
"I grabbed his hand, I know I did. I heard him say my name, I know I did. I told him to come on. I know I did."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
When Tod returns by LisaLauren reviews
*IF I DIE SPOILERS* Soul screamers series: Set two weeks after Kaylee dies, Tod still hasn't come back yet. This is my version of what happens when he does... :)
Soul Screamers series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Tod H., Kaylee C. - Complete
High School by xxDeadInsidexx reviews
Elena Gilbert is just an average girl and an unexpected meeting may just change her life for the better. AU. All human. Chapter 3 is posted.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Elena, Damon
I'll Have You in the End by maraudergirl15 reviews
When Stefan leaves town for a week. What will Elena do all on her own and with Damon in town. Will Elena give in? What about the missing diary? Takes place in the vampire Diaries The Stuggle. Same story Different ending
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Damon, Elena - Complete
sweet surrender by Rachel Louise xxx reviews
shane gripped my hand Michael the other. i knew it would come to this just not this soon. it was then i noticed only one person was holding my hand. i heard Eve scream and drop to the floor like a stone... please read and review
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Claire D.
Dreams by MissAlys reviews
Stefan breaks up with Elena, breaking her heart. With Damon there to help, can she fix the hole in her heart?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Elena, Damon
taylee truth or dare by crazybookgirl101 reviews
tod and kaylee hanging in her room...a game of truth or dare...wonder where it will lead
Soul Screamers series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Tod H., Kaylee C. - Complete
Stronger by staciee96 reviews
Renesmee finally gets some freedom from her parents. But is she strong enough to handle college by herself? I OWN NOTHING BUT THE IDEA!
Crossover - Twilight & Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Claire D.
Drugs Make You High by sydneysages reviews
What happens when each of the MV characters get dosed with extra strong drugs? Claire first, then others to follow. Review and say who you want next. T for language and possible content in later oneshots. Possible character bashing. R&R 6. Oliver 7. Richard
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011
Troubles in the Glass house by Kaitlynxo reviews
A shanexclaire lovestory. Claire finds out she's pregnant at the age of 19. Shane struggles to come to terms with the fact that he's going to be a father, and Claire learns that their baby is highly desired by the vampires to train from the age of one. Will everything work out okay in the end?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Devil's Lair by sydneysages reviews
ClaireOliver. When Oliver wants to take over Morganville, he doesn't do it by force. No, this time, he weasels his way in...through Claire. The site's first Claire/Oliver story. Penultimate chapter. /graphic thanks to Flying Penguinz.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,473 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Oliver, Claire D. - Complete
We Don't Get Fairytales by gryffindorkxx reviews
"What happened?" I could feel the words coming. I didn't want to say them. Saying them meant that it was true, and I would give anything for it to not be. "I killed him."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,976 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Unforgotten Love by Prettywittlesecrets reviews
Elena is now a vampire and Remeber Everything. How her and damon met Damon telling her how much he loves her but How dose she feel about this well she go back to Stefan or Damon who loved her First...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Damon, Elena
Love Means Facing Your Biggest Fears, And Trusting by A Runner At Heart reviews
After a tragic event, Cammie moves back to Virginia from California, where she meets a certain Green-Eyed-Boy. The past comes back, and love sparks up. But soon, the truth come out, and Cammie and the gang are out searching for answers, answers she may or may not like. ZAMMIE! No spies! All normal! Full summary inside!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 44,232 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Cheated by jjrw1998 reviews
Shane cheated on Claire. Eve cheated on Michael. When your heart has been broken, who do you go to for comfort? ClaireXMichael. Sorry don't know what language will be used so just go for it!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Michael G., Claire D. - Complete
she's mine by CrimsonNinja01 reviews
what happens when stefan leaves to go to washington and leaves elena with damon since caraline and bonny are in hawii,what will happen while their in an empty house? guess you'll have to read it to find out! T/M
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Damon, Elena
Happily Never After by Dark-Blood-Drop reviews
Shane, Eve and Micheal have a new visitor in town and her name is MiMi. She has set her sights on Shane and will stop at nothing to have him, even if it means ruining her relationships with all of her friends. MiMi aims to make Claire look like that bad guy and she is succeeding leaving Shane and Claire's relationship hanging in the balance. Lots of Swearing :
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,740 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Remembering To Forgive by PaigeTurner395 reviews
What if in the book Fade Out event's played out a little differently. What if Claire caught Kim putting the cameras in their rooms but when she tried to tell the glass house members no one believed her..not even Shane. Heartbroken she flees Morganville..
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,664 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Claire D.
The Lost Night by Damonficgirl reviews
Audrey wakes up on Duke's boat after having too much to drink. Duke has fun with the situation but what really happened? Set during season 1 when Nathan and Jess were dating. A fun little oneshot.
Haven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Audrey P., Duke C. - Complete
A Soul's Desire by Chibigurl116 reviews
Kaylee's life just wouldn't be normal without some otherworldly creature appearing and trying to take her life. But this time, she's not the one in danger. Can she really save someone who's lied to her and another who is already dead?
Soul Screamers series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Kaylee C., Tod H.
Just Another Year by GallagherGirl03 reviews
Summary inside! So now you are required to read it so you can read the summary. Come on, you know you wanna know what it's about.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,505 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Melt My Heart by violets-are-violet reviews
Cameron Morgan. A lonely girl from florida who needs to be put back together. She is broken. One fateful day decides her future. One crash. No parents. Her decision? To move to New York with Aunt Abby and start a new life. One boy may change her life.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,675 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Illusion by HayleyFanOfBooks reviews
Shane needed to leave and he did but now he returns 6 years later and the town looks the same but some of the people are not and Clair? What happend to her? Rated T. Please subscribe and review xoxo
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Shane C., Claire D.
I Hate The Way You Lie by jellomello143 reviews
Cammie's so confused, she doesn't know what's happening to all the loved ones around her, all she knows is that the world is slowly turning to ash right before her eyes. She knows things no girl should and it could destroy her. Real summary inside! Book 2
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,085 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Family Time by Vampires-Rock-xXx reviews
SEQUEL to 'A Wonderful Family'. Claire and Shane has there family, and this is just some scenes where Claire and Shane spend time with the kids and each other, but the kids wants another baby brother or sister, how will Claire and Shane reacted to that?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Breathing by Secret Agent Codename Bob reviews
Oneshot - 100 word fic. Taylee. Tod's perspective. It's so quiet right now, in the early hours of the morning. Everything is silent apart from you. Breathing. Living.
Soul Screamers series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Tod H., Kaylee C. - Complete
Hide n Seek by jellomello143 reviews
After an unexpected appearance at Blackthorne Cammie, Bex, Macey, Liz, and the Blackthorne boys are sent on a mission only to have their plane crash onto a deserted island in the middle of nowhere how are they going to survive on an island all together?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011
Not Afraid by jellomello143 reviews
She's a spy but was born an assassin. Always went in for the kill. Never gave a dang about anything. She's nowhere near perfect. She ran away from things half her life. Now he's here and trying to get her. She's not going to budge easily
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,636 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Cammie M. - Complete
Make Me Feel by boqlover reviews
An alternate ending to 2x01. When Elena finds Damon fresh from Katherine's rejection will she push him away or let him in?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,106 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Seductress by sydneysages reviews
Claire/Michael. There's a deep desire between the pair of them, something ignited when they're together. But, unfortunately, there's Shane in the way. And just what happens when Amelie finds out? R&R /complete
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,120 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Claire D., Michael G. - Complete
Since When by x-menobsessed26 reviews
She's just a kid. He's a bloodsucker. She has a boyfriend, he has a girlfriend. Since when did Claire and Michael have feelings for each other? ON HIATUS!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - [Claire D., Michael G.]
Unwelcome Visitor by breakingfree05 reviews
Shane does something no one ever thought he would do. While everything settles down someone from Claire's past shows up. Someone she never thought she would see again. What is she to do? What about Shane? Takes place after Kiss Of Death.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,979 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010
Leaving Them by SpencerReidFanatic reviews
Spencer's family finally make her snap. So she leves. She finds herself at Toby's hotel room door. With them in the same room and same bed,will the playful flirting become more? Will they last, with all the problems bound to come? ON HIATUS UNTIL JULY 11, 2012.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Spencer H., Toby C.
Forgiveness by Dragons-Twilight1992 reviews
Edward left Bella in the woods and she gets changed by Victoria. Now they meet 3 years later, when the Cullen's go to Dartmouth. Will Bella forgave for family for leaving her? Will she tell them the secrets she hold close to her heart. Will Edward be able to break that shield from around her heart? Darkness is aproaching. Will Bella and her family be able to take on the coming dark
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 104,840 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
High School by corky7411 reviews
Claire and Shane have always hated each other, but what happens when they get paired up to do a project. Will they find friendship or something more.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,780 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Isla Nublar by shialuvr222 reviews
Winner of the Jurassic Park Challenge on the NFA forum. When the team heads out to an island in the North Pacific to investigate the death of a Lieutenant, they discover that Isla Nublar may not be as empty as they thought... Crossover with Jurassic Park.
Crossover - Jurassic Park & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,574 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012
The Life I Live With You by SnixX321 reviews
Sequel to "Spys and Boys: Not the best mix." Will the boys have the courage to ask the girls that special question or will the girls get imaptient and leave them? R&R, please.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 27,844 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Forgiving Scars by One Push Away From Falling reviews
Cammie leaves Gallagher to find answers but what happens when the COC catch her? The scars run deep in both body and mind! Will Cammie ever be the same again?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,767 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
I Do Not by they're not puppies reviews
So, Cammie has finally come back four years later from hiding from the Circle. Everything is well. Well, I mean if you count your 'best friend' getting married to the guy you're in love with. Sure I guess.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,580 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
To Truly Love by Darklight25833 reviews
Bella is left alone in the woods by Edward but what happens when Victoria attacks her and Jasper is there to safe her? Will she find the scars of the past to much to bare? Or will Jasper give her something more to car for. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,318 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Just A Summer Of A Lovestruck Spy by Sammilovesbutterflies reviews
This is a story that starts as a chatroom story, but then turns over to an actual story. Cammie's in Nebraska for the summer while all of her friends are away doing who-knows-what for the summer. Cammie gets a surprise guest. Or even...guests?Read&review!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,923 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011
AFFAIR OF THE HEART by Deadlyscorpio reviews
THIS ABOUT HOW SHANE IS STILL WITH CLAIRE BUT IS CURRENTLY DATING EVE TOO. SHANE CANT DECIDE WHO HE WANTS TO BE WITH. WANT TO FIND OUT WHO HE CHOOSES? KEEP ON READING THEN!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Shane C., Eve R.
All Your Fault by KeiaWinchester reviews
Damon comes home one day with the Impala keys in hand, and Dean doesn't like this one bit. Short, funny one-shot-If Damon ever got to Dean's car... Not Slash. One-shot! Angry!Dean
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Dean W., Damon S.
247 by 101fabgirl reviews
Having Zach as your body guard...that to 24/7 isn't what Cammie expected when she came back from summer break. Its the start of her Junior year, and she and her friends become closer to Zach as the year goes by LOTS OF ZAMMIE Rated T for language
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,598 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Missing, But Never Gone by 0ShatteredPenance0 reviews
AU! Zach and Cammie have known each other since childhood. They were happily married until she disappears. Seven years later, and Zach still hasn't given up hope.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,498 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
The Goode Truth by jgbbee reviews
Cammie, a producer, is forced to have Zach Goode, a vulgar and arrogant man that provides phenomenal ratings on her show. Cam hates Zach. He stands against everything she believes in; however, there's a thin line between love & hate. Rated T for language.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Destiny by Vampires-Rock-xXx reviews
Bella's been a vampire since 1518, she is the oldest vampire & has been on her own since then. What happens when Bella goes back to her home town & meets the Cullens & Edward, but somebody gets in the picture & they what Bella not her but her powers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,378 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cammie and Juvie mixed by max and me in a tree reviews
What will happen when indestructable Cameron Morgon goes to jail? R&R please, this one is good! Rated A for Awesome 8
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Cammie M.
Destined to Explode by FoolsRushIn reviews
What if Joshua had never come back in TOW the Fake Party? Chandler and Rachel are left alone to discuss their pathetic love lives. Randler.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,990 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Rachel G., Chandler B.
Secrets of the Soul by xXJustSomeRandomKidXx reviews
When Cammie moves to Roseville, she finds out that maybe, just maybe, love can last longer than a lifetime... Read and Review! No spies. Some mystery! I was formerly known as zammie4ever... XD
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,301 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
My Heart To Break by YourDemonicAssassin reviews
DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU READ THE FOURTH BOOK! Tod/Kaylee. "Nash loves you and I'm his brother." He said, letting go of my arm. "Because as much as I love you I can't do that to Nash, I'm sorry Kaylee"
Soul Screamers series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011
Into Mystic Falls by Patch Cipriano's Angel reviews
Claire's parents, with Amelie's permission, transfer Claire to Mystic Falls. Claire, heartbroken after breaking up with Shane, meets Damon. Will she be yet, another of Damon's victims? Or will she prove useful in helping them break the Sun and Moon curse?
Crossover - Morganville Vampires & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,526 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Claire D., Damon S.
Voice of an Angel by xxHannahMainxx reviews
Clare finds a new talent but everything starts to go wrong, will the pain leave her to beautiful meanings?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Claire D., Michael G.
Guardian Angel by Call-Me-Jackson reviews
Mikayla is a strong person. Both pysically, and emotionally. She can handle anything thrown her way, whether it concerns boys, school or terrorists. She knows everything. To some, knowing everything is a blessing in disguise. But for Mikayla, it's a curse
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,068 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Zach G., Joe S. - Complete
Unspeakable Truth by megmeg999 reviews
Claire and Michael are dealing with the stress of planning their wedding. But now, when times are hard as it is, more secrets are being unearthed. Will the couple make it through Michael's pasts' secrets? Or will it be the end of their relationship?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,988 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Michael G., Claire D.
Funky Biusness has consequences by madd.kaiit reviews
I really actually hate the idea of this but... What would happened if Eve and Shane make a drunken mistake, a day before Claire finds out big news? Dun, dun, dun ! Please give it a chance ! R AND R PLEASE ! Okay ? SO GO READ NOW ! please please please !
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Claire D., Michael G.
Our Mission by clovecarstairs02 reviews
8 teenage kids on a mission to retrieve a drug dealer.. in LA. Find out how these kids act in public school. Read it to find out. Zammie, Brant, Jiz and Macey/OC Rating may change to T on later chapters.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Cammie's big brother by Lmb111514 reviews
Cammie has always been an only child. One day she finds out that she has a twin brother who now goes to Blackthorne and is friends with her. Her friend don't know and start to get suspicious of them, what will Cammie and her brother do?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,153 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Cammie M., Grant
White Winter Hymnal by newbluemoon reviews
Christmas AU fic. Writer!Dean walks into a café late at night on Christmas Eve, looking for inspiration for his next novel. Instead he finds librarian!Cas. Destiel. Warnings for graphic sex and run on sentences. Reviews appreciated.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Kisses, Pranks, and True Loves by evil-hazel-18 reviews
I'm taking over this story for Italian.BettyBoop, and this is her amazing plot, not mine! Pranks are everywhere! Can they take what each gender dishes out? Will each couple survive? CxZ, BxG, MxT, LxJ! Will they turn against eachother? M for later chapte
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,033 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Kaine by Sorrywhatnow reviews
'Killing me won't change a thing Damon. They won't stop until they have Elena...and they'll kill you without a moments pause if you try and stop them.' Damon&Elena. Matt&Caroline Tyler&Bonnie
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,780 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
You're My Boyfriend's Best Friend I Can't Love You by Doodle6721 reviews
Zach gone MIA. Now Cammie has to go undercover... as Grant's fiance? Together, and with the help of a few friends, they'll attempt to save Zach.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,356 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Cammie M., Grant
Last Kiss by Naya.Paige reviews
Shane Breaks Claires heart and it's up to her to put it back together. But why did he do it? He gave no answers, no reasons. And why has he been sneaking out late at night without telling anyone?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
I'd Lie by Naya.Paige reviews
Claire has lived in Morganville her whole life. She's also been inlove with Shane collins her whole life. the problem is , he only sees her as a little sister. will he change his mind when his real little sister dies?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
She's Got This by veevee613 reviews
Cam and Zach are finally together. Unfortunatly, Zach-being Zach-just has to go and prove himself, makeing an ass out of himself in the process. Alas, Cammie can totally hold her own. Cammie's got this..Zach vs.Cammie-ness.Rated-T for language.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Beauty and the Spy by Sherbet123 reviews
Zach is a cocky spy, Cammie is your average girl. When Zach gets fired he has to change normal Cammie to super spy Cammie by the end of the month. But can he make it work? Better than it sounds. Run off on Beauty and the Beast
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Never Forget by Lilly Emerald reviews
Elena looses her memories, and finds herself drawn more to Damon then to Stefan. With so many things to discover will she ever remember who she was and does she want to, or does she want to make a fresh start with Damon? AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,655 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Crossing Boundaries by it's a placeholder reviews
Two roommates. Five meddling best friends. One movie night that changes everything. Will these two ever get past the boundaries they've had up for so long and admit their true feelings for each other? Slight OOC. ON HIATUS FOR EDITING.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,231 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
All Hallow's Eve by sydneysages reviews
To show the unity between vampires and humans, Amelie organises a compulsory Halloween party for the town to attend. But when the humans take advantage of this, what happens? Will they resolve it relatively peacefully, or will all hell break loose? R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,474 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Claire D., Amelie - Complete
Life sucks by EverRose17 reviews
Life for Claire Danvers is perfect, she thought when she walked to Myrnins lab. She hadn't anticipated what would her happen to her there. She became a vampire. What will Michael and Eve think? Or more importantly, what will Shane make of this new Claire?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,773 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
Morning Breaks by mz.twilightaddict reviews
A twist to breaking dawn. Bella is pregnant and Edward leaves. Bella later finds out Edward cheated on her, will she be able to forgive him? The Volturi come to destroy Bella's children, can she protect them? Even if it means losing her own life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,748 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
Meeting People by clovecarstairs02 reviews
The NCIS A-team investigates the murder of Josh Abram's dad. So when they go to Roseville, Virginia and meets Cammie and the Gallagher Girls, what could go wrong?
Crossover - NCIS & Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ziva D., Cammie M. - Complete
Claire and Shane's Happily Ever After by Iloveme92 reviews
Sequal to Shane's Discovery. Shane has just proposed to Claire on her 19th birthday and now they are getting married. How will they cope with trying to create a life for themselves whilst living in a town ran by vampires?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,459 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Revealing the truth! by alyalice456 reviews
something has happened to Claire and she wont tell anyone, not even Shane so he is determined to find out who did this to his girl.ShaneXClaire and some EveXMichael
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,112 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
When Edward Went Away by BeautifulBestseller reviews
What would happen if Edward left Bella for a second time? But what if this time ,he wasn't leaving to keep her safe? What if he left with Alice, his new love? Can Bella get better? Can Jasper help her? And will an unexpected friendship spring from it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 38,448 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Choices by Lauren Ballard reviews
As a suggestion from Stefan, Elena wears more vervain than just her necklace. Damon doesn't know this, and so when he compels her to forget that he loves her...It doesn't work. Will Elena feel the same? Would she choose Damon over Stefan? [DISCONTINUED]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,665 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
A Wonderful Family by Vampires-Rock-xXx reviews
SEQUEL to The Wedding, Claire and Shane finally has a family they always wanted but something goes terribly wrong with the 3 babies, when they are born they have been taken... who's taken them?, find out what happens here.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,577 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Is He Worth Fighting For? by SnixX321 reviews
'It's been 8 years, 5 months, 3 days, 4 hours, 24 minutes and 8 seconds since I last saw her.' After graduation, Cammie became a top spy and never saw Zach agian but now he's back. Is it too late to save what they had or will it crumble? **Character Death
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,408 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The East Wing by sweetlylethal reviews
One-Shot : It was 3:27 am. My footsteps had been silent. There was no way anybody knew I was down here. And, yet something about this situation was unsettling. "Well, well, well, I always knew this day would come, Gallagher Girl"
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Toujours by sydneysages reviews
Amelie and Oliver from the beginning. Short snaps of various points in their relationship, from the very start, until Bite Club. R&R please. Title thanks to NothingnessAlchemist.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Amelie, Oliver - Complete
Houses Made of Cards by The Ghost of Shugar Highs Past reviews
All the liars find their soulmates while having relationship problems. 4 part. Start. Seanna , Ezria ,Wrencer , and Bemily . Ending with Haleb , Jaria , SPOBY , and Samily XD Top 100 Challenge
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/6/2011
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Reaper Saves Lives by XxBeauty-Xx-Of-xX-EternityxX reviews
How I wish a scene in My Soul To Steal went. OOC. Taylee! One Shot.
Soul Screamers series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2011
The One with the Sneezing by CassandraHolly reviews
Dougie looked up. His eyes were slightly red rimmed, and his cheeks were flushed. "Tchoo!"
Just My Luck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Dougie P. - Complete
Nineteenth Century Twins by Yamaha-117 reviews
An accident with the pocket watch strands Elena in 1864. She must deal with not only Katherine, but younger versions of the Salvatore brothers. When the time comes to choose, what will she decide? Past Damon, or present Stefan?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,390 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Matching Tattoos by yvonnetanner reviews
Betting against Patch in a pool game can have terribly humorous consequences.
Hush, Hush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Shane and the glow in the dark condoms by heartbrokentears reviews
Shane finds out about some condoms and he wants to use them on Claire. Inculdes drama, drama, and more drama. One unexcpected hospital vist and lots of tears later, where is this story going to end?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,469 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Shane C., Claire D.
Valentine's Day by laraandkurtisfan97 reviews
I stared at the enemy and unclasped my hand. Blood dripped to the ground. I glanced once more at Shane's motionless body before I heard the glass fall to the ground, shattering into tiny pieces. This was it. This was how I was going to die
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,347 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
No WAY! Nuh uh! Nope! by KateGoode reviews
Cammie never thought she would have to train a newbee, but when the director tells her too she has no choice. What will happen when the probie leads her right in to the clutches of the COC?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Pink Elephants by The Ghost of Shugar Highs Past reviews
Sequel to Blue Devils. Toby talking about his feelings and past to his family.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Spencer H. - Complete
Hair Necessesities by The Ghost of Shugar Highs Past reviews
Toby and Caleb talking about hair.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Caleb R., Toby C. - Complete
In It Together by The Ghost of Shugar Highs Past reviews
Almost 24 hours without sleep so it is crappy garunteed but its funny and its a kinda bromance between Caleb and Toby.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Toby C., Caleb R. - Complete
Blue Devils by The Ghost of Shugar Highs Past reviews
Toby visits Spencer in jail almost 30 years after she was convicted for murdering Alison.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Spencer H., Toby C.
MIA by That's Classified reviews
What happens when Zach goes M.I.A when Cammie's pregnant? Will they reunite? Read to find out! :D PLEASE! Possible eventual Zammie. Plz R&R! :P Thx.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Silence by sweetdreams106 reviews
Turns out Shane isn't the guy she thought he was. She is torn up and after running home she is forced to relive the pain of the night. Can Micheal help her? Based on the song by mayday parade. Full story inside. enjoy!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Claire D., Michael G.
I'd Kill to Love You by Ironicpseudonymhere reviews
Cameron Morgan. Josh Abrams. Zachary Goode. These three will come to realize that sometimes what happens in the past can't be forgotten. "Running away is never the answer." Synopsis inside!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,345 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Forbidden Reasons by 0ShatteredPenance0 reviews
Sequel to Forbidden Plays The mysteries continue as the rivals grow stronger, relationships are strained and secrets are discovered by the ones they were meant to be kept from...as well as someone returns who was supposed to be gone for good. AU
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011
I'm Not Who You Think I Am by akjupiter reviews
Cammie moves to the small town of Roseville,Virginia and tried her best to keep a secret. Zach is a popular guy and when he sees Cammmie,he knows something's different about her. But Zach has a secret of his own to keep...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Meeting The Family by melissaeatsbabies reviews
Claire's family is in for a huge football game, and Claire's dad invites Shane over for a Danvers Tradition. How Well Will This Turn Out? I posted this story once, but I had a lot of mistakes, so I deleted it, Fixed it, and Now Its Back ! :D
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Shane C., Claire D.
A True Man Wears Pink by melissaeatsbabies reviews
Funny one shot between Claire & Shane. What happens if in the book 'Kiss of Death' Claire and Eve couldn't get the laundry to turn back to white, and Claire had to find a way to tell Shane. Will It Go The Way She Planed ? I own nothing. all goes to RC
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Shane C., Claire D. - Complete
A Second Chance At Life by melissaeatsbabies reviews
Claire Danvers was a happy, only child, of two loving parents. That is, until her father died. Now Claire is back in Morganville, with her Best,and only friend Micheal,with the help of his new friends,can they help Claire get over the death of her father?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
Just Not Ready by Naya.Paige reviews
Claire finds out she's pregnant, but instead of Shane being the one who wants to run away and hide, it's her. Shane is actually strangely happy...
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
After Dark by lAuRaa'XD reviews
Claire gets locked out of the house in the dark, which is not a good idea when you live in Morganville, Vampire Central. What will happen, and will she survive? Rubbish summary I know, but please R&R! :D
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
Dancing with Tears in my eyes by sweetdreams106 reviews
Shane leaves on a 'job' for Myrin but leaves Claire and the others behind. Clarie is broken so Eve tries to cheer her up at a party. But what happens when a few dirty secrets are spilled? what happens when micheal turns to claire? bettter inside R&R Tsafe
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,417 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Claire D., Michael G.
Cross My Heart, Our Version by Bookfreaks98 reviews
What if Cammie had a brother? What if Abby worked at Blackthorne? What if Cammie isn't the blushing, stuttering girl we have come to love. be careful blackthone boys!this is GG2, our way. Give it a shot!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,250 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011
Kate Rogers and Blackthorne Covers by TheOriginalAussieNinja reviews
What will happen when Cammie goes under cover at Blackthorne... what secrets will seep throught the schools cracks? My version of gg3 pleas R&R! I suck at summaries
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Next To You by iwritee reviews
Cammie and Zach are childhood best friends. But the summer before Senior Year changes it all...whether they like it or not.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Flower and Fate by Hungarymama reviews
She came to water the plants, but she did so much more. She danced, hummed, modeled and made him smile. Zach lived to see her, and so did the plants.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Moving? by akjupiter reviews
Cammie, Bex, Macey, and Liz are sent out to live with the guys and Cammie's step-cousin Derek. Derek might be jealous because after all, they aren't really related. What will happen to Zammie? Plz review! Includes suspense... :
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010
Forbidden Plays by 0ShatteredPenance0 reviews
Cammie was to inherit the family business, so was Zach. They meet each other and instantly know there's a connection between them. The only problem is: Their families are sworn enemies. Based off of Romeo and Juliet. AU Zammie story.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,493 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Remember Me by jellomello143 reviews
Sequel to Please Don't Hurt Me. When all their memories are erased from that horrible night they all get a fresh start…except for Cammie. With her back and alive will she be able to go through the pain again? PLEASE DON'T READ TILL YOU'VE READ BOOK ONE!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
A Change In Daily Routine by jellyloveselijahandclare reviews
What happens when four Gallagher Girls and four Blackthorne Boys are sent to public school! Will they be able to fit in? Z/C G/B J/L P/M/N
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
One simple message by TheOriginalAussieNinja reviews
"Everyone thinks your dead" "She didn't have the guts to kill me"... what happens when blackthorne comes back to gallagher, who will cammie meet? OK this is my first fan fic... if it sucks please tell me!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,413 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Complete
Running Out of Time by musicfreak330 reviews
What if Zach and Cammie went to the dance,undercover for a mission? They have to safe the students from Roseville high to pass their exams, of course they have to go unnoticed, in other words they have to act like normal teens. Will they make it?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Now you see her, now you don't by Zachlover16 reviews
What if Cammie had a seceret? What if she's the exception to Zach when he says all girls fall for him? Will he care? What will happen to his player status?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Peanut Butter and Jelly by ImmaRapes reviews
Zachary Goode's life was simple. Go to school, ace his tests, avoid contact with his mom. It was as simple as peanut butter and jelly. Simple before he fell in love.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Zach G.
Broken by MissDale reviews
Katherine returns,and Stefan wants her back and starts being abusive to Elena,But he threatens to kill her family if she dares tell anyone. Will Damon realise what happening to the woman he loves,will Elena realise how Damon feels about her
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,945 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
False Pretences by imfromvenus reviews
Baaaaasically it's just me messing around with Rachel Caine's characters:D Title thanks to vicky199416 :
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011
Betrayal by EmilyJG reviews
Claire loves Shane. Shane loves Claire. Eve loves Michael. Michael loves Claire. Such a happy family?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Claire D.
Lies or Protection? by QueenOfFrozenWinds reviews
Claire has lived with her housemates for over a year now but do they really know her? or does she have a secret that could tear them all apart? read and find out more!R&R plz!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,346 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
Morganville Facebook by Vampi Katherine reviews
Everyone in Morganville has a facebook ? Hey,I thought that was illegal but who cares. Right? Majorly OCD!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Claire D.
I'll Always Be With You by serenadreams reviews
At the Masquerade ball what if Jeremy hadn't stopped Stefan and Damon in time and they killed Katherine. Elena dies but is she really dead? A Delena Story!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,024 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The One With The War by CassandraHolly reviews
'"BIG CHIN!" Danny screeched. "I HAVE BIG NOSE IN SIGHT! I HAVE BIG NOSE IN SIGHT! BIG CHIN, DO YOU HEAR ME?"' Wars are fought only for the good of mankind and the best of intentions. Well, in theory, anyway.
Just My Luck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Zach POV of the DC Mission by MickyKat reviews
The title explains it all. Zach's POV of the events surrounding the D.C Mission
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,132 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Zach G.
I Will Remember by midnightquiver reviews
What if Claire was actually transfered to another college right in the beginning?Three years later and she's back in Morganville, but she doesn't remember anyone.not at first, and why did she come back? read to find out.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,469 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Remember Cinderella? by gallaghergirl23 reviews
Cammie lives with Joe and has never met her parents or been to Gallagher. Joe sends Zach to kidnap Cammie from her normal life and bring her to Blackthorne. SEQUEL COMING SOON! :
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 24,675 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
House of Fun and Suprises by Natalia Collins reviews
When there are three couples all living in one house there is bound to be trouble as well as fun and some major life changing issues. Alyssa is alive in this story please give it a chance. Beware there is some language. Sorry I haven't updated in a while.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Alyssa C./Lyssa, Jason R.
Death Runners by ShaneCollins'Wife reviews
Michael has to report some bad news to Claire, she has to stay in Morganville. Forever. She's convinced she can change Amelie's mind, but can she? New vampires roll in to town and they find out Bishop ISN'T dead! Claire and the gang are running again...
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
Changes by EverRose17 reviews
Claire has been spending a lot of time with Michael and Shane has grew suspicious. Claire dosen't like how Shane is acting and goes to Michael for comfort. Little does she know how Michael feels about her. Will their friendship turn into something more?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Claire D., Michael G.
Alone With You by KarriLena86 reviews
Spencer and Toby spend the night together while her parents are away one weekend.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
Lips Of An Angel by SmurfZXC714 reviews
AU ZXC. No one can ever really forget their first love, especailly when it hadn't been their choice to lose them in the first place. Ten years later and nothing really had changed, besides the fact that Cammie in on the brink of getting engaged.3shot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
When I Fall, I Fall Hard by ShaneCollins'Wife reviews
I think Morganville turned out to be a helluva surprise to me. I might be in love with someone so different from me...but so right! I'm in danger because of the vampires who hate my guts. But on the bright side...I have kick-butt new friends! R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
Spys and Boys: Not the best mix by SnixX321 reviews
What happens when Cammie is sent to Blackthorne Academy? Does Zach still have feelings for her? Love and trust are tested to the max! Read and Review, Please!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,904 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Stalker! by sydneysages reviews
There's a game where each person get a mark to stalk. Who do everyone get and what sh*t goes down? Who do Claire, Michael, Eve, Shane and Sam get to stalk?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Why am I here? by pinkypink410 reviews
Shane had been having bad dreams about his dead sister, Alyssa. When he's fianlly starting to feel better, he finds himself out of Morganville. And he didn't leave because he wanted to. Who kidnapped Shane? And why can't anyone see him?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Shane C.
Pottersessed by sydneysages reviews
Myrnin goes to Amelie to ask her to let him get Harry Potter 7 Part 2 early. What goes down and do they get it? R&R... for everyone who loves Harry Potter... and poor little me, who doesn't get to go to the midnight viewing.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Myrnin, Amelie - Complete
I'd die for you, baby by Hanziii reviews
The most depressing Fic I have ever written! How far will Eve go to express her love to Michael? How far will he go to return it? TWOSHOT!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Michael G., Eve R. - Complete
Happiness XOXOXO SEQUEL TO CHRISTMAS XOXOXO by madd.kaiit reviews
X before reading this , read Christmas XOXOXO first please X RATED M FOR REASON . The gang is back again. Come join Claire and Shane on their journey to happiness ! Problems along the way? or everything as planned ? Yeah right , this is morganville !
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
As A Blonde by Naya.Paige reviews
Claire is getting sick of...well herself. So decides to ask Eve for a makeover! Wonder how thats going to end? Just for fun, no real foundation but I got really bored :D
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Claire D., Eve R. - Complete
Mystic Morganville by bulletprooflambo reviews
How do you know her? She's the one who killed me!
Crossover - Morganville Vampires & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Claire D., Caroline F.
Secret Sufferer by sydneysages reviews
Claire is a sufferer of an eating disorder, or even two. But she manages to hide this... nobody notices. What happens to her? Does she manage to get over it or not? Will she die? VERY sensitive material in this story, so be warned. Factual.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Claire D. - Complete
A Contract for Oliver by Flying Penguinz reviews
Myrnin gets really bored and goes to bother Oliver, making him a contract that says a bunch of stuff in minuscule writing that Oliver doesn't read through all the way. The hippie will learn the error of his non-reading ways soon.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Myrnin, Oliver - Complete
Elf Army! by sydneysages reviews
CRACKFIC! Oliver finds out his name means 'elf army' so what does he do with that information? And why is Myrnin depressed about chocolate cake? And WHO DARES TO STEAL HIS CAKE? Hilarity rules in this fic. R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
Our Secret by shadea3 reviews
Cammie and Zach are secretly dating. None of their friends know, but will they find out when Zach and Cammie act like a couple in public. Rated T for language.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Gallagher High School by Katie741 reviews
All of the charachters from the series-except Gallagher High School is a normal, public, high school. No spies. Everyone is like Josh. What happens when Cammie's the new girl and Macey and Zach are most pop. ppl in school? Story is LOTS better than sum.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,011 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Fighting Back by EJML-Isotope reviews
Claire's branching out to get away from her family to study. After all, a little independence never hurt anyone...right? But with people like Monica in places like Morganville things get rough, fast. Claire's about to realise the true definition of horror. Not to mention she's harbouring some dark secrets of her own, and when secrets mount up, things only get that much worse...
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
CHRISTMAS XOXOXO by madd.kaiit reviews
Shane, Claire, Michael, and Eve are back for Christmas! Read the fun filled Christmas special between the couples and tell me what ya think. UPDATE: FINAL CHAPTER JUST PUT UP, contest at the end. VERY MATURE , RATED M FOR REASON . DONT LIKE? DONT READ :D
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Laughter & Kisses by sccolifar reviews
Based after CMHS Blackthorne returns to Gallagher on the first day back at school. They arrive to find a hysterical Cammie & Macey who can't stop laughing and acting silly. What could possibly be wrong? read to find out ; WARNING: spoilers for CMHS!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Don't Fear The Pizza Man by Mystical Light reviews
Castiel's first time dealing with 'sex pollen' Rated M for mentions of male anatomy and Casa Erotica 7 now on Blu-ray
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Castiel - Complete
Serrated Blade by sydneysages reviews
He's cheating on her. She can't believe it. She does something that causes someone else's heart to break. Can she come back? Or is she lost... Forever? Will she do things she regrets? Contains suicide. Shane/Claire/Michael. Entirely original. Please r&r!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,430 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Claire D., Michael G. - Complete
Unbelieveable Truths by ForeverWinters reviews
The roommates return to Morganville after their time in Dallas and Claire is unprepared for what is about to happen. How will Shane react to this 'new' Claire? Also the 4 make a shocking discovery about Claire's past that nobody could have seen coming.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,936 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Dear Diary by sydneysages reviews
When Shane is diagnosed with cancer, what will Claire do? What will they all do to the life changing.news? How will they make his life the best in his months remaining? Diary form. R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,132 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Claire Danvers by sydneysages reviews
Basically the title, once again. Involves lies, cheating and other fun ways to annoy our loved Claire! R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Claire D. - Complete
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Myrnin by sydneysages reviews
Basically the title. Part of the series from moi... sorta. Involves bans, lies and drugs. R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Myrnin - Complete
Reality bites by megmeg999 reviews
Takes place after Bite Club . Michael's having second thoughts on his relationship with Eve. Claire's the one that supports him. But what happens when those friendly nights turn to something much more meaningful? Like love? Crappy summary, I know.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,609 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Claire D., Michael G. - Complete
Details Of The Top Twenty Awkward Moments! by sydneysages reviews
*This fic is a continuation of 'Top Twenty Awkward Moments In Morganville* Basically each of the awkward moments gets a chapter in which to tell the story/the bit after what happened. One posted per day. Character bashing may occur. They do get better!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Eve Rosser by sydneysages reviews
Basically what it says in the title. Sort of a series of these going on by me. Involves fake tan, lies and begging. R&R For Hanziii
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Eve R. - Complete
The Wedding by Vampires-Rock-xXx reviews
SEQUEL to Proposal. You should read the 'Proposal' before you read this one. Claire and Shane gets married, but Claire gets kidnaped by somebody. Who took her?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Top 10 Ways To Annoy Amelie by sydneysages reviews
What it says in the title. For TheFoundersDaughter. Involves Jeremy Kyle again , love, bust ups and other things. Rating for language and implied things... I suppose... R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Amelie - Complete
Morganville Vampires Pairing Oneshots by NothingnessAlchemist reviews
Series of one-shots on MVVampires pairings. You can request a pairing as well. Updated all chapters and straightened out all the little bugs.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011
He Won't Lose Her by Book-BoyObsessed956439 reviews
Set during The Sun Also Rises. Elena is turned, and remembers Damon's confession before she awakens. She admits to herself and to him she's in love with him, but how will his werewolf bite effect things? Will he survive?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,243 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Fearless by iwritee reviews
Gallagher Academy and Blackthorne Institute are no school for spies. Just normal private school for normal teenagers. Cammie is the most popular girl at Gallagher, Zach is the most popular at Blackthorne. And Cammie hates him. Zach doesn't. He wants her.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 58,086 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Silly little argument by xxwolfybabyxx reviews
Shane thinks Claires cheating on him. What happens when they have a fight, Claire goes to Myrnin's and Shane finds them?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Darkest Hours by NiceIceEdward reviews
The Glass House has four roommates. All have each others backs. But Morganville isn't a friendly town, and lives, love and friendships are all tested. "Run now, mourn later." -Glass House, Rachel Caine
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Claire D., Michael G.
Unraveling by AnakinJY reviews
Set after Ghost Town. Claire has to keep Frank's secret from Shane causing rifts in their relationship. What happens if Shane finds out? Paranoia and nightmares cause Claire to withdraw herself from her group leading her to spend more time in the lab.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Claire D., Myrnin
The Truth, and Reality by I'm-the-bang-to-your-fang reviews
Claire is something else entirely. But will she discover who she really is and what life she is meant to lead? This is my first fanfic :P Sorry for the rubbish summary :/
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Claire D., Jason R.
Another Chance by XxEmoKidZxX reviews
Edward was killed by the Volturi and Bella is depressed. Seth comes in to comfort her but imprints on her instead. Will Bella accept the imprint? Oneshot. SethxBella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Bella, Seth - Complete
Chore Day by qasoline reviews
Another one-shot. Jez and Morgead have some creative ways of making chores more enjoyable. I think it's funny, I hope I'm right. Review!
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Jezebel R., Morgead B. - Complete
Affair by sydneysages reviews
ONESHOT! He waits for her to kiss him, so that she can't make out it was him that made the move if she changes her mind, his mind wrought with anticipation. Claire/Michael. FOR HANZIII: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Michael G., Claire D. - Complete
Top Twenty Awkward Moments In Morganville by sydneysages reviews
Title says it all. What are the top twenty awkward moments in Morganville? Including the characters of Claire, Shane, Michael, Eve, Myrnin, Amelie, Oliver, Sam and others, I think!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
We all have impossible dreams by Hanziii reviews
Set in lord of misrule/Carpe corpus... how does Shane feel when he is away from Claire? For iBook-95 sorry it isnt my best - - R&R! THIS IS ONLY GONNA BE A ONESHOT! NO MORE! SORRY!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Shane C., Claire D. - Complete
Community Service by sydneysages reviews
So, when Claire and Myrnin redecorate Common Grounds, everything's just perfect! Right? WRONG! Watch the consequences and see just who Amelie dishes out the punishments to. For Schafferer. Humour fic. Main characters Claire, Oliver, Myrnin and Amelie. R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Claire D., Myrnin - Complete
Save me by RoseCollins reviews
What if Claire had had enough of Shane's jealousy. She writes a song and gets a recording contract along with Michael will sparks fly and how will Shane react? : read me song-fic
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Claire D., Michael G.
Set me free by RoseCollins reviews
What if Claire and Jason's conversation hadn't ended where it did in the book? What if Jason shows his true feelings for Claire? Will this threaten the whole of Morganville? i think this has been done before but read and review anyway please : xoxo
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Claire D., Jason R.
My first kiss went a little like this: by Hanziii reviews
It was a normal day for Eve Rosser. She was laughed at in common grounds, bullied at school,abused at home by her parents and she was STILL only best friends with Michael; That was all about to change. ONESHOT! Not based on how it happened in the book R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Eve R., Michael G. - Complete
Secret Messages by sydneysages reviews
He loves her, she loves him. He loves her innocence, she loves his intelligence. But life is in the way. Will they get their moment or will it just fade away? Claire/Michael. Oneshot. For Hanzii
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Michael G., Claire D. - Complete
My bruised china doll by Hanziii reviews
How did Shane feel when Claire came into his life? Was it love at first sight? OneShot in Shane's POV,R&R please, it's better than the summary I hope! x
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
The Death Of Her Breaking Soul by percyjacksonannabethchasefan reviews
"Cammie was raped, beaten, and kidnapped by my best friend. And the worst part? Its all my fault." Zachary Goode never thought that he would cry, until his best friend did these things to the love of his life. All characters are NORMAL! Rated M 4 later.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Cookies by sprog101 reviews
a one shot between Morgy and Jez xx please read and review :
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Jezebel R., Morgead B. - Complete
I'll drive a Stake Thru Ur Heart, Just U Watch Me by Shabbing reviews
Elena Gilbert is your typical 17 year old senior at Mystic Falls High. Beautiful, Athletic, Great friends, Perfect boyfriend, Head Cheerleader... and Vampire Slayer? AU Damon/Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Why Do You Wear Bunny Slippers With Fangs? by sydneysages reviews
Claire, one day, decides to ask Myrnin this, and she gets a lovely answer. But what happens when Amelie decides that SHE wants Myrnin's bunny slippers? For MeredythFurey
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Myrnin, Claire D. - Complete
Caught Between The Center of Our Gravity by hopelessromantic549 reviews
She grins like the Cheshire cat, eerie and fascinating and altogether so beautiful that his heart would stop if he had one. "Because," she breathes, almost giddy with the weight of her words, "I love you." D/E post-2x19, because we need this right now.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Jez & Morgead 3 by ReneeRedfern21 reviews
Just something I came up with in study hall! One-shot, maybe...
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Jezebel R., Morgead B.
Unexpected by 2lazy2b clever reviews
Zach's the new kid in New Port with a shady past. Jonas is the nerdy kid with no friends. Cammie's New Port's princess and Macey's the party girl and Cammie's best friend . When these four become unsuspected friends, you know something's gonna go down.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Zach G., Jonas
My Ashtray Heart by asdfghjklb reviews
Damon and Elena go to highschool together. Elena is dating a jerk and Damon's the highschool player who hates that Katherine's double gets treated like trash. What happens when they officially meet each other and become best friends? AU. Damon/Elena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,006 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Only Lonesome You Remains by hopelessromantic549 reviews
Even though every part of her that breathes wants to love him, she can't. So she lets him go instead. And she discovers that cutting someone who has somehow become a part of her out of her life is much the same as dying anyways. D/E post 2x19.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
strangers don't always mean danger by RoseCollins reviews
Shane,Eve,Michael and Claire go to London and meet the vampire diaries group. Will they find new love? and what danger lies there? Please read its worth it!
Crossover - Morganville Vampires & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Michael G., Elena
And the lion fell in love with the lamb by Kalyra-Anne reviews
Set six months after the book Huntress, Morgead/Jez pairing of course. I suck at summary's so please just read it and review. Trouble will always linger.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Jezebel R., Morgead B.
I caught myself by redflashlight reviews
"It's Stefan, it's always going to be Stefan?" Damon chuckled. She rolled her eyes. "It's Rose, it's always going to be Rose?" Damon grinned. He was inches away from her face, "No Elena." "It's you Damon; it's always going to be you. Now and forever."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Betrayal by Chloeisabella22 reviews
Elena walks in to find Stefan kissing Katherine. Will she forgive him or will Damon prove to Elena that he's the Salvatore she's really meant to be with? S/E beginnings but D/E,S/K main. Please R&R.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Half Alive by Heidi Mae reviews
AU and slightly twisted version of the TVD. Diabolical 143 hear old vampire Damon Salvatore meets Elena Gilbert in 2007 when she's only 15. He leaves town and when he returns she's dating stefan but things arent as they seem. Stef ooc longer summary insid
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,424 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
An Interesting Day in Morganville by luvmorganville reviews
What happens in Morganville when no one is trying to destroy it? What does Oliver do? Myrnin? Amelie? Read to find out! Read for laughs:D
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Oliver, Myrnin - Complete
Just Like A Distant Star by hopelessromantic549 reviews
She shakes her head angrily. "Because," she grits out, struggling to maintain some semblance of composure, "I'm willing to die for you. I will die for you. I will. You're not the only one who can choose." D/E 2x18 extension.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Come Back To Me by serenadreams reviews
Damon leaves Mystic falls so Stefan and Elena can have their happy ending. What no one counted on was Elena's reaction to his departure.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,051 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Hell Michael, I loved you the first day we talked by Hanziii reviews
One shot! When Eve, Michael and Shane first met. How did their relationship grow...or die? I'm not good with one shots, I can never finish them off once I'm into them so please don't go too harsh haha
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Michael G., Eve R. - Complete
If Worst Comes To Worst I'll Always Have You by mrsrobertpattinsonx reviews
SEQUEL TO TROUBLED. hes back and he wants claire and shanes baby. amelie wants to help but is it too late.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
The Intrepid Squirrel by EmeraldEyes1994 reviews
On a nice summer day, a squirrel wanders into Myrnin's lab.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Myrnin - Complete
Time Heals All by katieeblaah reviews
Under Amelies Orders, Claire's been sent to another 'Vampire' town. But what will happen there? More importantly, will Claire be the same when she comes back? If not, how will Shane and the other Glass House housemates react? R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,898 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
The Past, The Present, The Future In One by luvdavamps reviews
Just when things start to go right for Claire they all start to go wrong. Will she be able to protect everything she loves before its too late. Kinda a rubish summery but check it out R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,955 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
My Vampire by katieeblaah reviews
Claire and Shane aren't working out anymore. Claire ends it; feeling completely saturated with grief, and turns to an unexpected someone for comfort: Michael Glass. A romance soon flourishes. Who ever thought that the bookworm would fall for the angel?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Claire D., Michael G.
I Promise, You Freak by SweetXcandyX reviews
" Kill the freak!" After witnessing the death of her parents, Jez's own death was only seconds away- That is, until a mysterious boy appears..
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Morgead B., Jezebel R. - Complete
Really Seeing by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
Tod/Kaylee, spoilers for Reaper and Soul to Steal. "I guess she's just too busy seeing Nash to really see me." Tod's thoughts on the way he sees Kayle, the way Nash sees her, and the way she sees both of them.
Soul Screamers series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Impossibilities by MidnightAngel97 reviews
Branch off of scene in My Soul To Steal. What would happen if Tod fell for Kaylee?
Soul Screamers series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/2/2011
Forever we are by GeorgiaW97 reviews
My first fanfiction... I know this type of story has been done before but this is mine. Shane is getting ready to propose to Claire but there's a huge bang.What was it? whys claire passed out on the floor?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
It's You, Always by hopelessromantic549 reviews
The first time Elena chooses Damon over Stefan, Klaus' fangs are perched on his neck. D/E post 2x16, a series of firsts.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Eve Rosser Innocence by LookOnTheDarkSide reviews
Hey! This is a songfic based on Eve's life when she wakes up in a suprisingly good mood. PLease read and review!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Eve R.
Blast from the Past by Vampi Gal reviews
The gang find themselves in 1920 Chicago. Meeting people who look just like them. Only there are things that aren't like in the future.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Claire D., Michael G.
Caught Off Guard by iwritee reviews
Cammie still can't adjust with the Gallagher and Blackthorne's recent merging, Zach's been bothering her ever since The Merge, but one fateful night, Cammie finds out Josh's already part of Blackthorne. "Who does she choose?" is now the biggest question
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,331 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Letting the Light in by silverfoxpunk reviews
Elena confronts Damon with the things he has said to her - things that she was not supposed to remember. It leads to a night neither of them want to forget... Adult content.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Proposal by Vampires-Rock-xXx reviews
This is my first fanfiction so go easy on me. Shane is trying to figure out how he should propose to Claire, but something BAD happens to Claire.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,151 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
If Tonight Ever Makes A Difference by hopelessromantic549 reviews
She never meant to hurt him. But here they are, in the throes of something she can't even put a name to. Something she has no idea how to fix or break or anything. Something that scares her more than Klaus ever could. D/E post 2x16.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Lucky Shirt by The Ghost of Shugar Highs Past reviews
My Favorite pairing so far! Soby , Tencer! Toby/Spencer! You know you love those two delinquents and Toby's shirt! though I prefer him shirt-less!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Spencer H., Toby C. - Complete
I'm IN love with you by SerpentofDarkness reviews
So what do you get when you have a party , a drunk girl , the words 'I love you?...A whole lot of drama! Dont judge on the summary coz we're bad at those : Read for youselves and then decide. A Jez/Morgead story.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,497 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jezebel R., Morgead B.
Double Vision by bunnyslippers.with.fangs reviews
Claire is having trouble with Shane, he's hiding something and Claire wants to find out what it is. . . I DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF THE MORGANVILLE VAMPIRES. I JUST WRITE FANFIC FOR FUN
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
What I Want Is You by DaniPhantom2 reviews
After Graduation; Elena was forced to moved to South Carolina. Now Elena, being 23, decides to go back and visit Mystic Falls. But what happens when Elena is encountered by Damon Salvatore? Will lust drive the two insane. READ FULL DESCRIPTION INSIDE!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Elena, Damon
EndGame by tamilnadu09 reviews
"She's the doppelganger," Katherine screamed, "She needs to be protected!" Damon paused in the act of shutting the tomb, "Then I'll protect her." Takes place in Season 2.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,140 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
A diffrent Claire by Leah Bosward reviews
What would happen if Claire was attackted and changed on the way home? Would everthing be the same? Would She? Would she and Shane be the same? read and review please. P.S i suck at summary 13 because of contenet in chapter 3
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Broken Home by InsaneMoments reviews
Claire found Shane with another girl, distraught she runs out. Into the darkness of Morganville. Running only to see a dark figure in the street ahead of her. That's when it all went black.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,579 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Claire D.
Miss, not so great by kings.of.leon4ever reviews
Claire has to be Shanes personal maid for 5 days but what happen neither of them could ever be prepared for.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
Betrayed and never forgotten by XXmelissaXXRayanne reviews
When claire is betrayed by shane, will her relationship with eve,shane, and micheal every be the same plzzzzzzzzzzzz R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,053 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
A love story waiting to be lived by XXmelissaXXRayanne reviews
this is a story where claire lived in forks until she was 15 then she moved to texas then a year later morganville. Paul/Claire shane in here a litle too
Crossover - Twilight & Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Paul, Claire D.
Blackthorne and Gallagher Spin the Bottle by GoodeGirl reviews
Set after graduation. Bex, Cammie, Liz and Macey are roommates and Grant, Zach, Jonas and Nick Macey's Boyfriend are their next door neighbors. The guys wake the girls up with a prank and macey suggests Strip Spin the Bottle, with sexy results...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010
Bloodlust by MollyxKookie reviews
The most dramatic MV story ever. Claire is suddenly being charged for poisoning a vampire, she's arguing with Shane and she's running from the most dangerous force in Morganville- Oliver. And it all started with one bite...
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
Love Birds by AJbabes123 reviews
Claire and Eve have a secret of their own. They walk in on Shane and Michael doing something that is not video games. Will the girls get the truth out of the boys ?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011
Maybe It Won't Always Be Stefan by Book-BoyObsessed956439 reviews
The loss of Stefan causes Damon and Elena to be drawn together. They admit their feelings toward each other, but the next day, Elena is kidnapped and is going to be given to Klaus, will Damon find her in time? If so, what's in store for him?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
I Trust You by serenadreams reviews
This picks up during the episode "By The Light Of The Moon" But Stefan really does have sex with Katherine in the tomb... hurt and betrayed Elena turns to the only Salvatore brother who has always been there for her. Damon/Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,983 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Morganville Life by SexyBite112 reviews
Claire,Shane,Eve and Michael. They have their usuall lives in Morganville. But what happend when Bella, Edward,Jasper and Alice come along ? They try to get away from their life. But They have a secret, as do the Glass House gang. What are they hiding ?
Crossover - Twilight & Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011
Ignorance is Bliss by EMlit88 reviews
"You can't ignore this forever," she said softly. "Well, it's a good thing that I'll outlive you then, huh?" Damon/Elena one-shot. Minor spoilers from "Crying Wolf" 2x14 .
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
New In Town by kings.of.leon4ever reviews
Claire and her mom have just moved to morgonville, claire meets eve and they become close friends but what happens when a love triangle square develops? xx
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.
Signal Fire by hopelessromantic549 reviews
He leans against the smooth oak, pressing his cheek to where he imagines her heart might be, if she were right here beside him. He closes his eyes and focuses on her steady pulse. Finally, he is ready for her anger. He opens the door. D/E, running away.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Touch by Book-BoyObsessed956439 reviews
This is the story from Patch's perspective, about why he fell, and history repeating itself as he meets the reincarnation of the tempting girl who *caused* him to fall. Patch is drawn to Nora, but whether it is in Lust or Revenge, he is unsure.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011
Don't Mess With Her ! by Blonde Domination reviews
Claire is a fisty punk/rock girl who has been living on her own for 2 years. when she decides to move to morganville she never expeted to end up living with the most popular,hot...and anoyying guy at her new school...Shane Collins my 1st fanfic R/R plz
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
A Trip ,Never Forgotten by SexyBite112 reviews
When Claire recieves a phone call, from her sister Missy, she is invited to her house...In California. But Ever since Missy's phone call, she's never been the same. How does she know Amelie, Michael,Eve and most importantly, How does she know Shane!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011
Experiments by UpHi reviews
During the fourth book "My Soul to Steal" Kaylee wonders about Alec's claim that defended Nash in that it is "instinct to kiss back". She decides to try out her skeptisism on Tod, but her experiment does not go quite as planned.
Soul Screamers series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011
The Past Ain't So Perfect by Vampi Gal reviews
Claire gets sent back in time to 2003, the year before Alyssa died and she doesn't know weather to save Alyssa and risk changing to future or let her die and get sent back to the future.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Claire D., Alyssa C./Lyssa
ReVamping Claire by LivingDeadChick reviews
Claire is turned into a vampire, Shane can't stand the idea of what his girlfriend is… Who did it? And more importantly: Why? Please review.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,262 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Shane C., Claire D.
Angel's Kisses by Princess Silverstar reviews
Incidences of angels' meeting. Hope you'll like it.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Michael G., Claire D.
Truth Or Dare in Morganville x by SexyBite112 reviews
Okay so this is my Second FF! The gang get together and play truth or dare! Myrnins idea! Ha Myrnin... REVIEW PLEASE! Complete! Might continue not sure yet xxo
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Complete
What do you want? by EverRose17 reviews
I want to know what people would want me to write about so leave your ideas by reviewing.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Christmas Time In The Glass House by LookOnTheDarkSide reviews
Basically, the title says it all. This is what I think Christmas in Morganville would be like, with a few twists! Reviews would be nice:
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
Jez and Morgeads Passionate Outing by Sabira Wolf reviews
Jez and Morgead release their passion into each other.Jez turns back into her old hunting self on a romantic trip to the lake, but a certain visitor changes things for them.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jezebel R., Morgead B.
Learning To Fall by Separate Entity reviews
Claire flashes back to the day when Shane lost his memory. Based on the song Learning to Fall by Boys Like Girls. Spoilers for Ghost Town.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - [Claire D., Shane C.] - Complete
Friends With Benefits by Ivoryyy reviews
Cammie's the popular girl who has it all, including her benefit friend Josh. Her world is flipped upside down when a hot new guy shows up. Tension builds between him and Cammie, but will they give in to eachother? Prepare for a winter you'll never forget.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Distracted by XXmelissaXXRayanne reviews
The day before alyssa died four years later Shane told Claire he hated her. Someone takes claire and is shane to blame? Please READ AND REVIEW p.s. bad summaarry fully summary inside
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Say How I've Wanted You by hopelessromantic549 reviews
"I don't know," he whispers, jumping into it as if there's no point in lying anymore, and maybe there isn't. "But I can't hide from you anymore. Hell, I don't want to hide. You make me feel –" His eyes are full of wonder. "You make me feel human." D/E.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Chasing Butterflies by hopelessromantic549 reviews
Blistering joy breaks out on his face for a moment, a moment she feels more keenly than anything else, and she feels full, full and right. And then she is flying, flying, flying like the butterflies she used to cry over. D/E, making every moment count.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Vampire Vacation by not done baking reviews
The Glass House gang heads out to California. Sun, sand, surf and-vampires? Claire just wanted a nice break from Morganville and some summer sun with Shane, but that isn't what she's getting because things seem to be on the brink with Shane.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,588 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Taste in Men by asdfghjklb reviews
Elena is forced to go back to the place Damon was living before he returned to Mystic Falls. On their way there a freak accident happens leaving Elena not knowing anything of her past. How will Damon take advantage of her memory loss and a fresh start?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,404 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Troubled by mrsrobertpattinsonx reviews
Louise an old friend of shane, eve and michael comes to visit. claire and shane break up. claire has a secret. whats shane reaction when she tells him after they makeup ? x
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
All You Need is Love by hopelessromantic549 reviews
He has never been able to deny her anything, not even something he's not sure he's capable of giving her. Not even something as ridiculous and impossible as a child. But of course he'll try anyways. He'll always try for her. D/E, and unashamed fluff.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
How to Annoy the Morganville Characters by luvmorganville reviews
10 ways to annoy the characters of Morganville. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME -if you like to live-
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010
Take Your Heart And Walk Away by hopelessromantic549 reviews
He never dreamed that in taking away most of her past, he took away most of her, too. But he doesn't regret it, because she's happy. And that's all he ever wanted for her. Damon observes the aftermath of his sacrifice for her. Sometime in the future. D/E.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Dark Reality by InfiniteHiatus reviews
Tragedy strikes Morganville, leaving Claire more alone than she's ever felt before. As the details unfold, a horrific mystery is set in motion. Today is a dark day. And it's only about to get darker.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Claire D. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Gallagher Girl by Allie Goode reviews
Just a one-shot of Cammie and Zach's 2010 Christmas. Zammie all the way! Do you think there'll be any Zammie when Blackthorne visits Gallagher for a day? And that day happens to be Christmas!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Sick by Patch Cipriano's Angel reviews
Damon catches Stefan writing slash fan fiction for a book series where the brothers in the books strangely resemble them. How will Damon react?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Celebrations up in smoke by bunnyslippers.with.fangs reviews
Morganville Vampires By Rachel Caine. This is a short story based on the Morganville Vampires. Hope you all enjoy
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Claire D., Amelie - Complete
My Love, Leave Yourself Behind by hopelessromantic549 reviews
It was easy to pretend she hated him when he was torturing her, teasing her with his tongue and his hands. But this...she can't pretend anymore. He is here, here inside her, and she can't dislodge him. She doesn't want to. D/E post 2x10.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Come Back When You Can by hopelessromantic549 reviews
Or, the four times Elena Gilbert slaps Damon Salvatore, and the one time she doesn't. D/E through 2x09. Five-parter.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,065 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Can one mistake change everything? by A246 reviews
Can one mistake change Shane's, Claire's, Michael's & Eve's lives forever?...
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,778 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Beyond the Fangs by ForeverLostx reviews
It's hard moving to a town full of Vampires, especially when the Founder - the most powerful Vampire of he lot - already hate you because of your parents. Based on the life of Alyssa Collins; Claire and Shanes daughter. Please R&R!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Alyssa C./Lyssa, Amelie
Dreamless Wake by rebellion101 reviews
Cammie falls asleep one night and in one morning everything has changed. How will she react to her new life? More Zammie in this story than in my other one.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,059 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Cammie M. - Complete
Keep Me Up All Night by Your Biggest Fan DSF reviews
Claire is sick of all the sexual tension between her and Shane, but they can never seem to get any 'alone time'. Will they ever be intimate? What's going on with Myrnin? No longer a one-shot. May be **slightly** OOC.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,477 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Claire D., Shane C.
Dead? No only half dead! by ELF-yes i am short reviews
so we all know Alyssa died but what if she wasn't 'continuously' dead....
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Michael G., Alyssa C./Lyssa
Never Fade Away by hopelessromantic549 reviews
He pulls her into his arms, and she doesn't resist. She burrows deep into his hold and cries. She cries because she knows she is forgetting something beautiful. Post 2x08 DE.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Hic et Nunc by asdfghjklb reviews
Stefan leaves town with his new girl that Elena caught him cheating with and when he comes back for senior year Elena doesn't want to face him alone so she asks Damon to pretend that they are dating which he happily obliges to.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,737 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Claires Birthday Blues by PrimadonnaGurl13 reviews
It's Claire's 18th birthday. And although she wasnt expecting any big plans, she certainly hadn't planned this. Her friends go all out, but they didn't count on that out being literal.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,574 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Claire D. - Complete
Morganville Twilight by iggy-is-my-imprint reviews
Okay, Claire Danversis really Claire from Twilight. What will happen when the pack come to Morganville? Read to find out!
Crossover - Twilight & Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Claire, Claire D.
Revelation by ASH.l.e.i.11 reviews
Season 1 Finale. What if it really had been Elena, and not Katherine? What if Jenna hadn't opened the door? How far would Elena go with the brother of the man she loves? No longer a one-shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,350 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Claire, it's broken! by sydneysages reviews
Myrnin's first experience with the modern technology of mobile phones or cellular phones if you are American! short, sweet and funny - go on R&R! also, if you like Myrnin/Claire check out my other stories :
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Claire D., Myrnin - Complete
Diamonds Are Forever by sydneysages reviews
Shane and Claire... the Glass House... a proposal... go on, Read and Review!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Thoughts by KelW-Hearts reviews
Claire can't really sleep, so she goes downstairs. She bumps into someone and has a chat about her new life in Morganville.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Claire D., Michael G. - Complete
The heart doesn't forget by Heidi Mae reviews
Post finale 1 year later. AU and probably slightly OOC. Elena has been missing since the night Katherine came back. One brother never stopped looking for her.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,170 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
What if by imiewimiewoo reviews
What if instead of Claire being saved from Rape in book 2 She had been left there? What would of the consequences been?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Lost and Found by TotallyinLOVE53 reviews
What happens when Claires past catchs up with her in Morganville? Will the Glass House gang be able to protect her? But more impotantly, what will Shane do? Chapter 10 Revised.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,809 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Claire's Fire by CuckooBird Nest reviews
Claire, Shane, Eve and Micheal go to a party in a abounded warehouse. Everything seems to be fine until the notice the floor has gasoline on it. That's when someone lights the warehouse on fire.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,362 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Can You Really changed? by foreveryours66 reviews
Two lovers, a blissful night, a broken heart, a pregancy test, and a blessing. Sometimes all you need is a second chance to make things right.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,686 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Iris by georgiegolightly reviews
Just some little adorable scenes between Shane and Claire!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Tacos by EmeraldEyes1994 reviews
Claire and Shane have a taco fight. Fluff. That's all you need to know. Now includes a second chapter for Michael/Eve fans!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Another Day, Another Night by Silvrr reviews
Sequel to Another Year, Another Mission! Cammie and her friends along with the Blackthorne Boys are heading on a mission, and it's just the eight of them. Alone...
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Into the Night by XJamesBondX reviews
Zach and the Blackthorne boys are back but this time for good. However, Zach is holding a secret and it includes her and her friends. And his. Will she figure it out or willi t be too late? Better than it sounds. Characters are slightly OOC but please R&R
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,220 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Halloween In Morganville by KissofDeath8487 reviews
"OhMyGod! Eve…she's a mini…you!" I said. "I know! Isn't she cute?" she said with a giggle. Glass house members have a killer Halloween party, Monica gets thrown out. Claire & Shane get engaged. What else happens? Gotta read to see. This is part 1 of 2.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,968 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
The Drunken Closet Game by I-Like-Pie-Too-Dean reviews
When Draco escapes from the ball, he hides in a broom closet and is astounded when he finds a drunk green eyed boy, who decides to suggest a game to play... DracoXHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
love is never simple by bookworm9837 reviews
Shane takes Claire out for dinner but what happens when they bump into Amelie with Claires ex ! rated T just to be safe !
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Together Forever by readsalot8 reviews
Claire and Shane get ready to promise each other together forever. When new things come up will they be able to make it. I suck at summaries! just read, please! CxS sorry no ud's computer wont let me type on word! i'll try to get more up asap.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Another Year, Another Mission by Silvrr reviews
It's junior year for Cammie and her 3 best friends. What happens when the boys from Blackthorne come back again? They go to Roseville because their school isn't safe anymore. Will Josh be jealous or not?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,543 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Fear of Crying by Jazzii23 reviews
The Blackthorne Boys are coming to Gallagher for another semester. The girls could have a rematch with the guys of what happened in Washington except at a real mall. Click the title for the full summary.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Two is Better than One by readsalot8 reviews
Claire worries Shane is leaving her. Shane worries how to say the right thing. Michael and Eve know everything. What's really going on? Disclaimer: I sadly do not own these characters, they belong to the amazing Rachel Caine. :D
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Death Bed by InfiniteHiatus reviews
Life is going good for Claire, at least until she gets a phone call. When she discovers that her old time friend isn't doing so well, she leaves Morganville to be by her side. But, when Claire returns, just how different will her life be?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,394 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Truth Or Dare by Reanna-Kris-Katelyn reviews
ONESHOT for AURABLACKWOLF! When Harry is tricked into playing Truth or Dare and Ginny catches him lying and makes him drink Veritism in order to weasel the truth out of him causes insanity the day after the Yule Ball... but what exactly could that be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Meet the Parents! by MilkIsAGoodSourceOfCalcium reviews
When Claire's parents come to Morganville from Shane's point of view! "I best not say that out loud. I don’t think Claire could forgive me if her mom had a heart- attack." Cause of Death- Shane Collins it could happen
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Shane C., Claire D. - Complete
What Could Have Been by MagicalMemories reviews
Visit Claire's, Micheal's, Eve's, and Shane's minds after Claire and Shane's first kiss. Instead of what was, it's what could have been. Warning:OOC a bit!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,539 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
A Kiss Like This by EmeraldEyes1994 reviews
Claire and Shane's first kiss from Shane's POV. Warning: may be annoyed by Shane's reasoning of certain things. He definitely annoyed me while writing it. Rated T to be safe. Please R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bitter, Sweet tasteChapter 6 on the way! by walkuhome reviews
Love. You'd think Claire and Shane would be together forever, wake up people this isn't high school. As a new characters enters town, Claire and Shane's relationship is tested. Review and tell me who she will love /what will happen
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Claire D., Shane C.
Every Girl Needs A Little Black Dress by Imagine-Me-A-Song reviews
A one-shot where Shane and Claire go out for a date, but what happens when Shane can't keep his fists to himself? How will Claire get back at him for fighting over her?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Heat of the Moment by EmeraldEyes1994 reviews
Post-Carpe Corpus. One-shot. Pushing the rating. After Claire is done giving swimming lessons at the motel, Shane surprises her.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Temptation by Lobsters forever reviews
Elena needed cooling one night; that's where Damon came in handy. Damon/Elena. A one-shot about how tempting Damon can really become. Warning! Adult Themes Included!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Damon, Elena - Complete
Your Worst Nightmare by LittleMissChatterbox247 reviews
Shane can't get used to the fact that his best friend is a bloodsucker. One day, in a fight with him he gets introduced to his new worst nightmare. He cant fight it; he cant win, and it may just tear him away from Claire forever. Rated:T Just to be safe
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,541 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009
Missing by georgiegolightly reviews
Shane stared as the doctors lifted her lifeless body onto the stretcher. "Did I just kill my girlfriend?" he asked numbly. All Michael could do is nod.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Shane C., Claire D. - Complete
Claire's Choice by HearDrJen reviews
Claire is 17 and ready to make her own choice about rather she's ready to take her and Shane's relationship to the next level.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Seventeen Forever by addictedtovamps reviews
When Claire gets sick, Shane goes into over-protective boyfriend mode. After she begins hallucinating, she's convinced that she's seeing something that might happen to her, and it scares her. Shane's freaked out, too. Rated M for later chapters.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009
I Love You, Hermione by The 10th Doctor's Rose reviews
Disclaimer: I don't own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,487 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Rain and Chocolate by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Valentine's Date reviews
Dean and Cas are spending their first Valentine's Day together, cue cuteness, fun times, and perhaps three special little words to be spoken.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
The Secret Moments of a Livestream reviews
All the members of McBusted are chilling out before their Livestream announcement about their debut album. For Dougie and Matt that means pretending that the floor is lava. So how do they go from that to Harry whispering reasons of loving Dougie?
Just My Luck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Dougie P., Harry J.] [Tom F., Danny J.] - Complete
Photographs with Buzz reviews
Tom loves to post photographs of him and Buzz. He also loves to take photographs of Danny and Buzz. But what does Tom actually do with those photographs if he doesn't post them?
Just My Luck - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Danny J., Tom F.] - Complete
The Best Present is Buzz reviews
It's Danny's birthday and if that wasn't exciting enough, Giovanna goes into labour at his birthday party. Tom and Danny drive her to the hospital and wait the inevitable hours of waiting before their son finally arrives.
Just My Luck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Danny J., Tom F.] [Dougie P., Harry J.] - Complete
A Trip Out with Buzz reviews
The boys have a dinner reservation to get to, but Dougie doesn't want to let Buzz go. Tom and Harry have a talk about their feelings of having children. Danny is his clumsy self, but it's okay because Tom loves him.
Just My Luck - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Danny J., Tom F.] [Dougie P., Harry J.]
Cuddles with Buzz reviews
It's the middle of the McBusted tour, but Tom and Danny just can't stay away from their son, Buzz. So they beg to go home and spend the night with him, where they then wonder how they ever got so lucky. Dougie and Harry turn up in the morning and see the cute family that Tom, Danny and Buzz make, making them wish that they didn't have to wait so long for their own child.
Just My Luck - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Danny J., Tom F.] [Harry J., Dougie P.] - Complete
Christmas With The Family reviews
Danny Jones wakes up on Christmas Day next to his husband, Tom Fletcher and their son, Hayden Fletcher Jones, and after a tickling match they run downstairs to open their presents before Harry, Dougie and Carrie arrive with more presents.
Just My Luck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Tom F., Danny J.] [Harry J., Dougie P.] - Complete
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