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Joined 04-26-11, id: 2876287
Author has written 25 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Twilight, Zombieland, Mean Girls, Aquamarine, Sky High, Kick-Ass, 2 Broke Girls, Suburgatory, Hunger Games, Misc. Movies, Carrie, Village, and Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer.
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Better Than Blood by xDreamlessx reviews
AU. Bella is a sexy lesbian vampire whose insatiable lust for boobs and blood lead her to date as many girls as possible, generally all at the same time. But then she meets Alice, a young girl whose beautiful heart and maddening ass teach her what true love really is.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,775 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Alice, Bella
The life of teenage dirtbag (Book 1) by Create The Great reviews
Alice is your typical dorky foster care child and school freak. She crushes over the frenemy Isabella swan-who barely knows she exist. When the Opportunity for them to work together arises, Alice jumps at it , whereas Isabella is ify. Can they make it work? Will Alice have a shot? Give this story a chance please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,964 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Alice, Bella
A dirty tell of a watcher in the night by Awkward.Girl.Writing.101 reviews
Mindy doesn't see the big deal about Katie, why Dave's always following her around like a little puppy, but Mindy might get a little to over her head when she encounters something she thought she'd never see or feel.. what's that expression curiosity kills the cat... ;)
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Katie D. - Complete
Sunrise by Riana Salvatore reviews
When Bella asks Jessica to go shopping with her, she finds she's not the only lonely heart in Forks. Jessica offers to help her get over Edward but neither girl though that she would be helping in the way she did
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,923 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Bella, Jessica - Complete
We Own the Night by Digging The Hair reviews
What if Bella was tired of being the damsel in distress? What if she decided to take matters into her own hands and became a ruthless vigilante? Dark and twisted in chapters ahead. PLEASE REVIEW. Contains language/bloody violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,434 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Bella, Alice
Bella and I by LilyMorgan9195 reviews
Bella and Renee are having sex for the last time. Why are they stopping? Who knows about them? Who's mad about this? ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Bella, Renée - Complete
Fire & Ice: A Perfect Fit by vampwillow1 reviews
My Twilight story with my fave pairing - Alice and Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,303 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
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The Good Girl reviews
Based on the Carrie remake. Sue begins having feelings for Carrie White and will make sure no one gets in her way. Eventual slash between Carrie and Sue. Strong sexuality and language in later chapters.
Carrie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/14
Guiding Max Black reviews
Caroline Channing is a young guidance councillor starting her first job and she has to deal with some of the toughest students the school has to offer. Including the rebellious Max Black. AU. Femslash, sexual situations and language!
2 Broke Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [Max, Caroline]
Be Mine Forever reviews
Poor, innocent teenager, Bella lives a quiet life with her famous, reclusive mother, Esme. Bella suspects that Esme has some dark secrets and may not be the woman she thought she knew, maybe not even her real mother. Language and sexuality in later chapters. BellaxEsme. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Bella, Esme]
Chocolate reviews
A Valentine's Day fan fiction of the movie Fun Size. Best friends April and Wren go to a Valentine's Day party and the two end up fighting. Things escalate into a kitchen filled with chocolate. Femslash Wren/April. Sexual content and language so be warned!
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14 - Complete
Super Twisted reviews
Layla Williams, a geek falls for the most popular girl at Sky High, Gwen Grayson and will do anything to be with her even if she has to be her number one stalker. AU FEMSLASH. Strong sexual content and language.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,238 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Layla W., Gwen G./Royal Pain]
Hunger reviews
Katniss begins to take notice of her sister Prim's changing body. Contains strong sexual content and language, especially for future chapters! KatnissXPrim femslash! Don't like, don't read! You have been warned!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [Katniss E., Prim E.]
Playing Hard To Get reviews
Tessa meets a new neighbour, a free spirit named Mindy who may have feelings for her. AU. TessaxOC. Femslash! Sexuality and some language. Rating may change.
Suburgatory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 10/30/2014 - [Tessa A., OC]
Forbidden reviews
Little Rock has blossomed into a beautiful young woman and everyone starts to notice, especially Wichita. Femslash, contains strong sexual content and some language so be warned!
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Little Rock, Wichita/Christa]
Wichita and Little Rock Vs Night Bitch and Hit Girl reviews
Wichita and Little Rock meet up with some familiar characters from Kick-Ass and some sexy shenanigans ensue. LEMONS. Rated M for strong sexual content and language. F/F/F/F. A story requested by Torigagged.
Crossover - Zombieland & Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Little Rock, Wichita/Christa] [Mindy M./Hit Girl, Miranda S./Night Bitch] - Complete
Like Night and Day reviews
Years after the events in Kick-Ass 2, Mindy returns to New York. Instead of Kick-Ass, she teams up with someone else that may meet her needs in more ways than she could have thought. Some language. If I continue this story there will be some sexual references. Read/Review/Enjoy!
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,962 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Mindy M./Hit Girl, Miranda S./Night Bitch] - Complete
Teach Me reviews
Bella gets a new art teacher that some people find strange but she doesn't. She begins to bond with the older woman but what will happen when she gets too close? Contains some language and sexuality. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Bella, Renée] [Esme, Jessica] - Complete
Barbaric reviews
Bella Swan is mysteriously transported back in time where she becomes a slave for Marique, Rose McGowan's character from Conan the Barbarian (2011). Eventual slash.
Crossover - Twilight & Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Bella, OC] - Complete
The Impossible reviews
Alice becomes obsessed with Jessica Stanley, she wants to drink her blood, but could it be something more than that? An Alice/Jessica femslash! Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - [Alice, Jessica]
Naughty Sleepover reviews
Bella invites Alice and Jessica over for a sleepover. Jessica does not get along with Alice at first but Bella finds a way to get them to bond, that's when things get steamy. Contains strong sexual content involving a threesome and some language. A Bella/Alice/Jessica slash story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Bella, Alice, Jessica
My Heart Says Yes But My Head Says No reviews
Christa, a stripper with a heart of gold begins to lust after her younger step sister. She knows it might be wrong but she'll do just about anything to be with her. Femslash story. Strong references to sexuality and brief language. Be warned
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [Wichita/Christa, Little Rock] - Complete
The Perfect Wedding reviews
Sequel of "Love Like No Other". Bella and her stepmother Renee are getting married but before they can say I do they have to deal with judgement from the town and Bella's own family. Contains obvious slash, sexual content and all of that good stuff!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Bella, Renée - Complete
A Cabin Horror Romance reviews
At a cabin in the woods during a wild weekend, love blossoms between bombshell Gwen and pretty geek Layla...When a killer is on the loose! FEMSLASH. 5th chapter on the way! Lots of BLOOD and T and A! So enjoy and most of all REVIEW!
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Gwen G./Royal Pain, Layla W.] - Complete
Undying Love reviews
Sarah (Little Rock) is introduced to her new step sister Christa (Wichita), a con artist that she doesn't know what to make of. Will she be able to find a way to bond with her? First Little Rock/Wichita Femslash Story!
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,123 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - [Wichita/Christa, Little Rock] - Complete
Love Like No Other reviews
Renee is Bella's beautiful and caring step mother, she couldn't imagine living without her. The two become close, very close. Bella/Renee Femslash. M for Strong sexuality and Mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - [Bella, Renée] - Complete
The Beluga Whale reviews
Aquamarine wishes to find love and might be able to find it in a most unlikely source. Contains mature themes and sexual content Femslash
Aquamarine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
TwiBoobs reviews
A Bella/Alice story. Still working on a title as you can see. Alice is the new girl in town and feels like an outcast, that is until she meets a sexy teenager named Bella who shares similar "gifts." Contains language and sexual themes. FEMSLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Alice
Under Her Spell reviews
Bella and Jessica are slaves. It wasn't always like this, they had a normal life before being put under that witch's spell. They will find a way to break free in ways they never could have imagined. Some sexuality (Bella/Jessica) so be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Jessica
Innocence at an End reviews
A Cady/Ms.Norbury Slash. The real Mean Girls romance. Contains sexual content!
Mean Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Cady H., Ms. Norbury - Complete
Cure For What Ale's ya reviews
Things are pretty tough living in a trailer park when you're a white trash teenager like Bella Swan. She thinks she will never find love, but little does she know, she's going to find some very close to home. Contains FEMSLAH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Our Unorthodox Love! reviews
A Scary Movie 4 Fanfic. Holly Hale, is near sighted young school teacher who discovers she is the obsession of an unlikely student. LEMONS and all that jazz! Sexual content that some may find inappropriate!
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Village - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011