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Joined 04-26-11, id: 2876287
Author has written 37 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Twilight, Zombieland, Mean Girls, Aquamarine, Sky High, Kick-Ass, 2 Broke Girls, Suburgatory, Hunger Games, Misc. Movies, Carrie, Ghost Whisperer, Jennifer's Body, Village, Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer, and If I Stay.
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The Hunger Games Revised by CatandKaraForever reviews
Katniss/Prim femslash. Rating subject to change. First chapter rewritten as of 12/17/15
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Katniss E., Prim E.]
Better Than Blood by xDreamlessx reviews
AU. Bella is a sexy lesbian vampire whose insatiable lust for boobs and blood lead her to date as many girls as possible, generally all at the same time. But then she meets Alice, a young girl whose beautiful heart and maddening ass teach her what true love really is.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,775 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Alice, Bella
A dirty tell of a watcher in the night by Awkward.Girl.Writing.101 reviews
Mindy doesn't see the big deal about Katie, why Dave's always following her around like a little puppy, but Mindy might get a little to over her head when she encounters something she thought she'd never see or feel.. what's that expression curiosity kills the cat... ;)
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Katie D. - Complete
Sunrise by Riana Salvatore reviews
When Bella asks Jessica to go shopping with her, she finds she's not the only lonely heart in Forks. Jessica offers to help her get over Edward but neither girl though that she would be helping in the way she did
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,923 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Bella, Jessica - Complete
We Own the Night by Digging The Hair reviews
What if Bella was tired of being the damsel in distress? What if she decided to take matters into her own hands and became a ruthless vigilante? Dark and twisted in chapters ahead. PLEASE REVIEW. Contains language/bloody violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,434 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Bella, Alice
Fire & Ice: A Perfect Fit by vampwillow1 reviews
My Twilight story with my fave pairing - Alice and Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,303 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
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Jennifer 's Bad Idea reviews
Jennifer desperately wants the lead role in a controversial school play. Needy does everything in her power to stop it from being a complete disaster. Jennifer/Needy story so expect some sexual content later on and strong language.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 6/22 - [Jennifer C., Needy L.]
Her World, Her Rules reviews
What if Carrie had some very different powers? What if she found a way she could manipulate people and the world around her? She could do just about anything her demented mind desires. Will involve future femslash and strong sexual content so expect the rating to change. CarriexSue
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 8/18
Riches and Rags reviews
Caroline is a young girl from England working as a nanny and the family she is assigned to has a rebellious daughter she wishes she could try and bond with. At first she might seem tough and reluctant but Caroline has a few tricks up her sleeve. A Maxoline story. Rating will change.
2 Broke Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 7/24 - [Caroline, Max]
The Zombie Games reviews
In order to protect her young step sibling from the vicious Zombie Games, Christa (Wichita) must fight in her place. Making fun of the relationship between Katniss and Prim in The Hunger Games. Witchita/Little Rock femslash.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 4/19 - [Wichita/Christa, Little Rock] - Complete
More Than a Handful reviews
Tessa meets a very beautiful and well meaning housewife in Chatswin that she soon develops feelings for. FEMSLASH. Later chapters will contain language and strong sexual content. Rated M for a reason.
Suburgatory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,785 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 8/22/2015 - [Tessa A., OC] - Complete
Like Family reviews
Based on the Carrie 2013 remake. Miss Desjardin has become Carrie's legal guardian. A neglected Sue Snell becomes jealous and obsessed with the family they have started and would do anything to have what they have. Will contain sexual content in later chapters. Femslash. Miss Desjardin/Carrie/Sue Please review!
Carrie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 3/9 - Complete
A Haunted Weekend reviews
Alice and Jessica vie to be in a snobby sorority but they must spend a long weekend in a haunted mansion. Will they survive the weekend and each other? Alice/Jessica femslash. Some sexual content and swearing! Be warned. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,389 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/31/2015 - [Alice, Jessica] - Complete
Max Powers reviews
Maxine Black is an unnoticed secretary at a laboratory until she gets exposed to a science experiment making her a a superhero knockout. Max/Caroline story. Sexual content. Please review!
2 Broke Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,914 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/29/2015 - [Max, Caroline] - Complete
Between Life and Death reviews
Melinda Gordon is visited by a young girl having an out of body experience and only she can help her but as she learns more about her a bond between them causes consequences for both of their futures. This is a Femslash story. There will be strong sexuality and some language. Please review!
Crossover - Ghost Whisperer & If I Stay - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Melinda, OC] - Complete
Sugar and Spice reviews
Mindy Macready becomes the world's first real superhero. There's no Dave, no Red Mist, no Big Daddy. Only Hit Girl. But what happens when she has to team up with her high school bully, a girl who made high school a living Hell? Hit-Girl/Night Bitch romance. Might get smutty in future chapters. Please review!
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/6/2015 - [Mindy M./Hit Girl, Miranda S./Night Bitch] - Complete
Twisted Roads reviews
Bella didn't used to get along with her new mother Renee after her real mother passed, but now that her father is gone she is the only one she can turn to. Now they are driving across the country, bonding as they do and eventually much more. Contains some language and strong sexuality. Bella/Renee story. You've brent warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - [Bella, Renée] - Complete
The Good Girl reviews
Based on the Carrie remake. Sue begins having feelings for Carrie White and will make sure no one gets in her way. Eventual slash between Carrie and Sue. Strong sexuality and language in later chapters.
Carrie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Complete
Playing Hard To Get reviews
Tessa meets a new neighbour, a free spirit named Mindy who may have feelings for her. AU. TessaxOC. Femslash! Sexuality and some language. Rating may change.
Suburgatory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 10/30/2014 - [Tessa A., OC] - Complete
Monster reviews
Sequel to Barbaric, the continuing romance of Bella and Marique, Rose McGowan's character from the Conan the Barbarian remake. Bella and Marique try to make their relationship work. Contains some language and sexual content.
Crossover - Twilight & Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Bella, OC
Be Mine Forever reviews
Poor, innocent teenager, Bella lives a quiet life with her famous, reclusive mother, Esme. Bella suspects that Esme has some dark secrets and may not be the woman she thought she knew, maybe not even her real mother. Language and sexuality in later chapters. BellaxEsme. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,983 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Bella, Esme] - Complete
Guiding Max Black reviews
Caroline Channing is a young guidance councillor starting her first job and she has to deal with some of the toughest students the school has to offer. Including the rebellious Max Black. AU. Femslash, sexual situations and language!
2 Broke Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,804 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [Max, Caroline] - Complete
Chocolate reviews
A Valentine's Day fan fiction of the movie Fun Size. Best friends April and Wren go to a Valentine's Day party and the two end up fighting. Things escalate into a kitchen filled with chocolate. Femslash Wren/April. Sexual content and language so be warned!
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Complete
Super Twisted reviews
Layla Williams, a geek falls for the most popular girl at Sky High, Gwen Grayson and will do anything to be with her even if she has to be her number one stalker. AU FEMSLASH. Strong sexual content and language.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,238 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Layla W., Gwen G./Royal Pain] - Complete
Hunger reviews
Katniss begins to take notice of her sister Prim's changing body. Contains strong sexual content and language, especially for future chapters! KatnissXPrim femslash! You have been warned!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [Katniss E., Prim E.] - Complete
Forbidden reviews
Little Rock has blossomed into a beautiful young woman and everyone starts to notice, especially Wichita. Femslash, contains strong sexual content and some language so be warned!
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Little Rock, Wichita/Christa] - Complete
Wichita and Little Rock Vs Night Bitch and Hit Girl reviews
Wichita and Little Rock meet up with some familiar characters from Kick-Ass and some sexy shenanigans ensue. LEMONS. Rated M for strong sexual content and language. F/F/F/F. A story requested by Torigagged.
Crossover - Zombieland & Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Little Rock, Wichita/Christa] [Mindy M./Hit Girl, Miranda S./Night Bitch] - Complete
Like Night and Day reviews
2 Years after the events in Kick-Ass 2, Mindy returns to New York. Instead of Kick-Ass, she teams up with someone else that may meet her needs in more ways than she could have thought. Some language and strong sexual content in later chapters. Hit Girl/Night Bitch. Read/Review/Enjoy!
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,962 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Mindy M./Hit Girl, Miranda S./Night Bitch] - Complete
Teach Me reviews
Bella gets a new art teacher that some people find strange but she doesn't. She begins to bond with the older woman but what will happen when she gets too close? Contains some language and sexuality. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Bella, Renée] [Esme, Jessica] - Complete
Barbaric reviews
Bella Swan is mysteriously transported back in time where she becomes a slave for Marique, Rose McGowan's character from Conan the Barbarian (2011). Bella/Marique femslash!
Crossover - Twilight & Conan the Barbarian/Destroyer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Bella, OC] - Complete
The Impossible reviews
Alice becomes obsessed with Jessica Stanley, she wants to drink her blood, but could it be something more than that? An Alice/Jessica femslash! Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - [Alice, Jessica] - Complete
Naughty Sleepover reviews
Bella invites Alice and Jessica over for a sleepover. Jessica does not get along with Alice at first but Bella finds a way to get them to bond, that's when things get steamy. Contains strong sexual content involving a threesome and some language. A Bella/Alice/Jessica slash story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Bella, Alice, Jessica
My Heart Says Yes But My Head Says No reviews
Christa, a stripper with a heart of gold begins to lust after her younger step sister. She knows it might be wrong but she'll do just about anything to be with her. Femslash story. Strong references to sexuality and brief language. Be warned
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [Wichita/Christa, Little Rock] - Complete
The Perfect Wedding reviews
Sequel of "Love Like No Other". Bella and her stepmother Renee are getting married but before they can say I do they have to deal with judgement from the town and Bella's own family. Contains obvious slash, sexual content and all of that good stuff!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Bella, Renée - Complete
A Cabin Horror Romance reviews
At a cabin in the woods during a wild weekend, love blossoms between bombshell Gwen and pretty geek Layla...When a killer is on the loose! FEMSLASH. 5th chapter on the way! Lots of BLOOD and T and A! So enjoy and most of all REVIEW!
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Gwen G./Royal Pain, Layla W.] - Complete
Undying Love reviews
Sarah (Little Rock) is introduced to her new step sister Christa (Wichita), a con artist that she doesn't know what to make of. Will she be able to find a way to bond with her? Some language and sexuality. First Little Rock/Wichita Femslash Story!
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,123 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - [Wichita/Christa, Little Rock] - Complete
Love Like No Other reviews
Renee is Bella's beautiful and caring step mother, she couldn't imagine living without her. The two become close, very close. Bella/Renee Femslash. M for Strong sexuality and Mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - [Bella, Renée] - Complete
The Beluga Whale reviews
Aquamarine wishes to find love and might be able to find it in a most unlikely source. Contains mature themes and sexual content Femslash
Aquamarine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
TwiBoobs reviews
A Bella/Alice story. Still working on a title as you can see. Alice is the new girl in town and feels like an outcast, that is until she meets a sexy teenager named Bella who shares similar "gifts." Contains language and sexual themes. FEMSLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Under Her Spell reviews
Bella and Jessica are slaves. It wasn't always like this, they had a normal life before being put under that witch's spell. They will find a way to break free in ways they never could have imagined. Some sexuality (Bella/Jessica) so be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Jessica - Complete
Innocence at an End reviews
A Cady/Ms.Norbury Slash. The real Mean Girls romance. Contains sexual content!
Mean Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Cady H., Ms. Norbury - Complete
Cure For What Ale's ya reviews
Things are pretty tough living in a trailer park when you're a white trash teenager like Bella Swan. She thinks she will never find love, but little does she know, she's going to find some very close to home. Contains FEMSLAH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Our Unorthodox Love! reviews
A Scary Movie 4 Fanfic. Holly Hale, is near sighted young school teacher who discovers she is the obsession of an unlikely student. LEMONS and all that jazz! Sexual content that some may find inappropriate!
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Village - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011