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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH AN OUTTAKE* After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer and new teacher, Bella, finds fic inspiration in her distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she shouldn't judge a book by its cover and she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic! Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Lust/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 534,490 - Reviews: 20788 - Favs: 5,237 - Follows: 5,775 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing My Course by twilover76 reviews
Sparks fly when two strangers collide in the dark. Will Edward star in Bella's future, or will the politics of her life be too much for him to handle? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 127,642 - Reviews: 6097 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 4,134 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10562 - Favs: 7,208 - Follows: 6,360 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Channel Five by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 672 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
The Cullen Legacy by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 233,203 - Reviews: 14983 - Favs: 4,604 - Follows: 4,491 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm in love with a Geek by 123nenagirl reviews
How do you deal when you fall in love with the most unpopular girl in school? Well, Damon Salvatore is about to find out.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 125,559 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Love Lessons by SWPrincess reviews
New to Mystic Falls High, Damon Salvatore is both excited and horrified to find he is falling in love with his student, Elena Gilbert. But what happens when they overstep the boundaries, and their friends and enemies discover their illicit secret?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,758 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 9908 - Favs: 4,593 - Follows: 3,916 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19216 - Favs: 7,948 - Follows: 6,556 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8456 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In The Waves by Jadalulu reviews
A little something about a girl in love with the edge of her world. Began as June 2012 Fictionista Workshop Witfit, but Jada failed that nicely so now it's not. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,345 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
High Maintenance by Ho Hey Contest reviews
As a young father who's not sure where he belongs, Edward's just trying to get through each day. His daughter is his life and all he thinks he needs. When the girl with the broken oven and busted fire alarm flips his world around, will he invite her into his life? Will she choose to enter? "I wasn't planning on - I didn't expect... you."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,179 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 265 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sins of My Past by content1 reviews
Bella was left by Edward to clean up the ruins of her life after his betrayal. What happens when Edward finds out that not all was as it seems. What are the consequences of his sins and what will he do to get her back? AH TwiFanFicRecs: Top Ten October 2012; Best Rec'd on Fan Fic Fridays 2012
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 455,499 - Reviews: 10558 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Out of the Mouths of Babes by Edward's Eternal reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen loves his job, but lives for his daughter. When her little world explodes he will do anything to piece it back together. But could the solution also bring him the happiness he didn't realize he was missing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 94,133 - Reviews: 8728 - Favs: 3,797 - Follows: 3,206 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Letters to Corporal Masen by solostintwilight reviews
Writing to offer a bit of home to a soldier overseas, she discovers words can bind a friendship. Lonely in war torn Europe, he finds hope in letters from a stranger. What happens when the war is over?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,350 - Reviews: 6608 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7597 - Favs: 7,770 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? Note: Animate Me was pulled on 3/23/12 Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11446 - Favs: 4,532 - Follows: 3,733 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Say Hello To The Angels by BadBoysAreBest reviews
WWII :: Damon is a cocky & crude fighter pilot. He's also Elena's patient indefinitely. It's totally screwed up! That he's more of a threat to her sanity than any battle outside. * Co-Stars: Caroline/Tyler.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,010 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Love stronger than time by 0123Hope reviews
Elena is a young slave on the Salvatore plantation, still figuring out the meaning of life. What happens when Giuseppe Salvatore's eldest son returns? All human. WARNING : This story contains explicit adult material ; Abuse; Violence; Language
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4341 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Long lost & gone by 0123Hope reviews
Preparing for her wedding to Stefan Salvatore, Elena Gilbert still feels the loss of someone who died 5 years ago. But is he really gone?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,982 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Loved & Lost by TwiLucy-UK reviews
Edward & Bella grew up together being the best of friends. Until Edward's 16th birthday when Bella left town. 10 years on, Bella comes back. Can they revive their friendship? Or is it too late? AH/AU EPOV. Rated M for language & eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,424 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Her Mother's Eyes by newsgirl83 reviews
AU. Damon tries to heal from the death of his wife while raising their small daughter. He thought no one could compare, until he meets Elena Gilbert, who will forever change his, and his daughter's life.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,053 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
I'm coming home for Christmas by 0123Hope reviews
o/s for the DEEX. Prompt from Lauren - Damon has been away from town after Elena and Stefan got back together but now he's coming home for Christmas.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5404 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Footprints in the Snow by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"An hour from now, when the snow falls again, it will be like we weren't even there. But we will remember." A story of unrequited love, and how the things we keep silent can hurt us and the ones we hold closest. E/B Rated M for themes of an adult nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,464 - Reviews: 3452 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 24860 - Favs: 11,471 - Follows: 8,092 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5187 - Favs: 3,682 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Offside by Savage7289 reviews
Edward's the star keeper for the Forks High School soccer team, and is already being scouted by leagues overseas. Bella's just moved from Phoenix and interferes with his…focus. Soccerward lives! Rated M for the good stuff, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 170,098 - Reviews: 33024 - Favs: 6,298 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Peering Into The Future by morvamp reviews
Post 2x22. Elena's not handling Stefan's absence well and Bonnie offers her the option of peeking into her future. It's nothing like she expected, but the moments may be exactly what she needs to jump-start her life in the right direction.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,050 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Sweet and Sexy Mistakes by LoveEpicLove reviews
An expert on the dynamics between men and women, Damon Salvatore knows his uptight new publicist could use his help getting a date. The only problem is, the more time he spends with her, the more he realizes he doesn't want her dating anyone but him!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,509 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Georgia On My Mind by Meredith Girl reviews
Damon takes Elena on his little road trip to Georgia. Elena, distraught over her resemblence to Katherine, decides to let loose with surprising consequences. Canon through "Bloodlines." Follows most of the show plot with Damon-ic twists...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,703 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Locked In A Loveless Marriage by LoveEpicLove reviews
When Elena asks Damon Salvatore for a loan, he agrees on the condition that she marries him. What happens when she finds herself falling in love with a man who has told her he will never love her? AU. All human.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,326 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
I Hate The Way You Love by BadBoysAreBest reviews
1864 :: Elena is the new girl in Mystic Falls. She is the Gilbert heir. Uncle John is planning her arranged marriage to Stefan. How awful! Damon loves her, but she hates him. Will Elena give him a chance? - COMPLETE -
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,030 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14086 - Favs: 14,616 - Follows: 8,103 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete