Author has written 13 stories for Pokémon, Antigone, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Neopets, Sonic the Hedgehog, Hunger Games, Big Bang Theory, and Portal.
HOPE'S BLOG-ISH THING
10/14 - Hey! So, you know how I've been on hiatus for who-knows-how-long? I'M BACK...but for one short story. Ever since I picked up White 2, I've been hooked. However, when I found out that SOME DUMBASS WANTS TO TEAR DOWN THE NIMBASA CITY FERRIS WHEEL, I thought I would return to the Long Division universe and write one short story--for old times sake. Now, please keep in mind that THIS DOES NOT COINCIDE WITH THE SEQUEL, SAFE AND SOUND, SO DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN NOTHING LINES UP WITH WHAT I LEFT YOU ALL AGES AGO. That is all.
11/25 - Quoth Buddy the Elf, "I'M IN LOVE! I'M IN LOVE, AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!"
12/8 - Still in love. Still too busy to write fanfiction. Still procrastinating on shit, but what else is new?
12/22 - Not being single is a lovely feeling.
WORKS IN PROGRESS/DEVELOPMENT
—A Hetalia oneshot about the countries playing a board game. There's no real historical value here, regardless of how much I love world history. :P
—In the Dark I See, a Portal fanfic
—An Instrument of Destruction, my first Sonic fanfic
—maybe, just maybe, a Hunger Games short story
—Remember When? (I've kinda neglected it; I know.)
—The Faerie's Spoof (another one I've neglected—sorry!)
—a Wall-E sonnet or two. I just have to.
—Safe and Sound, the sequel to Long Division *on hiatus*
Hi. I'm Hope. It's not my real name, and I'm not really a ghost writer, but hey, it's a pen name. :P On the topic of my name, I LOVE Raising Hope. It's one of my all-time favorite shows on television. :3 I also like the shows Phineas and Ferb, Danny Phantom, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Big Bang Theory, Hetalia, and others. My favorite book series is The Hunger Games. I have a lot of favorite movies, with some of them being The Muppets (2011), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Inception, TRON: Legacy, Night at the Museum, and pretty much EVERY PIXAR MOVIE EVER. :3 My favorite musical artists are LIGHTS, Owl City, The Fray, The Script, and OneRepublic; I've also been getting into dubstep and some Skrillex lately as well. I do play some video games, but I'm not a serious gamer. I love Sonic the Hedgehog, Portal (both games),and Pokemon a lot. I have crushes on Shadow the hedgehog and N. HOORAY FOR FICTIONAL CHARACTER CRUSHES! X3
Speaking of romance, I hate awkward character shipping and Yaoi. For example, VLAD AND DANNY? REALLY? And I don't get the whole SonicXShadow shipping thing either. And Shadow and Rouge shipping, since Shadow has no emotion and Rouge is the only one showing any affection. Rouge and Knuckles shipping...yeah, I can see that. I also hate clichéd shipping. For example, I DON'T CARE IF ASH AND MISTY GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS. Now, N and (insert Touko or OC female character here) shipping/Ferris Wheel shipping is okay as long as you do it right.
I am a grammar Nazi. I will complain about your grammar if it's subpar. If there are minor mistakes in your story, I tend to point them out, but I won't go crazy on you. I feel that proper writing skills are not evident in American society, and that the American educational system needs to focus slightly more on writing. I am repulsed by the fact that colleges often don't look at the writing portions of the SAT and ACT because, from what I've heard from fairly literate college students, many college students can't form a proper sentence. Tell me: if, you were an employer would you; hire a writer pathetic like, this. (God, that was painful to write. oAo) No. I wouldn't.
I think this is obvious by now, but I do tend to overuse emoticons.
I don't usually read other fanfictions, mostly because of my status as a grammar Nazi. However, a lack of an interesting plot and use of OOC characters and Marys/Garys will drive me away from reading fanfictions as well.
No, I will not beta your story. You try being a junior who goes to a college prep high school; is the editor of the school newspaper; acts in the school drama each spring; and takes two honors classes, an advanced art elective, and pre-calc (and a year ahead of most, I should add); and THEN ask me to beta your story.
No, I did not misuse the semicolon just there. You can use it to separate items in a list as long as the items contain commas. For example, a writer can correctly use semicolons to list Sacramento, California; Albany, New York; and Houston, Texas. You can also use semicolons to connect two sentences/independent clauses. However, in most cases, semicolons can't be used as commas. For example; I just misused a semicolon right there. It drives me crazy to see how many people in this world never learned how to properly use a semicolon. Please don't use it if you can't use it correctly.
On another, somewhat related note, the Oxford comma is my best friend. I twitch when I see a comma missing from the end of a set. Don't judge me.
I archived my one hundred thousandth word on 1/29/12.
I recieved an award from Whateva876. It's the Medal of Awesomeness. I feel so loved! :'D
If your life was a Movie, What Would the Sound Track Be?
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits: "Solar Sailer" from TRON: Legacy
Waking Up: "Friday I'll Be Over You" by Allison Iraheta
First Day At School: "No Surprise" by Daughtry
Falling In Love: "The Listening" by LIGHTS (TOO PERFECT FOR WORDS.)
Fight Song: "Blue and Red" by Sky Sailing (Well, it works in a more literal interpretation of the title...)
Breaking Up: "Check Yes Juliet" by We the Kings
Prom night: "Monorail" by Port Blue
Life: "Apologize" by OneRepublic
Mental Breakdown: "Out of the Penthouse, On to the Race" from Wreck-It Ralph
Driving: "Umbrella Beach" by Owl City
Flashback: "Royal Raceway" from Wreck-It Ralph
Getting back together: "Hall of Fame" by The Script
Wedding: "Robot Waiting Room #3" from Portal 2
Birth of Child: "Good Time" by Owl City (WAY TO RUIN SUCH A GREAT MOMENT WITH THE ONE CARLY RAE SONG ON MY iPOD.)
Final Battle: "Some Assembly Required" from Portal 2
Funeral Song: "A Little Too Not Over You" by David Archuleta (Totally forgot I had this on my iPod...)
Final Credits: "Toes" by LIGHTS ("IF YOU ARE A CLIFFHANGER ENDING...I'M THE ONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.")
HOPE'S FAVE QUOTES!
"I can't brag about my love for God because I fail Him daily, but I can brag about His love for me because it never fails." Adam Young
"That awkward moment when someone uses the phrase, 'Let's get down to buisness,' and all you want to do is defeat the huns." Adam Young
"DO THESE CAPITAL LETTERS MAKE MY TWEET LOOK LOUD??" Adam Young
"My friends and family were here to meet me, and I'm an only child, so that was really...weird. I appreciate it, family and friends, so very much. Hugs." Adam Young
"Her pungent, stinging aerosol spume made it exceedingly difficult for me to escort the damsel to her place of residence." Adam Young
"That awkward moment when you name a file 'ghjk' and your computer says a file named 'ghjk' already exists." Adam Young
"I PLANTED SOME BIRDSEED AND A BIRD CAME UP. NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEED IT." Adam Young
"That awkward moment when SpongeBob and Patrick buy a giant screen TV so they can play in the box." Adam Young
"Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around every so often, you could miss it." Ferris Bueler's Day Off
"What do you think you're gonna do: bleed on me?!" Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Are you suggesting that coconuts MIGRATE?!" " " " " " "
"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you animal trough wiper you! I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" " " " " " "
"Thank you, Mr. Wikipedia." The Kane Chronicles: The Red Pyramid by Rick Riordan
"I said DART gun not...ugh...FART gun!" Despicable Me
"A hero must always believe that he will win." Danny Phantom ("Urban Jungle")
"I said COOKIE robots, not BOOGIE robots!" " "
"Cool! Mine's shaped like a dead guy!" " "
"I just discovered why cows and frogs don't date." Phineas and Ferb
"Your hot dog is no match for my BRATWURST!" " " "
"...BO-AT, or Buoyancy Operated-Aquatic Transport..." " " "
"We are the League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness!" "You want us to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N?" " " "
"Cheese...cheese...cheese...wombat!...cheese." "Huh. My echo's broken." " " "
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna side-walk all over you!" " " "
"Mooooo..." "NO! Moo-n. Two syllables!" " " "
"Moo...cows, get on the ship." " " "
"...but we don't have Rocky Road. It's not that we don't like it; we left the marshmallows at home. I blame Baljeet." " " "
"Baljeet, don't fight with the soundtrack." " " "
"Ever since I installed the Away-inator on my helmet, driving is fun again!" " " "
"When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me!" " " "
"Curse you, Parry the Platypus!" "Uh, Dad, Parry's not here." "Yeah, but I'm sure it's his fault!" " " "
"He touched the butt..." Finding Nemo
"Life is a serious battle, and you have to use the tools you're given." Grimsley (Pokemon Black and White versions)
"It doesn't really matter what you look like...it is who you are that matters, of course." Josh Peck
"Am I missing an eyebrow?" Adam Savage (Mythbusters)
"Seventy-nine percent of all stairs accidents happen on the stairs." The Amazing World of Gumball
"HE'S GOT A SPOON!" "Such violence!!!" " " " " "
"Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese." The Hunger Games
“Life is a game, boy. Life is a game that one plays according to the rules.” The Catcher in the Rye
"You'll be rich, b--ch!" from the YouTube video "Gold 2 Cash" by the band Parachute
"HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!" "Degrassi audition?" "Wish me luck." Big Time Rush
"Dear God, I was terribly lost when the galaxies crossed and the sun went dark. Dear God, you're the only north star I would follow this far." "Galaxies" by Owl City
"When I was given grace and love, I was blind but now I can see 'cos I found a new home from above, and courage swept over me." "Tidal Wave" by Owl City
"MY WASHING MACHINE EATS SOCKS." Adam Young
"Winter left a cover that I'm gonna end up under, but I've got my boots. Way up in the summer, I forget how much I love her when she's in my groove. Oh, it's a love-hate romance, but I could watch her dance if I've got my boots." "My Boots" by LIGHTS
"Stop taking lives, come on, let's all grow up again." "Pretend" by LIGHTS
"Sooner or later, I'll need a saviour." "Saviour" by LIGHTS
"Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same." "All At Once" by The Fray
"Happiness is a little more like knocking on your door: you just let it in." "Happiness" by The Fray
"I get lost in the beauty of everything I see. The world ain't half as bad as they paint it to be." "Come Home" by OneRepublic
"Listen: to my friends in New York, I say hello. My friends in L.A., they don't know where I've been for the past few years or so--Paris to China to Colorado. Sometimes there's airplanes you can't jump out; sometimes there's b--s-- you can't work now. We all have our stories, but please tell me-e-e-e what there's to complain about." "Good Life" by OneRepublic
"Watchog watches out for stuff." "Can't Stop (Catchin' 'em All)" by The Presidents of the United States of America
"I could tell I was not [his] type by the black eye and bloody nose, but I guess that's the way it goes." "Deer in the Headlights" by Owl City
"Oh comet, come down!" "Kamikaze" by Owl City
"It's you who brings the morning, and you who takes the sun when I sleep. You're the only one who stuck around for me when I was losing faith in what I thought I could be. You're the only one in the dark I see." "In the Dark I See" by LIGHTS
"Wise Zelda owl is wise." LIGHTS
"Welcome to the church of vegetables. Lettuce pray." Adam Young
"You are the star of my daydreams. Everything you are is my reverie. Can you feel my heart as we move in closer and closer?" "Daydreams" by Breanne Duren
"SAM: And then I typed 'colon, P.'
FREDDIE: That means she stuck her tongue out.
MR. HOWARD: I know ALL about 'colon, P.'" iCarly
"SAM: The Nile's not just a river in Utah.
CARLY: EGYPT!" iCarly
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montolla. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride (movie)
"Don't remind me that somedays I'm the windshield, and other days I'm just a lucky bug.""Honey and the Bee" by Owl City
"It takes great strength for one to whip their hair back and forth. First, they have to swing their hair to one side, and if that wasn't hard enough, guess what! They have to swing it to the OTHER side! And to make things practically impossible, they have to repeat this process several times! Think of the headaches!" Strawberry Ruby
"If you're the egg-laying vertebrate distinguished by the possession of feathers, then I'm the creepy burrowing invertebrate without limbs." Adam Young
"Amazing: you defeated evil while dancing!" Phineas and Ferb
"Stay in school, eat your veggies, and burn all the books that ain't Shakespeare." Rango
"No man can walk out on his own story." Rango
"BUZZ (in Spanish): We removed the poop from the kitty litter.
MRS. POTATO HEAD: Spanish is SO beautiful!!!" Toy Story: Hawaiian Vacation (Pixar short)
"Change the scheme! Alter the mood! Electrify the boys and girls, if you'd be so kind." TRON: Legacy
"You're messing with my Zen thing, man!" TRON: Legacy
"The thing about perfection is that it's unknowable. It's impossible, but it's also right in front of us all the time." TRON: Legacy
"I'm not your father, Sam, but I'm very, very happy to see you." TRON: Legacy
"We'll find ways to fill the empty, far from all the hysteria. I don't care if we suddenly find ourselves in Siberia." "Siberia" by LIGHTS
"Wipe the mark of sadness from my face. Show me that your love will never change, and if my yesterday was a disgrace, tell me that you still recall my name." "Cactus in the Valley" by LIGHTS
"In the disorder, you are the peace sign." "Peace Sign" by LIGHTS
"DRUMS, DRUMS! I mean, in controlllll..." The Muppets
"WOW! That was an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had money for that in the budget." The Muppets
"No, no! Jack Black say no drums!!!" The Muppets
"Bunsen said he could set Beaker on fire..." "MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP!!!" The Muppets
"You guys are the masters of comedy!" "Hey, look: fart shoes!" The Muppets
"I believe that's what I'd call a running gag." The Muppet Show
"OH NO! DIRK NADER! ...Who?" The Muppet Show
"...chickii en de baskii..." The Muppet Show
"First de chocolate...den...de moose!" The Muppet Show
"Fire is catching, and if we burn, you burn with us." Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins
"Lift it up like a banner; hold it up over me. If this war is never-ending, I'll take this love down with me." "Banner" by LIGHTS
"Bazinga. I don't care." Big Bang Theory
"Ohohohoh. I don't think so. Anecdotal evidence suggests that in a game of 'Rock, Paper, Scissors,' players familiar with themselves will tie seventy-five to eighty percent of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest we play 'Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.' It's very simple. Look. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitate lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock crushes rock. And, as it always has, rock crushes scissors." Big Bang Theory
"It's not what it looks like!" "What does it look like?!" BBT
"I thought the "Bazinga!" was implied!" BBT
"He's just so...ZAZZLY." BBT
"That son of a female duck!" Kids React to "The Duck Song"
"Just close your eyes; the sun is coming down. You'll be alright. No one can hurt you now." "Safe & Sound" by Taylor Swift (feat. The Civil Wars)
"Wow, Sonic! You look younger every day! What's your secret?" Sonic Generations (BAHAHA. That awkward moment when modern Amy asks retro Sonic about how he makes himself look young. IRONY AT ITS BEST.)
"A little insanity goes a long way. A lot of insanity goes too far." Centauri07
"Life is sad. Get used to it." Centauri07
"That would make a better version of Occupy Wall Street. Okay, I would drop instantly if I ever hear that." Centauri07
"I'm beautiful in my way, cos' God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track. Baby, I was born this way." "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga
"I'm on a wheel!" "CHIMNEY!" "WHEEEEL!" "CHIMNEYYYYY!" iCarly
"The radius of a circle is 6. What is the area? The equation is (pi)r2." "Maw Maw, we need a math equation." Raising Hope
"If this is a right triangle, then what is this?" "Wrong triangle." "Left triangle!" Raising Hope
"Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?!" Shadow the Hedgehog (both the game AND character :3)
"I came...to this city...to deliver you a message: hedgehogs on motorcycles." "Hedgehogs on Motorcycles"
"No copyright law in the world is going to stop me!" Sonic Colors
"You might know everything I'm going to do, but that won't help you, since I know everything you're going to do! STRANGE, ISN'T IT?!" Sonic OVA
"A hero's a hero, but everyone loves a great villain." Phineas and Ferb
"Well... fail grammar fails. That's why it's called fail grammar. If it didn't have fail in front, it would be grammar fails. Or, you could just say fail grammar. Either way, you're saying that something's or someone's grammar fails. Putting 'fail' on each side makes it repeat itself. That, and for no reason. Why would you repeat that failed grammar is grammar that failed? It makes no sense. Why it's redundant? Well, like I said, you put fail on either side. Doing that cancels it out, and (blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah XD I could go on until the 8000 character limit stops me, you know.)" Centauri07
"War? War is whack." iCarly
"There's a face searching far, so far and wide. There's a place where you dream you'd never find. Hold on to what if." "Live and Learn" by Crush 40
"Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these, there is hope." The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
"A real man would give motion sickness to the vehicle instead." Fairy Tail
"Behold the Recumbent Bicycle. For the commuter who loves relaxation, the earth, and awkward exposure of the area between the legs." Adam Young
"If you leap without a net, you'll find it won't be there all the time, so watch your step now, watch your step. Don't fall." "His World" by Zebrahead
"What kind of world do we live in where a man can steal another man's battle ostrich?" Big Bang Theory
"World of Warcraft is not a game. Doodle Jump is a game. Angry Birds is a game. World of Warcraft is a Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying...okay, technically it's a game." BBT
"Sea World is better. It has Shamu, who is literally tons of fun." BBT
"Who is it?" "YOUR DOOM!" "Don't say 'your doom'! Who wants to open the door for 'your doom'?" "Oh. Right. BASKET OF PUPPIES!" BBT
"Damn, we've been detected." Shadow the Hedgehog (game)
"Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." Big Bang Theory
"So, an electron walks into a bar and asks, 'How much for a drink?' The bartender answers, 'For you, no charge.'" BBT
"Somewhere in chaos, we all find ourselves." "All Hail Shadow" by Magna-Fi (or Crush40)
"CHINA! I choose YOU!" Hetalia
"The Box of Tomatoes Fairy is a lie!" Hetalia
"There is no use crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake." "Still Alive" from Portal
"People with brain damage are the real heroes." Portal 2
"How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." Portal 2
"This. Sentence. Is. FALSE! (Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Don't think about it...)" "Uh...true. I'll go with true. There, that was easy. To be honest, I might have heard that one before." "It's a PARADOX! THERE IS NO ANSWER!" " "
"Dad, I'm in space!" "I'm proud of you, son." "Dad, are you space?" "Yes. Now we are a family again!" " "
"What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space." " "
"Guilty—of not being in space!" " "
"Why me, space?" "Because you are the best." "I'm the best at space?" " "
"The square root of rope is string." " "
"I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down WITH THE LEMONS!" " "
"If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity!" " "
"DAMMIT, WE KNOW! EVERYBODY KNOWS! SPACE. YOU. IN IT. WE GET IT!" "" ""
"Cell phones will not give you cancer—only hepatitis." "" ""
"Science isn't about why; it's about why not!"
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, Iluvedward4ever, Amuto Forever, Sasunaru101, Itanaru101, Queen of the Keyblade, Storyteller of Darkness, Hope the Ghost Writer
51 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD
1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
2. Constantly perform ancient rituals in his library, when he asks what's going on, you tell him that you were trying to get rid of "Evil spirits" and give him a reproving glare.
a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
a) Hello Kitty
43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
NOTE--Found this on Mrs.Master's profile...so, yeah, crediting her for this. LOL *I made up number 51, though.
OWL CITY'S TWEETS ABOUT THE GREAT GATSBY (ordered from first post to last post XD)
"That awkward moment when you read The Great Gatsby in high school."
"That awkward moment when you're at home reading The Great Gatsby and you receive my tweet on your phone."
"That awkward moment when you're SUPPOSED to be reading The Great Gatsby for class but it's the weekend so who cares."
"That awkward moment when it's summer vacation so nobody is reading The Great Gatsby for class."
"That awkward moment when everyone tells me how amazing The Great Gatsby is but I have no idea what's going on because I've never read it."
"That awkward moment when you receive five consecutive Owl City tweets about The Great Gatsby on a Friday night."
1. My mother taught me OBEDIENCE.
“If you don't take out the trash, I'll take you out.”
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
(LOL. Found this on someone's profile and thought it was cute. The bolded stuff is stuff that I can relate to. XD Love you, Mom. _)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.
If you love life, you better copy and paste this on your profile.
To the world, you may be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. Copy and paste this onto your profile if this is true
If you have a crush on a video game character, copy and paste this into your profile. (Shadow, N, and Wheatley. :3)
Shadow the Hedgehog has more fan-girls than any other SEGA character. If you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile. (OBVIOUSLY! :D Sonic no longer amazes me. :/ Shadow's just freaking bad ass. Of course he's got so many fangirls.)
You know you're an obsessive Sonic the Hedgehog fan if...
1. You laugh whenever someone says, "Don't touch it!"
2. If someone asked you what kind of pet you aspire to have in the future, it'd be the same species as your favorite Sonic character.
3. You want to paint a hedgehog blue and name him Sonic
4. You want to paint a different hedgehog black with red stripes and name him Shadow.
5. You want to paint a third hedgehog silver and name him Silver.
6. You want to put all three of those real-world hedgehogs mentioned above in a pen together and see how they interact.
7. You have done numbers 3, 4, 5, and/or 6.
8. You find yourself screaming "It's no use!" at times when you feel it is appropriate.
9. You used any Sonic game as the topic of an SAT essay (or any essay, for that matter).
10. You mistake mustached people for Dr. Eggman.
11. You find yourself wondering why Sega decided to change Dr. Robotnik to Dr. Eggman.
12. You are willing enough to put up with Chris Thorndyke for the sake of enjoying the Sonic X anime.
13. When you lose something, you ask yourself, "Where's that damn fourth Chaos Emerald?!"
14. You wonder if the copyright laws quote from Sonic Colors was written by someone who knew that SOPA and PIPA would happen in the distant future.
15. You wish that you could have a guitar like Jun Senoue's.
16. You actually know who Jun Senoue is.
17. You know who Crush 40 is.
18. You seem to be able to apply a Sonic game to any situation.
19. You had mixed emotions over Knuckles/Sir Gawain trying to commit suicide in Sonic and the Black Knight.
20. You bought a Genesis just so you could play the classic Sonic games.
21. Every reptile reminds you of Biolizard.
22. You watch the Japanese dub of Sonic X for the hell of it.
23. You watch the Japanese dub of Sonic X just so you can listen to "Live and Learn" during the Finalhazard fight in Season Two.
24. You question where Sonic and his friends store the items that they randomly pull out of nowhere. (Where does Amy store her hammer anyways!?)
25. When two people are in an argument, you interject by yelling, "It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right!"
26. You have a favorite/least favorite character voice actor.
27. When a storm begins to brew, you wonder if Perfect Chaos will form out of nowhere and destroy everything.
28. You wonder if you're gonna find a Chaos Emerald inside of that frog you're dissecting for biology class.
29. You find a deeper meaning within the lyrics of the games' theme songs.
30. You throw a ball at someone and scream, "IT'S A HOMING SHOT!" every time you do so.
31. Your favorite part of Wreck-It Ralph was Sonic's cameos.
32. Don't forget Eggman's cameos.
33. Why didn't Mike Pollock have any lines in that movie?
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music.
If you're crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1, What color is your toothbrush?
2, Name one person who made you smile today:
My boyfriend. I can't get him off of my mind. :3
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Finally seeing The Avengers in its entirety.
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Cake batter/birthday cake.
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
Iced tea. :D
10, Do you like your wallet?
Yes. It matches my purse.
11, What was the last thing you ate?
Hot tea with sweetener and lots of milk.
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
13, The last sporting event you watched?
Bowling. Yes, it counts.
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
16, Ever go camping?
OH GOD, I HATE CAMPING. TOO MANY BUGS!
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
If I remember to take them, then yes.
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
For the most part, yes.
19, Do you have a tan?
20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Nope. Pizza's better.
Japanese, on the other hand, trumps both of them. Hands down.
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
SCREW STRAWS. I drink it straight from the can, dammit!
22, What did your last text message say?
Something about filling a pot up with water and putting it on the stove to boil.
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
O HAI THAR, WALL.
26, What color is your watch?
Silver. I'm freaking attached to my watch. :3
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
The guitar riff from "Dreams and Disasters" by Owl City.
28, What is your birthstone?
Turquoise. :D Yay for December!
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Eh. It depends. I don't usually get fast food that often anyhow.
30, What is your favorite number?
14. It's been a very good number to me for some reason. (Maybe because it's the equivalent of seven times two. :3)
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
32, Any plans today?
I ACCOMPLISHED SHIT. THE END.
33, How many states have you lived in?
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
35, Last song listened to?
Uhm. I don't know. It's in hiragana, and it's a Miku song by Karent...and it's strangely catchy. But it's a good song. Even though I don't speak Japanese.
36, Can you say the alphabet backwards?
No, but that would be SO COOL!
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
You're reading about her.
38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Black Keds with neon green laces.
39, Are you jealous of anyone?
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
I hope not.
41, Do you love anyone?
42, Do any of your friends have children?
Unless you consider one's pets to be one's children...no.
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
I don't genuinely hate anyone.
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Yes, and, when I do, it is often accompanied with the phrase "mine turtle."
46, What color is your car?
47, Do you like cats?
I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THEM. I have a cat. She hates me, but I LOVE HER!
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
MY BOYFRIEND, DIPPER.
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
YES. BUT I WIMPED OUT BEFORE KINGDA KA.
50, How did you get your worst scar?
I got burned with a cookie sheet. #skill