Hope the Ghost Writer
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Joined 04-26-11, id: 2877043, Profile Updated: 12-22-12
Author has written 13 stories for Pokémon, Antigone, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Neopets, Sonic the Hedgehog, Hunger Games, Big Bang Theory, and Portal.

HOPE'S BLOG-ISH THING

10/14 - Hey! So, you know how I've been on hiatus for who-knows-how-long? I'M BACK...but for one short story. Ever since I picked up White 2, I've been hooked. However, when I found out that SOME DUMBASS WANTS TO TEAR DOWN THE NIMBASA CITY FERRIS WHEEL, I thought I would return to the Long Division universe and write one short story--for old times sake. Now, please keep in mind that THIS DOES NOT COINCIDE WITH THE SEQUEL, SAFE AND SOUND, SO DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN NOTHING LINES UP WITH WHAT I LEFT YOU ALL AGES AGO. That is all.

11/25 - Quoth Buddy the Elf, "I'M IN LOVE! I'M IN LOVE, AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!"

12/8 - Still in love. Still too busy to write fanfiction. Still procrastinating on shit, but what else is new?

12/22 - Not being single is a lovely feeling.

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WORKS IN PROGRESS/DEVELOPMENT

—A Hetalia oneshot about the countries playing a board game. There's no real historical value here, regardless of how much I love world history. :P

In the Dark I See, a Portal fanfic

An Instrument of Destruction, my first Sonic fanfic

—maybe, just maybe, a Hunger Games short story

Remember When? (I've kinda neglected it; I know.)

The Faerie's Spoof (another one I've neglected—sorry!)

—a Wall-E sonnet or two. I just have to.

Safe and Sound, the sequel to Long Division *on hiatus*

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About Me

Hi. I'm Hope. It's not my real name, and I'm not really a ghost writer, but hey, it's a pen name. :P On the topic of my name, I LOVE Raising Hope. It's one of my all-time favorite shows on television. :3 I also like the shows Phineas and Ferb, Danny Phantom, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Big Bang Theory, Hetalia, and others. My favorite book series is The Hunger Games. I have a lot of favorite movies, with some of them being The Muppets (2011), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Inception, TRON: Legacy, Night at the Museum, and pretty much EVERY PIXAR MOVIE EVER. :3 My favorite musical artists are LIGHTS, Owl City, The Fray, The Script, and OneRepublic; I've also been getting into dubstep and some Skrillex lately as well. I do play some video games, but I'm not a serious gamer. I love Sonic the Hedgehog, Portal (both games),and Pokemon a lot. I have crushes on Shadow the hedgehog and N. HOORAY FOR FICTIONAL CHARACTER CRUSHES! X3

Speaking of romance, I hate awkward character shipping and Yaoi. For example, VLAD AND DANNY? REALLY? And I don't get the whole SonicXShadow shipping thing either. And Shadow and Rouge shipping, since Shadow has no emotion and Rouge is the only one showing any affection. Rouge and Knuckles shipping...yeah, I can see that. I also hate clichéd shipping. For example, I DON'T CARE IF ASH AND MISTY GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS. Now, N and (insert Touko or OC female character here) shipping/Ferris Wheel shipping is okay as long as you do it right.

I am a grammar Nazi. I will complain about your grammar if it's subpar. If there are minor mistakes in your story, I tend to point them out, but I won't go crazy on you. I feel that proper writing skills are not evident in American society, and that the American educational system needs to focus slightly more on writing. I am repulsed by the fact that colleges often don't look at the writing portions of the SAT and ACT because, from what I've heard from fairly literate college students, many college students can't form a proper sentence. Tell me: if, you were an employer would you; hire a writer pathetic like, this. (God, that was painful to write. oAo) No. I wouldn't.

I think this is obvious by now, but I do tend to overuse emoticons.

I don't usually read other fanfictions, mostly because of my status as a grammar Nazi. However, a lack of an interesting plot and use of OOC characters and Marys/Garys will drive me away from reading fanfictions as well.

No, I will not beta your story. You try being a junior who goes to a college prep high school; is the editor of the school newspaper; acts in the school drama each spring; and takes two honors classes, an advanced art elective, and pre-calc (and a year ahead of most, I should add); and THEN ask me to beta your story.

No, I did not misuse the semicolon just there. You can use it to separate items in a list as long as the items contain commas. For example, a writer can correctly use semicolons to list Sacramento, California; Albany, New York; and Houston, Texas. You can also use semicolons to connect two sentences/independent clauses. However, in most cases, semicolons can't be used as commas. For example; I just misused a semicolon right there. It drives me crazy to see how many people in this world never learned how to properly use a semicolon. Please don't use it if you can't use it correctly.

On another, somewhat related note, the Oxford comma is my best friend. I twitch when I see a comma missing from the end of a set. Don't judge me.

I archived my one hundred thousandth word on 1/29/12.

I recieved an award from Whateva876. It's the Medal of Awesomeness. I feel so loved! :'D

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If your life was a Movie, What Would the Sound Track Be?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: "Solar Sailer" from TRON: Legacy

Waking Up: "Friday I'll Be Over You" by Allison Iraheta

First Day At School: "No Surprise" by Daughtry

Falling In Love: "The Listening" by LIGHTS (TOO PERFECT FOR WORDS.)

Fight Song: "Blue and Red" by Sky Sailing (Well, it works in a more literal interpretation of the title...)

Breaking Up: "Check Yes Juliet" by We the Kings

Prom night: "Monorail" by Port Blue

Life: "Apologize" by OneRepublic

Mental Breakdown: "Out of the Penthouse, On to the Race" from Wreck-It Ralph

Driving: "Umbrella Beach" by Owl City

Flashback: "Royal Raceway" from Wreck-It Ralph

Getting back together: "Hall of Fame" by The Script

Wedding: "Robot Waiting Room #3" from Portal 2

Birth of Child: "Good Time" by Owl City (WAY TO RUIN SUCH A GREAT MOMENT WITH THE ONE CARLY RAE SONG ON MY iPOD.)

Final Battle: "Some Assembly Required" from Portal 2

Funeral Song: "A Little Too Not Over You" by David Archuleta (Totally forgot I had this on my iPod...)

Final Credits: "Toes" by LIGHTS ("IF YOU ARE A CLIFFHANGER ENDING...I'M THE ONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.")

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HOPE'S FAVE QUOTES!

"I can't brag about my love for God because I fail Him daily, but I can brag about His love for me because it never fails." Adam Young

"That awkward moment when someone uses the phrase, 'Let's get down to buisness,' and all you want to do is defeat the huns." Adam Young

"DO THESE CAPITAL LETTERS MAKE MY TWEET LOOK LOUD??" Adam Young

"My friends and family were here to meet me, and I'm an only child, so that was really...weird. I appreciate it, family and friends, so very much. Hugs." Adam Young

"Her pungent, stinging aerosol spume made it exceedingly difficult for me to escort the damsel to her place of residence." Adam Young

"That awkward moment when you name a file 'ghjk' and your computer says a file named 'ghjk' already exists." Adam Young

"I PLANTED SOME BIRDSEED AND A BIRD CAME UP. NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEED IT." Adam Young

"That awkward moment when SpongeBob and Patrick buy a giant screen TV so they can play in the box." Adam Young

"Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around every so often, you could miss it." Ferris Bueler's Day Off

"What do you think you're gonna do: bleed on me?!" Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Are you suggesting that coconuts MIGRATE?!" " " " " " "

"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you animal trough wiper you! I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" " " " " " "

"Thank you, Mr. Wikipedia." The Kane Chronicles: The Red Pyramid by Rick Riordan

"I said DART gun not...ugh...FART gun!" Despicable Me

"A hero must always believe that he will win." Danny Phantom ("Urban Jungle")

"I said COOKIE robots, not BOOGIE robots!" " "

"Cool! Mine's shaped like a dead guy!" " "

"I just discovered why cows and frogs don't date." Phineas and Ferb

"Your hot dog is no match for my BRATWURST!" " " "

"...BO-AT, or Buoyancy Operated-Aquatic Transport..." " " "

"We are the League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness!" "You want us to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N?" " " "

"Cheese...cheese...cheese...wombat!...cheese." "Huh. My echo's broken." " " "

"Oh yeah, I'm gonna side-walk all over you!" " " "

"Mooooo..." "NO! Moo-n. Two syllables!" " " "

"Moo...cows, get on the ship." " " "

"...but we don't have Rocky Road. It's not that we don't like it; we left the marshmallows at home. I blame Baljeet." " " "

"Baljeet, don't fight with the soundtrack." " " "

"Ever since I installed the Away-inator on my helmet, driving is fun again!" " " "

"When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me!" " " "

"Curse you, Parry the Platypus!" "Uh, Dad, Parry's not here." "Yeah, but I'm sure it's his fault!" " " "

"He touched the butt..." Finding Nemo

"Life is a serious battle, and you have to use the tools you're given." Grimsley (Pokemon Black and White versions)

"It doesn't really matter what you look like...it is who you are that matters, of course." Josh Peck

"Am I missing an eyebrow?" Adam Savage (Mythbusters)

"Seventy-nine percent of all stairs accidents happen on the stairs." The Amazing World of Gumball

"HE'S GOT A SPOON!" "Such violence!!!" " " " " "

"Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese." The Hunger Games

“Life is a game, boy. Life is a game that one plays according to the rules.” The Catcher in the Rye

"You'll be rich, b--ch!" from the YouTube video "Gold 2 Cash" by the band Parachute

"HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!" "Degrassi audition?" "Wish me luck." Big Time Rush

"Dear God, I was terribly lost when the galaxies crossed and the sun went dark. Dear God, you're the only north star I would follow this far." "Galaxies" by Owl City

"When I was given grace and love, I was blind but now I can see 'cos I found a new home from above, and courage swept over me." "Tidal Wave" by Owl City

"MY WASHING MACHINE EATS SOCKS." Adam Young

"Winter left a cover that I'm gonna end up under, but I've got my boots. Way up in the summer, I forget how much I love her when she's in my groove. Oh, it's a love-hate romance, but I could watch her dance if I've got my boots." "My Boots" by LIGHTS

"Stop taking lives, come on, let's all grow up again." "Pretend" by LIGHTS

"Sooner or later, I'll need a saviour." "Saviour" by LIGHTS

"Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same." "All At Once" by The Fray

"Happiness is a little more like knocking on your door: you just let it in." "Happiness" by The Fray

"I get lost in the beauty of everything I see. The world ain't half as bad as they paint it to be." "Come Home" by OneRepublic

"Listen: to my friends in New York, I say hello. My friends in L.A., they don't know where I've been for the past few years or so--Paris to China to Colorado. Sometimes there's airplanes you can't jump out; sometimes there's b--s-- you can't work now. We all have our stories, but please tell me-e-e-e what there's to complain about." "Good Life" by OneRepublic

"Watchog watches out for stuff." "Can't Stop (Catchin' 'em All)" by The Presidents of the United States of America

"I could tell I was not [his] type by the black eye and bloody nose, but I guess that's the way it goes." "Deer in the Headlights" by Owl City

"Oh comet, come down!" "Kamikaze" by Owl City

"It's you who brings the morning, and you who takes the sun when I sleep. You're the only one who stuck around for me when I was losing faith in what I thought I could be. You're the only one in the dark I see." "In the Dark I See" by LIGHTS

"Wise Zelda owl is wise." LIGHTS

"Welcome to the church of vegetables. Lettuce pray." Adam Young

"You are the star of my daydreams. Everything you are is my reverie. Can you feel my heart as we move in closer and closer?" "Daydreams" by Breanne Duren

"SAM: And then I typed 'colon, P.'

FREDDIE: That means she stuck her tongue out.

MR. HOWARD: I know ALL about 'colon, P.'" iCarly

"SAM: The Nile's not just a river in Utah.

CARLY: EGYPT!" iCarly

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montolla. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride (movie)

"Don't remind me that somedays I'm the windshield, and other days I'm just a lucky bug.""Honey and the Bee" by Owl City

"It takes great strength for one to whip their hair back and forth. First, they have to swing their hair to one side, and if that wasn't hard enough, guess what! They have to swing it to the OTHER side! And to make things practically impossible, they have to repeat this process several times! Think of the headaches!" Strawberry Ruby

"If you're the egg-laying vertebrate distinguished by the possession of feathers, then I'm the creepy burrowing invertebrate without limbs." Adam Young

"Amazing: you defeated evil while dancing!" Phineas and Ferb

"Stay in school, eat your veggies, and burn all the books that ain't Shakespeare." Rango

"No man can walk out on his own story." Rango

"BUZZ (in Spanish): We removed the poop from the kitty litter.

MRS. POTATO HEAD: Spanish is SO beautiful!!!" Toy Story: Hawaiian Vacation (Pixar short)

"Change the scheme! Alter the mood! Electrify the boys and girls, if you'd be so kind." TRON: Legacy

"You're messing with my Zen thing, man!" TRON: Legacy

"The thing about perfection is that it's unknowable. It's impossible, but it's also right in front of us all the time." TRON: Legacy

"I'm not your father, Sam, but I'm very, very happy to see you." TRON: Legacy

"We'll find ways to fill the empty, far from all the hysteria. I don't care if we suddenly find ourselves in Siberia." "Siberia" by LIGHTS

"Wipe the mark of sadness from my face. Show me that your love will never change, and if my yesterday was a disgrace, tell me that you still recall my name." "Cactus in the Valley" by LIGHTS

"In the disorder, you are the peace sign." "Peace Sign" by LIGHTS

"DRUMS, DRUMS! I mean, in controlllll..." The Muppets

"WOW! That was an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had money for that in the budget." The Muppets

"No, no! Jack Black say no drums!!!" The Muppets

"Bunsen said he could set Beaker on fire..." "MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP!!!" The Muppets

"You guys are the masters of comedy!" "Hey, look: fart shoes!" The Muppets

"I believe that's what I'd call a running gag." The Muppet Show

"OH NO! DIRK NADER! ...Who?" The Muppet Show

"...chickii en de baskii..." The Muppet Show

"First de chocolate...den...de moose!" The Muppet Show

"Fire is catching, and if we burn, you burn with us." Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins

"Lift it up like a banner; hold it up over me. If this war is never-ending, I'll take this love down with me." "Banner" by LIGHTS

"Bazinga. I don't care." Big Bang Theory

"Ohohohoh. I don't think so. Anecdotal evidence suggests that in a game of 'Rock, Paper, Scissors,' players familiar with themselves will tie seventy-five to eighty percent of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest we play 'Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.' It's very simple. Look. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitate lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock crushes rock. And, as it always has, rock crushes scissors." Big Bang Theory

"It's not what it looks like!" "What does it look like?!" BBT

"I thought the "Bazinga!" was implied!" BBT

"He's just so...ZAZZLY." BBT

"That son of a female duck!" Kids React to "The Duck Song"

"Just close your eyes; the sun is coming down. You'll be alright. No one can hurt you now." "Safe & Sound" by Taylor Swift (feat. The Civil Wars)

"Wow, Sonic! You look younger every day! What's your secret?" Sonic Generations (BAHAHA. That awkward moment when modern Amy asks retro Sonic about how he makes himself look young. IRONY AT ITS BEST.)

"A little insanity goes a long way. A lot of insanity goes too far." Centauri07

"Life is sad. Get used to it." Centauri07

"That would make a better version of Occupy Wall Street. Okay, I would drop instantly if I ever hear that." Centauri07

"I'm beautiful in my way, cos' God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track. Baby, I was born this way." "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga

"I'm on a wheel!" "CHIMNEY!" "WHEEEEL!" "CHIMNEYYYYY!" iCarly

"The radius of a circle is 6. What is the area? The equation is (pi)r2." "Maw Maw, we need a math equation." Raising Hope

"If this is a right triangle, then what is this?" "Wrong triangle." "Left triangle!" Raising Hope

"Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?!" Shadow the Hedgehog (both the game AND character :3)

"I came...to this city...to deliver you a message: hedgehogs on motorcycles." "Hedgehogs on Motorcycles"

"No copyright law in the world is going to stop me!" Sonic Colors

"You might know everything I'm going to do, but that won't help you, since I know everything you're going to do! STRANGE, ISN'T IT?!" Sonic OVA

"A hero's a hero, but everyone loves a great villain." Phineas and Ferb

"Well... fail grammar fails. That's why it's called fail grammar. If it didn't have fail in front, it would be grammar fails. Or, you could just say fail grammar. Either way, you're saying that something's or someone's grammar fails. Putting 'fail' on each side makes it repeat itself. That, and for no reason. Why would you repeat that failed grammar is grammar that failed? It makes no sense. Why it's redundant? Well, like I said, you put fail on either side. Doing that cancels it out, and (blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah XD I could go on until the 8000 character limit stops me, you know.)" Centauri07

"War? War is whack." iCarly

"There's a face searching far, so far and wide. There's a place where you dream you'd never find. Hold on to what if." "Live and Learn" by Crush 40

"Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these, there is hope." The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

"A real man would give motion sickness to the vehicle instead." Fairy Tail

"Behold the Recumbent Bicycle. For the commuter who loves relaxation, the earth, and awkward exposure of the area between the legs." Adam Young

"If you leap without a net, you'll find it won't be there all the time, so watch your step now, watch your step. Don't fall." "His World" by Zebrahead

"What kind of world do we live in where a man can steal another man's battle ostrich?" Big Bang Theory

"World of Warcraft is not a game. Doodle Jump is a game. Angry Birds is a game. World of Warcraft is a Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying...okay, technically it's a game." BBT

"Sea World is better. It has Shamu, who is literally tons of fun." BBT

"Who is it?" "YOUR DOOM!" "Don't say 'your doom'! Who wants to open the door for 'your doom'?" "Oh. Right. BASKET OF PUPPIES!" BBT

"Damn, we've been detected." Shadow the Hedgehog (game)

"Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." Big Bang Theory

"So, an electron walks into a bar and asks, 'How much for a drink?' The bartender answers, 'For you, no charge.'" BBT

"Somewhere in chaos, we all find ourselves." "All Hail Shadow" by Magna-Fi (or Crush40)

"CHINA! I choose YOU!" Hetalia

"The Box of Tomatoes Fairy is a lie!" Hetalia

"There is no use crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake." "Still Alive" from Portal

"People with brain damage are the real heroes." Portal 2

"How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." Portal 2

"This. Sentence. Is. FALSE! (Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Don't think about it...)" "Uh...true. I'll go with true. There, that was easy. To be honest, I might have heard that one before." "It's a PARADOX! THERE IS NO ANSWER!" " "

"Dad, I'm in space!" "I'm proud of you, son." "Dad, are you space?" "Yes. Now we are a family again!" " "

"What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space." " "

"Guilty—of not being in space!" " "

"Why me, space?" "Because you are the best." "I'm the best at space?" " "

"The square root of rope is string." " "

"I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down WITH THE LEMONS!" " "

"If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity!" " "

"DAMMIT, WE KNOW! EVERYBODY KNOWS! SPACE. YOU. IN IT. WE GET IT!" "" ""

"Cell phones will not give you cancer—only hepatitis." "" ""

"Science isn't about why; it's about why not!"

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, Iluvedward4ever, Amuto Forever, Sasunaru101, Itanaru101, Queen of the Keyblade, Storyteller of Darkness, Hope the Ghost Writer

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51 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD

1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"

2. Constantly perform ancient rituals in his library, when he asks what's going on, you tell him that you were trying to get rid of "Evil spirits" and give him a reproving glare.
3. Hide cardboard cut-outs of Danny in his closet.
4. Randomly sign him up for boy scouts.
5. Criticize him for his vampire fangs
6. Walk around in a sheet and scream "OOOOoooo!"
7. Constantly give him new cosmetics to get ride of his "blue complexion"
8. Call him “the Vladstier” or "V man".
9. Make his cell phone ring tone The DP theme
10. Every time he switches to ghost mode, scream out "Oh are you gonna go ghost? Oh say it! Go ghost!!"
11. Remind him to get a cat.
12. Ask him why he doesn't have a theme song.
13. Because he doesn't have a theme song, you write your own, and they are entitled "This is the Dawning of the Age of Plasmius," "Twinkle, Twinkle little Vlad," and "Vlad Will Survive"
14. Poke him in the stomach... HARD. When he asks you you're reason for doing this, you tell him that you were trying to make him “go ghost”.
15. Beg him to take you to Disney World so you can meet Mickey Mouse.
16. Get Edna Mode to come in and criticize him about his cape, and then have her redesign a costume for him.
17. Tell him he needs a "really keen emblem just like Danny Phantom's." Force him to wear one that says "VP"
18. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play hide and seek.
19. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play Marco Polo.
20. Bug him about his evil plots. To no end. (Particularly the one involving the Fright Knight, the Crown of Fire, and the Fenton Ecto-Suit...)
21. Find out when his birthday is and anonymously send him a cat. Make sure he never finds out it was you.
22. Rub it in that Danny is the future ruler.
23. Force him to go ghost and give you a piggy back ride or you'll shove him in your thermos.
24. Put a ghost alarm in his house so whenever he walks in a really loud annoying alarm comes on.
25. Go in his house and wander around the halls and when he asks what you’re doing say “going ghost!” and then pretend to fly away.
26. Completely make over his green and gold Packers color scheme.
27. Rent a room in his castle to the Box Ghost. Rent another room to Klemper.
28. Claim You bought the Green Bay Packers. Say you wore the city down to make them sell.
29. Constantly ask him why he shoots pink beams.
30. Get Sam and Tucker to follow him around the castle and "bother" him, Potter Puppet Pals style.
31. Hire the same idiots Vlad hired in Million Dollar Ghost and anonymously put a bounty on his head.
32. Record an answering machine message on his answering machine saying:

a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
or:
b) "Hello, you've reached Vlad Plasmius. He is not here right now, because he is currently occupied curling his ghostly hair and searching for his lost blankie. Leave a message after the beep!"

33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
34. Call him a "seriously crazed-up fruit loop"
35. Ask him to help you with the scrapbook your making that depicts all of his greatest failures.
36. Give him a battle cry and bug him constantly until he says it, then squeal.
37. Put his costume in the washer along with the brightest red sock with the cheapest dye job you can find. Blame it on Youngblood when he finds out.
38. Doodle on his Ray Nitschke football.
39. Steal Danny's Thermos, and use it as a Time-out device.
40. Make his castle a pretty pink princess one.
41. Cut off his ponytail.
42. Replace his cape with a bed sheet that has:

a) Hello Kitty
b)Disney Princesses
c) The Mickey Mouse Head
d)The Nick Logo (The one at the bottom right of the screen)
e) Danny's Face
f) Cheese

43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
44. Ask him a dumb question like this... "In The Ultimate Enemy, when you told Danny some things are better left unsaid and we see that the Evil Danny kills Danny Fenton...is that considered a murder or suicide?"
45. Suck him into the Fenton Thermos and continually bang it against a hard, concrete wall.
46. Put your finger in his face and say, "I’m...not...touching you! I’m...not...touching you!"
47. Put jack's face ALL OVER his house on EVERYTHING, even on his football stuff.
48. Follow him around ask every other second: "Where ya going?"
49. Whenever he goes ghost get in a really stupid costume and drag him door to door Trick-or-Treating.
50. “Borrow” his cape and jump around acting like The Superhero Danny Phantom counter part.
*51. Replace everything in his pantry with Froot Loops.

NOTE--Found this on Mrs.Master's profile...so, yeah, crediting her for this. LOL *I made up number 51, though.

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OWL CITY'S TWEETS ABOUT THE GREAT GATSBY (ordered from first post to last post XD)

"That awkward moment when you read The Great Gatsby in high school."

"That awkward moment when you're at home reading The Great Gatsby and you receive my tweet on your phone."

"That awkward moment when you're SUPPOSED to be reading The Great Gatsby for class but it's the weekend so who cares."

"That awkward moment when it's summer vacation so nobody is reading The Great Gatsby for class."

"That awkward moment when everyone tells me how amazing The Great Gatsby is but I have no idea what's going on because I've never read it."

"That awkward moment when you receive five consecutive Owl City tweets about The Great Gatsby on a Friday night."

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1. My mother taught me OBEDIENCE.

If you don't take out the trash, I'll take you out.”

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

(LOL. Found this on someone's profile and thought it was cute. The bolded stuff is stuff that I can relate to. XD Love you, Mom. _)

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to my boyfriend on the phone.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and admire the beauty of the landscape after it rains.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different, attractive, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Rozzyrox, Lupus Stevens, xThexBlackxRosex, mikirox1, My Love Pinwheel, Shikishima, Centauri07, Hope the Ghost Writer

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'Wait, where did I put [insert item here]? Was it here? No. [insert different item here] is taking up all the space on my dresser.')
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'How the hell is asking myself gonna solve anything?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that Wheatley's spoken dialogue in Portal 2 isn't exactly the same as his dialogue in the subtitles?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Okay, so I got an 83 on my honors English midterm and a 76 on my first quarter's literature exam. Oh, and I did terrible, but passible, in my ninth grade English class. Close enough. XD)
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

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If you love life, you better copy and paste this on your profile.

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To the world, you may be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. Copy and paste this onto your profile if this is true

If you have a crush on a video game character, copy and paste this into your profile. (Shadow, N, and Wheatley. :3)

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Shadow the Hedgehog has more fan-girls than any other SEGA character. If you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile. (OBVIOUSLY! :D Sonic no longer amazes me. :/ Shadow's just freaking bad ass. Of course he's got so many fangirls.)

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Bold the ones that apply to you.

You know you're an obsessive Sonic the Hedgehog fan if...

1. You laugh whenever someone says, "Don't touch it!"

2. If someone asked you what kind of pet you aspire to have in the future, it'd be the same species as your favorite Sonic character.

3. You want to paint a hedgehog blue and name him Sonic

4. You want to paint a different hedgehog black with red stripes and name him Shadow.

5. You want to paint a third hedgehog silver and name him Silver.

6. You want to put all three of those real-world hedgehogs mentioned above in a pen together and see how they interact.

7. You have done numbers 3, 4, 5, and/or 6.

8. You find yourself screaming "It's no use!" at times when you feel it is appropriate.

9. You used any Sonic game as the topic of an SAT essay (or any essay, for that matter).

10. You mistake mustached people for Dr. Eggman.

11. You find yourself wondering why Sega decided to change Dr. Robotnik to Dr. Eggman.

12. You are willing enough to put up with Chris Thorndyke for the sake of enjoying the Sonic X anime.

13. When you lose something, you ask yourself, "Where's that damn fourth Chaos Emerald?!"

14. You wonder if the copyright laws quote from Sonic Colors was written by someone who knew that SOPA and PIPA would happen in the distant future.

15. You wish that you could have a guitar like Jun Senoue's.

16. You actually know who Jun Senoue is.

17. You know who Crush 40 is.

18. You seem to be able to apply a Sonic game to any situation.

19. You had mixed emotions over Knuckles/Sir Gawain trying to commit suicide in Sonic and the Black Knight.

20. You bought a Genesis just so you could play the classic Sonic games.

21. Every reptile reminds you of Biolizard.

22. You watch the Japanese dub of Sonic X for the hell of it.

23. You watch the Japanese dub of Sonic X just so you can listen to "Live and Learn" during the Finalhazard fight in Season Two.

24. You question where Sonic and his friends store the items that they randomly pull out of nowhere. (Where does Amy store her hammer anyways!?)

25. When two people are in an argument, you interject by yelling, "It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right!"

26. You have a favorite/least favorite character voice actor.

27. When a storm begins to brew, you wonder if Perfect Chaos will form out of nowhere and destroy everything.

28. You wonder if you're gonna find a Chaos Emerald inside of that frog you're dissecting for biology class.

29. You find a deeper meaning within the lyrics of the games' theme songs.

30. You throw a ball at someone and scream, "IT'S A HOMING SHOT!" every time you do so.

31. Your favorite part of Wreck-It Ralph was Sonic's cameos.

32. Don't forget Eggman's cameos.

33. Why didn't Mike Pollock have any lines in that movie?

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CRAZY!!

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music.
Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or have a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.
Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will
come out. (I LOVE ROXAS!!)
Crazy is when you're going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when you're crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense every day during gym.
Crazy is when you break your computer because Riku and the whole of StarClan told you to.
Crazy is when you yell in the middle of Walmart because you just found pocky.
Crazy is randomly glompping someone and calling them daddy (even if they are a girl) just because you think their reaction will be funny!
Crazy is when you have a substitute teacher, you give yourself a new name and pretend to be the new kid.
Crazy is when you wear Roxas and Sora's necklaces (or another article of clothing relating to Kingdom Hearts) every day.
Crazy is when you style your little bro's hair like Sora's, just because you can.
Crazy is when the only reason you play the Sims 2 anymore is because you have some awesome KH couples on there.
Crazy is when you randomly quote Kingdom Hearts because you feel like it. And then force your friends to quote back!
Crazy is when you play The Game with your friends as you pass by them in the hallway at school.
Crazy is when you're pretending that the balls in a ball pit are the components for making carbon atoms.
Crazy is when you try to make your friends like Portal 2 so you have friends to play with on COOP mode.

If you're crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Purple. :3

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My boyfriend. I can't get him off of my mind. :3

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping.

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Finally seeing The Avengers in its entirety.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Heath. :3

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Hell no.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"Good night."

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cake batter/birthday cake.

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Iced tea. :D

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yes. It matches my purse.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Hot tea with sweetener and lots of milk.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nope.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Bowling. Yes, it counts.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Popcorn flavor.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My dad.

16, Ever go camping?

OH GOD, I HATE CAMPING. TOO MANY BUGS!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

If I remember to take them, then yes.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

For the most part, yes.

19, Do you have a tan?

Hardly.

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Nope. Pizza's better.

Japanese, on the other hand, trumps both of them. Hands down.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

SCREW STRAWS. I drink it straight from the can, dammit!

22, What did your last text message say?

Something about filling a pot up with water and putting it on the stove to boil.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Sleeping, probably.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

O HAI THAR, WALL.

26, What color is your watch?

Silver. I'm freaking attached to my watch. :3

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

The guitar riff from "Dreams and Disasters" by Owl City.

28, What is your birthstone?

Turquoise. :D Yay for December!

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Eh. It depends. I don't usually get fast food that often anyhow.

30, What is your favorite number?

14. It's been a very good number to me for some reason. (Maybe because it's the equivalent of seven times two. :3)

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My grandma.

32, Any plans today?

I ACCOMPLISHED SHIT. THE END.

33, How many states have you lived in?

One.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Nothing, really.

35, Last song listened to?

Uhm. I don't know. It's in hiragana, and it's a Miku song by Karent...and it's strangely catchy. But it's a good song. Even though I don't speak Japanese.

36, Can you say the alphabet backwards?

No, but that would be SO COOL!

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

You're reading about her.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Black Keds with neon green laces.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Not really.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I hope not.

41, Do you love anyone?

My boyfriend.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Unless you consider one's pets to be one's children...no.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

I don't genuinely hate anyone.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Yes, and, when I do, it is often accompanied with the phrase "mine turtle."

46, What color is your car?

Invisible.

47, Do you like cats?

I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THEM. I have a cat. She hates me, but I LOVE HER!

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

MY BOYFRIEND, DIPPER.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

YES. BUT I WIMPED OUT BEFORE KINGDA KA.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I got burned with a cookie sheet. #skill

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Indy by CarpeDiemEveryday reviews
Independence: the ability to thrive without the aid of others. But just because you can doesn't mean it isn't a lonely road.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,357 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 4/29/2011
Gauntlet by Arseni reviews
A late-night email leads Sam Flynn back to the Grid. A secret in his father's home reveal Sam must save the grid again. But this threat is more connected to his own world than Sam realizes.
Tron - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sam Flynn, Edward Dillinger Jr.
Unova Chronicles by Starlight-Ninja reviews
Join Black and her friend White's journey to become the first ever duo champions of Unova. Loosely based on Pokemon Black and White
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011
A Thousand Years by StarWriter0303 reviews
I will love you for a thousand years, Nina promised. Now after 7 years apart, after Nina's sudden disappearance and break up with Fabian, is it still possible for him to love her? Now their paths cross and they are forced to face the past
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Running the Blade's Edge by Skyblaze reviews
Sonic returns from Camelot, but he doesn't come back alone. Something else came back - and it threatens all Sonic holds dear... Now a Knight of the Round Table, the Ultimate Lifeform and the Hero of Mobius must face the secret of Camelot together
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sonic, Sir Lancelot
Cosmic Comebacks by FireWolfHeart reviews
It's been five days since space. All but one is happy. A heart is broken, a life is being wasted, and a concerned big brother is being pushed away. When Tails finally has had enough, it takes one special angel to set him straight. Oneshot. K for safety.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Cosmo, Tails - Complete
Protector by JackieStarSister reviews
What is a hero? Someone who is called upon for bravery and rises to the occasion. My first "House of Anubis" story. Oneshot. Please review!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Fabian R., Nina M. - Complete
Sabrina's Love Letter by UnpoeticGirl reviews
Sabrina writes a letter to Jimmy telling him how she feels...
Raising Hope - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sabrina, Jimmy - Complete
Travel to Stop Time by Soffie101 reviews
A known thief... A lonely prince... When their worlds collide, everything changes. The Artifacts of the land have the time to stop time. If White steals all of them, the world can fall into ruin. Is she doing this for good though? RivalShipping fanfiction
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,349 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G.
Alphabet Soup by CoffeeIncluded reviews
N can remember only bits of the ceremony. Bree can't remember anything from before her sixth birthday. Bree White, Cheren Shiro, and Bianca Noir are in no way prepared for what lies buried. Memory's a funny thing, isn't it? Slight Cheren/Bianca, White/N.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 155,259 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
The Eyes of Team Plasma by kamikaze2007 reviews
What happens if you lose to Ghetsis in the climax of Pokémon Black version? Find out in somewhat song form. One-shot
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Ghetsis H./Geechisu H., Zekrom - Complete
My Family by When You're Gone reviews
Little Hope's perseptive of her insane family. Please R and R.
Raising Hope - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Hope
Untitled by Soffie101 reviews
When White closes her eyes, she finds herself in a strange room filled with toys and games, a children's dream. A little boy sits in the middle, beat up ans scared. White approches him. Based off of the PV Compass for WhiteXN
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko - Complete
The Faeries' Ruin SPOOF by Return Of Itsy reviews
Who is this mysterious rogue Hanso? What does he know? Why is Jazan's eyeliner still sexy after all these years? And just WHO is responsible for the faeries turned to stone! I don't know, but here's a spoof.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Jimmy's Life Plan by RabbittyBabbitty reviews
When watching Hope sleep, Jimmy changes his Life Plan...
Raising Hope - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Jimmy, Hope - Complete
Blazing Mental by Lord Kelvin reviews
Anything to have her back. Even if it means losing the rest. I don't care if my skin is scorched and my eyes are frozen. No imp, no Rouge, no G.U.N. can stop the sacrifice. My world for Blaze's smile.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - [Silver, Blaze]
The wondrous story of the Black Knight by Lila75 reviews
The Black Knight makes a short but classic appeacance in the musical Spamalot and of course in the film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." I was wondering what could have happened to him after he was left behind pinned to that tree - this is the result.
Monty Python's Spamalot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Evil Villain Skool by Return Of Itsy reviews
Always wanted to be an evil villain? Learn from the best! DARIGAN.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
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In the Dark I See reviews
GLaDOS said she laid waste to all of her cryogenically-stored testing subjects, but, in reality, there was one final subject that she preserved for last...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - GLaDOS, Wheatley
An Instrument of Destruction reviews
One chinchilla's discovery may negatively alter the future... Rated T for language.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,643 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Silver
The Springtime Predicament
To Worldcraft or not to Worldcraft? That is the question. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sheldon C.
What's in a Name? reviews
Katniss explains to her twelve year-old daughter the meaning behind both her and her brother's names.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Katniss & Peeta's son - Complete
Safe and Sound reviews
N makes his way to Sinnoh to invite upcoming author and close friend Cecilia Chance to join him on his journey of self-discovery. Sequel to Long Division. Title inspired by the song by Taylor Swift and The Civil Wars. BEING PUT ON HOLD INDEFINITELY.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - N H./Natural H. G.
Truth Be Told reviews
What ever happened to Ghetsis /after/ he was arrested at the end of the Black and White games? Told in the POV of an International Police agent named Summer. Takes place between my fanfics Long Division and Safe and Sound.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Ghetsis H./Geechisu H., Looker/Handsome - Complete
Long Division reviews
Cecilia is a young, Sinnoh-born trainer who travels to the Unova region to compile research for Professor Juniper. As she explores Unova for information on Zekrom and Reshiram, she begins to have unusual dreams and run-ins with both N and Team Plasma. Book cover just added!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 67,641 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Froslass/Yukimenoko - Complete
The Faeries' Spoof reviews
A spoof of The Faeries' Ruin plot. Need I say more? ;D Rated T, just in case I end up using a lot of language, and also because I referred to "Friday" in Chapter One. XD *brick'd*
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2011
Daydreams reviews
Brynnso songfic. owo Brynn is sitting in the newly-renovated parlor of Fyora's castle, daydreaming about a relationship with Hanso when she should be protecting the fallen castle. Takes place between the last chapter of plot and the epilogue.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Plant Life reviews
"I wish that plant life would grow all around me so I won't feel dead anymore." -Owl City. A story about a Xweetok who is forced to venture into a decrepit house that is devoid of life. FULL STORY IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. :
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
Remember When?
A collection of short stories about how Cecilia met her three Pokemon before she went to Unova. Based off of characters from my current project, Long Division.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,156 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
Mi Pollo Adorable reviews
A heartwarming short story about how Eduardo and his creator, Nina, became the best of friends. Most of this story is in English, but there are some parts that are in Spanish/Spanglish.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Eduardo - Complete
The Hopeless Quest reviews
It's a short poem that almost sums up some major themes of Antigone through only a few lines. I know it's not the best, but I was itching to write this. I hope you like it!
Antigone - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete