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Hi, peoples! Welcome to my page! :)
By the way, if ANY of you have any related Transformers movies or TV show episodes on iTunes or mp4 format, PLEASE PM me if you're willing to share it/them! I will be very grateful. :P (just needed to put that out there because sadly, unlike the rest of human civilization, I absolutely have no idea how to use torrent...) :(
Note (16-11-12): I understand I haven't been here for a PRETTY long time and I am so, so sorry to admit that I had originally completely lost interest in Transformers as my grades were going downward (plus my dad blocked any non-school-related website which means no fanfiction...*sobs*). Anyhow, my grades are finally back up and higher than ever so my dad (finally!!!!) decided to not block websites. :) So, yeah, I'm back to Transformers Transfan Land. :D
If you're new to my page, then HI! My name is Kelly and I've been obsessed with Transformers since last summer (I know, not really that long of a time, but I assure you, my loyalty now lies with Transformers :D). I'm 14 and I live in Hong Kong. I play the violin (not to brag, but I'm finished diploma ABRSM!!) and enjoy reading (fanfiction...no, I read other books as well but yes, I do tend to read a LOT of fanfiction!). I also like ballet even though I'd just started 2 years ago. I would love to have a Transformers nickname but no one is willing to call me "Sunny" or "Sides" so I'm stuck with "Kelly". Sad.
Information about the author:
Gender: GIRL(S ARE AWESOME) :D
City: Hong Kong
Looks: Pale Asian skin (lol), long straight black hair usually tied in a ponytail and accessorized with a headband (it's sort of my "signature" look), normal Asian black eyes (again, lol - and no, before you ask, we do not all have monolids or slanted cat eyes).
Likes: Transformers (like duh), books, my violin, reading fanfiction (yay!), my laptop, WiFi :D, ballet, dance
Dislikes: the fact that nobody I know is a Transfan so I have no one to bond with over TF *cries pitifully, fat people who make fun of skinny people...seriously, not cool -.-
Hates: getting up early for school, final exams, having a TON of homework, friends who backstab you for no reason whatsoever
Shows: I tend to change my preferences a lot for TV shows but anyways, here are the TV shows that I currently watch: Drop Dead Diva, Bunheads (sometimes), Awkward (sometimes)
Jazz- 1984-2007 R.I.P.
Ironhide- 1984-2011 R.I.P. (he was my favorite Autobot!)
l\ .M. /l
A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish:
I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS/GUYS, so I MUST be a player.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (going to anyways)
I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a CHRISTIAN , so I MUST think that gay people should go to hell.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants.
I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see.
I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.
I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!
If you wished you were a fighter on either the Autobots or Decepticons, copy & paste this to your profile and state whether you're on the Autobots or Decepticons after it in capital letters. AUTOBOTS! :)
TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! (LOVE!)
If you know someone who should be squashed by Megatron, copy and paste in your profile.
If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile.
If you stare at a car whenever one passes until you can't see it anymore and it's a car from any from the '07 or '09 or '11 transformers movies, copy & paste this to your profile. (fail when I see "Autobots" and "Decepticons" everywhere when I go on a vacation :D)
If you slip up when you speak, paste this on your profile! (OMP I remember once when I accidentally called out "Megatron" in class and the class just started cracking up so badly XD)
WARNING!! 30 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!
1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.
2. Can tell you what Decepticon and Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.
3. Always has tabs on the best Decepticon and Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.
4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.
5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!
6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.
7. Dreams transformer pairings.
8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.
9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.
10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Rumble, or Frenzy.
11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject.
12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.
13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.
14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home.
15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Decepticons.
16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Autobots.
17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...
18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.
19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.
20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.
21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.
22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.
23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Prowl and Barricade.
24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.
25. When she sees 2 or 3 jets automatically knows it's the Sexy Seekers and screams, 'OH MY PRIMUS! IT'S STARSCREAM, THUNDERCRACKER, AND SKYWARPP!!'
26. Will do anything to get her hands on G1 models.
27. Screams out the names of random transformers.
28. Can't help but cosplay as them constantly.
29. Talk to electronic devices, saying that they are Autobots or Decepticons.
30. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer...
TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!
If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile! (only when I'm really angry and have killed you while in varying degrees of pain in my head over three times.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
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