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Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 3,043 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Doing the Lambeth Walk by Blame Brampton reviews
After the war, the last thing Harry wants is to be a celebrity. Pursued, he seeks refuge in the last place people would look and tries to make a difference there. And then he runs into the Malfoys in Tesco's … H/D, mentions of OCs' drug rehab
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,468 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seeking by malfoysminx reviews
Sequel to 'Chasing'. After Draco Malfoy's 'miraculous' escape, Auror Harry Potter is sent to France to bring the Slytherin home to face justice. Yet things are not as straight-forward as they seem to the Ministry. dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Penitence by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Decoy Dilemma by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,555 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Woo a Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Blaise Zabini can't have the object of his affections, he starts looking for a substitute. To his surprise, Zacharias Smith turns out to be a better choice than expected. DON'T JUDGE ME, JUST TRUST ME AND READ IT. It's CUTE. Yeah, mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Blaise Z., Zacharias S. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 184 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
DUMBLEDORE! The Musical by Blame Brampton reviews
Give it enough time and some fool will create a light entertainment out of anything. Facing Voldemort was as nothing compared to the horror of sitting through this performance. Short, light, slashy crack - apologies to musical theatre in advance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 3,826 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Flirt by xErised reviews
Draco finally decides to give Harry a set of rules and two months, nothing more and nothing less, to court him. But Harry had never expected it to be such a challenge... Post-Hogwarts. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,881 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Different Kind of Wet Dream by Reinamy reviews
Harry has a secret that no can ever know about. Slash. NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/1/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Little Red Courgette by Blame Brampton reviews
Draco Malfoy's postwar career as a Ministry functionary has been a slow progression upwards in the world. So it seems profoundly unfair that it should all be thrown into disarray by a combination of undersized vegetables and the disillusioned Head Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,928 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Wicked Week by C.Queen reviews
When born enemies Albus and Scorpius piss off a Veela she curses them to a week in which their nightly dreams are connected, and in which, to their horror, they get to know each other in the most intimate of ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,000 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Too Hot To Play Quidditch Anyway by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
The Quidditch captains get punished. One of them is Scorpius Malfoy and the rest are Weasley cousins. Is cousins incest? If it is then this is. Foursome. Slash. Next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Want by Sara's Girl reviews
Sirius is confused, Regulus is evil, and it's just too HOT. AU. Plotless smut. Warnings aplenty. Sirius/Regulus. SLASH. BLACKCEST. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 138 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Superlatives by Kudra23 reviews
A photo of Harry and Draco captured by Colin Creevey's camera sets off a series of unexpected events. HarryDraco pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,275 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Loved By All by Lilith1631 reviews
Draco wants to do the London Marathon... Crack!fic, humour, NOT technicalsporty stuff, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,971 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry: Master of the Oblivious by wonky reviews
"Oh, it is," said Hermione. "You see, Salazar was actually a homosexual…" Harry discovers that life hates him even more than he'd ever imagined. Pure, unadulterated crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not Seamus' Fault by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Oneshot sequel for Bond. Timestamp meme for Fourth Rose, who asked for a story set postBond, the day after the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2455 - Favs: 3,743 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3659 - Favs: 9,263 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Let's Pretend the War Is Over by pir8fancier reviews
Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inspired By Your Shoe Laces by Smarmy Penguin reviews
When Blaise, Draco and Goyle decide to rebel against their parents in the most unusual fashion, chaos insures! Featuring Harry Potter’s magic fingers, Leather, shoe laces, funnels and anything else these twisted boys can produce. finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,087 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Everything You Are by Draco Dormiens reviews
Harry attemps to distract himself during Potions class. H/D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.