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'Sup guys! Alexis here! - I've been needing to edit this profile for a while, So I'm gonna do that right now! :D
So why don't I start off by describing us? *Shrugs*
So me, I'm Alexis. Ah I remember making this account a couple years back, I resent my former self so much, *Facepalms at my old reviews and stories* At least I've deleted the stories... Anyways, I'm more of a cheery type, being sad isn't my thing, nope! I just like to be all happy and sh*t and make others happy, doing that makes me feel important to the world xD. Oh, and I'm very sarcastic, well depending on who I'm with heh heh. Well, that's just a short little description of me, I'll probably make it better soon...
Zuly. I swear she's really nice and considerate! Very random as well. She's the type that'd make sure others are happy, and... Well, I think she should do this. I'll be sure to remind her when I see her!
Stories about Alexis, just so ya know Haha (Actually I just want to share my experiences with the world)
Me: *Walks out of my room*
Sam: *Shows me a text* 'Can you ask David to kiss me so I can get my 1st kiss over with?'
Me: Well, while you two have a make out session, I'm going to David's room.
Me, David, Matt, and Becky: *Eating Ice cream from the container*
Me: Hey Brett, what would you do if you were in a forest with Slenderman?
TRUE STORIES ABOUT ZULY! WOOO! :D
Me: *walks by the bathroom hallway*
Bro: *in the shower*huaaaaah! wattaah! psshhh huaaah! *something falls*
Me: *goes back and listens*
Bro: fear me i am the rainbow power ranger, here to defeat economy taxes! muahahahahahaaaa
Bro: move along Zuly!
Me: HAHAHA!!!...i want a pickle! o.O
Bro: save me one!
Me: NEVAAA HAHA YOU STILL HAVE TO DEFEAT THE ECONOMY TAXES! XD
lol i was dying of laughter when he came out of the shower. XDD
one day i was in walmart and i was following my sister to the jewelry counter, and i didnt pay attention to where i was going and BAMM!! i faceplanted the stupid carpet covered pole with the fire extinguisher thingy! DDDXXX
IT FLIPPIN HURT AND ALL MY SIS HAD TO SAY WAS : "oh yeah, watch out." XDDDD
--some other day at school--
Zuly: *sees spanish teacher walk to the parking lot after school* HEY MR. MARTINEZ!!! GIVE ME A RIDE!!!
Mr.Martinez: *distant shouts* hek no! i'm goin to taco bell!!
Zuly: *gasps* THEN TAKE ME WITH YOU!DONT LEAVE ME HERE WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!!
Mr. Martinez: I'm too lazyy!!!
Zuly: THEN YUR NOT GETTIN A COOKIE TMRW!
Mr. Martinez: *Looks back* wut kind of cookies?!
Mr. Martinez: 0.0 C'MON THEN!!!
Zuly: IM SAVED!!! XD *runs up to him*
Mr. Martinez: i better be getin more than one
Zuly: *grabs his car keys* but i get to drive!
Mr. Martinez: =.= *thinks: wut have i done?*
--traveling to mexico--
Zuly: hey Joel, gimme those cookies i bought
Joel: the ones frum the gas station?
Zuly: uhm duhh :P
Joel: i ate them.
Joel: if you asked1' me 5 minutes ago there wouldve been some
Zuly: O.O But i did! you didnt hear me cuz of ur headphones!
Joel:...shit happens in life lil sis..
Zuly: youll be taking your own advice when we get to the city
Joel:...so what kind of bagels do you like?
Zuly: *bows head* T.T
Joel: - victoryy.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, “AMEN!”
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with ‘In Accordance With The Prophecy’.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream’I Won! I Won!’
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,’Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
21. Sneak out of your house at night, get some tampons and condoms. go to anyones house, and tape the stuff to their house windows and car windshields.
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we’d have to find some other site to visit.)
List of crazy stuff!
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.(I’ve done this)
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like “Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?” or having a thumb war with yourself.(All the freaking time)
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.(I’ve done that too! X-D )
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing’s funny.(I do that a lot)
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says “Oatmeal!”.
Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.
Crazy is when you start laughing at the term ‘cheap plastic’ when no one else knows why.
Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test. (Only very quietly, so I don't get in trouble)
Crazy is when you’re trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.(actually, it was a puddle of water…)
Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!
Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.(check…)
Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead. (CHEEEEEEEECK!! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!)
Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling ‘I’M SO ATTRACTIVE!’ just because you need a confidence boost.
Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day. (None of them are good though)
Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don’t like silence. (CHECKAROONIE!)
Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation (I’ve done this…)
Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven’t started due the next day. (I do this each and every day, just ’cause I’m “bored”)
Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.(I DONT EVEN LIKE CARROTS!!)
Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don’t even know why, so you laugh harder. (Yuppers)
Crazy is when you think the word “pickle” or ‘fork” is funny. (“pickle” is a very funny word”)
Crazy is picking up the phone and saying “Welcome to Joe’s Pizza Parlor, how may I help you?” Just to see what reactions you’ll get. (Check!)
Crazy is saying “Ooh, shiny!” everytime you see something you think is cool.
Crazy is when your friend picks up the phone by saying “Welcome to Joe’s Pizza Parlor, how may I help you?” you respond with “I’d like a large, with the following toppings: Copycat, you stole my thing. Please deliver by sundown. Bye.” Then hang up.
Crazy is when you burst into crazed laughter when someone says “I’m Serious” or “Seriously.”
Crazy is when you want to faint for no specific reason whatsoever. (Actually, I have a reason…I wanna see what people would do about it)
Crazy is when you text someone who is right next to you. (CHECK! Except usually she’s upstairs…)
Crazy is when you think that people in pictures are staring at you and are freaked out by it. (CHECK!)
Crazy is when said people come out of the picture and start talking to you.
Crazy is when you have the erge to jump in a giant vat full of pudding, juice, jello, or the fountain of youth water. (Jello, actually…and you spelled “urge” wrong)
Crazy is when you are sitting here trying to think of new things that are crazy. (I’m doing that right now!)
Crazy is when you write names in your school notebook expecting to hear screamng 40 seconds later.
Crazy is when you randomly scream "I AM GOD!" in class
Crazy is when you train your cat to take over the world.
Crazy is when you stick honey/ syrup covered toast to your friends face and give them the plate then walk away.
Zuly: haha i made up the last part!!!! so u cant erase that sukaaa!! :DDDD
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say ‘RUN BITCH RUN!’
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say ‘its because your gay isn’t it?’
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!
You were born an original, don't dye a copy
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same.
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
You are only what you are when no one is looking.
They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.
I'm bored. Run for your sanity.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
"I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
"Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway."
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me.
friends visit you in jail, good friends bail you out of jail, best friends are sitting next to you saying "DUDE! that was amazing!"
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
I love you is 8 letters, so is bullshit.
Life sucks then you die
You're Funny, but looks aren't everything
Boys, otherwise known as ass holes with hollow heads
Silence is golden, duck tape is silver
People are like slinkies. Absolutely pointless, but funny to watch fall down stairs.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
I am ready to meet my maker, whether or not my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is a whole other matter
MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!
aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway.
It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart.
Are we fighting?"
friends comfort you when you're rejected, best friends walk up to him in a public place and say loudly "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me.
boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace.
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
friends help you move, best friends help you move the body.
friends tell you you're too good for him when your dumped, best friends call him up and say "You're gonna die in seven days."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Smile. It confuses people.
Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity
So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.
No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me!
friends hide you from the cops, best friends are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
Mello shoots anyone who calls him a girl, I shoot any bitch who touches my chocolate. Let the battle begin.
you call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
You were born an original... don't die a copy.
Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either.
God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much
It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day day when you fail your gender test.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
if you say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love
I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit
How is it possible to have a civil war?
friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die.
friends will help you learn to drive, best friends will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very fraid!
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.
FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
You say vampires, I say MEW MEWS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say MIA IKUMI!
You say Bella and Edward, I say ICHIGO AND KISH (no masaya!)!
You say Team Edward, I say TEAM KISSHU!
You say Bella, I say ICHIGO!
You say Jacob, I say RYOU
You say Forks, I say TOKYO!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!
When you feel that nobody loves you
Nobody cares for you
Everyone is ignoring you
And people are jealous of you
You should really ask yourself
AM I TOO SEXY?!?!
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