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Joined 04-27-11, id: 2879093, Profile Updated: 01-26-13
Author has written 5 stories for 39 Clues, Hunger Games, and Doctor Who.

Hello! My name is Hannah (some may know me as Clarke, that was a silly nickname given to me by my friends. Abridged story, I LOVED learning about the Lewis and Clark expedition.) I am an obsesser. Yes, if you think spending days or weeks over something with very little sleep is weird, leave now.

Netflix has ruined my life. I finished Sherlock in a day, Doctor Who in less than 3 weeks, Torchwood in about a month, and have watched the play production of The Phantom of the Opera about 20 times. Along with these things, I am in love with Law and Order: SVU, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, the 2004 Phantom of the Opera, Agatha Christie, 39 Clues, Glee, Michael Buble, Graham Norton, Craig Ferguson, Jim Gaffagin, and Daniel Tosh. (And loads more.)

Doctor Who:

Doctor Who is my main obsession. I have a Dalek alarm clock, a T.A.R.D.I.S nightlight, all the seasons on DVD, and a T.A.R.D.I.S in my locker. Heck, my ringtone is the T.A.R.D.I.S half the time. (for the other half, see Torchwood)

The Tenth Doctor is mine, and nobody else's. If anybody touches him, I will proceed to kill you. (Just kidding, sort of.)

Favorite companion: Donna! I guess she sort of reminds me of myself. Sassy and in-you-face. I like that. Girl Power!

Phantom of the Opera:

PotO is one of the best things that has ever happened to me. (It's playing on my TV right now.) Think you're more obsessed with me? I have a DVD Player that isn't built into my TV (it's set to a certain channel and my cable is set up to a different channel), so PotO is constantly playing in my DVD Player, and all I have to do it turn it to a certain channel to watch it. I normally go in partially through, so I have seen it, collectively, nearly 72 times. (That's 9 straight days!)

I watch the 2004 version with Gerard Butler (ah, Gerard Butler). I have read the book, but I have only read it once. And I have seen the stage version via television, and have not been lucky enough to see it in person.

(Yeah it isn't complete yet, deal with it. It's late.)

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Of Masks and Time Machines by Tsy Descartes reviews
The 10th Doctor and Rose take a stroll in 19th century Paris, but everything doesn't go quite as expected when they meet a certain masked man. All the while, a secretive alien plot is unfolding under their noses... Rated T just in case for occasional violence.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 1/19/2013 - 10th Doctor, Erik
Truth or Dare by BigMouth96 reviews
The SVU gang decide to play Truth or Dare - what more can be said? ... WARNING: This is kind of a CrackFic.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
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Amnesia reviews
"Not remembering anything- I guess that could be a good thing, right? What if I used to have an awful life? Or if I was named something horrid. Now it's sort of like a choose- your- own- adventure kind of thing." A girl is in the TARDIS, not knowing anything about herself. The Doctor and Rose try and help her. Will she remember, or will she never recover those lost memories?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Love Over Ninjas reviews
Dan Cahill was training to be a world class ninja, until one girl changes his priorities. Pre-Vespers Rising.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Amy C., Dan C.
Too Cool to Die reviews
What if nobody died? What if everyone who died in the trilogy just went back in time? This is a collection of letters home from the 'dead'. Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012
Headed to the Mainland reviews
What happens after Jane catches up with Luke and they head for the mainland?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Luke C., Jane C.
A Simple Game of Bowling? Of Course Not reviews
Aftera fun game of bowling, Ian spots a familiar face. After being chased in the woods, Ian explains the art of poison.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Ian K., Reagan H. - Complete
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