Author has written 17 stories for Inuyasha, Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Misc. Games, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Yo, I'm UltimateOtakuGirl100 (formerly known as PokePowerGirl100). Yeah, I know, you probably figured that out by now, but, I might as well put it down anyway, right, in case some of you didn't (and because I just like hearing myself talk :D).
So, yeah. Lots of authors post some personal info here, so I guess I'll do that too!
Gender: Girl (I would hope that would be obvious, considering my username...)
Usernames I Use on Websites in Order of Frequency: PokePowerGirl100 (too many to recount), UltimateOtakuGirl100 (here and YouTube, and probably other places I can't remember), DBZrocksgirl100 (YouTube and possibly a few other places, I dunno), AishaGirl100 (Elsword)
Semi-Brief Description: I'm kind of small for my age, but not so small that I'm constantly the smallest in my classes or anything; so I guess I'm more between medium-small height. I'm relatively skinny 'cuz sometimes I forget to eat for a few hours when I'm playing video games or on the computer, but when I'm really hungry then I'll notice, so yeah; it's not like I've got some funny eating disorder or something like all those girls who puke up their food. I am a brunette with natural deep blonde highlights in my hair every so often. My eyes are blue, sort of; for some reason, my eye color changes between ultra-pale-blue, medium blue with green streaks, and dark blue with green and hazel streaks everywhere. It changes between these colors when my mood changes. I have no idea why, it just does. I've got no real explanation. My hair is just past shoulder-length and mostly straight, but the ends get wavy sometimes.
Favorite Food: PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Least Favorite Food: Tomatoes, spinach, etc etc...
What I Do in my Spare Time: Watch TV, play video games, draw anime, occasionally do sports like soccer, go on the computer, fantasize about fictional characters, and other stuff like that. :D
Stuff That I Hate To Do: Schoolwork, school in general, chores, get off the TV, stop playing video games, get kicked off the computer, be forced not to daydream, and so on.
Personality: If I don't know you very well, then I'm pretty much like Kanna from Inuyasha-- completely void of emotion. But if people know me well or provoke me, then I can be really crazy and hyper and have a killer temper and a slight violent streak. :P I'm usually sort of a tomboy, but I can also be really girly sometimes. Basically, you don't want to get on my bad side.
Favorite Anime and/or Manga: Inuyasha, Pokemon, Dragon Ball Z (NOT DBZ Kai), Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles, Shugo Chara (in English, its name would be something along the lines of "My Guardian Character"), Hetalia, Princess Tutu, Spirited Away, Kami-sama Kiss, Sgt. Frog, Mew Mew Power/Tokyo Mew Mew (don't really care which title it is, it's still the same show), Fairy Tail, and probably lots of others I can't think of at the moment.
Favorite Video Games: Some that I can think of at the moment include The Legend of Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario (mostly Super Mario Galaxy games and Mario Kart games), Pokemon (putting it as both an anime and a game because I SAID SO AND I DON'T HAVE TO JUSTIFY MY ACTIONS), Harvest Moon, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and... wow, now that I think about it, almost all the games that I like are in those categories... *sweatdrop* Yep, that's pretty much it.
Theme Song: Triple Baka by Miku Hatsune. Seriously, these are the lyrics in English:
This'll make your heart go bang-boom-boom!
Before I realize I'm in front of the monitor, I say good morning
I hadn't known how sleepy I'd become
I was busy, but, something inviting approached,
And these words lured me in
"You really are stupid."
"I'm seriously hooked!"
I'm not going to make it
In this hopeless moment
Instead of coming up with a good solution,
I'll just give up!
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
What is it that's motivating you so much?
To the unknown world, take off, bringing hope with you
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Don't you still have other things to take care of?
Crying, laughing, being angry, leave them to me!
I'll make them into my color!
Creative minds can't be disheartened
That's what they say, but I've already collapsed
"Hey, that's no good!"
Somehow, after I recover, then look,
Inspiration will overflow again, like an hourglass
I've randomly created this
But something is missing
I tried to find it,
But I was too exhausted!
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
After waiting for you so eagerly, it was mean to neglect me
(It's too bad)
If I truly try harder, I'll become happier, won't I?
Only for you
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Obligations and duties, just forget them all
Singing, dancing, drawing, words, I'll send them out
For my sake
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (So on and so forth for a really long time)
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
What is it that's motivating you so much?
To the unknown world, take off, bringing hope with you
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Don't you still have other things to take care of?
Crying, laughing, being angry, leave them to me!
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
After waiting for you so eagerly, it was mean to neglect me
(It's too bad)
If I truly try harder, I'll become happier, won't I?
Only for you
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Obligations and duties, just forget them all
Singing, dancing, drawing, words, I'll send them out
I'll make them into your colooooooooor
Other Songs I Like/Suit Me: A Place in This World by Taylor Swift, Je N'ai Pas De Mots (AKA: I Don't Have Any Words) by Vic Mignogna, How To Save a Life by The Fray, The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku by Hatsune Miku, Invisible by Skylar Grey, If I Die Young by The Band Perry, Stuck Like Glue by Sugarland, I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace, Viva La Vida by Coldplay, I'm Yours by Jason Mraz, Stronger by Kelly Clarkson, Mr. Know It All by Kelly Clarkson, Teardrops on My Guitar by Taylor Swift, Brother Complex by Hetaloid, and In The End by Linkin Park.
Fangirl Crushes: Ooooh, where to start...? Oh, boy... let's see... Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist), Link (Legend of Zelda), Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog), Shadow (Sonic the Hedgehog), Goku (Dragon Ball Z), Trunks (Dragon Ball Z), Gohan (Dragon Ball Z), Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sesshomaru (Inuyasha), Red (Pokemon), Ash (Pokemon), Natsu (Fairy Tail), Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club), Kyo (Fruits Basket), Ikuto (Shugo Chara), *head explodes* ...do I really need to continue? 'O_o I mean, seriously... I have a LOT...
Okay, so, some people have talked to me about how they're concerned that their OC is a Mary-Sue, and have wanted to know how I Sue-proof my OCs. In one particular conversation of these, I made a particularly good list of this, and so I decided to post it on my profile, so that anyone can use it! (Just keep in mind that if you plan on posting it on your own profile, you keep the title. I spent a while working on it, thank you very much. I don't want some random person stealing it and pretending like THEY were the one who made it.)
UltimateOtakuGirl100's Guide to Avoiding Creating Mary-Sues:
-Ignore it if you think they're Mary-Sue. Sometimes, the readers don't even notice.
-Ask the readers. If they don't think it's a Sue, then either it's not a Sue or it's not enough of a Sue to be concerned about. If a fair amount think that they're a Sue (meaning, not just one or two, but more along the lines of five or six), then you should take action. Backtrack in your story, edit and revise the chapters, and make the character less Sue-ish.
-Make them klutzy, sarcastic, (occasionally) sadistic, and make sure they argue with canon characters a lot. Don't let it be all rainbows and sunshine with the canon characters and have everyone automatically love the OC or adoring them to the point of neither ever wanting to spite the other and everyone is suddenly vying for the OC's attention. That is a sure-fire way to get an automatic Mary-Sue. (Also, don't let characters that aren't likely to fall in love or even be friends with anyone just suddenly be obsessed and nice to the OC. If at any point in your story, you plan to have a mean-er character develop a relationship with the OC, then make sure it starts out rocky, and that when they DO begin to like the OC, it's for good reason. Not just "I fell in love with you because even though I hate everyone, for some reason I like you, and for some reason I fell in love with you even though I've met a billion people like you and hated them all." Yeah, no. At least ATTEMPT at some realistic-ness.)
-Don't let them have too many incredibly amazing powers, and make sure that if they DO have a few, they don't outshine the canon's. After all, the series is not about your OC. Again, this is a sure-fire way to make a Mary-Sue.
-Humor. Looooots of it. If the OC is funny and sarcastic, then generally it can't become a Mary-Sue.
-Don't let you OC be amazingly amazing at things they've just barely started. Like, don't have someone who has never used a bow and arrow in their life inexplicably begin shooting direct hits immediately and astonishing the characters who have been doing it for years. Kagome didn't pick it up immediately either, despite being the reincarnation of a priestess who used a bow and arrow practically every day of her life. It took her a while for her arrows to actually start hitting their targets, and when they finally did, she was really surprised. Even then, she wasn't completely perfect all the time, and had a habit of nearly killing her allies with her off-target shots. (Sorry, non-Inuyasha fans. You wouldn't understand what I'm talking about. But I hope you get the gist of it.)
-Mary-Sue bashing in-story. (Like, "Oh my gosh, I sound like such a Mary-Sue. Kill me now.")
-Give your OC flaws. Selfish. Violent. Spiteful. Distrusting (but too much of lack-of-trust can also make a Sue, so be careful with this one). Prankster. Blunt. Conceited. Grudge-holder. Cowardice. Paranoia (generally better of the paranoia is a liiiittle excessive. Like, "PEOPLE WILL COME TO MY HOUSE WHILE I'M ALONE AND KILL MEEEEEE! AAAAAAAAH!"). Any combination of these will be good. Which leads into my next one...
-Give them PERSONALITY. Make them a PERSON. Basically, make them REAL. Nobody likes a character with no depth or life. Make the character realistic and relatable. Not completely perfect, but not centric around their flaws. Again, make them... real. If the OC is not someone you can imagine meeting in person, (or, if they're not from this world, someone you can imagine being a normal, relatable passer-by on the streets in canon). One way to do this is to base the OC on people you know well in your life; then they'll feel like a real person.
-Refrain from making the OC too much like a character in canon. So, try to get more creative with outfits, personalities, backstories, etc. Don't give the OC a a backstory that JUST SO HAPPENS to involve the same tragic events, a cape that JUST SO HAPPENS to look EXACTLY LIKE the main character's, and have the OC JUST SO HAPPEN to have a height complex just like the main character and rant whenever called 'short'. (Free virtual cookie to whoever knows what I'm referencing.)
-Any person who lectures on Mary-Sues will say, "ANGST IS A BIG NO-NO! NO TRAGIC BACKSTORIES!" Well, to be blunt, that's just plain crap. I've read plenty of fics with an OC that have a tragic backstory, and it's still a great fic. There's just a trick to it; you have to lead in to the angst. Don't have the person be 100% cheerful all the time, then suddenly all depressed and sobbing because their entire family was murdered and everyone bullies them and nobody likes them and they cut themselves and they want to commit suicide and oh their life is sooo hard, then never mention it again and go back to being perfectly happy for the rest of the story. Tragedy impacts people a lot more than that. Make sure you give them a clear, developed backstory, whether tragic or not, and make sure if it IS tragic, you hint at it at various points and make a point to emphasize the impact that bad events have on a person. And once the tragic backstory has been addressed, call attention to the change in the OC's demeanor, even the most minor.
-Do not give your OC strange/unusual qualities/outfits unless there is a good reason. For example, if your story is in... say... WW2 Germany, do not have the OC be named Abigail Smith with yellow eyes and a T-shirt with jeans, and pink hair. Hahahahahahaha... you make me laugh. Yeah, no. Like I said before, there has to be a freaking good reason for having unusual qualities wherever they happen to be, like they were born out of the country and they didn't know, or they got affected unusually by something (radioactivity, some kind of outer space affects on humans, etc etc. But this I do not recommend doing, because with this your character can easily become a Sue), or they are from our world and stand out due to our world's strange outfits.
And, last, but certainly not least:
-Write WELL. Even if at any point your OC becomes a Mary-Sue, people can forgive it or maybe not even notice if you have good detail, good character development, good grammar, as few writing mistakes as possible, etc. This is the most important part of an OC story, or ANY story, in my opinion: write well, or no one will read. This is the one rule that absolutely MUST be followed, no exceptions. ENGLISH CLASS exists for a reason, people.
Now, I am not going to say that you ABSOLUTELY MUST follow every single rule I've placed here (except for that last one). Heck, I've broken my own rules many times before. You can get crazy with it, and sometimes being on the Sue-ish side makes a story even better. Just keep in mind that, unless your story is specifically a Mary-Sue bashing story, and you purposely break every single rule I've listed so you can make a point about how awful Mary-Sues are, try not to break more than a few of these recommendations. Those are those awful stories that no one likes and there is only one review despite there being, like, twelve chapters. (Trust me. I know.)
Yay! Here you go... here are some links!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKXqxU1xJOg&list=PLVBnnNtgqmxWLGSR0vWQBkaQewfJpG-cN&index=1 - My playlist for Hetaliod songs! :D Check it out, please! 'K thanks!
- This is the link to the website that has aaaaaaaaall the information for the English HetaOni Project on it. If you want to download it, then you click the second link. It redirects to where you can get the download. :3 Once you get to a certain point, you'll have to download the first link on the page. Eventually. I dunno when exactly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYqjA3TDReY - "Face it, it's true". (Not a song, just a vid). An epiphany moment for Inuyasha and Twilight comparison.
I'll put some more links later... :3 (I'ma too lazeh right now...)
IMPORTANT: If you are having a PM conversation with me and don't want to keep on communicating in said chat, then YOU have to stop PMing ME, not the other way around. See, I consider myself to be a very caring and emotion-sensitive person, and out of politeness for other people, I vowed NEVER to just suddenly drop a PM conversation without a word (purposely); so I will just keep replying and replying back to whatever you send, regardless of whether the conversation becomes awkward and just a bunch of "lol"s and smiley faces. So, I'll say this one more time: if you want to stop PMing me, then YOU have to stop the conversation. Thank you.
ALSO IMPORTANT: I will NOT accept requests for Yaoi or BL (male/male gay romances), Yuri or GL (girl/girl gay romances), or lemons (rather not go into that). So don't even bother asking. The answer is NO. However, I am willing to write male/male FRIENDSHIPS or female/female FRIENDSHIPS. Those are fine. Lemons... well, until further notice, I just don't want to write those (I try to keep my writings child-friendly, even though in some stories I have to bump up the ratings to T due to some romantic/light-swear content).
"Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality." - Nikos Kazantzakis
"Hard work never hurt anyone... but why take the risk?" - Unknown
"NOOOO! Why hath you forsaken meeeeeeee??" D: - Me, one of my many catchphrases
(upon having my pink soccer ball kicked in the opposite direction) "NOOOO! PINKYYYY! Why hath you forsaken meeeeeeeeeeeee?!?!" - Me, random instance in my life...
(about Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist) "He's an evil, sadistic, gender-confused, cross-dressing palm tree with purple eyes that has been killing and/or torturing people for 400 years. ...What's not to like?!" - Me, one of my many catchphrases
(upon my friend calling me "short, like Ed" and lifting my hands up and down like a puppet-master controlling me) "WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU'D MISTAKE THEM FOR A PUPPET?!" - Me, random instance in my life
"HOLY CRAP, IT'S A FLUZZ!" - Me, one of my many catchphrases
"It's da fluzziest fluzz on the entire fluzzing fluzz-fluzz!" - Me, one of my many catchphrases
"It's a shnarf..." - Me, one of my many catchphrases
"Yeah, well... DERP." - Me, random instance in my life
"This is Edward Elric; you've pissed him off. He shall commence with killing you now, so I suggest you run for your life. Thank you, goodbye." - Unknown
"We didn't choose the fangirl life. The fangirl life chose us." - ElectroNerd
"You have to have darkness for a dawn to come." - Unknown
"That look has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations." - Unknown
"When I walk in the pub,
this is what I see
Every fairy stops and they're looking at me
I've got a Busby chair and I ain't afraid to use it, use it, use it
I'M BRITAIN AND I KNOW IT" -- Arthur Kirkland o̿ ̭ o̿
"Being courageous means to admit your faults, stand up for what you believe in, never back down, face your fears, and allow yourself to break down and cry when you need to." - Unknown
Me (about FMAB): "What do you get when you cross Episode 41: The Abyss with Edward Elric?"
Me: "A shrimp kebab." - random joke about Ed getting (A/N: SPOILER ALERT!) stabbed through the gut :3
Mustang (about Ed's showy alchemical contest... thing to attract Scar): "So, what's with the showboat? Do you WANT him to find you?"
Ed: "Yeah, that's exactly what I want! I need to fight him, and you can't talk me out of it!"
Mustang: "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?! Did you forget the way he tore you apart in East City?!"
Ed (crocodile grin): "Oooh, sounds like the Colonel's afraid of big, bad Scar! I'm not surprised, considering how useless you were against him! Heheheh"
Mustang: "THAT WASN'T MY FAULT, IT WAS RAINING THAT DAY!"
Ed (still with the crocodile grin): "It wasn't raining the day you got beat up and sent to the hospital! Heh-- You're still UUUUSELEEEESS!" - Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Ed: "I said get down on the ground!"
Russell: "What? So we can see eye to eye? Surely you must be used to people looking down on you." - Fullmetal Alchemist
"PASTAAAAAAAAA!" - Italy, Hetalia: Axis Powers
(mimicking Mustang) "'Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this wild goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, chief! Ed, where'd you run off too? Oh, there you are! I couldn't see you over my paperwork, seeing as how you're so short and all! Ha ha ha!'" -Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist
Roy: "Dog, huh? ...I love dogs!"
Fuery: "You do?!"
Roy: "Of course! Dogs embody loyalty! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain, and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me, Fuery! They are the loyal servants of man! Loyal canine, how we solute thee!" - Fullmetal Alchemist
"Stories that do not speak of pain have no meaning... because humankind cannot gain anything without giving something in return." - Ed/Al/Narrator (A/N: I'm not entirely sure which...), Fullmetal Alchemist (manga version)
"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth. But the world isn't perfect, and the law is incomplete. Equivalent exchange doesn't encompass everything that goes on here, but I still choose to believe in its principle. That all things do come at a price. That there's an ebb and a flow, a cycle that the pain we went through did have a reward, and that anyone who's determined and perseveres will get something of value in return, even if it's not what they expected. I don't think of equivalent exchange as a law of the world anymore. I think of it as a promise, between my brother and me, a promise that someday we'll see each other again." - Al, Fullmetal Alchemist
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE CANT EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'D SINK RIGHT THROUGH THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T EVEN BREATHE OR SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE HE'S SMALL ENOUGH TO ABSORB OXYGEN MOLECULES THROUGH THE WATER!" -Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist
"Shorty?! Could a shorty do this?! What else you want to call me: a half-pint bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots!" - Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist
"There's no such thing as a painless lesson... they just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary...you can't gain anything without losing something first. Although... if you can endure that pain, and walk away from it... you will find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle... yeah... a heart made Fullmetal." - Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
"On the day we left, we burned down the family home and all the familiar things inside. Because some memories... aren't meant to leave traces." - Al, Fullmetal Alchemist
"What can be more beautiful than doing a job that puts your soul at risk?! That's what it means to be alive!" - Kimblee, Fullmetal Alchemist
(To Edward) "I disagree. You want to bring back someone that you've lost. You might want money. Maybe you want women. Or, you might want to protect the world. These are all common things people want. Things that their hearts desire. Greed may not be good, but it's not so bad, either. You humans think greed is just for money and power! But everyone wants something they don't have." - Greed, Fullmetal Alchemist
"I'm alive again!" (maniacal laughter) "Thanks for getting me this far, little squirt. So kind of you. Very kind." - Envy, Fullmetal Alchemist
"I've been humiliated! HUMILIATED! Me, Envy, Jealous of you? I am human?! I'm a homunculus! How could this pipsqueak kid see through me? It's the ultimate humiliation!" - Envy, Fullmetal Alchemist
Falman: "Saturday 0946 hours. With papers waiting for his approval and due by noon, the Colonel decided to take a nap instead."
Breda: "1026 hours. The Colonel attempted to feed Lieutenant Hawkeye's dog. The dog was not biting."
Fuery: "At 1103 hours he started obsessively cleaning the windows, with still no progress on those papers, with the deadline fast approaching."
Havoc: "Then at 1147 hours, the Colonel began to furiously sign the papers, all the while cursing that he had no time for this." - Fullmetal Alchemist
"I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!" - Goku, Dragon Ball Z
Ed: "What?! You got a problem with my sense of style?!"
Chimera-dudes: "YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" - Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Mom: "So how much did you learn at school today?"
Kagome (thinking after Inuyasha tried to kiss her): 'Okay, I am officially freaked. What's going on?! He almost kissed me!'
Inuyasha: "Can we lose some of the violence?" - Inuyasha
Kagome: "Oh, wow! He proposed to her!"
Inuyasha: "He poses a what?" - Inuyasha
Kagome: "I mean, he couldn't be all bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out.
(Miroku rubs Kagome's rear)
Kagome (running into Inuyasha's arms): "I was wrong! Kill him!" - Inuyasha
"Somehow, without my ever noticing it, it felt so natural, having Kagome near." - Inuyasha, Inuyasha
Inuyasha (while Kagome is hugging him after thinking he's dead): "I'm alive, so stop blubbering."
Kagome (crying): "I'm not blubbering."
Inuyasha: "Alright, then crying."
Kagome: "I'm not crying."
Inuyasha: "You are too."
Kagome: "Am not."
Inuyasha: "Are so."
Inuyasha: "Are so!"
Kagome: "Shut up and sit."
(Inuyasha slams into ground)
Shippo: "Now he's dead." - Inuyasha
James: "I really need sunglasses... Everything's so bright!"
Meowth: "Well, not everything; you're still here, ain't ya?" - Pokémon
Misty: "You and I will be married someday, too..."
Ash (only half-listening): "Hmmmmm..." (what she said sinks in) "WHAAAT?!?!?!" - Pokémon
James: "Leo Burnett and 4Kids are the devil! Leo Burnett!" - Pokémon
Jessie: That boy on the poster looks just like you, James."
James: "He does? I think he looks pathetic."
Meowth: "That's what she meant, James." - Pokémon
"Ah, my old enemy... stairs." -Po, Kung Fu Panda 2
"Good day. I am of your species. Don't close your shop! I will now buy something so expensive, it will make going out of business impossible! Here; take all of my hard-earned money bills!" - Keroro, Sgt. Frog
"Without a fairy, you're not even a real man!" - Mido, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (as much as I hate Mido, this quote is hilarious! lol!)
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...
Then copy and past this on your profile.
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."
Which Hetalia character are you?
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x] You're very happy-go-lucky.
[x] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies. (A/N: When I'm not, someone has pissed me off... or I just don't feel like being happy.)
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[x] You're a good artist. (A/N: At least I'd like to think so...)
[x] You can be clumsy at times.
[ ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[x] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (A/N: ...because I probably do. I have relatives from freakin' EVERYWHERE.)
[x] You would surrender in a war situation.
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[x] You're very stoic and serious. (A/N: When I'm not freaky happy-go-lucky...)
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods.
[ ] You like to walk your dog.
[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[x] You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[x] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[x] You work very hard.(mostly to the best of my abilities.)
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[ ] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice .
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[x] You're very mature (at times)
[x] You think everything over before saying it.
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[ ] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ] You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people .
I'M IIIIITAAAAAALIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOKU HETALIA! WOOHOO!
The Allied Forces
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[ ] You love hamburgers.
[x] You think you're awesome.
[ ] You love to invent things.
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films. (mostly watching not making)
[x] You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts.
[x] You know aliens exist.
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[ ] You wear glasses.
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[x] You like tea.
[ ] You were quite tough as a kid.
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[x] Your cooking is awful. (A/N: Mostly 'cuz I never cook...)
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ] You get drunk quite easily.
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ] You're good at embroidery.
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ] You're very affectionate. (A/N: *can't speak because I'm laughing so hard*)
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ] You like wine.
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x] You love red roses.
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[x] You're very proud of yourself.
[x] You love culture and the arts.
[ ] You're very flamboyant.
[ ] You say you're a gourmet .
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall. (A/N: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- no.)
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time.
[ ] You love sunflowers.
[ ] You love vodka.
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people. (A/N: If I want to... which is rare...)
[ ] You're very strong.
[ ] You have a big nose .
[ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
China (Wang Yao)
[x] You're very mature.
[ ] You're very superstitious.
[x] You're very religious.
[ ] You love pandas.
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ] You love Hello Kitty.
[x] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ] You work hard.
[x] You're good at drawing.
[x] You like sweets .
I'M BOTH AMERICA AND CHINA. OH MY GOSH.
And now for some other country people!!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[ ]You are very well-raised.
[x] You're polite. (A/N: ...Sometimes.)
[ ] You love classical music.
[x] You like cake.
[ ] You have a mole on your face.
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ] You've composed music before.
[x] You tend to call people 'morons'.
[ ] You wear glasses .
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x] You're often ignored by people.
[x] You look younger than you actually are.
[ ] You love hockey.
[x] You love polar bears.
[ ] You hate fighting. (A/N: I don't hate it, but I don't love it either... I just don't care.)
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[x]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[x] You feel under-appreciated.
[ ] you’re bilingual.
[ ] You always carry a bear with you.
[ ] You smoke.
[ ] You're very physically strong.
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[x] You like hot weather.
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ] You look very tough on the outside.
[ ] You make a very nice role-model.
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
[ ] You have a potty-mouth.
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid.
[x] You're very reliable.
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x] You're very faithful.
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[ ] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[ ] You're very loyal.
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[x] You're very serious.
[x] You have a lot of patience.
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[x] You're not very confident.
[x] You were quite rebellious as a child.
[ ] People tend to walk all over you.
[ ] You're a born worrier.
(7/10) (A/N: WHAT.)
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
[ ] You're very flamboyant.
[x] You're quite hyperactive.
[x] You can be quite goofy.
[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x]You're very wary of strangers.
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[ ] You get up to lots of crazy antics .
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
[ ] You're quite mean-spirited.
[x] You're a bit of a hooligan.
[ ] You're very loyal.
[x] You're very good at tactics.
[ ] You hate Russia.
[ ] You love to fight people.
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x] You’re not always taken seriously.
[ ] You like drinking.
[x] You want to become stronger.
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
[x] You are clueless about things around you.
[ ] You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[x] You're very responsible.
[x] You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[x] You love churros.
[ ] You help people in crisis.
[x] You are quite random.
[x] Somehow, you like bananas.
[x] You often offer food to people.
[ ] You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
(7/10) (A/N: Somehow, I'm not surprised..)
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
[x] You tend to overreact a lot.
[x] You like to order people around.
[ ] You're a scaredy-cat.
[ ] You curse a lot.
[x] You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[x] You tend to blush easily.
[x] You are lazy like hell.
[ ] You love tomatoes a lot.
[x] You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x] You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(7/10) (A/N: Again, I am not surprised in the least...)
So... apparently, I'm Lithuania, Spain, and Romano... I... see...?
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like OCs, copy and paste this to your profile
If you say soda instead of pop, copy and paste this to your profile
If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
Rules for the Random Music of Life!!
Put your music player on shuffle! Don't cheat either!! We'll know if you do... Kukukukukuku...
As each song turns on, write down the title for each scene of life.
Opening Credits: Just Dance by Lady GaGa
Waking Up: Somebody That I Used to Know by Walk Off the Earth
First Day at School: Crazy by Gnarls Barkley (WTF?!)
Falling in Love: I'm Awesome by Spose (...Riiiiiight.)
Prom Night: Brighter Than the Sun by Colbie Calliat
Life: Can't Be Tamed by Miley Cyrus
Fight Song: Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson
Ninja Song: Kakariko Village (Twilight Princess Theme) by Koji Kondo (...W...T...F.)
Mental Breakdown: She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 (FINALLY one that actually fits!)
Flashback: I Don't Even Know Your Name by Alan Jackson
Driving: Rock You Like A Hurricane by Scorpions
Falling Asleep: White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin") by "Weird Al" Yankovic (I... I don't even know what to think...)
Dreaming: SOS (Edited) Rihanna
Getting Back Together: Bad Romance by Lady GaGa
Wedding: The Wind Waker Symphonic Movement by Koji Kondo
Birth of Child: Jumpin', Jumpin' by Destiny's Child (...O_o)
Final Battle: L.O.V.E. by Ashlee Simpson
Funeral Song: LoveGame by Lady GaGa
Final Credits: Harder to Breathe by Maroon 5
...I have the weirdest life movie ever.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On T-Rat (Military food): "Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only" (Hmm, no wonder less people are joining the military nowadays...)
You are a...
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic.
That's a majority, but let's see...
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic. (That last one, maybe a little, but not enough to acknowledge as an actual phobia.)
CHILD OF HADES
You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night.
Ouch. That's more than Poseidon... frightening.
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. (I really don't know what to think)
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. (Only in jest! Not genuine!) You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight (At school I do). Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
Whoa! Oookay. Let's see if anyone trumps Athena, then...
CHILD OF APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
Wow. That's... huh.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun.Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
This... Is rather sad...
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends.You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate/argument. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
GAH! Another one!
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.
Yet another fail...
Wha...? Soo... I'm related to both Athena and Hermes.
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
1) Repost this message.
I am a Hetalia fan.
Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.
Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!
Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.
Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.
Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.
Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it)
Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.
Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)
Normal people: Don't care about the moon.
Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )
Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.
Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!
Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.
Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!
Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.
Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombie woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)
Normal people: Say that money is power.
Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)
Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.
Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway)
Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.
Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the non-believers to Sango in a rage.
Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.
Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!
Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.
Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.
Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.
Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.
Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the heck this was about because they are NORMAL!!
Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recommend it to all their friends! We Love it!
Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Kagome39, UltimateOtakuGirl100.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Hahaha. This is awesome XD
You know that girl? The one who's always reading?
You know that girl? The one who you roll your eyes at?
You know that girl? The one with more books than friends?
You know that girl? The one who you talk about behind her back?
You know that girl? The one who doesn't have a boyfriend?
You know that girl? The one who can never start a good conversation?
You know that girl? The one that you think is so lame?
Yeah, that girl. The one who reads to escape.
Yeah, that girl. The one who's seen you laugh and roll your eyes at her.
Yeah, that girl. The one who finds more comfort in books than in people.
Yeah, that girl. The one who knows the rumors about her.
Yeah, that girl. The one who thinks fawning over boys who will never notice her is stupid.
Yeah, that girl. The one who feels uncomfortable talking to you because she knows your opinion of her.
Yeah, that girl. The one who never fits in.
Well, that girl has dreams. Big dreams. Some day she will live those dreams. What she doesn't have in popularity and 'coolness', she makes up in determination. Some day, her name will be remembered by everyone while yours will be forgotten. Some day, she will come out of her cocoon as a beautiful butterfly, while you're just an annoying fly.
You know that girl? Yeah, that's me.
by ColdnessOfLoveIf you think that you're That Girl, Copy and Paste this into your profile!
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to care, to protect others
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this
I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl who people look through when I say something.
I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl who people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and Paste this on your profile
Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile.
8. Because they are always warm even when it’s minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "let’s not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?"
NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE
What A Boyfriend Should Do:
When she walks away mad...
When she stares at your mouth...
When she pushes you or hits you...
Grab her and don't let go.
When she's quiet...
Ask her what's wrong.
When she ignores you...
Give her you FULL attention.
When she pulls away...
Pull her back.
When you see her at her worse...
Tell her she is beautiful.
When you see her start to cry...
Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking...
Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared...
When she lays her head on your shoulder...
Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat...
Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night.
When she teases you...
Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer you for a long time...
Reasure her that everything is alright.
When she looks at you with doubt..
Back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you...
She really does...more than you understand.
When she grabs at your hand...
Hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumbs into you..
Bump her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret...
Keep it safe and untold.
When she looks into your eyes...
Don't look away until she does.
When she misses you...
She's hurting inside.
When you break her heart...
The pain NEVER really goes away.
When she says 'it's over'...
She still wants you to be hers.
When she re-posts this bullentin...
She WANTS you to read it.
Stay on the phone with her...
Even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad...
Hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she okay...
Don't believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know...
she will remember you.
Call her at 12:00...
Just to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and...
after you wake up.
Treat her like...
she's ALL that matters to you.
and let her tease you back.
Stay up with her all night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or movie with her...
even if you think it is stupid.
Give her the world...
and let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and alone...
Hang out with her.
Let her know how important she is to you...
and kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is...
"Who's a* am I kicking, babe?"
If you post this in the next four minutes...
The one you love will:
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Copy and Paste this and highlight the things you have done.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot.
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Things my mother taught me:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Be the kind of women that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says... "Oh crap, she's up!"
Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.
Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it is hot.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in another direction!
Forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much!
If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has twenty-five more letters so stay cool. Once you get to "Plan Z" and it's still not working, then you can panic.
He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car!
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the Earth!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Its always in the last place you look... Of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after you found it?
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
ANOTHER zombie apocalypse video game? Pssh. Copy this into your profile if you think that the undead scenario is WAY cliche.
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!"
I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's.
A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
If guns don't kill people, then can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!"
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.
I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.
The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!
Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.
If you're going to be two-faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!
Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.
WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus
If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!
I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.
WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!
Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.
The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.
Why America has some issues (One thing that America DIDN'T screw up-this list)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
S.C.H.O.O.L.: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives!
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life." --Tommy Lasorda
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
"Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."
Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Music is love in search of word.
It's a fusion of Jazz and funk-is called 'Junk'!
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
\Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"
Assassination is an extreme form of censorship
The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!!
Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Let me know if anything I say offends you-- I might wanna offend you later.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake.
Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
BOLD WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU.
No, spellcheck, that's my name, not a misspelling...
Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people
-SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!"
I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it...
-Calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Screw that, I'm not getting up...
I hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all
Letting the phone ring so the person doesn't think you're ignoring them...
Just because my best friend isn't my gender doesn't mean we like each other!
Acting like you can't hear someone when you have headphones on
Thank you music, for being there when no one else was...
I hate it when people flirt with the person I like
Hersheys, Jolly Ranchers, and every other candy you can think of
I studied it like, 3 minutes ago, how did I forget the answer?
Switching tabs when someone's watching you on the computer
I actually text "uhhhhh..." or "hmmm..." when I'm thinking of something to say
I hate when you wake up when the best part of the dream is about to happen!
The one person you see EVERYWHERE...but don't know their name
Actually, you're wrong. The bell DOES dismiss us. Sorry.
I hate hearing my voice after being recorded. It's so awkward!
Medicine heals the body. Music heals the soul.
Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it
Whenever I see someone check the time, I check too
"Must be 3-7 sentences" Yeah, I'm only writing 3...
Whenever I can't find something, it just magically appears when my mom looks
Doing something weird, then noticing someone watching you
"Can I cut you?" -- "No, but you can back cut me."
Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before
Meeting new people who you instantly get along with
Walking with your friend and randomly pushing them into someone/something
The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her
I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "A Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?!
If you could read my mind, you would need therapy.
WOW! Did you see the size of them muffins on New Moon? they were HUGE! I want one!
"YES, WE'RE FINALLY LEAVING!"--"Oh no, Mom ran into a friend..."
"Haha, that was funny... -friend says something-...You killed it."
I bought a bag of chips, not half a bag of air!
Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you
They say HATE is a strong word, but they throw around LOVE like it's nothing
When you make NO sense at all, but your best friend completely understands
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feeling...
If the sour patch dude cut off my hair, I would throw him across the room
Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?
"PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun...
The instant heart attack you get when you slip, but don't fall over
Me and my friend laugh, stop, stare at each other, then laugh again!!
I hate that feeling when I get so aggravated, I feel like crying
Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!!
Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line...
Struggling so hard to open something, then spotting the "tear here" sign
Turning the music up so loud in your headphones, you're in another world
Wait, are you talking to me? I just blanked out.
I LUV THE WEEKEND, MUSIC, SUMMER & SLEEP
I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!
I HATE MONDAYS!!
Back in 1st grade where putting your head down was a punishment
Teacher: "Put your earphones away." Me: "What? Sorry, I can't hear you!"
Yes, I am aware we look stupid, but at least we're having fun...unlike you.
When you drink water with mint gum in your mouth and it seems colder :)
Getting comfortable on the couch, then seeing the remote is one the other side
Putting on a fake smile, so you don't have to explain why your unhappy
I Hate when My Best Friend Isn't at School
Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?!
Forgetting what you were going to do a second ago
When someone says "Guess what?", I never guess, I just say "What?"
"The dude with the dreads and the Northface." -- "You just described half the school."
Mon ]; - Tues :(- Wed :/ Thurs :) Fri :D Sat (. )\m/ - Sun (-_-)
Saying "Nobody saw that." when you do something stupid
You think dance isn't a sport, I'd like to see you try it
"Oh my you've grown." Well, yes...that tends to happen...
DUDE! We got the exact same answers, how did you get a higher grade?
It's funny how fast you wake up when you realize you've overslept
Sub: "Does your normal teacher let you do this?" Students: "Yes..."
"Your parents are nice." "You should see them when you're not here..."
Reading something over and over again and not being able to process it
Reading texts half asleep...and it's like looking into the sun
Moving slowly at night hoping your parents don't hear you...
After every good movie trailer I lean over and say "I wanna see that."
"Just go ask!!" "Okay, can you come with me??"
I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE HIDE&SEEK GAME IN MY SCHOOL AT MIDNIGHT :D
"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah..." "Okay, then I'm coming."
That plan worked sooooooo much better in my head
"GET UP." "I AM UP." -goes back to sleep-
I hate when you zone out and accidentally stare at someone
Re-discovering music you used to love
The feeling you get when the bell rings on the last day of school
Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life
"Can I see your phone?" "...Hang on." -deletes messages-
Taking a test and thinking "A,D,C,B,C,C,C,C...That CAN'T be right."
1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays?
I hate when your super excited about something and everything goes wrong
If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know
"-Text sending- NOO WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :(
Thinking someone's ignoring you...then you realize you forgot to write back
All the snow made me realize how much I love summer
When a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening and you OWN them
When a teacher disses a student and the class goes "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
The feeling you get when you wake up on the first day of summer
I use my phone as a flashlight and hit random buttons to keep it lit
"Hey, did you do the homework?" "WAIT, WE HAD HOMEWORK?!"
Your in a good mood, one little thing happens, and BAM...bad mood
HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!!!!!
When my teacher says "Study.", I say "NO HOMEWORK!!"
"Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering...
"Did you read?" "No. You?" "No." "Please clear your desks..." WE'RE SCREWED
I stare off into space and realize I'm staring at some random person...awkward...
5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger!
Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like their gonna fall
There is at least one person I can never stay mad at no matter how hard I try
It FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2.
When you walk in late and everyone stares at you
I hate when I'm expecting a text, my phone vibrates, and it's someone else
"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm"
When I'm the only one awake at night and I hear a noise...I completely freeze
I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later
If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...)
I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher
Mom/Dad we're in public...don't...don't do that...
I Wish Some Of My Dreams We're Real
Pulling gum out in school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center
It Takes Skill to Trip Over Flat Surfaces
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor...
"Go to your room." "Oh, you mean the place with my Laptop, iPod, Cell, and T.V? Okay."
Okay, so I kinda, sorta, MAYBE like you more than I originally planned
If that one little thing had/hadn't happened, things would be so different now
Hey, headphone, wanna NOT fall outta my ear?
"Sit down, class isn't over yet!" -bell rings- Haha, screw you
When I was little, you were the bomb if your shoes lit up
"Mom, I don't need a jacket." "Holy crap it's cold out."
Hate when I get in trouble and my parents tell the ENTIRE FAMILY!!
"We're watching a video today." YES!! "Here's your answer sheet." UGH.
I love when I find money I forgot about!!
"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but I don't know if their right." "I don't care."
That 1 song in your iPod that plays real loud and scares the crap out of you
I always wonder what your thinking when you stare at me...
Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it "I'm bored, I'm leaving"
I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel
WHERE IS MY...oh, never mind, it's in my hand
Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick...aww crap
Thinking Of Everything You've Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!"
Paper beats rock? Okay, I'll throw a rock at you and you'll defend yourself with paper
"Hey can I have a sip?" "Sure." -GLUG GLUG GLUG- "Dude, what the heck?"
Being obnoxious with your friends and not caring what others think
I make plans THEN ask my parents
I don't care if there's a fridge full of food, THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!!
"I hate you." "Awww, I love you too."
Anyone notice that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?
I remember when everyone wanted to be the line leader in kindergarten
Randomly smiling when you think of a funny memory
The kid that always yells in the middle of class "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!"
"So what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "Dude, we've turned into Spongebob and Patrick."
I wish I could just click the "Back" button in real life...sometimes
"Close the door!" -leaves door cracked- "OMG, ALL THE WAY!!"
I don't know, google it
When your busy, everyone LOVES to text you...when your bored...nothing...
We Act Like It's A Secret Drug Deal when Someone's Just Giving Us Gum
"What would happen if there was no music?" "Dude, we'd all have gone psycho."
I Call Gatorades By Their Color, Not Their Name
I hate when teachers give us work over break, it's called break for a reason
I Love Google, It's Like The Brain I Never Got :)
Password Error -types again- Password Error -types again- Password Error "WHAT THE...oh, caps lock is on."
You give one person gum and everyone within 10 miles is your best friend
"I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person
I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja
Laying in bed at night thinking about EVERYTHING
Oh Google, you always seem to know what I mean to spell...
Why can I do it PERFECTLY until I go show someone?
Never Enough Cookie Dough In Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!
"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed."
I really wanna talk to you, but I get paranoid and think I annoy you
I tell a funny story. No one laughs...IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OKAY?!
"Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Oh, never mind..." NOOO TELLL MEEEE!!!!!
FAKING SICK FROM SCHOOL: WE ALL DO IT OR DID IT ;)
Missing someone and wondering if they miss you too
DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU; YOU CALL YOURSELF A EXPLORER?!
Listening to a certain song over and over again :D
Friday, last period, 2 minutes to go til the bell rings...BEST FEELING EVER!! :)
Walking in a room and forgetting why you entered
Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :)
As soon as the headphones are in, I'm in my own little world...
I love it when I find a song that matches my exact mood :)
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freakin' soda"
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
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