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GRYFFINDOR:
[x]You’ve never done illegal drugs. (or drugs at all)
]You have a lot of friends
]You get along with everyone
]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[x]You love soccer
[x]You love baseball
[x]You’re into writing and art
] Favorite music genre is pop rock
]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
]One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[x]Good grades at school
]One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x]You plan on going to college/university

TOTAL: 6

HUFFLEPUFF:
[x]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x]You laugh a lot.
]You like to follow trends.
[x]Politics suck.
[x]You love to swim
]Water polo is awesome
]Pink is one of your favorite colors
]Black is morbid & depressing
]You’re an optimist.
]You’re completely straight edged.
]You’re very emotional
[x]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 6

RAVENCLAW:
[x]You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x]You love to read.
[x]You appreciate theatre & arts.
]Sports suck.
]You’re shy.
[x]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
]Hate is completely unneeded.
]Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x]Lying is sometimes okay
[x]Blue is one of your favorite colors.
]Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 7

SLYTHERIN:

[x]There’s at least one person you hate.
[x]Basketball is a good sport.
]Football is amazing.
[x]Black is a cool color.
[x]You’ve lied about something serious.
[x]You’re a very deep person.
]You have considered suicide.
[x]Very loyal.
[x]You like metal.
]They make school seem more important than it is.
[x]You’re scared to grow up.
]You’ve done drugs in the past month
[x]Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x]You have trust issues.
[x]Guilty until proven innocent.

Total=11

Chinese Horoscope

DO NOT CHEAT, OR IT WON'T WORK, AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TO TRY THIS. DO NOT READ AHEAD. IT'S WORTH IT...

1.Get pen & paper.

2.When choosing names, make sure they are REAL PEOPLE that you ACTUALLY KNOW.

3.Go w/ your FIRST INSTINCTS! (Very important for accurate results).

4.Scroll down ONE LINE AT A TIME. DON'T READ AHEAD

5.On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1-11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

6.Next to NUMBERS 1 & 2, write down ANY 2 NUMBERS you want.

7.Next to NUMBERS 3 & 7, write down the names of TWO MEMBERS of the OPPOSITE SEX. (If gay, SAME SEX names)

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD, OR IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT.

8.Write down ANYONE'S NAME (friend or family) next to 4, 5, and 6. DON'T CHEAT.

9.Write down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11.

10. Finally, MAKE A WISH. Are you ready? ...

HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME: The number of people that LIKE YOU is found in SPACE 2.

The person in SPACE 3 is the one YOU LOVE.

The person you LIKE but the relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7.

YOU CARE MOST about the person you put in SPACE 4 .

The person in SPACE 5 is the one that KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

The person in SPACE 6 is YOUR LUCKY STAR.

The song in SPACE 8 matches w/ the person in SPACE 3.

The song in SPACE 9 is for the person in SPACE 7

The 10th SPACE tells you the MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND.

And 11 is the song telling you HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE.

NUMBER ONE is your LUCKY NUMBER.

Repost this w/n AN HOUR of reading this. If you do, YOUR WISH WILL WILL COME TRUE.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I USED TO CUT so I MUST be EMO.

If you have walked into a room and then absolutely forgotten what you went in there to do, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, resurrected, and then run over again, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm a nerd because I like to read.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If catalogs make you sad cause you can never get everything you want, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a whole catalog of random facts filed away in your head and you bring them up randomly just the see the looks on people’s faces, add this to your profile.

Why do we drive on parkways but park in driveways?

Why do they put flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?

If a word was spelled incorrectly in a dictionary how would we know?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If pro is the opposite of con, what’s the opposite of progress?

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects post this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this into your profile if you're on of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, post this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends have no idea what your talking about half the time, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like randomness, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you randomly quote Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Alec and Jane are cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of kids come from broken families, if you like COOKIES, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you had a choice between human and vampire, and you would choose vampire, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are madly in love with a Twilight character copy this on your profile

If you are alive, copy and paste this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to you're profile.

If you've ever argued with yourself and lost, copy and paste this into your profile.

85 percent of the people who read Harry Potter think Luna Lovegood is crazy. If you are a part of the 15 percent that thinks she rules, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you are a klutz, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, put this in your pro.

If you love rain, put this into your profile.

For all of you who dont know, stupitity killed the cat and curiosity was framed. If you didn't know this,copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there was a 'watch your step' sign, put this in your pro.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
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Coward by Gueneviere reviews
Kingsley Shacklebolt, Auror and Order member, is a man of deep integrity. He lives by the rules, knows right from wrong, and has never been tempted to stray. Until he starts lusting after a teenage witch, that is. Tonks had always warned him that his self-denying righteousness would make him snap one day. [1/2015: Not Abandoned! Read Profile Notes and 'Coward' prequels].
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Matters of the Heart by K M Marie reviews
IN-PROGRESS - In Hermione's seventh year, she is required to participate in an apprenticeship in a subject of her choosing. The results of her decision are nothing like she would have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,581 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Exasperation: Just Your Average Love Story by toavoidconversation reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl, leading to a little tension at times, to put it lightly. Planning the Yule Ball together brings interesting results...Told in the form of owl correspondence/notes. Rated for occasional strong language. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,257 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Love You by elilover2 reviews
Drarry oneshots! SLASH! Draco/Harry! Didn't know what to call it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Perfect Partner by ViolaFable reviews
Hermione tired of being alone and seeing others happy decides to try a dating service. What will happen and who will be her perfect partner?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,461 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dear Rodolphus by Gamma Orionis reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Rodolphus finds a letter from his wife. Written for Stiricide's Letters from the Dead Competition on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
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Diary of A Rocker by Strawberry-Green-Girl reviews
Oh God… Mom liked the idea of Greg writing in that stupid journal so much that she decided to up and get me one too. Seriously, a freaking diary? I'm a senior in high school. What was she thinking? Rated for language.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Rodrick H.
Dismantle Repair by shamrocker531 reviews
DM/HP - How a random meeting in a coffee shop can change everything. Non-magical. Draco/Harry, some Draco/Cedric, Harry/Oliver - Warning: Explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 160,500 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kiss Me Goodbye by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, happiness found in tragedy and tragedy born from ecstasy. A life lived beyond the realm of reality. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Getting to Know You by coonassblondie reviews
Hermione gets to know Charlie on a more personal level.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3391 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
What's A Girl To Do? by coonassblondie reviews
Hermione briefly recounts how she and Draco came to be together, and how Harry was involved. Written for the HP Triangles exchange on LJ. Brief mentions of lovemaking, rated for such.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4279 - Favs: 5,942 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Casual Observer by coonassblondie reviews
Bill and Charlie run into Hermione in a muggle pub during their night out on the town. Threesome: Bill/Hermione/Charlie. Not for the young or faint of heart. Rated M for a reason. Written as a gift for JadeCharmer at LJ for HP porninthesun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie by coonassblondie reviews
Hermione is having a hard time dealing with Sirius' death, and Remus notices. AU to DH, Remus/Hermione pairing. Adult scenes ahead. Don't like 'em, don't read 'em.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
It's Party Time! by coonassblondie reviews
Hermione has a flat-warming party, and the guests get up some naughty games. The players learn lots about each other, their likes and dislikes, and what they really want. HG/CW/FW/GW. AU to DH obviously , mostly humor. High on pheromones, low on plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Hermione's Headache by coonassblondie reviews
Hermione wakes up late with a headache, how can Charlie help her. HGCW, PWP. High on pheremones, low on plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Wedding Gifts by OMariquitaO reviews
It's Hermione s and Ron s wedding day and Lucius has a very special gift for them. [Translation]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 157 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Only the Cold by blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whore by Gueneviere reviews
Malfoys aren't stalkers—Draco just happens to enjoy following Hermione Granger everywhere. Blaise notices and dares him to shag her by the end of the week. Draco is determined to make Granger his whore. And Malfoys always get what they want. Right? Dramione. Prequel to "Whipped," sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/4/2007 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
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I Solemnly Swear That We Are Up To No Good reviews
Fred and George are brothers. Twins, in fact. And they're as close as best friends...no, even closer. They're in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Twisted reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange wasn't always in love with darkness. But, things changed her...and darkness is the best place to hide.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Bellatrix L.
It Shouldn't Feel Right reviews
Hermione didn't have feelings for Professor Snape...right? And she was sure that he didn't have any for her...did he? And if he did, it shouldn't feel so right...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Resisting Temptations reviews
When Hermione Granger's best friend and long time crush, Ron Weasley, and his girlfriend, Lavender Brown, break up, Hermione thinks that maybe they can finally be together. But then Draco Malfoy comes along and turns everything upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,934 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete