Author has written 17 stories for Darkest Powers, and Virals.
My name is Jess. I like cupcakes, werewolves, books, swimming, watching tv, werewolves, wolves, hot guys, funny internet videos, makeup, writing, werewolves, computers, jewelry, stuffed animals, peace signs, comfy chairs, people that are so stupid they're funny, funny quotes, werewolves, and did I mention werewolves?
I LOVE music!!! That includes singing! :D
I'm a girl (and I'm proud of it!)
My favorite colors are silver, purple, black, spiceberry, and green.
I look older than I really am.
I'm an introverted pessimist.
I was born in Alaska!
I've had twelve boyfriends (not all at once! I'm not like that!)
I hate those stupid stereotypes- I get a lot of crap at school because of my religion. (I do NOT eat babies! It's just wrong! (I don't do any kind of sacrifce either, and I am NOT evil.))
I have a mutt named Gonzo
I love all animals
I really love guys with a six pack or higher *swoon*
I HATE school (I do whatever I can to stay home)
I love to write
I LOVE Darkest Powers by Kelley Armstrong. Thank you, Kelley!
D is for Derek
A is for a*-kicking witches
R is for running away
K is for koolest series ever!!!
E is for Eh, Simon's not as hot as Derek
S is for sexy werewolves
T is for Tori
P is for powers
O is for OH MY DEREK
W is for witches
E is for Edison Group
R is for Rae
S is for Simon
IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, copy and paste this into your profile
I thougt this was adorable so read!!!
Girl) Am I pretty?
The boy grabbed her arm
(Boy) You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.
I won't get the joke today. But don't worry. Tomorrow it will be funny.
Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's darn right hilarious.
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MUAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny!:P
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, post this into your profile
NORMAL PEOPLE rely on construction people to tear down buildings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
Article 1: The Kiss
1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3.Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
The Three Steps
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article 3 :
1.Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
Girls Don't Realize These Things...
But most of all...
you're a guy and you agree with this, copy and paste this in your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If you're one of the few girls with enough balls to copy and paste this in your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste this in your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Set all the alarm clocks into go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security& use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in arack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
I am cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98
Pass it on if you're in love with a green eyed werewolf or a vampyre who can't miss his target
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Pass supernatural on if you love stories with things that are inhumanly possible
My tire was thumping
I thought it was a flat
But when I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat
Heard your wife left you
How sad you must be
But don't fret about it-
She moved in wth me
Looking back on the years
That we've been together
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband
How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
I've always wanted to have:
Someone to hold,
Someone to love.
After having met you...
I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
As the days go by,
I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...,
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia.)
You look great for your age.
When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you keep your promise.
We have been friends
For a very long time.
Let's say we stop!
I'm so miserable without you
It's almost like you're here.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
Your friends and I wanted to do
Something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
So your daughter's a hooker
And it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side;
it's really good pay!
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