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Author has written 9 stories for Metalocalypse, Team Fortress 2, and Batman the Animated Series.

Out with the old, preparing for the new.

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Black & White by crowscrow reviews
Madness comes in all colors and contrasts, shapes and sizes. Like the pieces of a chess game, Jonathan Crane and Jervis Tetch find themselves the pawns of fate's perverse whims… and each others' fractured hearts. *Slash*
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 149,410 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter
Madder, Maddest by OnceTwiceTimeThing reviews
Two of the city's most infamous "power couples" develop a violent rivalry, putting both relationships under pressure and disturbing several alliances in the process. JokerxHarley and HatterxScarecrow, but other cast mainstays include Ivy, The Riddler, and Arnold Wesker. T rating will apply in later chapters.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Jonathan C., Mad Hatter] [Harley Q., Joker]
Dixie by DemonFox38 reviews
She's out in Harvest, if you ever want to visit her. You're lucky you didn't meet her, kid. She was a true menace, and nothing could stop her. God help you if she ever fell in love with you. A tenth class deconstruction.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Spy - Complete
Welcome to Arkham by Trumpeteer34 reviews
Jervis Tetch has been sent to Arkham Asylum. What exactly happens in the time between his arrests and his escapes?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,948 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Mad Hatter
Madness by Trumpeteer34 reviews
A late-night phone call leads Jonathan Crane to wonder just how mad the Mad Hatter really is.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,589 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
Coffee by Jack Velvet reviews
Coffee. Crane. Killer Croc. Coffee. Crane. Cover-up. Cover blown. Crane/Wayne slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,557 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane
Do You Play? by Esperata reviews
My first venture into Batman fanfics, featuring two of my favourite villains - Scarecrow and the Mad Hatter. As the King said 'Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end'.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 48,705 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
Hail To The King by Shampaggin
Gearcentric; Charles discovers the real lyrics to a song he heard as a child thanks to one very drunk Klokateer, and one very defeated Klokateer.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Possessive by GreyLiliy reviews
Jonathan Crane has never felt this way before. And he'd make sure the man who caused this feeling took full responsibility. Scarecrow x Wayne.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane - Complete
Military Intelligence by RadarRun reviews
The Battle of the Sexes, shotguns and ten-dollar petunias, now in one handy-dandy package!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Soldier, Pyro - Complete
Midnight Shift by The Illegible reviews
Enemy mine. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Rooftop by murderofonerose reviews
Charles is back. Nathan doesn't know what to make of this.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Hangover by CrystallicSky reviews
After the party comes the hangover...and some other stuff. N/C, ONESHOT
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Somebody to Love by Six31 reviews
Dethklok and Ofdensen hang out at a Midwest bar. On karaoke night.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/23/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Nothing To Fear by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
Jonathan Crane AKA: The Scarecrow, Is Forced To Share his cell with a certain Mad Hatter. SCARECROW X MAD HATTER
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,565 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
A Brutal Yarn by CrystallicSky reviews
Even the lead singer of the most brutal band in the world can be totally whipped by his mother into being unbrutal. N/C, ONESHOT
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Indispensable by CrystallicSky reviews
People of the CFO's caliber were irreplaceable. N/C, post-Season Two AU, written prior to Season Three premiere-
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Halloween Hassles by CrystallicSky reviews
It's rough being Dethklok's manager on Halloween... N/C
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
WeekendKlok by madwriter223 reviews
A Knubbler Fic The journey towards work is never as... interruption-filled as one during the weekend in Mordhaus. Pure Humor and Silliness. There may be some mistakes, ignore them.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2009 - W. Murderface - Complete
Sludgebath by madwriter223 reviews
There was nothing better than a sludgebath in the middle of summer." Pre Nathan/Charles, with the addition of other pairings to spot them one has to try, though. Humor and Fluff, written for Summer is Brutal theme on Brutal Bussiness, LJ.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Pivotal Moments by Larien Mithrandir reviews
Ofdensen has a change of heart as Mordhaus burns. Rated T for language and violence. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/22/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
KinkKlok by madwriter223 reviews
Charles gets a gift from Nathan. He needs to be further conviced to it, though. Humor, Cross-Dressing, Nathan/Charles established. Written for the School is Brutal theme on Brutal Bussiness.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Oh, the MarySueNess by madwriter223 reviews
The most horrible has happened - there was a Sue in Mordland. What to do with someone so fine, and grand? Try to get rid of her, you say? Okay, we'll try. Written for the Mery-Sue Must Die contest on MordHaus. It won, btw. Humor, Death, Blood
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - W. Murderface - Complete
Such A Fine Ass by madwriter223 reviews
The secret debate of whose ass is nicer escalates. Humor, obviously. Nathan/Charles, slight Knubbler/Murderface, A lot of booze, the works.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Murderface's New Girlfriend by madwriter223 reviews
Skwisgaar, why are you hiding under my desk?" Humor, slight romanse, beware of Susan. And I mean BEWARE. Oh, and slight slash at the end, of the Nathan/Charles variety.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, W. Murderface - Complete
Redefine by The Forbidden Secrets reviews
Oneshot: Nathan/Charles. Charles was different then most managers and to Nathan, Charles meant more to him then to the rest of the band combined. The CFO just needed to know.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Their Drunk Manager by madwriter223 reviews
With everyone passed out drunk or so he thought what's a manager to do? Post da drinking binge, slight Nathan/Charles.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
KindergartenKlok by madwriter223 reviews
written for Brutal Bussiness theme - School is Brutal To be truly kickass, one must be born kickass. Drabble, Humor, DethKlokChildren in school uniforms. Brutal.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Never Have I Ever by CrystallicSky reviews
While playing a classic drinking game, the metal band Dethklok ends up revealing a bit more to one another than was originally intended. N/C, VERY MILD S/T, ONESHOT
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Published: 10/15/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Beyond Bed and Bath by CrystallicSky reviews
Charles receives a rather untimely phone call... N/C, ONESHOT
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/5/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Klokwork Brutality by CrystallicSky reviews
Because in Mordhaus, brutality DOES happen like Klokwork. N/C, ONESHOT
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Better Than Sex on Fire by CrystallicSky reviews
Charles was fairly sure he didn't know this woman; he was just as sure, in fact, that she was not his wife, either. LIGHT NATHAN/CHARLES, MARY SUE DEATH/GORE, MARY SUE MUST DIE CONTEST ENTRY
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/6/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Raindrops by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
Jonathan Crane Watches The Rain And Wonders What The Infamous "Mad Hatter" Is Doing To Him... Jonathan X Jervis
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Ginger by WingedPig reviews
Written for the Rorschach kink meme. Full prompt within. Dan/Rorschach slash. IC ? , slight AU, now with added LEMON!
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
En Flambe by Ofdensocks reviews
In times of crisis, everyone protects what, to them, has the most value.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Jean-Pierre - Complete
It's Mine Now by X5 - 452 reviews
Entry for the Epic Contest. Twenty years after Breaking Dawn. Leah gets some unexpected and unwanted visitor's one night. But this is her life now. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Leah, Bella - Complete
A Bullet Ridden Valentine by Tendo Rei reviews
Jervis Tetch doesn't know the meaning of the word no. Jonathan Crane is well aware of this. That's why he's running.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Compromise: I Remember You Well by TorinoBunny reviews
What if Rorschach had decided differently in the wreckage of Karnak? Why would he make such a choice, and what would it mean for himself, Daniel and Veidt's brave new world? Daniel/Walter, spoilers for the graphic novel.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Group Therapy by Chichimeca Pear reviews
Crack/Slash. Jervis and Jonathan sneak an impromptu therapy session with Dr. Leland. Will she be able to resolve their petty relationship problems in just 15 minutes? Are dormice fit to operate heavy machinery? The answer to both is a resounding HELL, NO.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Mad Hatter, Jonathan C. - Complete
Sick by HillBot reviews
Nathan takes care of a sick Charles.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Hunched And Blinded Drabbles by Shampaggin reviews
Metalocalypse. 100 & 200 word stories of the biggest entertainment force in the universe. Ratings will change by drabble.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008
Crichtonklok by Shampaggin reviews
Charles pays a visit to someone very important to, but largely ignored by, those who consider themselves experts on Viking society.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Weelcum Back by 3lbsponge reviews
The boys surprise Charles.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
A Rock and a Hard Place by LingeringLuminosity reviews
“I’m going to imprint on this rock,” she announced to no one in particular, fixing her eyes on the rounded pebble she held in her hand so hard they began to water.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Social Butterfly With Fangs by BiteMeTechie reviews
Jervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Riu Riu Chiu by Shampaggin reviews
Metalocalypse; Ofdensen makes an intriguing discovery on Christmas Eve.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Jamklok by Shampaggin reviews
Metalocalypse. Forget the butter, jam endorsements are where it's at! Some Nathan/Charles fun to brighten your day.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/31/2008 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Dethbeds by Shampaggin reviews
Metalocalypse. The Dethklok boys rarely sleep for the sake of sleeping, unless they happen to be on tour. Mild N/C slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
In a box by Shampaggin reviews
Metalocalypse. It's not Christmas, but Nathan's heart is open wide. Short, slashy V-day fun!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Condemned by That Vintage Dress reviews
Finally you cry because you know that you will never escape from loving him. A different kind of QuilClaire story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Undermined by That Vintage Dress reviews
He's smiling at you, for you, your smile, and you know that you'll carry on loving him and grieving him for the rest of your life. Leah Clearwater. Heartbroken and undermined.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Green Looks Good by triedunture reviews
The new radiologist on Wilson's team makes a play for his boss. House no likey. House growly. HW slash
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Who Stole the Tarts? by Tendo Rei reviews
A latenight murder of one of Gotham's elite, two suspects who claim to hate each other. What's really going on? contains slashy goodness
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
What's In a Name? by Katriena Knights reviews
In which Mulder and Bill Scully Jr. finally bury the hatchet, more or less. Post-Existence, pre S9
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/2/2002 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
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Stress Relief
Exhausted after the day's battle but unable to sleep, the Engineer tries an alternative method to relax.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Engineer - Complete
Doktor Assisted Drabbles reviews
100 and 200-word tales of RED vs BLU, with a focus on Heavy and Medic. All classes not named in canon are OCs. Rating may increase with future entries.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Heavy, Medic
Dark Deco Drabbles reviews
100 and 200 word tales from Gotham and the DCAU, with a focus on the Rogues Gallery. Rating may increase with furture entries.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Mad Hatter, Jonathan C.
Holding Out for a Hero
James Grishnackh's secretary has been waiting for a knight. She never expected one like this.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Complete
Making Yous Metal reviews
Dethklok prepares their newest member for his first show.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Kloked Out reviews
Being a bodyguard has its perks.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Greenhouse Effect reviews
Robots must be kept at room temperature and require special handling.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
Sheepskin reviews
Metalocalypse. Charles has a dream sometimes...
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
So Why Don't You? reviews
Metalocalypse. Everybody loves a clown, so why is Charles tirelessly dedicated to their punishment?
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete