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I had somewhat of a profile going, then I deleted it cause I wrote all back when I was 12. So, there really isn't much to say.

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The Man in the Elevator by MountainTop76 reviews
Bella lives for her morning elevator ride, and the sexy stranger she shares it with, but what will happen one night when she works late? Contest entry for the Control. Possess. Seduce. Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,622 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 3/12/2016 - [Bella, Edward]
Twins are NOT the same by JoanneCullen reviews
Isabella is the good girl who has the sweetest boyfriend, and is making her way to college. Izzy is the bad girl who didn't even finish High School and is just finishing her jail sentencing. College brings trouble to Isabella, and Izzy makes it to her just in time. Izzy has more tricks up her sleeve then a magician, and there all used for revenge. This story is unlike the original.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,835 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/13/2015 - [Bella, Edward] Eric, Riley
Whispers by hereforthestories11 reviews
New in the tiny, dirty town of Forks, Edward decides to play a rumor game with the students in school. His whispers turn into something that alienates him and the local troublemaker, Bella Swan. United they may have a chance to escape the town and the people bent on destroying them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 74,347 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Bella, Edward
Uncharted Territory by SpringHiller09 reviews
Edward's life is picture perfect and Bella is barely able to pull herself together. Senior year starts and Edward suddenly has the desire to get to know her better, but doing that is going to be a lot harder than he had thought. All EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,474 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Bella, Edward
Invictus by Moonchild707 reviews
With her father dead and nothing more than a truck full of boxes, Bella Swan embarks on a journey to California. Fuelled by distant dreams brought to her through an old letter from her estranged brother, Bella finds that the Golden State is not all sunny beaches and blowing palm trees. A story about reuniting after tragedy, and about what it means to be family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,586 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Bella, Emmett
Show Me How by Undasque reviews
She didn't want help—which was fine because she didn't have anyone she could rely on. There was no family and no friends—they'd moved on and had their own lives to live. She only wanted to be left alone,but fate had other plans for her. OOC, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,006 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Hotwired by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Geeky robotic bio-engineer, Edward Cullen, decided to build his dream girl, modeling her after his high school crush, Bella Swan. His equally geeky and genius brother, Emmett, messed with her programming. Why else would his bot be acting so strange...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,958 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 3/4/2016 - Bella, Edward
Suit Girl by counselor reviews
He's just an employee. She's all buttoned-down, fiance in the bag. He's just charming Edward, the third-wheel with his cheap bottles of wine. So what is Jacob all upset about? He's not her obsession. He's a bit of a distraction, but she's not a two-timer. She's his boss. That's all. And she's so tired of defending it. Especially to herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,259 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Complete
Condemned to Us (Not Such A Bad Thing) by cruiz107 reviews
"Don't act like it's a bad thing to fall in love with me.'Cause you might look around and find your dreams come true, with me Spent all your time and your money just to find out that my love was free." Bella's selfish decision will tie Edward to her for at least eighteen years, but some people refuse to be bound.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,708 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 2/14/2015
The OD Patient by AuntiePanda reviews
Bella Swan has been slowly destroying herself since Edward left her, but its all about to change when she goes too far and overdoses, ending up as Carlisle's patient in the ER...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,025 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Bella, Edward
Kush by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"One hit will make you change your mind."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,488 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evergreen Loop by Vican reviews
The downside of high school: cafeteria food sucks, and sometimes, you're cast as the weirdo. On the bright side, sometimes Edward Cullen is your best friend. Even if it is a secret.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,244 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Bella, Edward
All The Right Moves by nictaylor97 reviews
Bella is a dancer at Lucky Devil Lounge in Portland, paying her way through college to become a doctor. One night, a man comes in asking for her, and leaving her with the biggest tip she's seen in her two years there. They live in their bubble in the club, but what happens when their bubble is burst one day when Bella's clumsiness gets the best of her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,315 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 1/3/2016 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Come Undone by GemmaH reviews
I know everything about Isabella Marie Swan - the girl is an open book - but what she knows about me could be scrawled on a flyleaf, large and untidy, and still have blank space below it. I flip back and forth between happiness at her lack of awareness guilt that she's so much in the dark. She never pushes, never questions. I guess I know she's afraid to ask.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,575 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Bella, Edward
Meant To Be by Nadine Masen Whitlock reviews
*Complete* AU AH Edward has known Bella her entire life; he has watched her change from child to woman. But when friendship gives way to lust, how much harm can one kiss do? *Winner of the May to December Romance Contest's Most Forbidden romance award*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,352 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 2/25/2015 - [Bella, Edward] Charlie S. - Complete
Three's a Crowd? by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** What would you do if the hottest guy you've ever met propositioned you? What would you do if he already had a girlfriend? ** #5 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Sep 2016 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 131,152 - Reviews: 4725 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Bella, Edward] Tanya - Complete
Show, Don't Tell by Nolebucgrl reviews
Phone sex operator Isabella Swan's, typical night takes a turn with her last phone call of the evening. Her sexy caller gives her more than she anticipated. What happens when real life collides with fantasy? Contest entry for the Control, Possess, Seduce Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,451 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Bella, Edward
Love in a Bubble by gabby1017 reviews
Edward and Bella are in a car accident that renders Bella into a coma. Edward visits her every day, talking to her about anything and everything. While Bella sleeps, she plays out all of Edward's conversations as though they were dates; both falling in love in a bubble. This story was my contribution for the compilation, 'Words of Love for Meli' for Meil of Meli's Stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,200 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Boot Camp by EdwardAteMyPuppy reviews
"You think this is fun and games Bird? You may be small, but I assure you half of these big mother *%#@ers are healthier than you are." I wanted to kick him in his shin and lick his face at the same time. Wait, why the hell did he just call me a Bird? –Boot Camp has never been this entertaining. Or sexy. ExB AH, Citrus, Language, and just plain ol' good times!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,596 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Normality by xXHiddenSecretXx reviews
"I'm not normal." I don't even realise I've said the words out loud at first. Those words that often worm their way through my mind, that have been instilled into me from birth by Mother. His words shock me. "And what defines normal for you?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,888 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Bus Stop by Edward's Eternal reviews
It's Bella's birthday. A badly fitted skirt, a cocky passenger and some unwanted help make this a bus ride, and a day she never expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,717 - Reviews: 5289 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Kind of Crazy by Miss AlyB reviews
"Did I lock the door? Did I wash my hands? Did I lock the door? Did I wash my hands?" With all these obsessive thoughts in her head, she never had room to believe in love. What happens when an overweight, emotionally damaged boy with beautiful green eyes walks into the life of a girl with extreme obsessive compulsive disorder? Read to find out! Read, love, REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,512 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Bella, Edward
Something: The Story of Sasha McCartney by Fearlessheart19 reviews
In 1957, after her parents' divorce, Sasha McCartney, moves to her half-brother Paul's hometown of Liverpool, England. There she meets a rebellious teenage John Lennon, but things get complicated when the band decides to go to Hamburg to pursue their music. A few years later, she finds love in an old friend, and John's jealously forces them all into a full-fledged love triangle…
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 103 - Words: 203,563 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Complete
Just Right For Me by archy12 reviews
Bella plans to ensnare Jasper into a proposal, but ends up getting married to his brother Edward. How will she adjust to the unexpected, especially when Edward apparently has the mind of a twelve-year old? AH/Slightly OOC. ( Now a part of the Featured Fics on TwiFanfictionRecs and one of the Top Ten stories of the month!)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 96,233 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vicious by illarione reviews
She was kidnapped to be given to the most dangerous killing machine in the world as an additional reward of his successful mission.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,386 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,143 - Reviews: 4826 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 5,680 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dusk by BLBabe reviews
This is the story of Beckham Swan, an average 17 year old boy who moves to Forks, WA to live with his father after his mother remarries. Follow him on his romantic and drama filled adventure as he deals with shape-shifters and the handsome and mysterious vampire, Edward Cullen, and his family. Things are gonna get rather crazy for this once Phoenix boy. (Edward/MALE!Bella) {SLASH!}
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,569 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Edward, OC
Cherry by JennaRay reviews
I was incarcerated for six years. Now I'm free, back in a town that hates me, and all I want is a piece of cherry pie from the chief's wife and a piece of ass from his daughter. Both are sweet enough to land me back in jail, but I'm Edward Cullen and I don't give a fuck. *entry for the Control Possess Seduce contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,997 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 408 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Balançoire by gemini13me reviews
"Perfect balance is like a razor's edge; it can be found only in the Self." - Sri Sri Ravi Shankar.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,027 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Woods by Oprah Winfrey reviews
A serious case of writer's block, an isolated cabin in the mountains, and a mysterious, surly stranger who is not looking for company. Mature Content. Very AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,658 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 2,691 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Bella
Dark Paradise by allihavetodoisdream reviews
She lives in a make-believe world of open roads and endless freedom to escape an addiction-riddled mother and a grabby older man with sick intentions. Adrift in a place of uncaring hearts, she makes her getaway. She finds a ratty old motel, late night smokes, a new life, and a boy with a past as clouded as her own. A boy with a dark gentleness too beautiful to ignore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,119 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Bella, Edward
Lover Of The Light by vampbirch reviews
"There's this new girl in town. I call her Brightside. Emmett likes her, but he says she smells like trees. I think she smells good, like lavender... anyway, I think she's going to have my baby." A story about a boy who made a mistake. Or two. AU-AH, short chapters/frequent updates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 82,346 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Simple as This by bicyclesarecool reviews
Bella Swan is just trying to get through her senior year, she doesn't want to talk about her absent mother or the amount of art books on her bookshelf. Especially not to Edward Cullen. Sometimes things aren't as complicated as they seem. A story of lost and found. exb, ah, ooc.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,230 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Librarian by spanglemaker9 reviews
Bella's found a creative way to use her degree, and it's going great. Until Eddie Masen crosses her desk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 346 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lady Killer by awkwxrd reviews
Edward Cullen's a narcissistic prick who screws anything that has lady parts: I hate him. But that doesn't mean I'm not significantly attracted to him, even if he calls me his sweetheart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,559 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 7/15/2015 - [Bella, Edward]
The Man Next Door by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** When Edward Cullen is released from prison, 18-year-old Bella becomes fascinated by her new next door neighbor. But is this strong young woman strong enough to handle his past? ** MAY TO DECEMBER ROMANCE CONTEST ENTRY ** #2 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Sep 2015 on TwiFanfictionRecs ** #7 in Top Ten Completed Fics for ALL of 2015 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,684 - Reviews: 4630 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Our Own Way by starkat1978 reviews
For better or worse, for richer or for poor. Those are the vows Bella and Edward take. In 2008 the recession hits their family and Bella becomes the primary bread earner in their family when Edward loses his job. Follow their journey as they learn to deal with the changes in their life and Bella's completely psychotic boss.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,763 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 7/22/2014
From Detention to Desire by Twihardforever627 reviews
He's the school hottie, cocky and arrogant. She's the school nerd, loner extraordinaire. She hates him. He doesn't know who she is. At first. What happens after one particular detention class? ExB. All human. Eventual lemons. First fic ever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,945 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Shift by RachelFish reviews
The start of Bella's senior year finds her at a new school missing old friends. Grades and graduation are her only priorities...until she meets Mase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,949 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015
Edward's Sister by Powered by 23 Kicks reviews
A coming-of-age story about a girl who loves until it hurts like crazy. Bella's schizoid imagination and tomboyish, adventuresome drive keeps her above water, despite physical and painful life setbacks. Quiet and dark like the night, she's capable of unexpected displays, much like a shooting star-she's just waiting for the right moment to be brave.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,423 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Squeeze by romycullen reviews
"I bit her collarbone and grabbed her jaw, pressing my fingers and wishing it'd been her throat." -Darkward, extremely OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Complete
Anyone Else But You by iambeagle reviews
Bella's clueless when it comes to men, especially her friend's boyfriend.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Bella, Edward
Lucky by Writinglo reviews
"Lucky I'm in love with my best friend… lucky we're in love in every way…" A story about love, friendship and growing up. Drabble-fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 28,672 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Bella, Edward
Finding My Thunder by counselor reviews
Coming of age 1960's. Bella keeps her mother's secrets. But she has some of her own, a love from childhood for the golden boy Edward, the one who no longer sees her. Soon they are tied by more than childhood history. It's a long dark road toward finding her thunder.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 3215 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The (Wet) DreamGirl by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella used to be Edward's babysitter. Now Edward's all grown up...and so are Bella's feelings toward him. Written for the May to December Romance Contest (and, surprisingly, winner of two awards: Best UST and Carrie ZM's Judge's Favorite).
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 318 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel Is A Centerfold by LyricalKris reviews
The Madonna-whore complex. The idea that women's sexual expression is limited to being virginal or being degraded. Or lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets? Pffft. Where's the fun in that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,983 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Free As A Bird by RoseByAnyOtherName215 reviews
Sadie's life's been bad for awhile. Could she possibly find a friend in a troublesome boy by the name of John Lennon? He shows her how to live life to the fullest and soon realizes he may need her as much as she needs him.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,303 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Awkwardly Yours by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,184 - Reviews: 3640 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fourth Floor by RobzBeanie reviews
Twenty-five-year-old Bella gets far more than she bargained for after a visit to the fourth floor of her company's office. Can Edward show her that appearances can be deceiving? ** WONKYWARD CONTEST WINNER - 1st Place Judges Vote; Favorite Story of Marvar, Cosmogirl, BellaFlan, Cappy, Nolebucgrl, and CarrieZM ** #9 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Sep 2014 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,814 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Heart Arcane by iambeagle reviews
There are people you get over. And then there's Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 2225 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunlight by KissKissCrush reviews
A year after graduating from Forks High School, Bella Swan is living a dull life as a waitress in a coffee shop. When an unusual stranger suddenly appears in town and begins frequenting her work she finds herself immediately drawn to him but it isn't until he starts to charmingly establish himself as an irreplaceable figure in her life that she discovers he's not quite human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,432 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Aro, Bella] - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4233 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 3,378 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 3000 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Longest Journey by Miss Mello reviews
Marit is excited beyond words when her uncle sends her back in time, but when she realizes she's stuck that excitment quickly ends. What was she going to do? When she meets and becomes friends with none other than the Beatles things change drastically. Marit goes on a lifelong journey back to the present, realizing that's perhaps not where she wants to be.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,273 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013
Eight Days a Week by Lovely Rita Harrison reviews
It's 1964 and The Beatles are conquering America. While in Florida, they meet two best friends, Stella and Grace. At the end of the boys' eight day stay, is it too late for love when the girls realize they've fallen for them? Read to find out! Collab between yours truly and the lovely Obscure Seance Rita!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,145 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Baby I'm Addicted by rosalice101 reviews
Up and coming author Edward Cullen is a recovering sex addict. He seems to have a taste for a certain type of women. So his publisher and best friend Alice finds him a ghost writer who is completely opposite to his usual kind, Bella swan is soft, rounded, not that tall, chubby and she does not take shit from anyone. Apparantely Edward is a closet chubby chaser too.. Mature readers
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,073 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Hollywood by allihavetodoisdream reviews
"She's Audrey Hepburn, and he's Cary Grant. She's Marilyn, and he's James Dean. She's timeless elegance, and he's old grace. She's searching, and he's already found, already taken. She's sixteen. And he's twenty-seven. But that doesn't matter. Not to a girl in love. Nothing matters, then." Edward & Bella in the definition of a forbidden relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,790 - Reviews: 3807 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grad Night by Bandwardcontest reviews
One last high school event changes Bella's life in ways she never imagined.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,869 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snapshots by LyricalKris reviews
When his older brother walked out on his girlfriend, Bella, on the worst night of her life, Edward was there to pick up the pieces. Jasper breezed back into town after being missing for three years to find his family had reformed around the hole he left behind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,211 - Reviews: 3879 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Babysitter by plummy reviews
Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carmen by ChiaraFerragni reviews
Carmen was the mystery, the other one was a dreamer. Both were cynical. Together they were reckless as they smoked their stuff and stayed up late at meadows till dawn, not giving a damn what people say. If only she wasn't just a little bit too much of everything then all would've been white clouds and rainbows. But it was different. For her, the rainbow always came before the rain.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,900 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013
Snapshots by Hoodfabulous reviews
When I stumbled and fell on the playground, he raced by, laughing at my embarrassment and kicking up dust with his Nikes. When I struggled with our high school curriculum, he breezed through each class without so much as cracking open a book. When I was down on my luck, he was always there to laugh at me. A birthday one-shot for Rumner Nikkiee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 159 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fanfiction Addicts and Review Whores by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella Swan is a closet fanfiction addict who lacks romance in her life, so she decides to create it online. After transitioning from fanfiction reader to fanfiction writer she butts heads online with TonyMazen69, a well-known smut writer in the Moonlight fanfiction world. What happens when the two bickering fanfiction writers meet during a three-day Moonlight Fanfic Convention?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,594 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight on the BLUE LAGOON by knicnort3 reviews
Bella was one of the popular sophomores in her high school, but when a class trip goes awry she finds herself marooned on a tropical island with Edward Cullen, the resident school geek. The two must overcome their differences and learn to work together in order to survive. If you're a fan of 'Twilight' and 'Blue Lagoon', this is the story for you! *more info inside* AH, AU, E/B
Crossover - Twilight & Blue Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,647 - Reviews: 4251 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Bella - Complete
Diary of a Teenage Lothario by RobzBeanie reviews
Follow one 15-year-old boy's quest to lose his virginity. A prequel to the fic "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Endings" ** FIRST TIME FUMBLES CONTEST - Validator GeekChic12's Choice **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Edward - Complete
Life Changing Experience by k8ln713 by FirstTimeFumbles reviews
Bella wants to finally lose her virginity and convinces Edward, her best friend, to be her first. Though they've never had any feelings whatsoever for each other, will this life-changing experience change all that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Bella - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by LyricalKris reviews
The quietest ones are the freaks at heart. Edward Cullen was a gorgeous nerd, but as Bella would soon discover, he had a gloriously filthy mouth. Written for the FandomForLLS Compilation
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 308 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Difficult Woman by einfach mich reviews
Leah Clearwater is not the kind of girl that goes for guys like Edward Cullen. In fact, she thinks he's an asshole and Edward's made it clear he hates her too. One drunken night changes everything. AU AH For the Parkaward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,060 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Leah, Edward
Rescission by GeekChic12 reviews
We met. We got off. We went home. We weren't lovers. We weren't even friends. We were f- buddies. It worked... Until it didn't. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 2,956 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show Me Yours, and I'll Show You Mine by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
A tattooed loner moves to a small town to appease his deceased mentor. He stumbles across a modest Isabella at church. He wants her but balks at the age difference, and there's nothing respectable about him. Is she as proper as he thinks, or does she just hide things well? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,439 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 231 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Man by kitchmill reviews
For three years, Bella has lusted after one of her clients, the beautiful, introverted pianist, Edward Masen. When a corporate error forces them together for the night, will Edward be able to offer her what she's really looking for in a man? A contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 236 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tough Girl by idle hands 418 reviews
My name is Rosaline Ophelia Poole. Rose if it's all the same to you. Well, here's a little tale about my life with my almost older brothers John, Paul, George and Ritchie. I hope you'll stick around to hear my story. It's a little long, so let's begin.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,732 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012
The Boy At Table Seven by LyricalKris reviews
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 7012 - Favs: 4,806 - Follows: 4,058 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brotherly Love by Leola Mae reviews
Edward's mother Elizabeth has recently married Bella's father Charlie. Everything's fine until he realizes what he feels for his new "little sister" is not exactly Brotherly Love. AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,808 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stubborn Love by VampiresHavebeagles reviews
She'll lie and steal and cheat, and beg you from her knees. She'll make you think she means it this time, tearing a hole in you. But I still love her. I don't really care. A story from iambeagle and VampiresHaveLaws.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,164 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Plan by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
Their plan was simple: They would pretend to date in order to make Jasper and Rosalie jealous. What could possibly go wrong? AH & OOC. M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Bella, Edward
Patience by RobzBeanie reviews
**COMPLETE ** Bella knew better than to get involved with one of her patients. But then she met Edward. ** TASTE OF THE FORBIDDEN II CONTEST ENTRY, NOW EXTENDED **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,583 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wedding Date by The Cullen's Secret reviews
Bella Swan is returning to Seattle for her cousin, Tanya's wedding. Afraid of confronting her ex-fiancé, Jacob Black, who dumped her unexpectedly two years before, she hires a top-drawer male escort, Edward Masen to pose as her new boyfriend. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,571 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fifty-Six by maxigrumpling reviews
Edward is a rake. A modern day 'guy' even though he's a 120 yr old vampire. What happens to a guy who meets a girl who isn't his type, but turns him inside out? He wants to tell you and he needs your advice on how to fix what he thinks is broken about himself. Stupid bugger doesn't realize he's not broken, somethings just been missing. Edw/Bella. Some rough sexual themes. Dom/Sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,453 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh Brother by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** Shy, orphaned Edward comes to live with his older brother and his wife to finish out his last year of high school, bringing with him a seven-year crush on his sister-in-law. ** TASTE OF THE FORBIDDEN CONTEST - Honorable Mention Judges Vote, Judges Favorite from SoapyMayhem ** #6 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Nov 2012 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,468 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Complicated by LyricalKris reviews
High school relationships are always more complicated than they should be. Usually, those complications are made up of the drama that is teenage life. Sometimes... it's really complicated. Edward and Bella were already there before the surprise of their young lives threw them into a life they weren't remotely prepared for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,975 - Reviews: 3317 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nobody's Little Girl by HelloElla reviews
A billionaire couple searches for their long lost daughter. A lonely, troubled young man finds and gives refuge to a homeless girl with no name. Paths are crossed and hearts are given, but you can't keep what was never yours.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,863 - Reviews: 5860 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 3,676 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Have I mentioned I effing hate Edward Cullen? by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
"He's the bane of my existence. The chip to my manicure. The pus to my pimple. The smell to my dirty laundry. So why did I find him so freaking sexy!" A story about the fine line between hate and lust. BXE, AH, OOC M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,775 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautifully Sacred by Ailisraevyn reviews
Broken after Edward left, Bella turns to pen and knife for release until a nomad leads her to new possibilities. Edward deals with his self-inflicted torment through music. But the tides of sorrow are strong, and they must both accept fate, or drown.Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,975 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feral by opal aline reviews
When Bella signed up for a summer archeology program, she thought she'd be exploring fossils and sedimentary rock. Little did she know, she would find herself the primary caretaker for a man with no verbal capacity or human interaction skills-a feral man
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,153 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 2,794 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Determined Heart by JenRar reviews
Eighteen-year-old high school senior, Bella Swan, falls for the unattainable: her twenty-eight-year-old English teacher, Edward Masen. Will they give in to the temptation of forbidden desire or walk the line of the law? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 147 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20252 - Favs: 12,262 - Follows: 7,045 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Larger Than Life by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
AH. Bella does not have deep-seated issues or a glandular condition. She's just a naturally larger girl who likes food. To her roommate, Edward, she's the most perfect girl on the planet and he's madly in love with her. It's just unfortunate that she's dating someone else.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Temptation Divine by Catastrophia reviews
Though Edward is married, he can't stop fantasizing about Emmett's intern. Emmett, his best friend and work partner, has warned him to stay away from her… from his little sister. She's only nineteen, he's thirty three. Will Edward take the apple from his Eve and succumb to her temptation?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,711 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Edward, Bella
Hardcover Paranormal Romance by badjujube reviews
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4200 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just the Three of Us by einfach mich reviews
Leah knew that college would change her life, but she wasn't prepared for how her roommates would turn her life upside down. AH Leah, Edward and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,670 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Leah
Need by Catastrophic Malfunction reviews
Teasing, taunting, sinfully sexual; all words to describe what she does to him, and him to her. The desire to give in, and take .The need to release. If only she wasn't his step-sister. If only their parents hadn't gotten married.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shame by Catastrophia reviews
It was a union that was never supposed to happen, an affair that took over her life and altered it. Unable to keep him from advancing, can Bella keep her brother-in-law away and save her marriage? Or should she give in on what could possibly be what was always meant to be? Perhaps fate will make the decision for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 172 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just a Number by LyricalKris reviews
Numbers are often invisible obstacles. For Edward, a significant age difference between him and Bella dictates the confines of their relationship. Can Bella teach him that sometimes a number is just a number?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,710 - Reviews: 3307 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Biggest Mistake, My Greatest Salvation by LyricalKris reviews
Edward has spent all of his thirty-two years trying to be the man his grandfather raised him to be. When he wakes up married to a young, scared, pregnant stranger, this is one mistake he won't leave in Vegas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,338 - Reviews: 6279 - Favs: 4,858 - Follows: 3,558 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7979 - Favs: 9,549 - Follows: 3,826 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chocolate Brown and Leather Whips by Krazyk85 reviews
Ladies man, Edward Cullen, is forever changed when he meets Bella Swan. When she ignores him relentlessly, he discovers the one possible way to get her attention. Can he be the sub that this Domme will want to keep? All EPOV, lemons- Subward/Domella Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 339,404 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Thirty by rbsschess reviews
Entry for the Birthdayward Contest. Edward is turning thirty - Jasper and Alice have quite the present for him. BDSM Storyline - read and review. Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meet the Family by rbsschess reviews
Edward needs a financee to take home to his family so he places a Craigslist as. Bella loses a bet and is forced to answer an ad. My entry to part II of the Craigslist Contest. I didn't win anything but I had fun with their banter. Thanks for reading.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 130 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Imagine if George picked you by WillowPillow reviews
Just felt like writing some fluffy smut. This is in second person so you get to imagine this is all you! You get picked by George for a night of awesome. Have fun! WARNING: do not read if you can't appreciate a little PWP. You've been warned...
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
Masen Days by purelyamuse reviews
Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He's a quiet, mysterious loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does? AH. 3rd Place Winner in the Boys on Boards contest! Now an EXPANDED multi-chap!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,922 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fine Line by kris salvador reviews
A vampire with a temper and another with a secret are forced into an unconventional union. Won 2nd place, AU, popular vote at the Truly Anonymous Twilight Contest. Warning: contains the usual.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 159 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
Running for Home by ooza reviews
Edward discovers his entire past is a fabrication. On his journey to uncover the truth he meets Bella, a young woman neglecting all responsibility for the first time in her life. Road trip! ExBxVolvo BPOV/EPOV AH AU OOC M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,212 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Seduction of Edward Cullen by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
Bella is a crude girl with a bad attitude. Edward is a good little church boy that Bella lusts after. Will she be able to seduce him? M for language, lemons, and corruption of innocence. OOC *Winner of Best Rosalie at The Sunflower Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,915 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over the Moon by agirlnamedben reviews
smutfluff for the TwiKinkFest. "They can be brother and sister, or just adopted. E is older. B is 17. E goes into B's room at night to watch her sleep... Preferably ending with..." you get the idea. fiction is fiction. love is love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Do You Want To Know A Secret? by Lovely Rita Harrison reviews
What happens when a girl from 2011 gets thrown back in time to Liverpool 1958 and meets three of the original Beatles? Will she fall for her favorite Beatle or will John steal her heart away? Find out in this time warped tale-Do YOU want to know a secret?
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,526 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Class Act by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Bella's English teacher, Mr. Cullen, can't stop looking at her like she's something to eat. She's cooking up quite the meal for him. Little does he know, revenge is a dish best served cold. But what if she has the recipe wrong? E/B. Canon couples. Drabble
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 30,765 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And I Love Her by MagicalMysteryGirl23 reviews
I go back in time and I meet The Beatles, are Paul and I falling for each other? And is George going to interfere? Read to find out! Not ATU
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2012
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 4,931 - Follows: 3,701 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parental Guardian by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
He was my forbidden fruit. A man so close, almost too close, yet so far out of reach. He loved me, took care of me, but did not crave me the same way I did him. I wanted everything, yet had nothing. But things were going to change. I could feel it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 121,198 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He's Lost Control by Fliegendamsel reviews
"I do have a sister. She's about your age," he went on, studying my face. "If I knew about some older guy, some guy my age, having the kind of thoughts about her, the kind of thoughts I have about you"…his eyes bored into me…"I'd kill him." AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,878 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 2,529 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5492 - Favs: 6,801 - Follows: 5,241 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by LyricalKris reviews
Edward's fall from grace destroyed not only his life, but the lives of those he loved the most. When he passes out teetering on the edge of total destruction and wakes up 17 again, how many times will he have to repeat the same day to set things right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,627 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La Bella Addormentata by einfach mich reviews
Bella gets a new job with a strange twist. Edward is a vampire with a very particular fetish. AU, OOC, Dark fun. Halloween Treat.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
nonsense and other various whatnots by SweetDulcinea reviews
A collection of random one-shots, drabbles, and short pieces. Various pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 20,677 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010
Watching You by Catastrophia reviews
Edward's been watching Bella for three years during college and now graduation is only one week away! Will he finally man up and ask her out, or will he be too late? E/B AU AH ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitemarks & Bloodstains by forthelongestday reviews
Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,034 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Blue Edward by Mrs. Cope reviews
What if blood weren't the only scent of Bella's that Edward smelled? How do you handle sitting next to someone who arouses your dormant sexual energy? A completed work.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 101,467 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Read To Me by dirtytalkingjasper reviews
Bella is in love with her audio books, or rather, the voice that narrates them. What happens when she mets the man behind the voice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4524 - Favs: 7,700 - Follows: 4,319 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fluid Mechanics by Catastrophia reviews
Virgin super kinky perv engineer, Dr. Edward Cullen has met his ultimate sexual fantasy in the flesh in pinup girl dressing fellow engineer, Dr. Bella Swan. Innuendos fly, but is Edward's geek factor too thick for Bella to get her point across? Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'd Rather See You Dead Little Girl by AblackbirdInStrawberryFields reviews
Luna, she's like any of us, loves the Beatles and the fanfiction. What if what happens in the stories she loves, actually happens to her?
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by krazi4TwiSaga reviews
27 yr old Bella, is an overnight manger at the Wal-Mart in Forks, having been away at school things have changed, little Edward Cullen, 17, has grown up and he s secretly crushing on B. Wonder where Edward s disappearing to at night. O/S Lemons AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Make Me Sweat by TheUnderStudy reviews
I was supposed to be giving her a workout, but thoughts of her thick body under mine were giving me some awesome solo sessions. - ENTRY FOR SPANKING THE MONKEY! CONTEST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
When We Fell by iambeagle reviews
"So, I stared at her and I laughed, because I was crazy for loving her, but that was the only thing that ever made sense to me."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Replace Me by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
There's a new family member in the Cullen household. What happens when the new member takes a liking to Edward. Watch as Bella and Edward fight for thier relationship with jealousy and broken hearts going around. Cullens are vamps One-Shot EXB Fluff R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8509 - Favs: 7,240 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Mess by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
Bella Swan is unattainable and that makes Edward want her all the more. One Shot, Loosely based off of Hot Mess by Cobra Starship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through My Eyes by Picklewinkle reviews
Best smut winner in the CURVACEOUS AND BODACIOUS BOMBSHELL FIC CONTEST. Edward thinks Bella is perfect the way she is. Now that he finally has the chance, he's going to prove it to her. Rated M. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 118 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Edward, Bella
Embrace by evilgiraffe82 reviews
"Why would anyone want this? Why would anyone want me?" Bella thinks she's got nothing to attract anyone, even herself. With a new friend to tell her like it is, will she realise that she's wrong? An entry for the Curvaceous and Bodacious Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sins I Have Yet to Commit by AmeryMarie reviews
She doesn't want to, but the flesh is so weak. How do you ask forgiveness for sins you haven't yet committed? Written for the Friday Free for All on Twilighted. O/S, Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Voice For Me by PachasPickMeUp reviews
Bella and Edward come from two different worlds; one of silence and one of sound. Fiesty Bella starts school at Forks High and turns jaded Edward's world upside down. Can they find their own voice through true love? AH, Canon pairing, and "M" for lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,643 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4257 - Favs: 3,911 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6092 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
About Last Night by 2Shaes reviews
Lies, betrayal, cat fights, girl drama and a little bit of romance. This was my entry for the FreeWriters and Readers One Shot Contest. Contest theme: Unlikely Pairings. Interested? AH/AU Rated M for language and content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
The Virginity Pact by tiffaninichole reviews
Winner of the Loving Bellsper Contest! A promise is kept, a façade is cracked and baby seals are saved. A romantic love story... kind of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bunker by readingmama reviews
As the bombs land around them, trapped together in a bunker, friends Bella and Edward have to make a choice. After all, no one wants to die before their prime.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Very Handy Vending Machine by eddiebell69 reviews
Edward Masen is the hot security guard where Bella Swan works, and they are just friends, but things get hot and steamy on his birthday. 2nd Place Winner of the Gotta Love A Man in Uniform One-Shot Contest. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Color of Love by alotmoreofmagic reviews
Edward was born into a family of slave owners. Bella was a slave. In the age they lived can love surmount impossible obstacles like race, color and slavery ? One of the Age of Edward 2010 Judges Winners
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Caught by kris salvador reviews
A sleeping Edward, a naughty Bella and a bunch of dancing food. Winner of the Bloodthristy Belles and Sinful Senoritas challenge. More on the sinful, fluffy side. One-shot. Reworked.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 108 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Heart of Darkness by einfach mich reviews
Edward's first time, and Bella's last. An entry for the Beyond the Pale contest. WARNING: EXTREME DISTURBING CONTENT! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR STOMACH . NO WUSSPERVS ALLOWED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
All I Ever Wanted by readingmama reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn, Rosalie's jealousy over Bella and Edward's happy ending drives her to choices that will effect both her and Emmett's future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,104 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
A Measure of Normal by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
A drabble on the measure of time between Twilight and New Moon where Edward and Bella try to date like a 'normal' couple and engage in 'normal' teen behavior. Happy Reading!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Wind by Marti1013 reviews
A Crack-fic based on a line from a story by booboo kitty, 'The Acclimation Diaries'. Poor Edward's thoughts one night while Bella sleeps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Right In Front of Your Eyes by readingmama reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen has been pining over the girl of his dreams for two years. Desperate to win her over he starts a band with his friends, hoping to play his way into her heart. Will his plan work, or will he see what has been right in front of his eyes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
An Itch You Can't Scratch: An Alternate Ending by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella's dealing with some personal issues. Too embarrassed to tell anyone, she decides to go to see the doctor alone. However the doctor that walks in, is not who she expected. Bella/Carlisle. WARNING: Medical Kink. This DOES contain sexual content/smut!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
An Itch You Can't Scratch by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella's dealing with some personal issues. Too embarrassed to tell anyone, she decides to go to see the doctor alone. However the doctor that walks in, is not who she expected. Bella/Carlisle. WARNING: Medical Kink. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward infiltrates Bella's vampire club. He tells her THE TRUTH-but she doesn't believe him. Silly, silly girl. Vamp. Pr0ny humor. Very pr0ny. Written for the Twi Kink Meme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper Flower by einfach mich reviews
Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dealing With Tanya by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
A oneshot when Tanya comes to visit, Bella shows her who Edward belongs to. Short and cute story. Bella's a little out of character, but stands up for her man. Fluff! Please review! I love reviews! I'll give you a cookie! :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
The Dangers of Dating A Vampire by wantmywifeback reviews
True love is hard. True love with a vampire is even harder. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile for update on search for wife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friction is Awesome by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
A little different, slightly more amusing... and unedited... look at the infamous leg hitch scene…sort of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7026 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vix2020 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let's Get Physical by gemmabobella reviews
Pure Fluff. AH AU Emmet/Bella Bella finds herself back in physical therapy after her latest encounter with the ground, and falls for her physical therapist Emmett. There will be no angst. pure fluff,short story M for language and citrusy goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,433 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Indecent Affairs by birobird93 reviews
Bella Swan is a new student at Forks High. She absolutely loathes school already. That is, until she has English class with a certain teacher...? What will become of her forbidden attraction? Will he reciprocate? JUICY! Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,352 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Spark by einfach mich reviews
Drabble very short : AU Breaking Dawn. Bella looses the baby. EMO ALERT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Leah's Spot by Reijilie reviews
**Lemon** Simple Blackwater Oneshot. Jake stumbles across Leah's, err, special spot in the forest. Post BD, no Loch Ness imprint.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8052 - Favs: 3,803 - Follows: 3,157 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Capturing the Flames by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Example one-shot for the “Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest.” Bella, an artist, decides to paint Edward, a fireman, for an art show. B/E Collaboration with Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show Me by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
An entry for *A Twilight Teasing Story Contest* Bella comes into her room, fresh from the shower, wrapped in only a towel, to find Edward lounging on her bed instead of out hunting like he's supposed to be. Slightly OOC Edward, but not too much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Testing the Waters by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
After talking with Carlisle, and with some insight from Alice, Edward thinks he and Bella should test the waters of their physical relationship before jumping in, head first, on their wedding night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Oh! The Horror! by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shampoo by hammondgirl reviews
Bella shares her first intimate experience with Edward. When she tries to reciprocate, everything falls apart at the seams. Will Edward explain what went wrong? Can they get back to where they were? An entry to the DTE contest. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Fifty Cents A Ride by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Grim Tales by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete