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Joined 04-28-11, id: 2882217, Profile Updated: 12-09-12
Author has written 3 stories for Bully, and Bleach.

FIRST OF ALL, Hello there, have you ever been kissed by a rich boy? :D

So yeah, as you may have guessed it - I'm totally, deep-balls-in-love with BULLY. I have MANY fandoms to list that you'll just get bored if I attempted to tell you, so I'm not bothering to do that.

I'm already an old fart but I still don't know how to work things out here yet. I made this account ages ago to be an avid (and I MEAN REALLY OBSESSED) fan and reviewer of other authors but eventually decided to do more stuff here and give my crap a chance. (NO.)

So, whatever I may post here is somewhat considered as a challenge and just-a-thing-I-wanted-to-try-out. Haha.

And if somebody or anyone likes half the stuff I write -- well then, I thank you and you make me all jiggly and shit inside. Thanks to those who may come upon my page or willingly visit me. Hope you'll give me a chance here. I'm not exactly a great writer, so don't expect much. Thanks again!


- I am a half-zombie/half-unicorn creature of the night so don't piss me off or I'll shoot you my rainbow gas. (No, I'm not a goth. If I was, I wouldn't have put that 'rainbow' shit in there, right? Just wanted to tell you I'm Batman.)

- I started to develop a passionate feeling of hatred whenever I see an ellipsis in the end of every fucking sentence. I can only accept them when they're used as necessary; only then I can live with myself.

- I eat humans for breakfast and enthusiastically pretend that I'm a badass.

- I do shit and say shit. Who doesn't?

- Oh, and I'm not exactly great with my grammar and may commit grammatical errors or typos every once in a while in my writings.

WARNING: I may use a LOT of profanity when I speak and write but I just want to clarify that I'm an average all-around good guy once you get to know me. :)

You may not know me personally, but I hope we can be friends. And again, some of my fics may contain a lot of rude language (as what I have stated above)! Just giving you a fair warning. :D Alright! Now let's get on with this and BRING THE SHIT DOWN.

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Lovable Oaf by emako reviews
Without even knowing it, their small conversation opens a whole new world to Kevin about his own future, social status, learning to listen, and relationships.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Ed, Kevin
Butterfly Trap by RestlessMe reviews
A rewriting of the season 9 episode 2 scene of Walden and Alan naked in the deck chair to be more porny. Has consent issues, dubcon/noncon/rape depending on who you ask, and a hint of somnophilia. Walden/Alan, obviously.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Alan H., Walden S. - Complete
Cross Your Heart by fangirlxfantasies reviews
When Cody catches two of the WWE's premiere superstars in a...ahem, compromising position, he finds himself in a bit of a tense situation, not to mention finds himself on the Legend Killer's bad side. Takes place in 2007, back during Cody's debut.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,869 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - John Cena, Randy Orton
I Was a Teenage Ed by Dayn Martin reviews
Double D finds himself in an extremely awkward position. Eddy thinks he can get out of it, if he just acts obnoxious enough. Double D isn't so sure. Ed? Ed likes Dalmatians.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Edd, Sarah - Complete
Paper Trail by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Post-game. The story of the next year at Bullworth Academy told through letters and notes. Features multiple pairings, liberal use of cheesy humour and Gord being utterly FABULOUS!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
Be My Lover Boy by Emono reviews
Jeff gets seriously bored at a roster meeting, and finds his fellow wrestlers much more interesting than the guy up front. SLASH! Pairings are Centon, Codiasi, Jack-Miz, E&C, Matticho, Michaels/Morrison, a little Mysterio/Bourne. And Junk, of course!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2009 - CM Punk, Jeff Hardy - Complete
O Que e Bom Sempre tem um Final by I Bought Earrings on Sale reviews
Jimmy just wants to get drunk peacefully, but Gary decides to pay Jimmy-boy a visit to catch up.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Jimmy H., Gary S. - Complete
Teen Angels by Like.A.Puppet.Only.Dumber reviews
“And here I was thinking I’d degraded myself to this dump for nothing.” Peanut froze, hairs standing up on the back of his neck. He slowly looked around, one eye narrowed, to see Bif Taylor approaching him. Implied Johnny/Peanut and Derby/Bif
Bully - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Peanut R., Bif T. - Complete
I'm Afraid You're Diagnosed With a Case of Love by I Bought Earrings on Sale reviews
Gary gets Petey to deliver a "heart-felt" letter to Jimmy. Talk of GaryxJimmy.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Peter K., Jimmy H. - Complete
Pavlov by Faith Harris reviews
Jimmy starts making regular visits to Happy Volts to keep an eye on Gary. He really wishes he hadn't. Note: Rating is for later chapters
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,067 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008
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Run Or Stay reviews
The barrier between hate and more hate is a very thin line - and everybody knows that somewhere under all that hatred, whether you deny it or not - an attraction may already be brewing. You just don't know it... Until it slaps you in the face, smashes your head to the wall, and forces you to admit it.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Gary S., Jimmy H. - Complete
Caught You
There was a letter on the table the night he left. A letter conveying everything he wanted to say... But didn't have the chance to, until it was too late.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Published: 8/7/2012 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Love Don't Come Easy, Dear Little Petey reviews
After an unfortunate and twisted turn of events - and much to Gary's disgust and Jimmy's surprise - Pete is hopelessly crushing on someone, HARD. What will be Petey's fate in pursuing for his love's conquest? I don't know, so read it and sympathize with our beloved pink-shirt-wearing dude as he learns the ways of Dr. Love in probably the most humiliating way possible. TBC.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Peter K.