King of the Worthless
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Joined 11-01-02, id: 288227, Profile Updated: 01-20-08
Author has written 9 stories for X-Men: Evolution.

Full name: Too long.

Aliases: King of the Worthless, Dude, Hey You

Age: None

Hair/Eyes: I'm an apple.

Occupation: Captain of Earth

Superhuman Powers: King of the Worthless is capable of making a fool out of anyone within a ten foot radius of him with uncanny precision and perfect timing. He is not immune to his own power. In fact, it backfires quite often.

Notes: For whatever reason, KOTW is cynical (he prefers "realistic") sarcastic and antisocial. He doesn't just say this to be cool, he's an actual misanthrope. He doesn't like people and people don't like him. Though he writes mainly X-Men: Evolution stories (why, nobody really knows), he doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of the Evo fandom, which KOTW describes as "a bunch of fucking twits high on their own sense of happiness and false hope," though KOTW claims this quote is taken out of context. He adds, "I swear to you I'm not a goth. Those people are cynical because they think it's cool, I'm realistic. Also, they're idiots. Don't quote that last part." Despite his apparent arrogance, KOTW holds that he has self-image issues, though it's suspected he was just fishing for compliments, which he did not get. KOTW realizes that his cynicism... pardon, realism and tendency to insult his own readers makes him unpopular among the fandom, to which he says, "Huh? Why are you asking me about this? Oh. Uh... I dunno. I guess it doesn't matter. Who are you again?" KOTW enjoys Dr Pepper, cartoons, video games, the silence of others, movies, drawing (though he's mediocre), and above all else, solitude. But the ladies ask: is KOTW single? Yes, he is. Is he straight? Yes, he is. "Perfect!" you must be thinking. Wrong. KOTW does not like people. For this reason, he is doomed to be alone. Don't pity him; he is just fine being alone.

Why am I writing in third person?

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Pyromane by Cdragon reviews
Gambit thinks about and tries to analyze one of his teammates. Gambit's p.o.v Chapter 14 up, Camaraderie. One of the team is in trouble, but he has two to back him up. PS: THIS FIC IS STILL ALIVE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,557 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 5/28/2003
Never Make That Mistake Again by Sandoz reviews
Once, Avalanche and Shadowcat were enemies. Then he saved her life. Suddenly things are no longer black and white...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
One Of Those Days by Warpeday reviews
Their kind are feared and hated throughout the world, but at school they're just the local teenage dirtbags. Take a closer look into the lives of the Brotherhood of Mutants, see the people behind the name. Chap-It's saturday morning shopping with the boys
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 5/15/2003
Shattered Mirror by Yma reviews
A story of one night in the Brotherhood house, told from each of their perspectives. Set after The Toad, The Witch, and the Wardrobe. Chapter 5: Freddy. DONE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003
An aMAIZEing tale by todd fan reviews
COMPLETE! This little beauty is a twisted mixture of a real experience and the result of not being to get to the internet. It is odd, i warn you.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Complete
The Lonely Ones by amber-goddess reviews
(A fic where Rogue and Kurt have discovered that they are siblings) Chap 24 - Mystique finally brings her plan into action, piting the Brotherhood and the X-Men against each other...with Kurt and Rogue on opposite sides...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,802 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
The Day All of the Things by MyPlague reviews
The Day All of the Things That We Authors Sporadically Put In The X-Men: Evolution Universe All Happened Within Ten Seconds of Each Other (Really sorry about the rating. I had meant for this to be R in the first place, but it must have slipped by me.)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/22/2002
Welcome Back Wanda by Red Witch reviews
Set right after 'The Toad, the Witch and the Wardrobe' ends, the Brotherhood wonder how best to welcome back Wanda among other things.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/15/2002 - Complete
Brotherhood on the Run by Red Witch reviews
After the Day of Recovery, the Brotherhood is forced to fend for themselves in a world that is hunting them. A completed fic full of humor and drama. Don't you just love 'em?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,358 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 9/24/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Complete
Another Night of Pointless Madness by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood go out on the town again in a wild night filled with brawls, stolen food, miniture golf, pointless musings and some Jean bashing!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Complete
Toad and Speedy's Trip To The Grocery Store by Kelly1 reviews
Hmm . . . read the title. ^_^ More Insane Brotherhoodly Humor!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/2/2002
Hey Mister by Kelly1 reviews
Random Brotherhood humor! Lance attempts to make Kurt, Scott, and Logan lighten up about his love for Kitty in an /original/ manner. Surprisingly not really Lancitty but lots of Brotherhoodly goodness! Update: Just fixin' a spelling mistake
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2002
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Brotherhood Five: The Fugitive Nine reviews
The SHIELD-sanctioned Brotherhood must hunt down nine escaped mutant prisoners. Meanwhile, an old scientist desperate for a way to cheat death orchestrates a plot that could have profound consequences for both the Brotherhood and the X-Men.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 212,949 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Avalanche/Lance A., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Brotherhood Five: The Invisible Cell reviews
When the Scarlet Witch's memory is restored, the Brotherhood drifts apart. Years later, Quicksilver brings them back together to face a new threat: Wanda herself, as well as her new ally, who threaten both the X-Men and the reformed Magneto.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,719 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Broken Hearts reviews
Rogue and the ragin' Cajun are being hunted down by Magneto... ROMY JONDA KIETRO UPDATE! Please R&R THANK YOU!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Perpetually Screwed: Tales of the Brotherhood reviews
Being a series of tales about the Brotherhood and the misfortunes and catastrophes that surround their lives. Fortunately for us, we're not the Brotherhood, and we can laugh at their miserable lives. Update: The final story has been added.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 130,972 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 11/1/2002 - Complete
The Age of Apocalypse: The Black Sky reviews
Sequel to Legacy of Apocalypse. Unfinished and canceled. It's been left up just so we may all laugh at it. Pretend it doesn't exist, the author certainly has.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004
Apocalypse the Mighty reviews
A satirical one-shot that looks at Apocalypse's appearances in Evolution in comparison to the old, wordy blowhard Apocalypse from the comics. If you don't know what satire is, please, drop what you're doing and look it up.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Complete
The Age of Apocalypse: The Legacy of Apocalypse reviews
Final Chapter: The Egyptian Dusk... Apocalypse is reborn. Seven towers are being built. The X-Men and their allies must make difficult decisions as the sun sets for the last time.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,975 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Complete
Ninety Day Review reviews
The Acolytes must submit themselves for the dreaded ninety-day job evaluation. Will they meet Magneto's rigorous and somewhat arbitrary standards? How will they survive? Read on!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,767 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Magneto/Erik L., Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
The Age of Apocalypse: Alternate Reality reviews
The tyrant Apocalypse has sent an agent back in time to murder Professor Xavier. With the timeline changed, Apocalypse now rules a world were humans are near exctinction, and now Magneto and his allies must keep Xavier's dream alive, at all costs.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,558 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Complete
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