Sun-Tsu Toriden
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Author has written 20 stories for Mass Effect, Harry Potter, and Addams Family.

I'm just a guy who enjoys reading quality fiction, and enjoys writing some of my own. I hope you enjoy what you find here.


Story Universes and Timelines:

Illyria Shepard

Life After Death (permanent hiatus) - Follows the plots of Mass Effect 2.

The Arrest of Commander Shepard - Shepard surrenders the Normandy to Admiral Hackett and the Alliance after the Alpha Relay incident. Expanded to depict a day about halfway through her incarceration.

Shame - An exploration of Legion's shame at the start of the final mission on Rannoch

War and Peace and what comes After - Illyria Shepard's major decisions that lead into the end of the Reapers through Synthesis, how she survives, and how she recovers in a galaxy Post-Synthesis.

Picking up the Pieces (In development) - Not everyone is happy in the Post-Synthesis galaxy. Shepard has disappeared from the public eye. And now someone wants her back, and isn't particularly concerned with collateral damage.

If want a look at how I imagine Illyria and Liara from Picking up the Pieces, please take a look at this piece I commissioned:
http:///pictures/user/pupete/215372/Commission-Picking-Up-Pieces
This piece was done by the fantastic Pupete, who does other comissions from time to time, and can be contacted through his (NSFW!) blog here: http://. He's a really cool guy all around, but just a warning, he does a lot of NSFW content, so you have been warned if you click that link.

The Many Shades of Jack - A story about Jack's past, present and post-ME future, particularly about why she is the way she is with relationships. Set in the Illyria Shepard stories, but only peripherally connected to them.

Normandy Entertainment - Illyria Shepard AU

Normandy Entertainment Presents, A Good Shepard Production of - instead of fighting Reapers, Shepard and her crew of misfits fight against savage critics and bad reviews as they put on multispecies productions of the classics of opera, musical theatre and film and television.

Kiss the Girl - During their supposedly secret anniversay dinner, Shepard and Liara are ambushed by Garrus and the rest of the crew singing to them. As the night wears on, other characters will sing songs to get out their feelings and feuds.

Bianca Shepard

Shepard's Greatest Mission - Priority: Motherhood - Set during ME2 and ME3. Bianca Shepard will never be able to have a human child. Urdnot Grunt doesn't have biological parents. Both of them have found each other though, and it's not going to be pretty.

Mark Shepard

Stopping Power - Mark Shepard is just a guy who Fate has taken an interest in. by surrounding him with women as attractive as they are dangerous, and then making them naked around him in hilarious ways. All Mark wants is to stop walking in on woman in various states of undress.

Wednesday Shepard

Commander Wednesday Shepard (nee Addams): Classified Memories - My first (and the first on Fanfiction as well!) Mass Effect/Addams Family crossover. What will happen if Commander Shepard was actually Wednesday Addams, is given Spectre status and almost complete freedom from the law, then loosed upon the galaxy with the goal of ending Saren? Read this if you want to find out how she will manage to change the Galaxy forever!

Wednesday's Interlude - How will Wednesday's crew react to her death? How will they move on and become the people the Galaxy needs, the people she was molding them to be? And how will they end up where she will meet them when she wakes up in Prized Collection?

Commander Wednesday Shepard (nee Addams): Prized Collection (In development) - The Collectors fired the first shot, killing the fearsome Wednesday Shepard. But they should have read more of HP Lovecraft.
"That is not dead, which can eternal lie. And with strange eons, even Death may die." Wednesday's back, and she's not happy about the inconvenience they caused her.

Little Deaths: Wednesday Shepard is a born leader, in complete control of her life. Liara is timid, having been controlled all of her life. When they found each other, they discovered something wonderful. Liara has finally found something she can control, and Shepard has finally found someone she can surrender to. Sex scenes that were too... distracting to put in the main body of the Wednesday Shepard saga. Lots of sex, and not solely between Wednesday and Liara.

Now with pictures!

With all due thanks, praise and respect to my partner in this endevour, the talented and inestimable Pupete, we can now bring you a look at exactly what Wednesday Shepard is all about.

http:///2013/10/commission-wednesday-shepard-all.html

Three versions here: A nude, an armoured and a partially destroyed armoured.

And for those who want it, a vision of the Normandy-A, as described in Chapter Nine of Prized Collection:

http:///albums/b232/JamesPics/IMG_0966.jpg - The Hero Shot
http:///albums/b232/JamesPics/IMG_0961.jpg - from the side
http:///albums/b232/JamesPics/IMG_0969.jpg - from the front


I have started a new story. It's a Harry Potter/Mass Effect crossover, where Commander Mimir Shepard is sent into a different universe and meets Harri Potter.

Find it here as Harry Potter and the Lost Shepard


As all good readers here should, please leave comments, feeback and criticism (all at the same time if you feel like) on my stories to show your appreciation.

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Infiltrait0rN7 by Ranubis reviews
We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 11/7/2021 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Legion - Complete
Something Blue by Hamhammer reviews
An alternate perspective on a renegade Commander Shepard, why she fights, and what she lives and dies for. Spans from ME1 through ME3. FemShep/Liara pairing, non-explicit. Rated M for adult situations and just to be on the safe side.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 312,962 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/31/2021 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard
Stochastic by AssaultSloth reviews
A collection of deleted scenes, one-shots, and other crap that didn't make it into my other writing for some reason or another. Laughs abound.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,360 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/25/2020 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Shepard
Ginny Weasley and the Dreamcatcher by DevlinGrace reviews
It's Ginny's second year and she's trying to come to terms with all that happened in her first year. As this story has progressed it has evolved. Some dialogue is still word for word, however, Harry has become a subplot. I own only my own plotline, all due respect and thanks to JKR. RATED MA for language and some sexual situations. (Book 2 of my series) Now being edited!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 218,165 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
My Brother! by Oracle2Phoenix reviews
AU. Harry's little sister: Emma Lily Potter, most witches and wizards don't know she exists. How different would he be growing up with a someone he loved and who loved him back? Harry and Emma go to Hogwarts where they make friends, duel, brew illegal potions, form a guild, fight Wizarding prejudices and get burdened with a terrible secret. Now with Elemental Magic. H/G E/C R/H N/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 507,771 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] OC, Demelza R.
Mess Banter by The Abbot of Beregost reviews
Ever wonder about what's going on in Shepard's head? Explore his mind as he makes his way around Mass Effect 2, dealing with resurrection and trying to save the universe. Rated M, for swearing. Now nearing the end of Mass Effect 3! Now undergoing REMASTERING!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 97,470 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/20/2020 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Jack, Shepard
Season of Change by Branchwraith reviews
There were only a few things in Harry Potter's life that were absolutes. He was the son of Lily and James Potter and that he was born male. What happens when he discovers the truth. AU Strong/Independent, Gender-Switch, Fem!Harry, Fem!Slash Mature Themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 113,150 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 5,163 - Follows: 5,877 - Updated: 10/8/2019 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Luna L., N. Tonks
Queen's Gambit Accepted by fahRENheit2006 reviews
Specialist Samantha Traynor, one of the Alliance's best and brightest, was relatively content working in Alliance R&D. But then... the Reapers came. Full of action, profanity, sarcasm, friendship, and gripping chess matches that will leave you breathless. Ch 31: Sam suffers through PT but creates a better way to have deeper conversations with Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 216,780 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 11/1/2012 - [Samantha T., Shepard] Ashley W., Liara T'Soni
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5920 - Favs: 8,888 - Follows: 6,634 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Only a Memory by The Sorrows of Arlathan reviews
After the defeat of the Reapers, Liara and the Normandy crew try to come to terms with losing Shepard, while rebuilding the Normandy after their crash on an uncharted world, remembering all the times they spent with the Commander (Jumps back and forth from events after mass effect 3 to moments between FemShep and Liara in the years leading up to the war with the Reapers) FEMSLASH
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 5/5/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 7249 - Favs: 8,093 - Follows: 8,840 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Permission to Ogle by DoomKitteh reviews
EDI, with Liara and Shepard's permission, gives Samantha a few things to help her relax. Only they do the complete opposite.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,344 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [Samantha T., Ashley W.] [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson]
Haunted by Sirrocco reviews
Doctor Liara T'Soni cannot let Commander Rachel Shepard go or be with her. Haunted by the future and the past, the two continue to be caught in circumstances they cannot control and by choices they can. They find that at its best, love heals the deepest wounds. At its worst, it causes them.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,813 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 11/6/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Miranda L., Aethyta
A Night In, followed by Life After by CPT Admen reviews
A night in with everyone's favorite ME pairing. *edit* followed by their life after the end of the war.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,634 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Alliance Personnel File: LCDR SHEPARD, J by FluffyCannibal reviews
Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,515 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard
Late Nights by Gammer reviews
The late hours reveal much of what is never seen during the day. Join Shepard as he experiences things about his friends and crew mates that he would never see during the work day.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Shepard, Miranda L., Garrus V., U. Grunt
Through the kaleidoscope by Reyavie reviews
What Jane Shepard is and was. According to everyone else, of course.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 124 - Words: 27,377 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 7/12/2012 - J. Garson
Beginning to Question by kissinghollie reviews
Starts summer after OOTP. Harry begins asking why, and gets help from an unexpected source to start facing his life head on. H/Hr will be H/Hr/others will contain m/f & m/f/f/f with occasional f/f and a soul bond with a twist. ****On Hiatus****
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,401 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 4,638 - Follows: 5,117 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
Saren's Effect by theorangeguy reviews
Saren and Shepard are two sides to the same coin. One was a vanguard of destruction, the other a savior of the galaxy. Both are heroes, in their own way. An AU fic if Shepard had met Sovereign first, and Saren is the only hope for the rest of the Galaxy. Pairings later on, Rated T for mild sexual references, violence, some swearing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Saren A.
Through a glass, darkly - Part 1 by ddraigcoch123 reviews
FemShep/Liara romance. Edgy, very dark themes, character/relationship focused with plenty of sexystuff. Original characters. political intrigue. action. Shepard struggles with the pressure, her anxiety and fear; Liara struggles with the fallout of Shepard's death and return. Left of cannon, not always following in game timeline. Includes storyline with Aria and time on Thessia
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 74 - Words: 399,904 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 8/7/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] Aria T'Loak, Liselle - Complete
War of the Heart by DragonsWillFly reviews
Liara has had to make a lot of choices since the destruction of the Normandy. But none of them effect her as much as the war that rages on in her very soul. Liara/Femshep pairing. Rated T for now may move to M in later chapters.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,052 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 6/27/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Shore Leave by waiting4morning reviews
Mass Effect drabbles from all three games. Some serious, some humorous. Based on prompts and random ideas. Various characters, Shepards, and het pairings; mostly Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 95 - Words: 40,726 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 2/11/2009
Architect of Fate by OriginalAlcy reviews
Victory over the Reapers was achieved only at a steep galactic and personal cost – billions are dead and the galaxy hovers on the verge of anarchy. Scarred and changed by her actions, Evan Shepard risks losing everything she loves in the brutal struggle for peace. The continuation of the ME universe created in Catalyst of Fate. FemShep/Liara; Ashley/Miranda.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 371,818 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 10/23/2016 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] [Ashley W., Miranda L.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 9008 - Favs: 17,010 - Follows: 19,724 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Unfaithful by YamCakes reviews
Liara makes a mistake cheating on Shepard with Specialist Traynor. The Commander is furious and eventually finds herself in Afterlife. Contains futa, smut, and awkward situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 46,916 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 5/24/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Aria T'Loak, Shepard - Complete
I'll make you a deal by CPT Admen reviews
Liara needs that intel, and Aria is willing to make a deal
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,303 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Aria T'Loak
Growing Pains by SiwaPyra reviews
An AU in the ME-universe, Teenage Shepard leaves Earth for another planet to attend school at the Normandy Academy. After one of the hardest years of her life, she is ready to hopefully take new steps towards a better future. A story of her life after the shock of loss and the discovery of new friends... and love? (Eventual FShep/Liara)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 245,172 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 4/12/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
One Step Left by Cysteine Snape reviews
What would have happened if Dobby had flinched and taken one step to the left, leaving Hermione behind to fend for herself and thus causing a terribly different outcome of the war. "You defeated my husband on his own land in a duel. Pureblood tradition states that you claim all that was his...including his wife." (Image by NeraLuna on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 140 - Words: 442,514 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] [Severus S., Fleur D.] - Complete
That Hideous Dress by CaptainAirstripOne reviews
It's tough to find a decent outfit in the middle of a war. Join Shepard, Traynor and Kasumi as they take on the dark heart of the Citadel's fashion industry. Shepard/Traynor romance and personal space issues.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 8/8/2013 - J. Garson, Kasumi G., Samantha T. - Complete
Anything Can Induce Sex by Kiki Aries reviews
Bunch of one-shots with the ME2 crew. Like the title says 'Anything can induce sex.' Costume, dance, food... Mainly Shepard, various things happen with the crew aboard the Normandy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 6/12/2011 - J. Garson
Interface to Face by Emmalyn reviews
EDI tries to understand what it means to be in a relationship, and Joker has no idea how to answer her questions. But a dangerous side-mission...and a nosy crew...might just help them figure it out. Joker/EDI; light drama & fluff. In-progress. T for language, will change to M eventually.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,075 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Joker, EDI
Magicks of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 285,866 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 8,242 - Follows: 6,470 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Effects and Side Effects by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Voldemort didn't like what happened at the Department of Mysteries and viewed the connection as a liability he could no longer afford. The steps he took changed Harry's life forever, and set him on the path to victory. Fem Harry. Harry.Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 453,769 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,168 - Follows: 5,536 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P.
The Escort by cybergirl26 reviews
Barney meets an escort who slowly but surely changes his life. COMPLETED!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 120 - Words: 207,356 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Saving Nezzy by BlueRaith reviews
During the confrontation on Noveria, Matriarch Benezia is prevented from killing Liara by a timely Charge from Aethyta. As it turns out, Aethyta had never stopped keeping an eye on Liara and Benezia after the latter walked out. Benezia's insane actions have concerned and infuriated Aethyta enough to forcefully intervene with Benezia's seemingly random spiral into insanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,056 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [Aethyta, Benezia] [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson]
Five Minutes by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Liara has been working too hard. Shepard encourages her to take a break.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2015 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] - Complete
Mass Effect: Seeds of Fate by Alversia reviews
Be the first human spectre, stop an ancient evil...no pressure right? This is my interpretation of the Mass Effect, following Commander Lauren Shepard as she takes the first steps on a long journey. Some things will be familiar and some will not. Hopefully, it all combines into a good read.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 72 - Words: 197,348 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 6/14/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Eryr by Andor Swiftblade reviews
During his encounter with the Dementors in the Forbidden Forest, something ancient is unleashed within Harry. Watch out, Abstergo, because a new Assassin has risen. Templars, your days are numbered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,713 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P.
TRANSFORMATION, Part II: Going Home by Old Gamer reviews
Post-Synthesis Adventure: The Crucible has been fired with far reaching effects, but the side effects of Shepard's choice were not foreseen by anyone, with one in particular having consequences on a galactic scale! Rated 'M' for some content, but generally 'T', AND it contains series spoilers. Bioware owns all, except the OC characters and AU events, which are very much mine.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 290,991 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] [Samantha T., OC] - Complete
After by N.Q. Wilder reviews
Set post-ME3 and sequel to "All Things Pass," "Sub Specie Aeternitatis" and "Never Again." A story of the possible future for Commander Shepard and Liara T'soni.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,173 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard
Fem Shepard's Personal Data Logs AISF by Octoberskys reviews
Fem Commander Shepard's Personal Data Log Entries prior to her 1st death in 2183. Coupling with Liara, BFF with Tali Z'orah, and tid bits of others; Hannah Shepard, Lt Alenko, Matriarch Benezia. AISF - As I See Fit
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 37,782 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 6/12/2011 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
The Red Renegade by The Scarlet Venus reviews
An abridged version of the Reaper War with the red-haired Shepard: a renegade soldier with a thirst for blood, violence, and sex. Join her as she and her crew fight every threat against the galaxy, with the moments in-between full of rough-and-tumble teamwork and illicent sexual encounters. WARNING: contains graphic violence, language, and NSFW content in most chapters. R R & enjoy
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,126 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - J. Garson
Pretty Good Year by Lyta Halifax reviews
At the end of the Reaper War, Liara T'Soni sits, brokenhearted and devastated; her unrequited love for Commander Shepard repeatedly rejected after three long years. She can't help but think that her life is over, but a certain understanding Communications Specialist is about to show her that the next year could be the best of her life.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,309 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Liara T'Soni, Samantha T.] Javik, Aethyta - Complete
The Legacy of Asgard by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy Jackson is a demigod. But he is not a son of Poseidon. He is not even Greek. A Norse goddess has her sights set on Midgard and Percy is the last of his people left on earth as he awaits his destiny. To reach it, grudges and prejudices must be forgotten and he must find acceptance in a world in which he does not belong. AU of Percy's life as a Norse demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 3871 - Favs: 4,723 - Follows: 3,272 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Percy J., Reyna R.] Frank Z., Jason G. - Complete
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 11,252 - Follows: 13,070 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Dark Energy 5: Inheritance by Melaradark reviews
The last and final chapter of the Dark Energy Saga. It is 100 years from the time of Del Shepard's passing, and the truth of a very old enemy that once threatened the entirety of the galaxy is now coming to light. Who created the Reapers and why...and what happens when those creators realize that their creations have been defeated?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 254,891 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard - Complete
The Best Entertainment by Rae D. Magdon reviews
For Memory of Alessa. When Aria T'Loak finds out that Liara has the asari councilor's office bugged, she decides to kill two birds with one stone by seducing Councilor Tevos in her office and embarrassing her 'rival'. EDITED 04/02/15
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos] [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37322 - Favs: 31,542 - Follows: 22,892 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Random Smutty Adventures Aboard The Normandy by Grace Kay reviews
Unpopular and unlikely pairings abound! Mature series of one-shots cooked up by my wicked, wicked muse.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Ashley W., James V., Samantha T., Diana A.
Firebird's Fury: Book III of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
They had a plan, formulated from before they were even born. That plan died. From its ashes rises a Harry Potter no longer willing, or able, to let others fight his battles for him. Outgunned, outclassed, outmatched, nonetheless Harry will take up the sword to change not only Britain, but the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 168,226 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
For a Few Shepards More by thebluninja reviews
Angela, Neville, and Victor Shepard wake up in a Cerberus facility following their destruction of the Citadel. Something else has been abducting colonists throughout the Terminus Systems, and instead of pulling in dimensional clones of herself, the effect is spreading. Three Shepards, accompanied by three Taylors and three Lawsons, set out to save the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,387 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Jacob T., Miranda L., J. Garson, Shepard
Karli by Yestare70 reviews
It's been 12 months, can peace last? Karli Shepard reflects on past events, and plans for a future together with Liara T'Soni. But why can she no longer function on the battlefield? And what does she plan to do about the Leviathans? What the heck do toasters have to do with anything? Rated M - language, sexual content and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,487 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Pressure by Midnight Lion reviews
The Reapers are here. Shepard struggles with fear for her mother, guilt over being alive, and interspecies grudges. She can't unite the galaxy, or sort out her love life. At least she has a good friend to lean on. F!Shep/Kaidan, F!Shep/Thane
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 163,831 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Forbidden Magic by Grace Kay reviews
Thrust from the Circle's watchful gaze, Solona Amell fights to save Ferelden from the Blight. Along the way, she learns of love, the world, and herself, and becomes more powerful than anyone could have possibly imagined. Leliana/F!Warden, Zevran/Wynne, Alistair/Morrigan, Alistair/Cousland. Rated M. Cover image used with permission from LannMelo.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 382,258 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - [Leliana, Amell] [Alistair, Cousland] - Complete
Of Sheep and Battle Chicken by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 123 - Words: 746,012 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - [Shepard, Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Illusive Man - Complete
Once More Unto The Breach by Lyta Halifax reviews
The War ended in a massive wave of blue energy. Afterwards, the Reapers passively turned to rebuilding the Galaxy they had shattered. And Holliandra Shepard, unconsumed by the process, now works to build a new life with the woman she loves. As the years go by, why can't she shake the feeling that despite her victories, something is terribly amiss.? FemShep x Liara. AU Control
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 466,748 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Samantha T.] - Complete
Love in the Dance by Grace Kay reviews
Two marines survive an explosion and end up in the veteran's hospital. Who knew you could even find love there? WWII-esque period-fic. M-rated. Because it's me.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,021 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 9/10/2013 - [Ashley W., Samantha T.] [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
The Hard Road Ahead by aceman67 reviews
A year after the climactic battle that finally rid the galaxy of the threat of the Reapers, the Civilizations of the galaxy still picking up the pieces, and counting their dead. Commander Jill Shepard, her ship and crew still missing, still hasn't given up hope that they can be found.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Joker, Ashley W.
A Gift for You, My Commander by 1Syphira reviews
A sentimental story following the war. This is the happily ever after we all wanted which includes little blue babies darn it! This is a total "Plot What Plot?" because I like the idea of giving the characters a nice calm life after all the crap they went through. Rated M for LiaraxFemshep. Like, a lot of LiaraxFemShep smut. A LOT OF SMUT. You've been warned. O.O
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 111,697 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
The Battle in Me by raezura reviews
Shepard is forced to deal with the traumatic emotional consequences of the war while Liara attempts to be the one to break down the barriers in order to help her lover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,377 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Joker
Old Endings Always Have Old Beginnings by Chris7493 reviews
Post ME3, full paragon Shepard, destroy ending, Femshep/Samantha romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,879 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013
This Side of Yesterday by Raven Sinead reviews
It's the smaller stories, Doctor...the ones so often unrecorded, that are the most important. The deeds of heroes are nothing without the remembrance of private moments, what shaped them. I would not have mine go untold. And I can think of none better to share them with...than you. - A retelling of ME1 through the eyes of Liara T'Soni. First and third person POV. F!Shepard/Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 137 - Words: 214,961 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, OC - Complete
Not Who She Seems by Children of Darkness reviews
Lily Potter was never Lily Potter, but only James ever knew the truth. And instead of a son, they had a baby girl, Rayna. Upon discovering their sister's death, Thor and Loki swear to protect their niece, when they find her. How will the discovery that she is one of the Aesir change the events after fourth year? Fem/Harry! Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,149 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 5,510 - Follows: 3,914 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Glacial Fire by owelpost reviews
Shepard is icily unsympathetic. Liara has reached the point of combustion. An unassuming communications specialist finds herself caught in the cross-fire. As a result of a twisted dance, they reduce one another to fragments. This story is a darker examination of the characters taking place during the events of ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 90,274 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard, Samantha T. - Complete
Jamie Evans and the Lonely Queen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Jamie has survived an entire year and has successfully kept her employment at Hogwarts. Now she has to deal with a family that knows who she is, a government that doesn't want her in the country, and people demanding to know when she'll get married. That, and there's also the pesky after-effects of throwing herself backwards through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 916 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Apparently 'Off Duty' doesn't apply for the Boy-Who-Lived by cherryblossom1999 reviews
Take a holiday to New York, they said. It will be fun, they said. It'll be peaceful there, they said. Well, fuck this, Harry thought, dodging yet another one of those creepy ass alien hybrids.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013
Truth and Revelations by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
When the SGC is infiltrated by a dangerous group with connections to Daniel's past, Daniel is forced to face several secrets that he has kept from his friends as he comes face-to-face with a life that he has been trying to forget since he lost everyone
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 216,630 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2006 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, Harry P. - Complete
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by In Defilade reviews
AU. Abducted by Loki, rescued by Thor, Harry grows up fast in a much wider universe than he ever imagined existed. Trained extensively by the Asgard, he is now ready to set his own course in life. The Goa'uld need to be dealt with, and he has questions concerning his own past and powers - the answers to which will only be found on Earth, at Hogwarts ... whatever the hell that is.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,311 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - S. Carter, Harry P., Hermione G.
The Measure of a Hero by Random Equinox reviews
Some people are heroes because they can make the hard choices for the greater good. Some are heroes because they take responsibility for their actions, no matter what. A novelization of Mass Effect 2: Arrival.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,482 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Miranda L., Shepard - Complete
She is asari by FasterGhost reviews
A fill for kmeme. Asari head-tentacles can be a handful to deal with at night :-) Rated M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Match Made In Purgatory by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Prompt: "Aria finds herself in the uncomfortable situation of being in love." Aria T'Loak pretends that she isn't falling for Tevos because of their friends-with-benefits arrangement, but is forced to confront the problem when Tevos brings someone else as her date to Shepard and Liara's wedding. Follows The Best Entertainment, Again, and The Only Thing. UPDATED 03/08/14
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,206 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Councilor Tevos, Aria T'Loak] [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Open Invitation by Revan's Mask reviews
When Shepard and Liara decide they'd like a little variety in their relationship, Samantha Traynor is only too happy to help them out. Will mostly be femslash smut after the first chapter.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,335 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] Samantha T. - Complete
100 Drabbles by Dingbats and Dweebs reviews
From that first misson on Eden Prime to the Reaper War and beyond. Follow Shepard's journey through these drabbles based on the 100 prompt challenge. FemShep/Liara
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,275 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
The End Is Just The Beginning Of Something New by worldtravellingfly reviews
Ever wondered how Phil's cellist reacted to his death in the movie? The Avengers sure did. And they found out in a brief first meeting... (Fem!Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
A Friendly Disagreement by Revan's Mask reviews
Samantha Traynor thinks that Star Trek is better than Star Wars. Shepard disagrees and comes up with a creative way to persuade her girlfriend otherwise. A crack-y bit of femslash smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [J. Garson, Samantha T.] - Complete
Now And Then by Rae D. Magdon reviews
After helping to defeat Saren Arterius and save the galaxy, Liara finally has time to begin cultivating her romantic and sexual connection with Shepard. Sequel to 'For Now And Always', and takes place between the events of ME1 and ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,155 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Shepard Charm by cassie.hack reviews
Continues "Someplace Far Away To Spend The Rest Of Your Life" - Shepard and Miranda's daughters have finally reached an age where their parents are confronted with the full extent of consequences caused by their passed on genes...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Miranda L., J. Garson
You're special, Liara, I want you to know that by cassie.hack reviews
Everything's just peachy with Shepard and Liara being back together on the new Normandy... Now all Shepard has to do is face her previous LIs after having her fun in ME2, keep the new ones at bay and save the entire galaxy yet again. Easy enough... right?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,631 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson
Seeking Redemption by ougabouga reviews
The sequel to The Darkness Has Been Breached. Councillor Shepard must now further forge the future she helped create. She comes face to face with a ghost of a deeply shameful event in her past. How she deals with this ghost will have implications far beyond her own personal sphere, but on the galaxy as a whole. Femshep & Liara pairing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,968 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Downtime on the Normandy by Hazen S. Redfield reviews
As the Reaper forces continue to attack, Commander Shepard has a new love, new friends, and new challenges awaiting aboard the Normandy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/18/2013 - J. Garson, Joker, EDI, Samantha T.
Phoenix Resurgent by Vyrexuviel reviews
What if, Shepard didn't truly die at the beginning of Mass Effect 2? What if the Collectors didn't -quite- succeed in killing her? What if, she took Alchera's cold to heart? Let's find out... Read & Review, Please!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,802 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - [J. Garson, Tali'Zorah] Liara T'Soni, Garrus V.
Secret Santa by psychotic-rae17 reviews
To boost morale, Shepard decides to implement some Secret Santa gift-giving fun around the holidays. But when she receives an unexpected present from her Secret Santa, Shepard tried so find whoever it is and defuse the situation. FemShep/Liara pairing
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,907 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/22/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
A Thessian Christmas by Revan's Mask reviews
Ever since Mindoir, Ashara Shepard has never celebrated Christmas. This year though, that's going to change. Christmas fluff and romance with Shepard and Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 7,320 - Follows: 4,544 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Bloodrage by roguegalaxy reviews
Liara is frustrated with Shepard's sparring activities and goes to Aethyta for advice.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Aethyta - Complete
Rule, Britannia! by Lyta Halifax reviews
The time had come for Camilla Shepard to make a choice; so she chose to destroy the Reaper threat, once and for all. She would, however, do it on her own terms, thank you very much. She may have been a soldier, but she was also an Engineer, and most importantly, she was British; there was always a smarter way of doing things...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [J. Garson, Samantha T.] - Complete
Someone New by restricted234 reviews
Read to find out what happened to the daughter Shepard never knew...Please leave comments and suggestions on how you think the story should go.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,919 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - J. Garson, Miranda L.
That Voice by Souplog reviews
After a few centuries of prolonged mourning, Liara T'Soni finally gets on with her life and finds love with another Asari named Rhinya, a young lady who is understandably insecure about the shoes she finds herself filling. After all, who can compete with the savior of the galaxy?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Liara T'Soni, OC - Complete
The Other Shepard by LoverOfDestiny reviews
Everyone has heard of Commander Christine Shepard, but what about her twin sister. This is the story about how the Shepard sister's fight Saren, distort the Collectors, and save the galaxy against the Reapers.-on HIATUS
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] [OC, Ashley W.]
The List by Blackdeer7 reviews
In ME3, after the Mars mission, Liara mentioned that she'd like to see the list of reasons why Shepard was happy to see her. See what happens after Shepard finally sends her that list. Chapter 2 posted - Liara's list for Shepard. FShep/Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
Combat Training by t-jumblr reviews
Commander Shepard orders Comm Specialist Traynor to individualized combat training. As the training progresses, the women learn more about one another and grow closer.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - J. Garson, Samantha T.
Reporter Without a Cause by taranoire reviews
Diana Allers' newest assignment is profiling the enigmatic Commander Shepard for the war effort. If only her sources would cooperate.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/27/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Samantha T., Diana A.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3754 - Favs: 7,873 - Follows: 8,141 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Siege and Surrender by Netherworld reviews
A story that follows Avengelyne Shepard on her various ordeals while trying to save the beleaguered galaxy. Despite her best efforts, a certain azure-eyed Asari catches the stoic Spectre off guard and lays siege to her flinty heart. The stakes keep raising as newer and more dire situations engulf the Commander, and Shepard knows she'll be forced to choose sooner or later.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,194 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni]
Yo Momma's so Prothean by paxbanana reviews
ME-kmeme fills that are humorous (or attempt to be). Topics: heiroglyphs, hair, and husks.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/16/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Javik - Complete
If it were a snake by paxbanana reviews
Just because Traynor is a great Comm Specialist doesn't mean she always gets the message.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Samantha T., Gabby D. - Complete
A Good Day by Dragoon23 reviews
Brief moments of Jenny and Vastra as C-Sec detectives.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Jenny - 19th Century, Madame Vastra] - Complete
Liara's surprise by ShepardFan reviews
Liara reveals a surprise to Shepard. See how the two deal with this life changing news. Baby fluff. The plan is to re-upload the already published chapters. A story showing life after the war.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
10 Things Shepard Just Can't Do by AmazonOfArcturus reviews
Jodi Shepard is good at many things. She is an excellent Commander, a deadly biotic beast on the battlefield and even a caring lover. She is intelligent, beautiful, fast and agile. But she's not perfect. There are things Shepard just can't do. This is a list of 10 of those things. (Set during ME2, but meant to just be funny so no real canon, pairing is Fem!Shep x Miranda.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,879 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Miranda L., Jack
Check, mate! by AmazonOfArcturus reviews
This is a simple story about a woman's infatuation turning into love. Set during the events of ME3, we follow Samantha Traynor closely in her pursuit to get closer to the one person she admires. Will she succeed? Or will her actions and devotion go unnoticed? (Own interpretation of ME3 but closely following canon, Fem!Shep x Traynor)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,043 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [J. Garson, Samantha T.] - Complete
Without an End by Bebus reviews
Most people say heroes fight for others. But against a threat like the Reapers, everybody needs a reason of their own, however selfish it is. One hero fights on the battlefield with guns, bullets and soldiers, the other from the shadows with knowledge, lies and power. Together, they must force an unwilling galaxy to prepare for the Reapers.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 236,541 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Getting Close by Dr Death DST reviews
While Shepard is losing her mind, Specialist Traynor sets her sights on Ashley. If Shepard can hold it together long enough, she may be able to help Traynor in her endeavor to win Ashley's heart. If you're a fan of yuri, this is for you.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Samantha T., Ashley W.] J. Garson
Grand Theft Autumn by Gauge Mnemosyne reviews
Set in GTA V era Los Santos and San Andreas, based on GTA Online. Callie is fresh off the plane and planning a life of crime and all the rewards that come with it. Her plan is turned on its head when she takes a prostitute back to her motel room. Rated M for swearing, strong sexual references, sexual situations, and violence.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/6/2013 - OC
Still Game by Corentin IV reviews
After the War, Liara and Sam are together on Ilium. But all is not well with their relationship. And when Sam discovers the reason why, the fallout will change them both. Liara x Sam. M-Rated. Fem!Slash. Kinky. NOT at all related to the Sinchi trilogy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Samantha T. - Complete
You've Got Mail! by TenyumeKasumi reviews
When Kai Leng sends a mocking message to Shepard's terminal after the commander's defeat on Thessia, the crew decide that a little spammy revenge is in order.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Kai Leng
Dinner Date by TheChemistJorax reviews
It only happened once, the commander eating in her XO's office, but somehow it was all the crew of the Normandy could whisper about for days.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,695 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Miranda L., J. Garson - Complete
It Was Dark by FlyingFleshEater reviews
Prompt from DoomKitteh: "Liara and Ashley accidentally mistaking the other for their significant other? ... Because Liara totally looks like a human and can easily be mistaken for one..."
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] [Ashley W., Samantha T.] - Complete
No Impact, No Idea by OriginalAlcy reviews
It's no good being able to drill someone from a hundred metres if you can't pull the damn trigger. A certain ex-Cerberus Operative is playing games with Ashley Williams and it's the one battle the marine isn't equipped to fight. An expansion of the Miranda/Ashley romance in Catalyst of Fate.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,025 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Ashley W., Miranda L.] - Complete
Citadel High: Year 1 by cruisader1 reviews
AU using characters from the Two Spectres saga. Join Jane Alexandria Shepard and Charles Alonso as they don't fight the reapers but survive high school onboard the Citadel. All your favorite characters will make an appearance one way or another. Rated T for some language but might change to M later on but doubtful. FShep/Liara; Charlie/Ashley
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,539 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Priority: Family by Shadeslayer95 reviews
The Reapers are defeated and the galaxy is rebuilding. This story covers the life of Jane Shepard and Liara T'Soni after the war against the Reapers. Let me show you how Shepard takes the challange of building a family! Slightly alternate Destroy-End with FemShep/Liara, the Normandy crew, some characters they met and of course OC's. Will be rated M later, because of lemon
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,455 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni]
You Won't Let Those Robots Eat Me by bojangles25 reviews
It would be tragic if those evil robots win. But Samantha Traynor knows Jane Shepard won't let those Reapers defeat them. Traynor/FemShep interaction inspired by one of my favorite songs. Rated M for language, and I guess implied adult situations, though that's just to be safe.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - J. Garson, Samantha T.
From The Other Side Of Things by Grace Kay reviews
What would be the concerns of a Regular Joe (or in this case, Joan) who worked on the Normandy? This is her story - brought to you at Diablo Kades' insistence. Rated M
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,330 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - [J. Garson, Samantha T.] [Liara T'Soni, OC] - Complete
Synthesis by Sy Itha reviews
Mass Effect 3 ending fix-it. Yes, that means spoilers. Artemis Shepard and Liara try to put the galaxy back together amidst the aftermath of the reaper invasion. Femslash.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,132 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Mass Effect: Doing the rounds by Janizary reviews
Everyone who knows Mass Effect knows about 'The Rounds'. Shepard's tireless efforts to bolster crew morale, share things that others probably feel a bit uncomfortable with, and generally pester people who might have better things to do. Some of the off-screen things our dear Commander has stumbled into in his quest for companionship. 8/15 Update: Chapter 8 - "What the parrot saw"
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - J. Garson, Shepard
Life Did Not Stop, and One Had to Live Part 1 by JeSuisLeWalrus reviews
What happens when the most famous hero in the galaxy can no longer be the public figure and just wants to be the woman she was before fate got in the way? Commander Lena Shepard has come through traumas that would break most, done things many can only dream of, and now, at the pinnacle of her achievements, is exhausted and separated from the woman she loves. This is her story.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
All That Comes After by clouisewise reviews
You didn't REALLY think that was the end, did you?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,054 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
An Unfortunate Interruption by Souplog reviews
Commander Jane Shepard is horrified to accidentally walk in on her Asari daughter discovering the wonders of making out.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,540 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Adequate Repayment by Rae D. Magdon reviews
At the end of the night, Liara decides to give Shepard a reward (or several) for attending her book release party.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] - Complete
The Ballad of Ash and Sam by thepurplewombat reviews
In A Measure of Peace, Ashley Williams and Samantha Traynor have a thing. This is how that thing happened. Prequel/Companion fic to A Measure of Peace, starts after the Cerberus Coup. Currently rated T, subject to change.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Ashley W., Samantha T.
Reverse Effect by OrbitingTheSun reviews
AU In a place where good and evil have switched sides, Heroes have become villains and villains have become heroes. Final chapter is up!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 40,489 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
The Wedding of Commander Shepard by AmityN7 reviews
18 Months after the Crucible fired the crew of the Normandy have reunited once again to celebrate the wedding of Commander Shepard. Love triangles, secret lesbian relationships and awkward encounters ensue. Featuring Kaidan, Miranda, Jack, Garrus , Liara, Shepard and many more. This story uses a Spacer FemShep. Sequel series "Shepard's Last Mission" is now up and complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,129 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] [Miranda L., Jack] - Complete
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Shepard's Last Mission by AmityN7 reviews
Shepard and Liara were enjoying Married life until a hit was placed on the Shadow Broker's head. Now Shepard is forced to embark on one final mission to save her family in a brutal tale of "Kill or be Killed" That will take Liara, Shepard and Garrus to their breaking points.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,622 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Aria T'Loak - Complete
Catalyst of Fate by OriginalAlcy reviews
Commander Evangeline Shepard never asked to be brought back from the dead and she sure as hell didn't ask for the job of taking on the Reapers. The one thing she has asked for, she can't have. Mass Effect 3 redux with reflections on ME2. FemShep/Liara
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 268,535 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
A Friendly Wager by Rae D. Magdon reviews
A scene that didn't fit in Conflict of Interest, written with Sy Itha's desperately needed assistance. Tevos has some doubts about one of Aria's requests, but a bet coaxes her into following through, with surprising and mutually pleasurable results.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos] - Complete
Stars and Wrapping Paper by budgie-alison reviews
Maybe it was too sappy, but when Liara saw it in the shop she had thought of Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Eagle Street College by skyeward reviews
Drabbles, inspired by kmeme and the poetry of Walt Whitman. Necessarily sensual in theme, otherwise loosely or not connected.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Ashley W., Samantha T. - Complete
Inversion by skyeward reviews
Samantha loves Ashley's hair.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Ashley W., Samantha T. - Complete
Catalyst by skyeward reviews
Samantha wishes she'd managed to confess her feelings before the final push to Earth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Ashley W., Samantha T. - Complete
Little Wing by lynnsielovesliara reviews
Eight years after the war with the reapers, Commander Shepard is still alive and kicking and she's still head over heels for Liara. But her new life may be more difficult to adjust to than she expected. -I am so sorry about how long it took to get the third part out! But my internet provider was being a jerk. So many thanks for your patience & to midknight576 for helping get it out
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,090 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Alternative to Love by thebluninja reviews
For Aria's Afterlife Valentine's Day competition. Right before Shepard and Tali can finally consummate their love, they get interrupted by Miranda and Jack fighting ... again. Ch2: Aria reads an online dating profile for Mordin Solus, and decides to contact him.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Miranda L., Jack - Complete
A Repeat Performance by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Written with Sy Itha, and takes place after the events of Branded and Conflict of Interest. Aria and Tevos pay a second personal visit to Shepard and Liara. (Aria/Tevos FemShep/Liara)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,593 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/3/2013 - [Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos] [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] - Complete
I Didn't Know Humans Could Bend That Way by xxWavexxRiderxx reviews
Mordin takes time out of his busy schedule to bring some 'educational' videos to Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Mordin S. - Complete
Emergency Induction Port by SilentPony reviews
This is a collection of one-shots involving mostly Tali and Shepard. Some rewrites of scenes from the ME3, others are original scenes. Hope you enjoy. Spoilers: Best to have beat the game. I won't give much away, but still... Updated!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,600 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
I Got the Magic in Me by FlyingFleshEater reviews
Rachel Berry is rubbish at wandless magic. Quinn Fabray is rubbish at saying no to anything Rachel asks of her, but she hadn't realized just how obvious she was. Quidditch, Slyterin plots, and clueless Ravenclaw Keepers abound. HP!Glee
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - [Rachel B., Quinn F.] Puck, Santana L. - Complete
Spawn by skyeward reviews
Inspired by something I read on the masskink meme. Miranda, pregnant!Jack, and all the fluff in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Miranda L., Jack - Complete
Unsent Letters to Shepard by thepurplewombat reviews
As the title says, letters to Shepard that never get sent. Post-ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
To Bask In Your Starshine by Lyta Halifax reviews
Samantha Traynor, ever the consummate chess player, finally makes her opening gambit and comes to Holly Shepard's door late one night, determined to finally get what she has sought from her, for so long...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11/2013 - [J. Garson, Samantha T.] - Complete
In Which Garrus and Kasumi Take Charge of Shepard's Wardrobe by thepurplewombat reviews
Fill for a kmeme request, which can be found here: In which Garrus is a flaming queen.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013
A Fistful of Shepards by thebluninja reviews
One Shepard spontaneously turns into two when they go to talk to Nihlus. A third appears on Eden Prime to save Ashley, a fourth appears next to the bombs, and a fifth appears immediately after the beacon explodes. What's causing all these different versions of Shepard to appear?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,890 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - J. Garson, Shepard - Complete
A Measure of Peace by thepurplewombat reviews
After destroying the Reapers, Shepard is found badly wounded but alive. A message from a surprising source leads her on a quest to save what she'd thought was lost forever. Femshep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Hannah S., Ashley W.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Twenty One Things Shepard Needs to Remember by The Space Bagel reviews
It all began with a list. Well, not exactly, more like it all began with Shepard doing something incredibly stupid. Then this evolved into several more stupid things, until Shepard had done so many stupid things that she needed to make a list to remember them all. This is that list. Read on, to discover 21 things Shepard needs to remember, and why she needs to remember them.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - J. Garson
The Star of Terra by Gauge Mnemosyne reviews
Calista Shepard's story through Mass Effect. Focusing largely on her relationship with the crew and her interactions with a certain asari archaeologist, along with the interactions her crew has with each other. Rated M for language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni]
Captain Olivia Shepard by bodzaital reviews
After the famous Commander Shepard gets under house arrest, Hackett assigns Captain Olivia Shepard as the commander of the Normandy. Will she be able to fulfill that role? Does not follows ME storyline.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - J. Garson, Shepard
Hannah and her Daughter by Rulid reviews
The story surrounds Messalina Shepard and her mother Hannah, and how their troubled relationship progressed through the years. FemShep x Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,757 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - J. Garson, Hannah S. - Complete
An Inevitable Eventuality by MoiraM reviews
All good things must come to an end. Even the great Commander Shepard is only human. Almost 200 years after the Reaper War, Liara and Shepard must deal with the inevitable. F!Shep/Liara. Rated T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Speculation by Knight of the Raven reviews
ME2, Normandy SR-2. Some questions are best left unasked.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2013 - J. Garson - Complete
This Night by GoldGod reviews
Commander Shephard knew all about nights aboard the Normandy, but this night was different. Follows the infamous choice on Virmire, its aftermath and the events that led to that final, terrible decision. FemShep/Kaidan Femshep/Ashley
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2013 - J. Garson, Ashley W., Kaidan A. - Complete
After the Party - Citadel DLC by Servala reviews
so what happend after the party we gave? and who live in the appartment next to Shepard? Can Liara control her biotic if she is drunk and more important: what has Aria T Loak to do with Councillor Tevos?
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos, Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
PRECIOUS by fishbone76 reviews
Post ME3 Traynor/Femshep ficlet with fluff, some smut, drama and humour.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2013 - [Samantha T., J. Garson] - Complete
Up by Knight of the Raven reviews
Raven hasn't been herself lately, and Cyborg fully intends to help his friend.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Cyborg, Raven - Complete
Craving Physical Contact by Lyaksandra reviews
With Shepard carrying the burden of an entire galaxy on her shoulders, the responsibility to further the cohesion and synergy of the people aboard the Normandy falls to someone else. Fortunately, she is perfectly willing to take on that mantle.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - EDI
Rhapsody in Blue by Theodur reviews
A tale of romance between Commander Morgan Shepard and Dr. Liara T'Soni, from the mines of Therum to the streets of London, and beyond. As of Chapter 122, the Reapers have been defeated and this story has moved into post-war territory.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 153 - Words: 559,268 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] [Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos] - Complete
Secret Asari and an obvious volus by Javamonsoon reviews
A fed up volus sparks a revolution by tipping three asari strippers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Aria T'Loak, Aethyta - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ghost In the Machine by sparrowfalling reviews
He wears the armor she died in. One-shot Legion/FemShep friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/28/2013 - J. Garson, Legion - Complete
Hot Tub by ArinSkye reviews
Sweet, happy, smutty Shenko one-shot set during the ME3 Citadel DLC... They put the hot tub to its best possible use... Very, very PWP!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2013 - [Kaidan A., Shepard] - Complete
Shepard and Liara's Night Together by AmityN7 reviews
The war with the Reapers has taken it's toll on Commander Shepard so she decides to invite Liara up to her cabin to blow off some steam resulting in some awkward encounters with Garrus and James Vega.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, James V. - Complete
Reunited by collecting-your-victims reviews
"Through the rubble of ruins, a gasp echoes through the quietness and the rubble moves slightly. Commander Kat Shepard shoves the rocks off her as she stumbles to her feat, brown hair sticking to her face and blood gushing from her wounds and gasping for air as if it were her last. Well, it almost was." Fluffy one shot of Shepard surviving. Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Discipline of Silence by Blackdeer7 reviews
Liara is taught a lesson that she will not soon forget. Warning: smut and fluff alert. FShep/Liara. Rated M for sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2013 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
The Many Deaths Of Kai Leng by Blood-Hawk-531 reviews
Kai Leng is dead. He has died at the hands of a myriad of people, across an incalculable number of alternate worlds. These are some of the many deaths of the one known as Kai Leng, the Cerberus assassin. A one-shot celebrating the humiliation of everyone's least favourite Shepard-wannabe. Warnings for death, language, and implied brutality.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Complete
War tends to put things into perspective by paxbanana reviews
Ashley grows close to Sam through the events of ME3 (Sam/Ash). Slightly AU, in which the catalyst is actually a weapon that destroys the Reapers. femslash
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Ashley W., Samantha T., J. Garson - Complete
Surprise! Buttse -- by SpaceRanger reviews
- Or Not...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
Fools, All of You! by TenyumeKasumi reviews
What began as a series of harmless pranks aboard the Normandy quickly escalated into something way over the team's heads. Just how does April Fool's Day on Commander Shepard's ship go down? Rated for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2013 - J. Garson, Joker, Mordin S., EDI - Complete
Night on the Town by thepurplewombat reviews
Ever wondered what Jack did after she met up with Shepard at Purgatory? (This is a commission fic, written for the awesome guy who drew my profile picture) Pairing is Jack/OC. If you want to review, that would make me so happy there aren't even any WORDS for how happy I would be :D. I've never written Jack POV so please tell me if you think I got her wrong.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Jack - Complete
ME 3 Honeymoon by Servala reviews
One month after the Reaperwar, after "just a little nervous" and before "life after reaper" Liara and Jane Shepard are on their honeymoon. But Liara is so deep in her mind, that Shepard got a little... concerned
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Sing Blue Silver by Lyta Halifax reviews
On the night of their wedding, late into the reception, Liara and Shepard sneak off together to find someplace more secluded. This is the story of what happens next. This is the story of the night their daughter was conceived. (Liara/Femshep, obviously. A little free-form-y and experimental, you've been warned)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Daddy's Magic Sparkle Princess by Lyta Halifax reviews
As Liara and Shepard's wedding approaches, Aethyta decides to have a serious "talk" with the Commander about her intentions towards her daughter, as well as a frank discussion about Shepard's previous conquests
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] Aethyta - Complete
Shepard's Log by Gauge Mnemosyne reviews
Commander Shepard of the SSV Normandy is having trouble. Not with a Rogue Spectre, or the endless fire-fights she engages in with geth, Krogan Warlords and the like. Nope, she's having feelings for an alien, and she's just not that sure about it, darn it. A humorous look at what a bad-ass Paragade FemShep might write in a hypothetical journal about Liara T'Soni.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Someplace Far Away To Spend The Rest Of Your Life by cassie.hack reviews
Having a new, huge house and a baby doesn't exactly make life easier for Shepard and Miranda... Continues the events from "The Days Of Saving The Galaxy Are Over"...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,350 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Miranda L., J. Garson - Complete
Breathe Me by cassie.hack reviews
Even heroes have their breaking point...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
The Commander and the Thief by Gauge Mnemosyne reviews
Two lonely souls get to know each other on the Normandy SR2. They laugh, they cry (well, one of them does), and they sleep together. Wait, I mean they use the same bed at the same time. No, that isn't right. Hmm, it seems you don't have to be drunk to mess that up! FemShep/Kasumi pairing set during the earlier days of Mass Effect 2. Rated M for language and sexual references.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Kasumi G., J. Garson]
In the Wee Hours of the Morn by Netherworld reviews
There's a lot of insomnia among the crew of the Normandy. One woman in particular, however, has been getting precious little sleep lately. For once it's not the dreams of slavers or her team being killed; no, this time it's far more pleasant images that plague her mind. With the implications that they represent, the commander can't rest until she's faced the source they stem from.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Limericks by Gauge Mnemosyne reviews
There once was a game called Mass Effect, now try and find something that rhymes with Mass Effect. You cannot do it, so just poo-poo it, here are some limericks inspired by Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013
Uncommon Bonds by Tayg reviews
AU/Rated M/ FemShep-Liara. Follow the story of a young mercenary hired to protect the daughter of an Asari Matriarch while falling in love and dealing with their pasts. Will not follow standard ME storylines. Romance/Comfort/Angst/Fluff
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 163,315 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
From End to Beginning by sepoveda reviews
Shepard has always been patient with Liara, but that patience has a breaking point.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,634 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
My Favorite Little Krogan by YourLovelyMajesty reviews
One-shot. Takes place after Attican Traverse: Krogan Team and Tuchanka in Mass Effect 3. Grunt's been laid up in the hospital after taking on the rachni on Utukku. Shepard decides to stop in and see how he's doing, and learns a little bit more about her krogan friend.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2013 - J. Garson, U. Grunt - Complete
Here After by KadeSmash85 reviews
Picks up right after the ending Extended cut of ME3. Katelyn Shepard and Liara Tsoni are separated after the Crucible destroyed the Reapers. Neither know if the other is alive, but both are determined to find one another. With the damaged relays will they be able to reunite? Only time will tell. femshep/liara. Follows cannon, not my other story line. (Rewrite in process)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,825 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson
After the storm by kidbeta reviews
The story picks up immediately after the defeat of the Reapers and focuses on the lives of Commander Jane Shepard and Dr. Liara T'Soni. What will the future hold now their biggest battle is over?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Entregarme by Niamh St. George reviews
When "It'll be fun!" bears too striking a resemblance to "death by humiliation." A Citadel DLC ficlet.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Going Home by A Touch Of Purple reviews
After the final war with the Reapers is finally won, Joker finds himself with some goodbyes still left to say. And as usual, EDI refuses to let him do it alone. EDI/Joker. One-Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Joker, EDI - Complete
Rise and Fall by winter156 reviews
Ummm...smut basically
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Mass Effect: Costume Play by Charles Spencer reviews
Seven years after The Reaper War, Gianna Parasini is contacted by Miranda Lawson...the war hero said she had important information to give to the investigator. But when Gianna goes to meet Miranda, she gets much more than she expected. This story is for adults only and has explicit language and situations, so don't let any kids near it! Fair warning!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Miranda L., Oriana L. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 7,922 - Follows: 4,858 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Face the Firing Squad by livvi695 reviews
One-Shot showing Shepard's return to earth to be arrested after the events of Arrival. Shepard and her crew decide to go out with a bang by putting on a little 'show' for her firing squad. Features Shepard/Garrus romance but not explicit.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
So Much Blue by Shinzo-X reviews
(Lane Shepard) You're just a clusterfuck of gangly limbs and shitty people skills and all those ghosts you drag behind you.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
From Mama Shep to Baby Grunt by Aurora Musis Amica reviews
The beginning of the third year of a krogan's life is marked by the rite of mobility – teaching them to ride. Except Grunt is a bit more developed than the average krogan child, so an appropriate challenge has to be found. Shepard hatches a daring plan: They're going to ride a thresher maw. (Crack, minor FemShepxWrex)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/25/2013 - J. Garson, U. Grunt, U. Wrex - Complete
Erasing Lines by TheGethhaveacrushonme reviews
Your average kinky, smutty, at some point probably unbearably fluffy Jackanda story. Wildly meandering points of view. I really tried to get in some halfway plausible character development, but my impatience always gets the better of me. Tell me what you think! Rated M for reasons.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Miranda L., Jack - Complete
Lasting Impressions by RebelATS reviews
The moment the Normandy left Earth, Specialist Samantha Traynor was uncertain about serving under Commander Shepard. One thing was certain, from their first meeting to every interaction they encountered, the Commander always left a lasting impression.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [J. Garson, Samantha T.]
The Morning After by Grace Kay reviews
Isabela's wicked ways make a mess of things, and she's forced to clean it up. Smut warning.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2013 - [Merrill, unknown 1] Isabela - Complete
What day is it? by Ms Sticha reviews
Joker never misses an opportunity to mess with Shepard, and she is too busy to see it coming. One-shot based on today's holiday. Rated T for a little language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - J. Garson - Complete
Bad Day by Trishata96 reviews
Al-Jilani failed to get a decent interview off Shepard, so she resorts to asking Shepard's squad. Which doesn't turn out well... Something i wrote on the Kink Meme
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - J. Garson - Complete
Is There a Problem Here? by Infinite Stupidity reviews
Shepard sets out to save the galaxy from the impending doom it faces once more. Keeping the peace between her collection of aliens and the Cerberus crew will be more difficult than she thinks, but if anyone can do it, Shepard Commander can. Right? Follows the events of Mass Effect 2, mostly cannon. fem!Shepard x ? romance included.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - J. Garson
Restraint by TheGethhaveacrushonme reviews
After Shepard left her team behind and faced the reaper on Rannoch all by herself, Liara is battling with her feelings. Angst, fluff and smut ensue, not necessarily in that order. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Vega's Valentine by The Outlander reviews
Even James Vega doesn't want to spend Valentine's Day in solitude. Luckily, Purgatory is bustling with life, and one girl in particular has peaked his interest. One-shot. Rated T for some coarse language and sexual innuendo/suggestions.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2013 - James V., Jack - Complete
EDI's Search for Purpose by Inkess reviews
After discussing her purpose with Commander Shepard, EDI decides that she'll find one in her relationship with Joker. That means entering previously uncharted territory. Is she up for it or will the spontaneity prove too much for her? For the Valentine's Day competition in Aria's Afterlife forum. (One-shot.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Joker, EDI - Complete
Jennifer by TheGethhaveacrushonme reviews
Jack struggles to come to terms with an unexpected piece of information. Very short. Slight angst with a hint of fluffy Shep(f)/Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Jack - Complete
The Fan Club by pixiedust8831 reviews
The aliens aboard the Normandy find a surprising figure in Earth's history and the adoration begins. masseffectkink prompt
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - U. Wrex, U. Grunt - Complete
Of All the Gin Joints in All the World by TexasWatermelon reviews
A retelling and reworking of some key events of ME1, with a femslashy twist. Abigaile Shepard: Vanguard, Colonist, Ruthless. Renegon, because I don't believe that anyone is completely impenetrable and incapable of change. Rating for language and content. FemShep/Ashley.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,526 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/4/2008 - J. Garson, Ashley W.
Bro Effect by TenyumeKasumi reviews
A series using the Brotips at brotips dot com as prompts. Each fill has the potential to be about anything and everything - literally. Need I say more? Rated for language (mainly) though considering the amount of creative freedom, may include violence and innuendos as well.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012
Without an End by Wolfstar888 reviews
The problem with experiencing Akuze and then working for Cerberus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - J. Garson - Complete
Shepard's Daddy Issues by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Mordin had come to see Shepard as the treasured daughter he never had, seeking his advice and regales of his past battles almost everyday whenever she could spare. So when it comes to giving bedroom advice to his little girl's alien boyfriend, it's only natural he would take an unprecedented interest in the matter. Too bad Garrus didn't see that coming.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Garrus V., Mordin S. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Shepard by geekybones reviews
It's Commander London Shepard's first birthday since the end of the Reaper Wars. Her wife, Tali, has a surprise for her involving a blindfold and, much to the Commander's disappointment, it's not sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2013 - J. Garson, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Love Thy Mako by millsenberry reviews
There is a special bond between Shepard & her M35 Mako. She suspects her crew feel a connection with the tank, too. They're always asking her if they can drive it. Very short piece, pure humour. ME1.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2013 - J. Garson - Complete
The Hero We Deserve by Random Equinox reviews
Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters. A novelization of Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 2: Overlord.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 441,575 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Shepard - Complete
The Reaper Empress by Scorpio-666 reviews
Bioware/EA own all. A retelling of "Empress Shepard". Slightly AU. One-shot? No beta! Control ending / EC inspired / Renegade Shepard / Fem-slash.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/18/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
The Monster Under The Bed by Trishata96 reviews
Liara and John Shepard decide to spend a rare evening together three years after the birth of their daughter, Juno. The Normandy crew, now under Spectre Alenko's command, happily offer to baby-sit. Though when Juno has a nightmare in the middle of the night, some of the crew decide to have words with the monster. POST ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kaidan A., Shepard - Complete
People Like Us - Redux by Blackdeer7 reviews
Another playful, fluffy romp featuring Liara T'Soni and Lakota Shepard. Takes place between ME2 & ME3. A romance mixed with light adventure and sprinkled with oodles of humor. This is a sequel to the original "People Like Us" story, but can be read as a standalone.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,168 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
ME3 Shower in the morning by Servala reviews
after her meeting with a very jealus Liara in "it was only chess" Traynor is a little... nervous around Liara and try to avoid her. but it didn t worked... that... well
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,092 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 3,388 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Gesundheit! by cassie.hack reviews
Title says it all. Liara experiences her first cold...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Closer by cassie.hack reviews
"Shepard listens to me!" "And you're single, aren't you?" Before she can stop it, her father's words have already managed to confuse Liara. Shepard couldn't be... could she?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Christmas on the Normandy by Octoberskys reviews
A little taste of what Xmas would be like on the Normandy. Written by some of the greatest Liara/Fem Shep FF writers. Blackdeer, DaDoozer, Elizabeth Carter, and more to come.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Fort Normandy by Thanatos34 reviews
Joker decides to use alcoholic assistance, (on Kelly's advice), to get Shepard and Garrus to acknowledge their feelings for each other. Shenanigans ensue as things don't exactly go according to plan. Rated T for suggestive material, (i.e. Joker being Joker).
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
Merry Mass Effectmas! by Bebus reviews
The saviour of the galaxy takes her friends on a Christmas holiday! Shepard and Liara are playing in the snow, while Ashley starts an icy battle. Garrus can't skate, Tali's emergency induction port isn't working, and Wrex overindulges in a Christmas concoction brewed up by Aethyta! Featuring a guest appearance from the ice queen! M for Xmas romance and language. Complete fluff!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Cowboys, Horses, and Girls by Grace Kay reviews
Oh My! Jane Shepard is a cowboy. Or a spy. Or a marine. Depends on the day and the assignment, really. Accompanied by James, she goes on her last under-cover mission - to rescue the damsel-in-distress. Definitely AU. Femslash, be warned. And not-so-fem slash.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,184 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Samantha T.] - Complete
Joker's Guide to Surviving Shepard by millsenberry reviews
Shepard happens across a document Joker has been secretly sending to new crew members aboard the Normandy on the Shadow Broker's terminal. Pure humour, giving a little insight to my head canon Shepard. Takes place after the Citadel Coup & completion of the "From Ashes" DLC, ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/19/2012 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Cracks by Orunmila reviews
This story was a fill for the mass effect kinkmeme. After a passionate night of sex, Liara leaves scratches on F!Shep's back. Hilarity ensues.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Somewhere This Perfect by budgie-alison reviews
In the corner is the first Christmas tree Shepard's ever set up. It's lopsided and none of the decorations seem to match like they did in the catalogues, but she loves it.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
One Rule by Bebus reviews
Somebody's breaking Aria's rule, and there's nothing she can do about it. M for language and sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos - Complete
Ryncol: A Tale of Two Memories by MiizBHavvin reviews
Once again it's shore leave time aboard the SR-1. Uh oh, this means awkward Liara finally meets Krogan alcohol. Hehehe. :D
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
The Unattainable by Orunmila reviews
A fill for kmeme. Shepard can't sleep, try as she might there are too many distractions, too many faces mercilessly pulling her away from her bed. And they will pay. Growl.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Starcrossed Lovers by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Shepard and Liara's eldest is caught in a compromising position with Aria and Tevos's daughter. Shepard is horrified, Aria finds the entire situation hilarious, Tevos is concerned about some questionable extranet purchases, and everyone needs a drink. Or several. Post-MMIP and Conflict of Interest
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/28/2012 - [Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos] [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] - Complete
Deepest Desires by psychotic-cat17 reviews
Liara's bane in the bedroom is that Shepard always has such perfect control, so she sets out to do something about it. What can she possibly do to finally push FemShep over the edge? Find a way to fulfill Shepard's deepest desire, that's what. PLEASE NOTE RATING. FemShep/Liara pairing
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,867 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/14/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Mass Effect (Abridged) by Iwritereviews reviews
Now with no chemical additives. Starts with ME1 and goes forward. For the purposes of this parody I am using my canon Paragon FemShep. FemShep/Garrus. Also Dr. Chakwas/Anderson. Am open to suggestions for other pairings. Rated T for swearing and implied sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
The Elusive Snitch by OriginalAlcy reviews
It has been a terrible week for Fin – the rest of her Quidditch team blame her for a recent loss, she received the first 'D' of her life & then there's the trifling matter of Voldemort's rise to power. Fin couldn't care less about any of it – there's only one thing she wants…(Harry Potter-verse, OCs)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2012 - OC - Complete
A Toy Story by MiizBHavvin reviews
Time warp back to an innocent Liara receiving an inconspicuous, naughty package meant for our galaxy's hero. Hehehe that's my summary.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
I should go by FallenTemplar709 reviews
Aethyta decides to spend some time onboard the Normandy with her daughter. Can Jane survive an entire month of her father-in-law's dirty mouth? Will Liara die of embarrasement? Lets find out! This is my first fic, so be gentle.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,804 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/9/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] Aethyta - Complete
Everybody Wants A Slice by Grace Kay reviews
Ever wonder what Communications Specialist Samantha Traynor did during all that downtime we didn't see her taking on the Citadel?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Samantha T. - Complete
A Heart-to-Heart by MoiraM reviews
Garrus and Liara have a heart-to-heart about their relationships with Shepard while the Commander sleeps nearby. Set during the events of Mass Effect 3, after Rannoch but before Thessia. This fic is more about the friendship between Liara and Garrus, however their relationships with Shepard, especially Liara's, feature prominently. Generic!FemShep and FemShep/Liara romance warning!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Shepard - Complete
It's Called Revenge, Shepard by Reyavie reviews
What's this about letting Kaidan get away with Horizon? What is?
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Home by budgie-alison reviews
Shepard and Liara try to adjust to a non-military life on Earth after the reaper invasion.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
T'Soni, Asari Ranger by Bebus reviews
Liara shares certain traits with an ancient Earth hero...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Little Things by ntmnky reviews
Interrelated vignettes surrounding femShepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 9/23/2010 - J. Garson
Rose Vines by Sy Itha reviews
A retelling of a classic. Falere has been left to watch over the monastery while the reaper war rages on. When asari commando Erenya Kurin crash lands on her planet, is she saved by Falere, or lured into an even worse danger? Rated M for lesbian content. Yes, that's right. Femslash. Falere/OC. Brief mentionings of Femshep/Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,092 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Embarrassing Packages by SpaceRanger reviews
In hindsight, Liara should've known that opening this was a bad idea.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] Hannah S., Aethyta - Complete
3 AM by SpaceRanger reviews
Well needed short fluff in the early morning
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
Learning Experience by Ikasury reviews
Jack is bored. This is a very bad thing, especially when she's not in the mood to maim, kill, or beat the sh*t out of someone and instead goes exploring and figures out where the ducts lead. Legion had no idea that 'studying Organics' would turn into an experience involving three human females on his rest station, a holo screen, and hours upon hours of banned footage...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Jack, Legion, Kasumi G. - Complete
Parenting, Vakarian Style by Reyavie reviews
Seriously, does anyone expect a Shepard-Vakarian kid to solve things peacefully?
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
A memory shared, a connection forged by Bebus reviews
Liara shares a dream with the Spectre keeping her hostage. Will Faith Shepard trust the daughter of the enemy? Mass Effect, as Liara would see it. Rated M for language, adult themes and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,733 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Doctor's Prescription by Lyaksandra reviews
Liara T'soni abuses her biotic power and the leverage she has on Commander Shepard. Because sometimes fire has to be fought with fire.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
PPS—Stay Frosty by Midnight Lion reviews
A selection of emails sent and received by one Dr. Liara T'Soni during the events of Mass Effect 2. You can take the asari off of the Normandy, but that doesn't mean the Normandy's crew will leave her alone! Takes place within the 'Pressure' universe. NOW WITH TWO CHAPTERS, OMG.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,863 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
The Days Of Saving The Galaxy Are Over by cassie.hack reviews
Set after ME3. Mainly my idea of what might happen to all the characters after the ending... while Miranda & Shepard try to keep their household intact...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,938 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Miranda L., J. Garson - Complete
Human Practice by Lyaksandra reviews
An absolutely oblivious Liara receives a visit from a completely evil Shepard. The results are scientifically noteworthy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
Shard Wine by FluffyCannibal reviews
Shepard wakes up with a Krogan charging inside her head and no recollection of the night before, so her squad fill her in on the details. Mild ME3 spoilers. One shot. And Shepard can be a little...outrageous...in places.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Caught by WolfBloodBaptism reviews
Beast Boy is caught in a compromising situation by Raven and freaks. But does this lead to something more? BB/Rae, adult situations, now with lemon flavoring!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Beast Boy, Raven
Honor by psychotic-cat17 reviews
Shepard gets into a fight with a crew member over her relationship with Liara. FemShep/Liara pairing
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
It's the Little Things by janiejanine reviews
The crew's favorite things.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Kasumi G. - Complete
Odd Little Shorts by The Odd Little Turtle reviews
Drabbles written for Wednesday Prompts at the ME Challenge LiveJournal. Short, badly written and mostly stupid. You've been warned. Features a good chunk of Joker, Ashley, Kaidan, Shepard, and James Vega but I make fun of other characters too.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011
Marked by SpaceRanger reviews
In her defense, it had been a busy day for Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
Surrender by KalenCaelli reviews
Shepard and Liara spend the night before Ilos with each other: a one-shot based on the Dark Energy universe of Melaradark
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Rebirth by Rae D. Magdon reviews
"Fix-It" Fic that takes place after the final battle of Mass Effect 3. Liara/Shepard pairing
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,872 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson]
Eyeballing It: Random Mass Effect Drabble by xXthecatalystXx reviews
Random drabble featuring FemShep and the gang. With guest appearances from Serviceman Chung, Tali's shotgun, Charr the poetry reciting Krogan, and other favorites. BioWare owns the characters, I just like to play with them a bit...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 30,219 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - J. Garson
The best father a girl could wish for by LogicalPremise reviews
Liara's discussion with Matriarch Aethyta, in full. FShep/Liara, bits and pieces. M for some racy , dirty language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,338 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] Aethyta - Complete
Renegade or Paragon In Bed by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Two drabbles based on the conversation wheel we all know and love. The first has a paragon FemShep being a total renegade in bed, and the second has a renegade FemShep that ends up being a paragon in bed. Liara/FemShep pairing
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/8/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] - Complete
20 Questions by Tayg reviews
One shot FemShep/Liara during original Mass Effect. M for some language. Scene that takes place between almost-kiss scene and love scene. Shepard tries to flirt with Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Regarding The Dress by Rae D. Magdon reviews
From the ME Kink Meme. Every woman needs a little black dress, but Shepard's crew holds an intervention when they notice her favorite outfit is showing too much skin. Meanwhile, Aria and Anderson are also interested in the dress... for different reasons.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] - Complete
Display by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Another Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Anonymous poster wanted to see Liara doing a dance/striptease for FemShep in the Captain's Cabin. Here you go, Anon. Now, someone ELSE go fill prompts on the thread for a change, you slackers! I'm all out of fic again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/21/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] - Complete
Euphemisms by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Spawned by this prompt: "I'd like to see Aethyta advising FemShep and Liara on ways to spice up their sex life in the most hilariously crude and dirty manner possible. FemShep and Liara feel increasingly awkward and uncomfortable as she continues on."
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/20/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] - Complete
By Any Other Name by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Wrex tells his children how their namesakes cured the genophage, Jacob's son hears about how Shepard destroyed the Collectors, and Shepard's daughter wonders why she seems to be the only kid not named after her father. FemShep/Liara, with Wrex and Jacob
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/20/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] - Complete
Hope on the Horizon by DragonsWillFly reviews
A journal entry from Liara T'Soni after the final battle of the Reapers. Slight spoilers... DO NOT READ if you become upset at spoilers. Warning people ahead of time!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Liara T'Soni - Complete
Special Delivery by Rae D. Magdon reviews
The Normandy receives a very special delivery, but more than one person thinks the package is for them. Jack/Miranda, Liara/FemShep, Tali/? Warning for total insanity/crackfic and the mention of sex toys
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/16/2012 - [Miranda L., Jack] [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] - Complete
Interspecies Awkwardness Thing, Indeed by Vixen Argentum reviews
To Shepard, being with Garrus was worth the headache. Literally. Kink meme fill. Garrus/FemShep. Fluff with lots of biology humor.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 168 - Published: 1/17/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Honesty by psychotic-cat17 reviews
Alex verbalizes a private thought that stuns Olivia speechless. While Alex tries desperately to fix her impulsive slip Olivia decides she doesn't want Alex to take it back.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/10/2012 - A. Cabot, O. Benson - Complete
Mission Briefs by pookakitten reviews
Drabbles mostly due to the ME Challenge LJ group. I've started posting groups of new drabbles in one chapter. Drabbles with Mass Effect 3 spoilers will have their own chapter with the presence of spoilers noted in the chapter and the chapter title.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010
A Mass Effect Christmas Jingle by Blackdeer7 reviews
While working in engineering on Christmas Eve, Tali comes up with her own lyrics to a playful holiday jingle. Happy Holidays!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Real Thing by Vixen Argentum reviews
Shepard shows Tali that she doesn't need to take off her exosuit to have a good time. FemShep/Tali, Femslash. More detailed warnings inside.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/20/2011 - J. Garson, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Disconnect by Vixen Argentum reviews
Liara wonders what Tali can sense from under the cover of her exosuit. Liara/Tali fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Shepard's Surprise! by Octoberskys reviews
Liara let's fem Shepard in on a little secret.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Behind Glowing Eyes by RebelATS reviews
Commander Candylan aka Dylan Shepard has fallen in love with her quarian crew member Tali'Zorah. Can Dylan convince Tali that gender isn't everything when it comes to love? "Hacker" is a short story that takes place after Behind Glowing Eyes
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/19/2011 - J. Garson, Tali'Zorah
Gamer's Delight by Jalaras reviews
5 Members of the Normandy's Crew play Axis and Allies. What role will Mordin have to do in all of this? Short stories about the crew of the Normandy playing games.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Mordin S., Shepard
Marvelous fellow All of him by Purple Butter reviews
Many members of the Normandy's crew have had brief encounters with a certain Time Lord...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Nothing will stand in my way by Octoberskys reviews
A story of Fem Shepard and how she tries to overcome possibly the hardest obsticle in her path so far. Fem Shepard/Liara pairing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Reboot by Mage-Alia reviews
AU - Shepard died, one day in the future, and somehow managed to wake up, right back at the beginning... A 'What if' where Commander Shepard remembered the last Play through...
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Shepard
Sub Specie Aeternitatis by N.Q. Wilder reviews
Taking place during the events of ME2 and leading up LotSB, a sequel of sorts to "All Things Pass." A story about loss, promises, and love. Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,668 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard - Complete
Through the Veil by Blackdeer7 reviews
Unbeknownst to Lakota Shepard, down in the dull, dark depths of the engineering bay, has always been the light that burns fiercest only for her. Covering the timeline from ME1, ME2 and beyond. This is Tali's story, told in her own words... Tali/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] - Complete
Kittens, Poker, and BoxerBriefs by darknessslayer0 reviews
A random one shot story I used for a contest and won admin's choice . Hope you enjoy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Joker, Shepard - Complete
BODY SWAP by Purple Butter reviews
After discovering a mysterious prothean crystal, Mordin experiments with body swapping aboard the Normandy. A cracky one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Mordin S., EDI - Complete
Mind of the Queen by Ranubis reviews
A brief look into the mind of the Rachni Queen going into ME3. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Court Charges by Ranubis reviews
Shepard has been called to Alliance court to account for his actions in the 'Arrival Incident'. And a few others as well... One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12/2011 - J. Garson - Complete
All Things Pass by N.Q. Wilder reviews
"All things pass, love and mankind are grass." At least, that's what Shepard told herself. But some things you don't want to pass you by. - - A look at the Shepard/Liara romance. T for some language and a little sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard - Complete
Eternity's Last Embrace by centauri2002 reviews
FemShep: Set in 2399 - Liara reminisces about her time spent with Shepard. Rated M for intimate moments between the couple.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/2/2011 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
The Bet by Raeighteen21 reviews
Alex challenges Olivia to a week-long bet, which both of them quickly start to enjoy... while their friends enjoy tormenting them about it. Oh no. Rae D. Magdon and 1821 collaborating? The world will implode from the smut...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,806 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - A. Cabot, O. Benson - Complete
Unconditional by paxbanana reviews
The person that was cursed to become a beast was no prince at all. femslash
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Something Special by Blackdeer7 reviews
Liara T'Soni reunites with her former lover, Lakota Shepard, on the Normandy SR-2. This is an extended cabin scene from LotSB. Ahem...yeah...romance abounds.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/10/2010 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
In The Dead of Night by n7walker reviews
Miranda can't sleep. So she does what we all do. She messes around on the net. She writes a letter. She makes some personal discoveries. One-Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Miranda L., Shepard - Complete
Comments Along the Way by Blackdeer7 reviews
Liara toured the Normandy SR-2 after the events on the Shadow Broker base. The following are some comments she heard from Lakota Shepard's loyal crew members. One-shot. FemShep/Liara. Bioware owns 'em, I'm just taking 'em out to play.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/28/2010 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
One out of nine by silverbirch reviews
Everyone knows how Voldemort was defeated - or thinks they do. Let Crookshanks tell you the real story of how he overcame a dark wizard, with a little help from some humans, and still had time for romance. JK Rowling obviously owns it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,746 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris - Complete
Unacceptable Temptation by paxbanana reviews
Rachel has far different motives for getting rid of Sunshine than anyone suspects.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Rachel B. - Complete
Run, Hero, Run by Random Equinox reviews
No one likes boring, grind-type side quests. Heroes, villains, everyone else-they all hate them. The difference lies in how they handle it. This is how one particular hero tried to cope.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Shepard - Complete
Catching Up by Dr. Rex Greylin reviews
Five years after Graduation four old friends get together for a few drinks. Let's listen in...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Kim P. - Complete
Potions Mishap by dogbertcarroll reviews
Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
The birdies by Blizdal reviews
There was once a Veela. Harry was also there. They didn't get along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 6,234 - Follows: 1,970 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Parseltongue Prejudice by Yunaine reviews
After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 745 - Published: 6/25/2008 - [Harry P., Hannah A.] - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 4,260 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Paperwork by MiriRen reviews
Saving the galaxy might have been the easy part, compared to the paperwork required afterward. But there's still time for love. FemShep x Liara
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2541 - Favs: 6,902 - Follows: 2,475 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Vive, L'Amour ! by sittingpretty reviews
The Weasleys have always had a slight fetish for the French. So it's no surprise that, upon the occasion of her brother's wedding to Fleur Delacour, Ginny begins to fall for Fleur's young sister, Gabrielle, a passionate but mysterious French girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Ginny W., Gabrielle D.
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Commander Wednesday Shepard (nee Addams) Part 3: In The Balance reviews
In AD2186, War was Beginning. Wednesday Shepard returns one last time to be the hero the galaxy needs and deserves, but not necessarily wants. By the time she's done, either the galaxy will kill the Reapers, the Reapers will kill the galaxy, or she will kill everything. Besides, it's not fun if there isn't blood everywhere! Rated M for sex, violence, language and Addams!
Crossover - Mass Effect & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 91,461 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/26/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Wednesday A., Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
Harri Potter and the Lost Shepard reviews
After firing the Crucible, Shepard is flung into a different universe, where she collides with Sirius Black just as he's thrown into the Veil, saving them both. How will a biotic Shepard affect this universe? One where the Chosen One happens to be a Hyacinth Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived? Rated M for swearing, violence and sex
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 164,861 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] J. Garson
Commander Wednesday Shepard (nee Addams) Part 2: Prized Collection reviews
The Collectors fired the first shot, killing the fearsome Wednesday Shepard. But they should have read more of HP Lovecraft. "That is not dead, which can eternal lie. And with strange eons, even Death may die." Wednesday's back, and she's not happy about the inconvenience they caused her. Rated M for more of the violence, language and weirdness you've come to love and expect.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 276,418 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] Garrus V., Morticia A. - Complete
The Final Countdown reviews
Every game of chess begins with a clear board. Every war begins with preparations. Every story has the little moments that came before, that shape the story and its players. As the Reaper war looms closer, Wednesday Shepard (nee Addams) and her crew prepare the galaxy for the fight of its, and everyone's, lives.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,650 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Complete
The Man He Feared reviews
They always said he was the only man Voldemort feared. A tale of what should have happened after Halloween 1981, and how Dumbledore could have been the great and powerful wizard that he's hyped as. Harry will grow up loved and Tom Riddle will stay dead, if Albus Dumbledore has anything to say about it. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D., Alice L.
Little Deaths reviews
Shepard is a born leader, in complete control of her life. Liara is timid, having been controlled all of her life. When they found each other, they discovered something wonderful. Liara has finally found something she can control, and Shepard has finally found someone she can surrender to. Connected to another story I have written, but can be read standalone. Rated M for reasons!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,517 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Kiss the Girl reviews
Shepard and Liara's anniversary is coming up, and Garrus has a plan. A plan that involves a fancy restaurant, some willing conspirators, and a microphone. Takes place in the Normandy Entertainment universe, with all of those pairings. Update: Now with other characters singing songs that show their true feelings coming to light. Rated T for minor sexual references.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,535 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 4/17/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Garrus V., Samantha T.
Wednesday's Interlude reviews
Wednesday Shepard (nee Addams) is dead, killed by a surprise attack by an unknown foe. But the rest of her crew is alive. How will they react and move on from the death of someone who has changed their lives so profoundly, whether they wanted her to or not? Rated M for more of the violence and unconventional relationships with canon and reality.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,301 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Garrus V., Wednesday A. - Complete
Commander Wednesday Shepard (nee Addams) Part 1: Classified Memories reviews
Commander Wednesday Shepard is the Alliance's first Spectre, both their brightest star and darkest secret weapon. She is also an Addams. Tune in as she wreaks havoc on the galaxy at large, as only an Addams truly can. Rated M for violence and relationships, both unconventional and devious. Now Complete, and will be followed by 'Interlude'
Crossover - Mass Effect & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,807 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Wednesday A., Pugsley A. - Complete
Anti-Biotics, new from FFCH Specialist Solutions! reviews
"Tired of krogan battlemasters stomping your squad? Asari mercs getting you down? Volus vanguards just too tough? Then you need to get some Anti-Biotics! the new product line from FFCH Specialist Solutions." Oneshot, not related to anything in particular and apropos of nothing. Just one of those random plot bunnies. Slightly crack, read at your own peril.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2013 - J. Garson - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces reviews
Post-Synthesis, the newly united galaxy focuses on rebuilding and looking to the future without Shepard holding their hands and pulling them behind her. But not everyone is living in blissful luxury. Shepard my be gone, but her ripples are still felt, and someone wants her to answer for her actions. Follows the events of 'War and Peace...' and Illyria Shepard. Rated T for now.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Seven Deadly Sins, Mass Effect Style reviews
There are Seven Deadly Sins: Pride. Wrath. Greed. Sloth. Lust. Envy. Gluttony. See which Characters in the ME verse embody them, and how it will lead them to wrack and ruin. Shepard is female, and any pairings are whatever you want to imagine. Rated T for now, probably until I hit any Lust stories.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Harbinger, Samantha T.
Normandy Entertainment Presents, a Good Shepard Production of reviews
Set in a parallel universe similar to Illyria Shepard's, where the Normandy is actually a travelling production company and instead of pulling impossible missions, they pull off impossible multi-species productions of everyone's favourites of Film, Television and Theatre! FShep/Liara, Garrus/Tali, Joker/EDI. Updated whenever. NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS, PLEASE LEAVE THEM IN REVIEWS!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
The Many Shades of Jack reviews
A story about Jack's past, present and future in which she is wildly inappropriate and has a warped view of sex and relationships. Eventually, she will learn that people can be trusted and sex doesn't have to be empty, but she has to learn the hard lessons first. Implied Femshep/Liara, eventual Jack/Traynor. Rated M for mature content, lots of it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Jack
Stopping Power reviews
Commander Mark Shepard wonders what Miranda's bodysuit is made out of, and get's caught staring. Hilarity ensues. UPDATE: Now with more hilarity as the rest of the Normandy Women become tools of Fate to torment the poor Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Shepard, Miranda L. - Complete
War and Peace and what comes After reviews
A series of windows into the choices made by Commander Illyria Shepard as the Reaper War comes to a climax, and goes beyond to the future she has made possible.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Legion - Complete
The Arrest of Commander Shepard reviews
"When Earth calls, you better be ready to face the music with your dress blues on" The time has come for Illyria Shepard to begin to face the consequences of her actions. UPDATED: Now with a follow-up of her house arrest in Vancouver.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Admiral Hackett, J. Garson, Joker, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Shepard's Greatest Mission - Priority: Motherhood reviews
Shepard will never have a human child of her own, but she has the next best thing: Grunt. Shepard will learn some interesting lessons about herself, her son and parenthood in some unlikely ways. Chapter 2: The Talk (you know what I mean). Rated T for nudity
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - J. Garson, U. Grunt - Complete
Shame reviews
"Shame is an emotional or cognitive response to societal judgment." There was another small pause, filled with unspoken emotions new to the gestalt AI. "It should not apply here." On the way to destroy the Rannoch Reaper, Legion and others explore his shame. Short one-shot because every time I heard that line, I could almost hear the scream "But it does!"
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Legion - Complete
Life After Death: Shepard's Journals reviews
(ABANDONED after Chapter 18) We all know what Shepard has done and said during the events of Mass Effect 2. But does anyone know what she really thinks? Delve further into the mind of Illyria Shepard as she writes down her thoughts in her journal. Some swearing, violence, Shep/Liara
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 129,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - J. Garson