You know your ADDICTED to Legend of Zelda when...
1. You call every husky Link. Then ask where Midna is..
2. Every time you mow the lawn, you keep a close eye out for any Rupees.
3. You have played all the games and beaten them multiple times.
4. You have gotten one of your friends addicted to the game.
5. Your parents don't threaten to ground you, they threaten to take away your Legend of Zelda games.
6. You know everything there is to know about the series and it's characters.
7. You friends/family know everything about the game even though they haven't played it.
8. Whenever someone metions "Legend of Zelda" you stand up and yell "I'VE PLAYED THOSE GAMES BEFORE AND THEY ROCK! without feeling embarrassed or weird.
9. Instead of using cuss words you replace them with the goddesses names (EX: Son of a Din! or oh my goddess!)
10. You are proud of ALL Zelda games and say random facts about the series at random times.
11. When someone seems "evil" you call them Ganondorf.
12. When you are playing any of the games and are fighting a boss, anyone who tries to mess you up or even dare touch you would get a slap/punch to the face.
13. You know the phrase: "Well excuuuse me princess!"
14. If you ever accidentally kill Link you apologize to him for about 5 minutes. (you would not belive how gulti i am of that)
15. You cried at the end of Twilight Princess.
16.When you are trying to explain how annoying something or someone is you simply say: THIS IS/YOUR ANNOYING AS FREAKIN' NAVI!
17. You constantly draw a Triforce on your left hand.
18. You have been any of the characters from the series at least once for Halloween.
19. You own at least one Zelda shirt or any piece of clothing relating to Zelda and you have at least one picture of Link or any characters from the series.
20. No matter which song from the series plays, you automatically know the name of it.
Differences between real friends and fake friends:
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. /Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them, they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.
Homophobia is WRONG!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
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