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Author has written 7 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Phineas and Ferb, and Hunger Games.

Before you read this note that I am a little bit crazy, plus, it's 11:30 in the evening, I feel the urge to jump and run around!!!!!!

I used to be dragolover99 then 9Araden99Rhe9Spirit9Of9The5th

im not a guy of many friends, I'm a guy most people ignore or make fun of, or play jokes on him or talk about him behind his back. i get upset easier than anyone in the class. i just sit and think most of the time...nobody cares that i do it. i am one of the smartest people i know but im the least popular. im not even good enough to join into conversations, im sometimes shy and have never ever hurt anyone except my brother on purpose. i have the leas brightest future i can imagine. im a math nerd, i want to be an author.

if you have ever gotten detension for answering a question copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, XxPoisoned DreamsxX Queen of Death and Vampires, Ultimate Lover Harry/Hermione, k.l.w -kerri-lyn wheeler-, Namacub95, 9araden99the9spirit9of9the5th

somebody that you know knows someone who is expecting a letter from hogwarts copy this into your profile

all the guys i know think cheryl cole is hot, if you were the only person who didnt think so copy this into your profile

if you have ever seen 2 people having fake sex copy this into your profile

if you're crazy copy this into your profile

if youre living under a work permit copy this into your profile

if you have glasses copy this into your profile

if you ever spat on your hand copy this in to your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If your love Sharpies, ping-pong, chocolate, more chocolate, food in general...chocolate..., and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you're feeling random, and simply want your name put on a list, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list!: LostInHyrule, Bob D. Johnson, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45, Smoudy97, dragolover99

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

(here's the translation: I couldn't believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. The phenomenal power of the human mind. According to researchat Cambridge University, it dosn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess, and you can still read it without a problem.This is because the human mind does not read every letter by its self, but the word as a whole. Amazing huh? Yeah, and I thought spelling was important! That's so cool!)

girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends if they don't have a screen name or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

PLEASE post this and if you don't your a cold heartless person!!!

My name is Molly I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says it’s my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!” I scream But it’s now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Molly And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

( o.o )
(U U )

This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If have ever eaten someone else's food without realizing it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45, Smoudy97, dragolover99

Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, HANNAHPIE45, Smoudy97, dragolover99

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, post this in your profile. =D

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Month One

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, 4 to reach out and slap someone and zero to not give an F word.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

If you think that writing fanfics are fun, put this in your profile!

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes . . . and we love them anyways.

A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.

At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five pounds for the refill. It contained the antidote.

║██║put this
║ o ║on your page
╚══╝if you like music

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First…get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, strangeweirdo,KaLSaR! lol!, tyrocks13!, Fizzy Starburst, mirage888, dragolover99

me: my age is classified information

someone who heard me:oh no. its classified.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Old Kingdom pledge:

I promise to remember Lirael

When someone thinks they’re someone they’re not,

I promise to remember Touchstone

When someone sleeps a lot.

I promise to remember Yrael

When I hear somebody is enslaved,

I promise to remember Sameth

Whenever a younger prince is named.

I promise to remember Sabriel

When a girl’s father dies,

I promise to remember Hedge

When someone from death tries to hide.

I promise to remember the Dog

When someone loves their only friend,

I promise to remember Orannis

When my life comes to an end.

I promise to remember Chlorr

When someone bad but good gets killed,

I promise to remember Nick

When someone is really ill.

The Old Kingdom will be in my heart

Every night and day

and I will keepit there

until I fade away

Now if you’re a fan of the Old Kingdom books, copy this into your profile or tell me it’s rubbish in a PM

List your favorite book characters in no particular order:

1. Harry Potter

2. Fabian Rutter

3. Daniel Gutenberg (from das haus anubis)

4. Nina Martin

5. Lirael

6. Amy

7. Ian

8. Ginny Weasley

9. Gabe Duncan

10. Victor Rodenmaar

11. Anubis


1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven FanFic? Do you want to?

Never read one but it would be interesting

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Not that hot, deffinitely not my type

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight Pregnant?

Ra got Ginny pregnant? Then their kid will get sun god powers, yeah!

4. Can you recall any Fics about Nine?


5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hmm, maybe, yes.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither, both couples will look weird

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having an intimate moment?

Ian caught Ra and Fabian having a moment? He#ll puke from the gayness, simple

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic.

Victor Rodenmaar from House of Anubis found his love, Fabian’s German version Daniel! Warning: extreme gayness

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Of course! In books six and seven!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic.

Sun god to the comfort zone of Ian

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

About Ginny? Hmm…i’d pick…my heart goes nana (look it up on youtube)

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be?

A Harry/Amy/Ra Fic? Warning:Girl will try to break up gay couple to date her gay love

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?


14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Harry and Ian (Grose, too much information dude) are in a happy relationship untill Ian runs off with Nina (at leastit’s not gay). Harry, broke-hearted (thats just weird), has a hot one-night stand with Anubis (Grose, too much information, again) and a brief unhappy affair with Ra (too much gay in this one), then follows the wise advice of Lirael and finds true love with Daniel (too much gay to take in)

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

I wouldn’t think and just support Ginny because magic is better then poison

19. What would you think if you found (4) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would think my sibling/relative knew about the cup of Ankh

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I would think it’s a dare, squeeze the ducky and walk away

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I wouldn’t believe it, Fabian’s such a nice guy.

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I would tell him I don’t have the cup of Ankh and push him out of my room

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I’d think Ginny died and he wants to be with her so he turned emo

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I’d think i’m crazy

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

“Keep it, I don’t brush my hair anyway.“

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

I’d think Gabe putt hem up to this

27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

I would let Fabian teach us everything except one thing and let Anubis teach history.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Nathalia Ramos

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.


3. your first initial?


4. your month of birth?


5. which color do you like more, black or white?


6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Brad Kanavagh

7. your favorite number?


8. do you like California of Florida more?


9. do you like the lake or ocean more?


10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

To be a famous author

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.


2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. true, true

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. sweet!

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. well…

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. okay?

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. understandable

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure. I do like adventure

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. That’s weird

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your result for The Sorting Hat Test ...


You scored 16% Slytherin, 48% Ravenclaw, 36% Gryffindor, and 24% Hufflepuff!

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind.

Ravenclaws are known for their intelligence, ingenuity, and lifelong thirst for knowledge.

favourite books

percy jackson and the olympians

heroes of olympus

the kane chronicles

the old kingdom

the 39 clues

harry potter... i cant remember the rest.

favourite movies

kung fu panda

harry potter films

the spiderwick chronicles


cheaper by the dozen... i cant remember the rest.

favourite TV shows

house of anubis

das haus anubis (hoa in german)


wizards of waverly place

phineas and ferb

pair of kings

good luck charlie

big time rush

theres a lot more but i cant list them all, let alone remember them


You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

i got this idea from smoudy97



2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): danizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite color and favourite animal): gold cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Dmytrievich brunswick gardens (really?)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): turdaroi (awesome!)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) purple coke (well duh)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): ardoama (even awsomer!)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Vladimirovichmichailovna (Weirdest.Name.Ever)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): black koshek

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow) dDFsadnmmiolölösd (AWESOMEST NAME EVER!!!!!!!!!)

11. your pirate name: (color, pirate accessory) yellow wooden sword(lame)

12. your rock star name: (fruit, something that can go wrong) lemon back flip (a back flip CAN go wrong)

On fictionpress I'm darknessaraden30

If you've read all of that from top to bottom and not leave out a single letter and still don't hate me or think I creep you out, YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nightlock by The Girl on the Barricade reviews
Foxface never died. She was determined to live after eating the poisonous berries. And she lived in the arena, until someone stumbles upon her that will change her life. Looks like there were three victors from the 74th annual Hunger Games...
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,029 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Foxface
Help me, Help you by darkbluemoon13 reviews
Snow makes a deal with Katniss and Finnick: Sell themselves to Capitol citizens and their loved ones are returned safely, but Katniss is having trouble adjusting to her new "job".
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,457 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Katniss E., Finnick O.
Secrets by justalyssastories reviews
This story is about Toph and Aang learning a dangerous secret that takes them on a crazy adventure through all 4 nations, and through the path of true love. Takes place a few weeks after the war ends and starts with them in Ba Sing Se. TOTAL TAANG! Some Zutara here and there.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,894 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Aang, Toph
For the win by SilverOdair reviews
What happens if Peeta has a girlfriend before he is entered in the games? What if he doesn't care about Katniss and only wants to survive... to return to his girlfriend? Rated T because it is the Hunger Games
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Peeta M., Other tributes
The Many Lives of Peeta Mellark by Miss Mustang reviews
One-Shot. There are few people who are blessed with the good fortune of being favored by the gods. And of those who are, it is incredibly rare to find one whom is so esteemed that they had been afforded the gift of numerous lives. It happened so seldom that in all my time as the Grim Reaper, he was the only that I had found. His name was Peeta Mellark.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Avoiding Cliches Like the Plague by Socks-With-Stripes reviews
A detailed analysis of what's wrong with lots of fanfictions and how to fix those problems. The complete guide to writing an interesting, logical, and decent story. Can also be used for original stories, too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,651 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
A Sight For Sore Eyes by KingOfTheRock reviews
Sokka temporarily loses his eyesight. Luckily for him, Toph's there to teach him everything she knows.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Breakfast In New York by Radaslab reviews
Hermione left to find her parents and was never seen nor heard from again until years later when an old friend stumbled into her at a hotel in New York. They would both learn things about each other neither had expected and found a life neither had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 213,229 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lines by KingOfTheRock reviews
The war is over and the Fire Nation won. Sokka finds himself captive, grasping.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Sokka, Azula
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The Hunger Games that were never played reviews
The Hunger Games had always had rebellion in them, some years, like the second Quarter Quell, were ignored, others, like my Games, were completely destroyed, all tapes burnt, every stylist and prep team murdered, the victor sent away to live in a faraway land, in prison, then in a village, never to return. This is what leads a Game to its destruction. This is my story.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012
Cross the Divide to War: Volume I: Crossing
when the evil king Mallifischmirtz threatens the lives of the elves in Phineas's village, they all have to flee to find master Perrable the dragonpus. But to reach him they have to go north through the ice desert. Will they survive? Read to find out! AU
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 729 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Phineas, Ferb
The Prison named Quantum Physics reviews
I am an ordinary twelve year old boy, and I am trapped in Hogwarts. I am a stranger to all around me, the people, the trees, the water, the snow, etc. I want to go home. The only thing stopping me from getting back home though, is Quantum Physics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011 - OC, Hermione G.
The Team reviews
trouble strikes up when Perry gets a message of Doofinshmirtz trying to rebuild an old inator, better than it sounds. I really suck at summaries
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Phineas, Perry
Harry's tale
An AU story about the Harry there, details inside because I have no place to put it in the summary
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., OC
A journey to the Araden
searching for Zuko's mom, the Avatar gaang stumble across another woorld, the story is set there, better than it sounds, I think...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Aang, OC
the new gods reviews
Fabian's brother Danny comes to anubis, but he has a secret, will the cup be safe? will a new era begin? will the gods unite? read and find out.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R.