Ultimante Seme Hida-chan
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Joined 04-29-11, id: 2883853, Profile Updated: 02-26-13
Author has written 14 stories for House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects, Avatar: Last Airbender, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Alice in Wonderland.

Hello I am Hida. I am a Yaoi fan. That is mostly all I write except for a few exceptions here and there. I hope you like my work. If you do not like what I write about, do me a favor, save us both the trouble, and do not look.

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The One That I Want by Fluro-Green Skittles reviews
'He could almost still feel the electricity beneath his skin from the touch. He thought he had seen something then, in Kenickie's eyes. He thought he had seen his feelings mirrored back. Then they had split apart, combing their hair and trying to act cool, and neither one of them had mentioned it since.' Danny/Kenickie pairing, nobody else seems to have noticed the chemistry.
Grease - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,860 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Danny Z., Kenickie]
CATFISH by craigifer reviews
Karkat has been dating Gamzee online for six months now but has never met him in person. When he finally gets to meet him he soon realizes that things were not at all like he expected. (Human AU with tons of minor pairings. Primarily GamKar.)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,051 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
It's Not Over Until Binky Boy Sings by StickWithaPseudonym reviews
A Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic that crashed and burned. Enjoy the pointless smut :D Thiefshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Torture by N-to the-O-to the-A reviews
Some times you can stand being betrayed, forgotten, alone. So he went after the one person he trusted and made his life a living hell... Thiefshipping... sorta and one sided Tender.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Marik and Bakura's Advice Column! by StickWithaPseudonym reviews
Come one, come all. Ask for advice or shoot a question to your favorite YuGiOh characters! This is Rated M for violence and language. Marik and Bakura should accept any question, so come along and ask away. Who knows, you might just smile a bit :D Results may vary, Abridged style.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,662 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Piano Practice by LyingTurtle reviews
Bro often reviews and helps John out with his piano practice, so he doesn't suspect anything when a very different sort of practice comes into his email as a video link. SMUT, ONESHOT.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2013 - John E., Bro
The Alcoholic Adventures of Team Satisfaction by CherryChunks reviews
An incident involving mysterious pink bottles has lead to unforeseen events that give an entirely new meaning to the word 'Satisfaction'... Contains all kinds of Satisfactionpairings, an incredible amount of alcohol and an overdosis of both awkward and horny situations. Bordering on M-rating, ye with innocent minds be warned.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,675 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Yūsei F., Crow H.
Game by Stitchpunk-Bloodwolf reviews
Nothing better than playing video games with the one you love. GamTav
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
In Which Tea Leads to Sex by ludwigsgirl97 reviews
Title is pretty self-explainitory. Things go from John making Karkat tea to them having more than sloppy make-outs on the floor. If you hadn't figured out, smut warning... but why else would you look up M rated JohnxKat?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
But It's Impossible! by ThiefShipper101 reviews
Malik and Bakura have a bit of "fun" one night, but they forget to take their Millennium Items off. The results are rather shocking for everyone. Thiefshipping. Mpreg. Don't like, don't read.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,320 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
LOUSY by strangelyLIGHT reviews
Tavros Nitram has just had the worst week of his life. He returns to school, afraid of what his classmates may think of his current... state. Maybe things will turn around for him? AU, Highschool!stuck, Rated M for language, drug use, violence & hot gay action *NOTE: I'M BAD AT EDITING/UPDATING. SO BAD* Next update: SEQUEL IS UP! CHECK OUT MY STORY 'WRECK!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,608 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
My Place by ilysfmdemetri reviews
Sometimes, history and reason's can't change the fact that you sometimes develop feelings for the last person you ever expected or wanted. AU. OnoxYoko. Yaoi. Oneshot.
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Ritsu Onodera, Takafumi Yokozawa - Complete
A Fathers Sin rewrite by KaiFudo16 reviews
When Jack and Yusei have an incident and It causes Yusei to get pregnant what will they do? can they make it through the pregnancy together? KingCrabshipping MPREG, Yaoi.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,555 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Yūsei F., Jack A. - Complete
How much for a Virgin? by HippyWhippy reviews
Crow is selling his virginity. Guess who's buying? Hippywhippy is terrible at summaries.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Kiryū K., Crow H. - Complete
Rest Calm by Tricia-chan reviews
Yokozawa POV. Yokozawa wants to enjoy a peaceful day off, but a matter of slight neglect leaves Hiyori in an unfortunate state. How will he ever explain himself to Kirishima?
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Zen Kirishima, Takafumi Yokozawa - Complete
Watching From Afar by FaithlessSinner reviews
Shikamaru is in love with a specific Sensei, but he doesn't act upon that love so he watches and yearns from afar.. Will he be able to sacrifice his love for his Sensei to save him? Will he take it, or will it be too late? Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N.
Working Out The Kinks by Risque Tendencies reviews
Ritsu could use some 'help,' and Kisa is willing to oblige. Takano suspects the foul play... it's just another day in the Emerald office. PWP.
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Ritsu Onodera, Shouta Kisa] - Complete
He Belongs To Me by WonderlandIsAnIllusion reviews
Mahado is compeltely devoted to Atem. Prince Atem had asked him "How devoted are you to me?" and Mahado's reply to that question "My heart, mind, body, and soul belongs only to you."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Atem, Mahado/Mahad
To Bury the Hatchet by Akai-neechan reviews
"You two want to know who's better for me? Why don't you just show me what you can do and let me decide for myself?" With those words the game was set and the price was something neither was willing to hand over. HatorixChiakixYuu
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Yuu Yanase, Chiaki Yoshino - Complete
Sweet Temptation by Earthbound-Yusei reviews
Yusei has a confusing dream about Jaden, which makes him decide to go back in time. Contains yaoi, Yusei x Jaden.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh GX & Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Yūsei F. - Complete
Closer by My Reality Is My Own reviews
Upon trying to visit Judai, Yusei accidentally goes back a bit too far. Child!JudaixYusei Warning for taboo/pedophilia
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh GX & Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Yūsei F. - Complete
Fine Print by A Thief A Pharaoh A Priest reviews
Seto must remember to read the fine print when signing deals with Pegasus. Because that's always something between the lines. Toonshipping, crossdressing, roleplaying, and of course a few extras
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,276 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Pegasus C./M. Pegasus, S. Kaiba
Your Lips by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
Asuma knows Shikamaru's dirty little secret. PWP Dirty talk
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Love, don't let me go by Sister Of The Pharaoh reviews
Crow had always watched his secret crush from afar. One night while at his favorite club, he get the chance to be with the love of his life. A B-day fic for a friend of mine. My FIRST YAOI LEMON! No flames please. Crow/Yusei
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Crow H., Yūsei F. - Complete
Travel Games by ShounenSuki reviews
A Sokka x Zuko lemon I wrote for my sister.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,536 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
The Fire Truck Game by ThiefShipper101 reviews
One day, Mariku teaches Ryou how to play a new game: the fire truck game. Poor Ryou forgot the most important rule: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights. Deathshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Yami Marik, R. Bakura - Complete
Where Words Fail: Guerrilla Lovemakin' by TEi Has Pants reviews
Set in the WWF universe, a series of vignettes chronicling the lovemaking habits of our favorite band of tree-dwelling rogues.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Smellerbee, Longshot
First by Lord Death's Paramour reviews
She nearly always understood him, but it seemed that she could never quite see the "I love you" in his eyes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Smellerbee, Longshot - Complete
Inconspicuous Standards by De Ore Leonis reviews
"For commander Zhao, a neutral port meant plain clothes, a strong drink and yelling at his crew for an hour." Zhao's also seeking a distraction. So is a certain young Water Tribe warrior.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Zhao, Sokka - Complete
RollerCoaster Life by RayeMoon reviews
SetoxYami, YugixJoey, JoeyxYami. Alternate Reality, sex, language, gore, death, angst, yaoi. When Kaiba returns to Domino after five years, he finds that all he ever knew is no longer what it was. Joey and Yami are... and where is Yugi?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 96 - Words: 296,568 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi
Playing Shogi by Daismo reviews
Shikamaru and Asuma play Shogi, but this leads somewhere else... Asuma/Shika one shot, YAOI boys and girls, don't like it, don't read it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Wet by alexb49 reviews
Sokka, Jet and Zuko fooling around in a hot tub at the Western Air Temple? Why yes. Crackish bit of stuff written as a thank you for a job well done. Swearing and guy on guy on guy sexual situations and not much else.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sokka, Jet - Complete
Indeterminate Necessity by De Ore Leonis reviews
Zhao knows what he gets out of this. Sooner or later everything is about power, but why does Zuko come to him? What could the prince possibly get out of these encounters?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Zhao, Zuko - Complete
Til I Collapse by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
KeithxBakura . Non-con. For a thief, he felt like he was the one losing everything he had, to a thug who could care less who found him broken on the floor.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Yami Bakura, Keith H./Bandit Keith
lost by alexb49 reviews
Ozai would like to meet a war prisoner, the chief of the Water Tribe. post DoBS. warnings: violence, dubious consent, sexual situations of the yaoi variety, drugged up Hakoda/naughty!Ozai
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Hakoda, Ozai - Complete
Restless in Ba Sing Se by kagehisa reviews
The city of Ba Sing Se has more than walls and secrets comprising within. Friends and lovers alike explore the more "intimate" side of their partners. Mature readers only. Lemon. Review for more pairings.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Longshot, Smellerbee
Fathers and Sons by Keelywolfe reviews
Hakoda is not a trusting man. Hakoda/Zuko, Sokka/Zuko, yaoi.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Hakoda, Zuko
thinking of her by lizzardbreth reviews
Longshot has had a hard day keeping watch, and with Smellerbee going on watch right after him his agony is only worsened, so all he can do is sit and think of her. warrning: longerbee fic, male masterbation
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Longshot, Smellerbee - Complete
Poison Tree by quote intangible reviews
He had his mother's eyes, and as long as Ozai can pretend those pleading eyes staring fearfully at him are Ursa's, he can pretend that everything he's done to his son isn't wrong. Oneshot. Very dark story. Warning: Rape of a minor, yaoi, incest
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Ozai, Zuko - Complete
Alternative by Vacancy reviews
She had been stupid to let herself beleive she'd been anything more than an unfortunate alternative. JetSmellerbee
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Jet, Smellerbee - Complete
Unpredictably Loved by Silent Sage reviews
A relationship that neither thought would be possible...yet, with a slight brush of lips against one another, they see its real. ChronosxJudai Surprise, surprise.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Chronos D. - Complete
Karaoke Bar by waterfall tears reviews
Kajiki's all alone one night, then decides to go to a bar. Surprisingly, he finds Ghost Kotsuzuka. Pairing: GhostxKajiki
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Kozuka/Bonz
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Love from an unbeating heart reviews
How long can i keep up these lie before they find out...my sweet Bee...ill do what i have to too keep you... smellershot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Longshot, Smellerbee
My Lovley Starshine reviews
He always made me nervouse and him looking this way didnt help any... SokkaxZuko fluff.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012
A loss for words reviews
I cant believe what I have done How could I sleep with him...Hes my worst enemy
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Zuko, Jet
Skin and bones
How could he leave me...after almost 12 long yars togther...He left me...Its all over now. What was i thinking, culd i have been so stupid? I love him i know i do, hopefully i can find him in time...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Kozuka/Bonz, Keith H./Bandit Keith
Tabloid ShippingBrotherly Love reviews
More chapters to come, Seto has some tuff choices to deal with after what he hears from mokuba. How do you think he will react, mokuba is the person he clings to most in life but something thiss serious could mean a change in their entire relationship
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba
ToonshippingShattered reviews
If you dont like Yaoi dont look. Seto Kaiba Maximillion Pegasus Toonshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Pegasus C./M. Pegasus, S. Kaiba
JetkoTraitor reviews
I though jet loved me...i really did, what went wrong...what did i do wrong...jet why on earth would you do this too me
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Jet, Zuko
Fear
Another Look into the Mind of more characters worst fears
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Avatar In Wonderland reviews
Wanna see what happens when Zuko falls down the rabbit hole
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Zuko - Complete
My Worst Nightmare
A look into the mind of the unspoken fears that taunt us all
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Katara, Zuko
DoomShippingSinfully Sweet reviews
DoomShipping-MokubaxYami BakuraxYami Marik, will mokuba ever escape from his new more violent kidnappers?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura
Tanted Memories reviews
A one shot about younger Zuko and Azula at Halloween. was made for a contest gets kind of graphic lol
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Bloody blue harvest reviews
Time to see how cruel of a man Otis really is, taking a look into someone who wants to understand him. Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters besides Reenee and Nikki Reviews keep me going :P
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2011