ClarinetOverlord
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 04-29-11, id: 2883855, Profile Updated: 03-27-15
Author has written 4 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Smash Brothers, and My Little Pony.

I am the ClarinetOverlord, supreme ruler of concert music and elite gamer among elite gamers. I'm also a proud member of Studio Derp. This is where you can find my stories. Enjoy them.

Check me out on FIMFiction! There's nothing I have there that isn't here, and I don't write there anymore, but still!

Weekly Shadowclub Update:

Attention Shadowclub members.

There will be dire consequences for anyone that opens the gateway to the Chaz Realm again.

Attention Readers:

If you have a story idea or request for me, feel free to PM me.

-ClarinetOverlord

Fandom Questions

Name any ten characters from any fandom:

1. May

2. Ash

3. Brendan

4. Misty

5. Ethan

6. Lyra

7. Red

8. Max

9. Jesse

10. James

Ask these questions:

What would you do if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would confess how much I like her. Yes, I'm not ashamed to admit that.

Number 3 walked in on you while you were showering.

I would ask the BrendanxMay fans to see if they sure about that pairing.

Number 4 announced he/she is going to marry number 9.

Hey, Jesse finally managed to steal something. Misty's heart. But like most stolen things, it will probably be lost again.

Number 5 cooked you dinner.

Is it strogenoff?

Number 6 was asleep next to you on the beach.

I'd draw a bull's eye on her stomach.

Number 7 confessed to be part of your family.

This explains where I got my good looks from.

Number 8 got in the hospital.

I guess Brock got sick of being dragged by his ears away from those girls he hits on, and decided to hit on something else.

Number 9 made fun of your friends.

This is to be expected, but I'd ask her fiancee to tell her to stop or I will send Pikachu to find her.

Number 10 ignored you completly.

This would affect me in no way whatsoever.

Two serial killers are after you. What will 1 do?

Odds are my girlfriend would save my sorry butt and we'd share a romantic moment in the moonlight.

You're on vacation with 2 and you break your leg. What will he/she do?

Ash is my pal, so he'd probably call an ambulance while I scream like a little girl.

What does 3 get you for your birthday?

A pet Treeko, just like I always wanted.

You're stuck in a burning building. What does 4 do?

Misty would put out the fire with her Starmie and find me huddled patheticly inside a cardboard box, where I'd tell her that her fiancee is being a jerk. It's a very sturdy cardboard box.

You're about to do something embarrassing. What does 5 do?

He would slap me relentlessly until I decided not to do it.

You're about to marry 10. What is 1's reaction?

She'd find James and twist his scrawny neck. I would thank her and God, and we would get married instead. SWEET!!!

You just got dumped. What does 7 do?

He would make sure that somehow me and May had a "coincidental" meeting on a romantic hillside.

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

He tells me to stop, still a little pissed that I dumped him. Dude, get over it.

Number 1 is all you've dreamed of. Why?

Have I made it obvious enough?

Number 2 tells you about his/her deep hidden love of 9.

She's getting married, dude. Plus, she doesn't swing that way. Apparently.

You're dating 3, and they introduce you to their parents.

He's really got a thing for me, doesn't he? XD

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

YES.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Try to warn Ethan!

You got a haircut and 7 can't stop staring at you. What do you do?

He must be laughing to himself about how stupid it looks.

Number 8 thinks they'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What do you tell them?

Aren't you a little young to be thinking about a girlfriend?

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love for you via e-mail.

I told you their relationship wouldn't last.

You spot 10 kissing 1. What is your reaction?

Think of the Rule 34.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been in that hotel room for more than a few hours.

Think of the Rule 34.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

I'm not going to check who 6 is, but no, May is mine.

Would 2 trust 5?

Probably. I have nothing funny to add to that.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10.

How do I even anwser that question?

3 and 6 cook dinner. What happens?

Lyra's moving on to break her next heart. Read The Player, Lyra. Be inspired by it.

What job would 7 and 9 apply for?

They would go into Team Rocket and be partners in crime. Poor James.

What is 3's big secret?

Based on the above information, I think you can figure it out.

Unofficial Creed of the Knights of the New Lunar Republic

We, the Knights of Night, solemnly swear to lay our manes down for the true ruler of Equestria. We give Princess Luna our hooves, so she doesn't have to carry the heavens alone, and we give her our flanks; they were never ours to own. We give her our manes, and with her hooves on the reigns, she shall guide us to victory. We give her our lives, and the steel of our knives. ALL HAIL PRINCESS LUNA!

(From the description of The Lunar Republic Trailer by XKoninX of YouTube)

Thanks for looking at my bio. Check out my stories, and try some of the stories listed above, especially Link's Reward. Best story on FanFiction. I am an avid member of the Hylian Tower forum, and you should check it out if you're a LoZ fan or looking for a good community of interesting people.

Finally, for all my readers in other countries,

Thank You
Gracias
Merci
Danke schön

谢谢你

有り難う
Takk
And so on and so forth.

I will see yinz next time.

Vivat nox.

-ClarinetOverlord

Shameless plug. TennisWriter456. Go subscribe. NOW.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Anna Summers, PA by hmselsanna reviews
If Anna met this woman in a bar, she would have swept those pretty bangs out of her eyes, dragged her out on the dance floor and seen whether she could convince her to spend the rest of the night with those long legs wrapped around her. But this wasn't a bar. This was an office. That was her boss. Elsanna Business!AU Lots of Fluff, and Smut in later chapters.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,763 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Solo tú by Ese gato en el tejado reviews
Porque solo Rainbow Dash la hacía enrojecer a mil. Solo Rainbow Dash era y será dueña de su corazón por siempre, aunque la peliarcoiris no lo sepa.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: An Assassin's Heart by TennisWriter456 reviews
Two centuries after the Twilight, Hyrule is falling apart in Princess Zelda's hands. A missing hero of fate, a rebellion force plotting against her, and a fatal assassin bent on killing her plague Zelda. A civil war approaches...one fighting for her life.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 155,604 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Link, Zelda, Sheik, OC - Complete
The Life and Times of a Winning Pony by Chengar Qordath reviews
Cloud Kicker might just have the wildest life of any pony in Equestria. Marvel at the insanity that is her life, and laugh at the suffering of her poor beleaguered best friend, Blossomforth. Semi-Sequel to "The Incredibly Dense Mind of Rainbow Dash"
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 217,240 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012
Our Song by Blue is the New Red reviews
Her laughs, her cries, the things she says, it's all music to my ears. Whether the melody be one of joy or sorrow, her chocolate sweet tunes send chills up and down my spine. Her laugh makes me laugh. Her sobs make me cry. Whether she notices it or not, I absorb her melodious emotions like a sponge, and reflect them like a mirror. Funny thing is she doesn't even realize it.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2012 - [Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka] - Complete
Under My Wing by VerySpecialAgentZina012 reviews
A gloomy day in Ponyville leads Rainbow Dash to a lonely Scootaloo out soaking in the rain. Discovering how miserable the filly was, Dash decided to give her the best day ever, but Scootaloo has a dark secret. Rainbow Dash takes it upon herself to help Scootaloo and take her under her wing. One-shot, no shipping.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo - Complete
Thank You Cider! by Souldin reviews
Fluttershy often dreams of being able to cuddle up with the pony who means more to her than a friend. When said crush comes barging through the window one very early morning, is her wish about to come true? FlutterDash.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,005 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Fiercer than a Legendary by Blue is the New Red reviews
What's the only thing scarier than seeing an angry Legendary Pokémon? May and Dawn in a fierce conflict over Ash. Things could get rough for our hero as he travels through Johto to beat the new Battle Frontier and defeat Team Rocket. Advanceshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 193,206 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka] [Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji] - Complete
Trust by The-Incredible-Blunderbolt reviews
Twilight has been struggling with her feelings for a certain pony lately, but when Rainbow Dash tells her friends a deep secret, Twilight is compelled to reveal her own, but sometimes you should wait to say something so personal to somepony so fragile.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Letters to the Princess by SanityLost2 reviews
Great things are expected of Princess Celestia's apprentice. However, a new discovery makes Twilight Sparkle choose between becoming a great leader in Equestria, or answering the call of her heart.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
My Little Dashie: A sequel by ty500600 reviews
A sequel to ROBS story, My Little Dashie. All is not well in Equestria, for Rainbow Dash still remembers her father, and something is happening, drawing the worlds together.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,042 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Caramel
Following a Rainbow by Mr.Wyrmthief reviews
Rainbow Dash runs away, but not before confessing her love for Applejack, leaving the orange pony confused. Applejack is intent on finding her friend, and bringing her back safely. Rainbow Dash x Applejack
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,107 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Applejack, Rainbow Dash - Complete
What really matters by starlitomega reviews
an incident during the Annual Ponyville Summer Fun Parade leaves Rainbow with a wing sprain grounding her for a few days. Pinkie takes her in, desperate to confess her feelings. Pinkie-Dash ship fic. You have been warned!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Wish You Well by Blue is the New Red reviews
When May decided to visit Ash for Christmas, she didn't plan on getting sick. Turns out it'll be the best Christmas ever. Advanceshipping AshxMay AaMayL
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2011 - [Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka] - Complete
Filly Romance by FoxeyHound reviews
Scootaloo never was into sentimentality or love, finding it rather trivial and mildly gross. All that changes when she discovers new feelings for her fellow crusader.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,667 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Scootaloo, Applebloom
El deseo de Link by Zelink4ev3r reviews
Despues que Midna se fue, Link tiene que decidir que quiere y ayudar a Zelda en el castillo. Puede Link y Zelda salir adelante? Plz Review XD Zelink 4 ever!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,654 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Link, Zelda
Smile, It's Summer by Hakimu reviews
A really cheesy Shadouge story about summer love. If you love fluffy romance, you'll love this to bits.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Shadow, Rouge - Complete
The Player by animeaddict2323232 reviews
Amy is new to Station Square High and she's in for a surprise. After not acknowledging Sonic, the Player of the school, he has made her his new project. But what happens when the Player begins to fall for the girl? Rated T; COMPLETED
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,810 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
The Player: Aftermath by animeaddict2323232 reviews
"The Player" One shot aftermath. Read&Review my lovelies!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
Sk8er Hero by loveandzelink reviews
Link and Zelda, rockers that saved Hyrule, have yet to complete their first album. With the help from their heroic past, they add the final song to success and won it big as the song becomes a hit single. Who knew it was to bring up old feelings? Modern AU. Zelink!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,196 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Six Golden Eyes by Hakimu reviews
Silver and Blaze have hope despite their war torn world. Follow them in this story of the conflict between love and war. Set after the events of Sonic 2006.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,047 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Silver, Blaze - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Reward by TennisWriter456 reviews
Ganondorf is finally defeated, but Midna's gone. Luckily for Link, Zelda is there and ready to give him anything he chooses as a reward. But before he can tell her what he truly wants, a new evil rises. One that threatens everything they know...one that threatens everything they love...one that helps Link truly understand what he wants from Princess Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 176,897 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Those Eyes of His by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
A coldhearted Samus meets her match when faced with a sensitive angel. Sounds original, doesn't it? It does when the angel is not the innocent creature everyone thinks him to be. SamusxPit
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Moving On reviews
What do you do when you want to forget a lost love? When you want so desperately to forget a tragedy, but everything reminds you of it? You keep fighting. With a little help from your friends, you find the strength to keep fighting, to survive, to finally move on. (Contains Palucina, swearing, and much innuendo, but no lemons).
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Palutena, Lucina - Complete
The Mare of My Dreams reviews
Dreams are funny things. They can tell us things we never knew ourselves, like who's most important to us. In other words, who we love. YURI, GIRLXGIRL.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Applejack, Rainbow Dash - Complete
C'est Noel reviews
Friendship, love, presents, and gingerbread cookies combine to make the perfect Christmas.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Pit, Zelda/Sheik - Complete
Do You Feel That? That's Love reviews
Blaze has been crushing on Silver, and finally asks him to the prom. And a talk with Sonic gives Blaze more information than she anticipated.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Blaze, Silver - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Realm of Nonsensical Zelda Stories
Focus: Games Legend of Zelda