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Joined 04-29-11, id: 2883856, Profile Updated: 07-27-12
Author has written 34 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Bones, Numb3rs, Lord of the Rings, Karin, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Criminal Minds, Person of Interest, Psych, Cowboys & Aliens, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock, Unforgettable, and Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's.

CUMBERBITCH PRESIDING

"Out of all the lies you've told...

'I love you' was my favorite."

CURRENTLY DATING A WONDERFUL GIRL NAMED ANNABETH SO BACK THE FUCK OFF I'M FUCKING TAKEN BITCHES

On FictionPress.com I am known as The Princess Herself

On LPfiction.com I am known as Princess

On Tumlr.com I am dedutions-inmy-yellowcar

On deviantART.com I am brekngdahabt

On LiveJournal.com I am Forevr_Knight

Benedict Cumberbatch once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just known as the 'Islands'. Benedict Cumberbatch can simply walk to Mordor. Benedict Cumberbatch is the reason Chuck Norris is hiding.

A NOTICE TO MY FANS: Hey guys, I'm so sorry it's been so long since I've updated. Family problems have been going on since early April. My mom was diagnosed with breast cancer, and I've had to take over the cooking, cleaning, and care of my mom. It's been hard, but I've been writing, just not posting. Hopefully soon you'll get everything you've been waiting so patiently for. I'm sorry, you guys, I'm so sorry.

ETERNALLY YOURS,

NEO

Death Do Us Part: Ra and Osiris send Yami back to Yugi's time, when Tea's in labor with her and her husband Duke's first child. Some insane, suicidal ramblings ensue. Puzzle/Blindshipping, Persevereshipping, Tendershipping, Bronzeshipping, Ardentshipping, Puppyshipping. 20 of 20 chapters. NOW COMPLETE!!!

Beyond All Reason: A Yugioh GX/5D's crossover fic I'm working on. Expect it in anywhere from a week to a month or two. Jaden doesn't understand what he's feeling for the muscular, older male. Starshipping. Working hard at publishing it soon! I want to see what people think of it as a oneshot. If they want more, I'll add a chapter or two. *Hit a brick wall, so it's on hiatus until I get up off my ass* [2/?]

[Untitled] : May or may not publish it. I have maybe one or two sentences. Twilight! Bellice... Don't know what it's about quite yet. May find out later. DISCONTINUED

[Untitled] : Lizzie reads a journal from the distant past, filled with confessions from someone. The teardrops prove it. Legragorn. Lord Of The Rings. Published under name 'Thought Books And Scrap Books'

[Untitled] : Patrick Jane thinks about his broken past with his father, and how he got away. The one person who saved him doesn't even know it anymore. What will he do? The Mentalist fanfic! Jisbon! *On hiatus* *Possibly discontinued*

Papercut: YGO songfic for the Linkin Park song Paperut. May or may not publish, kinda hard to decide. Gonna be a Puzzleshipping...

Bonds Beyond Reason : YGO 5ds/GX crossover...Yusei shows up on Jaden's doorstep and upon seeing Jaden, he breaks down crying. Why? I don't know. Starshipping. *ON HIATUS*

Where Are You My Darling? : CRIMINAL MINDS The BAU team gets called to Bristol, New York, to catch a killer who is killing a man and writing a message in his own blood on his arm. The problem? The victims all look exactly like Dr. Spencer Reid. *On hiatus, sorry folks, but I have officially hit a brick wall! Will post as soon as new chapter is written*

I Won't Shoot You : Person Of Interest - Now a chapter fic! Carter heard the bullets rip through the air and suddenly John was down. Rinch! Chappie 1 from Carter's point of view. [2/?] Chapter three: John POV! Harold is helping John rehabilitate. *On hiatus*

Imaginary : PSYCH - Every night, Shawn calls Carlton. They listen to each other work, and they don't speak. But one night, Carlton calls Shawn. Why? I have no clue. Shassie. NOW PUBLISHED UNDER SAME NAME

[Untitled] : DEATH NOTE - L x Light - L and his team are at their wit's end. Their best suspect right now is a teenage girl named Misa. So Matsuda finally convinces L to bring in a private investigator, who's alias is Hikari, Japanese for 'Light'. What is L to do when he feels something he hasn't felt since... so long ago? No clue. Yaoi... might be published soon...

This One Night : SHERLOCK HOLMES (the 2009 OR 2011 movie) - For once, I wasn't a married man with a loving wife. An ignorant, clueless, but nonetheless loving wife. I was with who I have just realized I loved fully, and I felt again like a schoolboy on Sunday. Holmes/Watson, first in a series of one (maybe two) shots about them. Should be posted soon. *POSTED*

This One Confession : SHERLOCK HOLMES - Second in the 'This One' series which started with This One Night. Mary finally catches on to the obvious love affair, and leaves. But... How will it effect our beloved Hotson? *POSTED*

[Untitled] : SHERLOCK HOLMES - Third in the series which started with This One Night. When the love affair of Hotso- I mean Watson and Holmes finds its way to the papers, how in the name of buggery does this effect our (my) favorite slash couple?

Maybe Tomorrow : YGO - When Yugi has no one but his best friend Yami, how can he help but develop feelings? [1/2] Twoshot - Puzzleshipping, requested to continue by Beansprout-Ninja and multiple others. *RENEWED ENERGYYYYY* *CHAPTER TWO UP SOON*

Someone Like You : SHERLOCK HOLMES - Collaborating with HarleyJaneJacksonWinchester on this songfic for the Adele song. Holmes/Watson

Show Me Love : SHERLOCK (BBC) - Inspired and based on the Show Me Love Sherlock/John video (/watch?v=NsLU3H0CVfQ). Sherlock and John get into a huge fight and John runs out. Sherlock/John, intense slash, probably mentions (or usage) of drugs, m/m sex... yay

[Untitled] : SHERLOCK (BBC) - Moriarty finally succeeds in launching Sherlock over the side of a bridge. But John was there to see it, and he's mad... It's all about feeeeeeeeeeeeeelingssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss John doesn't know what he's feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeling! Sherlock/John, slash, Drowning!Sherlock, BAMF!John, switching POVs.

[Untitled] : YGO - Tendershipping - Death Do Us Part Universe - Bakura is standing in front of Ra and Osiris, and he now knows that he loves Ryo. With Ryo now alone, he realizes his loves Bakura. How will they get together and make sweet monkey love? I HAVE NO FRIGGEN CLUE. But they will *wink* In the universe of DDUP because, in there, I say that... OK that'd be spoilers... But, they get together and I want to expand that. Because I can.

About Me:

Eye Color: Green (bright green. I love my eyes!)

Hair Color: Depends. Sometimes it's blonde, sometimes it's brown.

Skin Color: Pale white, almost pinkish blue

Sexuality: Bisexual

Place In Family: 4th born, first daughter

Religion: Christian, non-denominational. (I'll be the first to admit, nondenominational is just a baptist church with a cool website)

Laptop Brand: Toshiba Portege

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Copy and paste this and put in bold all you've actually done!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG', I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

It's fun until somebody gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm pale, so I MUST be albino
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pedophile.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd.

I'm BISEXUAL (I don't care if I date a man or a woman), so I MUST'VE had sex with a MAN AND a WOMAN, maybe even at the same time.


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Wow. You survived that. BTW, the BOLD is what I actually am. When (not 'If'!!) you copy and paste this, please go through this and put in bold what you are.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. If you don't, you heartless bastard and murderer. Tootles! Mwuah

DANKE

"People are not afraid of dying; they're afraid of nobody missing them, being forgotten."

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we screwed up … but that sh*t was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a*% that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Girl, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

COPY & PASTE IF YOU AGREE

What really scared me as I read that was it was exactly what my friends to to me and what I do to them. 0_o Whenever I arrive at either Emma or Karina's house, I immediately scream from the door, "THE PRINCESS HAS ARRIVED!!" And the entire family comes in and says hi. Creepy, right?

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, Invader NAV, cupcakeattack, ImThePrincessLoveMe

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, BookHippie, Do the Cool Whip, Fire Drastar, ImThePrincessLoveMe

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Special thanks to As We Sleep We Walk, who has the awesomest profile page in the whole mothaafriggen WORLD.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity is Randomly, Scream Do you know what time it is? ADVENTURE TIME!!

If you read this and nodded silently to yourself, remembering the last time you did that, copy and paste this to your profile.

16 THINGS TO DO AT THE SHOPS!!!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

If you laughed and planned to do this on the next shopping trip you go on with your mother/best friend/boyfriend (hahahaha good luck keepin' him!), copy and paste this to your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

You consult yourself about a story you just read. (e.g. 'If he hadn't turned out to be a douche, I would totally adore that!'

You ask yourself questions you don't know the answer to. (e.g. 'Gaddangit what is the name of that freakin' song?!')

You ask yourself questions you DO know the answer to. (e.g. 'Do I look hot in this?')

When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.

You have two email accounts. One is OK for parents to view, and the other isn't.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.

You know you're obsessed with Sherlock Holmes when...

1. You find yourself meticulously examining every new person you meet.
2. You secretly wish you had a Watson 'stache.
3. You don't hang out with your friends anymore because you're locked up in your room... solving cases.
4. The funniest joke? Scotland Yard.
5. You always eat toast for breakfast. Always.
6. You sometimes watch your roommate sleep.
7. Moriarty is your sworn enemy.
8. You see the newest unexplainable disappearance or murder on the news, and think, Sherlock Holmes could handle it.
9. You've picked a side: Granada, 2009, or BBC.
10. You've named your bulldog Gladstone.
11. Pipes and magnifying glasses are suddenly amazingly hot.
12. Your old service revolver is your best friend.
13. To you, Irene Adler is always THE woman.
14. You are lost without your Boswell.
15. Americans are so much fun. (To laugh at.)
16. A seven-percent-solution always clears the mind.
17. Getting high helps you solve cases.
18. You write in little dancing men.
19. You are surprised when you realize Watson has friends.
20. When depressed, you play the violin at one in the morning (much to the resentment of your roommate).
21. You suddenly find yourself talking in a British accent and saying words like "discombobulate."
22. You are convinced that no woman wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not.
23. Scotland Yard hates your guts, but you give them all the credit anyway.
24. You can't watch movies, because ten minutes in, you've already figured out the ending.
25. You've killed the dog. Again.
26. You lay awake at night pondering what the hell that Giant Rat of Sumatra could be.
27. You then think it might have something to do with Ratigan.
28. You're still looking for a roommate as bad ass as Hotson Watson.
29. You crossdress. For the sake of justice!
30. Your cane is a freakin' sword.
31. You write "RACHE" all over your wall and draw an outline of a body on your floor so your room looks like the crime scene in A Study in Scarlet.
32. A guy can be twenty years older than you, sexually confused, emotionally detached, obsessed with his work, and still be incredibly sexy.

ALTERNATIVES TO THE SHERLOCK HOLMES 2: A GAME OF SHADOWS NAME:
1. A Gay of Shadows
2. Gay Shadows
3. A Study in Gay
4. Pushing the Limits of Gay in Movie Theatres
5. Shercock Homos 2
6. Mating Rituals of RDJude
7. How To Be Married to Two People At The Same Time

Famous Last Words...

"Is it not meningitis?" - Luisa Alcott

"I don't feel good." - Luther Burbank

"Everything is so boring." - Winston Churchill

"Let's do it." - Gary Gilmore (Right before he was executed by a firing squad)

"I'm dying, please...bring me a toothpick." - Alfred Jerry

"Is it bad?" - Robert F. Kennedy

"Oh shit." - Marc Lepine

"Shoot straight you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!" - Breaker Morant (also before being executed by a firing squad)

"Where am I...What the hell? Oh God dammit no!...I couldn't find the left foot sock. Is it under the chair?" - Josef Stalin

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you're a cold-blooded bastard.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

Paste this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think life without computers is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile.

If you ever listened to the same song for six hours straight put this on your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile!

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

Abortion is not a right! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unbornbabies every year!! If you're pro-life,copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you've ever bursted out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile. (Haven't started posting ... yet.)

If you think randomness rocks, copy and paste this onto your profile and your name onto the list!! Icethroat21, Spottedpaw13, LibiTheWolf, Annzy, ImThePrincessLoveMe

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile. (Though I've left school I feel for those who remain)

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have an EXTREMELY bad memory.

If you love EVERYONE in the world who will take the time to read your profile copy and paste this onto your profile :)

If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile

If you find yourself reading fanfiction more then you write, add your name then copy and paste this to your profile: TeenageCrisis, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884, xXxJaycee81196xXx, Ino Y. Uchiha, rainbows.and.blood, LibiTheWolf, Annzy, Immortal Angel, ImThePrincessLoveMe

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with musical theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If you never study and it's a miracle you still get good grades without knowing anything at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're addicted to sweets, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile

If you get in a bad mood for no apparent reason except for bottled up emotions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you watched Yugioh or another anime when you were younger and watching it again as a teenager or adult, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you stopped caring about being popular long time ago, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Yami Bakura is the Theif King and isn't Zork, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished Atem was a real pharaoh, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can relate to a fictional character, copy and past this to your profile.

If you think Jack Sparrow is friggin' awesome, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of the few girls or guys that doesn't have "Beiber Fever", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love studying about ancient Egypt, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love studying about ancient Japan, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want Kaiba's trench coat from Battle City, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish there was a live action Yugioh movie with a good plot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you cried when Atem left Yugi and his friends, copy this into your profile.

If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this on your profile.

Stop 4Kids! When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (It's what's school's for!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (OMR! I think I died! Just kidding:P)

If you are so obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your a Yami Bakura/Thief King Bakura fangirl copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever repeated what you had just said within the same conversation, without having someone to ask you to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: cupcakeattack, ImThePrincessLoveMe

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jonas Brothers suck, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you still think Littlest Pet Shops are still cute even though you're probaly too old for them, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you love pugs, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you want to be a writer like me, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you hate being called "cute" by older people (for me, it's highschoolers), copy and paste this to your profile!

If you enjoy saying things like "ponder" and "gander",copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have OIND (Obsessive Invisible Ninja Disorder) and OSD (Obsessive Seddie disorder) then put this on your profile!

If you are against child abuse, Copy and Paste this to your profile.

If you are aginst killing animals and animal abuse/neglect, copy and paste this to your profile.

Thousands of girls LOVE the Jonas Brothers, if you think they stink (like me), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love animals, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like doing art, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get good grades in school (A's and/or B's), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Seriously. They taste like cardboard anyway.)

Love is just a word until you find someone that gives it definition.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because finally, reality is better than your dreams.

I forget a lot of things because he takes up most of the space in my memory.

Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living.

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken, than hurt yourself putting it back together.

I trusted you with my heart. I handed it over and said, "Be careful. Don't break it." And you said you wouldn't. Right after that, you shattered it.

The heart was made to be broken.

The hottest love has the coldest end

I build walls to see who cares enough to break them down.

I know it hurts, but once you stop asking the traitor in the mirror "Why me?" you'll find your relationship, along with your heart, in ruins.

"The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen or even touched; they must be felt with the heart." -Helen Keller

Be careful who you fall in love with, because someone, somewhere, won't approve.

I asked you if I was PRETTY.

You said NO.

I asked you if I was FAT.

You said YES OF COURSE.

I asked you if you WANTED to be with me FOREVER.

You said NO.

I asked you if you would CRY if I walked away.

You said NO.

I had heard too much and needed to leave. But as I walked away,

You told me to stay. You said:

You're not PRETTY, you're BEAUTIFUL.

The only thing FAT, or BIG, is your HEART.

I don't WANT to be with you forever,

I NEED to be with you forever.

And, baby, I wouldn't CRY if you walked away,

I WOULD DIE.

Totally cool the first time I played it. So true! I love this game!

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First…get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:
If This Was A Movie - Taylor Swift

Waking Up:

Blackout - Linkin Park

First Day At School:
Jump Than Fall - Taylor Swift

Making Your New Best Friend:
How Does It Feel - Avril Lavigne

Falling In Love:
The Messenger - Linkin Park

Breaking Up:
Haunted - Taylor Swift

Prom:
Somewhere I Belong - Linkin Park

Graduation:
Speak Now - Taylor Swift

Life's Okay:
Forgotten - Avril Lavigne

Death of a Close Friend:

Black Star - Avril Lavigne

Mental Breakdown:

In Pieces - Linkin Park (works..)

Driving:
Forever & Always - Taylor Swift

Flashback:
Together - Avril Lavigne

Getting Back Together:
All I Wanted - Paramore

Birth of Child:
You're Not Sorry - Taylor Swift

Wedding Scene:
Should've Said No - Taylor Swift

Car Accident:
Contagious - Avril Lavigne

Final Battle:
My World - Avril Lavigne

Death Scene:
That's What You Get - Paramore
(Wow. works well, actually)

Funeral Song:
Session - Linkin Park

End Credits:
The Outside - Taylor Swift

Deleted Scenes:
Goodbye - Paramore

Girls Don't Realize The Little Things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

I am the Girl...

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

You see a Kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
97% would yell “STOP!!!”
2% would Cheer
1% would take the baseball bat and beat the kid upside the head with it and take the puppy to the vet.
Post this on your profile if you are that 1%

Stupid laws

In New York-

it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (what kind of balls are we talking about here? *giggles maniacally*)

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”. (shit the cops are here!!)

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (do not invoke the wrath of the slippers police)

In Florida-

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. (because people need to be able to run away from the cops just that much faster.)

It is illegal to sell your children. ( well I hope so!)

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (looks like I have to leave my elephant at home)

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (do beaches classify as public places? if so, i should just turn myself in right now.)

In Georgia-

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (but where else can you put them?)

Signs are required to be written in English. (because otherwise they would be written in Latin, of course)

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (because they might get a stain!! and wifie would be pissed.)

in South Dakota-

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (*drags brother away from hotel* those do not classify as pants)

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (because everyone loves to fall asleep to someone constantly cutting the cheese. srry i just had to)

In Tennessee-

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (I once heard it's because that's how people were stealing horses.)

No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. (but it's an American pasttime! in old movies!)

Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (so sexist it's not even funny anymore. except for the fact that it is)

It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.)

In Missouri-

Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (so playing peek-a-boo is illegal? FRIG)

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. (*takes alcohol away from brother*)

Dancing is strictly prohibited. (f* you ALL I'LL DANCE IF I WANNA! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!)

It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. (*puts down bucket* crap. my entire weekend. ruined.)

A milk man may not run while on duty. (but they can still fly, right? there's a milk man waiting in the sky...)

In Idaho-

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (*shouting* REID! WE ARE MOVING TO IDAHO!!)

You may not fish on a camel’s back. (wtf- A CAMEL! this is not Egypt)

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (idk what to say.)

Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (WHAT IS WITH THE ANIMALS AND FISHING?!)

In Indiana-

The value of Pi is 3. (Charlie Eppes is fuming right now)

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (but you can take showers, right?)

It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette. (*takes cigarette out of brother's mouth* sorry, Steve. It's illegal.)

No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (aww man!)

In Alaska-

Clowns beware! (... uh-huh...)

In Kansas-

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. ( they do realize that means neither can move, right? obviously not...)

Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. (But what if Marik is just REALLY mad at it while playing a video game?)

No one may wear a bee in their hat. (*takes off hat and copious amounts of bees fly out* sorry guys, I guess the Friday night party is cancelled. The bees are illegal.)

No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (*crosses arms* that is an insult to the drunk community. WE MAY SING WHATEVER WE WANT TO ON THE STREETS AT NIGHT. But wait, does that mean you get to do that during that day? *fist pump*)

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle:

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he’s done it twice.

Jack Bauer killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

What color is Jack Bauer’s blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.

Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

Sun Tzu once wrote, “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you’re f*ing dead.”

Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars.

Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.

It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

The bumper sticker on Jesus’s car reads, “WWJBD?”

Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Jack Bauer, Tom Cruise admitted that he was gay.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. Let's get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it.

Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal.

He thinks yellow wristbands are gay. When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

When you open a can of whoop-, Jack Bauer jumps out.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

It is now officially illegal to say "In Jesus' name, amen." You have to say "In Jack Bauer's name,"

Put this
on your profile
if you support
the ORIGINAL
YUGIOH!!

Fool me once, shame on me

Fool me twice, shame on you

Fool me THREE TIMES, and you're gonna get curb stomped by Seto fuggin Kaiba.

...B... Put this
...A... On your
...K... Page
...U... If you're
...R... A fan of
...A... Bakura!
...!!... It shows you care! :) (I'm probably more of an obsessive kind of fan girl. All well! XP)

You know you're an obsessed Yu-Gi-Oh fan when you -

1) Think all villians are hot (No kidding)

2) Don't mind going grey anyway

3) Talk to yourself out loud to pretend you're speaking to your Yami (But I swear! She's right there!)

4) Want a trench coat (I claim all of them. They belong to me)

5) Try hard to make your clothes defy gravity (I almost succeed, but then I hit the ground. T.T)

6) Think Tans are super sexy (Hell yeah!)

7) Look around town for crazy hairstyles

8) Have your hair in a crazy hair do

9) Think mullets are dead hot

10) Think Little brothers are just the best (So close. Lil' sis. Then she died. Shit I'm crying.)

11) Would go gay for some characters (For Marik, yes. XD (It's funny because he looks like a girl. *giggles*))

12) Think the only way to resolve a conflict is to play a childrens card game!

13) Watch Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series (All the time. It's my fuggin drug)

14) You think genders don't matter anymore (They don't!)

15) CROSSDRESS

16) Have read this like 5 times

17) Do whatever it takes to prove you're an obsessed fan (Cosplay!)

18) You are a fangirl/boy (That is an insulting understatement.)

19) You collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards

20) You know the game is called Duel Monsters NOT Yu-Gi-Oh (I have hit every person who said this)

21) You have completed/almost completed your favourite characters deck

22) You often quote characters (My voice gives me super strength! XD)

23) Ra knows how many fics you've read/written on Yu-Gi-Oh (I've written nine and I've read... dammit I knew I shouldn't've skipped that day of math!! *sighs*)

24) Everyday you practice your evil laugh untill it's perfect (It's sooooo close. My cat has started to hiss more because I tend to do my insane laugh at night. lol poor kitty)

25) You think men that show their midriffs are awesome! (*touches hips* you know you want it Marik)

25) You have either a dragon, accult, egyption and/or dice fetish! (Definitely egyptian. And albino!)

26) You love your friends! (The crew. Yeah man, we stick close. *gets call from friend who is sobbing* hang on I gotta go mayyy-ann)

27) You can quote most episodes (Check his pulse, Yugi! (Actual 4Kids dialogue. Although, I hate the dubbed version. :P)) (the only good thing about it is Dan Green and you KNOW it)

28) You'd love to go to Egypt (I told my mom that and she looked at me like I was insane.)

29) Your answer to everything-Because shut up-

30) You have spent hours looking for Millennium items

31) You own a Millennium item (eBay, baby)

32) If you own a Millennium item: You were sad when you found out that there wasn't an evil spirit wanting to take you over T.T

33) You think owning a Yami is perfectly normal (Think? I know. Princess talks to me every night. Stop insulting her! Stop sitting in her chair while she's still sitting there! God...)

34) You know all/most of the shipping (Name two characters and I'll most likely give you the shipping name)

35) You can easily name yaoi couples and the shipping names (Give me two guy characters and I'll definitely give you the shipping name!)

36) If you were in a room with a thousand pairs of eyes and mouths looking at you, you wouldn't freak. You'd just start counting them and hope to Ra that Bakura would stop hiding

37) You often dress like a character

38) You are part of the small minority that actually get the game Duel Monsters!

39) You prefer Marik and Bakura's singing to Lady Gaga's any day. (Personally, I cannot stand Bad Romance OR Poker Face. But Leather Pants and Brooklyn Rage are two of the best songs in the history of the world)

40) You own a creepy doll/teddy (*shovels through closet, looking for the family of possessed teddy bears*)

41) To you, Yu-Gi-Oh is more than just an anime it's LIFE!

42) You wear your school blazer as a cape (Everyone knows it's cooler that way)

43) Day 1- Blue top and black jeans- the same, day 2 - the same, day 3 - the same, day 4 - 3 month later: "It's season 2, better change clothes!"

44) You have a background song!

45) Your hair, to your friends: "Oh she must be having a bad hair day", You: "Yes, I have finally perfected Yugi's hair!"

46) Getting sent to the Shadow Realm is more of a privelge than a threat to you

47) Nothing's worse than a Jaden haircut! (*wakes up with Jaden haircut* Sweet jumping sarcophagus!!)

48) You have a scary crush on one or more of the characters it's not even funny anymore! (images.google.com is your friend)

49) You treat that character like he/she is real (Bakura is real. How else would 2012 come around?)

50) You describe things as simply FABULOUS or SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME!

51) You know the dangers of glomping (*glancing over shoulder for any groups of previously attractive men with casts and black eyes*)

52) You think LK is a hell of a lot more of a genious than Einstein anyday!

53) whenever you do something you often say "Attention duelists, my hair is..."

54) When life gives you lemons, you give it some Brooklyn Rage! (This is way more funny than it should be...)

55) You refer to your brother as Ni-San (Or Ni-Samma)

Things I've learned from watching Yu-Gi-Oh!:

Egypatin guys like taking off their shirts or just choose not to wear them period.

British guys...don't take of their shirts. Huh, I wonder why...

Hikari's are always super cute, some even to the point of being hot.

Yami's are usaully the hot ones, with a couple exceptions.

Motorcycles= best way to travel.

Egypatins were bad at math. Example: they sacraficed 99 people, but only got 7 pieces of gold.

Be careful who you make have a grudge against you; that grudge could last forever.

A hurricane 300,000 miles in diameter heading for a heavily populate area is nothing to get worried about.

The military would prefer High School students to fight against crazed psychos and save the world instead of them.

(From the manga) Firefighters in Japan can't save you from a burning building if there's a fire in the way.

If a fat guy suddenly get's fatter and starts to float, hop on his back and take him out for a spin.

If you've figured out you can fly, don't tell your friends and just do it. It's fun to see their reactions.

Tea is a B*EEP

Things I learned from Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged:

No one can beat Brooklyn Rage.

Duke has a theme song.

Grandpa Mutou is having an affair with Black Luster Soldier (Who, if anyone has noticed, Yami Yugi cosplays as in one of the episodes. That's...kind of creepy, isn't it?)

Shadi is racist

Friendship can do anything

Mako is a Freaky Fish Guy

Yugi is not a baby panda (which still shocks me)

Malik is Kira. I mean Marik.

Yami Yugi's power doesn't come from his leather pants but from his leather shoes.

Tristan's voice gives him super strength.

Ryo's not gay, he's british.

Yami bakura's not British, he's gay.

Zorc and Pals is an excellent show.

Odion likes Gummi Bears.

Kaiba can screw the rules because he has money, and green hair.

Anubis is a fail villain. He has too many muscles.

Mai's boobs are real...never mind. I don't believe that.

Yami Yugi can kill milkshakes and send them to milkshake prison.

Trsiatan's name is now Tristan "Timothy" Taylor.

Slifer is an executive producer.

Tea is a B*EEP.

Things I've learned from reading Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfiction:

JoeyxKaiba is really popular to write about, but really creepy.

Any horrible and vicious disease you can think of, Yugi's gotten it.

People really like reading Yaoi

Killing Yugi or at least putting him through extreme pain is fun, but makes you feel super guilty.

Having a yami is totally normal and cool.

Tea is a B*EEP.

Anime Characters Quiz

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below.

1. Yami Yugi

2. Yugi

3. Atem

4. Yami Bakura

5. Marik

6. Yami Marik

7. Tea

8. Seto

9. Joey

10. Mokuba

1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Yami Yugi)

"Babe, I told you! No chains!”

Number 2 asked you to go out with him? (Yugi)

“But you’re supposed to be in love with… Yami Yugi!!!” *hyperventilates* *dies*

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Atem)

starts touching self* "You know you want it."

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Yami Bakura and Joey)

WHAT THE MOTHERCRAPPING HELL???????

5 cooked you dinner? (Marik)

"Stop trying to ask me out. You sir, are gay. I am female."

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Yami Marik)

He was just so tied from making love to me he needed a nap.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Tea)

Kills self*

8 got into the hospital somehow? (Seto)

I warned Joey not to use the handcuffs!

9 made fun of your friends? (Joey)

“I will show everyone the scene from Season 0 where you ran away like a little princess in the first episode.”

10 ignored you all the time? (Mokuba)

“I’m sorry Mokuba! I didn’t know you were there! How was I supposed to know that you were going to walk in on Joey and Seto while I was sitting next to them, watching?”

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Yami Yugi)

Challenge them to a duel then kiss me.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Yugi)

Nothing. He passed out when I hugged him so tightly he couldn’t breathe. Then he saw my leg.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Atem)

His outfit. You know. For later.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Yami Bakura)

Laugh.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Marik)

Runs off crying. Come to think of it, I probably shouldn’t’ve told him about the fic I was about to write featuring him and Yami Marik…

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? (Mokuba and Yami Marik)

Mokuba? Really? He’s like, ten. It would be illegal for me to marry Mokuba. And why in the name of crap would Yami Marik even CARE?

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Tea)

Shoots herself.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? (Seto)

Lets me watch him and Joey make out and touch each other.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? (Joey)

By admitting he’s in love with Seto.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Mokuba)

Laugh with me like the little cutie he is :D

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Yami Yugi)

I’ve been in love with him since I was honest to GOD FIVE YEARS OLD. How am I supposed to know?

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? (Yugi and Joey)

That is just wrong.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? (Atem)

Meeting parents? I would completely skip that and go my bedroom.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Yami Bakura and Joey)

… I hate you.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Marik and Yami Marik)

OH GOD YES OF COURSE!!!

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? (Yami Marik)

‘Breaks many hearts’? Literally, sure, but in the way of love… no. His heart belongs to Marik. What do I do? Force him to kiss Marik. See what he does then.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Tea)

“I think my gun is under the table. But… should I kill her now, or later?”

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him? (Seto)

"Puppyshipping. Make it happen.”

Is 1 and 7 a cute couple? (Yami Yugi and Tea)

Are you freaking joking me. NO!!!

What would 2 do if he walked in on 1 and 3 kissing? (Yugi, Yami Yugi and Atem)

“You guys didn’t wait for me!!”

If you had a gun to your head, would you right a romance between 10 and 2? (Mokuba and Yugi)

Two words: Hell. No.

What would you do if you found out 6 and 8 had a relationship? (Yami Marik and Seto)

Die.

To The Smart Fans Of Yu-Gi-Oh!: (yes, I love you too!)

Normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

Normal people: Say "OMG!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"

Normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame on you!"

Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.

Normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!"

Normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

Normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.

Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.

Normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.

Normal people: Think little people are stupid.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.

Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.

Normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there!

Normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.

Normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game.

Normal people: Sing Lady Gaga

Yu-Gi-Oh! (Abridged) fans: Sing Leather Pants and Brooklyn Rage! (And receive many awkward stares XD)

Normal people: Don’t believe in real magic.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.

Normal people: Don't believe in the apocalypse.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba.

Normal people: Don't believe playing cards are evil.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans (of Season 0): Run screaming from the room every time they see a Queen of Spades.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR ALL YUGIOH NERDS TO KNOW!

The most asked question in the Yu-Gi-Oh world, "Why the hell is Yugi so short?", has been answered! Kazuki Takahashi said that Yugi has diabetes!! Poor thing...

99% of teens would cry if Justin Bieber was standing on the roof of a twenty story building ready to jump.
0.5% of teens would bring a good chair and some popcorn.
And the other 0.5% would be helping to push him off.
If you are one of the groups that would watch him jump or help push him off, post this to your profile!

female come backs
pick up line comebacks These may come in handy some day_

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: Have we met before?

Woman: Probably. I work at a VD clinic.

AND FOR THE BREAKUP

Man: You'll never find someone like me ever again!

Woman: Babe, that's the point.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...

AND FOR THE LINKIN PARKERS:

Here's To Everyone that still listens to One Step Closer after 10 years.

Here's To Everyone that knows exactly who was on the Crawling video.

Here's To Everyone that raps along with Mike on In The End.

Here's To Everyone that gets a sick, twisted, but nonetheless good feeling when watching Papercut.

Here's To Everyone that wants to Runaway with Chester, and just think, open up their minds.

Here's To Everyone that's still looking for Somewhere They Belong, but LP got them really close.

Here's To Everyone that knows Faint is truly a rock anthem.

Here's To Everyone that doesn't like those feelings From The Inside, but they feel better when you listen to that song.

Here's To Everyone that has done exactly what Mike raps about on Lying From You.

Here's To Everyone that thinks Mike is the sweetest guy in the world for writing Breaking The Habit for Chester.

Here's To Everyone that knows to lyrics to Encore just 'cause it was put with Numb.

Here's To Everyone that doesn't regret, but tries to fix What They've Done.

Here's To Everyone that watches Bleed It Out in Milton Keynes over and over again just for Rob's drum solo.

Here's To Everyone that cries a little when they hear Shadow Of The Day, 'cause they know what it's about.

Here's To Everyone that loves the fact that the Given Up video is from live concert.

Here's To Everyone that thinks Leave Out All The Rest is simply perfect.

Here's To Everyone that loves how mysterious Mike looks in the car in The Catalyst.

Here's To Everyone that says Waiting For The End in any situation that it makes sense in.

Here's To Everyone that noticed Brad and Chester in It's Goin' Down.

Here's To Everyone that loves how Mike throws the bench he was sitting on near the piano in We Made It.

Here's To Everyone that thought they were the only one that felt that way, until Linkin Park came along.

Here's To Everyone that knows that Chester LOVES shoes.

Here's To Everyone that knows every single one of Mike's nickname's.

Here's To Everyone that can't get enough of Brad's Jewfro.

Here's To Everyone that knows Joe's a little crazy, but loves him for it.

Here's To Everyone that wants to be Rob's next girlfriend, or wants to be him.

Here's To Everyone that laughed when Phoenix said "It's a sign.", even though it wasn't funny.

Here's To Everyone that still listens to One Step Closer after 10 years.

Here's To Everyone that realized that last one was the same as the first one. :)

Here's To All Those Linkin Park Soldiers Out There.

Here's To Linkin Park,

For Being Themselves.

ahhh you made it all the way down... let's do this shindig.

copy and paste to your profile if you thought i was talking about sex right there.

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Safe and Sound by AllegroSilver reviews
Based loosely off the song Safe and Sound. What happens when Loki appears bleeding in Stark Tower? What could ever become of a relationship with New York's most famous billionaire-playboy-super hero, and a wanted inter-realm criminal when the Allfather is willing to start a war in order to retrieve his wayward son?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Never In My Sleep by WeAreTomorrow reviews
"But as bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse then I seem." A flick of the wrist, a cigar delicately touching lips. RDJude. Slash.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012
Crush by LittleRedHatter reviews
a Johnlock fic. sorta. Sherlock keeps having these dreams, and it doesnt help that John is wearing nothing but a towel...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
As Long As I Keep These Promises by Day.By.Random.Day reviews
Inspired by another one of Reapersun's pieces. This is kinda a sequel to "Let Me" Finally some good smut for you guys. Lol. I hope you enjoy REVIEWS, please lovelies Characters belong to BBC's Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Promises by XthesilverliningX reviews
John comes home to some strange noises...but Sherlock is the only one in the flat. PWP. Slashy goodness. Rated M, because M rated fanfiction is the only kind of fanfiction. Slash/Language Content
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Field Trip by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
A lead takes John, Sherlock and Lestrade to a preschool. Established relationship, Johnlock, talk of wanting kids, Sherlock being surprisingly good with children. M for snip of lovin' at the end.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Awake by elementarydarling reviews
John is awoken by a very familiar sound. John/Sherlock pre-slash, post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fire by NeverQuiteFinished reviews
"Finch could taste the kerosene and sweat on the other man's lips". Rinch. Rating will go up.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - H. Finch, J. Reese
Sherlock: Headaches by Anneh2793 reviews
Sherlock has really overdone it this time. He's spent too long on the case and made himself ill as a result. It seems John is the one who can also makes things all better. Just light fluffiness : John x Sherlock M for swearing just in case!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Knight in Polyester Armor by fmapreshwab reviews
It's late at night and somebody has been drinking. Shawn needs a hero, and that's when his trusty Lassiter shows up. A fun tale of trying to get along and trying not to get hit. Shassie slash. One shot. Rated for language and some explicitness.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Stress Reliever by Sumire Hana reviews
John is pissed and he turns to the only man who can relieve him. Reese/Finch. Rated M for sexual intercourse and language. Written purely for entertainment
Person of Interest - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2011 - J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
Are You Happy? by fmapreshwab reviews
AFter that night, after the scene he caused at dinner, Watson is not sure he will ever forgive Holmes. And yet... Holmes/Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/16/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes
Perfect Moment by rubydesires reviews
Lassiter has found a perfect moment and nothing else matters.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
YuGiOh!: Utopia Movement formally,Spatial Dim by yugisun reviews
Going to rewrite after finishing Neo Arcadia, perhaps as a sequal but rewriting it soon for sure; in a few monthes. Coming up with ideas at the moment. If you read it don't moan because I know what I need to do. I am going to inprove it soon obviously.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,760 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011
Long Distance Loving by MoriNoYosei reviews
Cabin Pressure, Martin/Arthur. Martin and Douglas are flying without Arthur, which affects Martin's spirits and causes unfortunate side-effects to Douglas. So he comes up with a way for Martin to relieve his tension. Awkwardness and fluffy porn ensue.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Cave of Wonders by NaruLover4ever reviews
While trying to train himself, Charles gets interrupted. MalexMale Don't like, don't read! Slash One-Shot
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4461 - Favs: 10,397 - Follows: 1,040 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Accidental Love by DPIH reviews
One drink to many and now she's pregnant, how will Lilly cope and what is she going to tell the other when they ask who the father is. mostly T but first chapter is M ish
Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,132 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Lilly R., Scotty V. - Complete
Extreme by jayma reviews
The people of Haven are experiencing overwhelming feelings including Audrey. Nathan gets caught in the middle of the chaos. /NathanAudrey/
Haven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Audrey P., Nathan W. - Complete
What He Will Do For You by VulcanCheesecake reviews
Tony Stark escapes from the rogue soldiers with his cellmate, and soon finds himself falling for him. Gigolo Joe just wants to feel needed, and there's something about Tony Stark...
Crossover - Ironman & A.I. - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
These Five Minutes by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
3 years after the series, everyone has settled down and adjusted to their new lives. This year, it seems that everyone’s getting some except Yugi. After all, it is kinda hard to make out when his boyfriend is away on Valentine’s Day. YYxY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Just a Little Sensitivity by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Valentine’s Day is coming, and Yugi decides it’s the best day to confess his love for Yami. However, as he carries out his plans the day before, he keeps seeing all these strange looking words all around him… YYY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
Louder than Words by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Yami's been figuring how to confess his feelings to Yugi for the longest time now, and he gets distracted or interrupted every time he tries. A sports meet at school might just be the solution to all his problems...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
Dreaming of Crimson Eyes by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Yami has gone back to the past to assume the throne, leaving Yugi and his friends behind in the present. Memories of him are wiped out in everyone’s minds, but Yami cannot forget any of them, especially Yugi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
Fluff, Perhaps? by SolidFigments reviews
A random JouSeto fluff thing. Hope you like it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2003 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K. - Complete
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Quite the Performance reviews
John is /good/ at this. My take on Reichenbach - warning for SLIGHT LANGUAGE AND REICHENSPOILERS. Just a short drabble with sliiiiiiiiiiiiiight Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Castle Crow
"Oh, she's brilliant!" Sherlock mused, looking over the evidence of the crimes. The stolen money. The message. "She's brilliant! She's my daughter." Married!Johnlock - story is WAYYY future in the series. Two OCs and features Victor... a little bit. Had to edit some of it so it could be T. ALMOST M, MIND YOU! I own nothing
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,141 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Do you believe in angels, Dr Watson? reviews
After Sherlock's "death", John goes to a new psychiatrist. Dr. Winchester instructs him to go through Sherlock's notebooks, and what John finds there shocks him. 1/? Angel!Lock, future Johnlock. Rating may change; Warning for LANGUAGE and RELIGIOUS UNDERTONES i.e. heaven, angels, and tea with Jesus Review, please!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
One Year Anniversary reviews
Mycroft and Greg celebrate the year since they first had sex. And Mycroft now knows what to call Greg. Mystrade, M FOR A REASON! M/M SMUT! I own absolutely nothing!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Creeping Around Your Dreams reviews
No. I didn't think he'd be this broken when I got back. No. He should be fine. He should have been happy! WHY IS HE LIKE THIS? Reunion! RIPYOURFUCKINGHEARTOUT!John - his tulpa gets a little bit too real. When Sherlock gets back after finishing off the Web, how is he supposed to heal this? Johnlock, surprise ending! Depending on reviews, maybe a two-shot, but for now, one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Jimmy, You Little Mother reviews
He always looked so cheerful. Then he died. Post-Reichenbach MorMor drabble, Seb POV. Warnings for Mild Sexual Content and Language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
We'll Be Alright reviews
There are times when I have to follow Sherlock, just to make sure he doesn't kill anyone who hurts John. WARNING: Mentions of rape, sadism, violence, and language! Johnlock - Molly POV, post-Reichenbach - I own NOTHING! Requested by my girlfriend Banana
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Safe & Sound reviews
Just close your eyes, the sun is going down. You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now. Come morning light, you and I'll be safe and sound. Hints of slash, minor spoilers for Reichenbach, ONESHOT songfic for Safe & Sound, rated for slash, Sherlock POV
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dammit reviews
Carrie sometimes looses herself in moments when she shouldn't, and she lets her mouth run off without its filter. This is one of those times. Carrie/Al, or as I've dubbed it, "Cal", rated for swearing and some sexual content. Slight ElaineBashing. R&R!
Unforgettable - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Al B., Carrie W. - Complete
My Immortal Sherlock reviews
One night, Sherlock gets bored and decides to check his email on John's laptop. Unfortunately, John has changed the password and Sherlock can't figure out what it is! Now a slashy twoshot! **NOT REICHENBACH** Rated for swearing! R&R pleaseee!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sherameldansen reviews
When a case leads Sherlock and John to an anime convention, what will they do when the only thing they can do is... DANCE? Sherlock/John if you squint - Prompt from a YouTuber! Oneshot drabble unless you want more...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This One Confession reviews
SEQUEL TO THIS ONE NIGHT - Holmes takes Watson on a fancy date! But, when they get back, something makes Hotso- I mean WATSON lose his mind. What is it? Suck @ summaries! HOTSON Rated for language, sexual content, and slight violence. And oh yeah, slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
This One Night reviews
After a surprisingly hard case, both Holmes and Watson are exhausted. Watson decides to sleep at Holmes, just for this one night. Insanity ensues. Watson/Holmes, 1st in a series. Minor spoilers for AGoS. Rated for sexual content and language.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Maybe Tomorrow reviews
Yugi Moto has one friend. He is relentlessly beat up at school, and no matter what his parents try, nothing is done. But his one friend always sticks by Yugi, and comforts him when he cries. When will Yugi tell Yami what he really feels? Puzzle! AU - YAOI
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Hello reviews
Hello - Evanescence songfic. Character death. Yugi's POV. Sad. No happy ending. There isn't really an ending, so you can create a sequel if you like, just so long as you let me know first. I don't own anything other than a laptop and internet connection.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Yūgi M. - Complete
You're Back reviews
This was the only pleasantry Ella thought was suitable. Jake/Alice, set right before and while Jake steps into the house after he got back. Rated T for implications and to be safe... ;D
Cowboys & Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
The Messenger reviews
I despise being so blind. But, in a way, it's great because he comes up to me and wipes off my glasses for me. Rotch. Drabble. Implied established relationship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Requiem reviews
Hotch/Prentiss set after Haley died. Like, way after. "God save us," I breathed. I then felt a hand close around mine. Rated for the victims' way of dying... sorry for the mental picture. It's gross.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Blackout reviews
A new tattoo Aaron got fires an argument between him and Haley. But... who sat beside him when he got the ink to make him not miss Haley anymore? Slight Rotch, drabble, just a fun thing. I don't own anything. For the LP fans, they'll get the title better.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Imaginary reviews
Here I was again, cheek on the cold wooden floor. Here I was again, calling my favorite number. Here I was again, falling asleep to his beautiful voice. Here I was again, falling for someone who hates me. Shassie T to be safe onshot
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
I Won't Shoot You reviews
The bullet ripped through the night and I froze. It took me a while to realize John was bleeding. Rated for violence, language, and slash. *evil grin* Carter POV. NO LONGER A ONESHOT! It's going to be anywhere from 3chaps to 12. POST 1x10
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/16/2011 - J. Reese, H. Finch
Where Are You My Darling? reviews
Someone's on a killing spree in Bristol, New York, killing one man a night, leaving one word of a message in their own blood, on their arm, right before killing them. But... who does this UnSub really want to be as their 'darling? Reviews mean Chapters!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - S. Reid
Beyond All Reason reviews
After Yusei sends Paradox back to his time, Jaden insists that Yusei comes to see Duel Academy... and then everything spirals out of control. Starshipping, implied Puzzle, ahh whadahell future mpreg. Read&Review and I'll send you mental hugs and cookies!
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh GX & Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Yūsei F.
Death Do Us Part reviews
Will death really 'do them part? Or is it just the beginning of a few love stories? Puzzle/Blindshipping, Tendershipping, Puppyshipping, Persevereshipping, Bronzeshipping, implied Visionshipping! Rated T for suicidal content, language, sexualness COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,923 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Yūgi M., Atem - Complete
Anju's Protector reviews
After Anju pushes Karin Maaka away, she comes back to her room and sees her true protector. One-shot! Idea came to the Princess as she watched in horror how much Anju truly loved her sister in the anime. It made Princess sad, so she created this. Review!
Karin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Boogie, Anju - Complete
Thought Books And Scrap Books reviews
Lizzie finds and rummages through an old trunk that she found in the attic of her house. She finds more than she bargained for when she starts reading the 'thought book' and looking through the pictures. Legragorn one-shot! Rated for boyxboy implied sex:D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The First Snowfall reviews
He wakes up and is captivated by the snow. Heavily implied Tendershipping. Inspiration came from the very first snowfall! In Drama/General beacause it doesn't really fit anywhere else. There not a INDIFFERENT genre... Oneshot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
A Lazy Sunday At The Eppes House reviews
One Sunday evening, Don looks around him at his family, and loves what he sees. Takes place three years after series' end. Just a little something I cranked out in a few hours. It was fun. ENJOYREADREVIEW
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Don E. - Complete
We Made It reviews
Just a little poem that I wrote in, like, five minutes. lol enjoy please Read and REVIEW
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/19/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Things Ryo Will Never Say Sucks Majorly reviews
Ryo decides one night to write down everything he will never say out loud. Onesided Tendershipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete
The Best Damn Thing reviews
When everything Malik does to Marik starts adding up, Marik snaps. A songfic based on the song The Best Damn Thing by Avril Lavigne.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
Take Me Away reviews
Based on the song Take Me Away by Avril Lavigne. Yaoi not really Puzzleshipping Yugi wants someone special to him to take him away. BTW, I wrote this is twenty minutes, so forgive me if it sucks.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
When wayward dreams start haunting Yugi Moto, he comes to terms with something. But will it be too late? Just a short little thing that refused to be written. :D Yaoi! Puzzleshipping!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Forever and Always reviews
Yugi reflects upon what brought him to this point... One note can change lives forever...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete