Poll: Kenyan, is it.. Vote Now!
Author has written 9 stories for Big Time Rush.
And for those who have read: Dirtiest Bet Ever and have become fans of the JerYan Productions, we made a profile for upcoming fics :D http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3376592/JerYan_Productions We are both super excited about it sooo please check it out!
Also check out Sam-uleyswolf-gurl, Michelle550 and Koganlove26's fics. They are amazing! And they also happen to be a great group of friends who have showed me nothing but love with all this. LOVE YOU GUYS!
Hey everyone, this is SamUleys-Wolf-Gurl. I just wanted to say something. Ryan...Ryry...Rynaynay...Your 'Mancrush' on Kendall is anything but a 'healthy normal little crush'...Just thought I'd point that out...Btw, thank you'z for putting my name first in here, wheather it was intentional or not :D.
Peace, Love, Hyperness, Happiness, Hippieness :)
MY PROFILE HAS BEEN HACKED!!! WHAT THE HECK :)
BTFU...STFU...AND GET OUTTA MY FACE - SHANAYNAY
SamUleys-Wolf-Gurl- Lmao. CRACKDONALDS, WE LOVE TO SEE YOU SMIIILEE!...Unless yo teeth is f*cked up, then you betta keep yo mouth shut! ~ Shanaynay
And it was hacked cause I am pure awesomeness! SO STICK IT! :p Lol
Ryan- FO SERIOUS!!!
SamUleys-Wolf-Gurl ~ Pick any card...Except for that one, that one, that one, or that one ~ Hodini
~ If you weren't my brother's nephew's cousin's uncle's neice's brother in law, I would f*ck you up ~ Hodini - HAHA I GOT IT RYRY! :)
Ryan- I LOVE YOU FOR THAT!!!
If u guys are wondering what the heck is going on right now...My friends also have access to this profile so they may post randomness... and we are quoting Shanaynay... one of SHANE DAWSON"S best characters along with Hodini...check them out on YOUTUBE if u havent :)
Becca~Lmao. I know you do :). And guess how much this costed. How much? FREE99!!
~I was in the food storage room the other day, which is really just and old bathroom that don't work no more, and there was potato salad on the f*ckin ceiling. I mean seriously, how does that shit happen? Fo serious. I mean does someone just walk in there and be like 'You know what, I ain't got no where to put this, I'm just gonna fling this shit up and see if it sticks.' Fo serio- And then this girl walked in earlier, she bit into her buritto and she bit into a bloody ass bandade and a purple pubic hair...Ain't no one up in here got no purple hair, so I don't know where the f*ck that came from...
~Dang that was a long one :)
Ryan- Well fine then walk yo... sexy a*s out...looking so delicious I can just eat you up like a Crunch wrap supreme with extra Baja sauce and Nacho cheese on the siiide... - SHANAYNAY
PLEASE DONT THINK WE ARE CRAZY FOR THIS...WE SWEAR WE AINT ON NOTHING...JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN...SO EITHER LOVE IT AND LAUGH ALONG WITH US...OR JUST IGNORE IT :)
Becca~ Lmao. Yah, we ain't on nothing :) ~Fat, stupid, unatractive, creepy, serial killer-ish ~Shane's 'Mom' :)
Geek Shane and Shane. Geek: Shane, you know what you should do? Run for class president. Shane: But I would never win. Everybody hates me. Geek: That's not true. Shane: Oh yah? Hey Mark! *Gets egg thrown at him* Geek: At least it was only one... Shane: *Gets more thrown at him* Geek: At least it wasn't a poop... Shane: *Gets poop thrown at him* Geek: I'm gonna shut up now... Lmbo :)
Ryan- what cha need to do is go over to herizon and pay your damn bill on time-Hodini :)
She got no job...she got no place to be- Hodini
WE MAY BE A LITTLE OBSSES WITH SHANE DAWSON AND HIS AWESOME VIDS :) and also check out Bo Burnham!!
Becca~ Lmbo...A little? They would be so lazy, they would not wrap it themselves and would let me, an ex convict, former drug addict, prostitute, haroin addicted, hiv positive bitch, wrap their shit for them!~Shanaynay obviously :)
Becca~ What's the magic word?...Please..? Really? I always thought it was BITCH IF YOU DONT WRAP THIS SHIT IM GONNA DEEP THROAT YO ASS WITH AN AK47!...Guess that's just where I came from...:)
My Aunt stuffed her dead husband, my mom douches at the table, and my brother drinks his own piss-Shane
AND WITH THAT WE ARE GONNA WRAP THINGS UP...IF YOUR STILL READING THIS...THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND FOR THE MADNESS...AND HOPE YOU STILL WANT TO READ MY FICS :) douces!!!
Becca~ Haha nice ending quote :). And like he said, hope you didn't get scarred for life because of us...Well actually it's because of Shane Dawson, so if you're gonna sue, SUE SHANE DAWSON/SHANAYNAY/HODINI/ALOT MORE! :)
Peace, Love, Hyperness, Happiness, Hippiness :)
PS. Thanks Becca for Hacking me and being random with me :) MUCH LOVE
Becca~ Yo Welcome doll face...Dangit, ur story was a fortune perdiction when you had me say doll face...:)
Becca~Can you just send an ambulance or something-Shane/Jim. Oh, honestly, I don't think I can-Shanaynay. What?-Shane/Jim. We kinda had an accident with our vehicles. Alright, so here's what happened. So one night, me and all the 911 peoplez thought it would be funny if we took all the ambulances next door to the walmart parking lot, it was pretty early, it was like 3am, and we thought it would be cute if we played bumper cars...Long story short, we ain't got no ambulances anymore...~Shanaynay
~It was kinda like a carnival...except there were no dirty ass mexicans pressing a bunch of buttons they don't know how to press...~Shanaynay
~Went to the bathroom brokenhearted, went to shit but only farted...Ever heard that song Jim?~Who do you think? :)
~I HAVE 10 KIDS, 3 COUSINS, 8 BROTHERS, AND A FARRET TO FEED! ~Shanaynay. Aren't farret's illegal? ~Customer. If you snitch on me, I will rip yo balls off and deep fry them and make them the special of the day, I have done that shit befo'! ~Shanaynay Lmao :)
Okay, so I've had fun raping Ryry's page some more, but I'll stop there...For now...:)
Peace, Love, Hyperness, Happiness, Hippieness! :)
SUP PEEPS?! This is Michelle550 hacking Ryan's account! I felt left out :/
AND IF YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF SHANAYNAY GO CHECK OUT SHANE DAWSON ON YOUTUBE! DO IT UP!
Bee tee dubbs: I think Ryan and Becca gots some issoos... LOVE YOUS! ;D
Peace out cub scouts! KOGAN 4 EVAR ;D
ALONG WITH THE KENYAN LOVIN THAT GOES ON IN MY HEAD- RYAN
Lol. WE the one that's got issues??? You're the one that's obssessed with PABLO! And JAGAN FOREVER!...And Kenyan ~Becca
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!?!?! :o ~michelle marie is bomb and becca and ryan is jealous of her awesomeness ;D
YOU WOULD...I KIND OF LIKE THE IDEA OF KAMES...MIGHT WRITE A FIC WITH THEM TOO IF U GUYS REVIEW :p ~rYAN
KAMES! EEEP! YOU BETTA BE GETTIN YO BUT MOVIN WITH MY KAMES STORAY! :D...And then maybeee I'll work some more on your Kenyan...Oh what am I sayin? I be workin on it anywho, but I won't give you another sneak peek of it if you don't be workin on my Kames!...WUV YOU! =) ~Becca
P.S...TOMORROWS FRIDAY FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY, EVERYBODYS LOOKIN FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND, WEEKEND! (Glee's version) :p
ok it's been forever since I updated this, and feel like I need to :)
I want to give my homeboy Anim3Fan4Ever a BIG shoutout!! *Gives You a very well thought out air five* He's alot of fun to talk to on Facebook and is just as crazy as I am ...in a good way. SOO, go read his fics cuz it would be a crime if u didnt ..and also..we are currently working on a fic together called :Dirtiest bet ever so go check it out PLEASE!! it's in his profile :) and let us know what you think. GO JeRyan!!
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