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Joined 04-29-11, id: 2883862, Profile Updated: 11-11-11
Author has written 9 stories for Big Time Rush.

May 6th
Hi everyone, My name is Ryan and I have been introduced to this Fanfiction world which I had no idea of by my good friends Sam-Uleyswolf-gurl and Michelle550. Since then, I have developed a sweet manly crush on Kendall. It may seem out of the ordinary but I swear its a healthy normal little crush. I threw out the idea to my friends the name Kenyan and from there the whole idea grew. Hope you guys like what I write, its been a lot of fun keeping the Kenyan love going so I hope you guys like my fics and become a fan of them. You can find me on FaceBook as well if you want to befriend me there :) @ ryannau0416@hotmail.com

And for those who have read: Dirtiest Bet Ever and have become fans of the JerYan Productions, we made a profile for upcoming fics :D http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3376592/JerYan_Productions We are both super excited about it sooo please check it out!

Also check out Sam-uleyswolf-gurl, Michelle550 and Koganlove26's fics. They are amazing! And they also happen to be a great group of friends who have showed me nothing but love with all this. LOVE YOU GUYS!

Hey everyone, this is SamUleys-Wolf-Gurl. I just wanted to say something. Ryan...Ryry...Rynaynay...Your 'Mancrush' on Kendall is anything but a 'healthy normal little crush'...Just thought I'd point that out...Btw, thank you'z for putting my name first in here, wheather it was intentional or not :D.

Peace, Love, Hyperness, Happiness, Hippieness :)

MY PROFILE HAS BEEN HACKED!!! WHAT THE HECK :)

FAVorite QUOTES:

BTFU...STFU...AND GET OUTTA MY FACE - SHANAYNAY

SamUleys-Wolf-Gurl- Lmao. CRACKDONALDS, WE LOVE TO SEE YOU SMIIILEE!...Unless yo teeth is f*cked up, then you betta keep yo mouth shut! ~ Shanaynay

And it was hacked cause I am pure awesomeness! SO STICK IT! :p Lol

Ryan- FO SERIOUS!!!

SamUleys-Wolf-Gurl ~ Pick any card...Except for that one, that one, that one, or that one ~ Hodini

~ If you weren't my brother's nephew's cousin's uncle's neice's brother in law, I would f*ck you up ~ Hodini - HAHA I GOT IT RYRY! :)

Ryan- I LOVE YOU FOR THAT!!!

If u guys are wondering what the heck is going on right now...My friends also have access to this profile so they may post randomness... and we are quoting Shanaynay... one of SHANE DAWSON"S best characters along with Hodini...check them out on YOUTUBE if u havent :)

FREE99!!

Becca~Lmao. I know you do :). And guess how much this costed. How much? FREE99!!

~I was in the food storage room the other day, which is really just and old bathroom that don't work no more, and there was potato salad on the f*ckin ceiling. I mean seriously, how does that shit happen? Fo serious. I mean does someone just walk in there and be like 'You know what, I ain't got no where to put this, I'm just gonna fling this shit up and see if it sticks.' Fo serio- And then this girl walked in earlier, she bit into her buritto and she bit into a bloody ass bandade and a purple pubic hair...Ain't no one up in here got no purple hair, so I don't know where the f*ck that came from...

~Dang that was a long one :)

Ryan- Well fine then walk yo... sexy a*s out...looking so delicious I can just eat you up like a Crunch wrap supreme with extra Baja sauce and Nacho cheese on the siiide... - SHANAYNAY

PLEASE DONT THINK WE ARE CRAZY FOR THIS...WE SWEAR WE AINT ON NOTHING...JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN...SO EITHER LOVE IT AND LAUGH ALONG WITH US...OR JUST IGNORE IT :)

Becca~ Lmao. Yah, we ain't on nothing :) ~Fat, stupid, unatractive, creepy, serial killer-ish ~Shane's 'Mom' :)

Geek Shane and Shane. Geek: Shane, you know what you should do? Run for class president. Shane: But I would never win. Everybody hates me. Geek: That's not true. Shane: Oh yah? Hey Mark! *Gets egg thrown at him* Geek: At least it was only one... Shane: *Gets more thrown at him* Geek: At least it wasn't a poop... Shane: *Gets poop thrown at him* Geek: I'm gonna shut up now... Lmbo :)

Ryan- what cha need to do is go over to herizon and pay your damn bill on time-Hodini :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5VJsFlzPMU&feature=related

She got no job...she got no place to be- Hodini

WE MAY BE A LITTLE OBSSES WITH SHANE DAWSON AND HIS AWESOME VIDS :) and also check out Bo Burnham!!

Becca~ Lmbo...A little? They would be so lazy, they would not wrap it themselves and would let me, an ex convict, former drug addict, prostitute, haroin addicted, hiv positive bitch, wrap their shit for them!~Shanaynay obviously :)

Becca~ What's the magic word?...Please..? Really? I always thought it was BITCH IF YOU DONT WRAP THIS SHIT IM GONNA DEEP THROAT YO ASS WITH AN AK47!...Guess that's just where I came from...:)

My Aunt stuffed her dead husband, my mom douches at the table, and my brother drinks his own piss-Shane

AND WITH THAT WE ARE GONNA WRAP THINGS UP...IF YOUR STILL READING THIS...THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND FOR THE MADNESS...AND HOPE YOU STILL WANT TO READ MY FICS :) douces!!!

Becca~ Haha nice ending quote :). And like he said, hope you didn't get scarred for life because of us...Well actually it's because of Shane Dawson, so if you're gonna sue, SUE SHANE DAWSON/SHANAYNAY/HODINI/ALOT MORE! :)

Peace, Love, Hyperness, Happiness, Hippiness :)

PS. Thanks Becca for Hacking me and being random with me :) MUCH LOVE

Becca~ Yo Welcome doll face...Dangit, ur story was a fortune perdiction when you had me say doll face...:)

May 7th

Becca~Can you just send an ambulance or something-Shane/Jim. Oh, honestly, I don't think I can-Shanaynay. What?-Shane/Jim. We kinda had an accident with our vehicles. Alright, so here's what happened. So one night, me and all the 911 peoplez thought it would be funny if we took all the ambulances next door to the walmart parking lot, it was pretty early, it was like 3am, and we thought it would be cute if we played bumper cars...Long story short, we ain't got no ambulances anymore...~Shanaynay

~It was kinda like a carnival...except there were no dirty ass mexicans pressing a bunch of buttons they don't know how to press...~Shanaynay

~Went to the bathroom brokenhearted, went to shit but only farted...Ever heard that song Jim?~Who do you think? :)

~I HAVE 10 KIDS, 3 COUSINS, 8 BROTHERS, AND A FARRET TO FEED! ~Shanaynay. Aren't farret's illegal? ~Customer. If you snitch on me, I will rip yo balls off and deep fry them and make them the special of the day, I have done that shit befo'! ~Shanaynay Lmao :)

Okay, so I've had fun raping Ryry's page some more, but I'll stop there...For now...:)

Peace, Love, Hyperness, Happiness, Hippieness! :)

SUP PEEPS?! This is Michelle550 hacking Ryan's account! I felt left out :/

AND IF YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF SHANAYNAY GO CHECK OUT SHANE DAWSON ON YOUTUBE! DO IT UP!

Bee tee dubbs: I think Ryan and Becca gots some issoos... LOVE YOUS! ;D

Peace out cub scouts! KOGAN 4 EVAR ;D

ALONG WITH THE KENYAN LOVIN THAT GOES ON IN MY HEAD- RYAN

Lol. WE the one that's got issues??? You're the one that's obssessed with PABLO! And JAGAN FOREVER!...And Kenyan ~Becca

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!?!?! :o ~michelle marie is bomb and becca and ryan is jealous of her awesomeness ;D
Bee Tee Dubbs: KOGAN IS BETTER THEN JAGAN IN MY OPINION. SO SUCK IT! ;D

YOU WOULD...I KIND OF LIKE THE IDEA OF KAMES...MIGHT WRITE A FIC WITH THEM TOO IF U GUYS REVIEW :p ~rYAN

KAMES! EEEP! YOU BETTA BE GETTIN YO BUT MOVIN WITH MY KAMES STORAY! :D...And then maybeee I'll work some more on your Kenyan...Oh what am I sayin? I be workin on it anywho, but I won't give you another sneak peek of it if you don't be workin on my Kames!...WUV YOU! =) ~Becca

P.S...TOMORROWS FRIDAY FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY, EVERYBODYS LOOKIN FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND, WEEKEND! (Glee's version) :p

ok it's been forever since I updated this, and feel like I need to :)

I want to give my homeboy Anim3Fan4Ever a BIG shoutout!! *Gives You a very well thought out air five* He's alot of fun to talk to on Facebook and is just as crazy as I am ...in a good way. SOO, go read his fics cuz it would be a crime if u didnt ..and also..we are currently working on a fic together called :Dirtiest bet ever so go check it out PLEASE!! it's in his profile :) and let us know what you think. GO JeRyan!!

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it :)

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Two Pink Lines by lovingcaptainswan reviews
A Captain Swan series based around Emma's pregnancy with Killian Jones' child, spanning from positive pregnancy test to birth.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,952 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S. - Complete
What We Do Is Secret by LoriEchelon reviews
It was simple really, this complicated relationship between the two of them. James was the heroin and Kendall was the junkie. Kames. One shot.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Kendall, James - Complete
The Thirteenth Hour by Rendall reviews
For one hour every night Kendall lies awake, listening to the sounds that fill his bedroom, begging for them to leave him alone. While Carlos helps Kendall out, Logan tries to stop Kendall from obsessing over what happens during that one hour. But how can he, when Kendall finds himself falling for the ghost of a boy named James who died long ago? AU/Slash
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,023 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Kendall, James - Complete
Big Time Babysitter by Perving reviews
What happens when Ryan's mom leaves for the weekend, and she tells Ryan that she has hired a babysitter for him for the weekend? What will happen this weekend? Slash, Smutyness-ish, and a liittleee bit of embarrassment for Ryan...Or a lot ;D Oneshot.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Kendall - Complete
Dirtiest Bet Ever by Anim3Fan4Ever reviews
While teasing Kendall the guys make a bet. What happens when this bet changes their lives completely? Slash, don't like don't read, Fluff, Smut, OT4, crossdressing, cursing. Also some humor in it, Co-Authored with ol.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,685 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Kendall, Carlos, Logan, James]
Babysitter? Or Something More? by InsanityIsBetter reviews
Kendall and Jo break up, but they have a kid. Whose supposed to watch Maggie, their daughter, when Kendall is working? Surprise pairings for Kendall and Logan. Jarlos. SLASH!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Kendall
Oh Schmidt by Perving reviews
What if Kendall was at a concert in Cleveland Ohio, and heard two girls talking about Fanfiction? What will happen when he finds a Kenyan story about him and a guy named Ryan? Read find out. Summary kinda sucks, but the story is better. RPS SLASH! R&R
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,446 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kendall - Complete
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Haunted or one big prank? reviews
This is just a little Halloween idea I came up with for Becca. Happy halloween!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011
New Year, New love reviews
I'm in love with Kendall, Kendall is in love with me... Everyone knows except for us, will a new years eve Party change that?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Kendall - Complete
Beautiful Christmas reviews
This is just a little idea I came up with, and dedicate it to my Facebook family.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,063 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011
Mini Challenge reviews
So, this was a mini challenge given to me by my good friend Kelloggs, I thought I wouldn't be able to pull it off but I think I did a good job for what it was. Hope you like it gurl! Merry Early Xmas
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Kendall
Nerdy Kendall makes for a good time reviews
When the boys are assinged new looks, Ryan takes complete advantage of Kendall's new nerdy look.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Kendall - Complete
A special Kendall Coupon reviews
Ryan makes a special Kendall coupon right before going to a BTR concert with his 3 best friends. Will Kendall redeaming it?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Kendall - Complete
Corn Dog Lovin' reviews
This little fic is just a Bithday gift to my Brother from anotha' motha! Please read and wish him a happy Birthday..to Jeremy!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011
A Birthday To Remember reviews
What if it was Ryan's birthday and his best friends Rebecca,Michelle,and Jaime decided to drag him to a BTR concert?He wasn't to enthused about it,but will that change when he meets Kendall?What will happen?Read,find out,and review.Ooc SLASH!KenyanOneshot
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,003 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Kendall - Complete
Its not rape if Kendall wants it reviews
The boys come back from dance practice and are all very tired. While Kendall is asleep, Logan decides to take advantage and have his way with him. For my baby mama :
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Kendall, Logan