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Hey THERE!!!! Let me tell u something about me...

Age: 14 going on 15

Fav book: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter

Fav Artist: Avril Lavigne( u can see that from my profile pic) AND Simple Plan (they are my fav band!!!!)

Fav Song: What the Hell(Avril) or She Cries(Simple Plan) or Save u (simple Plan) or The Best Damn Thing(Avril) or Grow Up (simple plan)

Fav TV Show: Heroes

My Motto: I AM A TWILIGHT HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random facts about me:

1. I think i have an obsession disorder because i have been obsessing over quite a few virtual things in my past...the first being, Ben 10, then Lara Croft, Prince of Persia, and finally my current is Percy Jackson.

2. I am not a girly girl.

3. I hate make up.

4. My nails aren't painted.

5. I accidentaly pulled my nail out a few days ago and it bled.Quite a lot.

6. I hate my cousins.

7. I hate travelling.

8. I don't swear.

9. I wanna highlight my hair and get a tattoo.

10. I DON'T OWN PJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a feminist and hate boys... Only two boys are an exception to that category...They are Jake Gyllenhaal and LOGAN LERMAN!!!!!! He makes me swoon like a girly girl when i see him!

List of my fav PJ characters:

#1. ANNABETH (told ya, i was a feminist)

#2. Athena ( feminist)

#3. Nico/Luke ( Luke is too hot to hate and Nico is cute)

#4. Thalia/Percy

#999. Jason

#1000. Piper

# 100000000000000000000. Rachel

Pairs that will never be ( in my opinion):

1. Thalia and Percy. (Thalia is a hunter and should remain so)

2. Annabeth and Grover (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

3. Percy and Athena (Athena will blast him to pieces)

4. Percy and Artemis (Ditto Artemis)

5. Thalia and Apollo ( What?!??!?!?!?)

Q-What is your favorite color?

A- Green or Grey

Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?

A-PUSH RED OFF A CLIFF!!!!! I love LUKE!!!!

Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?

A- Athena or Apollo

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

A- Flying

Q-Favorite Twilight quote?

A- Breaking Dawn:

Edward leaned his head against the same shoulder where he’d placed Renesmee. “Goodbye, Jacob, my brother… my son.””

I laughed sooooooo hard on reading this!!!!

Q-Favorite Song

A- Ugh! I have so Many!!!

Q-If you could date any character who would it be?

A- Luke or Nico...and Percy if you give him to me in Logan Lerman form!!!!!

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie?

A- Bianca probably…

Q-Favorite books?

A- Percy Jackson and the Olympians series,The Harry Potter series

Q-Night or Day?

A- Depends

Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

A- Remove school

Q- What's your personality like?

A- Friendly, loyal, random, short tempered,strange, weird.

Q- What was the last thing you thought?

A- Simple Plan should get more stardom…

Q- What is your favorite month?

A-July (my birthday month)

Q- What does your user name mean?

A-Anna from Annabeth and Avril from Avril Lavigne, pretty obvious…

Q- Have you ever been in a fight?

A-A verbal one with my sis

BELLATRIX LESTRANGE: She is the only Bella, I care about!

You say vampires, I say Demigods
You say Jacob Black, I say Nico Di Angelo
You say Rob Pattinson is hot
I'll say Logan Lerman is HOTTER!
You think Bella & Edward is the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Annabeth & Percy!
You say Twilight, I say Percy Jackson.
You say ' You already said Percy Jackson' I say ' I DON'T CARE!'
You say Team Jacob, I say Team Nico.
You say Twilight is #1, I say Percy Jackson will DOMINATE THE WORLD!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

~If your obsesed with PJO copy this into your profile.

If you hate Prachel, copy and paste this to your profile. Percabeth all the way!

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If you could read that, paste this to your profile

YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PJO WHEN:

- You like saying 'OH MY GODS!!!' and 'OH, STYX!' or 'DI IMMORTALES!!!!'. (On a regular basis...)

- You can say Percy Jackson really fast 20 times in a row without messing up. (Try it! It's harder then it seems...but I did it!)

- Every time you see someone with a scraggly beard with a tweed jacket and smells like coffee, you think, "Chiron!" (actually, now that I think about it, I've never seen anyone like that...)

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (Guilty.)

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. (My mom thinks I'm weird when i do that.)

-You burn food to see if it smells good. (Toast!)

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (I saw one perched on my window…)

-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. (True.)

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…(Haven't gone on a cruise yet...)

-You sometimes try to control water. (I don’t like Percy that much!l)

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (YES!!!!!)

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (Yuppers)

-You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. (That raised a few eyebrows)

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. (Of course!I made Annabeth and Percy’s family…)

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. (Guilty.)

-Recite lines randomly from the books. (All the time)

-When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. (Duh!)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. (Um...not really)

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. (*Cough, cough*)

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. (Not really...)

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events (A few times)

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (Hi.)

-That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. (Guilty...again)

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" (Uhhh...nope…though I really thought of it…)

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (Oh, a couple hundred times with my cousins)

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. (Uhhh...)

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders just in case. (Nope!but does a pdf file of all of them in every cellphone I have ever laid my hands on suffice?)

-You give all your siblings god/goddess parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) (Yes. Sadly)

-You spend time doing pointless research just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. (Get your work done and stop reading up Greek mythology! Sorry that was my sis)

-You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) (All the time)

-You know exactly what someone means when they say TLT, SoM, TTC, BotL, TLO, PJO, TLH, HoO and use it in conversations. (Not the conversation part.)

-When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (Not that I have any experience)

-You search up Camp Half Blood on Google. (Of course!)

-You put in the address for Camp Half-Blood on Google maps. (Uh-huh)

-You curse out the gods when something bad happens. (All the time)

-You watch the show and read the book every chance you get. (Not the show part. The movie was a fail, [they got everything wrong!] even though Logan Lerman was super hot)

-You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in New York.(DUH)

-Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades. (Not many people have died in my life..only one..so I thank Hades for that!)

-You talk about PJO nonstop. (What's new?)

-You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (Course I do)

-You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. (Not yet)

-You have a blue plastic hairbrush. (I HATE RACHEL.)

-You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. (Like I said, nobody close to me has died yet)

-Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Sis: Who are you screamin at?)

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Luke

2. Bellatrix

3. Harry

4. Annabeth

5. Athena

6. Artemis

7. Hermione

8. Percy

9. Nico

10. Thalia

11. Fred Weasely

12. Malcolm ( I just love him even though RR mentioned him only a bit…)

QUESTIONS:

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Artemis/Fred…nope…never

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I sure think so even though I am a girl…because princess curls would look really pretty,right?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Uh,yeah...I am being strangely drawn towards Nicobeth for some time!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Bella and Artemis?NO!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Niether…Athena Rocks and Nico Rocks too but no way in Tarturas would I want to see them as a couple!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

EEEPPPSSSS!!!! That would be bad…very bad!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Harry meets Thalia while the hunters’ are travelling and they exchange stories about their adventures and claim who’s better.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

NO!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Um…’Similarities’ maybe?

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/ eight?

Hardly.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Nobody in my friend circle writes fanfics so NO…

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

‘I’m no superman.’

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

This is gonna be interesting.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today…

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

Luke and Hermione are in a happy relationship until Nico runs off with Nico. Luke, brokenhearted has a one night satand with Fred (GROSS!!!!) and a brief unhappy affair with Artemis (GROSSER!!!!), then follows the wise advice of Athena (now that, I can believe) and fins true love with Athena (GROSSEST!!!!)

I love Luke and Athena both, but separately!!!!

What title would you give this fic?

GROSS MOMENTS!!!!

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

Hee hee…Percy would be bowled over by Hermione’s intelligence.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

It would be awesome! I LOVE ATHENA!!!!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together?

I would say, "EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I would try to use some magic on her or probably call Dumbledore or Athena…

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

I would say,” Is everyone GAY??”

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I would slap Thalia!!!!

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Luke isn’t emo!!!!! Talk about Nico or Thalia!!!

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would say,” Thanks, my soul sibling. Wassup?”

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

I would go up to Artemis and say,” Can’t you summon one of your own?!?!?”

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

GIRL POWER (with Nico)…

(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

I would ace their tests!!!!

Funny things to do on an Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

SONG SPECIAL!!!!!

Put your iPod on shuffle, people!

If someone asks if this is okay you say?

Who owns my heart-Miley Cyrus (I DO NOT ask people that!!!)

How would you describe yourself?

Crush – Selena Gomez (WEIRD!!!!)

What do you like in a guy?
The Climb – Miley Cyrus (I guess this means height?)

How are you feeling?
Vacation – Simple Plan ( I AM on Vacation!)

Whats your life's purpose?
Sweet Isabel – Enrique Iglesias (OKAAAAAAY)

What is your motto?
Innocence – Avril Lavigne (YAY!!!!GOOD ONE)

What do your friends think of you?
Valentines Day – Linkin Park (Weirder)

What do you think of your parents?
Complicated – Avril Lavigne (Not really)

What do you think about a lot?
Breakout – Miley Cyrus (BANG ON!!!!)

What's 2+2?
Cloud Number Nine – Bryan Adams (Heh heh…)

What do you think of your best friend?
Hot N Cold – Katy Perry (A bit bipolar)

What do you think about the boy you like?
Falling for you – Simple Plan (COOL!!!!GO LOGAN!!!!)

What's your life story?
The Way I loved You – Taylor Swift (Wierderer)

If you got a tatoo, what would it say?
Good and Broken – Miley Cyrus (Interesting)

How would you describe your next door neighbor?
What the Hell – Avril Lavigne (CORRECT!)

What is on your bed side table right now?
Breakin’ Dishes – Rihanna (NO WAY!!!)

If you had to write a fanfic, what would it be called?
The Way I Are – Timbaland (Nice..)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Waking Up In Vegas – Katy Perry (I wanna go to Vegas but not the way described in the song…*shudder*)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Someone To Save You – One Republic (Why would Logan need saving??????)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Out Of This World – Jonas Brothers (I’m gonna take this positively and BTW I am NOT from Mars…I don’t own a UFO either!!!)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

The Ultimate Fling - Poets of The Fall (WHAT!!!)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Time To Say Goodbye – Simple Plan (Awwww, how sweet!)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

All Good Things Come To An End – Nelly Furtado (I guess mine is ending all the good thing?!?!?!?!?!)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

My Happy Ending – Avril Lavigne (I AM NOT A PSYCHIC THEREFORE I DO NOT KNOW IF I’LL HAVE A HAPPY ENDING OR NOT!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Shut Up – Simple Plan (No…)

WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Apologize – One Republic (Heh heh…I Say sorry for even the smallest things…guess I’ll have to stop now…)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Unwell – Matchbox 20 (WHOA!!!!Perfect answer!)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Party in the USA – Miley Cyrus (I’ll keep that in mind!)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

You’re not Sorry – Taylor Swift (IDK…I kinda liked this song for a romantic, sappy songwriter..)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Jump – Simple Plan (NO…)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Maybe – Enrique Iglesias (I hate that word!!!)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Tomorrow – Avril Lavigne (Guess I’ll find that out tomorrow?!)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

No Love – Simple Plan (Yep!)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Heartbeat – Enrique Iglesias (NO!!!!I do not need a heart surgeon!)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

I’m addicted to you – Simple Plan (I’m addicted to me?!?!?!)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Unwanted – Avril Lavigne (Yeah,right!)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Supergirl – Miley Cyrus (YIPEE!!!!)

ANOTHER ONE

Opening Credits: It’s My Life – Bon Jovi (GREAT!)

Waking Up: Somebody’s Me – Enrique Iglesias (What?)

First Day At School: Together – Avril Lavigne (Nice!!!!)

Falling In Love: I’m With You - Avril Lavigne (YAY!)

Fight Song: What Hurts The Most – Rascal Flats (Fitting…)

Breaking Up: Change – Taylor Swift (Fitting again…)

Prom night: Meet You There – Simple Plan (hee hee)

Life: The Reason – Hoobastank (Lovely!!!)

Mental Breakdown: Grow Up – Simple Plan (Not so great!)

Driving: Freak Out – Avril Lavigne (Good one…)

Flashback: Holding On – Simple Plan (What do I say?)

Getting back together: Stop and Stare – One Republic (Okay, I’ll do that!)

Wedding: All We Are – One Republic (WOO HOO!)

Final Battle: Forever And Always –Taylor Swift (OKAY!)

Funeral Song: I Always Get What I Want – Avril Lavigne (Does that mean I’ll get The ISLES OF THE BLEST?!?!?!AWESOME)

Final Credits: I’d Lie – Taylor Swift (THE LIE WAS…*insert drumroll here*…I DIDN”T DIE!!!!!)

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
(Well i live with my mom and go visit my dad so i guess i do)
Total : 5

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic. (only once cuz i saw a cute unicorn hat!!!)
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 2

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid. (eww i hate it!!!)
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total :1

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's
You love/like reading.

You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 5

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses. (What does THAT have to do with being Emo?)
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 1

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 0

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance (ALL MUSIC)
Hair has been died more than 1 color (highlights!)
Total: 3

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl(or any other big sports event)
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number (that would be 22)

Total 0

WEIRD

You enjoy sniffing cheese.
Knee-high colorful socks are the only socks you wear.
You are constantly called weird.
You blurt out random things.
You slap random people for the fun of it.
You write on your hand.
You drew on your Converse.
You're have/are dated/dating a guy/girl older than you.
You text your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend.
You text your best friends ex.
You don't care if people mock you.
Total: 2

WHOA!!! I AM UNIQUE!!!!

But I guess I am a geeky Prep…

If you think Justin Bieber is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile-I cannot express this enough. You know that thing where Justin Bieber jumps off a building and 90% of girls are crying, 7% are inviting friends and eating popcorn and 3% push him off? Yeah, I'm in that 3%.

If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile. I kinda like some of her music but not everything…She sounds like a chipmunk!

93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP'

96 of 100 girls would have an emotional breakdown if Edward Cullen jumped off a cliff. 3 would be yelling at him to jump. 1 would push him off themselves. Add this if you would grab Justin Bieber and push them both off. "kill two birds with 1 stone!"

All rights of the following stuff I am not allowed to do at Camp Half-Blood go to . . . Buh-duh-na-na! Black-Bird-Swift

I am not allowed ride Chiron and call him Aslan.

I am not allowed run through camp screaming "FOR NARNIA!" whilst wielding a ball point pen at random Ares cabin members.

No getting "Cheap Liquor" from the Dionysus Cabin

No accepting anything in general from the Dionysus Cabin.

I am not a God or a Gob.[That's Dyslexia for you]

I am not allowed order mortal pizza then laugh at them while they try to get through the barrier.

I am not allowed feed the Wood Nymphs GroFast.

No pretending Mrs.O'Leary is Fluffy from Harry Potter

No setting spiders loose in the Athena Cabin [I am not allowed do that? D]

No mentioning the word Percabeth.

I am not the reincarnation of Hercules ...Or Herculesa no matter how convinced I am or Awesome I would be.

I am not allowed shout "FOOD FIGHT!"In the Dining Hall even if I am convinced it would be a great new way to offer the Gods food.

I am not allowed give Dionysus Alcohol-Free wine. Ever. If that situation ever came up it would be a good idea to duck

I'm not allowed swap the Hephaestus tools for Lego, even if they they come in pretty colors.

I am not allowed to spray the Demeter cabin with Weed-Killer when their mad

No Sour-Worm Fights

No Replacing the Weapons,FULL STOP.

I am not allowed introduce Mythbusters to the Hephaestus cabin.

I am not allowed to preform Twilight:The Musical.

Truth or Dare shall never be played on Camp Half-Blood property, ever again.

I am not allowed leave the camp to go to any Night Club in New York

Nor I am not allowed start a Night Club at Camp.

The Demeter Cabin are not hippies they are just happy that's all.

I do not have a cult so I cannot preform human sacrifices.

I am not allowed breed magical creatures.

I am not allowed ask Nico to make me an army of the dead even if he owes me a favor

I am not allowed set up blind dates or arranged marriages for anyone.

I am not allowed swap Thalia's Rock music with Hannah Montannah and High School Musical.

I am not allowed ask the Apollo cabin to recite poetry.

No more flirting with the Hunters of Artemis especially if your a girl.

I am not allowed refer to Zeus as "Da Man" or "Sparky"

Mistletoe is BANNED.

I am not allowed sneak into Poseidon cabin and permanent marker "Aqua Man" on Percy.

I am not allowed walk into Olympus and demand sweets on Halloween.

I am not allowed give human sacrifices to the Gods. Or sacrifices on general.

No more blasting Ke$ha around camp.

I more Innuendos about any Cabin and what they got last night...We all know who got what...

The popular song "Stacys Mom" I am not allowed substitute Stacy for Annabeth no matter how true or not true it is. (THAT IS SUCH AN AWESOME SONG!!!!SIMPLE PLAN!!!)

Lautner is not a son of Aphrodite's (not that I think so…he is UGLY!), Logan Lerman on the other hand is completely different matter (ITS TRUE!!!!)

The world is not going to end on the 21st of December on 2012.

I am not allowed ask Nico to raise Michael Jackson from dead for my personal enjoyment.

Demi Lovato is not a Demi-God. Her name is just a coincidence.

Toilets are not toys therefore you don't play with them.

The rules are not made to be broken.

I am not allowed start any Riots, Rebellions, Wars or Dance Party's.

No Hermes cabin member shall be head of the Camp newsletter .Ever Again.

I have no musical talents.

I am not allowed setup a rock/heavy metal band made up of Satyrs and Wood Nymphs

I am not allowed set up an Animal Rescue Center in the Ares Cabin.

I am not allowed host Birthday Partys in the Underworld.

0-50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!-0-

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

ADDITIONALS

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. OMG. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

60. When they tell you to do something, shout back "Yeah? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?!"

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

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Perseus and Annabeth's Forever: The Change by pugswanthugs reviews
A year after Percy's sudden disappearance, on a house call in Forks, Washington, Annabeth meets someone that reminds her of her old boyfriend. Who is he? What is he hiding? Part 1 of the Percy and Annabeth's Forever. Previously, "The Change"
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
DeMistified by C.S. Williams reviews
For sixteen years, Percy thought he was the only demigod in the world. Now that he's met a daughter of Athena who wants to kill him and a son of Hermes who wants to kill everyone else, he kind of misses those days.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,143 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J., Thalia G.
Of Corporate Scandals by miarella reviews
Secrets. Affairs. Paparazzi. Escapes. Manhattan, Brooklyn, the Upper East Side. Hidden hotels. Penthouses. Meddlesome parents. Scheming colleagues. Money. Riches. Welcome to the world of corporate scandals. Percabeth Workplace AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,577 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
You remind me of someone by fact-and-fiction reviews
It was a normal day at camp until four centaurs carrying a certain Golden trio and an unconscious death eater appears. Annabeth wasn't ready for this, especially since Percy's still missing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,697 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Draco M., Annabeth C.
NO NICO, I DON'T! by a-study-in-starkid reviews
Nico wants to know everything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Hidden in plain sight by mrpuppy reviews
The goddess knows she must sacrifice her child with a face that could truly launch more ships Helen ever could to avoid a prophecy that could cause destruction. What could conquer all? To Love or not to Love?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,900 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Very Percy Musical! by TheUnicornCorral reviews
The epic musical journey of Percy and co. adapted from Starkid Potter's A Very Potter Musical!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/30/2011
Nico Loves Annabeth by theflirter reviews
Please review after reading. Thats it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Nico A., Annabeth C.
Nursery Rhymes: Precy Jackson style! by pleasingXapparel reviews
Used to be just "Grover was a little goat". Preveiw: It's Camp Fire time! and what better way to end the day then with the CHB nursery rhymes? C'mon, read it. You know you wanna...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Grover
Shelf Life by Dovewings.of.Narnia reviews
Sometimes, Annabeth just needs to get away from everything and clear her head. Nico is the last person she would ever expect to understand this - but he just might surprise her. Oneshot; post Lost Hero; hints of Percabeth; Annabeth/Nico friendship.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A. - Complete
Twist Ending by VooDoo Dollie reviews
Percy Jackson died in the Battle of the Labyrinth, now Nico must now become the child of the prophecy due to the son of Poseidon's death. Flames will be laughed at! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A.
New Beginnings by Mochoa1994 reviews
After both wars have ended, Hogwarts needs help getting back into shape. Chiron offers Annabeth's assistance in the matter, but since she isn't a wizard, she needs to watched. Carefully. *Long Term Hiatus*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/20/2011 - [Draco M., Annabeth C.]
Click by believeinthegods reviews
Annabeth Chase was sure she was in a serious relationship. As it turns out, she's not. Because she hasn't had the Click. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,759 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Learning To Fly by believeinthegods reviews
Fang learnt to fly years ago. He was always quietly brilliant at it. But this is different. This is flying where you let go and let your emotions run wild and be a person for once - and that's so much harder.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Because Of You by believeinthegods reviews
Because he's not strong enough for her to do that to him again. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
War or LOVE? reviews
Annabeth is the princess of Athens while Percy is a prince of Persia.The problem? Both cities are arch enemies! Percabeth with a bit of Lukabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.