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Hey THERE!!!! Let me tell u something about me...
Age: 14 going on 15
Fav book: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter
Fav Artist: Avril Lavigne( u can see that from my profile pic) AND Simple Plan (they are my fav band!!!!)
Fav Song: What the Hell(Avril) or She Cries(Simple Plan) or Save u (simple Plan) or The Best Damn Thing(Avril) or Grow Up (simple plan)
Fav TV Show: Heroes
My Motto: I AM A TWILIGHT HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random facts about me:
1. I think i have an obsession disorder because i have been obsessing over quite a few virtual things in my past...the first being, Ben 10, then Lara Croft, Prince of Persia, and finally my current is Percy Jackson.
2. I am not a girly girl.
3. I hate make up.
4. My nails aren't painted.
5. I accidentaly pulled my nail out a few days ago and it bled.Quite a lot.
6. I hate my cousins.
7. I hate travelling.
8. I don't swear.
9. I wanna highlight my hair and get a tattoo.
10. I DON'T OWN PJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am a feminist and hate boys... Only two boys are an exception to that category...They are Jake Gyllenhaal and LOGAN LERMAN!!!!!! He makes me swoon like a girly girl when i see him!
List of my fav PJ characters:
#1. ANNABETH (told ya, i was a feminist)
#2. Athena ( feminist)
#3. Nico/Luke ( Luke is too hot to hate and Nico is cute)
# 100000000000000000000. Rachel
Pairs that will never be ( in my opinion):
1. Thalia and Percy. (Thalia is a hunter and should remain so)
2. Annabeth and Grover (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
3. Percy and Athena (Athena will blast him to pieces)
4. Percy and Artemis (Ditto Artemis)
5. Thalia and Apollo ( What?!??!?!?!?)
Q-What is your favorite color?
A- Green or Grey
Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?
A-PUSH RED OFF A CLIFF!!!!! I love LUKE!!!!
Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?
A- Athena or Apollo
Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?
Q-Favorite Twilight quote?
A- Breaking Dawn:
Edward leaned his head against the same shoulder where he’d placed Renesmee. “Goodbye, Jacob, my brother… my son.””
I laughed sooooooo hard on reading this!!!!
A- Ugh! I have so Many!!!
Q-If you could date any character who would it be?
A- Luke or Nico...and Percy if you give him to me in Logan Lerman form!!!!!
Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie?
A- Bianca probably…
A- Percy Jackson and the Olympians series,The Harry Potter series
Q-Night or Day?
Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?
A- Remove school
Q- What's your personality like?
A- Friendly, loyal, random, short tempered,strange, weird.
Q- What was the last thing you thought?
A- Simple Plan should get more stardom…
Q- What is your favorite month?
A-July (my birthday month)
Q- What does your user name mean?
A-Anna from Annabeth and Avril from Avril Lavigne, pretty obvious…
Q- Have you ever been in a fight?
A-A verbal one with my sis
BELLATRIX LESTRANGE: She is the only Bella, I care about!
You say vampires, I say Demigods
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
~If your obsesed with PJO copy this into your profile.
If you hate Prachel, copy and paste this to your profile. Percabeth all the way!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that, paste this to your profile
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PJO WHEN:
- You like saying 'OH MY GODS!!!' and 'OH, STYX!' or 'DI IMMORTALES!!!!'. (On a regular basis...)
- You can say Percy Jackson really fast 20 times in a row without messing up. (Try it! It's harder then it seems...but I did it!)
- Every time you see someone with a scraggly beard with a tweed jacket and smells like coffee, you think, "Chiron!" (actually, now that I think about it, I've never seen anyone like that...)
-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (Guilty.)
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. (My mom thinks I'm weird when i do that.)
-You burn food to see if it smells good. (Toast!)
-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (I saw one perched on my window…)
-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. (True.)
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…(Haven't gone on a cruise yet...)
-You sometimes try to control water. (I don’t like Percy that much!l)
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (YES!!!!!)
-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (Yuppers)
-You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. (That raised a few eyebrows)
-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. (Of course!I made Annabeth and Percy’s family…)
-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. (Guilty.)
-Recite lines randomly from the books. (All the time)
-When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. (Duh!)
-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. (Um...not really)
-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. (*Cough, cough*)
-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. (Not really...)
-You have dreams about PJO characters/events (A few times)
-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (Hi.)
-That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. (Guilty...again)
-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" (Uhhh...nope…though I really thought of it…)
-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (Oh, a couple hundred times with my cousins)
-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. (Uhhh...)
-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders just in case. (Nope!but does a pdf file of all of them in every cellphone I have ever laid my hands on suffice?)
-You give all your siblings god/goddess parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) (Yes. Sadly)
-You spend time doing pointless research just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. (Get your work done and stop reading up Greek mythology! Sorry that was my sis)
-You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) (All the time)
-You know exactly what someone means when they say TLT, SoM, TTC, BotL, TLO, PJO, TLH, HoO and use it in conversations. (Not the conversation part.)
-When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (Not that I have any experience)
-You search up Camp Half Blood on Google. (Of course!)
-You put in the address for Camp Half-Blood on Google maps. (Uh-huh)
-You curse out the gods when something bad happens. (All the time)
-You watch the show and read the book every chance you get. (Not the show part. The movie was a fail, [they got everything wrong!] even though Logan Lerman was super hot)
-You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in New York.(DUH)
-Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades. (Not many people have died in my life..only one..so I thank Hades for that!)
-You talk about PJO nonstop. (What's new?)
-You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (Course I do)
-You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. (Not yet)
-You have a blue plastic hairbrush. (I HATE RACHEL.)
-You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. (Like I said, nobody close to me has died yet)
-Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Sis: Who are you screamin at?)
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
11. Fred Weasely
12. Malcolm ( I just love him even though RR mentioned him only a bit…)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I sure think so even though I am a girl…because princess curls would look really pretty,right?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Uh,yeah...I am being strangely drawn towards Nicobeth for some time!
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Bella and Artemis?NO!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Niether…Athena Rocks and Nico Rocks too but no way in Tarturas would I want to see them as a couple!
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
EEEPPPSSSS!!!! That would be bad…very bad!
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Harry meets Thalia while the hunters’ are travelling and they exchange stories about their adventures and claim who’s better.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/ eight?
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Nobody in my friend circle writes fanfics so NO…
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
‘I’m no superman.’
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
This is gonna be interesting.
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).
Luke and Hermione are in a happy relationship until Nico runs off with Nico. Luke, brokenhearted has a one night satand with Fred (GROSS!!!!) and a brief unhappy affair with Artemis (GROSSER!!!!), then follows the wise advice of Athena (now that, I can believe) and fins true love with Athena (GROSSEST!!!!)
I love Luke and Athena both, but separately!!!!
What title would you give this fic?
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?
Hee hee…Percy would be bowled over by Hermione’s intelligence.
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
It would be awesome! I LOVE ATHENA!!!!
20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together?
I would say, "EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”
21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
I would try to use some magic on her or probably call Dumbledore or Athena…
22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
I would say,” Is everyone GAY??”
24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
I would slap Thalia!!!!
25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Luke isn’t emo!!!!! Talk about Nico or Thalia!!!
26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
I would say,” Thanks, my soul sibling. Wassup?”
27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
I would go up to Artemis and say,” Can’t you summon one of your own?!?!?”
28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
GIRL POWER (with Nico)…
(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
I would ace their tests!!!!
Funny things to do on an Elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Put your iPod on shuffle, people!
If someone asks if this is okay you say?
Who owns my heart-Miley Cyrus (I DO NOT ask people that!!!)
How would you describe yourself?
Crush – Selena Gomez (WEIRD!!!!)
What do you like in a guy?
How are you feeling?
Whats your life's purpose?
What is your motto?
What do your friends think of you?
What do you think of your parents?
What do you think about a lot?
What do you think of your best friend?
What do you think about the boy you like?
What's your life story?
If you got a tatoo, what would it say?
How would you describe your next door neighbor?
What is on your bed side table right now?
If you had to write a fanfic, what would it be called?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Waking Up In Vegas – Katy Perry (I wanna go to Vegas but not the way described in the song…*shudder*)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Someone To Save You – One Republic (Why would Logan need saving??????)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Out Of This World – Jonas Brothers (I’m gonna take this positively and BTW I am NOT from Mars…I don’t own a UFO either!!!)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
The Ultimate Fling - Poets of The Fall (WHAT!!!)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Time To Say Goodbye – Simple Plan (Awwww, how sweet!)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
All Good Things Come To An End – Nelly Furtado (I guess mine is ending all the good thing?!?!?!?!?!)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
My Happy Ending – Avril Lavigne (I AM NOT A PSYCHIC THEREFORE I DO NOT KNOW IF I’LL HAVE A HAPPY ENDING OR NOT!)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Shut Up – Simple Plan (No…)
WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Apologize – One Republic (Heh heh…I Say sorry for even the smallest things…guess I’ll have to stop now…)
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Unwell – Matchbox 20 (WHOA!!!!Perfect answer!)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Party in the USA – Miley Cyrus (I’ll keep that in mind!)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
You’re not Sorry – Taylor Swift (IDK…I kinda liked this song for a romantic, sappy songwriter..)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Jump – Simple Plan (NO…)
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Maybe – Enrique Iglesias (I hate that word!!!)
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Tomorrow – Avril Lavigne (Guess I’ll find that out tomorrow?!)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
No Love – Simple Plan (Yep!)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Heartbeat – Enrique Iglesias (NO!!!!I do not need a heart surgeon!)
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
I’m addicted to you – Simple Plan (I’m addicted to me?!?!?!)
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Unwanted – Avril Lavigne (Yeah,right!)
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Supergirl – Miley Cyrus (YIPEE!!!!)
Opening Credits: It’s My Life – Bon Jovi (GREAT!)
Waking Up: Somebody’s Me – Enrique Iglesias (What?)
First Day At School: Together – Avril Lavigne (Nice!!!!)
Falling In Love: I’m With You - Avril Lavigne (YAY!)
Fight Song: What Hurts The Most – Rascal Flats (Fitting…)
Breaking Up: Change – Taylor Swift (Fitting again…)
Prom night: Meet You There – Simple Plan (hee hee)
Life: The Reason – Hoobastank (Lovely!!!)
Mental Breakdown: Grow Up – Simple Plan (Not so great!)
Driving: Freak Out – Avril Lavigne (Good one…)
Flashback: Holding On – Simple Plan (What do I say?)
Getting back together: Stop and Stare – One Republic (Okay, I’ll do that!)
Wedding: All We Are – One Republic (WOO HOO!)
Final Battle: Forever And Always –Taylor Swift (OKAY!)
Funeral Song: I Always Get What I Want – Avril Lavigne (Does that mean I’ll get The ISLES OF THE BLEST?!?!?!AWESOME)
Final Credits: I’d Lie – Taylor Swift (THE LIE WAS…*insert drumroll here*…I DIDN”T DIE!!!!!)
WHAT AM I?
You own a cell phone.
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You can skateboard
You love the computer.
You cut yourself over depression
You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You like loud music
You watch/watched the Superbowl(or any other big sports event)
You enjoy sniffing cheese.
WHOA!!! I AM UNIQUE!!!!
But I guess I am a geeky Prep…
If you think Justin Bieber is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile-I cannot express this enough. You know that thing where Justin Bieber jumps off a building and 90% of girls are crying, 7% are inviting friends and eating popcorn and 3% push him off? Yeah, I'm in that 3%.
If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile. I kinda like some of her music but not everything…She sounds like a chipmunk!
93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP'
96 of 100 girls would have an emotional breakdown if Edward Cullen jumped off a cliff. 3 would be yelling at him to jump. 1 would push him off themselves. Add this if you would grab Justin Bieber and push them both off. "kill two birds with 1 stone!"
All rights of the following stuff I am not allowed to do at Camp Half-Blood go to . . . Buh-duh-na-na! Black-Bird-Swift
I am not allowed ride Chiron and call him Aslan.
I am not allowed run through camp screaming "FOR NARNIA!" whilst wielding a ball point pen at random Ares cabin members.
No getting "Cheap Liquor" from the Dionysus Cabin
No accepting anything in general from the Dionysus Cabin.
I am not a God or a Gob.[That's Dyslexia for you]
I am not allowed order mortal pizza then laugh at them while they try to get through the barrier.
I am not allowed feed the Wood Nymphs GroFast.
No pretending Mrs.O'Leary is Fluffy from Harry Potter
No setting spiders loose in the Athena Cabin [I am not allowed do that? D]
No mentioning the word Percabeth.
I am not the reincarnation of Hercules ...Or Herculesa no matter how convinced I am or Awesome I would be.
I am not allowed shout "FOOD FIGHT!"In the Dining Hall even if I am convinced it would be a great new way to offer the Gods food.
I am not allowed give Dionysus Alcohol-Free wine. Ever. If that situation ever came up it would be a good idea to duck
I'm not allowed swap the Hephaestus tools for Lego, even if they they come in pretty colors.
I am not allowed to spray the Demeter cabin with Weed-Killer when their mad
No Sour-Worm Fights
No Replacing the Weapons,FULL STOP.
I am not allowed introduce Mythbusters to the Hephaestus cabin.
I am not allowed to preform Twilight:The Musical.
Truth or Dare shall never be played on Camp Half-Blood property, ever again.
I am not allowed leave the camp to go to any Night Club in New York
Nor I am not allowed start a Night Club at Camp.
The Demeter Cabin are not hippies they are just happy that's all.
I do not have a cult so I cannot preform human sacrifices.
I am not allowed breed magical creatures.
I am not allowed ask Nico to make me an army of the dead even if he owes me a favor
I am not allowed set up blind dates or arranged marriages for anyone.
I am not allowed swap Thalia's Rock music with Hannah Montannah and High School Musical.
I am not allowed ask the Apollo cabin to recite poetry.
No more flirting with the Hunters of Artemis especially if your a girl.
I am not allowed refer to Zeus as "Da Man" or "Sparky"
Mistletoe is BANNED.
I am not allowed sneak into Poseidon cabin and permanent marker "Aqua Man" on Percy.
I am not allowed walk into Olympus and demand sweets on Halloween.
I am not allowed give human sacrifices to the Gods. Or sacrifices on general.
No more blasting Ke$ha around camp.
I more Innuendos about any Cabin and what they got last night...We all know who got what...
The popular song "Stacys Mom" I am not allowed substitute Stacy for Annabeth no matter how true or not true it is. (THAT IS SUCH AN AWESOME SONG!!!!SIMPLE PLAN!!!)
Lautner is not a son of Aphrodite's (not that I think so…he is UGLY!), Logan Lerman on the other hand is completely different matter (ITS TRUE!!!!)
The world is not going to end on the 21st of December on 2012.
I am not allowed ask Nico to raise Michael Jackson from dead for my personal enjoyment.
Demi Lovato is not a Demi-God. Her name is just a coincidence.
Toilets are not toys therefore you don't play with them.
The rules are not made to be broken.
I am not allowed start any Riots, Rebellions, Wars or Dance Party's.
No Hermes cabin member shall be head of the Camp newsletter .Ever Again.
I have no musical talents.
I am not allowed setup a rock/heavy metal band made up of Satyrs and Wood Nymphs
I am not allowed set up an Animal Rescue Center in the Ares Cabin.
I am not allowed host Birthday Partys in the Underworld.
0-50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!-0-
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. OMG. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"
60. When they tell you to do something, shout back "Yeah? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?!"
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
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