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Joined 04-30-11, id: 2884981, Profile Updated: 07-04-11
Author has written 1 story for Mortal Instruments.

Email: ren-and-stimpy077@hotmail.com


'Ello I'm Alice. S and this is my first and (hopefully) last Fan fiction Account.
As My Username shows, I used to be a Twilight Fan, but those days are over. :)
First off I MIGHT be making a Twilight spoof. My real life friend, 9ADDy7 (please check her out.. she is making a fanfic about Pam and Jim from the office.), helped me create this Idea :D.
Next I'll prob make a I Am Legend Fanfic, I have always loved drama and I have been interested in Medical and diseases, so this would be a very fun fanfic to create.
I will try to accomplish, making over 20 chapters for each Fanfic, improve my grammer, and to update my fanfics once or twice a week. :) Please enjoy my fanfics and well if i dont update my 'em (If you enjoy them.) add me on Facebook (Alice Slater, my pic is of a red scribble.) and kick my butt, and i will try to update as soon as i can :). Here is some Q&A about myself, please read, or if you hate them, you can leave, but please review on my fanfics.

I will Update My profile once a month. ~30-4-2011.

Name: Alice Joy Slater.

Age: 13 and 3 months

Location: Western Australia.

Apperance: Brown, curly hair, Mid-length. Dark Blue eyes. Chubby (or as you may call it grotesquely fat)...:P

Bands: Paramore, The White Stripes, Black Veil Brides, Blood on the Dance Floor, The Used, NeverShoutNever, Panic!at the disco, Escape the Fate, I'll give some links... :)

Paramore:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QbldMEya5I
The White Stripes:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZrZZtxtQNo
Black Veil Brides:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXut97F2Qew
BOTDF:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pNTzghU99I
The Used:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12dBCgAo-RA
NeverShoutNever:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdDG1vsLgTQ
Panic!at the disco:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOgpdp3lP8M
Escape the Fate:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USriZAMR2nA

There ya are, please, if you like my sort of music, make some requests? I would love to have a listen. ^^ Back to the Q&A.

Books: Mortal Instruments! (Thats it, lol)...


Favorite color: Purple, of course.

If you could have anything right now… Enough money, to get the stuff off my wishlist on Hot Topic.

Favorite article of clothing: My Doc Martins.

Have you ever been cut…? Yeah, I pair of scissors cut across the back of my thigh.

If you could change anything about your appearance… It would be my size *sigh*

Favorite number: 7!!

Half empty or half full? Half full

What kind of toothpaste do you use? Colgate

Do you eat the apple peal? Yes

If you could be doing anything right now… Drinking Coca-cola

On my background… A Cafe?

Pickles: Yucky!

What pajamas do you wear? I go to bed with what i have on. :P

They're coming for you… Yay! I finally get to use the gun Daddy gave me. :P

Saxophone or trumpet? saxophone.

Chocolate or vanilla? CHOCOLATE! Derp

Ever worn your hair up? Yup!

Least favorite smell: Rotting Meat.

Favorite smell: Um, grape?

When it rains… I wanna go outside, but im too lazy.

One word to describe yourself... Crazy.

Where are you?In my bed

Boxers or briefs: WTF??

What do you think of this questionnaire? random..

Blondes or brunettes? depends on the eye colour..

Favorite food: Coke, Lol.

Married? No! I still think boys have cooties. Even though im 13

Name of future child: Jasper for a boy and Lulubelle for a girl

Et tu, Brute? is that supposed to be an insult cause if it is you look like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork

What does your Pen Name mean? I used to enjoy Twilight now i kinda of hate it...

Hair? Light/Dark brown

Eyes? BLUE!!

If you had one super-power, what would it be? invisibility

Do you have a special talent? Nope...

Do you like cheese? Yeppers.

Pick the month you were born in-

January ~ I killed
February ~ I smelled
March ~ I ran naked with
April ~ I jumped
May ~ I ate
June ~ I shot
July ~ I danced with
August ~ I loved
September ~ I kissed
October ~ I robbed
November ~ I slapped
December ~ I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 ~ A banana
2 ~ A homeless guy
3 ~ A house
4 ~ A mop
5 ~ Barney the dinosaur
6 ~ A sock
7 ~ A stripper
8 ~ My lover
9 ~ My teacher
10 ~ An iPod
11 ~ A movie star
12 ~ A phone
13 ~ An angel
14 ~ A drunk guy
15 ~ A crack head
16 ~ A pillow
17 ~ A cat
18 ~ A teletubby
19 ~ A hobo
20 ~ Paris Hilton
21 ~ A dog
22 ~ A bird
23 ~ Elmo
24 ~ A rock star
25 ~ My toothbrush
26 ~ A glass of milk
27 ~ The kool-aid man
28 ~ A French fry
29 ~ A lesbian
30 ~ An emo
31 ~ A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White ~ Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black ~ Because the voices told me to.
Pink ~ Because I wanted to.
Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown ~ because I’m on crack.
Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!
Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat
Green ~ Because big bird told me to.
Orange ~ Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon ~ because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are... I killed a stripper because a hoe stole my taco. ahahahaha

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I hit
2 (Feb) - I went on a date with
3 (Mar) - I stunned
4 (Apr) - I controlled
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June) - I robbed
7 (July) - I kicked
8 (Aug) - I hung out with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I prank-called
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 - a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that I love
06 - the Trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - an ice-cream man
13 - a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a butt-head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of manure
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - Tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 - yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - an actor
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 - my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love whales
Pink - because I have no friends
Turquoise - because I'm good with kids
Brown - because I like to go on dates
Polka Dots - because I hate stripes
Purple - because I'm a genius
Grey - because I have AMAZING friends
Other - because I'm stupid
Green - because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I still love him
Red - because the gummy bears made me
Blue - because I like shoelaces
Tye dye - because I'm a freaking scuba diver
Graphic - because I am crazy like that
none - because I have a killer six pack!!

I hit the cookie Monster cause im sexy like that.


Top 10 Bands!

Choose ten bands/artists before looking at the questions.

1. Blood on the Dance Floor.

2. Black Veil Brides.

3. 30 Seconds to Mars.

4. My Chemical Romance.

5. Panic! At the Disco.

6. The White Stripes.

7. Paramore

8. The All-American Rejects.

9. Escape The Fate.

10. The Used

First song you heard by 6?

Seven Nation Army.

Favorite song by 8?

My Paper Heart.

What’s your favorite lyric by 5?

"I was fine, just a guy living on my own, waiting for the sky to fall. Then you called and changed it all. Doll velvet lips, and the eyes to pull me in."-Sarah Smiles

What is your favorite song by 7?

DECOY!!

Are there any songs by 3 that make you sad?

Beautiful Lie.

What is your favorite song by 9?

Not good enough for truth in Cliche

How did you first get into 2?

I was looking through Blood on the Dance floor music on Youtube and I saw Andy's beautiful face. (:

How did you get into 3?

Blame my Bestie (;

What’s your favorite song by 4:

Cancer :/

What’s a good memory with 10?

Finding out about them.

Is there a song by 1 that makes you happy?

Bewitched.. Only because I get to see Jayy's And Dahvie's faces.

Which of the above is your absolute favorite?


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Not If You Paid Me by Blue Lily96 reviews
Jace Wayland is in love with Isabelle Lightwood. Clary Fray is in love with Simon Lewis. What happens when Jace comes up with a plan to get the girl of his dreams? Chaos, that's what! R&R. Hope you enjoy. T because I'm paranoid
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,387 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Life of Hell by TrueblueAngel reviews
Her mothers left and shes stuck with her abusive father, just when she thinks life gets a little less complicated she starts lusting over the new guy and her new bosses son. And with this distraction she could lose everything shes ever worked for. Human.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,887 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
New Start by 9ADDy7 reviews
Pam escapes her abusive fiance' to Dunder Mifflin where she meets Jim. Jim starts to fall for Pam. Can Jim heal her scars? This is my first Fanfic so flame as much as you can ;D Rated T for violence.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,833 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Pam B., Jim H.
Freedom reviews
Clary lives an abusive life at home,Is Jace her one chance at Freedom? Rated M, for Swearing and thing will get pretty heated up between the two... Definitely Out of Character, Please review I have uploaded this fanfic up 4 times now.. *sigh*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
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