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Joined 04-30-11, id: 2885190, Profile Updated: 05-17-13
Author has written 8 stories for iCarly, and Twilight.

Waddup, waddup? :) Since ya'll here in my little page, I assume you want to know a lil' bit about me? Well, let's see...

Name: Jose Panini. (Real name hidden for identity purposes. As of now, this is what you may refer me as.)

Age: One Eight.

Sex: Boob-vagina holder.

Yeah, that's it. :p


OUT OF 132, how many can you answer?

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 3

Level 2
(x) Fallen In Love with a Non-Living Thing
( ) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 5

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 7

Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
(x) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 12

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi [Not a memorable experience but it some were delish!]
( ) Been Snowboarding/Skiing
(x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 14

Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By [and fell asleep? XD]
( ) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 17

Level 8
( ) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 20

Level 9
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 23

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 25

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 28

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 29

Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 32

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 37

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 42

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 46

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made a Prank Phone Call
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 49

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

SO FAR: 52

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A MONKEY

SO FAR: 54

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Swore at the teacher, in front of them
(x) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 57

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 60

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 64

Level 24
( ) Picked and Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 66

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 68

Level 26
( ) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 70

Level 27
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 73

Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
( ) Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 78

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 81

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 85

Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

Total: 86

Fuck, I suck as a teenager. Lol.


THINGS GIRLS NEVER KNEW ABOUT GUYS

--Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys are very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. Rarely uses beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then they're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL.

--They don't like girls who are too skinny.

--They love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ...

--Believe it or not shy guys are the easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticably tell them about yours...

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.


"If you really matter to someone, that person would always make time for you. No excuses, no lies, no broken promises."

"We were born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection."


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Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Frozen Bitterness by EMPG22HoPe reviews
Afraid to near Anna's frozen state, Elsa was not able to perform the act of true love. The only person that made Anna suffer can be the key to unfreezing Anna. Elsa is reluctant and yet, she's willing to save her sister, even if it means falling bitterly for the man that almost killed her them. Is Hans an enemy or simply just a broken prince who lacks his own act of true love?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,288 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Elsa, Hans] - Complete
Roommates by breeeliss reviews
An unlikely tale of two unlikely people being forced to live together under unlikely circumstances. Taang AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,405 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Hot Cocoa by EMPG22HoPe reviews
We all know that Elsa loves chocolate. But if there's one chocolate that she's never tried, it's one that's liquefied and hot - contrary to what she is. Hansla/Iceburns/Helsa #12DaysOfFrozenDrabble #DayTwo
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Elsa, Hans] - Complete
when she awoke, her world was on fire by S.J Carter reviews
"They called me a monster too, you know?"/ or the untold story of the queen of winters to come and the devil disguised as a prince. ―-HansElsa
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Elsa, Hans] - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Edward's Eternal reviews
Isabella Swan, investigative journalist for Faces magazine doesn't do interviews. Edward Cullen, actor voted Most Interesting Celebrity and Most Sexy Male Face, hates them. So much in fact he's been known to walk out if he doesn't like how the interview is going. So what happens when Isabella is given Edward Cullen as a new interview assignment?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change - Spin-Off Drabble by LastOneOut reviews
(Not canonical with my fic 'Change' but involves elements of that story) A midnight trip to Elsa's old ice castle ends much differently than Hans or Elsa would have expected.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Elsa, Hans - Complete
Rescission by GeekChic12 reviews
We met. We got off. We went home. We weren't lovers. We weren't even friends. We were f- buddies. It worked... Until it didn't. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,748 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15102 - Favs: 8,771 - Follows: 9,147 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Something Unexpected on the Way by k8ln713 reviews
*Entry for The Fruit's on the Vine Twific Contest* Bella doesn't really like Edward, but somehow ends up sleeping with him. When she finds out she's pregnant, can they work out their differences for their baby? Will Bella's feelings unexpectedly change along the way? AH BxE Rated M for language and lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hope She Was Worth It by Caseyx457 reviews
Bella and Edward Cullen; they were the envy of couples everywhere. Until the Denali sisters came into their lives, that is. Did Edward cheat on Bella? Or is there more to the story than what it seems?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 155,893 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnap 101 by TrueEnglishRose reviews
Bella Swan has just one mission; to save her childhood best friend from the clutches of Hollywood. She's got her work cut out for her, but she'll do it, even if she has to do things that she really doesn't want to. Written purely for laughs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
(Un)Dressing Edward Cullen (One Shot) by Discordia81 reviews
Edward Cullen is an A-list actor with horrific taste in clothing. Bella Swan is his long-suffering stylist who wants to strangle him one minute and kiss him the next. When Edward crashes her date, Bella has to choose between dressing her client and undressing the man she loves. 2nd Place Public Winner for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 234 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me, Not by AngelGoddess1981 reviews
One girl. One boy. Best friends from childhood. One of them harbours a secret crush on the other, secretly pining away for the possibility that one day they'll be together. Romance/Humour
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,639 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change by firechild16 reviews
Summery- Bella has been bullied since elementary by Edward Cullen and his friends. Now in high school, things have gone to a whole new level leaving Bella between life and death till she meets the Cullen. Now two year have gone and now she is back with her new family and siblings Alice and Emmett and now Edward is have new feelings for her. Will Bella trust him? Has vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Bella, Edward
Lie to Me by CullensTwiMistress reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen. He wasn't supposed to love her. She wasn't supposed to get pregnant. "Lie to me, Edward. Tell me you love her." AH; ExB; EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bully by GrittyRe-boot reviews
Rachel Berry is a loser, a nobody, everybody knows it, and maybe we took things a little too far, but it was just a stupid prank. It's not like we meant for her to get hurt like that... So why do I feel like this? Like I can't turn away. AU, more inside
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,512 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
My Best Friend's Wife by twi.cute reviews
How does Edward tell his best friend's wife, who he happens to be in love with, that her husband is cheating on her? His plans to let it go for the night are spoiled when the woman he loves knocks at his door at four a.m. EXB Mature Entry for the Taste of the Forbidden Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never & Forever by The Disappeared One reviews
PULLED DOWN. CHECK INSIDE INFO.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Let's Be Clear by MyFireYourStorm reviews
Edward is your typical attractive, good looking, popular, wealthy bully. Bella is your typical bookish, ordinary, academic victim. What happens when Edward finds himself in need of Bella's brain and Bella in need for Edward's brawl? And what will Bella do when she finds out the reason for Edward's inflated ego and his need to be superior?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Bella, Edward
Left in The Dark by Behind.The.Camera16 reviews
Edward: An asshole who bullies Bella and has everything. Bella:A girl that has her secrets.. When they get paired up for a health project they learn about each other and there secrets. " Somethings are better left unknown, Edward, like my secrets."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
Utterly Confused About You by Svaler reviews
Crazy story on hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,865 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Eye Scream for Ice Cream by musicmadness4 reviews
Kim/ Jared imprint fic. Jared has returned to school and is still oblivious to Kim, so Kim decides to take matters into her own hands and asks the fool out for ice cream. Rating to be safe. Current one-shot, may turn into more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Something About Aang by Snufflebottoms reviews
Four years after the war, Aang takes Toph to one of the Air Temples to show her something. Toph can't help but feel something for her Air Nomad friend. Taang Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Aang, Toph
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7169 - Favs: 6,016 - Follows: 4,228 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Corrupt Me by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella is bored by her perfect life. She's in control of basically everything... but sometimes it's fun to give up a little control to a certain Edward Cullen. Lemons o' Plenty kids. M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Before He Cheats by VampsAndFangs reviews
When you sacrifice everything for the one you love and he throws it all away, what would you do? Edward's ultimate betrayal breaks Bella, does she have the strength to get back up? Rated-M, Give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,865 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Edward, Bella
Hearts of Grass by beegurl13 reviews
She was older, his sister's best friend. He'd loved her as long as he could remember. What happens one lonely Valentine's Day when there's nothing to stop them & his secret crush is revealed? My entry for Countdown to Valentine's Day 2012. E&B/AH/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,743 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Untold Story Of Phoebe Stronghold by PaNiCiNgReBeLaNgElS reviews
Phoebe Stronghold is the older sister of Will Stronghold,& Daughter of the Commander and Jetstream starting her junior year as Will begins his freshman year. See how she deals with all the drama at sky high until homecoming. Better then it sounds trust me
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,578 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Lash, Warren P. - Complete
The Christmas Book by ericastwilight reviews
After the loss of his best friends,Edward is responsible for their little girl. Unable to get the child to open up, he takes her to a bookstore. Inside, he finds a loving young woman, hurting from past regrets and the owner of a magical book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,530 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Charm Bella Swan Style by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
In the hopes of getting some distance from her long time crush, Bella gets just the opposite when she stays home from school on this fateful Monday. AH, M, Lemon Limey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unintended by knicnort3 reviews
Edward didn't care about anything or anyone, but a cruel scam on the pastor's daughter sends his world upside down.A meaningless night to him results in a teen pregnancy followed by a marriage that neither of them wants. *AH* EPOV* Sum Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,786 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Damn! My School Paper has Cum on It! by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Classic plot line where Bella loves Edward... yada yada, but this time, she kidnaps his school paper and manages to get cum on it. Okay, maybe it isn't THAT classic. Heavy lemon, M, AH, AU. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Totally Awkward by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
I got Gonorrhea from my teacher, but it isn't what it sounds like... so now I'm stuck in a library with the love of my life every day studying the awkward subject. AH, AU, M, Lime.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grammatical Errors Lead to the Best Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella starts texting a hot stranger, but a typo is what brings them together. "Ugh you know what I hate? Having cum in your mouth too long so it tastes nasty. You know?" AH, AU, M, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember Me? by xxLuAshxx reviews
Bella Swan was bullied by the Cullens when she was younger, especially by Edward Masen, so she moved to Phoenix. But what happens when she moves back to Forks, beautiful and confident? *STEPHANIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT* R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,055 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Recognition by creatoriginsane reviews
As if it couldn't get worse..."What now, stretch? They're calling you the love of my life for crying out loud!" "Don't be modest now, babe, I know you love me" Part II of ironic series, sequel to "Detention"
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Lash - Complete
In For The Kill by nosilverbullets reviews
Jess is seventeen and pregnant. Paul wants nothing to do with it so he chases her away... then he imprints, but is it too late to redeem himself? Paul/OC, CANON, currently a Four-shot, Rated T for language and slightly- adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Paul - Complete
Merry Textmas Futuretake by DH78 reviews
Originally included in the FFT compilation. There's a wedding. There's texting. There's a future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
Ink by MonDieu666 reviews
Sky High has implemented a new partnership education system but when Mindy is paired with Lash, not only does she have to deal with her useless power but the bully as well.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,425 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Lash, OC - Complete
A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine reviews
Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 196,783 - Reviews: 7424 - Favs: 4,924 - Follows: 2,888 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meant for each other? by GrittyRe-boot reviews
After a big fight with Rachel, Finn thinks he's found the perfect woman. Did he make the biggest mistake of his life all those years ago? Oneshot futurefic. Finchel w/slight St. Berry references.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Detention by creatoriginsane reviews
Anytime now, anytime I am gonna break his smile and his jaw, anytime now... "First day here and you got this?" "Wouldn't call me top-notcher for nothing." "Name's Lash," "Whatever, stretchy..." Part I of Ironic series.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Lash - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diary of Jane by LA91 reviews
Bella's best friend Jane was the worst bully in high school. After Jane passes away, Bella finds her diary. She and a couple of friends go back to Forks to try and make things right with the people she tortured.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Never Let You Go by GrittyRe-boot reviews
Graduation is fast approaching and amicable exes Finn and Rachel are content to go their separate ways, until a moment of passion changes everything. Finn/Rachel and Puck/Quinn with some Puck/Rachel friendship and other pairings.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,269 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Thicker than Blood by ImNotCallingYouALiar reviews
"You imprinted on my sister!" My eyes darted between Paul and Embry in confusion. "I c-couldnt help it," Embry looked desperately towards me. I let out a scream as Paul lunged towards him. Rated T because i am extremely cautious. An Embry/OC story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,790 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Embry, Paul
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by earthprincess4 reviews
Edward has always had 3 best friends: Bella, Emmett, and Jasper Swan. Growing up they were inseparable until divorce ripped them apart. Now all they have is summertime each year. Coming of Age story between E/B. Longer summary inside **PickAPicChallenge**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,226 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wish by earthprincess4 reviews
*2nd place judges choice winner in PickAPicChallenge* All Bella wants is someone to love her. She wishes on a shooting star and the star has one week to grant her the wish. But what if Bella doesn't want the wish anymore and would rather have the star?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,312 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boring, Black, and Shiny Piano Tops by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"I've been at a halt with my creativity," I said, leading her out towards my piano, "and I think it might help if I had something more… stimulating to look at than a shiny piano top." -Lemons galore. Written for Dirty Cheeky Monkey's Squeeze my Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My First Time? See, um, About That by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Why?" he asked, "Why me? I'm one of the rudest people in the world to you, and you're willing to give me your virginity based on an offensive comment?" -What's the offensive comment? Is Bella really that desperate? Yes. M, AH, OOC and sour for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Regrets and Forgiveness by SadieGirl18 reviews
Hannah has been an outcast ever since Paul and his buddies humiliated her,and have tormented her ever since. But what everyone doesn't know is the pain their adding to her already hard life. Find out what happens when Paul imprints on her. Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 77,422 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Paul - Complete
Seventh Heaven by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
When Bella and Alice go to the "Seventh Heaven" tattoo shop, they get more than they bargained for. Alice gets seduced by her tattoo artist, leaving Bella alone to wait for her.. until Tattward comes to keep her company. Lemony goodness. One-shot. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Violation of Desire by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
"See, Pet. When you behave, I can give you so much pleasure." When Bella gets kidnapped just outside her home, she thinks her life has ended. That is until she meets the face of her captor. Dark themes and acidic lemons. One-shot. Domward. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 152 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Life's Not a Fairytale by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
What happens when the girl of your dreams has been sitting next to you for years, unnoticed? And when you finally do notice her, she shuts you down? This is the dilemma Jared faces. How does he win Kim over when he doesn't know what he did wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,866 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Jared, Kim - Complete
I Can't Make You Love Me, But I'll Try by VelvetRainDrop reviews
Edward is a ghost with a dangerous past. He haunts an old house in Forks and social outcast Bella is dared to go in. An unlikely friendship develops but Edward is keeping a secret from Bella. Can the secret help Edward be with the girl he loves? AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,178 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Need You So Much Closer by VelvetRainDrop reviews
At a Halloween dance, Bella's night is turned around when she meets a myserious boy wearing a black hoodie. He hides his face from her, but Bella is determined to find out what's wrong with him. When she finds out, will she run away? AU ONESHOT BEASTLY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Teacher by LA91 reviews
One-shot. Bella has a new Human Biology teacher. When she gets caught doing something naughty what will Mr. Mason do? Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Candy Shop Counters Are Really For by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan fantasizes about Edward Cullen regularly. When he shows up at her candy store and doesn't get the treat he came in for, he gets to eat something a little more... pleasurable. M, AH, AU, and a crazy, erotic one shot. Explosive, chocolatey LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blender Tops Are Overrated Anyways by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
So, I went over to Edward Cullen's house to make smoothies. I wound up covered in smoothie mix and to make matters worse or better he read my panties and it turned my life around. Big, Fat, Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Go by mccalla867 reviews
One night turns into something more with a Bella who's afraid to just let go. Oneshot, Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Can't Get Away by SweetDulcinea reviews
Edward is forced to spend a 5 hour car ride with his ex-girlfriend Bella, who he just so happens to regret breaking up with. Add a hotel room, wine & a little honesty and you get a fiery reunion. He's left wondering if it's a one-time thing or a new start
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,489 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mine Again by MrsKatyCullen reviews
Edward cheated. Bella left – but what happens when she has no more money to live on and a baby to look forward to? She becomes Roxy Jones – legal and official whore at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. AH, OOC and M for lemons/language. Lovessit!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm His Lobster by Jae Bee reviews
Kim has had a crush on Jared since she was ten, but she remains invisible to him; that is until he begins changing. As their relationship develops they face many different challenges, and discover their home is with each other. I don't own SM characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 108,841 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
GHOST by theD'Urberville reviews
Loosely based on The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Bella's a widow, buys a new house which happens to be haunted by none other than Edward Masen. Will Bella stay and find out what he's all about, or will she run away screaming? Is love possible beyond the grave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,135 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harmony by GrittyRe-boot reviews
While preparing for a big date with Rachel, Quinn throws Finn a major curveball. Meanwhile, Quinn and Puck have a surprising proposition for Will. Threequel set a few months after the events of Secret's Out and Liars. Rachel/Finn, and Quinn/Puck
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Just The Girl by iluvwerewolves01 reviews
Embry has an imprint...who hates him with a passion. Will she realize what she's missing and fall for her imprinter? Please R&R! Based on the song: Just The Girl by The Click 5 :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Embry, Jacob - Complete
Liars by GrittyRe-boot reviews
Quinn, Finn and Puck try to coexist at school while Rachel tries to figure out why Finn seems to be avoiding her. Sequel to Secret’s Out. Rachel/Finn and Quinn/Puck
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Secret's Out by GrittyRe-boot reviews
Quinn Tries desprately to set things right after Finn learns her secret, but he has other ideas. Finn/Rachel and Puck/Quinn
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Kimprint: Kim's Story by Julieanne-Arc reviews
Kim had always wanted Jared, but forced herself to stop trying for a lost cause. With graduation and escape from La Push only weeks away, Jared finally wants to get to know her. But will imprinting be enough to make her stay?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,680 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
This Lonely Game We Play by AlternativePunk reviews
NOMINATED FIC Bella finds herself with a date to prom – her best friend Edward, who she managed to fall in love with after all those years. The only problem is she’s his date for the sole purpose of helping him win the heart of the girl of his dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breathless: The Story of Rachel and Paul by Gracie143 reviews
What happens when Rachel returns to La Push and,gets imprinted upon by Paul? Follow them as they explore this new relationship. My first fanfic. Disclaimer: I do not own twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,661 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Rachel, Paul
It Was Your Laugh by outlook reviews
Evelyn is your average girl. She's never had a boyfriend, never been on a date, never been kissed, and has a psycho guy after her. Life's alright until she begins to notice Embry. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,785 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Embry - Complete
An Unlikely Pair by lynarose55 reviews
Forever has always been an optimistic term for Camryn. But when it changes context, specifically when connected to a werewolf, forever doesn't appear to be as appealing. Her problem now is to figure out if it is for the better or worse. Paul x OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,012 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Paul - Complete
Sweetly Addicted by LovesTheHeat reviews
A Jared and Kim story. “Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do, will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, will never...never forget it.” - Curtis Judalet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,223 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Jared, Kim
Murmuring Promises by twiobsession14 reviews
Bella can't stop worrying after finding out she's pregnant. Edward tries to ease her worries with some reassurance. My entry for the Love Through Lemons Contest, hosted by tby789 and LolaShoes. One-shot. E/B. All Human. M for Lemon and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8929 - Favs: 15,061 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things I'll Never Say by Chai Tea Latte reviews
I never thought of Embry as anything other than a brother until my teenage hormones began to get the better of me. . I could no longer pretend. I could no longer hide the burning desire that I felt for him. Embry/OC. Oneshot. /Revamped/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Embry - Complete
Memoirs of the Bitter Sweet by Clarissa Frey reviews
An ancient war of three races, a diplomatic marriage, a love that could change the world, a woman who must decide between love and the victory or the defeat of her race. She holds more power than she knows, he will go further than any other for his love..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,904 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Heidi, Embry - Complete
It Rains Next Door by Pyro'sBest reviews
Kim is average, normal, plain...unnoticeable. Kim needs saving, but not from what you would think. Can Jared be the one to do so? Maybe some people are beyond help... *Under major reconstruction*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Jared, Kim
Falling For You by December'sRose reviews
I want you so much. I need you so much:: In many ways, Casey McDonald was afraid of history. Dasey one-shot. For Somerdaye.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Dance of Seduction by GypsyKylara reviews
Casey seduces Derek with a dance. Dasey OneShot
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
A Little Colour by monkeypants17 reviews
A bottle of dye, a stupid boy, and a kiss…from an equally, totally different, stupid boy
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Nightmares Made of Fairytales by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
Leah Clearwater's dreams have always been made of fairytales.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Leah - Complete
Addressing the Problem by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
Casey and Derek would like to make a little announcement in regards to...DASEY. But are they for it, or against it...
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Five Moments by Simply Sarah reviews
This is the story of five moments where Nora knew there was something between her daughter and stepson that she didn't know. Dasey. One-shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Eye Colour and Probability by monkeypants17 reviews
Making me stay after school is one thing, but making me stay after school with her, that’s another. Slight Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Story Time! by rw4life reviews
Marti asks for a bedtime story, and Derek and Casey have to tell it to her...together. Will it be happily ever after? ENJOY AND REVIEW!
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Sewn by theD'Urberville reviews
Princess Bella has just been married to a man she doesn't love. Her life has been full of misfortunes and her future looks bleak. Will she find escape? What about the sudden arrival of the missing Prince Edward? A tale of adventure, love, and hope...E/B!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,751 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Begin by graffy reviews
Much like the way you’ve just fallen to the floor, you’ve fallen for your stepsister: unexpected, unbalanced, and a little bit painful. You pick yourself up, and leave without a word. Rated T for language and implied violence.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Save me from madness by jannikajade reviews
It's the first semester of Derek and Casey's junior year in college and Casey is spending a lot of time visiting Derek. Dasey. One Shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Waiting for Twilight by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
A masquerade ball, an amazing dance, and a heart pounding moment. Cinderbella meets her Prince Charming but where in the fairy tale did it say he wasn't single? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,863 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You knew, I always figured you did by LorMenari reviews
He wasn't right for her and she deserved someone who would take the time to stop and actually look at her. Some one that knew her. Someone, Derek realized, like himself.
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Gun Powder and Lead by ericastwilight reviews
Officer Edward is sent to check on Chief Swan's daughter while she's home visiting from college. He's nervous to see his true love again, but troubles arises as her date is not so nice. Can he protect her? Will she let him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Being Me by DJ Lee reviews
The only girl he feels like himself around is Casey. It doesn’t surprise him because she’s seen every side of him there is, what with living with him for years and all.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
New Team Driver by ericastwilight reviews
The racing team needs a new driver besides the sexy Edward Cullen. Unfortunately, its a stubborn woman named Bella, the teams owner's daughter. Someone Edward can't stop thinking about.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 161 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Karma by sugah66 reviews
The universe obviously has it out for him. There can be no other explanation. Dasey. Oneshot. Rated to be safe.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Marti the Matchmaker by Lady Azura reviews
Marti’s bored and decides to play “Matchmaker” with her older siblings. DaseyLizwin
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,731 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Another Simple Question by SugarRune reviews
Fertility statues, blindfolds, broken heels and Liz marrying her ex. Casey is getting ready for wedding number two and this time Derek isn't helping her escape. Instead, he's on a mission to stop her from becoming his own runaway bride! Dasey fluff!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Destiny is a Funny Thing by DJ Lee reviews
They've always been destined to meet and strangely enough, were not always at each other's throats either. A story told from the very beginning. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Understanding by littlemalfoy reviews
A revelation on Zeus' part allows him to turn his life around and be faithful to his wife. Hera/Zeus
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Either This Or by bahjcb reviews
The fighting was driving them crazy it was either this or murder them both. Now, if only the family could survive the solution. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,074 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Cuffed into Love by December'sRose reviews
Edwin's new magic phase ends up getting Derek and Casey handcuffed together until Edwin can "find" the key. .:Dasey:.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,936 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
A Perfect Fit by Bloodtoast reviews
They’re two pieces of a puzzle. They do not have the same shape; they do not have the same design etched onto their surface. Individually, they are nothing alike... But together they're a perfect fit. / Dasey from Edwin's POV. Oneshot. /
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Sokka, the Canon Taang Shipper by Andoriol reviews
He just had to make that joke one more time didn't he? Closest to crack that I'll ever write; I blame the sugar. Rating is for implied stuff. Taangy oneshot. Yay Taang!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
My Favorite Bad Day by DJ Lee reviews
Nothing says Winter like a piggyback ride through town. Unfortunately for Derek, Casey’s sprained ankle is giving him more trouble than he bargained for. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Those Things We Do by imperfectandchaotic reviews
ONESHOT "God dammit Derek, let me go!" But he didn't. He wouldn't. Couldn't. Slight Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Deseo Que Estuvieras Aquí by TheBucketWoman reviews
Slightly late flashfic for juliasfish. A trip to Spain. A prank. Some Dasey. What else do ya need?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
How to Handle a Woman by bahjcb reviews
Derek screwed up and Casey isn't being forgiving. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Sticky Notes by DJ Lee reviews
Derek has a new obsession with sticky notes and it’s driving Casey crazy. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
First Aid, Anyone? by DJ Lee reviews
Casey does not understand why Derek always comes home with cuts and bruises. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Her Heart by rileyluvr13 reviews
Casey wears that necklace, even though she broke up with Max months ago. And Derek is determined to get it off of her. One-shot. .:Dasey:.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Sex Bra by sugah66 reviews
Derek makes a startling discovery while engineering his latest prank. Then becomes slightly obsessed with it. Dasey. Oneshot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Feel Good Family Moment by Bloodtoast reviews
Casey had enough with waiting. Her ‘feel good family moment’ was going to happen, whether Derek liked it or not. Too bad Derek doesn’t consider Casey as ‘family’. Oneshot. Dasey obviously.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
At the Strike of Twelve by DJ Lee reviews
Derek Venturi hates that he can't sleep at night. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Box Social for the Arts by bahjcb reviews
Their school is selling off the girls for money for the arts programs, sort of, and Derek can't think of anything better. Well, that is until Casey's on the block. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,724 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Once Upon a Time by bahjcb reviews
Derek may be visiting from college, but no matter how old he gets, he'll never be able to resist Smarti cuteness. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Stranger in My Mirror by bahjcb reviews
Derek realizes that he no longer recognizes that person staring back at him from the mirror anymore. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Dictionary Definition of Whipped by TheBucketWoman reviews
Flashfic for bsloths. The senior prom, and all the craziness that goes along with it. Dasey, Shemily, Kenvor, among others.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
At the Beginning by bsloths reviews
Casey and Derek are stuck in the Friend Zone. What happens when she's ready to leave London behind, and Derek realizes he can't live without her? Flangsty three-shot. Dasey, of course.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Mating Rituals by moirariordan reviews
Flashfic for Brandi bsloths . Derek and Max throw down, yo. Three guesses why. One-shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,719 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
A Conversation Between Good and Evil by SugarRune reviews
Derek and Casey have always been at odds but who knew it was a rivalry that goes back to the dawn of time? They meet up for a little negotiating that might turn up some angelic...er, devilish suprises! Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Casey M., Derek V.
New York, New York by bsloths reviews
A trip to see her father sounds perfect to Casey, until she is forced to bring along the one person she'd rather leave behind. Multichapter. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,434 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
He loves me, He loves you not by Enx2103 reviews
Oneshot-Songfic.What happens at a pool party... Fluffy territorial Dasey!R&R.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Amazing Weekend by jeytonlover reviews
Flash Fic written for IWasNeverReallyMe. Derek didn't want to go, he didn't want to go at all. He planned on a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad weekend at Camp Hideaway in Hell, but then again, you never really know what you're going to get.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
WellDeserved by TheBucketWoman reviews
Flash Fic for Vengeful. They got me into a suit and I don't do suits. A Dasey wedding through the eyes of another.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Casey Jar by bsloths reviews
Derek is obsessing over something. If you think it has to do with Casey...you're right. Semiangsty oneshot from Derek's POV.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Reason Why by Lady Azura reviews
What if there’s a deeper reason behind why Derek doesn’t want that feelgood family moment? Oneshot. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Mirror Mirror by x0-vindicated-0x reviews
Derek had always thought that Drama was a boring course. Oh Boy, was he ever wrong. Dasey Oneshot
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
A Simple Question by SugarRune reviews
Derek asks Casey a simple question and it throws her whole world off track. What did he ask her? Why is she freaking out so bad? And more importantly, why is she crawling out a window? Dasey!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
What Once Was Reality by x0-vindicated-0x reviews
Everything in life holds a unique set of consequences. What happens when Casey decides to tell Derek the truth about the basis of their relationship, the secret she's kept inside for five years? Twoshot fic to BCWYWF & ToP Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
A Taste of Perfection by x0-vindicated-0x reviews
Casey had a taste of perfection, a sense of what it's like to have the perfect boyfriend. Now, back in the real world, she is having a hard time accepting that Derek isn't as perfect as he was in her wish-world. [Dasey] Sequel to Be Careful What You Wish For .
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,469 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
To Love Somebody by x0-vindicated-0x reviews
After tragedy hits the MacDonaldVenturi family, Derek realizes that to love somebody often means giving up everything to be with them. Oneshot Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by x0-vindicated-0x reviews
When Casey wishes that Derek had never been a part of her life, she gets it. But what happens when she realizes that maybe Derek never had as bad of an effect on her as she thought he did? Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,482 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Child's Play by moirariordan reviews
[Life With Derek] What would happen if Derek and Casey managed to reproduce? Um...well...you probably shouldn't have asked. [oneshot]
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Sleepless Nights by x0-vindicated-0x reviews
Love's not enough when you say it don't you know you gotta mean it? Screwing up the best thing ever is something you'll regret forever.' Oneshot Dasey Songfic
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Clock's Ticking by Let's Call Her The Tarryn reviews
So, there's a party, Derek, and the only girl in the entire club to catch his eye. But there's something about this girl. Interesting how ironic things can be... Really bad summary, so please just read! Thanks. R&R!
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Unpredictably Predictable by Let's Call Her The Tarryn reviews
Derek always wins. That's just how it works. And Casey's sick of it. The last time she tried to get back at Derek, it blew up in her face. This time, shes gonna make sure it makes him weak. Oneshot
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Let's Call Her The Tarryn reviews
Derek is interviewed quickly for the school newspaper. Big question: What is Derek Venturi's dirty little secret? Oh, the many possibilities... Oneshot!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
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Best Mistake reviews
Isabella Swan had no idea that one accidental moment with the worst person on earth could be the reason for her life to completely change. Whether that change is for better or for worse though, Bella's still deciding. Warning: Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Disaster reviews
A bet changed Edward Masen and Isabella Swan's lives forever. When Bella told Edward she was pregnant, he paid her to get rid of it. He remembered clearly that she had agreed, too. So, six years later, why in the hell was there an exact replica of him in the arms of his business partner?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,831 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
I'm Jealous, Okay? reviews
"I love you, Edward. I waited so long for you. That's why I'm going to fight whoever wants to destroy what we have. Because you're now part of what I'm fighting for. That's how much I love you." When Bella gets jealous, truths unfold. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm A Pessimist reviews
Hi. I'm Kim. Kim Conweller. And I'm a pessimist.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Kim, Jared - Complete
I'd Never Give Up
A fluffy oneshot. "Sam, you already know that I'd never give up on you. I will never give up until I hear your yes." I'm not sure what fluffy means though so, you know. Just be surprised. HAHA.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
See Me reviews
I look up and feel my eyes lock with - could it be - Edward Masen's. He smiles crookedly and nods, as though he's willing me to go on. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Admit It reviews
"I know no one can hear me. Because I've been hiding it. But not aymore. I can't help it, Sam. I can't choose who to love. Sam, I still love you very much." He said it so truthfully I knew, I just knew I already believed him.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
You Are A Prom Queen reviews
"I know you're scared," Freddie says. "I know you walk around wearing your protective shell, you pretend you don't care because deep down you're afraid they won't like what they see." I open my mouth, but nothing comes out. I've been seen.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete