Author has written 34 stories for Criminal Minds, Magic Thief, Monstrumologist series, Death Note, and Hannibal.
My name is checkerboardom. (Read: previously CheshireEffect)
I love cats.
I write yaio.
I am a girl of many fandoms.
Clearly that makes me an awesome person. (At least I hope it does)
Tumblr: http://checkerboardom.tumblr.com/ It's full of crazy, awesome stuff.
//Up and Coming Stories\\
Death Note: Wind Down - Zombie AU [Status: Partially Written] Matt/Mello. Rated M for gore, blood, graphic depictions of violence, murder, cannibalism, and possible sexual content.
Death Note: Burning Black - Demon AU [Status: Partially Written] Matt/Mello, Ray/Naomi. Rated M for multiple suicides, murder, possible triggers, and sexual content.
James Bond/Sherlock: Fool's Dance - Mission AU [Status: Partially Written] Bond/Q. Rated M for graphic depictions of violence and sexual content.
Teen Wolf: (Catching Myself) Falling For You - Hospital AU [Status: Brainstorming] Stiles/Derek, (past)Scott/Allison, Issac/Allison, Lydia/Jackson. Rated T.
Death Note: Regen - Cage Fighter AU [Status: Partially Written] Matt/Mello, L/Light, Rem/Misa.
Rated M: Rated for sexual content whether it's non-con, dub-con, smutt, lemon, lime, BDSM, kinks, or whatever else you want to call it. If it doesn't have any smex then it's probably DARK.
Rated T: Rated for swearing there won't be any smex, maybe some steamy stuff and some kisses but no smex.
Rated K/K(plus): Mostly fluff or something light. Maybe a friendship fic. Little to no swearing and no sexual content.
//NSFW Questions\\ 1:When did you lose your virginity? Haven't yet. 2:Rough sex or soft sex? Rough 3:Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? Daddy kinnk, size kink 4:Weirdest place you’ve had sex? See no.1 5:Favourite sex position? Don't have one. Yet. 6:Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Submissive 7:Have you ever had any one night stands? Nope 8:Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? Couch 9:Have you ever had sex in a public place? No 10:Have you ever been caught masturbating? Yes 11:What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? They're a white pair of bloomers that i like to match with a blue and white lace bra 12:How often do you have sex? Everyday, if i could. 13:Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? Not off the top of my head. 14:Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Probably giving. 15:Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? Well the whole thing really. 16:A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? Rev 22 20 by Puscifer 17:A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? Vulnerable by Tinashe or Fuck You All The Time by Jeremih 18:Are you into dressing up for sex? In lingerie, yes. In costume, no. 19:Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Shower. Baths are small. 20:If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? Alexander Skarsgard 21:Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? No. Maybe. 22:Do you/would you use sex toys? YES! 23:Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? No 24:Would you have sex with your best friend? No 25:Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) Smoke, maybe drink some tea. 26:Something that will never fail to get you horny? Someone touching my thighs. 27:Early morning sex or late night sex? Mid-day 28:Favourite body part on the opposite sex? Hip structure and penis 29:Favourite body part on the same sex? Breasts, eyes, and lips 30:Do you watch porn? Yes. A lot.
//Random Question\\1) Sexuality? Submissive by nature, with a healthy daddy kink. 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Tom Hiddleston or Malala Yousafza 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. "...The beast had sunk its two-inch claws completely into the victim..." 4) What do you think about most? Money, the story I'm reading, and the future. 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? Ello 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? With. 7) What's your strangest talent? I can move both of my pinkie toes individually and tuck them over the two next to them. 8) Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence) Girls are fierce warriors and should be revered, feared, and worshipped. Without women the human race wouldn't exist. Boys get a lot of credit, and I will never shame another human being for their gender, but boys don't know the sruggles of being a girl. As for non-gendered people, you're perfect the way you are. 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? Yes, actually. As a school project. 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? A couple months? 11) Do you have any strange phobias? I'm of, not so much heights, but sudden drops. Like pits or deep vistas. 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Certainly not a penis. 13) What's your religion? Agnostic 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Smoking, reading, walking. 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind. 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Fall Out Boy 17) What was the last lie you told? That I forgot to call my financial aid department. I just didn't want to. 18) Do you believe in karma? No. 19) What does your URL mean? That I'm bored but clever. 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? My greatest weakness is the fact that I forgive too easily. My greatest strength is the people in my life that I never have to forgive. 21) Who is your celebrity crush? That's a loaded question but off the top of my head? Nicki Minaj 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? No. 23) How do you vent your anger? Cussing. A lot. 24) Do you have a collection of anything? Tea mugs. 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Talking on the phone. 26) Are you happy with the person you've become? Yes, I feel like I could become so much more. 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love? I hate the sound of children in a store.I love the sound of LOTR/Hobbit soundtracks. 28) What's your biggest "what if"? What if I had been born a boy? Would I still be as tolerant to the diversity of others? Would I be happy? Would I be more loved, accomplished, happy? 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I believe in ghosts. I'm on the fence about aliens. 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. A book. Air. 31) Smell the air. What do you smell? Chitlins; which smell like shit. 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to? Church 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast? West Coast 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Ed Sheeran 35) To you, what is the meaning of life? To be happy, no matter what you end up doing, or where you are. 36) Define Art. Art is something that someone but time and work and soul into. It can be a child's sandcastle, a New Orleanians mural, a composer's symphony, a smith's knives, or Michelangelo's paintings on the roof of the cathedral. 37) Do you believe in luck? No 38) What's the weather like right now? Cold 39) What time is it? 8.00 PM 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yes. No. 41) What was the last book you read? The Hobbit. 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline? Yes. 43) Do you have any nicknames? Elle, Cetty, or LJ 44) What was the last movie you saw? Nymphomaniac: Vol. I 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had? I stabbed myself through the stomach with a molding staff. 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? No 47) Do you have any obsessions right now? Bagginsheild 48) What's your sexual orientation? Bisexual 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? Yes, that I liked girls. Turns out, it was true. 50) Do you believe in magic? Not in the literal sense of the word. I believe in Power though. 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? No 52) What is your astrological sign? Capricorn 53) Do you save money or spend it? Save only what's necessary, spend the rest. 54) What's the last thing you purchased? A bottle of water. 55) Love or lust? Lust 56) In a relationship? No 57) How many relationships have you had? One 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No 59) Where were you yesterday? At work 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? A towel 61) Are you wearing socks right now? Yes 62) What's your favorite animal? Dogs 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? Be nice 64) Where is your best friend? In Utah 65) Spit or swallow?(; Swallow that mofo down like he's water in the desert. 66) What is your heritage? African American and Native American 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Celebrating New Years. 68) What do you think is Satan's last name? ריקודים באש or Dances In Fire in Hebrew 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? Every night, because I'm horny and alone. 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Yes, but I'd also want to punch me. 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? I jump into that fucking canal, what the fuck kind of dumb ass question is this. 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? a) The first person I tell is Rachel, then Cheyenne. I wait until later, to tell everyone else. b)I go on a roadtrip (airtrip?) and try to meet Tom Hiddleston. c) No. Obviously, my life has been lived. 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Love 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? idk 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 3605 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Communication and patience. 77) How can I win your heart? By treating me like I'm worth your time. 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? One name: Edgar Allen Poe. 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? To read when I had nothing else to escape with. 80) What size shoes do you wear? 12 Womens 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? She lived. You should too. 82) What is your favorite word? Precipe 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Blood 84) What is a saying you say a lot? That was intense. 85) What's the last song you listened to? Black by Kari Kimmel 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors? Blue, silver, white. 87) What is your current desktop picture? Space 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? No one. I don't hate anyone enough to take their life in such a cruel way. 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? Have you ever been sexually assaulted. 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Yell, roll over, go back to sleep. I've had stranger dreams. 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? To bring anything that I can think of into existence. 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? The night I tried to take my life. 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? The bullying. 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? idk 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? New Zealand. 96) Do you have any relatives in jail? My uncle. He was a hitman responsible for the death of 38 people. 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? No 98) Ever been on a plane? Yes 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? Whoever you are, wherever you are, I love you. You may not understand me, you may not care, you may not believe me, but you are important, because you are alive. I love you for that. Even though don't know you, you deserve to live, no matter what. So hang in there, because there's someone out there that wants you on this earth as long as possible.