Author has written 19 stories for Glee.
All right, well to start things off: Hi, my name's Nike! No, it's not my given name but my favorite out of all the nicknames people feel they need to give me. I'm in my 20s, in college and fill my nonexistent spare time writing Glee fan fiction. On the topic of Glee, my absolute OTP is Hevans. My favorite lesbian pairing is Britanna and I appreciate Tike because even though they're completely typecast and underdeveloped, they're the least dramatic straight pairings of all the boy-girl couples. My crack-ships are Kurtbastian and Puckurt because I feel Puck and Sebastian would also be deserving of someone like Kurt Hummel. I love Kartie, Quick, Tartie, Artcedes, Niff, etc. I despise Klaine, Samcedes, Blam, Samtana, Quam, Bram; the characters Blaine Anderson and Mercedes Jones with a fiery passion! If those characters/ships are your OTPs or stans, please don't follow me or favorite my stories because I have absolutely no filter when it comes to discussing my extreme dislike of them in my writing. So, consider this a fair warning because if we talk and you start telling me off about my insulting (for example: Blaine or Klaine) your stan/ship, I'm going to remind you that I left a written warning for everyone to read and if you persist, I will block/report you. I don't entertain flame wars so please take them somewhere else as they don't interest me; I know all this is making me sound like a bad person and if you get that impression then I'm sorry. I'm simply entitled to my own opinions and I don't go out of my way to start drama. Why should you?
Now that that's outta the way, let's get to the good stuff! Like everyone else, I hate the “writing” on Glee but love the characters Sam Evans (more so S2 Sam), Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez and that cutie pie Jeff Warbler.
I'm on Twitter and I'm tons o' fun once you get to know me if you wanna take the chance and find out ;P Find me @AirNationOracle
Nickname: Nike (Niquito if you're Latino and I'm aware it kinda rhymes or Niquinho if you're Brazilian)
Birthdate: Sometime in the craziness that is December
Ethnicity: Multiracial (American Indian [like Chord!, more European (but not Chord's European heritage :/) and Mexican [also not like Chord :/])
Hair Color: Brown (naturally anyway ;)
Eye Color: Brown (sometimes [don't ask, I have weird eyes])
Likes: Chord Overstreet (like, extreme LOVE!!!!! to the point where I dream about him and wanna have his babies), books, reading, Chinese food, writing, comics, dancing, singing, art and that sexy Jeff Warbler
Dislikes: Flames, shipwars, homophobes, jackasses and xenophobes
Special Skills: Speaks Spanish, Portuguese, Russian, German and some French
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex tape.
I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bastard.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be stupid, stuck up and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN so I must have a "big one."
I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist!
I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a ho.
I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool because that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS wuz a brotha.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY so I MUST be a pansy.
I support GAY RIGHTS so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS AND STONERS so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF so I MUST be an over-controlling bastard.
My hair gets GREASY a lot so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE so I MUST be an over controlling bastard.
I'm a NUDIST so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm an AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (it's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer!
I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a Cockney or posh accent, love tea, cricket and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary Sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH; therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES so I MUST talk weird, be a loser and not be up with the times.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY easily so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into DRINKING AND DOING DRUGS so I MUST drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a POSER or a GOTH or a SKATER or EMO or a JOCK, so I must be a PREP.
My favorite color is PINK so I must be a PREP who worships BARBIE.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends.
I don't BELIEVE IN LOVE for myself so I MUST not be happy.
I don't like to wear SKIRTS or GOSSIP so I MUST be a tomboy.
I’m HARD OF HEARING so I MUST talk with a DEAF ACCENT and use SIGN LANGUAGE to communicate.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Give you their umbrellas in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and run.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number for them.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial already.
FRIENDS: Knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."
You're a '90s kid if:
You can finish this “Ice Ice _”
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the Cat, The Tick..., Aaahhh Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!”
You just can't resist finishing this “Iiiiiiin West Philadelphia, born and raised...”
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading Goosebumps.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say “NOT” after (almost) every sentence... not!
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
When everything was settled by Rock Paper Scissors, Bubblegum Bubblegum in a Dish or Eeny Meeny Miney Mo.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
“Where in the World is Carmen SanDiego?” was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the Pink Ranger, and Tommy, the Green Ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendo and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on “intruders.”
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was “Da BOMB!”
When they made the new Lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs CD players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected “Pogs.”
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By the Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer and it was cool to have the Internet and Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
If you were a girl, all your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome—the game and the movie.
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original Walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by “Are You Afraid of the Dark?”
You know the Macarena by heart.
“Talk to the hand...” enough said.
You always said, “Then why don't you marry it?!”
You remember trying to collect all 150 original Pokémon cards but never could and if you did, you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlights magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the PlayPlace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy...
Before the Internet & text messaging...
Before Sidekicks & iPods...
Before MIKE JONES...
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was the new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our Walkmans.
When GameBoy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future.
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the '90s so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days or if you smiled at one and/or all of these things...