Iridian NightShade
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Joined 04-30-11, id: 2886222, Profile Updated: 01-28-14
Author has written 8 stories for Transformers.

My stories:

Ashes Verse: (in order)

Ashes of the Fallen: unpublished so far

To Rise From the Ashes of the Fallen: unpublished so far

Our Haven: in progress (runs before ACIP and parallel with TPAR, TFM, THAU)

A Change In Plans: complete

The Past Always Returns: complete

The Fallen's Mistake: In Progress

The Hidden Amongst Us: unpublished so far

One shots:

Pleasant Frequencies: published

Perfect : published

Other Stories: (not compliant with my Ashes verse):

Broken: published/complete


Story Descriptions:

Our Haven:

Rated T for now.

published: 6/30/2011

finished: ????

Chapters:

Description: Set before the 1st movie, and A Change in Plans, before running parallel with the other movies and my story equivalent. The story of a secret colony, that struggled to flee from a future war. They defend Earth from itself, while preparing for the war to reach them.

A Change in Plans:

Rated T only for a few moments of swearing.

published: 5/02/2011

finished: 5/23/2011

Chapters: Six

Dedicated to BrittanyMichele for being an awesome reviewer, both consistently and for long reviews. XD

Description: Goes through the first movie with Bree Sage Witwicky Blake. Major changes from the movie include: more Sparklings created, several Cons become allies, and brief mentions of Sage's past, as well as revelations as to how she's Linked with Optimus and Megatron.

The Past Always Returns: immediate sequel to A Change In Plans

Rated M for more excessive swearing, as well as mentions of previous mech/mech relationships so far.

published: 5/27/2011

finished: 1/25/2014

Chapters: Thirteen

Officially dedicated to DemontaDark for her awesome help with ideas and soldier antagonists. =.=

Description: Set between the 1st and 2nd movies, Sage's past is revealed in more depth, as well as people from her past appear. Mostly gonna go into more depth with her Links to Optimus and ultimately the deceased Megatron, as well as her Link to her Guardian. It'll also begin building the ties between the NEST soldiers and the Cybertronains. Currently there is no romance blossoming, as everyone is adjusting to everyone else. Romance will begin to be realized at least a year after Mission, or possibly after Revenge of the Fallen.

The Fallen's Mistake: sequel to The Past Always Returns

Rated M for swearing and mature content

published: 1/28/2014

finished: ????

Description: goes through the 2nd movie.

The Hidden Amongst Us : sequel to The Fallen's Mistake

Rated: ????

published: ????

finished: ????

Description: goes through the 3rd movie.

Ashes of the Fallen: prequel to To Rise From the Ashes of the Fallen

Rated M for graphic torture of the Cybertronian race.

published: uncertain

Description: The slavery of the Cybertronian race to the Quintesson race, as well as the eventual rebellion and freedom they strive for. Set before the Primes are Chosen, before the Allspark is given to them as a gift, and before Primus becomes a tangible part of their culture.

To Rise From the Ashes of the Fallen: prequel to A Change In Plans

Rated M for mentions of graphic torture, physical and mental, as well as mature relationships.

published: ????

finished: ????

Description: Sequel to Ashes of the Fallen. Focuses on the twelve Leaders in their search for their final brother/sister. They'll be Chosen by Primus and proclaimed to be the first Primes. The Thirteen build Cybertron, in honor of Primus, are gifted the Allspark, and protect their people from the Quintesson Second Wave, and ultimately make the Quintesson almost extinct. It will also include the betrayal and how the Fallen loses his name and honor.

Others:

Broken:

Published: 10/19/13

Completed: 10/19/13

What is broken, can never be as it once was. A girl caught in a whirlwind, falling through the cracks. This is her story. Her shattered thoughts. Her broken view. Even Guardians can fail in their duty. Drift/OC. Prowl/OC. No pairings, no romance. Warning: mental torture. Not compliant with my Ashes verse.


I love writing and have been doing so for years. I also love drawing, and recently I've had several coworkers of mine ask me to design and draw out tattoos. I write as stress relief and because I love doing it, so if anyone has any complaints, I'll take it as constructive criticism.

My view on flames is simple, if it is highly rude and full of profanity, I will simply delete it, enough said. I am not a prude on excessive profanity, since I myself have cursed quite blatantly, and will most likely do so again, but I do not do so to other people. I am extremely clumsy, enough said.

Transformers: Many of the story-lines have left me wondering. I do not believe in the clear Autobot=good, Decepticon=evil. Just as there are many different shades of gray to describe humanity, I believe the same should be well beyond the reach of their advanced race. Therefore, my stories will all revolve around each other unless specifically noted.

Thanks for reading! XP


People come to this site to learn how to write. No one automatically knows how to, professionals can tell you that much. This site is for people to get together and have fun. No one wants a flame but most can turn their cheek as long as it has contructive criticism. But as this site grows more popular more people join this site for the wrong reasons. Thus the new and blossoming writers are a target for their foul mouths. Many new writers do not understand the concept of a flame and discontinue their story. They never had they chance to blossom and become beautiful writers, instead they give up because someone decided to call them a foul name and didn't even bother to tell the author what was wrong with the story in the first place. I telling you this because I feel that this should come to a stop. These people honestly believe that they're doing good by flaming. What they don't realize is that it's doing more harm than good. If they really wish for people to become better writers than they should be straight with them in a mature manner. No flaming, just telling the author politely what's wrong with the story.
Please post this on your profile if you agree

I agree with you kitsune-miko-witch!


I NOW HAVE A WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!! SPRING CLEANING SHALL NOW COMMENCE!!!!! MOST OF MY PROFILE STUFF WILL BE PUT THERE SO THERE WON'T BE SUCH A LONG PROFILE HERE!!!!!!!!

Thanks and have a good day! -chirp-

Site: http://abyssofshadows.webs.com/


Me: Um, okay, here's my info!

Gender: um, I'm pretty certain you can guess I'm female

Hair: light and dark brown curls, with natural gold, red, and black mix, down to my shoulders

Eyes: perfectly normal brown eyes, with a ring of gray on the outside

Height: 5"1', Ha! I'm an inch taller than my mom! But two inches shorter than my sisters, T.T and one's younger than me, how sad is that?

Age: I will be twenty-three in August, 2011! Which means I'll be twenty-four when the world ends next year! Awesome!

Attitude: quiet and naive, I'll admit it. I try to be optimistic, and happy, but fast-foot restaurants steal all your patience away. I'm always trying to keep everyone smiling, and will make a fool of myself if only to get people to laugh, which a lot of my co-workers tell me, so I guess it's true. I act silly cause it's fun, and I enjoy getting weird looks because I did or said something random.

Most repeated phrase/question: Why is common sense not so common nowadays?

Random info (will be added on as incidents occur) :

1) My younger sister turned 13 on 06/06/06 o.O

2) Grills hate me. (I somehow managed to melt the siding off the side of the house; broke the internal temperature gauge in the grill; and ended up with lumps of charcoal instead of hamburgers, twice) (Self-imposed rule: I'm not allowed to grill. Ever. Even with adult supervision. Never.)

3) My sisters melted the microwave with a baked potato and a paper plate. (Smoke was everywhere, and we had a charred lump. I do not know what happened. Really.)

4) Did you know marshmallow peeps grow in the microwave? (We have jousting competitions, {my dad's a proud fan}, where you stick toothpicks in two peeps, and see who gets popped and deflated first.) (So much fun! .)


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. {But Sometimes its fun! :) }
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black clothes and date other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate HOMOSEXUALS.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon {WTF?}
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have ALOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy (unless someone makes one of my friends cry... then i go psycho murderer...)

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Fuck stereotypes.


A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.


:Proudly Anti-Twilight:

If Edward and Bella Cullen were standing on the edge of a cliff, 90 percent of Americans would freak, 9 percent would yell JUMP! If you're in the 1 percent who would give them a final push, copy this to your profile. (hell yeah!)

97% of teens would cry if they saw Edward Cullen on a skyscraper, about to jump.

3% would sit, eat popcorn, and yell, "DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!!"

If you are a member of the 3% put this on your page.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Mixchick, Iridian NightShade


95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe, Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity, Past The Point Of No Return, Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, fictionfreak93, gamingfreak95, DxS Phreak, Nikky Phantom of the Opera, Torgi Frin, Sydsas,fallenfaeangel, Mrs Optimus Prime, Mixchick, Iridian NightShade


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black, Darkness Sierra, AutobotGirl6, Whitedino, EVRyderWriter, BFSF,supergirlprime, Jazz1 Flynn, Iridian NightShade


I WILL KILL SENTINEL PRIME!!!!!!!!!! copy and paste if you wanna help. Add your name :D. Serenity Prime. Feylin Merisel Pax. itachigirl250, Iridian NightShade


"The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.

The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.

The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.

The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe. Nor do they want to."


If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, Please copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or TV show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever stayed up and read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear the voices of fictional characters in your head, copy this onto your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever said a line from Transformers copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time and go absolutely demented when your hyper copy this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have long conversations to yourself/your reflection over weird pointless things, copy this into your profile.


Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same

People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group. (There's a fourth group too...those who don't even know something happened.)

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

When you say 'I always lie'...are you lying or telling the truth? Cause if you really always lie, then you're lying now...which means you always tells the truth, but that means... confusing, huh?

There is ALWAYS an exeption to the rule. Exept sometimes

Heart Attacks... God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends

God must love stupid people...he made so many!

In theory, everything works.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good!

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die

Time is a great teacher but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

The road to success is always under construction

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit'

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head.

When life gives you lemons, stomp on it and say it was fun.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Smile. It confuses people.

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity. (Proud to admit being a Slytherin/Ravenclaw)

Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

People are like slinkies, competely useless, but oddly entertaining to watch fall down the stairs. (Oh yeah!)

Boys are like lava lamps: Fun to look at but not very bright

You call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You were born an original... don't die a copy.

Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

A day without sunshine is like... night.

When life gives you lemons, squirt it in someone's eyes and say their life is worse.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either.

Primus, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Stand for something, or you'll fall for anything.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I could've eaten Alphabets and crapped out a better essay.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

When life gives you lemons, smash 'em with a mallet and scream "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!"

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I'm as frustrated with society as a pyromanic in a petrified forest

friendship is like pissing yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel it.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day when you fail your gender test.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.

I'm not insane...I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

When life gives you lemons, ask for a lime.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she decided to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband "Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said... .. ... ... ... ... "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you." (HAHAHAHAHA!)

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? ( I have a rabbit...he can be an evil little sucker)

Yeah, I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

When life gives you lemons, entertain yourself for hours thinking how funny it is.

Why is it, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?

Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older sister Reggie. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Reggie.

Don't judge a book by its movie

Sometimes you put walls up, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

Nobody talks to that guy. But let me tell you something. Every job I ever had in my life, I talk to that guy. I'd talk to him, I'd find him on purpose and I'd have little chit-chats with him, and I'd be very interested and be like, "By the way, here's a Snickers, that's for you. Peanuts, caramel, put that in your mouth, enjoy that." You know why I talk to that guy? Because when that day finally comes, and he snaps, and he comes into work with a sawed-off shotgun, walkin' through the halls (gunfire noises) and he finally gets to my office, he's gonna be like, "Thanks for the candy." (continues shooting) You laugh now, but you know Monday morning, you're gonna be like, "heyyy, Marcus!" - Dane Cook


Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!


And my all time favorite:

"It's not an obsession, it's a way of life. A lifestyle choice." My mom is so awesome. :)


Favorite Songs:

I'm a Fighter, Christina Aguilera.

Stand in the Rain, SuperChick * One of my ALL_TIME FAVORITES!

Stuttering, Fefe Dobson

Can't Hold Us Down, Christina Aguilera

E.T., Katy Perry

Firework, Katy Perry

S&M, Rihanna

Disturbia, Rihanna

Rude Boy, Rihanna

You Really Should Have Kept it in Your Pants, Kesha

Tik Tok, Kesha

Take It Off, Kesha

Moonlight Shadow, Groove Coverage* I sing this at work surprisingly, of course only under my breath while I'm cleaning

Telephone, Lady Gaga and Beyonce

Pokerface, Lady Gaga

One Step At A Time, Jordin Sparks

Hazard To Myself, Pink

Perfect, Pink

Something More, Sugarland

According To You, Orianthi

Courage Is, Orianthi *DEFINITELY ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Linkin Park Hybrid Theory CD


Favorite pairings:

Sam/Bee

Ironhide/Ratchet

Ratchet/ WheelJack (Love WheelJack, one of my favs)

Ratchet/ any (I love Ratchet, he's one of my favs!)

Optimus/ any (So long as it's really well-written)

Prowl/Optimus

Prowl/Twins

Bluestreak/Twins

Twins/Twins

Jolt/ any

Soundwave/ any (Soundwave is so YUMMY!)

Barricade/ any


Favorite characters:

Ratchet, Jolt, Optimus, WheelJack, Prowl, Bluestreak, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, Barricade, Ravage, and Soundwave


My favorite OCs:

Viridian Calamity (Callie, Riddi, Cal, etc)

= Part of Our Haven, she's sort of an interdimensional Peace-Keeper. Our Haven: Viridian Arc, she will not be a major character in the story except for Viridian Arc and White Arc.

Height: four foot nine, she's tiny but packs a punch!

Hair: She shifts her mind a lot on the style; sometimes she likes it long, sometimes short. While relaxing or not on missions, it's long and flowing down to her waist in raven waves of inky darkness. Dark violet streaks and her long bangs appear to be dipped in the metallic violet sheen. When on missions, it's pinned up or short (cut in spikes that sometimes reach her shoulders at the longest), with her bangs long enough to cover her nose and frame her cheeks. Behind her ears, she sometimes braids small braids so they fall down over her shoulders.

Eyes: Almond shaped dark green eyes that shift between dark blue and dark aqua, with silver specks. When she's in the shadows or in a darkened area, her eyes glow like a cat's.

Skin: Lightly tanned, with a golden sheen, kinda like scales, but lighter skinned than Mikaela.

Dress-style: Dresses in black with dark blue, dark green, or dark violet colors thrown in. usually trip pants, but occasionally capris, and a tank top with long-sleeved shirt over it. When she has to dress more formally, she wears black slacks, black high-heeled sandals, a black tank top and a white/sheer dress shirt.

Jewelry:

Wrists/Forearms: Silver and gold bangles that wrap like vines around her wrists to her forearms. The metal is a part of her and cannot be taken off. The metal secures the crystals she uses as foci, a diamond-shaped sapphire on the backs of her hands, on her forearms: an onyx orb, an emerald orb, and a second onyx orb. When not using her magical abilities, the metal and crystals disappear into her arms, becoming undetectable.

Ears: Three long golden pendant-like ears lined her lobes, four silver and gold hoops each cinched close to the rim, traveling up. Platinum cuffs decorated with golden and copper glyphs formed along the curved top of her ears.

Neck: She always wears her Glyph ID, a flat disk with an alchemy circle, in the center was the Ascendant Glyph for Protector. Around her throat, on a black and dark blue choker, she wears a pentagram with sapphire crystals at each point, a smaller pentagram rested in the center with a dark emerald set in its center.

Tattoos: Around her biceps and up the undersides of her forearms, she has three lines of runes painstakingly carved and inked. These boost her power, as well as allow her to Summon her Guardians among other things.

On her right shoulder, an ice-phoenix danced among circles of ice shards, looking like a cross between a hawk and a peacock. Frigid silver eyes danced arrogantly over any who looked at him. Sovereign is etched in careful letters above the gracefully arched crest of feathers. Sovereign is her Guardian of Ice and Soul Magic.

Her lower back has a prowling Grim, fading in and out of a darkened corner, blood-red eyes glowed with malicious intent. Crimson was etched in claw-like drag marks to his right, fading in and out of the shadows. Crimson is her Guardian of the Shadow and Dark Arts.

Her left hipbone had a tiny plant-like figure of a naked faerie with dark brown bark-like skin and leafy hair with wise ageless honey-gold eyes; her wings were transparent, with a hard twig-like protective covering, like an insect’s. Despite her appearance at first glance, she was beautiful and lithe. Terrene was etched just below her daintily clawed gargoyle-like feet, blooming into a pretty tiger-lily. Terrene is her Guardian of Earth and Healing.

Her right calf bore a demonic-looking crimson dragon oozing with evil, snarling in rage and fury, as wisps of hellfire danced on his scales. Etched in bleeding letters, was his name: Torment. The oldest of her Guardians, she was the only one who managed to survive his parasitic Binding. Torment is her Guardian of War and one of her closest comrades.

Personality: She’s easily amused and open-minded, with very few quirks that set her off. She doesn’t tolerate ignorance, prejudice, or any of that sort. She prefers to act like a teen, instead of the several millennia-old Protector she is, but uses her wisdom from the years to understand and comfort others. Unfortunately, despite being an excellent fighter, or perhaps because of it, when she’s not in a battle or in stealth mode, she’s notoriously clumsy and trips over everything. Her friend, Wrath, insists she’s hurt herself far worse than any enemy on a battlefield, due to her clumsiness.

Fears and Flaws: She cannot stand mosquitos and earwigs, and will literally scream and run away from them. She’ll kill mosquitos, but can’t stand being near earwigs, let alone be able to kill them. She hates dealing with politicians, and will in fact delegate her lieutenant, since she’s a Commander, to dealing with ‘those ignorant blood-sucking monstrosities.’ Despite her strong ability to use Dark Arts and Necromantic Arts in particular, she loathes zombies with a passion. Other Undead, she has no problems with, only zombies. Which is why when she’s punished, she’s usually sent to a zombie-infested world/dimension.

History: Viridian was killed in a car accident after graduating high school, by a fellow student who stole his dad's car for a joyride. Her kind and protective nature called the Council to her, and decided to see if she would be a good Ascendant. She turned out far better than they expected, despite her odd quirks, and turned into a powerful Senior Ascendant earlier than most. She has a unique ability to shift her form into almost anything she desires, a sort of cross between Metamorphosis and Animagus abilities. Also, her ability to contain and control four Level One Guardians makes her stand out. The differing Guardian Cores also makes her stand out. She possesses a strong Natural Healing Core, only boosted by Terrene’s powers and abilities. A strong connection to Dark, Shadow, and Necromantic Arts, boosted by Crimson. And due to her connection to Torment, she had access the Azure Hellfire, which freeze burns instead of flame burns, which is why she has a faint connection to Sovereign.

Bree Sage Witwicky (Aka Hellfire)

= My main OC in A Change in Plans, The Past Always Returns, A Fallen's Mistake, and Allies are United. One-shots: Perfect, Pleasant Frequencies

Hair: dark brown mocha hair with natural lighter highlights with a red sheen. Cut in layers, with the longest reaching her shoulders. Her bangs fall over her eyes, partially covering them.

Eyes: normally a gold-hazel brown, they turned to molten gold when accessing the Allspark and when surrounded by the Cybertronians.

Skin: a soft golden tan from her mixed heritage, she is part Native American on her mom's side.

Dress-style: she isn't picky about her clothing style. She prefers boot-cut jeans, or boys baggy jeans, with a t-shirt and her favorite black hoodie. She rarely wears skirts or dresses, but will wear them once in awhile, preferring long broom skirts instead of mini-skirts. She usually wears her combat boots, but will wear very light sneakers that allow her to move around very quietly.

Jewelry: she always wears the bracelets from her kids, she works with deaf and mute kids and they love crafting with her, as well as gold studs in her ears, and her simple golden bands. Despite her love for silver, she's actually allergic to it and cannot wear it. She specifically coated her dad's dog tags in platinum and wears them around her neck on a platinum chain.

Personality: She's a quiet and mature nineteen year old. She rarely gets angry, but does get annoyed easily. She bottles her negative emotions up until it breaks into one of her "famous" temper tantrums according to Sam and his parents. The tantrums consist of her either releasing her "Cry of the Banshee" nicknamed by Sam, or simply locking herself in a room and refusing anyone entry. Sam and his parents personally prefer her wail than her isolation, since she usually ends up crying. She is a very tactile person, always trying to show her love of life and appreciation to those close to her.

Fears and Flaws: Sage panics easily, but can usually hide it under a calm facade. She admittedly finds most human beings to be selfish untrustworthy beings, and only trusts those who have proven themselves to her. She cannot swim and is terrified of the ocean, despite finding most creatures in the dark waters interesting. She is rather unsociable still due to her grandmother's influence, and highly sensitive to criticism from those her age. She usually accepts criticism from those older with grace, but any sort of criticism from those her age and younger, causes her to become withdrawn and depressed. She rarely initiates situations that might cause her to be scolded, since negative attention to her usually starts flashbacks of her childhood. If it were possible, she would happily live at home, work from home, and never interact with strangers.

History:

She's a miracle baby according to her parents, since her mom has uterine cancer that destroyed her uterus. Her mom, working in the NBE project, was actually healed by the Allspark, which also assisted her to become pregnant. Due to the Allspark's assistance, she was conceived and developed slowly. She is actually part Cybertronian, having been born with a Spark that was immediately Linked to the closest living Cybertronian, Megatron, which in turn Linked her to Optimus Prime. Due to complications, she was born prematurely. Sensing that her developement was flawed, the Allspark willingly sacrificed a shard of itself, giving it to her mom. Her mom, sneaking the shard into the hospital, was able to place the shard in the prenatal unit. With the connection to the Allspark much clearer, she was able to fully develop into a healthy infant. Due to her slowly developing Cybertronian frame, hidden carefully from human detection, her body needed metal supplements and transfusions until she was roughly five, when the frame development abruptly slowed. Going once a month for check-ups after wards that included more transfusions.

As a child, her mom brought her to her lab occasionally, since her dad was on missions and she didn't have a babysitter. During one visit she stumbled on Megatron, which instantly strengthened their Link, causing her great distress from dreaming of his memories. Megatron was trapped in a half-aware state, and was unable to shut her out of his mind, so his memories were shunted to her sleeping mind. A second visit, she stumbled on the Cube itself, which helped her close the Link between her and the titan. Unfortunately, it opened her mind up to others. She began seeing the Sparks of several dead Cybertronians, as well as some stuck in stasis, and due to forming a Link with the Cube itself, she also began seeing possible Sparklings waiting to be born. Her visits to the hospital diagnosed her with the medical prognosis of Dementia, which made her become silent of continuing visions.

When she was six, her parents left her with her paternal grandmother, who was a jealous old hag. Her grandmother mistreated her, causing her to be quiet and unsociable. Due to being in her "care" for three years, she developed a very mature personality and was constantly on guard, only letting a few emotions free from her tightly-constructed mask of calm stoicism. It took Sam and his parents two years to get her to act more like her normal personality. Being a tactile person, she usually would simply come up to friends and family and simply hug them without warning.

At the age of fifteen, her mom reappeared in her life, with the news of her dad's death. She moved in with her mom, caring for her as she studied for her college courses, as well as worked two part-time jobs. One at a fast food restaurant that she absolutely loathed, and one with helping mute and deaf kids. She had learned sign language because of her interest in it, and became very good friends with most of the kids. While working with some kids, she was introduced to Rick, an older brother of a shy girl in her group. Rick in turn introduced her to Jake, their older brother. She instantly became close with Rick and Diane, and was moderately friendly with Jake. She was then surprised when Jake proposed to her, but didn't want her answer until after they'd both gotten their careers set up. She kept the ring on the chain with her dad's dog tags, but for the most part is thinking of turning him down.

At this point in her life, is when she visits Sam to help him with the car he and his dad bought...

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Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 3891 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14081 - Favs: 8,895 - Follows: 8,468 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! Barricade, injured from a fight with Starscream, finds Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. With the other Autobots inbound however, what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - Adult Version on LiveJournal, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse only. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF or DotM.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 198 - Words: 860,749 - Reviews: 4546 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee
Weapon by Jade Tatsu reviews
Sequel to Possession. Lucius' Rebellion failed which saved the Light and now the true battle against the Dark begins. Working with the Order and the Ministry, can Harry remain undetected and keep his promise to his beloved Lord Voldemort? Slash LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 90 - Words: 365,301 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Accumulation of Power by Zyachta reviews
In the Chamber of Secrets, the basilisk venom had already been in his system for several minutes before Fawkes healed him, what if Fawkes was too late ? Super!Harry / Harry/Many / Gray Harry, rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,225 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 3,680 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Fawkes
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Legend of the Guardians: The Redux by Mixmaster226 reviews
Many of us have seen the movie, but what would it have been like if Zack Snyder had combined his alternative plot, with much more material from the original book series..? Rated T for animal violence
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 78,588 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011
A Moments Grace by Roanie reviews
We sometimes are given that one chance to change our lives. Question is how many of us have the guts to do it?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,167 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/4/2009
The Diego Diaries Part Two by arctapus reviews
This is the story of Ratchet and Ironhide's prank war which goes global and intergalactic. It is essentially a humorous/dramatic love story. This is the second part because the first part is giving me fits for uploading. How's that for a crappy summary?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 623 - Words: 1,394,376 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Her Twins by DaemonicKitten reviews
She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 351,736 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 4,839 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 5,549 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
From Start to Finish by WizardsGirl reviews
AU. Har/Tsu. Immortal Master of Death Harry, now named Jayden, meets the magical, thriving world of Pandora. What's a mostly-insane magical-entity to do? SLASH. Will continue with favorable results from reviewers! XP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
For the Boy by Annoying Little Twit reviews
"When you find people who love you like you deserve, forget about us. Forget her, forget your cousin, and forget me. Be happy." He is left with only a note, to find a person he can trust. -Het and Yaoi- Abusive!Dursleys -Slow Paced-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,454 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - [Duo M., Trowa B./No-Name] Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Pride Lord by Kolarthecool reviews
After the final battle, Harry is betrayed by the one he trusted most. Filled with sorrow and anger he transforms into a Hollow, the first in existence. Centuries later a Shinigami by the name of Aizen comes searching. Dark!Harry, Harry/Harribel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,594 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., T. Harribel
A Single GlanceNormal by oh-demoted-short-one reviews
She used to be dead, but when S7 finds a way to bring her back, even though she didn't want to come back, will the autobots be able to save her from herself?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,668 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011
Murphy's Laws of Combat by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Anything that can go wrong will. Even in combat. Especially in combat...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
No Longer Human by WarriorKat21 reviews
I was human once, until a government agency decided my life was no longer my own. stupid goverment. sorry sucky summery i know. rated T for cursing
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,934 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011
Rising Sun, Falling Star by BlueLunacy7 reviews
Sequel to Owls and Larks. ROTF AU: Evil resurrected, living myths, powerful artifacts, possessions and...space herpes? Sam was so not ready for this crap. Sam/Bee. Slightly rewritten due to Dark of the Moon.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,318 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Defining Deviation by Insanity-Red reviews
AU Fem!Harry is a reclusive genius who found a way to combine technology and magic. She breaks into the Department of Mysteries to examine the Veil, only to be sent to another dimension. What's with the giant robots? Set after the war against Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,238 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Harry P.
To Be Prepared by The Ardent Warrior-Poet reviews
This is a "what if" story. What if Takashi bought the "Zombie Survival Guide" a few years before the cannon plot. What if he was a bit obsessed about it, kinda like how Kohta is with guns. What if he trained himself to survive "Them"? Pairings TBD
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Takashi K.
Watching by aniay reviews
Soundwave is watching and when he spots three Autobots he decides to take advantage of the situation. Slash, warnings inside
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Soundwave - Complete
Haja by Loxodonta-Magica reviews
Harry discovers his animagus form in a violent way. Becoming an animagus is never easy, but it may be harder for the Boy Who Survives...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,257 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Glitchhead's Guide to Surviving on Earth by tyrantqueenofcons reviews
Feel like living with Decepticons? Here is a simple rule book on how to...um...live.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
ZSyndrome by Araceil reviews
A holiday to Japan soon turns into a nightmare for Harry when the world ends. Language difficulties, racism, unfamiliarity and lack of trust, not to mention THEM. Its fly and live or fall and... become the enemy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,022 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Takashi K.
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 5,341 - Follows: 2,064 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Monstruo by Lady Salazar reviews
Because he didn't survive. Not really. HPxBleach xover oneshot, arrancar!Harry. Rating for gore and disturbing imagery.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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The Fallen's Mistake reviews
The adventures continue! How will all the changes affect the events of the 2nd movie as we know it? Sage and her family are going to go through some more difficult and troubling events in this sequel to The Past Always Returns.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 1/28 - Barricade, Blackout, Optimus Prime, OC
The Past Always Returns reviews
The Autobots and Cons have to learn to live with the humans now. Sage has to deal with issues from her past, and how her new-found family reacts to those issues. Set between the 1st and 2nd movies. Sequel to A Change In Plans.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,745 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Barricade, Optimus Prime - Complete
Broken reviews
What is broken, can never be as it once was. A girl caught in a whirlwind, falling through the cracks. This is her story. Her shattered thoughts. Her broken view. Even Guardians can fail in their duty. Drift/OC. Prowl/OC. No pairings, no romance. Warning: mental torture.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,852 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2013 - OC, Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Unforgettable Moments reviews
Set after A Change In Plans. A series of moments, funny, loving, pranks, etc, set in my Ashes verse.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011
Our Haven
New Summary: We found a home here on Earth, along with the young organic human race. Though we hid from the majority of them, we were accepted by others. Now we wait and prepare, for a war we know is coming. A war we ran from before. DotM Spoilers.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,716 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011
Perfect reviews
Songfic. Sage can't stand the depression Red Alert falls into, and decides to cheer him up.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Pleasant Frequencies reviews
A songfic with ET by Katy Perry, about Sage getting fed up with not having any personal time to spend with her Chosen, and her first attempt at seduction.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
A Change in Plans reviews
Sam's cousin has always been different. Despite this, she and Sam had always been close. When the Autobots come into the picture, will she allow her beloved cousin to deal with the repercussions of their arrival, or shoulder the responsibility herself?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete