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Joined 04-30-11, id: 2886274, Profile Updated: 06-12-12
Author has written 2 stories for South Park.

South Park. Love it. Live it. Breath it... I like a bunch of pairings and will read almost anything with a good plot, but I have a certain... passion *inhales deeply for effect* ... for EricxKyle.

A few things about me:

I'm way overly dramatic.

I'm kinda pervy.

I'm a caffein addict.

I'm an artist (sort of; I suck).

and... I obsess over things to an unhealthy extent (but if you're on this site you probably know all about that).

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The Evil of Kururu by spontaneous-chibi reviews
Kururu invents a machine that changes Giroro's feelings. Kero/Tama, Giro/Doro, Kuru/Giro, Kuro/Doro, and eventually, Giro/Kuru/Doro WARNING: THIS CONTAINS YAOI, MILD RAPE, AND LOTS AND LOTS OF HOT FROGGIN SEX!
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Giroro, Dororo/Zeroro, Kururu/Kululu
The Constant by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Cartman and Kyle just can't escape each other. They've loved each other, for better or worse, for practically their entire lives. But can they handle it when they're so close to get everything they've wanted? This took me about a week to write and it totally kicked my ass. Kyman. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,367 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Girl by Jakovasaurs reviews
Cartman finds Kyle's diary, and within it, a wealth of incriminating secrets. The only way to keep those secrets from being spread all over the school is to do whatever Cartman wants... and it's a lot more than Kyle bargained for. Kyman, dubcon, extreme humiliation.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Eat You Alive by Animegrl421 reviews
Kyle spends the night with Cartman to play a game. They end up doing more than expected. Oneshot -Warnings: NC-17, S&M play, restraint, biting, breathplay - Kyman, Kyle/Cartman, masochist!Kyle, Sadist!Cartman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Developmental by peoplegrowandchange reviews
Relationships grow and change, no matter how they start. Kululu/Dororo
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Dororo/Zeroro, Kururu/Kululu - Complete
Just Some Test by CrimsonSorrows reviews
Sergeant Major Kululu is an infamous inventor. Corporal Giroro is a hot-headed weapons expert. The duo of them are quite pugnacious, as usual in this typical brains vs. brawl situation, likewise to a cat vs. dog setting. When Kululu has a new experiment to have tested, he calls over none other than Giroro, and things quickly go spiraling out of hand. One-Shot story.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Giroro, Kururu/Kululu - Complete
You Can Keep Your Coat On by Pimpface reviews
Dr Horrible's plan fails and he's captured by Hammer. Looking for a quick escape, Horrible does something they both don't expect and Hammer is more than happy to oblige.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Funk Anthem of the Triple X Groovy by Metamotivation reviews
In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kentacles by Villain reviews
Kyle catches Kenny jacking off to a confiscated video Cartman had taken of Kyle masturbating. Kenny is forced to find new fodder to fuel his fantasies... He gets more than he bargained for. K2, noncon, tentacles
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Infidelity by Metamotivation reviews
"Every act of infidelity starts with doubt. Then comes temptation." Kyle's faith is put to the test when he starts to waver from the promises he's made. He soon finds himself on a dark path that may lead to the very seat of damnation.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,541 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Howl by TheMidnightLemon reviews
After four years of not seeing him Kyle didn't even recognize the incredibly good-looking brunette and now he can't get him out of his mind. Will his haunting fantasies become reality one stormy, summer night? Kyman One-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Märchen: Midwest Arc by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
Completed: Eric finds himself at odds when he's forced to decide between leading his own army of Neo Nazis, or to pursue a very vulnerable Kyle who is determined to fight for his independence after his turbulent break up with Stan. NC-17 Kyman Tophlovski
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 299,390 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Mean Jews Suck by Lady Emzebel reviews
...but nice jews swallow. So, essentially, herein is provided some Kyman fanservice and the Imaginationland scene EVERYBODY secretly wanted. No, don't even try to deny it. You know you wanted it. "Come, pay homage to the Sultan's balls."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Complete Combustion by PurePinkEtiquette reviews
Takes place during World War II. Kyle is brought to Auschwitz, where he meets the sadistic and spiteful SS-soldier Cartman, who makes his life a hell but also provokes feelings he never had before. Cartman x Kyle, VERY EXPLICIT CONTENT - S/M, torture, sex
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,381 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Do No Wrong by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Slight Style! Inspired by Santeria by Sublime. "...without Kyle... your life is empty and hollow." Those words planted the seeds of obsession. Cartman gets what he wants, and he wants Kyle. Stan is in his way... but not for long. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Mitzvah by Cliscia reviews
As Kyle celebrates Passover, so does Cartman, in his own way. Let's make a Kyle seder plate! Ingredients: CartmanxKyle, rape, N/C, and Judaic sacrelege.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
All Fun and Games by sodsta reviews
Cartman has something of Kyle's, but in order to get it back, Kyle has to play the game. warnings for non-con and abuse
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
No Grave is Rich by ttchaku reviews
Kyle isn’t a good soldier. CartmanKyle. Implied StanKyle. Ambiguous consent. Written for Foodstamp’s South Park fanfiction contest.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Training Kyle by BlackDiceGambit reviews
Eric is determined to punish Kyle to the fullest extent of his law. Kyle has no other choice but to bend to Cartman's will and unfortunately for Kyle, its an ordeal he has no choice but to submit to it or pay the price.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
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There's Always a Simple Solution reviews
Kyle's struggles with his love life lead him to drastic measures. Crack-ish.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Kids These Days reviews
Kyle and Cartman get a little too comfortable around Gerald... One-shot, kinda cracky.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete