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Joined 04-30-11, id: 2886312, Profile Updated: 10-14-13

Im CRAZY fun and love yaoi is so cute and all
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my name is Jessica
im 15
im weird and crazy mixed in one and dont care what people say about me
im shy and social at times but more shy
i can always see the good in things and brighten peoples day (most of the time)
im a girl that acts like a tomboy
and love pop rock music people like paramore,blood on the dance floor and fall out boys
thats all i can say on me if you want to talk pm me im always up 4 a good chat.

I hate it when people judge other people before they even get to know them you schould always get to know a person before you judge them.

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I’m a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be ditzy.

I’m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (go against gays and I'll fuck you up! And besides, if I'm going to hell then I'll be partyin up with all the gays down there!!)

I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I’m ATHIEST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I’m a SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem.

I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I’m a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a ‘big one.’

I’m EGYPITIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I’m IN TO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (hmm… does that mean all actors and actresses are gay??)

I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (guys are easier to talk to then most girls are)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I’m COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (One of my best friends is gay and if you fuck with him? I'll fucking rip your balls off and shove em down your god damn throat. No one messes with my friends, especially not my gay one.)

I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I’m a SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong directions.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I’m a STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I’m single, so I MUST be ugly.

I’m a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I’m a punk, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.

I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I’m mixed, so I MUST be screwed up.

I’m MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m in a band, so I MUST be a dork. (hmm… all musicians are dorks than huh?)

I’m BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I’m MORMAN, so I MUST be perfect.

I’m WHITE and I have black friends, so I MUST think I’m black.

I’m GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I’m a HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Hello-- if everyone was like everyone else that would be one boring, fucked up (well even more fucked up), world to live in)

I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I’m on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I’m BI, so I MUST think that every person I see is hot.

I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of friends, so I MUST like to drink and party. (I have never drank any type of alcohol and I absolutely HATE parties)

I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn’t hurt a fly, so I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Damn straight I do, and Damn straight I don’t.)

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink to.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.

I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I absolutely hate big crowds, but I can talk to pretty much anyone)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (haha I laugh at the stupidest things)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I’m a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a cross dresser, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. (aww you think I'm a freak, really!? fuck you then.)

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker. (HELL YES I’M A FANGIRL.)

I watch PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I’m an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. (Unfortunately I have four siblings...)

I’m intelligent, so I MUST be weak.

I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, an arrogant.

I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Wow really?? Hmm I never knew that about me!! Stupid stereotypes.)

I’m a CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I’m QUIET if I don’t know you, so I MUST be emo or anti-social.

I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I’m a CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare.

I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (WOW. Ain’t that the truth??? NOT!)

I WEAR a big sunhat when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I LIKE BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.

I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be and evil person with mental disabilities.

I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIORNMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber-sex.

I’m a PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I’m a PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I’m CONSERVITIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I’m SWEDISH, so I MUSY be a tall blue-eyed lesbian.

I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a loner. (wait... so if your on this site you must like to read right? So if this was true (which it's OBVIOUSLY not) then we are all losers! O.o)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology: therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I’m a WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broom stick.

I LOVE yaoi, so I MUST be gay. (Yaoi is the sexiest thing ever.)

I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic bastard.

I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I’m AUSTRAILIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFARES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with time.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I’m NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

I can’t help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I’m a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. (it really surprises me how some straight guys are so obsessed with themselves that they think all gays want them and are going to drop to their knees with the chance of getting in bed with them. Is that how they think girls are about them?? Cuz if so they're in for a rude awakening.)

I CURSE A LOT, so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems.

I don’t like to TALK ABOUT my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

I hate stereotypes. In my opinion it’s like discrimination, and I HATE discrimination. Don’t be afraid to be who you are. IGNORE WHAT PEOPLE CALL YOU AND HOW THEY EXPECT YOU TO ACT. THEY DON’T DEFINE YOU; YOU DEFINE YOU. Don’t let people tell you that you have to act a certain way because of who you are. YOU chose the way you act! Be who YOU actually are and act the way YOU want to. IGNORE STEREOTYPES!! DO NOT let people tell you how to act because of what you are. (oh by the way you can post my little rant if you want)

YOUR GUY SIDE (put an x that applies to you)

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xIxt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xyou've played with/against boys on a
team.
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.(but they have to be directed okay)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
XYou like going to high school football games.
XYou used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (baseball. I HATE fooball.)
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
XIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL:18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

XYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop
xYou wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
XIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
XUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 11

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I Die & Break by the.actor.by.the.name.of reviews
Finn & Rory won't let anything break them apart. But some force seems to want to mess everything up for the both of them. Includes m/m dating, blood, and bad language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,049 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Finn H., Rory F.
More Then A Bromance? by Rainin' Sunshine reviews
Damian McGinty and Cameron Mitchell take the next step into becoming a true romance. Uses The Glee Project characters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011
Not Demi, but Damian by XxRavenclawPridexx reviews
Kay, what if it was Damian, Cameron dated in HS, and not Demi? **DAMERON**
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2011
Misunderstandings by michiru-fiujimori88 reviews
Wally doesn't want to be late to Robin's and Superboy's party, so he helps Roy get ready and in the process learns a thing or two about his hero and friend. Smut, Roy x Wally, OOC-ness
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
The Pudding Story by ruthieelz reviews
When Seto and Yami get into an argument at school, Seto suggests that Yami comes over to fix the problem. But what happens when Seto has Yami over for a completely different reason? Rated M for Lemon and Language. SetoxYami and slight YugixJoey
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2011 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Stress Reliever by CodyRexBeth reviews
After a difficult mission Wally and Dick find a great way to relieve the stress. WallyXRobin Rated M for yummy lemons! And for fried chicken.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Taste Of You by Rayne Kerrigan reviews
Yami is living the simple life after being separated from the millennium puzzle then Seto calls him into his office. Rated M as a precaution. Finally complete! Happy Ending?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Steam by xXShybutdeadlyXx reviews
Naruto decides to take a nice shower to relax his muscles after a nice days training, but looks like Sasuke has the same idea. Smexy shower smut ahead! Don like don read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Act Of Needing by lettersinthesky reviews
Booth just needed to hear it. Slash. One-Shot turned into ficlettes. Booth/Sweets.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009 - S. Booth, L. Sweets - Complete
my first puppyshipping storey by Yu-Gi-Oh Yaoi Cutie reviews
this is a lemon dedicated to trains girl 94 joey is a girl btw
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
This Is My Chance by nikki7716 reviews
It’s a story you’ve probably heard a million times. The difference? Well, it happened to me. Duke x Tristan LEMON and YAOI *SEQUEL TO THIS IS MY LIFE*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - R. Otogi, H. Honda/Tristan T. - Complete
Wake Up by Haruka Kurosaki reviews
AU Mokuba isn’t a morning person watch as his brother’s figure out a multitude of ways to wake him up… [YAOI]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Noa K./Noah K., Mokuba K.