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Joined 04-30-11, id: 2886497, Profile Updated: 05-16-12
Author has written 8 stories for Loveless, Mortal Instruments, Hunger Games, Dark Visions series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, House of Night, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.


Name: Monica why do you want to know?

Age: 14

Apperarance: I have long chestnut brown hair and almost black eyes.

I am A HUGE fan of L.J.Smith and my favorite book is the Forbidden Game. I love all of her books! I also like ( This is gonna be a big list): The Hunger Games, The Darkest Power, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Eragon, The Fallen, Fallen, Kissed by an Angel, Dark Secrets, Beautiful Creatures, The Mortal Instruments, Clockwork Angel, Avalon High, The Lost Hero,The Kane Chronicles and many, many MORE!!!

I don't really watch T.V and movies.

I am also obsessed with Anime and Manga. I like most of it including: Loveless, Scrapped Princess, Princess Ai, Death Note, D.N. Angel, and more.

Right now I am in love with Blood on the Dancefloor, Green Day and Adam Lambert. They are ALL EXTREMLY HOT!!!!

Feel free to random chat me whenever you want. I get bored.


“My mind is the one sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. Men have tried to breach it before, but I’ve learned to defend it vigorously, for I am only safe with my innermost thoughts. You have asked for the one thing I cannot give, least of all to those two. Do with me what you will, but know this: death will take me before I’ll expose myself to your probing.”

Murtagh to Ajihad. (Eragon, The Inheritance Cycle)

2)I told you, you don’t love a person for their clothes or car. You love her because she sings a song only you can understand.”

James to Poppy. (Secret Vampire, Night World)

3)“You’re beautiful when you hate the world.”

“I don’t hate you.”

“I don’t hate you either.”

Zuko and Mai (Avatar the Last Airbender)

4) "Do something Evil Day Get rid of them!”

“No need to get personal with the names.”

“Would you prefer the Rockin’ Red Reaper?”

Set, Sadie and Carter. (The Throne of Fire, The Kane Chronicles)

5)“Wanna sugar cube?”

Finnick to Katniss (Catching Fire, The Hunger Games Trilogy)

6)“I hate it when pretty girls turn into trees.”

Apollo to Thalia (The Titan's Curse, Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

7) "He was obsessed with...candy. He could never get enough candy.

"You mean drugs?"

"No where were you raised!"



Arthur and a bunch or kids (Arthur the Movie)

8)"I kind of became everyone’s weird uncle. I was drunk all the time wearing a fucking leopard g string."

Billie Jpe Armstrong (Green Day)

9)"What do you mean we walked around in girls clothes? We walked around in dresses and they happened to be ours!

Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day)

I don't mean to try and pick people out, but if you're creeping on my profile, and you happen to live in Drayton Valley, Alberta,Canada OR If you happen to live in Lawn, Newfoundland, Canada, PLEASE message me. I want to see if I know you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (This is where it gets confusing, I have my own values, nut I'm Christian. My dad's Atheist, and I support both religions and my own thoughts.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER (Or use to be), so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (Here's where it gets confusiong again, I'm a emo/goth/punk hybrid)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I think no one good enough for me.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT/Getting A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Actually, there are more people who DON'T support gay rights in my school. I DON'T fit in)

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.(This is actually true for me...)

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE(Much), so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

. I'm EMO, so I MUST only wear black.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

Okay, I don't know where I put this, but my profile picture (When it's uploaded) is of me, in my green wig with UNITY STRIPES!!!

i'm writing a few movels and if you want to read a chapter or two, I can PM you. I NEED feedback...or if you could PM me a critique site I'd be more than happy.

Also, I'm EmoKiss on Fictionpress. If you want to read some of my original stories, then you can search me up on there. :)

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25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,446 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
Ask me anything you like by Enygmass reviews
The gods and Kane's have consented to answering the questions the fellow fans have to ask them. But they can only be characters in the books, understand? Good. So , start asking!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 66,761 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 11/11/2011
Percy Jackson and the House of Night by FlamelsCross98 reviews
Okay, so six students are going to the House of Night to improve human relations. But there's a problem. All six 'students' are demigods! How will Zoey and her friends react? And what happens when a daughter of Aphrodite and Aphrodite La Font meet? *UNDER REWRITE*
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & House of Night - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Percy J., Zoey R.
NotSoHappy Phone Calls by Kinda.Sorta.Insane reviews
Kio gets the Zero pair drunk for a night in hopes of them passing out and settling down, so he can work in peace. Too bad he's at Soubi's apartment. Kio's got some explaining to do. Contest entry for DragonTamer94.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Youji S., Natsuo S. - Complete
A Partridge in a Pear Tree by Mr Obscenity reviews
The zero boys' search for the meaning of Christmas. You should definitely read this. Yes. You.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Youji S., Natsuo S.
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Truth or DareThe Hunger Games Style reviews
Truth or dare with the hunger games characters.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012
Truth or Dare! reviews
Mainlt Hereos of Olympus...all the main characters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Reyna R.
AskThe Loveless Characters! reviews
Talk show with the loveless characters!
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011
Regret reviews
Will regreting not telling Tessa he loves her.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Will H.
Feeling reviews
After Zoe's troiubles happen to her...
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Zoey R.
The Valentine's Day Dilemma reviews
Just a short story about Gabriel deciding what to get Kaitlyn.
Dark Visions series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Complete
AskThe Mortal Instruments Characters! reviews
Mortal Instruments Talk Show!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011
Waiting reviews
A short fic where Soubi is waiting for Ritsuka outside of school. I suck at summarys so please read!
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Soubi A. - Complete