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Joined 11-02-02, id: 288653, Profile Updated: 12-22-07
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, Baldur's Gate, and Harry Potter.

Hi! Welcome to my profile. I know I'm supposed to talk about myself here, but I'm not quite sure what I'd like to say.

If you go to my homepage link you'll find more of my writing, most of it is just fanfiction which I haven't posted here. (Actually, it’s pretty much empty. I just like to pretend that I’m one of those authors that write enough to need one)

I leave of my old stuff up because it reminds me that there is always room to improve my writing skills.

I don’t seem to understand the concept of ‘frequent updates’, and I am sorry for this.

Most of my recent writing has been about Mary Sues. Despite making fun of them I actually don’t hate them. I won’t go so far as to say that I love them but I do find them very interesting.

Also, I feel the need to say that I know I’m being a bit of a hypocrite by making fun of Sue fics. I can hardly hold myself up as a paradigm of perfect writing. I think Siarannia says it all (though I do intend to continue that series someday, I have no excuse).

Like most things in my life the planning of Hermione Granger VS Hermione Mary Sue Granger (because sometimes you just can’t think of a cool title and it was either that or Ho!Mione) has spun out of control and what was once a three chapter story and then a five chapter story has now mutated into something almost unrecognisable and long. Well, not epically long, but longer than anything I’ve ever written for public consumption. I hope to finish the Marietta arc in chapter four and move on to what the title of the fic is really referring to. Marietta is mostly there for me to try to establish something about the powers of the Sues.

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Exitus Acta Probat by JellyBellys reviews
After a series of catastrophic events, Hermione decides to go to the past to stop Tom Riddle. Story includes timetravel, no time turners! Slytherins that aren't evil, romance, betrayal, death, angst, and some comedy thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 107,264 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Saving Prefect Granger by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
What Happens In The End by Summery-ice reviews
A little cliche being a time turner fic, but bare with me and my first ever fic, that said, you know the drill mione gets sent back in time...HG:SB OoTP spoilers. NonHBP or DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,905 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
To Save a Malfoy by SnapeSeraphin reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Harry and Ron free a man who has been the Dark Lord's captive for years and place him in Hermione's care. But who is this mysterious man and how will he effect the lives of the Gryffindors and one Draco Malfoy? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,784 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
After It Rains by pot kettle black reviews
Hermione and Draco accidentally fall back in time while escaping a Death Eater initiation. In the future, Hogwarts is invaded by Voldemort for its own good? Features personable Slytherins, too much plotting, HGTR, DMHG, comedy, drama, and boyBlaise fun
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,596 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
For Reasons Unknown by Lyn Piton reviews
Your typical Time-Turner story...with a few atypical twists. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,337 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Deception & Concealment by KissThis reviews
Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,072 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4020 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4093 - Favs: 4,604 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My Dirty Little Secret by Puck -X reviews
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder; Lucius wants what he sees. Luckily enough for him, Voldemort would be ready to provide him anything as long as he served him. Hermione included.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,144 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Shattered Moments by Rurouni Star reviews
[Sequel to Out of Time] And for every small change, there is another, and another, and another... Hermione goes into fourth year with a misbehaving timeturner and the knowledge that there is a dark future to prevent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,828 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Ends of the Earth by SilverStar24 reviews
Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,214 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Three by Taintless reviews
A time turner story with a difference. Hermione has to team up with Malfoy, in order to convince Tom Riddle that she really is a pureblood. DracoHermioneTom kind of triangle...THE END! Epilogue added due to massive requests!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,532 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Everything I've ever done by duj reviews
COMPLETE! There were likely to be enough cross words when they finally met. For seven years of his teaching, Hermione had had nothing but cross words from him... Life was a puzzle sometimes. SSHG, Nominated for 4th Multifaceteds and Moste Potente Passions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,644 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Draco Malfoy by apathetica reviews
“How does it feel? When she thanks you for saving her life?” Blaise said. Draco’s face twisted, mimicking the tightening of his chest. "Like hell.” Draco said. “Maybe you’ve got a heart after all” Blaise whispered. “That makes one of us.” Draco returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,527 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Toboggan by cagd reviews
What better way to pass the time in the Swiss Alps than sledding? The Fanged Four take on a toboggan with the usual expected results. Caution: involves pantalettes.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Drusilla, Spike - Complete
New Perspective 1 THE CHOSEN by Bellegeste reviews
aka NEVILLE AND THE BOROMETZ. Wracked with doubts after the death of Dumbledore, Hermione and Neville, assisted by the legendary Borometz, embark on a dangerous quest to find Snape and learn the truth. Nominated for two Multifaceted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,089 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Icarus by MarbleGlove reviews
Some successes are only measured in how long you last before falling. Hermione writes a letter and begins a relationship. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,303 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Warrior, Archer, Poet, and Scribe by Rheniel reviews
Time travel. Hermione, Harry, Neville and Draco are sent back in time. There, they have the chance to rewrite history, but not without sacrifice. When they've given everything, is it enough? Or will the Dark Lord reign more terrible than ever before?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,739 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
The Girl Nobody Knows A Soliloquy by Technomad reviews
What if Hermione Granger wasn't Nice at all? This is the POV of a NotNice Hermione on the events of the first five books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Time Revolution by KissThis reviews
Hermione's ritual magick brought back four people from the past to fulfil a prophecy, but they aren't exactly the four she planned on. Are the trio a prehistoric triumverate of power? Will Voldemort be defeated? Love for the Marauders? SBHGRL FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,956 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Homines, Dum Docent, Discunt by kirby russell reviews
Or: "Humans, While They Teach, Learn." One-shot. "He sees the world—or at least some of it—through a different light when he lives with her..." SSHG friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of Time by Rurouni Star reviews
-mild SBHG- Hermione's got a convenient new thing called a timeturner that lets her get to classes in third year. But suddenly, a message from herself has her housing a known convict, and it's not so convenient anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Firewhisky by Rurouni Star reviews
[SBHG][oneshot] Hermione has never been drunk before. It's an astonishingly embarrassing experience. [slight AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Another Marauders Story by Severity reviews
Poking fun at the cliche Marauder fics. Featuring: Angst!Snape, Travel-through-time-promiscuous!Hermione, Sexy!Sirius, Concience!James, Pimp!Remus, and Cardboard-Cutout!Peter Wo0t! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
The Nameless One by Elf Eye reviews
Legolas goes on a quest to find out who he truly is. Repost broken into chapters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,825 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Legolas, Gandalf
Kiss the Girl by Fleur the First reviews
*FINISHED 4/16!* Everybody knows Ron is hung up on Hermione. After a considerable bit of whining, and some threats on Harry's part, a select group of people come together to play the chaotic came of matchmaking, much to Ron's chagrin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,393 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Odd Couple by Bless-Bunneh reviews
Hermione and Draco, involved in a magical accident end up tied wrist to wrist with magic sting? This sort of stuff happens at Hogarts! How will these two learn to get along when forced to live in each others pockets? CONCLUDED! ^__^
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco Got Run Over By A Bludger by Principessa reviews
Just a little holiday fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Draco M.
The Rantings of Miss Hermione Granger, Prefect by Auror Lupin reviews
Hermione Granger has stumbled upon some of our fan fiction works. And she is not at all pleased by what she finds...Inf act she has a lot to say about it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Hermione G.
Bagenders: Series 2 by Lady Alyssa reviews
The long awaited sequel...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 9/19/2002
The Awakening by Quijote3000 reviews
An innocent boy walks through the Candlekeep, while Bhaal's essence lurks ready to manifest
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2002 - Complete
Tears by Smeagol reviews
Hurdling down. Right before the seething heat that would consume his flesh and let free his soul to fly away, washed clean of the past, memories. Memories and emotions, flooding like a river. The creature called Gollum began crying as he fell, all his
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2002
This Is Your Time by Rainchild reviews
Neville-centric. A boy fighting against himself learns that everything was already there to start with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Bagenders by Lady Alyssa reviews
*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
The True Bounty Of Yoshimo by Guardian1 reviews
All dogs - and cute thief traitors - go to heaven. Note - this fanfic does not contain plot, sense, or literary value.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2001
Boggart Truth by D.M.P reviews
A short story that takes place during the Prisoner of Azakaban... how Lupin discovered the boggart in the wardrobe and a bit more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2000 - Remus L., Severus S.
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Hermione Granger VS Hermione Mary Sue Granger reviews
A parody of that which was never sacred. Hermione’s attractive American Cousin is coming to Hogwarts! It only gets worse from there. The story is almost as good as the title is bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,228 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Hermione G., OC
Siarannia 1 reviews
The first in what will hopefully be a series about a Bhaalspawn. It features baby Siarannia, Gorion, and a pair of exiled elves. You might just end up liking it.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
Fate and Luck reviews
I don't know what I'm writing this for but it can't hurt to read it. It should only take up a little of your time. Oh, and MarySue dies. I haven't really mentioned MiddleEarth yet, but I'll get there, its the basic plot of 'people get thrown into MiddleEa
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005
Journalistics reviews
This being my first contribution to the fandom I’m rather anxious about it. I don’t quite know what it is, I suppose the autobiography of one CHARNAME for the first chapter. I thought it was good. revised
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/8/2005
From a Nazgul's Perspective reviews
I got the idea somewhere that the Nazul might not want to serve Sauron and might not be really evil. Here it is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2002
The Middle Earth Double Feature Palantir show reviews
Well... Um this is my first time ever writing something so... This is Rocky HorrorLOTR. It's only really the first song due to my habit of abandoning things so... I hope you like it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2002