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I read all your wonderful stories off of my phone and it doesn't like to tell me that i receive messages from people. therefor I would like to apologize for never answering you

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A Cold Wind by Toa Artfull reviews
In a small village, a girl goes to pay her respects to a particular Deity. Soon after her life is drastically changed, as she finds out she had been Snow-Kissed… Goddess!Elsa, Town-girl!Anna Based off of head-cannons from Tumblr.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,106 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Anna, Elsa
Aut Vincere Aut Mori by lysachan reviews
AU fic set in ancient Rome. Regina, a Vestal priestess, crosses paths with a mysterious gladiator. Suddenly, her life is not quite the same. Historical!Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,504 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Battle of Frozen Hearts by smiggers reviews
[AU] Arendelle's Army, led by Grand Marshal Elsa Frost is preparing for war. As advised by his officials, the King sends his only daughter and heir to the throne, Anna in his stead for the upcoming battle. How long would it take before Anna realises that Elsa was more than just the fearless leader of the army? [Elsanna, not incest] Cover by the amazing Lorelei.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,513 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
With The Tide by Excalibur's Scabbard reviews
When pirate Captain Emma Swan is offered a hefty amount of gold as a reward to capture Princess Regina Mills, who escaped to sea a day before she was to marry a powerful man, it is an opportunity she cannot resist taking. Medieval Pirate Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,246 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Tainted Roses by edean13 reviews
Regina is the head of the Mafia. Emma is her hit woman. Very AU. Rated for an eventual mature theme.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,936 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Dear Miss Gorgeous by TimmyTam0907 reviews
Found on tumblr - Anna is a pizza delivery girl and she delivers pizza to the same house to the same tall and fair stranger whom is the most gorgeous woman she has ever seen. One day, she writes a note to the gorgeous stranger on the inside of the lid and the next time the stranger replies back to her with a note hidden in the money given.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Two to the Chest by RedBeautySkimmonsFTW reviews
AU Emma, Belle, and Aurora are agents called upon to go undercover to infiltrate and take down Regina and her two henchwomen, Ruby and Mulan... Their undercover mission causes them to fall just a bit too deep …. AN: Reviews welcome
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,559 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Belle/Lacey - Complete
An Odd Night by StorySongs reviews
Slightly AU. Alexander returns home to his wife to find her vampires acting... oddly. A little bit of bonding ensues.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Alexander, Alucard, Integra, Seras - Complete
Skadi by 4mation-is-1derful reviews
She was a daughter. She was a sister. She was a princess. She was a Queen. Now? Now, she is a goddess. (Elsanna)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] Olaf, Marshmallow - Complete
The Devil Within by Luxor Nautalis reviews
Swan Queen, AU, set in FTL: "When I was a child," Emma began, her voice sounding more genuine and human than it had since their reunion began. "You used to talk to me about true love...the magic of it, the poetry of it. I yearned for that as a child. I wanted someone to love as you two loved each other." Dark, including Evil!Emma and Evil!Regina. Warnings inside!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,913 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
John's TiMER by SariauChan reviews
John Watson was convinced into getting the latest gadget. The TiMER counts down to the moment he meets his soul mate. Good thing he doesn't have to wait too long.
Crossover - Sherlock & TiMER - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - John W. - Complete
The Stark Spectaculaire by EverFascinated reviews
Tony Stark, ringleader and creator of the Stark Spectaculair - a top notch traveling circus in the steam powered year of eighteen sixty-eight, has many strange employees, but one in particular has sparked his interest: a European magician hounded by strange rumors. Loki Liesmith provides quite a distraction even as the shadows of Tony's past come creeping back for a second round.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Baby Mine by Resonae reviews
Clint gets a face full of alien ooze, turning him into a tiny two year old. Steve and Tony may be enjoying this change a little too much. Basically a pot full of honey-fluff.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Today And Every Day by writetherest reviews
Emma just rolled her eyes. "I can't believe that everyone in town is going to pretend to be married to someone of the same sex. And I also can't believe that you have me married to Regina!" / Ruby's still playing matchmaker and this time, Emma and Regina end up married for the day.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,924 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
The Tale of the Postits by rustyliver reviews
H.G. is away and leaves a bunch of post-its for Myka.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Myka B., Helena G. W. - Complete
Wake Up and Smell the Pancakes by Ayra Sei Ethari reviews
Kinkmeme prompt: In one universe, Erik left Charles. In another, he stayed. So what happens when the two Eriks get switched? "At first, Erik thinks he's dreaming. Then he realizes that this is Charles. Who is not paralyzed. And KISSING him."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,686 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Once upon A Fairytale by Spiritual Stone reviews
Link screamed as his legs snapped cleanly in two, his spine twisted and jerked, shoulder-blades jutting out the wrong way, body rippling and bursting with flames of agony, and his scream turned into a wolf's howl as he was mercilessly dragged away. SHINK
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,176 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Link, Sheik - Complete