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Joined 04-30-11, id: 2886692, Profile Updated: 10-27-11
Author has written 1 story for One Tree Hill.

Age: not able to drink, able to smoke

Sex: yes please

Orientation: I thought I was straight, and then I discovered femslash

Location: one of those little rocks in the pacific ocean

Mood: endlessly horny

Im out of clever things to say...

(STOLEN FROM SEDDIECONECTION)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
(for those who have the pleasure of knowing me… we can all laugh together)

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
(well, to honest… that one might be true)

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
(born and raised a Christian, my dad is actually a pastor. Can you imagine just how disappointed in me he is. Oh well, I never really liked him anyway)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
(ok so I smoke weed… Jesus.)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
(black is my favorite color. And also green. Then yellow. Then red. I hate blue. Im not sure why Im writing this.)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
(Wow.)

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
(haha. Im not)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
(That can sure feel true at times… God I hate school.)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
(I just simply have no fashion sense.. ha)

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be with them all. (If you're a girl)
(I don’t get along with girls, theyre petty and annoying. Guys are so much easier.)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy)

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
(Only a ¼ Nazi)

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm CUBAN , SO I MUST smoke CIGARS

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
(Being black got you like 30 things to bold. We Hawaiians only got one! Racists!)

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
(Hey, I get straights A’s and have an 18 credit hour schedule. The weed helps.)

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
(and I’d kick all your asses too>)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
(haha that ones my fav)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
(I prefer the more casual stuff. Guys are really only good for one thing right. And its sitting between their legs.)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
(UGH, I don’t steal! I am a stoner though.)

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
(I assume this is talking about being mixed race. Im not sure though)

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
(Fuck that.)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
(It’s the people who are exactly like everyone else who are the loosers)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
(I believe that.)

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
(Fit in? I get into so much shit over gay rights its amazing. Im pretty sure I go so hard with it just because I love to argue.)

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
(I prefer small intimate circles, one where a joint is being passed to the left.)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
(My dry sense of humor has gotten me into a lot of trouble. Im not allowed at funerals anymore.)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
(Its not my fault if everyone else is wrong!)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
(Again with the bitch stuff, I get it already sheesh!)

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
(Hey! Comics are cool!!!)

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
(What can I say? Im a bit voyeuristic and always horny.)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
(That makes no sense)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
(I like this one. Its funny)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
(Or perhaps awesome. People who have a natural writing talent have a head up on everyone else.)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
(Long before vampires became this fad I was obsessed with them. FUCKING TWILIGHT MADE IT NOT COOL ANYMORE! I HATE WHOEVER CREATED THAT STUPID FRANCHISE)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
(Every time I try for the accent it comes out Irish. Goddamn it!

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
(Popular.. hah)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I iCHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
(Okay, so that’s ones true.)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
(that one too)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
(I am a loner. I love it)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
(I live in America, of course I disagree with my government!)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
(Hey, I might be. Who knows. But I am far too obsessed with femslash to be completely straight)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
(aren’t we all)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
(it keeps me young)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
(I can see how that could be true, I know quite a few people who fall into this category)

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
(like I said… who knows)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (I grew up with guys. I was taught to bottle it up and wait for it to explode at the most inappropriate times.)

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Of Fire by FeiFei08 reviews
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Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 208,906 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Azula, Ty Lee
Adgressi Draconis by The Potless Stoner reviews
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Something new Something different by mizattitude14 reviews
My name is Haley James. I'm a nobody, and I'm crushing on a somebody. Can one assignment change a person's entire life?
One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,703 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Brooke D., Haley J.S.
Three Is Not Company by TracyCook reviews
Peyton is in love with Brooke, but she knows that she has no chance because Brooke is in Love with Haley, and Haley is in love with Nathan right? Lol Drama! But it will end up being Brooke/Haley pairing! Baley! Pachel! Femslash!
One Tree Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,819 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Brooke D., Haley J.S.
Season Three Revised by TracyCook reviews
This is a rewrite of the third season, basically told as Brooke and Haley really have feelings for each other, but have been hiding it. Will the truth come out though? What will happen with Nathan? Their friends? Family? Brooke/Haley Baley! femmslash eventually.
One Tree Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,665 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Brooke D., Haley J.S.
The Things She Gave by who1roman4 reviews
She gave what was asked of her, but she didn't always understand why. Dark. Rated M for Sexual Content ch 1 esp. , and dark themes in later chapters. R&R please.
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The slumberparty by CaseyJr reviews
The girls are having a slumberparty Brooke, Peyton, Anna, Haley and play truth or dare and I never. Peyton and Anna are a pair and when they play truth or dare it's revealed that Brooke is the only one who never kissed a girl. Will it stay that way?
One Tree Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Brooke D.
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azula and ty lee. in the Fire Nation, a bargain struck is a bargain kept; the Princess loves not wisely but too well.
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Once Upon a Tree Hill by SumrBrezze reviews
Here is a story loosely based around a classic fairy tale. Can you guess which one?
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White Cherry Women by YoyoWarrior reviews
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Their weakness, The Princess's harem by who1roman4 reviews
Azula finds an intoxicating new sort of power
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All the things we said by WickedLucy reviews
In moments like this you don’t care about what’s best for you. You do whatever it takes to keep that person around. Cause you still hope that maybe one day they’ll look at you differently, and you’ll get everything you’ve always wanted. Breyton.
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A View From The Outside by GilliganKane reviews
I was just an outside observer. I didn't know anything about them: thier names, where they were from. But I knew one thing for sure.
One Tree Hill - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Brooke D., Haley J.S. - Complete
What the hell just happened? reviews
Set right after Dan's 'kiss my ass party.' Brooke goes to apologize and things get heated. Rated M for sexy stuff.
One Tree Hill - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,302 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Brooke D., Haley J.S.