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Hi. I've been a member here for a while, but I haven't really done much with the site, besides reading stories. I'm still learning my way around here, but I'm hoping in the future, that maybe I'll be able to get off of my lazy butt and actually write down some of the ideas floating around in my head to make a story, but until then I've decided that I'm willing to be a Beta (I can't register as one though because I haven't written enough. If you'd like me to Beta for you though, I'd certainly be willing to take a 'test' or whatever before you accept me so I can prove myself to you).
By the way, feel free to skip down to the bottom if you don't want to, or get tired of reading all the stuff in my profile, but if you need a little pick me up, I'd suggest you read through it, or at least read through some of it. :) Remember, you are never alone. There's always SOMEONE out there who likes SOMETHING that you like too.
I'm mostly interested in betaing for fics in the following categories:
but I'm willing to consider anything if you send me an idea or overview of where you want to go with it.
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.
I promise to remember Bella each time I carelessly fall down, (that is quite often for me)
And I promise to remember Emmett every time there's a huge boom,
This is for all of you out there who have been torn down by a sterotype at some point in your life
Copy and paste this into your profilewith the things that fit you in bold
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Yeah, can't deny this one sadly, well for the most part anyway.)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I'm not.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (I don't.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I try not to.)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (I've never been told any of this is true.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Definitely not true, I'm one of the most optimistic people you'll meet.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Nope, not true.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Definitely NOT true. Actually this is really far from the truth.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Nope, I'm just me, sorry to disappoint ya!)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I don't think I am.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Unfortunately I am on the larger side, but it's not because I eat lunch.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I tend to think this, but I have low self-esteem, so... take that for what you will.)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I like to think of myself as unique)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (Well, sweets are my kryptonite.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I''M ON A DANCE TEAM, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (I'm naïve, but it's not because I'm young, I just like to see the innocence in the world.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (It's not that I don't like the sun, but the sun doesn't like me.)
I AM A FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Nah. Crazy... yes, obsessed... occasionally, stalker... nope.)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (Not really, I'm not the strongest, but I can bench like 150 lbs.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I may be obese, but I'm not loud-mouthed or arrogant.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Nope, I try to help the planet.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (I don't even know what this one is. LOL.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (Recycling is pretty normal now...)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (I'm against abortion, but not because I'm conservative.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Is that what you don't have friends... it's only because I have trust issues, not because I like to read.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Sadly, aren't we all...)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (I'm pretty sure my being an outcast has nothing to do with not cursing.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Nope, I just like things to be right. Can't really help that.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (I'm not stupid.)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I like wolves so I MUST BE A WEREWOLF. (Man, I totally wish I were!!!)
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, go to your page and copy the whole thing!! :)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, .i.love.the.emo.corner., Swimming Cutie xox, Wolf-Girl-Team-Jake-Junkie-91,