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Name: I like being called Saori :3 But you can also call me CrazyChick, Your Majesty, Maggie, God aaaaaaaaand ... Peanut! XD
Age: I blow my candles on September 24th
Likes: Music, Anime, Animals, My Computer, Writing, Reading, And a whole lot of other stuff!
I know I may not be a very good writer, in fact I'm well aware I screw up words/sentences and make stuff either boring or just plain hard to understand. But please bear with me, since I'm still learning! I really appreciate reviews and criticism! Makes my day! :D
I have some info i'd like to share with you!!! :D
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
DON'T DO DRUGS!
QUIT DANCING ON CLOUDS PEE!
INSANITY IS HEALTHY!
I LOVE CHOCOLATE//COOKIES//CAKES// EVERYTHING SUGARY THAT DRIVES ME INSANE!!! 8D
I AM A PROUD ANIMANIAC!!!!
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ORDINARY PEOPLE!
THERE IS NO GOD!!! (No offense for those who believe! >:O Suck it up, we know your strong, believers!! But don't kill us...)
Where was i? Oh yeah...
I PAIR HINATA WITH EVERYBODY!!!
YURI IS ADORABLE, YAOI IS HOT!
I AM NOT ENGLISH/AMERICAN!
FOX TV SHOWS ARE FUNNY!
FRUITS ARE DELICIOUS!
SPONGEBOB IS WEIRD BUT I STILL LIKE HIM!
YOU CAN'T SPELL SLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER!
takes a deep breath* Ok I think that's all... Hope you heard me, cause i don't want to have to scream like THAT again. (Yeah, caps lock means screaming, DEAL WITH IT BIATCH!)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, GaaraCutie, Poetperson93, BleedingSaro, WolfChibi-Chan, Zuki Uchiha,Oodama Rasengan, Shadow Predator, Masaki Jamie, Hinakunoichi, Storm0Wolf, Oh My Glob, CrazyChickxD
If you love anime, copy this to your profile.
If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie, SkywardShadow, Gaaras1Girl, Hail-Knight, ShinoAndMe, KariandNole, Shiroi Maroboshi!!, VampireWolfGirl,AKATSUKICHIBI789, IceCrystal7, Aurora1495,neko-sasuke123, Oh My Glob, Saorii-Sama
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you,MartaSwan, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways. Blue eyed vampwolf, Lexbro95, MosukeHinata, Saorii-Sama
Dear parents, Jasmine was in a relationship with a homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Ciderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taugh to be rebel since a young age. Copy and paste this into your profile, if you have ever done any of these things.
If you hate the parings Itasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku, COPY THIS
You know you live in the year 2010 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "to" and "too". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "their", "they're", and "there". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you are random, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think your house is haunted, copy and paste this into your profile.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, BlackwolfJaganshilover, Shadowess 88, KuramaKitty, karamoonchild, Lexbro95, MosukeHinata, Saorii-Sama
Somebody, for the love of God, copy and paste this onto your profile if you don't think Harry Potter is the best thing since sliced bread so I know I'm not alone!
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Post this on your profile to make someone smile!
Ways to annoy/scare people in an elevator:
1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
(This is a story I found)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
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When I'm quiet, strangers look at me and think I'm shy... People who know me yell out: OMG! She's thinking! EVERYBODY RUN!!!
Today, I decided that I want to be a ninja when I grow up. I Googled "Ninja School" to see where I can be professionally trained in the art. I followed a link that said Ninja School, and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn't.
Violets are red,
Roses are blue,
In SOVIET RUSSIA,
POEM WRITES YOU!
Girl *age 6* : "Mom, you look pretty today. :)"
Mom: "Thank you, honey :)"
Girl *age 16* : "Mom, you look pretty today. :)"
Mom: "What do you want?"
GIRL FACTS: When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand. When a girl is quiet millions of things are running through her mind...
A husband and a wife were setting up a password for their new computer. The husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the floor laughing because it said "Error, not long enough"
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a desert road on a motorcycle...
GIRL: "Slow down, we're going too fast. I'm scared!"
BOY: "Come on, don't worry. I know what I'm doing, you're having fun right?"
GIRL: "NO. Please stop! I'm really scared!!!"
BOY: "Then tell me you love me."
GIRL: "I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down!"
BOY: "Give me a hug."
GIRL HUGS HIM*
BOY: "Can you help me out here? Take my helmet off me and put it on you? It's really bugging me."
In the paper the next day... A motorcycle has crashed into a building due to break failure. Two people found, but only one survived. TRUTH...halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know...instead he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant he would die... that's TRUE LOVE
Guy: Say silk.
Guy: Say it 5 times.
Girl: Silk, silk, silk, silk, silk.
Guy: Spell silk.
Guy: What do cows drink?
Girl: Milk! Ha! You didn't fool me!
Guy: Actually they drink water.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this...
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, and an "if" in life. And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.
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