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Author has written 6 stories for Invader Zim, Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Z, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!


Hello, and welcome to my profile! As you can probably tell I love glitter, and in addition nail polish, Invader Zim, Harry Potter, Dragon Ball, and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Feel free to check me out and leave me a message! Peace! =D

Don't click here!

Favorite quote of all time:

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it


Dragon Ball Pact:
"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are - a true Saiyan!"


You say vampires, I say SAIYANS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say AKIRA TORIYAMA!

You say Bella and Edward, I say VEGETA AND BULMA!

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM GETA!

You say Bella, I say BULMA!

You say Jacob, I say KAKAROT!

You say Forks, I say THE UNIVERSE!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

DBZ PWNZ!

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when I slapped myself just to make sure I wasn’t dreaming an insanely good dream, and didn’t wake up. Crazy is when you're losing a staring contest and decide to slap your opponent. Crazy is when you suddenly burst out laughing and shake your head when someone asks you what's so funny. Crazy is when you think it's funnier to jump around than to walk. Crazy is when you shove your locker close with a kick, even if your hands are empty. Crazy is when you close a book suddenly because the topic got too damn exciting. Crazy is when you decide to say "Meine Führer", trying to convince people that you know German. Crazy is when you walk around in the rain even when everyone is inside the building staring at you. Crazy is when you jump onto your friends back suddenly, specially when you know they can't lift your weight. Crazy is when someone is talking and you suddenly interrupt saying things like, "Did you know North Korea is not on Google Maps?". Crazy is when you change the language you're speaking right in the middle of a fight to see if the other person lets you win. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.


99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Homophobia sucks! re-post if you think so too

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Anime-Kunoichi, YuYuInufreak332, Mistress Persephone, HaLoCo, Mrs Cullen for Life, Mimi-Love-4Ever,walks-with-nose-in-book, Paramore-Is-A-Band-People,KoOlKaTmEoW13, Saiyansweetheart, glittergirl73.

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you look at your friend and you both laugh for no apparent reason, copy and paste this to show you guys are crazy!

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very flirtatious.
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget about the fruit! xD

- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.

- Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

- Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

- I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder

Look at #1, and continue with the fun!

(1) IMPORTANT! Look at number 5
(2) (I like doing this XD) Look at 7
(3)Sorry...look at number 9
(4) You will never believe it! Number 11
(5) Now look at number 3
(6) Ok ok! Look at number 10
(7) OMG! Look at number 4
(8) I just wanted to say hi :) now I'm done
(9) Once again...look at number 2
(10) Now look at number 8
(11) I dare you to look at number 6

5 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some m

oney backThe boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart...

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

As scary as it is, people can try to hurt people badly. It's just so terrible I don't understand sometimes..this is so wrong...so it just kinda freaked me out. I dont really believe this but i am superstitous. :( SOOO SCARY!! Click here to I dont believe this, but i got goose bumps. A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to prupose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled "I am breaking up with you, you awful ...!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ...life! DUMB...!!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah's exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless ...and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died you have 13 minutes! Repost this or you will die! add a discription. scared the hell outta me

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Poor Vegeta.)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a Facebook, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, Pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, Crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, NaruHinaxNejiTen, Naruhina-Fanboy-Devlin, GravityTheWizard, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos, Azazel Kingetsu A.K.A Aza-chan,SoupieLuv, YaoiGirly, glittergirl73

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. Mine are in BOLD.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm Emo, so I must cut my wrists.

I'm aloner, so I must take anti-depressants.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm blonde, so I must be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a religion, so I must be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love talking, copy and paste this into your profile.

Congrats! You made it to the fanfictions! If you have an extremely long profile, copy and paste this to the bottom of it!

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Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sick At Heart by Scarlett-sama reviews
Sequel to Silent Games! Amaimon has set his sights on a new target, Renzou Shima. With the stakes higher than ever, will Yukio make it to save Shima's life; or will his sensei watch him die? NOW COMPLETE!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,755 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Yukio O., R. Shima - Complete
Pandemonium by StarUchiha reviews
Even despite how bad everything was getting in her own time, she didn't want her mission to end,sure, humanity would be safe, but everything she had gained from the three 21st century teenagers she had come to love would be gone; CG/Luis
Future Is Wild - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,536 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - CG, Luis
Hell Frozen Valentine by Kyoshi-Angel of Artisan reviews
Something that I thought up while working last night Discription inside. Rated M for rape.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Piccolo, Gohan - Complete
Hormone Killers by Dirkje reviews
The secret behind Fran's emotionlessness. And then Bel, not knowing what they are, steals them away from him. 'So froggy. Who do you take pictures of when they sleep' B26 26B BelFran M for mentions, but nothing explicit.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Fran, Belphegor - Complete
Monster by StarProphecy7279 reviews
Italy pays a visit to Germany in the midst of of World War Two only to find the man he once loved has been replaced by a monster
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Truth Shall Set You Free by caffeinekitty reviews
Honesty isn't always the best policy. Especially when perverted doctors have a hand in it.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Say It by StainedWithBlackInk reviews
Just a little Shizaya about giving in to the most terrifying thing our world has to offer. Major angst and fluff!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Wrong Thing To Do by Pandaleski reviews
Gohan gets sudden urges for a certain purple-haired prince. But it's wrong. Trunks is only 8 and Gohan is...well, he's a hell of a lot older than that! Shota. Reposted from another account. My first fic.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,331 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Gohan, Trunks - Complete
Our First Time by FrostedTea reviews
Germany/Italy Fluff. Germany has troubles trying to show his feelings for Italy, it's hard taking love a step further. Rated for smex in the 2nd chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Beating the Heat by Yaoi Scribe reviews
Raditz finds a box of popsicles in the freezer. Somehow, he knows what Vegeta intends on doing with them. Yaoi warning!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Vegeta, Raditz - Complete
My Way by Amaterasu Masami reviews
Goku is a secret agent and is chosen to protect Vegeta from a new threat Frieza. Vegeta seems to be enjoying this sexy guy and feeling begin to grow as the danger escalates. Will they live to create a relationship? Hope you enjoy.This is a yaoi.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Seen Through Closed Eyes by ASifFiction reviews
Mokona had always seen something between them; but when it happened, he didn't see anything at all. What he heard, however, was enough to make him go "Meyko!". DouWata oneshot, yaoi. By request.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Saiyan Heat by YaoiBatman reviews
Gohan and Vegeta both realize they love each other, but are to afraid to tell. What happens when Gohan goes into heat?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Vegeta, Gohan - Complete
An Angel's Return by kongetsume reviews
Warning: DBGT ending spoiler! Post GT: After the incident, Vegeta is not doing a great job coping with Goku's decision. Many years later on a raining night, a force drives him to the last place Goku was ever seen. What will await him there? GV Yaoi
Dragon Ball GT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Goku S., Vegeta - Complete
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Memoirs of a Slut: How the Mustang was Domesticated reviews
Roy Mustang, in a committed relationship? Impossible right? Apparently not! Roy Mustang's first person look back at his promiscuous lifestyle, and the short little blondie that reigned in the wild Mustang. Warnings: Yaoi, Roy/Ed, fluff if you squint, cursing, sexual references, Roy being Roy. Read and review, flames will be used to roast marshmallows!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Breaking Point reviews
The only thing Goku could never defeat was Vegeta's pride. It wasn't healthy for him, but he never listened. Goku, however, finds a new tactic to try after reading a passage from one of Chichi's yaoi romance novels. Chapters 2 and 3 will be the same story from different POV's. Lemon, Yaoi, G/V. R&R, flames will be used to grill burgers.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Goku, Vegeta
Melted Ice Cream reviews
No where near as kinky as title suggests! While making her way home from the store on an incredibly hot day, Glitter hears voices as she passes an alley way. What she finds when she pears in surprises and pleases her. Yaoi, lemon, 17/Trunks.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Android 17, Trunks - Complete
Frieza:Totally Owned reviews
Written for Wisteria22's self-insert challenge. References to her story "The Real DBZ". Glitter finds herself in HFIL. While thinking of how she got herself there, a certain villan crosses her path. T for language. Full summary inside A/N.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Frieza - Complete
Have Mercy reviews
He was always such a pain, but when he looked up at me with those tear filled, terrified wide eyes, I knew i had to help him. WARNING: yaoi,graphic rape, possible smut, tons of fluff. R&R don't like don't read
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Blind Date reviews
Apparently it was the hottest new party game-Blind Date- lock two random people in a pitch black room for 20 minutes and see what happens. WARNING: yaoi, lemon, drinking and drug mention, cursing both magical and non EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete