Author has written 6 stories for Invader Zim, Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Z, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
Hello, and welcome to my profile! I am a well-rounded nerd with a love for anime, sci-fi, and horror. I'm a complete otaku so I won't even bother listing my fandoms there. I love Marvel, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. I'm a super saiyan that will be waiting for her Hogwarts letter until the day she sails to Valinor.
Feel free to check me out and leave me a message! Peace! =D
Favorite quote of all time:
-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
Dragon Ball Pact:
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when I slapped myself just to make sure I wasn’t dreaming an insanely good dream, and didn’t wake up. Crazy is when you're losing a staring contest and decide to slap your opponent. Crazy is when you suddenly burst out laughing and shake your head when someone asks you what's so funny. Crazy is when you think it's funnier to jump around than to walk. Crazy is when you shove your locker close with a kick, even if your hands are empty. Crazy is when you close a book suddenly because the topic got too damn exciting. Crazy is when you decide to say "Meine Führer", trying to convince people that you know German. Crazy is when you walk around in the rain even when everyone is inside the building staring at you. Crazy is when you jump onto your friends back suddenly, specially when you know they can't lift your weight. Crazy is when someone is talking and you suddenly interrupt saying things like, "Did you know North Korea is not on Google Maps?". Crazy is when you change the language you're speaking right in the middle of a fight to see if the other person lets you win. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Homophobia sucks! re-post if you think so too
-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes
-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried
- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.
- Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
- I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.
5 Truths of Life
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Poor Vegeta.)
If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a Facebook, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide
A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
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