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Joined 05-01-11, id: 2888458, Profile Updated: 08-11-15
Author has written 6 stories for Invader Zim, Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Z, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hello, and welcome to my profile! I am a well-rounded nerd with a love for anime, sci-fi, and horror. I'm a complete otaku so I won't even bother listing my fandoms there. I love Marvel, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. I'm a super saiyan that will be waiting for her Hogwarts letter until the day she sails to Valinor.

Feel free to check me out and leave me a message! Peace! =D

Favorite quote of all time:

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

Dragon Ball Pact:
"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are - a true Saiyan!"

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when I slapped myself just to make sure I wasn’t dreaming an insanely good dream, and didn’t wake up. Crazy is when you're losing a staring contest and decide to slap your opponent. Crazy is when you suddenly burst out laughing and shake your head when someone asks you what's so funny. Crazy is when you think it's funnier to jump around than to walk. Crazy is when you shove your locker close with a kick, even if your hands are empty. Crazy is when you close a book suddenly because the topic got too damn exciting. Crazy is when you decide to say "Meine Führer", trying to convince people that you know German. Crazy is when you walk around in the rain even when everyone is inside the building staring at you. Crazy is when you jump onto your friends back suddenly, specially when you know they can't lift your weight. Crazy is when someone is talking and you suddenly interrupt saying things like, "Did you know North Korea is not on Google Maps?". Crazy is when you change the language you're speaking right in the middle of a fight to see if the other person lets you win. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Homophobia sucks! re-post if you think so too

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.

- Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

- I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.

5 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Poor Vegeta.)

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a Facebook, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide

A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend.


10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Congrats! You made it to the fanfictions! If you have an extremely long profile, copy and paste this to the bottom of it!

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Love has a Learning Curve by Scotch reviews
I always dread the day some random woman whose name I don't even know is going to come harassing me for child support and actually manage to pass a paternity test. What I didn't expect was that I'd be the one getting knocked up. It would be so easy to blame Loki, but he's a wreck and I'm not that that much of a jerk. Well, mostly. What have I gotten myself into now...?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,039 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
This One Time… by elarielf reviews
From cgkinkmemeii. PROMPT: Lelouch's parents send him to a Christian summer camp where Suzaku is a counsellor hoping to force the gay out of him. Lelouch decides having gay sex there is the perfect revenge. Explicit, M/M, blackmail, acceptance issues, semi-public sex, mild exhibitionism, bible quotes
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,256 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Disgusting by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Ed gets jealous. Really, really jealous. Al, on the other hand, is mostly worried about the knife Ed is holding. -Rated for bad language (angry Ed, come on), stupidity, and non-explicit yaoi. PART 2 INSIDE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
It Has Come To This by TheTwentyTwo reviews
A spar between Goku and Vegeta leads to something they have waited so very long for. A short poem, enjoy.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Sick At Heart by Scarlett-sama reviews
Sequel to Silent Games! Amaimon has set his sights on a new target, Renzou Shima. With the stakes higher than ever, will Yukio make it to save Shima's life; or will his sensei watch him die? NOW COMPLETE!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,755 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Yukio O., R. Shima - Complete
Pandemonium by RachelZimon reviews
Even despite how bad everything was getting in her own time, she didn't want her mission to end,sure, humanity would be safe, but everything she had gained from the three 21st century teenagers she had come to love would be gone; CG/Luis
Future Is Wild - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,536 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - CG, Luis
Hell Frozen Valentine by Kyoshi-Angel of Artisan reviews
Something that I thought up while working last night Discription inside. Rated M for rape.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Piccolo, Gohan - Complete
Hormone Killers by Kiwi Erin reviews
The secret behind Fran's emotionlessness. And then Bel, not knowing what they are, steals them away from him. 'So froggy. Who do you take pictures of when they sleep' B26 26B BelFran M for mentions, but nothing explicit.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Fran, Belphegor - Complete
Monster by StarProphecy7279 reviews
Italy pays a visit to Germany in the midst of of World War Two only to find the man he once loved has been replaced by a monster
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Truth Shall Set You Free by caffeinekitty reviews
Honesty isn't always the best policy. Especially when perverted doctors have a hand in it.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Say It by StainedWithBlackInk reviews
Just a little Shizaya about giving in to the most terrifying thing our world has to offer. Major angst and fluff!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Wrong Thing To Do by Pandaleski reviews
Gohan gets sudden urges for a certain purple-haired prince. But it's wrong. Trunks is only 8 and Gohan is...well, he's a hell of a lot older than that! Shota. Reposted from another account. My first fic.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,331 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Gohan, Trunks - Complete
Our First Time by FrostedTea reviews
Germany/Italy Fluff. Germany has troubles trying to show his feelings for Italy, it's hard taking love a step further. Rated for smex in the 2nd chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Beating the Heat by Yaoi Scribe reviews
Raditz finds a box of popsicles in the freezer. Somehow, he knows what Vegeta intends on doing with them. Yaoi warning!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Vegeta, Raditz - Complete
My Way by Absolutely Fourtunate reviews
Goku is a secret agent and is chosen to protect Vegeta from a new threat Frieza. Vegeta seems to be enjoying this sexy guy and feeling begin to grow as the danger escalates. Will they live to create a relationship? Hope you enjoy.This is a yaoi.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Seen Through Closed Eyes by ASifFiction reviews
Mokona had always seen something between them; but when it happened, he didn't see anything at all. What he heard, however, was enough to make him go "Meyko!". DouWata oneshot, yaoi. By request.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
The Bonded by Juushika Redgrave reviews
Years ago, Vegeta and Goku spent one intimate afternoon together. Now, in the wake of a newly revealed relationship between Trunks and Goten, they are drawn together again. VegetaxGoku, TrunksxGoten, romance, angst, explicit, multipart, complete.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,661 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Saiyan Heat by YaoiBatman reviews
Gohan and Vegeta both realize they love each other, but are to afraid to tell. What happens when Gohan goes into heat?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Vegeta, Gohan - Complete
An Angel's Return by kongetsume reviews
Warning: DBGT ending spoiler! Post GT: After the incident, Vegeta is not doing a great job coping with Goku's decision. Many years later on a raining night, a force drives him to the last place Goku was ever seen. What will await him there? GV Yaoi
Dragon Ball GT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Goku S., Vegeta - Complete
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Memoirs of a Slut: How the Mustang was Domesticated reviews
Roy Mustang, in a committed relationship? Impossible right? Apparently not! Roy Mustang's first person look back at his promiscuous lifestyle, and the short little blondie that reigned in the wild Mustang. Warnings: Yaoi, Roy/Ed, fluff if you squint, cursing, sexual references, Roy being Roy. Read and review, flames will be used to roast marshmallows!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Breaking Point reviews
The only thing Goku could never defeat was Vegeta's pride. It wasn't healthy for him, but he never listened. Goku, however, finds a new tactic to try after reading a passage from one of Chichi's yaoi romance novels. Chapters 2 and 3 will be the same story from different POV's. Lemon, Yaoi, G/V. R&R, flames will be used to grill burgers.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Goku, Vegeta
Melted Ice Cream reviews
No where near as kinky as title suggests! While making her way home from the store on an incredibly hot day, Glitter hears voices as she passes an alley way. What she finds when she pears in surprises and pleases her. Yaoi, lemon, 17/Trunks.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Android 17, Trunks - Complete
Frieza:Totally Owned reviews
Written for Wisteria22's self-insert challenge. References to her story "The Real DBZ". Glitter finds herself in HFIL. While thinking of how she got herself there, a certain villan crosses her path. T for language. Full summary inside A/N.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Frieza - Complete
Have Mercy reviews
He was always such a pain, but when he looked up at me with those tear filled, terrified wide eyes, I knew i had to help him. WARNING: yaoi,graphic rape, possible smut, tons of fluff. R&R don't like don't read
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Blind Date reviews
Apparently it was the hottest new party game-Blind Date- lock two random people in a pitch black room for 20 minutes and see what happens. WARNING: yaoi, lemon, drinking and drug mention, cursing both magical and non EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete