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Joined 05-01-11, id: 2888560, Profile Updated: 10-06-12
Author has written 10 stories for Death Note, Wolf's Rain, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Yo!

It's me, lol. Not sure what else to say xD

I'm weird. In many ways. My whole personality can depend on my mood, so I'm kinda complex, I guess... But in most cases, Yes, I will hide in the teddy bear isle with you & make creepy sounds as kids walk by :) WARNING, THOUGH- I am prone to: Depression, anger issues, extreme outbursts of goth-ness, extreme outbursts of emo-ness, extremely violent tendencies, telling perverted jokes, being random, hyper, crazy, nocturnal, and completely psycho.

I LOVE ANIME & MANGA & BOOKS & MUSIC. OBSESSSSSIOOOOONNNNNNN.

Just thought I'd get that out of the way


INFO ON MY CURRENT FFS: EVERYTHING IS ON HIATUS, EVEN IF I UPDATE IT. THIS IS JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT REALLY INTO FF.NET ANYMORE BUT I WANT TO FINISH MY FICS, SO...

One Step Beyond - DEATH NOTE - My take on how BB became... BB. - New updates soon, hopefully! (PFFFFFFFFFFFFT I lost hope a while ago.)

ONE HUGE EFFIN' WALL OF HETALIA OMMRWTF X'D - HETALIA - It's just another everday-type day for Germany- saving Italy's ass AGAIN,- until some crazy girl that claims to be from Hell appears in his house. What could possibly go wrong? - Got lots of ideas for this crackpot

Opposites Attract, But Do Likenesses Really Repel? - WOLF'S RAIN - A bit of a mouthful, but you'll see why it's named that eventually. TsumexOC, but though that's the point of the story, it's pretty light... - Updates... soon? Dx

How To Annoy DN - DEATH NOTE - Yeah, it's been done a billion times, but never like this! - On hiatus, sorry guys. Dx

The World Can Be a Dark, Dark Place - HETALIA - Just a collection of dark!Hetalia oneshots... No pairings, yet.

THAT'S IT AT THE MOMENT D:D


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-Ariel (WHO IS A DARK COURT FAERIE ('War' incarnate, fyi) & NOT A MERMAID DAMMIT)


In the end, The Ends do justify the Means.


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Forever the Faithful Fan by Satchelle reviews
If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 242,512 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - L, OC
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3422 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Red Alert by C. Holywell-Black reviews
Sequel to "Zapped". How will the world react to people with powers? Contains language, violence, mature themes and major mind-f*cking. That's only the start of the fun.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,282 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 9/16/2011
Sex Ed by xElementFivex reviews
The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,548 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Mello, Matt
Shenanigans by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Alfred is turned into a cat and is taken in by Russia, who has no idea his cat is actually a fellow nation. Alfred then destroys Ivan's furniture. Comedy ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,799 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Memory Shall Remain by Ara Vitus reviews
The infamous jigsaw killer is now testing the countries of the world instead of each individual human. Who will survive and how will they cope with the lose of their fallen? Fail summary, I know, but I fixed it up from the original.
Crossover - Saw & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,682 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 2/7/2011
Hetalia Craigslist Ads by mysoxlike2party reviews
The Hetalia characters post their ads on Craigslist.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011
Far From Home by The Ryanne reviews
The ponies are transported into the real world as part of an evil plot. Can their friendship survive the chaotic world they're sent to? Can they?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack
The Cursed Tongue by Hanyou-Kyo reviews
I was born different. I was brought up different. It didn't take me long to realize I was different... I was cursed. But it didn't matter at first, my life was never my own anyway. Until I met him. Then things began to change. LXOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,361 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - L
How to Kill a Snape by Miss Bright reviews
Severus Snape isn't sure who will kill him first – Kira or Touta Matsuda. AU; crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,798 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Severus S., Matsuda T. - Complete
Fangirls and Handcuffs by xElementFivex reviews
Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009
The Completely True Canon of Death Note by TheCatchingLightAlchemist reviews
What's Light reading? Why is Mello crossdressing? A shinigami talk show? Misa's pregnant? Oh wait she's just fat. All the canon we KNOW happened but the authors scrapped due to it "messing up the mood." Whatever that means.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011
Wammy's Boys' Disneyland Adventure by The Ryanne reviews
L takes Mello, Matt, Near, and Beyond Birthday to Disneyland. Why?: In an attempt to try to make them "normal" and "not crazy." Like that'll work. Rated T for language. Lots of it in some chapters, little bits of it in others.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,174 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - L, Mello
WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN IN THE WORLD OF BLACK BUTLER by Project Jelp reviews
Jen and Hannah Randomly appear in the world of black butler and the have written some rules to follow so they dont get killed by some Cocky demons, ticked off reapers or Grumpy Kids. THIS NEEDED TO BE DONE! Review and give me sudgestions! LANGUAGE!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011
Alternate Endings by Shinigami117 reviews
Because there are so many what-ifs in Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Light Y.
I'll Play Your Little Game by eternalsnowfox reviews
In the real world, they were ordinary teens suffering from boredom. In the Death Note world, their lives are put on the line. After accidental interferance with the plot, they realize that there's more to this new world than meets the eye...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 223,709 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010
Ardeur de la Vie by Cackling Grackle reviews
Something big has just happened in the world of the nations. Canada sees it as a problem, but Prussia sees it as an opportunity. Rated T for eventual violence and Prussia's language. No actual pairings, but you can pretend if you want :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,769 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Representation by Terachanglianzylan reviews
A college AU with a twist. They are still nations, but they don't know it. After an accident at the world meeting, they forget that they represent an entire country. Human names used. Full summary and characters inside. T because I'm paranoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,641 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012
Hetalia Short Stories by iskull53 reviews
Hetalia Short Stories
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/30/2010
Mihael Keehl's Incredibly No Good, Very Bad Year by xElementFivex reviews
Mello's diary. His thoughts on everything from Near's undying hatred to Matt's potential case of rabies. Life isn't any easier just because you're a hot, leather wearing genius.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Mello
My Crazy Messed Up Life by Friendly Neighborhood Stalker reviews
"No you may not kill her, New Mexico" "Can I torture her?" "...No" "Why did you hesitate dad! Do you not mind if I'm tortured?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America
The Contest of Deep Dark Secrets by Ratt9 reviews
Light proposes a contest where everyone has to write down their embarrassing secrets, and everyone tries to figure out which secret goes to whom. Who chased clowns with forks? Who draws themselves wearing bras? Who has a Barney the Dinosaur obsession?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - L, Light Y.
Something Happened by Cackling Grackle reviews
It all started with a phone call. "England? Matt's dead." That one bloody phone call. Character deaths, mild violence, mild language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,364 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
The Rules of War by IgirisuK reviews
Are there rules of war, and if there are, can they be broken? When Alfred cheats during the War of 1812, England gets cross.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - England/Britain, America
Chronicles of a Monster: A Death Note Story by xXTaintedHopeXx reviews
With the end of a life, a black notebook is dropped, sure to cause mayhem for whomever touches it. This is the story of a boy driven by the power of a Death Note, in the 21st Century. Not meant for the light-hearted; original character.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,424 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010
Squidward & the Death Note by Grominator reviews
It has been six months since the death of Light Yagami, and the human world is back to its boring old self. Ryuk, of course, has since become as bored as ever. It's time he stirred things up again, but now it will happen a little bit differently ...
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,700 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
Nameless by MaskedAngel18 reviews
What happens when someone that Kira can't kill gets involved in the case? What does Mello do when he finds out? Would he be able to beat Kira in time, or would she end up a sacrifice he doesn't want to make? T mainly for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 121,375 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Mello, OC - Complete
Hetalia taught me by fourthofjuly reviews
What did Hetalia teach you?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
Stowaway by Tawnyshine reviews
10 year old Kate Alley suddenly finds herself trapped in somebody's car while playing Hide-and-Seek. Find out how our favorite gamer settles his unwanted cargo!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,742 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011
Hell on Earth by M.S DARK ANGEL reviews
they both look fresh out of high-school. Both clad in t-shirts and jeans and a school-bag each, they walk into a place called “Los Angeles Mental Hospital”. They both inwardly grimace. songfic!
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/12/2009 - BB
Chibi Preschool by xasiannoodlesx reviews
Chibitalia is just starting preschool. S/he meets a boy named Holy Rome. Will they ever become friends? N. America twins, Chibi Japan, Taiwan & China, Chibi Romano, first grade Bad Touch Trio, Miss Hungary and Principal Austria. Bonus scenes, maybe!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire
101 Things England Is Not Allowed To Do by IgirisuK reviews
I've seen a couple of these for other nations, but never one for England. So... I give you 101 Things England Is Not Allowed To Do. :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
MNM's Adventures into TV Land by TheTawnyColoredAbyssOfDoom reviews
Matt assumed that he could fix the TV. ...He also assumed that he wouldn't be shot 24 times. Matt never was good at assumptions.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Matt, Mello
The Old & The New by Shades-Soul reviews
Maki grew up in Tokyo with Takashi as her best friend. They were both into Drifting and cars, but soon Takashi left her behind. Maki got tired of being hurt by him, and left. Five years later and Maki is back. Han/Takashi/OC. Up for adoption.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Han, Takashi
Jealous by Tawnyshine reviews
Toboe recalls events in which Tsume gets jealous and Blue gets embarrassed, and Hige's just... Hige. Oneshot, Oneside-ed crush. C:
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Blue, Tsume - Complete
It's Okay, I'm Okay by Tawnyshine reviews
One-Shot. SPOILER ALERT. Please finish the Anime/Manga before reading! - Toboe's so lost at the moment... He knows everybody's sad, and that even Tsume's upset. He just doesn't understand... why...? !
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Toboe, Tsume - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by CCroquette reviews
Ivan's not the only one who's cracked.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
The Love Calculator by iskull53 reviews
Lovino's on the computer and finds a website that his brother sent him in email, Lovino is shocked at what he gets as results. SPAMANO sorta. T just to be safe for Romano's...Romanoness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Death Note on Crack by MyShadowOfDoom reviews
What happens when two teenage girls are left with a keyboard… a fanfic of course! But what does this fic involve? Co-Written with fan-girl97. Pure crack fanfic. COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Nightly Excursions by Cackling Grackle reviews
What Matthew does to pass the time in the trenches.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Canada - Complete
Operation: Revenge on The Adults by Chibi Mini Moon reviews
Sealand comes up with a 'great' operation at a World Conference and needs help with his plan to come true, who does he ask? His best friend Latvia. But what once was only a two person group, other rebelious teens/kids want to join too! Oh no...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Latvia, Sealand
The Curl by iskull53 reviews
Human A/U...many characters. Kiku makes a shocking discovery one day while cleaning the house and most of the rooms...ESPECIALLY Feliciano's. Is Feliciano's curl real or a fake?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
Beyond's Birthday Massacre by The Ryanne reviews
Beyond's childhood and first murders before going to Wammy's. Proof that shinigamis shouldn't always be trusted. Rated T for blood and chid abuse.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - BB - Complete
How to Annoy by FlutterStutterBOOMBOOM reviews
Yes, it's been done, but never by ME! This is how to harass, bother, aggravate, and generally make each character from Death Note hate you.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010
Breaking The Fourth Wall by everyday-deeds reviews
The Death Note cast has some things to say to all us fanfiction authors. Here are their 'suggestion' letters. Slightly crack-ish. T because of Mello. COMPLETE!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
Chocolate, Gaming And Teenage Dreams by A Checker On The Chessboard reviews
Mello, Near and Matt meet Lilith, a new orphan full of secrets. Mystery shrouds her past, but will any of them learn said past? Or will it destroy them in the process? Contains Mild Language and strong violence. Discontinued.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Mello - Complete
Rebirth by Tawnyshine reviews
Rose Lawliet and Amaia Yagami are best friends. Will their terrifying family history cut a trench in their relationship? Find out in an exciting round of the New Kira vs. the New L! Rated T for some minor swearing I DO NOT DO and I'm super paranoid.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 64,600 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011
The Blood Red Mind by A Checker On The Chessboard reviews
A short poem based on Beyond Birthday and... just about him, to be honest. xD I LOVE BB! I hope you love this poem as much as I like writing it!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/16/2011 - BB - Complete
There's No Safety in the Dark by The Ryanne reviews
Light Yagami has to pay for all the wrong he did when he was alive. If you are a Kira supporter, then you might not like this, so be warned.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Light Y.
Light in Wonderland A Death Note Parody by The Ryanne reviews
Light gets thrown into a wonderland, and the most important thing is!-his hair? Rated T for language.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Light Y. - Complete
Fanfictions of Fanfictions! by TheTawnyColoredAbyssOfDoom reviews
Just as the title says :D Multiple fandoms, but probably mostly Death Note X3 T for language, perverted jokes, all that good stuff that a proper parody fic needs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Mello, Matt
Roger's Window by Magma Maiden reviews
He saw them gone behind the window. One by one, and he did nothing to stop them. Roger-centric oneshot. First English fanfic.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Roger - Complete
Germanic Sparkle Party by rsh13 reviews
Prussia, Austria, and Switzerland decide to have a German sparkle party with Germany. CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! This is not serious, at all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Canadian Please by shut up jazzi reviews
A Song-Fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Zapped by C. Holywell-Black reviews
A strange storm is fast approaching, poised to hit Japan, England and California. Civillians have been warned to stay inside. Some people just don't get the message, with weird consequences. It's a fight for survival - if they don't die laughing first.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 90,766 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
She the one who shall succeed by Negiocca reviews
L's sister comes to the scene at Wammys and starts her new life alongside Mello and Near. My First fanfic so please be nice . Rated T for well, Mellos there so you kind of expected it. Near x OC A bit of OC x Mello Please enjoy and review la
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Near, Mello
I Dream of Sues by Miss Bright reviews
A parody within a parody. A certain extractor teaches L the finer points of Mary-Sues and satire. Contains possibly offensive material. L/Cobb; inspired by Inception. One-shot.
Crossover - Death Note & Inception - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2011 - L, D. Cobb - Complete
PJOTKC RANDOMNESS by FlameTamer16 and IceBreaker14 reviews
The product of two crazed writers, PJO, TKC, a pen, and two guitars. COMPLETE AND UTTER RANDOMNESS - from Skype conversations to wacky scenarios to just really, really weird/random stuff involving your favorite characters from RR.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Percy J., Carter K.
BRONIES ARE CONTAGIOUS by Chibi Mini Moon reviews
America and Poland convince Italy into watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Romano does not approve. It only takes America and his cursed T.V shows, and Poland and his pony love, to break hell amongst all the nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - America, Poland
L's regrets by FarBeyondNear reviews
One day at headquarters, L begins to wonder if he was responsible for Beyond Birthday's murders. Was he? Even L doesn't know.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - L, BB - Complete
Five Dollars from Fate by The Ryanne reviews
Vash is emotionally scarred after the death of his younger sister. Warnings: Abuse, and use of adult language at one point.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Switzerland - Complete
The Wammy's War by Tawnyshine reviews
Mello talks about how he thinks the Wammy's genii will eventually blow eachother up. Crackfic, oneshot, and Matt says 'WTF, Mate? ' Rated T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Death Note Timeline by Tawnyshine reviews
This is for you writers who are FED UP with having to guess where events are or having to scour Wikia for the answer and then just get confuzzled. :3 Manga time, PM me if you spot mistakes.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
What Italy Sings When He Cleans His Room by Chibi Mini Moon reviews
Italy is suppose to clean his bedroom and get rid of stuff with Germany, but instead, he thinks of a song from one of my favorite movies, 'the little mermaid' fun CRACK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Colors by LonesomeOddSock reviews
I am a view you do not enjoy. Near-centric. Vignette-esque.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
An Evening in Winchester by Awesome Galaxy reviews
In what began as a high speed car chase after the ice cream man, our Wammy boys become lost in the city and must rely on prostitutes, karaoke contests, a strange man called B, and Mello's faith in Lady GaGa to get home. And of course, each other.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Mello, Matt
Of Life and Crack by Chibi Mini Moon reviews
What happens, when you put Italy, Prussia, and Germany live in the same house? And mess with the ages? CRACK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/10/2011 - N. Italy, Prussia
What Do You Mean, Vampires Sparkle? by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
Alucard and Seras are sent to investigate a group of vampires living in America. They seem to be pretty harmless...wait a minute, they...sparkle? What the Hellsing is going on here? Hilarity ensues. Hellsing/Twilight crossover crack fic.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Alucard, Edward
L: The Beginning by MaliciousGod reviews
Lawliet wasn't always L. He was once just a little kid like everyone else. So how did he get the name of L? How did he become the worlds greatest detective? And most importantly, who was L before him?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - L
L, Mello, and Near VS Cleverbot by KyngFysher reviews
L, Mello, and Near work together to take down a prime Kira suspect: Cleverbot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
Honesty by infinityphoenix reviews
L was a liar. He hid his name and face from the world, but now that he was dead Light wanted to see one of the detective's greatest secrets with his own eyes.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Light Y. - Complete
Sayu's Question by Tawnyshine reviews
Sayu has an interesting question to ask Soichiro. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sayu Y., Soichiro Y. - Complete
Hetalia MovieThe most epic version ever! by lilsandstorm reviews
Hetalia-Paint it, White! Abridged. By an 11 year old who has never seen the movie before. Or Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/17/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
Feverish by Azumizai reviews
Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,563 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Canada
Death note facebook by LeahKeehl13 reviews
Title says it all. Rated T for language. Officially on hold until further inspiration.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011
Game of Chocolate by Keirue reviews
This series is based upon on-the-spot roleplays I had with my friend Tori, who also appears as a major character in this story. Prepare yourself for complete randomness, stereotypical rabid fangirls, and more. Contains MelloxTori scenes and also Matt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Mello, Matt
Mello's NUMBER ONE Guide to Writing Fanfiction by Satan's Sweeties reviews
I am Mello. I will be your friendly neighborhood narrator-slash-basher-slash-bastard during your little trip into the realms of writing Death Note fanfictions and such. Learn about grammar, OOC-ness, Mary-Sues, the dark recesses of shipping, and more.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Mello - Complete
Subtract, Add, Unite and Conquer by Miss Bright reviews
Mello, Matt and Near hold the key to Allie's forgotten past. Meanwhile, Light finds himself faced with a new, deadly alliance. Half AU, half canon. Mello x OC; also featuring Matt, the SPK and Mogi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 190,490 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Mello, A - Complete
Light's Therapy Session by Lii and Eii reviews
Can Dr.Travis help the psychotic Light Yagami! Will Light FINALLY become semi-normal! R&R! By Eii AND Lii!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Light Y.
Mello Never Runs out of Chocolate by Lii and Eii reviews
Mello never runs out of chocolate. No questions, end of story, shut your face. R&R! By Lii! I DONT OWN DEATHNOTE!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Mello, Matt
L and his gun by Josefin Tonks reviews
"I wont let you kill another investigation team!" "But Watariii! I want to!" L kills Matsuda with his gun. Yep, you heard me.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/19/2011 - L, Watari - Complete
The Discovery of Fanfiction by TheCatchingLightAlchemist reviews
L calls an important meeting. Crack ensues. Spoilers for real name's and ending of series. T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Blind Date Death Note Edition by Mari Kazara reviews
An all New Season Of Blind Date :Death Note Edition starts on CHAPTER 34. New dating game added. Watari sets up a dating site at Wammy house and now you can date you fav Death Note character. Rules and example date inside.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 58,443 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Who is Kira? by x-Munch-x reviews
The holidays were finally here. But the last thing Light expected to do was follow L all day in his so called plans to capture Santa...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Light Y., L
A Death Note Christmas by Totally Lost It reviews
Merry Christmas! This is total crack, 'cuz I was *le bored*.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010
Death Note: Alter Note by StarSapphire722 reviews
This is a pilot chapter. It also may be a sign that I have ADD :/ Anyway, what started as back story for an OC could turn into something depending on reader response. Rated T for possible language. Marked as complete for now.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Naomi M., Raye P. - Complete
Generation Two by StarSapphire722 reviews
Just a little something about B and other Wammy kids of Generation 2. Rated T for possible language. Marked as complete for now.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - BB, A - Complete
Death Note Crack by x-Munch-x reviews
Title says it all! Crack, randomness, hilarity, and stuff that makes no sense whatsoever! :D Rated T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Light Y., L
Adorable L by Eru no Tsubasa reviews
Light wakes up one day... to find a seven-year-old L! What happens when he is appointed the babysitter of this mischievous kid? Lots and lots of humor, of course! Pranks, chaos, and fluff ensues! ABANDONED
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,737 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Light Y., L
Math Death Note CRACK! by Totally Lost It reviews
What if L, Mello, and the rest of the gang invaded my math class? Be warned, as crack will follow. Rated T for swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/11/2010
Death Note Omegle Roleplay! by Totally Lost It reviews
I go on Omegle sometimes and roleplay as a Death Note character! People HATE it! I don't own Death Note, sorry.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010
L's Take on Fanfiction by Ratt9 reviews
L discovers fanfiction. He feels threatened. This is his rant about it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - L - Complete
HETALIA COLONY by The Wammy Girl reviews
The first town to test HETALIA UNITS, the first HETALIA COLONY; Fairsville. Multiple parings and some OCs. Pastalia approved!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2010
Faces like mine Emilie Autumn by Maeverick reviews
I heard this song, and it immediately reminded me of Death Note, so I decided to post it and say which character I related each part too.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - L, Light Y.
L LAWLIET Owner's Guide And Maintenance Manual by Totally Lost It reviews
Um, the title is pretty self-explanatory... Rated T for cussing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2010 - L
Matsuda's Dirty Mind by Eru no Tsubasa reviews
Matsuda keeps jumping to dirty conclusions when he overhears conversations between L and Light, when, in fact, they are talking about very innocent things. He has a very overactive dirty mind... Lots of humor! LLight! Read and review!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Death Note Chatroom by Ratt9 reviews
L decides to force everyone on the Task Force to sign up to a teenage chat site. Random crack follows.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - L
Matt in the Hatt by Quashie reviews
When Matt starts rhyming... well, it's a wonder Mello doesn't just shoot the prat where he stands. Homage to Dr. Seuss, with a very Matt-like twist... No really. Why doesn't Mello just shoot him already?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Matt
Chat Room by Atreyl reviews
Light, L, BB, Matt, Mello, and Near in a chat room, with the special appearances of fangirls and Mikami. This should be interesting.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Mello Talks with Cleverbot by Darkfire359 reviews
Mello chats with an ai machine, who repeatedly accuses him of being a girl, calls him fat, and insults his intelligence. And neither of them can stop bringing up chocolate. Rated for abbreviated swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Crack Files by Remote-Controlled Button reviews
Featuring every character, Crack Files is a series of one shots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010
Innuendos by Turn Back Now reviews
Mello and Matt are moving, and bad news, no videogames for Matty-kinz. So he and Mello decide to watch TV. Inspired by a kids commercial Probably not going to turn into a lemon, but I might change my mind...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Mello, Matt
Demon by time2FLY reviews
Me, Life, Fate, and my kid brother: Lawli.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - BB
Death Note Host Club by Mari Kazara reviews
Wammy is in financial trouble and so they called in an expert to help them out. She suggests a host club. Now won't you come and join us? complete due to lack of reviews.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
ABC's Starting With M by TwilightWindWaker reviews
The story of how the pictures of Mello and Near were created by the professional artist that we all know and love. I'm a bad artist, so read this out of pity for me. Mello 12 Near 10 Linda not sure
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Mello, Linda - Complete
Light's Requiem by MrNameless12472 reviews
The worlds of Code Geass and Death Note collide in a story of two teenagers who have the powers to change the world. Collab between MrNameless12472 and DarkLily17
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
How To Not Make a Mary Sue by XXChRiSsYxx reviews
How to not make a Mary Sue. Short. Horror/Tragedy, because that's what Mary Sues are.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy the Death Note Characters by Cassieandra8291 reviews
I know this kind of thing has been done before, but I thought it'd be fun. So here's my version! EDIT: 25 more ways have been added!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Evanescent by CallMeYourLover reviews
Evanesecent - adj. - fading away
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/6/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sex Text by xElementFivex reviews
Mello just got text messaging, but he's not too fond of this new technology. Luckily, Near and Matt seem to know what they're doing and that spells bad news for Mello. Crack. OOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Ryuzaki visits light's house by Misa-Misa94 reviews
light invites Ryuzaki to come to his house for a visit something i came up with at a sleepover -oneshot- it's inspired from the episode of spongebob where he worked the night shift and when he did everything he said "at night"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Plague 11 by InvisibleMonsters24 reviews
Matt has lost his mind. He's lost in a world of his own. And Mello has no idea what's wrong or how to help. Songfic; Other warnings inside. -Chap. 2 is up!-
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
L's Nose Bleed Solution by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
After Light and L's epic fight, L finds that he has a nose bleed, which he creatively resolves in such a way as to give Light mental scars and Watari to give L a special talk… Rated T for mental scars. Please R&R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The First Model by the gothic gunslinger reviews
Why doesn't L have eyebrows?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009 - L, Watari - Complete
The Completely Serious Adventures of Super Matt by MissehKeehl reviews
Matt was sick and tired of always being in the sidelines, a shadow of Mello; hell, not even considered a main character! So, within this collection of one-shots, let's follow Matt's journey from zero to hero, in which crack-fic situations is a must.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,685 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Matt
Bells by Miko Akako reviews
L closed his eyes and listened to the bells...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/14/2009 - L - Complete
Code Crack: Birth of the Fizzylicious Pimp by ULLMAN carts reviews
Crack, what more do you need to know?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
Hetalia Crack by Ulquiorrafangirl reviews
Just some ramblings I did late last night! Crack. Rated T for Russis's mouth!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Mass by parasitic reviews
Watari takes Mello to a different church.
Death Note - Rated: K - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Mello, Watari - Complete
Nothingness by OuijiBoardofDeath reviews
One-Shot. When humans die, they all go to nothingness. But just what does that mean?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
DN: Drabble by Voice-Of-The-Neurotic reviews
Drabble Challange. With many pairing and warnings. Mpreg yaoi het mostly crack induced
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Atomic Theory by Carnivorous Mushroom reviews
Because Matt had nothing better to do than to compare atoms to people. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Matt - Complete
Oratio Dominica by loathsome child reviews
Mello is most vulnerable when he prays. Matt just can't bring himself to believe. Language and ideologically sensitive material.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Boredom at Headquarters by Blanket-For-The-Shock reviews
What will happen to Light when L gets bored? my 1st fic
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Even More Ways to Bugger the Death Note characters by Lawliet Loves Light reviews
heee
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/22/2009
Lightand the Terrible,Horrible,NoGood,Very Bad Day by Mari Kazara reviews
Child classic butchered for the sake of Death Note comedy
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
The True Story of Leather and Chocolate by Mari Kazara reviews
Reformated cause the stupid thing kept downloading it wrong. The boys have a Wammy Man's Night where they get Mello to share about the true story of Leather and chocolate.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Hey Kira! by Homocidal Suicide reviews
This is how easy it is to catch Kira... Warning- major ooc
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
More Ways to Annoy Death Note Characters by Lawliet Loves Light reviews
I had to.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Of Dinosaurs and Mary Sues by Reaper-Lawliet reviews
Oneshot. Mary Sue Parody. What happens when Mary Sue comes to Wammy's House? What do dinosaurs have to do with anything?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy Death Note Characters by Lawliet Loves Light reviews
:U
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Agoraphobia by Reaper-Lawliet reviews
The reason Near doesn't go outside is not because he's albino. It's because of Mello. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Gokiburi by Dark Hooded Eriol the Magician reviews
Ryuzaki takes on a new alias as The Cockroach Slayer. -slightly crack-
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/28/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Ryuk Is Not Amused by Recalled to Life reviews
Matsuda finds the Death Note! Crack one-shot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Matsuda T. - Complete
The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year by Eternal Retrospect reviews
No, it's not Christmas. It's Halloween, during which BB might be possessed, A is emo, Mello, Near, and Matt are just themselves, and L and Light have their own problems to deal with. And did we mention that Watari has a migraine? Rated T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., BB - Complete
Alive by Alien ABC's reviews
What was Lind L. Tailor’s crime, and why was his case kept so secret? Wammy’s House, the number Thirteen, and the month of October. Some ghosts are hard to lay to rest.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,958 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - L, Mello - Complete
Angel of Music by Alien ABC's reviews
Matt's mother wanted to name him Christine.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Name and Face by Alien ABC's reviews
Through the eyes of the shinigami, he saw Mihael Keehl, 502209. But what did he see through the eyes of a parent?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Soichiro Y., Mello - Complete
Caffeine by blackdragonflower reviews
He was bored. Nothing good ever spawned from his boredom. Those three words, "I'm so bored" always caused trouble, and this time it involved the enemy in white and a not so innocent thing called caffeine. Involves: Matt, Mello, Near
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Kyrie Eleison by Carnivorous Mushroom reviews
There was no escaping the clutches of death. He knew he didn't deserve heaven. He was; after all, the epitome of blasphemy. Kyrie Eleison, May God have mercy on us... - Mello-centric -
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Mello - Complete
Things That Can't Be Unseen by sasami-takarai reviews
Ever wondered what the cast of Death Note would think if they ran across their own fanfictions? Some less-than-perfect pairings as well as some physically impossible situations are discussed by the characters themselves.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Window Seat by flamablechoklit reviews
No one is coming home to a place like this. Once they leave here, they're gone for good.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Matt - Complete
White by ASoldiersLamb reviews
Well... everyone chooses what it is they want to be called, and when they leave, or get adopted, they are told what their real names are." "In light of that, call me..." he thought of a name that would describe his drive for answers, "Near." NOT MxN!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Near, Mello
Light Purple by SUPERJAILed reviews
Light wears purple. THE HORROR! Crack.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Boredom by shiki1696 reviews
What happens when L and Light get bored? This. [No pairings]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Each chapter is one of the sins embodied in the form of a character. Fifth one: Wrath. Plotless ficlets. R&R
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007
Mirror, Mirror by WhiteWolfShaera reviews
How will Kiba react when he finds out that there's another white wolf...and she looks exactly like him? And she's been to Paradise? That makes things interesting. Possible KibaOC. On hiatus.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006
Pokemon by Perdy Toes reviews
Pokemon and Taco Bell.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
How Kiba Really Died by WhiteWolfShaera reviews
This is the story the artists didn't want you to know. This is how Kiba really died. WARNING: This is a crack fic. Oneshot.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
What is Paradise? by WhiteWolfShaera reviews
A Kiba poem. Also a tribute to Shaera, my Wolf's Rain OC, because you can't always see what you have, even when it's right in front of you. Finished.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Marshamello by Siete Meichan reviews
Mello meets a little girl and her pet pillow.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Cheza's Wrath by Turtle Kid the Woolgatherer reviews
crack!fic An alternate ending, where Cheza snaps. T for random acts of violence
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Cheza - Complete
The Unicorn Is Not Carnivorous by DrWorm reviews
[Death Note] L realizes that he will find no benevolent human beings on our great spaceship Earth.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2004
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The World Can Be a Dark, Dark Place reviews
dark!Hetalia oneshots... Just awesome Hetalia tradgedies. C; Rated T for now, may be moved to M in future.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
One Step Beyond reviews
This tells the story of Beyond Birthday, & how he became the BB we all know & love. There will be some lyrics from Just to Get High by Nickelback every once in a while, & not necessarily in order. Dates are based on the anime timeline.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,911 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - BB, L
School Crack: Death Note reviews
what would happen if the Death Note gang was introduced to my 7th grade science class? THE HORROR! -BWAHAHAHA, IT WILL BE CONTINUED! ...but it's also now school & not just 7th grade & science class .-. - WARNING: Script format!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
ONE HUGE EFFIN' WALL OF HETALIA OMMRWTF X'D reviews
Dear Diary- I MEAN WAR STRATEGY JOURNAL. ... Sigh. Another day of saving Italy's butt. When will the little- Who's this? I don't recognize her... Wait, she's from Hell? VTF? -Total crack... with a plot? T for cursing...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Russia, England/Britain
BLIND reviews
It's not as it seems, Not as we see, You must believe; Try to see like me, It's not just what I think; Open your eyes, For it's the truth I see.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
Opposites Attract, but do Likenesses Really Repel? reviews
We all know that Tsume pretty well hates himself and feels guilty for what he's done in the past. But what happens when he meets someone who feels the same? It's another time around, anything can happen. -light TsumexOC- Rated T for violence and language
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Tsume
ROCK PAPER SCISSORS reviews
Life or Death? Seems so important. And yet, a fool's game can decide between the two...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - unknown - Complete
Finally First reviews
Lalala, there Mello is... Minding his own Mafia-esque business... When BAM! A bunch of creepy Russian dudes pronounce him their 'Tsar'. What insues?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Mello - Complete
How To Annoy Death Note reviews
It's been done half a billion times... BUT IDC! :D On hiatus, Sorry guys
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,321 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011
Ex Malum reviews
Matt died. It's my fault. And now it's my turn. -Contains Spoilers, Religious-ness, and Latin. Mello's death. One-Shot.-
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete