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Hi, my name is Eric. I'm 25 years old, I'm gay, and I'm an English major.

My Pet Peeves for Harry Potter fanfiction

1. People adding "Maxima" or "Maximas" to the end of spells to make them more powerful. It annoys the hell out. Get creative.

2. Voldemort or Tom Riddle acting like a damn Hufflepuff. When did he become some super-caring being? He's a freakin' Dark Lord - make him act like one! He's supposed to be the smartest person to ever set foot inside Hogwarts. He is not stupid so don't make him stupid. He is also supposed to be a bad-ass, not a pussy. MAKE HIM ACT LIKE ONE!

3. Duels that consist of nothing but trading spells back and forth where they are written as such... "Stupefy! Expelliarmus! Incarcerous! Impedimenta!" and it just goes on and on for paragraphs. Do people not remember the two major duels that took place in the Harry Potter books? Dumbledore vs. Voldemort and McGonagall vs. Snape. In the two major duels I don't remember any spell actually being cast between them except for the killing curse on Voldemort's part and the first curse that Dumbledore threw at Voldemort that caused him to raise the silver shield. Everything else was charm work and transfiguration. If you write a duel where powerful experienced wizards and witches duel like I've written above I will stop reading immediately.

4. A Harry with absolutely no backbone... HARRY IS HIS OWN PERSON - MAKE HIM ACT LIKE IT. He is not some weak minded being that caves into whatever someone else tells him no matter what it is; he is the equal to Voldemort. Do we not remember him completely ignoring Ron & Hermione all throughout Half-Blood Prince when he sticks with his story about Malfoy being a Death Eater? What about in Deathly Hallows when he is researching the Hallows and the others are telling him it's just impossible for them to exist. He knows he is right and he ignores the others. HARRY SHOULD BE ABLE TO STAND UP FOR HIMSELF. He shouldn't back down just because someone (mostly Hermione Granger and Molly Weasley in my opinion) tell him to.

5. People only using spells written in the Harry Potter books in their stories. This may not sound like anything bad but do people really think that using a first year "Alohamora" will unlock some ancient, hidden door or some passageway locked by Voldemort himself or some other extremely powerful wizard? NO!

6. Harry becoming super powerful and then all of a sudden everyone else around him becomes just as powerful. HARRY IS SPECIAL FOR A REASON. Just because he gets powerful and strong does not mean that everyone he teaches will as well. Even when he taught the D.A. in Order of the Phoenix he still remained the strongest and most experienced person in the group. The rest of the students didn't match him at all. Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore should be the only two people who can individually stand up to Voldemort in a duel - not Ginny Weasley or Hermione Granger. Just the thought of that actually happening destroys a few of my brain cells.

7. Using "Protego" to block every single spell. Protego is the most basic shield charm and should only work against the most basic spells. If I ever read Dumbledore or Voldemort casting Protego in a duel I'm going to just close your story and delete it from my brain.

I'm sure I'd think of plenty more if I actually tried. These are just things off the top of my head.

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Winter Comes by Cambrian Beckett reviews
Waking up tied to a Weirwood Tree with a Child of the Forest about to stab a dagger into your heart is never a good thing. What follows gives that experience a run for its money though. (Night King Self-Insert Fic)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,653 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Night King - Complete
The Black Prince by cxjenious reviews
He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast borne of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of cold dead things. He is the second son of the king, a spare, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,771 - Reviews: 2840 - Favs: 7,867 - Follows: 9,096 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 3/7/2015
All of Eternity at my Fingertips by Cambrian Beckett reviews
When you wake up in a fictional world a thousand years in the past, only to find immortality and a hunger for blood forced upon you, what do you do? Take over the world of course. Story officially earns it's M rating from Chapter 4 on. [COMPLETE]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 121,419 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 8/11/2015 - OC - Complete
Wild Wolf by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Fed up with life in Nerima, Ranma runs away, only to be followed by Happosai, who has a magic scroll he want to try out. It works but Ranma suddenly finds himself in Westeros replacing the champion chosen by the old gods in a time of great peril for humanity. How will the world change with the Wild Wolf raised in the den of wolves? A lot. Thanks to Naj. P. Jackson for the picture.
Crossover - Ranma & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 1,182,666 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ranma, Daenerys T./Dany, Myrcella B. - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7090 - Favs: 13,046 - Follows: 14,798 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Elizium for the Sleepless Souls by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
The crumbling island prison of Azkaban has been evacuated, its remaining prisoners left behind. Time growing short, Harry Potter will make one final bid for freedom, enlisting an unlikely crew of allies in a daring escape, where nothing is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,712 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Sitra Ahra by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
On the night of Halloween 1981, Harry Potter vanished for eight years, reappearing at a Muggle orphanage with no recollection of his past. The deck stacked heavily against him, Harry arrives at Hogwarts, his past the key to the present’s brewing storm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 363,743 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7388 - Favs: 12,223 - Follows: 8,012 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Of Hunters and Agents by night flame miko reviews
When Tony, Gibbs and Dean are trapped in an underground survival course by a copy-cat serial killer, what will they do to survive? Will two Agents work with a wanted murderer in order to escape? And is everything as it seems?
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,600 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Tony D.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6039 - Favs: 13,941 - Follows: 4,579 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 7,443 - Follows: 1,873 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.