The Brainless Wonderr
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Joined 11-03-02, id: 288969
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Wow, my profile was outdated. And I haven't written anything in forever. I apologize to anyone who actually kept track of me, but life and college sort of got in the way. Eventually, I'll get back to writing; I think up stories all the time. I just have to find the motivation and time to actually organize my thoughts into cohesive sentences that form a feasible plot. For a (lazy) perfectionist like myself, that could take forever.

However, like I said, school takes up a lot of time. I'm a freshman at The College of New Jersey, and I LOVE it. Get out of high school as quickly as you can, lol. College is 100 times better. I'm actually an English major, so hopefully over the next four years my writing will mature and improve.

Even though I don't have any recent fiction on here, I'm constantly reading and forming HP stories. Like, I said, one of these days you'll see something new by me pop up, but when I get around to it. I love Harry and Co., but friends, parites, and boys in Muggle college call to me quite strongly at the moment, lol. I promise I'll be back, I just can't guarantee when.

I also found a new interest in Law & Order: SVU fan fiction. (Harry, don't hate! You guys are still number one! Rapists, hot cops, and tricky court cases got NOTHING on you!) I'm obsessed with the show, and as my fantasy of a Benson/Stabler romance has a .000001 chance of ever coming true, I had to turn to fan fiction. I have to admit, there's not as many talented writers over there as there are here in the HP realm...then again, there also aren't as many stories.

As I'm a HP fan, and 6/7ths of the series are out, just thought I'd put up a few of my favorite HP things.

Books (starting with most favorite): Prisoner of Azkaban, Half-Blood Prince, Goblet of Fire, Chamber of Secrets, Sorceror's Stone, Order of the Phoenix

Ships: D/Hr! sometimes H/G and occasionally H/Hr

Characters: Harry, Hermione, fanon Draco

So yeah. Feel free to IM me at bAdfAith914 or email me...my sn is new, I bet only people who read this profile will have any idea where it came from. :)
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Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4018 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Arousing The Unknown by Aznyx reviews
“Malfoy, do you know what I have been saying?” Granger asked, infuriated. “Bullocks.” I replied. She glared at me. What? Did I say something wrong?. Humormous story told in Draco's POV. DMHG! Read with caution!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,893 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Ends of the Earth by SilverStar24 reviews
Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,214 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Older And Non The Wiser by ILUVRONWEASLEY reviews
DMHG Draco Malfoy, forced to marry a woman triple the age of him with a son almost the same age as himself, decides to stop his stepson from bringing strange women home by getting him a girlfriend with brains. However, things don’t turn out as he hopes...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,265 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What if by TakingBackSunday reviews
Completed. Sentenced to life in Azkaban Draco contemplates immensely. A night of 'what ifs' grants him a glimpse of another life. He fell asleep an unattached bachelor and wakes up with a wife and kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Slytherin Chronicles : The Desire of Darkness by SlytherinPsyche reviews
PSSS story from a Slytherin's perspective. Dark mysteries are unearthed, heroes are discovered where they shouldn't exist, desires are made obvious, and the veil of darkness has not been destroyed ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,926 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 1/15/2003
Affair by J.A.K reviews
It’s November of Harry’s seventh year and he and Tonks have been sleeping together since the end of his sixth. With Tonks being the new DADA teacher, everything about their relationship speaks of scandal and affair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,271 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks
In The Least Likely Of Places by lavender baby reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Hermione has never been needed, Draco has never needed anyone. So when she takes a trip to find herself and stumbles across her old enemy-turned-good in need of help, will she realize that the key to herself is in him? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,330 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Dark Corridor by p.c. andrews reviews
Draco Malfoy sent back in time, where he meets the Marauders, a younger Snape, and possibly even Voldemort! Now I've got the final chapter up, so enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,784 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
To Keep It Simple by emote rellish reviews
Rated R for future chapters. 6th year- Hermione and Draco must work together to set an example-- but intense chemistry causes complicated problems. -final chapter uploaded-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,566 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Dancing Stars: Take me higher by Crystalnia reviews
Hermione Granger meets Peter Pan, who whisks her off to Neverland, but there may be a stowaway on this trip. DMHG or PPHG not sure yet.Rating higher then the other version: PG-13 version found under Peter Pan
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,657 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Winter Wonderland by Takanori reviews
A new program at Hogwarts has the students in a flurry. Their whole winter break will be spent with a muggle born wizard and their family when Draco is paired with the Granger Family unexpected relationships begin to form and a prophacy surfaces. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,829 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bad Summer by a typical leo reviews
From the summer on, things seem to be getting worse for a certain blonde haired slytherin and also the boy who lived. The pair form an unlikely friendship, as the plot thickens, and try and help each other to face their fears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,765 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 3/20/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Locked Inside by Geministarz reviews
After an incident with Voldemort, Snape and Draco are forced to hide out with none other than Harry Potter--locked inside a Muggle house together for two months until school starts. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Traveler Stone: Traveling in Pairs by HiBob reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy disappear to be replaced by Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. It becomes quickly obvious that the author has run out of ideas for a plot, but at least he finished the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Complete
St Patrick's Day by Pooty the Monkey reviews
What if what you wanted was right there all along? Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger make a deal just as they've given up on ever finding true love. What they didn't expect was to find love in an unexpected place- each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,384 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Steep by little majesty reviews
Two enemies find companionship in each other. Post-Hogwarts. Draco is still brimming with sarcasm. Hermione is on the verge of a breakdown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Masseuse by Adele Elisabeth reviews
Draco and Hermione are locked in a bathroom. Whatever shall they do? [probably only PG13, but I was being careful]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Different View by mz kane and ak waters reviews
"Why do you even care about me...?" Hermione asked agrily. An internal battle waged in Draco's mind, before saying, "Because you're someone worth fighting for."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,528 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pride of Ice by thegoldentouch reviews
His Father's imprisonment could be the end or the beginning for Draco Malfoy. [Unedited, poor grammar, cheap angst. You have been warned.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,909 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Draco M., Remus L. - Complete
Unknown Time by CatsPaw reviews
A new spin on time travel fics, with a seven year old Harry being transported back in time to his parent's seventh year Christmas holiday. Involves Harry’s encounter the magical world and a chance to have a good holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 9/12/2002
A Better Man by Archangela reviews
Christmas chap up!*Draco's in desperate need of a Paladin, a trained Auror to protect him from the evil of the Death Eaters. What does he do when the Paladin assigned to him happens to be the last person in the world he'd ever want by his side? D/Hr. R&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,619 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/22/2003 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Unlikely Alliance by randomLore reviews
Both Ron Weasely and Draco Malfoy are very different; and it's very obvious they don't like each other. But when Draco ends up on the gallows, will ROn save him? NOT SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003
Waiting and Waiting and Waiting by AngelGurl1 reviews
Harry is sick of waiting for his fifth year so he decides to take matters into his own hands and write his own story of how he thinks his life should be like! Please R/R! Features Concieted Harry, High Class Ron, Super Hermione and the new improved Percy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,189 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2002 - Published: 9/21/2002
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The Pain Within reviews
Outside, he's a lightning bolt, always ready to strike. Inside, he's a tornado of pain, hate, and fear. Will Draco Malfoy ever find a way out of the storm he calls life? EPILOGUE UP NOVEMBER 3RD!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,479 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Draco M., Lucius M.
A Little Friendly Competition reviews
The only reason she could produce (that could tie the facts together at least) was that Dobby had kidnapped her two best friends AND all the socks that had, up until recently, resided in their flat. Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
From One Boy Wonder To Another reviews
Dear Peter Pan, Malfoy is my worst enemy. (But I bet he can spell better than u)..Email correspondence between two of the world's favorite boy wonders..RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Harry P.
Wizard's Clue reviews
Sure, Wizard's Chess looks pretty violent. But that's NOTHING compared to what Harry and his friends (and even Draco) get involved with during a lil game of Wizard's Clue...Chap 2 up..PLEASE R/R!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2002 - Published: 11/28/2002