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Joined 05-02-11, id: 2889928, Profile Updated: 10-19-11
Author has written 6 stories for Glee.

Hiya.

So most call me Jas. The select few seem to like the name Jizzy or Jizz-jas, as it "rolls off the tongue" better. I am currently in the process of murdering them- it will be slow and it will be painful. But yep! that pretty much sums me up. :D

oh! And I am quitely awkward.

...And a Kurtofsky Pirate. Of course.

and... no, no. That's about it.

...(P.S Messages are always welcome.)

(P.P.S I own but little. That which I do own, does not include the rights to 'Glee' or its characters.)

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Counters by louisestrange reviews
Dystopian AU. Dave & Kurt meet on the floor, pedalling to earn credits to buy their chance out of the drudgery, and are drawn together in a world that won't let them have what they want. Can they stick to the rules, work their way towards their dreams, or will they risk it all to be together? Romance/Angst/Sci-fi.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 124,088 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Billy Brown by vkdemon reviews
Kurt/Karofsky Future!Fic Oh, Dave Karofsky had lived an ordinary life. Two kids, a dog and the precautionary wife. While it was all going accordingly to plan. Then Dave Karofsky fell in love with another man
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,803 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/2/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
I Was Singing In The Shower by Camunki reviews
That day, it was Karofsky in the shower, not Finn, and hell, Dave's a better singer than Hudson anyway. Glee AU with Dave in Glee Club; Kurtofsky, Karofsky/Kurt, Slash. Rating to increase in future.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,326 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
A Change of Perspective by ktfranceebee reviews
After a confrontation with none other than Kurt Hummel, Dave wakes up the next morning in a body not entirely his own. Both boys learn it is best not to judge others until you've walked a mile in their shoes... Literally. Post-N.B.K. Pre-Furt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,870 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Simulate Me by Camunki reviews
Kurt didn't even know why he'd created a Karofsky Sim in the first place. As for what came next...what the heck was a 'WooHoo,' anyway? Smut, Rated M, Kurtofsky, Kurt/Karofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Moving Forward by MissBMarie reviews
It's senior year, and Dave is still trying to face his demons. He's working to focus on his own problems, but it seems fate has a way of bringing him full circle, back to Kurt. Eventual Kurtofsky. M for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,561 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
To safely go home by SunMonTue reviews
When Kurt is almost ripped away from him Dave takes it upon himself to help him find his way back home to him. Memory loss fic. Fairly fluffy even though that wasn't the intention. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,701 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Stolen by hopefulwriter27 reviews
En route to visit his family in Arizona, Kurt is kidnapped by an attractive stranger named Dave. AU of Glee; Based loosely off the book Stolen by Lucy Christopher
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,724 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Acts Like Summer, Walks Like Rain by EleanorLilyPotter reviews
Kurt gave Dave his number after Prom. And that should have been it, because Dave was never going to call. But throw in hormones, unrequited love and a pinch of summer heat during five-hour phone conversations and the sky is their limit. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,749 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Willow Seeds by SunMonTue reviews
Dave and Kurt in bed together. Originally meant to be part of Chapter 12 of TWB. Unapologetic smut, particularly if you haven't read TWB. Can be read on its own and is quite fluffy. Top!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
David Karofsky vs the World by ShonenOkami reviews
A Scott Pilgrim-ish take on the Kurtofsky ship. Set after "Prom Queen". Guaranteed smut, humor, angst, and shoryukens. Karofsky finds an opportunity to win Kurt's heart. Kurt has forgiven him, but his friends aren't so forgiving or trusting. Total AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,772 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Country Slave by Tusofsky reviews
It's difficult going from one extreme life style to another, especially when you're a slave bought by none other than high class designer Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,388 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Unusual Seduction by Niamh the Vargie reviews
The locker room is just the beginning "If Kurt had a minute to process this, he probably would have been kind of terrified of being shoved around in a stairwell.But before that thought had time to form,Dave leaned in and started to kiss along Kurt's jaw"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Nothing Else Matters by UpsidedownShortcake reviews
Kurt abruptly looked up. Suddenly McKinley, Blaine, Glee, everything he knew and loved became foreign and unimportant. The only thing that mattered was Kurt Hummel and Dave Karofsky, standing close under the flickering light of a street lamp. Lemon
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Clouds Between Their Knees by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt and Dave are left stranded in the woods after a deadly plane crash en route to Nationals. Rated M for language, physical trauma/pain, and eventual Kurtofsky smut!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,886 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Teenage Urges by amessofdreams reviews
Karofsky and Azimio set out to get Kurt to stop trying to seduce straight guys by dressing sexy, but their plans backfire as they reveal a little too much and Kurt is feeling impish. Rated M for mild sexual content. Kurt/Azimio/Karofsky
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
All Man by ShortLikeMe reviews
Dave tries to prove that he's all man. Kurtofsky. Future. Oneshot, enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Number 27 by The Raisin Girl reviews
Dave Karofsky loves contradictions. At least his favorite contradiction loves him back.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Man Behind The Mask by hardly-noticeable reviews
Could a masquerade ball lead to Kurt seeing the real Dave Karofsky? Loving the real Dave Karofsky? Or could it lead to nothing but drama and heartbreak for both boys? Rated M for safety.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,540 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Even If You Don't Love Me by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It's during that post deed cuddle that Dave rarely gets that Kurt reaches over and grasps Dave's hand. Usually Kurt leaves to take a shower, but this time is different. .:. future set drabble. Kurtofsky, obviously. inspired by a .gif on Tumblr.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
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Twenty nine point eight degrees Fahrenheit reviews
Prologue: "I can't." It was black when Kurt ran out. On that cold, open night, Kurt could think of only one place he wanted to be. He climbed into his truck and started the engine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,681 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Operation: Neutralising the Newbie reviews
Start of season 3 during 'I am Unicorn'. Dave's mission is to talk to Kurt. Though getting rid of Blaine proves more difficult than expected. Dave's obscure-ish POV. He swears. A lot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Florentine Heat reviews
It's our favourite boys' and they're on their honeymoon! The only problem is, is that Kurt and Dave seem to have different ideas on how to spend their time. A fluffy, funny, sexy short fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,163 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
An Elegy for one David Karofsky reviews
I always knew what they would say at my funeral. "A Mr. David Michael Karofsky, beloved son, dies on the 12th October 2011 from the common case of heartbreak by the uncommon Kurt whatever-his-middle-name-is Hummel." - No character death. Morbid. Enjoy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Bullets, Bangs and Nightmares hiding under the bed reviews
Future fic, one-shot. Dave surprises Kurt by coming back from Afghanistan early. Yes, this fits most comfortably in the category of smut but oh! It's so much MORE than that! It has Kurt's internal monologue, it has darkness, it has plot!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
What I would do reviews
Set after New York in The Lima Bean Cafe, Kurt and Dave have a chat, tragically angsty but funny, smut thoughts by Dave, but not what you would expect. Rated M. One-shot. Lame summery, I know, but it's my first.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete