River in Egypt
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Joined 05-02-11, id: 2890031, Profile Updated: 05-06-15
Author has written 14 stories for Pride and Prejudice, and Harry Potter.

Yo, guys (ladies), I can hear you: Huh? River in Egypt? What?

(Sigh)

Altogether now: “Denial … Is …Not… A…”

Ah.

There you go.

But I’ll try anyway, took me long enough to try, actually. You tell me if I can write a story or not.

You wanna hear the story how I got here? It’s probably like most people’s story on fanfiction here.

Okay, you asked for it. After reading through the Twilight books for the fiftieth time, including the half finished fifth book that can be found on Stephenie Meyer’s website, which left me thirsting for more, I’ve had it. I hit the internet to search if I could find if somebody, anybody had anything closer to the completion of the story in the fifth book. I found a link to a German version of fanfiction where somebody had finished the fifth book (in German) and continuing to search I found a link to the English language fanfiction – and I never left. Not only did I find a version of the second book from Edwards POV (amazing) but also amongst other author’s favourites a link to a story of Draco and Hermione.

At first I was stunned. Huh? Dramione? Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, romantically linked? And then it hit me. Of course! Genius! A perfect couple in the classical style of love stories, different social levels, insurmountable differences, dislike, prejudices (see where I’m going?) – They were perfect together. And although I am personally not into Ron bashing, he did have after all a purpose in the books and in the CHILDREN’s books, of course, he and Hermione end up together, but after reading and entering into the alternative universe of Dramione it stopped making sense. I just couldn’t see anymore how she could live with him without going mental from intellectual under-stimulation after a few months, heck, weeks, maybe days even.

Okay, I did hit snags. The stories at one point started to sound very alike (in how many different ways can Draco and Hermione have a potions accident or Parenting classes) and I drifted off to Pride and Prejudice (talking about perfect love couples), that’s where my first story came from as you can see below.

But I got dragged back. It’s hard to give up Dramione, especially if you are as addicted to love stories as I am. And almost when you think, okay, there cannot possibly be any more good and original stories, you find another author hidden among somebody else’s favourites and are busy reading her (well, mostly her) stories for another few weeks. That’s how I stumbled over RZZMG (truly amazing if you like M stories) and Emerald Kisses and so many more (I will list you all as my favourite authors, there will be gazillions of you and it will take a while).

Pet Peeves:

Since I’m rambling here anyway, I may just as well bring out my pet peeves (tongue in cheek). There are a few, I’ll likely add to them over time.

Number 1: Astoria Greengrass

Well, she’s not really a pet peeve because I like her character, but I wondered (and can somebody enlighten me, please?): is she a character that has been invented and confirmed by fanfiction? I remember Daphne Greengrass having a younger sister from the books, I think. But I checked (maybe not thoroughly enough) and I cannot find her in the books. So I think that somebody at one point in time gave her a name and she has been a character often used in fanfiction stories since, thus her existence was confirmed. Truly amazing phenomenon. I would appreciate if she is a real character in the books if somebody would tell me where to find her. Thanks so much-

Well, I found my answer: JK Rowling herself put in somewhere on her official page that it was Astoria Greengrass, the younger sister of Daphne Greengrass who was married to Draco Malfoy, standing with him on the Platform 9 3/4 in the Epilogue of "Deathly Hallows". I'll leave it here for now, in case you want to know as well. Cheers, folks

Number 2: the phrase “could (NOT) care less”

I was always under the impression that if I “could not care less” that I was entirely indifferent to a certain topic/character/circumstance/whatever but it requires the “NOT”. If I could care less, it means that I am NOT entirely indifferent, that I still care somewhat, that I CAN go lower in caring about something. So, I am confused (because English is only my second language) because so many (excellent) writers use the (I think) incorrect phrase of “could care less” (without the NOT), what’s it going to be? What’s the correct phrase?

Edit 2015: Being in the fandom for years now, I found the answer, also thanks to talks with other writers. But it still annoys me when I see people using it without the not.

Number 3: Tongue kisses

I shouldn’t complain too loudly because I have yet to write a tongue kissing scene but there have to be other expressions than “dancing a timeless mating dance” and “asking for entrance and being granted”. That becomes especially noteworthy when tongue kissing happens more than once in any given story. Maybe I should put out a challenge: write a tongue kiss scene three times in a story using different wording. Looking for inspiration here.

Thanks guys, so long

M

9/12/2011: Okay, I put up my first story. It’s a one shot that popped into my head during my short foray into ‘Pride and Prejudice’ fanfiction. I’m quite satisfied with it, it made me laugh. Keep in mind that I am not an English Major and besides from reading Jane Austen not familiar with the English language of the time. I know it’s not perfect. All the more, I am very interested in hearing what you think about it.

I’m still working on my first Dramione story that started out as an idea and takes up 9 chapters now and is far from finished. I’d like to have the story finished before posting because it is possible that I change something in the beginning dependent on how it goes. I cannot write from front to end like other people do (yet). And before I let you all hang in the middle of the story while I finish writing (which can take a while) I’d rather finish it first. So, stay tuned.

9/27/2011: Thanks for waiting, I just put up the first two chapter of my Dramione story. The story is still not finished but I expect to put in some more work and have it done in a few weeks. Until then I can tie you over with updates, I have a few more chapters done. Happy reading, M

6/6/2012: While I'm totally occupied with my Dramione story and reply to reviewers on every update, I've received lots of alerts, favourite listings and reviews for my P&P story as well, very enthusiastic and positive. I apologize that I don't have the time to thank each of you for your honest support of that story and I would like to say it here, instead. Thank you all, who sent me a review for "After the Wedding night" and/or who put it on any alert or lists. It means so much to me. When I ever finish my other story (and catch up with whatever I neglect over it), I'll take the time to reply to you. Until then, take my thank you in this place.

Also to all readers who put my "Pain"- story on alerts or favourite lists: thank you. You are equally important. I just can't list every one of you because there are so many. My gratitude is there none the less. You guys make my days.

6/1/2014: *River to ffnet, River to ffnet - come in.* *ffnet to River - receiving you loud and clear. Come in.*

Phew. Still here. I've spent my last year or so on work and, what little free time I had, on Hawthorne and Vine. But work is becoming less crazy and I have written something in the meantime and I should start putting it up here as well. So, expect to see more of my work in the coming weeks. Things that have accumulated in the meantime. Cheers, Folks

5/6/1025: There we go, almost a year later, I'm still working on my previous update. Life can be very unfair. *sigh*

Talking about unfair, I received some very lovely reviews over the last couple of months. The only problem I have is that people didn't sign in, so I can't reply. And I'd love to talk to you when you leave a review or when you venture guesses as to how a particular fic continues. Really, I do. "Esha" for example, is on to something, and I'd like to discuss it with her. :-)

Using just a name seems sufficient, but many time there are more than one. I'm pretty sure that my name is fairly unique on ffnet, but pennames similar to real names are not. Give me the chance to get back to you. I promise to sign in, too, in the future. Pinky Promise!

xoxo River

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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7269 - Favs: 8,282 - Follows: 10,266 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mistakes Made in the Dark by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,931 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blind My Eyes, Sew Them Shut by Greenaleydis reviews
After a close brush with the Death Eaters, Hermione awakens blinded and on the run with a familiar snarky Slytherin. In hiding, Hermione and Draco must find a way to survive - and somehow thwart a plot that could alter their very world. Dramione, post-DH, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 142,820 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Thread Of Innocence by Athena Linborn reviews
Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 137,541 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mr Darcy's Dreams by FitzwilliamDarcysMistress reviews
An exciting new story narrating what's before, during, and after the events in Pride & Prejudice through Mr. Darcy and his dreams. Become bewitched by Darcy's innermost thoughts, and learn some shocking things Jane Austen never told you...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,593 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 8/28/2011
The Wedding Rings by Masha19 reviews
He was the sweetest drug and she refused to give it up even at the expense of losing herself. Draco/Hermione, Post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,661 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Devil's Deal by LA DIABLESA reviews
"So in effect you want me to save the woman who betrayed me and the man she betrayed me with" he scoffed at this notion. "And what Granger, should I expect in return for performing such a selfless and noble deed?" he finished sarcastically. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,066 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 4,151 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Clandestine Reality by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,982 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Of Kings and Queens by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a bad habit. Draco has a big problem. The universe has one heck of a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,215 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Summer of the Dragon by Lena Phoria reviews
3 years after the war Hermione takes a break from Ron and accepts a summer job collecting supplies for Ollivander's wands. What she doesn't expect is having to work with Draco Malfoy, who's more haunted by his past than she ever would have believed. Together they will travel the world, fight dragons, conquer demons and maybe find exactly what they're looking for. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 208,893 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Undesirable Desires by sundown23 reviews
"Quiet, Granger. It's just sex." He looked up and caught her chin in his hand. " Understand? No feelings. I plan to fuck the insolence out of you." Hermione groaned, shaking her head. She had royally fucked that part up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Switch by RZZMG reviews
Hermione wanted a night with an anonymous, skilled & sensual partner to teach her to be a sub in bed, but when Draco Malfoy pursues her after, can a girl avoid the sinful temptations of the flesh available at a fetish nightclub? PostHogwarts-EWE. Story won multiple categories at the 2011 Summer & 2012 Spring Rounds of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,826 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
If It Kills Me by Hidge reviews
Hermione has returned to Hogwarts for her 7th year but things have changed since the fall of Voldemort, including Malfoy. The relationship that develops between her and Malfoy is one that she would have never expected, and one that complicates everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,253 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sighs and Sacrifice: A Wizarding Romance by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Mix a sly Slytherin, a rule-loving Gryffindor, an unspoken mutual attraction, and a wizarding romance novel; suddenly Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are trapped by the written word. Will they find their own happy ending?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Anniversary Arrangements by scarlettcat reviews
Draco and Hermione have a yearly arrangement. Ron finds out about it in a shocking way. Written for H&V Decade Later Anniversary Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
La Cerise: The Sweetest Cherry by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,516 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 4411 - Favs: 6,866 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Opaleye: A Dragon's Love by RZZMG reviews
A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though... A dragon's love is forever. Magical creature mating. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/Shag. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4548 - Favs: 5,010 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sucker Punch by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit. - After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to crash on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reunions by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger's 10th Hogwart's Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game! FIC CHALLENGE. One-shot. Romance/Humor/Hot Shagging: Dramione/Draco x Hermione & Soft Slash-Blaise x Theo. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 227 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Touching by BrunetteWeasley13 reviews
She had never felt this way with Harry. Sure he gave her butterflies whenever she saw him. But he couldn’t make her heart race like this." After several infuriating and frustrating encounters, Ginny wants to bring Draco to the right side... canon-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,562 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Fluster by Shinoko reviews
It starts with a copy of Playwitch magazine. Hermione blames Ginny for why she can't look Charlie in the eye. How could she face him after seeing him posing naked, not to mention fantasizing about him? But sometimes fantasy can become reality...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,185 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 4,886 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
tap tap tap by BrunetteWeasley13 reviews
Lily and Severus are best friends and her bedroom is their refuge from the rest of the world. Set in Lily's childhood bedroom. Different moments spanning different summers in the Hogwarts years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Love Me Dead by BrunetteWeasley13 reviews
Do you really think love exists? It's all just an obsession, a game. And you will be very, very sorry if you lose this game.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bellatrix L., Frank L. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 6,493 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Burning Hunger by Vashka reviews
In a world where Dragons prey on the countryside, Hermione Granger is sacrificed to assuage the Silver Dragon’s terrible appetite. Trapped between her blazing sensuality and her desire to go home, she must choose where she belongs. DHr AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,000 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Fire to Keep Me Warm by kate04 reviews
A collection of Dramione drabbles written for various prompts, communities on LJ, and for my own amusement. Please R&R and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sugar and Spice: 2 by kate04 reviews
She was the good girl. He was the bad boy. But, together, they were something more, something perfect. The were sugar and spice. A series of D/Hr drabbles written for the LJ community dramione ldws. Drabbles are no more than 499 words. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trick Stair II: Advanced Studies by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Three hours was an awfully long time to spend in a trick stair. But now that they're out of the stair, Hermione and Draco don't feel like it was that long, and the world outside seems a great deal more real. And what's this new PostNEWTs business?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Tin Angel by AraLuna reviews
Post Hogwarts: A chance encounter with Hermione Granger in a Muggle café leaves Draco Malfoy aching for more. DHr. !Winner of three awards at Dangerous Liaisons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,706 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 592 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sugar and Spice by kate04 reviews
She was the good girl. He was the bad boy. But, together, they were something more, something perfect. The were sugar and spice. A series of D/Hr drabbles written for the LJ community dramione ldws. Drabbles are no more than 499 words. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ready to Jump? by kalina-blue reviews
At a party Draco and Hermione get locked on the roof—without their wands. Post-DH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Malfoy, you're a teacher's pet, that's why you're with me. Since I'm the teacher," she kissed his throat, "will you be my pet and...earn your grades?" Draco/Hermione PWP not a oneshot as originally stated , rated for a reason. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,215 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 159 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Salsa Verde by dracosgem reviews
A new class at Hogwarts... wait...dancing? Did you say Salsa? You CANNOT be serious... Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have never exactly seen eye to eye but a new class, a meddling Slytherin, and a CRAZY Latin dance instructer have other plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Troy by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Draco loved this woman. Draco worshipped this woman. Draco would do nothing short of destroying the legendary city of Troy to have her, to hold her, to possess her as his own, forever and a day. AU. Warning: Dark Draco and questionable consent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Office Love by phannah17 reviews
Working with him was absolute hell and now he had the nerve, the absolute gall, to insult her fashion sense! Draco Malfoy was going down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Retribution by phannah17 reviews
Sequel to Office Love. Rose Malfoy was the epitome of selfish and didn't mind in the least, thank you very much. James Potter was a direct reincarnation of his grandfather and deserved nothing short of a gruesome death. Hermione wonders where she went w
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by petitesorciere reviews
The Seven Deadly Sins are perfectly embodied by Draco Malfoy, and there can only be trouble ahead when he clashes with the virtuous Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,664 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Second by Lady Alinor reviews
Sequel to First. Five years...five long, agonizing years since she'd last spoken to him, and now he had the audacity to show up on her doorstep one rainswept night. What would he think when he discovered her secret? HGDM, sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,549 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
First by Lady Alinor reviews
I just don't want my first time to be with her,' he said dejectedly. ‘Will you be my first?’ ‘It needs to be someone you really love,' she whispered. 'I know,' he replied softly. 'That’s why I’m asking you.' HGDM, sexual content. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,460 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 177 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Vashka reviews
Crazy things happen sometimes. Like utter Bedlam. Like learning how to fly a broom without dying. Like sudden verbal diarrhea. Like taking a chance. Like love. WINNER of Best Comedy at the Dramione Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 2,919 - Follows: 454 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Enchanted Rose by petitesorciere reviews
A smutty oneshot for Valentine's. Hermione goes to a deserted classroom as a response to a Valentine's message. Little does she know that an enchanted rose and Draco Malfoy are waiting for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 501 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Things Draco Malfoy Knows About Harry Potter by spadul reviews
Five Things Draco Malfoy Knows About Harry Potter And The One Thing He Wishes He Didn't. A drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Things Draco Malfoy Will Never Tell You by spadul reviews
The Ten Things Draco Malfoy Will Never Tell You. A drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Beginning of Us by Dragonflies reviews
Every great love story has a beginning...this is theirs. Draco doesn’t go home for the Holidays, and neither does Hermione Draco is restless one night and decides to wander the halls of Hogwarts. Smut with a story! Told in Draco’s POV. CHAPTER 12 POSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,930 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ersatz Affection by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
Auror Draco Malfoy is hit by a mysterious curse, and his health takes a downward spiral.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vengeance by Vashka reviews
Harry Potter is dead. Voldemort is king. But Hermione Granger is alive, and she is very, very angry. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,377 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sacrifice by Kyra4 reviews
Dramione. PostHogwarts. Hermione sacrifices her virginity for a good cause. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Price by mrsmish reviews
Marry for love? Not this Elizabeth Bennet! A week after the Netherfield ball, Elizabeth receives two insulting marriage proposals and, like Charlotte Lucas, decides to be practical.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,129 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 239 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3036 - Favs: 5,561 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Prisoners of Ancient Spells reviews
Hermione is on a mission: the world-renown researcher sets out to find a cure to a mysterious malady, which befell Harry and friends, and to rescue Luna, who has been kidnapped under mysterious circumstances. It brings her to Peru with Malfoy in tow, who is most reluctant to come with her. Will they find what they are looking for or succumb to the Amazon jungle and its inhabitants?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 11/13/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L., Crookshanks - Complete
Rainy Days reviews
Rain, rain and a Slytherin. Who in his right mind would throw her together with one? Hermione is looking for a way to get out of her wet clothes. What a spring this turns out to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Complete
Reward for services rendered reviews
There was one task Hermione had to do - to become a thief. She didn't like it at all. Written for the Dramione Couples Remix, the orginal couple was Bilbo and Smaug. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Brave New Man reviews
The war is won and it's a new world. It's all going to be better, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,124 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Kingsley S.
Heaped Gathering of Drabble Mass - a challenge reviews
These are drabbles I wrote and (mostly) submitted to the dmhgchallenge on LJ. A collection of sorts. The first one is called: Taming a dragon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco, Fafnir and the Annoying Girl reviews
As if life isn't bothersome enough, Draco needs to deal with weirdos everywhere. Thank Merlin, he has a faithful friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Eruption reviews
Draco and Hermione are married, but not happily and not to each other. An explosive encounter at a Valentine anniversary celebration in Malfoy Manor shatters their worlds in all-consuming heat and leaves them burning for more. Post-Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,448 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Xmas Spirit reviews
Getting Hermione into the Xmas spirit was Draco's only desire. A spur of the moment drabble, infected by the highly contagious xmas spirit invading all houses - my first
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fear of Flying reviews
Draco teaches Hermione how to fly a broom. What's his incentive? Influenced by Erica Jong's classical book
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Quacking Ducks reviews
The summer is long and Draco is utterly bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Complete
By her leave reviews
On the day of the Final Battle, Draco Malfoy contemplates that he owes Hermione Granger. And why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Give me your pain reviews
In my dream her voice said: "I am your equal" And turning away I snarled: "Deal with it." Her voice went: "You are not a killer, Draco." Nice timing, Granger, I thought when I woke up the day of Dumbledore's death. Canon 6th/7th year, A/U, EWE, Dramione. Cover by the amazing Freya Ishtar
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 464,074 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Victory reviews
Draco Malfoy scores more than one victory on the day he finally catches the snitch from Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
After the Wedding Night reviews
Elizabeth's curiosity gets the better of her when she wakes up one morning before her husband. A study in anatomy. One shot
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Complete
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