colleenkali
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Joined 05-02-11, id: 2890856, Profile Updated: 03-18-14
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Twilight.

ATTENTION!!!!!!! WE HAVE MOVED TO A NEW ACCOUNT! WE ARE NOW COLLEENKALI1996 IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO LOOK FOR US!!!!!! WE STILL HAVE THE SAME STORIES, BUT WE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO REPLY TO YOU IF YOU SEND US SOMETHING ON THIS ACCOUNT OR REVIEW ONE OF OUR STORIES ON THIS ACCOUNT!!!!*

Hi! Our names are Kali and Colleen(: We are best friends and wanted to write some stories together((:

The first story that we've been working on for a few days is called "Returning Home" and hopefully we will be able to post the first chapter up soon!

We love you guys as our readers and we hope that you will like our story/stories!!! Thanks!

Love, Kali and Colleen :)

Colleen says: Fanfiction asked me if i was human... O_o

Kali says: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Colleen says: The back of our 'Returning Home' journal has inside jokes from "WTF" to "Sohel is EVIL" to "I Love Cookies and Kit-Kats!" Oh! And it has Kali's occupations: Lawyer, Bodyguard, and Counselor! :D

Fact: Kali and Colleen both love reading books.

Fact: Kali is engaged to Dr. Pepper.

Fact: Colleen loves Dr. Pepper.

Fact: Kali and Colleen love walking home together.

Fact: Maria is getting annoying.

Fact: Colleen's little brother is also Kali's little brother cuz they look alike.

Fact: Colleen's parents are also Kali's parents for no apparent reason. Kali calls all her friend's parents 'Momma (insert last name here)' or 'Papa (insert last name here)'.

Fact: Kali and Colleen both love Harry Potter.

Fact: Kali and Colleen both love Maximum Ride.

Fact: Kali's birthday is in January.

Fact: Colleen's birthday is in July.

Fact: The month of both our birthdays starts with a 'J'.

Fact: Colleen now gets some of her story names from song names and/or lyrics in a song.

Fact: If you've read all these, then what the hell are you doing? STALKER!!!

Bleh...Colleen is getting bored so she might write a story for this account...possibly Harry Potter, possibly Percy Jackson, possibly Maximum Ride, possibly not Twilight...even though Twilight is a perfectly good series and that's where Colleen and Kali got their nicknames from...bleh...Colleen has now taped 9 index cards randomly together and is gonna draw on them...Colleen likes randomly stating what's going on...she thinks Kali should rant a little too...just cuz it's fun...and kali needs to finish the 2nd chapter of "Returning Home" cuz it's her job to do the 2nd chapter...bleh...it's 12:30 am...Colleen will probably be up till about 3...bleh...'bleh' is fun to say randomly...even though Colleen is not particularly tired and is not sick and feels perfectly fine...Colleen is not hyper, even though while she's randomly ranting she feels like she should be...Colleen will now drink the rest of her Dr. Pepper...*gulp*...it's gone...Colleen just felt like adding more to this fanfic account profile...Colleen thinks that if you've read all this then you are a stalker...now she's gonna rant some more so that the word 'stalker' isn't at the end of her rant...it might be harder to find it if she keeps ranting...Colleen also thinks ya'll should go on youtube and search 'AVPM' if you like Harry Potter...and Kali still hasn't done that yet...when you find it, click on "A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 1"...it's hilarious...Colleen needs to clean her room since she got all this stuff from her old house to her new house and can't get to her bed easily now...and she has stuff on her bed too...so she won't be able to go to sleep until she moves some of the stuff...but she has to make sure she can still get to her computer...Colleen thought she lost her cat, but then she found it...Colleen's cat's name is 'Chloe' and Kali says that Chloe looks like her and Colleen's friend Chloe...at first Kali thought Colleen had named the cat 'Chloe' after their friend, but then Colleen told Kali that she got the cat and named her Chloe before she met Kali and Chloe...bleh...Colleen had to say 'bleh' one more time before she ended her rant...

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Returning Home reviews
When Edward leaves Bella in 'New Moon', Bella decides to go back home. When Bella goes back to London, where her true home is, things start to change. Sorry if this is a bad summary! summary might change later!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P., Bella
Breakin' at the Cracks reviews
He had done it again! Annabeth storms off, leaving Percy at a park by himself, forcing him to walk home. On the way home, he walks past a mysterious man. As soon as he walks past, the man disappears. Percabeth. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.